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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is so embarrassing. Do you remember a little while
ago we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The the lack of event space at the White House.
That's why I don't remember that now, Yeah, you probably
weren't paying attention.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Okay, oh you know they're building a ballroom at the
White House.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Have you heard that? Oh? No, tell me more.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
That's a thing. Yeah, well, they didn't have a lot
of event space there. Why would you want to talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, they talked about the fact that they need to
put up the tents when they have this big, you know,
groups gathering. They don't have the space for big ceremonies
and things. Not only did they have to put tense
up and have it outside, but when they would have
these events for you know, the international dignitaries and those
who would visit the White House, guests had to use
(00:42):
porta lits nice.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
At the literal porta potties at the White House. Now,
they were the nicest one. They weren't those individual free
standing They were the ones that were like an entire trailer.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, multiple doors.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And they were up off of the ground. But there's
still border bodies like it or not. And that's the
point I hope that the architects or whoever planned the
space for Donald Trump's ballroom went ahead and put some
some bathrooms in.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
If they haven't, maybe it's not too late to encourage that.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You know, you may be onto something there.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Should look into the check the blueprints, would you.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
In our ever never ending quest to find cliche news
stories Florida Man, the Islam Report, Chicago crime surfing, per
porn on the Internet, all the fun stuff we have
found once again another one of my favorite cliche news
stories has surfaced. Message found in a bottle on a
beach somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
A message in a bottle.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Messages in a bottle written by two Australian soldiers a
few days into their voyage to the battlefields of France
during World War One, what have been found more than
a century later on Australia's coast. The Brown family found
the Schweps brand bottle just above the water line at
(02:05):
the Warden Beach near Esperance in Western Australia on October ninth.
According to a report, a woman named deb Brown said
her husband Peter and Dnner Felicity made the fine during
one of the family's regular quad bike expeditions to clear
the beach of trash. Deb said, we do a little
cleaning up here on the beach, and so we would
(02:26):
never go past a piece of rubbish. So this little
bottle was loined there, waiting to be picked up.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Where did Kenny go?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Inside the clear, thick glass were cheerful letters written in
pencil by private's Malcolm Neville, aged twenty seven, and William Harley,
age thirty seven. Their troop ship H Matt a seventy bollerat,
had left the South Australia State capitol August twelfth of
that year on a long journey to the other side
of the globe or across the flat earth, depending on
(02:56):
what theory you subscribed to, where soldiers would reinforce the
forty eighth Australian Infantry Battalion on Europe's Western Front.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
What happened to the first forty seven battalions?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Have you never read? What is that book called All
Quiet on the Western Front? It's not even about cowboys,
It's about World War One.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's probably why.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Anyway, the private was killed in action a year later.
The other guy, Harley, was wounded twice but survived the war,
dying in the State Capitol in nineteen thirty four of
a cancer his family say was caused by him being
gassed by the Germans in the trenches.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Those damn Trumps.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Boy, those German those Germans really Nazis.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
But you know you understood.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, those Germans have a complicated history with gas, don't they. Yeah,
especially lately now that they don't have any gas and
they have to buy it from Russia.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
True.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Anyway, Neville requested the Bottles Finder deliver his letter to
his mother, Robert Tina Neville at Wilkeawatt. Boy, there's a
lot of weird. It's now a virtual ghost town in
South Australia. Harley, whose mother was dead by nineteen sixteen,
was happy for the Finder to keep his note. Harley wrote,
may the Finder be as well as we are at present,
and Neville wrote to his mother he was having a
(04:02):
real good time. Food is real good so far right,
with the exception of one meal which we buried at sea.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I think that means they puked.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Sounds like it. The ship was heaving and rolling. But
we are so happy as Larry. Happy as Larry. I
guess it's an Australian colloquialism.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I mean very happy.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, I don't even try to understand them. A whole
nother country or something.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Neville wrote that he and his comrades were somewhere at sea.
Harley wrote that they were somewhere in the Bite, referring
to the Great Australian Bite. That's an enormous open bay
that begins east of the state capitol and extends to
another place along the western edge.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But it looks like something took a bite out of
the land at the edge there, and that's it's clever.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Debb Brown suspects the bottle didn't travel far. It likely
spent more than a century ashore, buried in the sand dunes.
Extensive erosion of the dunes caused by huge swells along
the Wharton Beach in recent and months probably dislodged it.
The paper was wet, but the writing remained legible. Because
of that, deb Brown was able to notify both soldiers'
relatives of the find, and they really didn't want.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
To talk to her.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
They were like, leave us alone, lady, we don't know
what you're talking about. You're crazy, h.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And you got that weird accent. Yeah, well it's probably
not that weird down there.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh, I tone in Australia, everybody.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Talks like this. Dan's on the women.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Email at Walton Jonathon dot com. If you guys noticed
how crafty some of these Democrats are. They cobbled together
the Affordable Care Act as it was known, no obamacack,
and that included the expiration on January first of twenty
twenty six. Now they're they're thinking, and this is the
(05:46):
crafty or devious part of the Democrat they controlled Congress
at that point. If they controlled Congress at the expiration
of January one, twenty twenty six, which is way in
the future when they're putting this together, then they'll just
fix it, you know, before it expires, and then just
move it forward. If they don't control Congress then and
(06:08):
this is what's happening now, we just blame Republicans.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
How crafty are they? Wow?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Speaking of blaming people for stuff they didn't do wrong.
Can we go back to Australia real quick? I just
discovered something fascinating.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Let's go down and thank you come again.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Dots off of the trains, answer.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Ready, poison in the water and the Arab.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Tragedy where in India?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Not me, not me, But there are women I know
who claim that when they're being harassed on the internet
by men, it's often a guy in India. I don't
know why they say that, or something about how they
always want to look at their bobs and vagine or
something like, oh no, not me. I'm just telling you.
And if that it's true, there is maybe a little
resemblance of that in this news story. Recently, the Australian
(07:05):
women's cricket team traveled to India to play in a
game there, a match I think they call cricket match.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yes, Australian women going to India to play crickets.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
And while they were in India, they visited a state
called Indore, where the women on the team claim that
they were molested by men on the streets.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Like, is that like their way of welcoming them to India. No,
I think I'm saying, hey, glad you're here.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I think it was unwanted sexual physical, sexual conduct. They
didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, a lot of it's thought that way, but by
the end of the night, you know, things can usually
lighten it up.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Well, that's kind of what the Indian politician in charge
of that region of the country is saying overly. Senior
BJP leader and Mada Pradesh minister Khalish Veja Viigiavaj has
said that the Australian women cricketers who were molested in
Indore three years and yes, while on their way to
a cafe, should have been more careful.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
They were begging for to see the way they were
dressed at all, hot and athletic and stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Well, of course, Vija ve Verraghya says, look, there has
been a lapse, but the players suddenly leaving from there
without telling anyone. They didn't even dud their coach. This
is a mistake from their side too.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
They left the hotel or wherever they were staying and
actually went outdoors and well you know what happens next.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
The incident is unfortunate, but now the players should also
learn from this. I feel that when we go to
another country, another city, we should also worry about our
own safety. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We're shaming these
women because they got physically assaulted on the streets by
the men in your town.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Y that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
The statement came just a day after the political leader
pointed towards the arrested accused, religion Akil Sheik, who as
a previous criminal record, happens to be a Muslim. In
his reaction on the incident in which at least two
players face stalking and harassment by a bike born man boy,
they talk weird in these news BJP MLA Ramesh Mashara
shara Had on Saturday refer to the accused a Kiel Sheikh,
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as being among some illegitimate children who could aspire to
defame Indian culture. He further brought in an incident from
neighboring Uttar, Pradesh, wearing a thirteen year old Muslim girl
was originally allegedly harassed by a Muslim cleric. He said, look, basically,
think what he's saying is, don't blame Hindus for this.
Muslims just do it sometimes. But you white ladies are
responsible too, because I mean for starters, just look at.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You and yeah, and plus don't forget that's the culture.
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You gotta let you know other people have their cultures
the way.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You have yours.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I think in order to explain it accurately, I think
you're supposed to say, look, that is the culture.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Okay, Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You know, in America, we don't behave like that. I
just do my little wobblehead like that.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, no, no, why do they do that?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Is that a yoga thing?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Is that that?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Don't know?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Is that they do the wobble hit a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I would do that, but I have a little click
in my neck right there.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, is it like in your jaw or in the neck?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
No? No, I had peanut butter and jelly that last week.
I was.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Everybody knows Halloween is just a pass for teenage girls
to dress like slots.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
They just have to call it a costume.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. It's already National Cat Day again.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I guess it's true what they say, time flies when
you're cuddling with your little furrows.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Knook on, what.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Come ONMA treat you with today? How about some nice
deep scratches up and down your back?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Or maybe I'll just stare into your eyes, stroking your
ears while whispering how much I love.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
My squanchy cuddle muffin. Oh hold on a second, I
don't care if it's raining outside.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You can walk to school. You're a first grader, act
like it.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I love you so much, my furry squish angel do
Happy National Cat Day.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Women delightfully mysterious or backcrap crazy. It's crazy things women
say today time, that is, and it's.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Brought to you by uh, believe it or not, it
is brought to you by her friends over at the
Silver Slipper Casino.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
You know, that's a smart idea. If you have a
woman in your life, she may enjoy going there. You'd
probably have fun with her there.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I think there's plenty of options.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And you don't know whether she's going to be a
big Elvis fan or maybe you know, an old classic
car fan, or maybe she just likes to, you know,
borrow money from you to play slot machines.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, that's always fun too.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Today's a double dose of things women said. Let's start
off with this because it's topical. We found a video
on the internet of a morbidly obese woman with a
septum piercing and blue hair. But now I'm being redundant.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's not hard to find these days.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
And she says that if you cut off the food stamps,
they're gonna kill people, and she means it.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
And next week, when millions of people are going to
have through his work to possibly stealing in order to
feed themselves in their families, and the government complaints because
they will complain about the crime.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Rate going all the grime doing.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Even though they're the ones who did it. Make sure
you point your anger at the system and the people
at the top, because they're the ones who took the
food away from families and poor people and starving children,
and the poor people just.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Want to eat.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
They were starting there survive like the rest of us.
They want to keep living like the rest of us.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
So when you see them stealing, because you will, because
they're going to have to make sure your anger is
in directed at the individual. This goes so much deeper.
It's tring to flip some tables.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's time to flip some tables. I love when stupid
people try to sound smart. This goes so deep.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You really missed all the way around on that.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It doesn't sound that deep. Actually, it sounds like it's
pretty simple, and you just kept repeating at three or
four times and justifying violence and crime.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It is also kind of odd that just last week
they said we got no King's Day, we had a
no King's Day, and then this week they're.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Saying King where are my food? Yeah? Uh yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Figure it out, people one way or all right, here's
an encore. This is what it's like dating women, zoomers
or younger millennials. This is what you're dealing with today.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I find it so funny when I like start talking
to a guy and they're like, you're so beautiful, You're
so pretty, and I'm just like, bitch, you don't even
know me like that. Like if my friends call me
beautiful or like pretty, I'm like, oh, like I love
you because like they know me, like they know my soul.
But it's like when a guy does that, it's like
what are you trying to get?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Like, what are you trying to do? Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Like, can you like stimulate my mind out of a
conversation and then call me beautiful? That's that's the vibe.
But like if you just say wow, you're like, bitch,
you don't even know me.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Okay, yeah, boy, she's fun huh she And here's the thing,
She's not that pretty, not pretty enough for that, no way,
not even close.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Speaking of women, I was just out strolling through the
sales department for no particular reason.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I mean, the doctors just said I should walk more.
I don't think they said they should walk through the
sales department more than I would.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's just where I was walking and I noticed because
we got a little cool snap blowing through down south here.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Uh, they got the heat just blowing like ninety degrees
full heat. Just you just walk along and it's and
it occurred to me.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Most guys that have been around women for long probably
already know this. You youngsters, listen up. Women are always cold.
They're cold at night when they get in bed and
they put the cold feet on you. They're cold in
the morning, they're cold at work. They're cold in the
middle of the summer. Yeah, what can we do about that?
The reason there's not much you can do about it,
it's it's genetics. I think it's God's plan. Women are
(14:32):
always cold because their bodies are designed to be around
stoves and ovens all the time. Oh, that's just part
of nature.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
So just deal with it.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, I get that.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Don't blame them.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Actually, that checks out. That makes perfect sense. So if
we put them in a situation where they had more
chance to cook and what happened, right, Yeah, they'd be
happier about.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
It and probably a little less whiny for a few
minutes at least, Well we have there'd be something.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Well, we should give them what they want. I think,
you know, I say, give the women what they want.
Let them cook. Yeah, let's go with Kenny's playing. Yeah,
the gal to get to back in the kitchen where
they blow. In the meantime, I have noticed that occasionally
when we see police chase, Yes, sir, we'll.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Say things like what's this cityot? Thinking nobody ever gets away?
Nobody ever gets away in a cop chase. But we
should have said almost never. Do we know anybody in
Waller County that can check on this for me? Because
something happened last week in Waller County? Sure County power
is the pride of Waller County? Any powers? I'm sorry,
that's a down on TV. No, you're right, that's not
(15:34):
his name. What is his name?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Kenny Allen?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Kenny Allen, the Pride of Waller County. Well, he wrote
the Great Waller County Blackout of twenty thirteen. It's a
great song. It's a five second song. Oh it's okay,
go ahead, Well I had a story.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Well tell us if you know somebody in Waller County,
you can find out the deputies from Harris County was
chased the suspect last week and they drove into a
Waller County and the vehicle they were chasing crashed into
a lake off the side of the highway, probably one
of the you know, man made ponds.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
It's not like like canyon lake or you know. You know.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Anyway, vehicle crashed into the lake and then the deputies
you know, rolled up, you know, like they do. So
they went out there and they the reason they cracked.
They put the spikes out in the road and they
caused the tires to go flat and then it crashed,
and so they probably felt kind of bad about it.
And I said, we better get in there and save
that guy for he drowns or whatever. And by the
(16:40):
time they got to the suspect vehicle when the dive
teams went out empty. Really yeah, where'd he go? It
was like a magic trick or something. He drove into
the lake. The dive team shows up. Now the cops
were They didn't like leave and come back. They stayed
there and waited for the dive team and the car's empty.
(17:01):
I hadn't heard anything about it since, so Waller County
do some research. I expect to hear something tomorrow morning.
We'll be back to report on it.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Really, I mean we're allowed to do that. I mean
we could just come back and report on it whenever
we want like that.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Well, I think we have to.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's important, you know, because that's a good trick as
far as a magic trick to go, I like that one.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Will there be a show tomorrow? Are they gonna let
us back on the air.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
We never know.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Well, just in case they don't, download the Walton and
Johnson smartphone app because you never know when they're gonna
cancel this show. You know how they are?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I hate they, you know them? Wink wink, nudge nudge, Right, John,
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Does that mean we're going away now never to be
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This is so embarrassing. Do you remember a little while
ago we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The the lack of event space at the White House.
That's why I don't remember that now, Yeah, you probably
weren't paying attention.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Okay, oh you know they're building a ballroom at the
White House.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Have you heard that? Oh? No, tell me more.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
That's a thing. Yeah, well, they didn't have a lot
of event space there. Why would you want to talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, they talked about the fact that they need to
put up the tents when they have this big, you know,
groups gathering. They don't have the space for big ceremonies
and things. Not only did they have to put tense
up and have it outside, but when they would have
these events for you know, the international dignitaries and those
who would visit the White House, guests had to use
(00:42):
porta lits nice.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
At the literal porta potties at the White House. Now,
they were the nicest one. They weren't those individual free
standing They were the ones that were like an entire trailer.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, multiple doors.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And they were up off of the ground. But there's
still border bodies like it or not. And that's the
point I hope that the architects or whoever planned the
space for Donald Trump's ballroom went ahead and put some
some bathrooms in.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
If they haven't, maybe it's not too late to encourage that.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You know, you may be onto something there.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Should look into the check the blueprints, would you.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
In our ever never ending quest to find cliche news
stories Florida Man, the Islam Report, Chicago crime surfing, per
porn on the Internet, all the fun stuff we have
found once again another one of my favorite cliche news
stories has surfaced. Message found in a bottle on a
beach somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
A message in a bottle.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Messages in a bottle written by two Australian soldiers a
few days into their voyage to the battlefields of France
during World War One, what have been found more than
a century later on Australia's coast. The Brown family found
the Schweps brand bottle just above the water line at
(02:05):
the Warden Beach near Esperance in Western Australia on October ninth.
According to a report, a woman named deb Brown said
her husband Peter and Dnner Felicity made the fine during
one of the family's regular quad bike expeditions to clear
the beach of trash. Deb said, we do a little
cleaning up here on the beach, and so we would
(02:26):
never go past a piece of rubbish. So this little
bottle was loined there, waiting to be picked up.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Where did Kenny go?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Inside the clear, thick glass were cheerful letters written in
pencil by private's Malcolm Neville, aged twenty seven, and William Harley,
age thirty seven. Their troop ship H Matt a seventy bollerat,
had left the South Australia State capitol August twelfth of
that year on a long journey to the other side
of the globe or across the flat earth, depending on
(02:56):
what theory you subscribed to, where soldiers would reinforce the
forty eighth Australian Infantry Battalion on Europe's Western Front.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
What happened to the first forty seven battalions?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Have you never read? What is that book called All
Quiet on the Western Front? It's not even about cowboys,
It's about World War One.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's probably why.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Anyway, the private was killed in action a year later.
The other guy, Harley, was wounded twice but survived the war,
dying in the State Capitol in nineteen thirty four of
a cancer his family say was caused by him being
gassed by the Germans in the trenches.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Those damn Trumps.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Boy, those German those Germans really Nazis.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
But you know you understood.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, those Germans have a complicated history with gas, don't they. Yeah,
especially lately now that they don't have any gas and
they have to buy it from Russia.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
True.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Anyway, Neville requested the Bottles Finder deliver his letter to
his mother, Robert Tina Neville at Wilkeawatt. Boy, there's a
lot of weird. It's now a virtual ghost town in
South Australia. Harley, whose mother was dead by nineteen sixteen,
was happy for the Finder to keep his note. Harley wrote,
may the Finder be as well as we are at present,
and Neville wrote to his mother he was having a
(04:02):
real good time. Food is real good so far right,
with the exception of one meal which we buried at sea.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I think that means they puked.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Sounds like it. The ship was heaving and rolling. But
we are so happy as Larry. Happy as Larry. I
guess it's an Australian colloquialism.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I mean very happy.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, I don't even try to understand them. A whole
nother country or something.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Neville wrote that he and his comrades were somewhere at sea.
Harley wrote that they were somewhere in the Bite, referring
to the Great Australian Bite. That's an enormous open bay
that begins east of the state capitol and extends to
another place along the western edge.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But it looks like something took a bite out of
the land at the edge there, and that's it's clever.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Debb Brown suspects the bottle didn't travel far. It likely
spent more than a century ashore, buried in the sand dunes.
Extensive erosion of the dunes caused by huge swells along
the Wharton Beach in recent and months probably dislodged it.
The paper was wet, but the writing remained legible. Because
of that, deb Brown was able to notify both soldiers'
relatives of the find, and they really didn't want.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
To talk to her.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
They were like, leave us alone, lady, we don't know
what you're talking about. You're crazy, h.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And you got that weird accent. Yeah, well it's probably
not that weird down there.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh, I tone in Australia, everybody.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Talks like this. Dan's on the women.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Email at Walton Jonathon dot com. If you guys noticed
how crafty some of these Democrats are. They cobbled together
the Affordable Care Act as it was known, no obamacack,
and that included the expiration on January first of twenty
twenty six. Now they're they're thinking, and this is the
(05:46):
crafty or devious part of the Democrat they controlled Congress
at that point. If they controlled Congress at the expiration
of January one, twenty twenty six, which is way in
the future when they're putting this together, then they'll just
fix it, you know, before it expires, and then just
move it forward. If they don't control Congress then and
(06:08):
this is what's happening now, we just blame Republicans.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
How crafty are they? Wow?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Speaking of blaming people for stuff they didn't do wrong.
Can we go back to Australia real quick? I just
discovered something fascinating.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Let's go down and thank you come again.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Dots off of the trains, answer.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Ready, poison in the water and the Arab.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Tragedy where in India?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Not me, not me, But there are women I know
who claim that when they're being harassed on the internet
by men, it's often a guy in India. I don't
know why they say that, or something about how they
always want to look at their bobs and vagine or
something like, oh no, not me. I'm just telling you.
And if that it's true, there is maybe a little
resemblance of that in this news story. Recently, the Australian
(07:05):
women's cricket team traveled to India to play in a
game there, a match I think they call cricket match.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yes, Australian women going to India to play crickets.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
And while they were in India, they visited a state
called Indore, where the women on the team claim that
they were molested by men on the streets.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Like, is that like their way of welcoming them to India. No,
I think I'm saying, hey, glad you're here.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I think it was unwanted sexual physical, sexual conduct. They
didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, a lot of it's thought that way, but by
the end of the night, you know, things can usually
lighten it up.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Well, that's kind of what the Indian politician in charge
of that region of the country is saying overly. Senior
BJP leader and Mada Pradesh minister Khalish Veja Viigiavaj has
said that the Australian women cricketers who were molested in
Indore three years and yes, while on their way to
a cafe, should have been more careful.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
They were begging for to see the way they were
dressed at all, hot and athletic and stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Well, of course, Vija ve Verraghya says, look, there has
been a lapse, but the players suddenly leaving from there
without telling anyone. They didn't even dud their coach. This
is a mistake from their side too.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
They left the hotel or wherever they were staying and
actually went outdoors and well you know what happens next.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
The incident is unfortunate, but now the players should also
learn from this. I feel that when we go to
another country, another city, we should also worry about our
own safety. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We're shaming these
women because they got physically assaulted on the streets by
the men in your town.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Y that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
The statement came just a day after the political leader
pointed towards the arrested accused, religion Akil Sheik, who as
a previous criminal record, happens to be a Muslim. In
his reaction on the incident in which at least two
players face stalking and harassment by a bike born man boy,
they talk weird in these news BJP MLA Ramesh Mashara
shara Had on Saturday refer to the accused a Kiel Sheikh,
(09:01):
as being among some illegitimate children who could aspire to
defame Indian culture. He further brought in an incident from
neighboring Uttar, Pradesh, wearing a thirteen year old Muslim girl
was originally allegedly harassed by a Muslim cleric. He said, look, basically,
think what he's saying is, don't blame Hindus for this.
Muslims just do it sometimes. But you white ladies are
responsible too, because I mean for starters, just look at.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You and yeah, and plus don't forget that's the culture.
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You gotta let you know other people have their cultures
the way.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You have yours.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I think in order to explain it accurately, I think
you're supposed to say, look, that is the culture.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Okay, Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You know, in America, we don't behave like that. I
just do my little wobblehead like that.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, no, no, why do they do that?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Is that a yoga thing?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Is that that?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Don't know?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Is that they do the wobble hit a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I would do that, but I have a little click
in my neck right there.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, is it like in your jaw or in the neck?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
No? No, I had peanut butter and jelly that last week.
I was.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Everybody knows Halloween is just a pass for teenage girls
to dress like slots.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
They just have to call it a costume.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. It's already National Cat Day again.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I guess it's true what they say, time flies when
you're cuddling with your little furrows.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Knook on, what.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Come ONMA treat you with today? How about some nice
deep scratches up and down your back?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Or maybe I'll just stare into your eyes, stroking your
ears while whispering how much I love.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
My squanchy cuddle muffin. Oh hold on a second, I
don't care if it's raining outside.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You can walk to school. You're a first grader, act
like it.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I love you so much, my furry squish angel do
Happy National Cat Day.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Women delightfully mysterious or backcrap crazy. It's crazy things women
say today time, that is, and it's.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Brought to you by uh, believe it or not, it
is brought to you by her friends over at the
Silver Slipper Casino.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
You know, that's a smart idea. If you have a
woman in your life, she may enjoy going there. You'd
probably have fun with her there.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I think there's plenty of options.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And you don't know whether she's going to be a
big Elvis fan or maybe you know, an old classic
car fan, or maybe she just likes to, you know,
borrow money from you to play slot machines.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, that's always fun too.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Today's a double dose of things women said. Let's start
off with this because it's topical. We found a video
on the internet of a morbidly obese woman with a
septum piercing and blue hair. But now I'm being redundant.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's not hard to find these days.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
And she says that if you cut off the food stamps,
they're gonna kill people, and she means it.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
And next week, when millions of people are going to
have through his work to possibly stealing in order to
feed themselves in their families, and the government complaints because
they will complain about the crime.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Rate going all the grime doing.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Even though they're the ones who did it. Make sure
you point your anger at the system and the people
at the top, because they're the ones who took the
food away from families and poor people and starving children,
and the poor people just.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Want to eat.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
They were starting there survive like the rest of us.
They want to keep living like the rest of us.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
So when you see them stealing, because you will, because
they're going to have to make sure your anger is
in directed at the individual. This goes so much deeper.
It's tring to flip some tables.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's time to flip some tables. I love when stupid
people try to sound smart. This goes so deep.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You really missed all the way around on that.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It doesn't sound that deep. Actually, it sounds like it's
pretty simple, and you just kept repeating at three or
four times and justifying violence and crime.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It is also kind of odd that just last week
they said we got no King's Day, we had a
no King's Day, and then this week they're.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Saying King where are my food? Yeah? Uh yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Figure it out, people one way or all right, here's
an encore. This is what it's like dating women, zoomers
or younger millennials. This is what you're dealing with today.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I find it so funny when I like start talking
to a guy and they're like, you're so beautiful, You're
so pretty, and I'm just like, bitch, you don't even
know me like that. Like if my friends call me
beautiful or like pretty, I'm like, oh, like I love
you because like they know me, like they know my soul.
But it's like when a guy does that, it's like
what are you trying to get?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Like, what are you trying to do? Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Like, can you like stimulate my mind out of a
conversation and then call me beautiful? That's that's the vibe.
But like if you just say wow, you're like, bitch,
you don't even know me.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Okay, yeah, boy, she's fun huh she And here's the thing,
She's not that pretty, not pretty enough for that, no way,
not even close.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Speaking of women, I was just out strolling through the
sales department for no particular reason.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I mean, the doctors just said I should walk more.
I don't think they said they should walk through the
sales department more than I would.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's just where I was walking and I noticed because
we got a little cool snap blowing through down south here.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Uh, they got the heat just blowing like ninety degrees
full heat. Just you just walk along and it's and
it occurred to me.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Most guys that have been around women for long probably
already know this. You youngsters, listen up. Women are always cold.
They're cold at night when they get in bed and
they put the cold feet on you. They're cold in
the morning, they're cold at work. They're cold in the
middle of the summer. Yeah, what can we do about that?
The reason there's not much you can do about it,
it's it's genetics. I think it's God's plan. Women are
(14:32):
always cold because their bodies are designed to be around
stoves and ovens all the time. Oh, that's just part
of nature.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
So just deal with it.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, I get that.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Don't blame them.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Actually, that checks out. That makes perfect sense. So if
we put them in a situation where they had more
chance to cook and what happened, right, Yeah, they'd be
happier about.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
It and probably a little less whiny for a few
minutes at least, Well we have there'd be something.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Well, we should give them what they want. I think,
you know, I say, give the women what they want.
Let them cook. Yeah, let's go with Kenny's playing. Yeah,
the gal to get to back in the kitchen where
they blow. In the meantime, I have noticed that occasionally
when we see police chase, Yes, sir, we'll.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Say things like what's this cityot? Thinking nobody ever gets away?
Nobody ever gets away in a cop chase. But we
should have said almost never. Do we know anybody in
Waller County that can check on this for me? Because
something happened last week in Waller County? Sure County power
is the pride of Waller County? Any powers? I'm sorry,
that's a down on TV. No, you're right, that's not
(15:34):
his name. What is his name?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Kenny Allen?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Kenny Allen, the Pride of Waller County. Well, he wrote
the Great Waller County Blackout of twenty thirteen. It's a
great song. It's a five second song. Oh it's okay,
go ahead, Well I had a story.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Well tell us if you know somebody in Waller County,
you can find out the deputies from Harris County was
chased the suspect last week and they drove into a
Waller County and the vehicle they were chasing crashed into
a lake off the side of the highway, probably one
of the you know, man made ponds.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
It's not like like canyon lake or you know. You know.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Anyway, vehicle crashed into the lake and then the deputies
you know, rolled up, you know, like they do. So
they went out there and they the reason they cracked.
They put the spikes out in the road and they
caused the tires to go flat and then it crashed,
and so they probably felt kind of bad about it.
And I said, we better get in there and save
that guy for he drowns or whatever. And by the
(16:40):
time they got to the suspect vehicle when the dive
teams went out empty. Really yeah, where'd he go? It
was like a magic trick or something. He drove into
the lake. The dive team shows up. Now the cops
were They didn't like leave and come back. They stayed
there and waited for the dive team and the car's empty.
(17:01):
I hadn't heard anything about it since, so Waller County
do some research. I expect to hear something tomorrow morning.
We'll be back to report on it.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Really, I mean we're allowed to do that. I mean
we could just come back and report on it whenever
we want like that.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Well, I think we have to.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's important, you know, because that's a good trick as
far as a magic trick to go, I like that one.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Will there be a show tomorrow? Are they gonna let
us back on the air.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
We never know.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Well, just in case they don't, download the Walton and
Johnson smartphone app because you never know when they're gonna
cancel this show. You know how they are?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I hate they, you know them? Wink wink, nudge nudge, Right, John,
don't forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
No, no, no, There will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you can find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
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Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson
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