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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To him. You think about that, there's these videos of
pregnant women down in tailand all on purpose because Trump's
had not to and years from now, but that baby
is old enough to search the internet for itself. It's
gonna find mama doing all that damage.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, your kid's going to be passed. Yeah, and he's
got to be really into trains, so so many trains. Yeah,
I like trains, but Thomas the tank engine and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, yeah, what do you remember when Ringo was on
that show? Do you remember that? And I don't remember
that he was the conductor. He worked at the train
station or something, the kind of show that when my
kids was little, you'd stick them in front of the
TV and you'd go do something else because they were
being cared for.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I just figured it out. I just figured out why
Billy D Junior is the way he is.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What's talking about You left him alone with.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
One of the Beatles and is very important years, you know,
shaping his brain. And I didn't know there was any
Beatles in there. Yeah, one of the Beatles was on
that show to you. Yeah, he didn't know he was
on the show though. And George Carlin was on that
show too.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
How would I have known that since I didn't stay
in the room and watch it with him. See that's
the thing. You didn't watch the show. I didn't watch.
I didn't stay in a room when Barney was on
or The Power Okay, I did watch some of the
Power Rangers a little while because that that yellow Power
Ranger girl. She kind of look good, you know. Oh
you mean Yellow Rangers, Yellow Ranger, you mean the Asian one.
She was just the yellow She was wearing a yellow
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little outfit power Ranger suit. They all wore different colors
so we'd know what to call them, and that way
the TV show could replace them and we didn't have
to get to know their real names. She's just the
Yellow Ranger, all right. I was, Oh my god, she's Asian.
I'm telling you she was Asian. Can you just found
her picture.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I am just old enough where Power Rangers came out
when I was in middle school, so I didn't really
watch it, but a lot of my friend's younger siblings did,
so we were exposed to it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh. Hell, Billy a junior. He went as a Power
Ranger on Halloween one year, and we were just.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Old enough where we would try to explain this to adults.
We're like, you know, they're watching a show where the
Black Rangers a black guy, and the parents were like, yeah,
so what And then we'd say, and the Yellow Rangers Asian,
and then they'd ground us. They're like, that's not funny,
you're grounded a Green Ranger. But we had a valid
point here. Okay, I think the Green Ranger was a
gay guy. Didn't he do gay porn?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Mister Kennis not then or the Red Ranger later, one
of them, the Pink Ranger, the Yellow Ranger was. It
was an actress named ty Trang, and she played the
part of Triny and they didn't even try to.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Make her sound Western or anglow or whatever is. They
really leaned into the Asian thing, like they knew.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Better if they kept their little masks on. No, then
you didn't have to know.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
They can't jokingly suggest that they didn't know. It wasn't
supposed to be an Asian character. The character's name was Trieny.
You know, damn well, it was an Asian. That's racist.
It is very racist.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And could he knows racism when he hears it or
says it? Yeah? You know what else? I was just
thinking about we got Warren.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Jeff's right, he's a cult leader from Texas, obviously, jeffs.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, he goes back aways. David Koresh, you're familiar. That
definitely goes back.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Bonnie Nettles was from Heaven's Gate, also a Texan.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I thought they were out in California though, when when
they were waiting for the space ship. Yeah, but she
was a Texan, Okay, But then she rallied the cult
in San Diego.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And now you got this new guy, doctor Malcolm Tanner.
He's bothering you, isn't he. You seem to have this
Malcolm Tanner, the colt and the whole thing just eating
away at you from the inside.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, I'm just trying to figure out why is Texas
always the go to state for cult leaders?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I mean, what makes us so special? You know what Alabama?
What do they got over there? But you know, college
football team pretty good?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I got they got college football for sure.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You know, for obviously, what do they got up in Uh,
Wisconsin's got cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I got some cheese and the cheese heads. You know.
In Florida, what do they got? Gator bites? Probably and
crazy people, sure of that too. But cult is a
different kind of crazy Ryan Texas. It's not for us.
It's not like a guy that smokes bath salts and
crashes a school bus into an orphanage. That's that's Florida
for sure. No, for us, it's a cult leader. We
get all the cult leaders in Texas and then sometimes
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they leave the state when they start their cult. Sure,
Jim Jones, where was he from?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Okay, good question. He was from San Francisco. He went
to South America, So that one's not ours, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And well David Koresh obviously stayed in Texas, but the
Heaven's gay people we went over there. A lot of
cults in New Mexico, because there's a lot of places
in New Mexico that are a lot like West Texas,
nothing around for miles of miles.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
New Mexico does have cults on. Do you think that's
just more that there's nothing else to do? But I
think so start a religious cult, because when I was
a kid and we didn't have anything to do, we
would like, you know, shoplift and stuff like that, I mean,
you know, and then we were and then we realized
not to do that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Obviously that was wrong. And you probably tried to stop
all your buddies from doing it too, didn't you. Yeah, yeah, obviously,
just go with that story. You know, graffiti, that's the
thing we would do when we were in trouble. Oh
and you know what, you didn't mention Colorado yet, but
Colorado has got uh, stupid criminals is what they've got Colorado.
(05:07):
Oh are we doing that still?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well? We said we were doing it about ten minutes ago.
And and then you know, like, which is a tradition
here at the show, we get distracted real easy and forgot.
It doesn't sound like us people leasy westupid. It's okay
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Speaker 2 (05:49):
One of our listeners wants us to know is the
blue Ranger that was gay. The Asian girl died. So now,
oh you feel bad? Now I felt bad about that.
I thought you would eventually I do. I feel guilty.
It's probably the cal part of me.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's over there in Colorado where this particular stupid criminal
was hanging out. The news crew was out on the
scene reporting on multiple robberies that had taken place just recently.
While the reporter was on the scene, in the background,
there was some guy walking by. The news reporter was
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describing the suspect as the suspect walked by, find the camera.
That seems a little convenience. He was committing suspective of
committing multiple robberies, and there he was in the background.
The news crew guy said he turned around while he
was doing and he said, I was just in a
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sense of disbelief. I looked back and I saw the
guy that I had just described. It was a twenty
six year old guy named Richard wearing a hood. Didn't
seem to be bothered at all by the cameras, the
crew from the TV station, you know. After they finished
his report, obviously obviously called the police and they were
(07:05):
there and nabbed the guy within ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Here's the moment the reporter, Justin Adams, spotted the suspect.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yo, hey, put the camera on him. Yo, you see
this person right here? Is this him? Would it be crazy?
We actually found the guy right now because we saw
a person who was literally fitting the description, who just
walked down there, pumpo camera. Bro.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I love how the TV reporter like turns off his
TV reporter voice.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, he's not. He's not being the professional recorder anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
He's like, what, dude, you got to admit that suspect
has a look I mean check him out to it.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, that's a look off right. He looked like he
a big fan of Coolio from back in the time.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Skinny guy with the pineapple hair, and then he's got
a thick beard and a kind of a pointy nose.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
And luckily the dudeh ratted him out on TV. He's
also a brother. Uh so, uh, it's not racing nothing
to see you here. Yeah, just move along. Yeah, it's
nice when it all comes together. You caught the guy.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Nobody can race bade here.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
The hero of the story is also a black guy
and he's in the media, so it's not like you
could spin it there.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh that was close. You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I feel good about this. It's like the whole thing
just came together with a nice little ribbon on it.
All right, everybody check this out. Starbucks is closing hundreds
of locations as part of their restructuring plan.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I heard you mention that a couple of days ago,
and I thought, well, that's not going to be around here. Obviously,
every Starbucks I go to, and I'm I frequent a
few different ones depending on where I am, they always
seem to be quite busy. But the one right down
there by that park you run around all the time. Yeah,
the one right down the road from Memorial Park on
Memorial Boulevard that's closed out. Wow, And it's like right there,
(08:46):
major traffic, all kinds of busy. So what's going on?
Is there just another one close enough that they decided
these are too close together?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Is it possible that we just don't understand the business
model even though there's a line around the blocks, all
not making enough money to make rent or something that's
the shame. Or maybe the baristas who demand money for
their gender affirming care or asking too much money for
the adadectomy procedure, that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Is probably more like it. The Democrats told everybody they
should all have free everything, and sometimes they're not getting
something for free and they're mad. Well, anyway, here's the announcement.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
It's the headline that's rocking America. Starbucks is closing hundreds
of locations. Turns out they went a little bit overboard.
One store actually had another Starbucks inside a Starbucks. But
don't panic, because for everyone that shuts down, there's still
one right next door, introducing Starbucks next door, same coffee,
(09:42):
same muffins, same shopping center. Because until now their motto
was every zip code deserves eight thousand Starbucks. So swing
by Starbucks next door and keep an eye out for
Starbucks across the street.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's ridiculous. Walton and Johnson Radio Network. International Coffee Day fighting.
I'm sorry. Didn't we just have International Coffee Day the
other day? That was just the thing. It was like
two days ago. Yeah, oh no, no, no, that was
National Coffee Day. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
National Coffee Day in International Coffee Day fall in the
same week.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
But on different days, two separate days. Yes, Why why
I don't make the rules. I'm gonna drink coffee anyway.
I don't need a day to remind me. Is this
international coffee you're drinking?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You notice how there's no go to the bathroom day
you know why, cause you're gonna go to the bathroom,
just like you're gonna have coffee. There's no go to
sleep day. You sleep every day unless you're a meth
addict or something. Maybe we don't need a day for that.
Coffee is gonna happen whether they give us a day
or not.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Okay, well, then let's just fall back on the fact
that it's also Vegetarian Day. So lord see, we really
don't need that. Well, no, we do, because otherwise vegetarians
won't have a reason to bring it up. And in
the natural flow of conversation, you know how, they hesitate
to bring up the fact that vegetarian. So this is
the one day it's World Vegetarian Day, so vegetarians can
(11:04):
actually go ahead and discuss their vegetarian options.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I get your point, but in defensive vegetarians, I feel
like you're more describing the vegans. The vegans really want
you to know, Mike, if.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
They do go a little extreme, don't they.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Like if somebody only eats fish and vegetables. They usually
only bring it up when you're ordering food. But vegans
they'll tell you all day.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh yeah, and they don't know much about animals. They
just know they don't want to eat them because you know,
they don't want to eat anything with a face. You know,
they't want to have to kill it and all that
kind of stuff. But you know what, they don't want
to eat cheese and drink milk. Kind of get that,
and that doesn't hurt the animal. As a matter of fact,
if you don't milk a cow or a goat that's
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given milk, that hurts them, not milking them, and then
you want to turn that into cheese or butter. The
cow or the goat or whatever it is. Eating milk
anything with nipples, you know, they don't have a say
so in what you do with it. They just want
you to get that milk out of there because it's
starting to swell up.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Have you noticed the vegans have been getting them to
start renaming stuff that isn't really milk, like almond milk. Okay,
so now it says milk on it, molk and I
don't want nothing like that. Yeah, but like nobody actually
thought that was milk. It's almond milk as they sell
almonds and water. No one was falling for that. That's
milk is just right wing Latin. Next we didn't need that.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And obviously almonds don't have nipples, so how you go
milk it? It's exactly my point. It's just it's almond juice.
But would anybody drink it if they said, hey, can
I get some squished almond juice? You ever meet a
vegan that does CrossFit? Probably? Well, I mean you would
know if you did. It's true. They don't hesitate to
(12:45):
bring either one up. What about a vegan who does
CrossFit and his day job is that he's a pilot?
Oh no, yeah, no, I don't think that's a good
idea at all. All Right, you don't want to go vegan,
you don't want to go International coffee. It also is
International Music Day and National Homemade Cookie Day. Best best
homemade cookie gotta be chocolate chip obviously, best store ball cookie, oreo,
(13:11):
without a doubt, no no reason to even debate it. Uh,
best homemade cookie. Now, my mom makes really good peanut
butter cookies. You like those, bro peanut butter cookies are
my favorite. I was going to bring up peanut butter
cookies and then you did. Dude, did you mom make
them at home?
Speaker 4 (13:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
That was why they were so good. Where'd you get
peanut butter cookies like at the store. Those aren't those
aren't homemade?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, but I mean I like them Mark homemade cookie day, Kenny,
You're you're talking out of your hat right now.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But up store ball.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But my mom ran a business, so anytime she was
cooking something for us, it would be just.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
A little burned because my mom was on the phone,
was raising me, you know, to be the good man
that I am today. Your mother had other priorities, I guess.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
My mom's business was custom window treatments, So sometimes we'd
get a burned frozen pizza or like a TV dinner
mushy mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Is that kind of thing, jolly bird's eye back in
the day, No, what's that? Never mind? What's bird's eye?
What was getting around to was the peanut butter cookies.
When my mama made him. She did that cute little
thing with the fork, and I don't know who started it.
Is probably one of them magazines that women got back
in the sixties. Uh. They would take the fork and
dip it in sugar. Yeah, first have to get it
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wet so the sugar sticked, sure, and the cookie didn't.
And then you press the fork into the top of
the peanut butter cookie this way and then this way,
and it made like a tic tac toe board in
the middle of the cookie with the little, little, fine,
little grains of sugar stuck to it. All that's when
you knew it was time. Bro, those are good I
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had good stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
And cookie is the only thing where if it's a
little undercooked it's actually better.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh yeah, slutty they call it, like the brownies. I
didn't know that. Yeah, slightly undercooked, intentionally slightly under sluck, slutty,
it's called slutty. Slightly undercooked would be no. But it
doesn't stand for anything. It's this means that it's uh,
it's it's that's that's I didn't make it up again
with the rules thing you questioned me about this stuff.
(15:06):
I'm trying to, you know, to educate, elucidate you, and
find the finer things in life.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You just questioned where this came from. All right, help
me out with this. It's also a pumpkin seed day.
What do we need that for?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Good Lord? No, that's all the stuff you scoop out
when you're making jack o' lanterns and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Well, you know it is Halloween season now, because it's
October first.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
What are you gonna do with all them seeds? You're
gonna you gonna You're not gonna have a pumpkin patch?
Are you? Where would you have it? I think what
you're supposed to do is row it in your bathtub.
What do people do? Don't they soak them in olive
oil and salt and then cook. I guess pumpkin seed milk.
That's probably coming. I've never done that. No, well, just
soak them in water and then squish them. How about
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this my buddy Gino, I left weights with him at
the gym because I left to see Italian. No, he's not.
You know, he might be. It seems like stolen valor
if he's running around claiming to be Gino. Well he's blonde,
so I just assume he's not. But he could be.
I don't know. Anyway. He says that it's actually seed
oils that cause skin cancers. Away from the seed oils. Now,
if you eat seeds that hadn't been smoothed into oil,
(16:06):
you're fine. But if you turn into a seed into oil,
then you shouldn't have it.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So it's actually the hard part of the seed that's
protecting you from skin cancer.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't know. It seems unlikely. Like sesame seeds. I
like a sesame seed. Okay, that's pretty good, But if
it's don't kill me, I'll probably miss it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
The other day, I was hanging out with a group
of people and we stepped into a coffee shop and
they had poppy seed muffins and one of the women
we were with said she couldn't eat those or she'd
fail a drug test.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
They get drug tested.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, that's a thing, right, they'll you'll test positive for heroin.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
If you're about to get drug tested, go ahead and
have that poppy seed baby, And that way when they
come back later and go, what are you jacked up?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Also heroin? And you go, oh no, that must have
been that poppy seed. That's all it was. And then
they'll go, okay, fine, go back to ward. What is
this your excuse so you could do heroin? I don't care.
Why would you want to do that? Buzz This have
to do with me. I was just given advice because
it's your idea. I'm a little suspicious too. So the
gender pay gap is real, but gender isn't real, got it?
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Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
To him. You think about that, there's these videos of
pregnant women down in tailand all on purpose because Trump's
had not to and years from now, but that baby
is old enough to search the internet for itself. It's
gonna find mama doing all that damage.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, your kid's going to be passed. Yeah, and he's
got to be really into trains, so so many trains. Yeah,
I like trains, but Thomas the tank engine and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, yeah, what do you remember when Ringo was on
that show? Do you remember that? And I don't remember
that he was the conductor. He worked at the train
station or something, the kind of show that when my
kids was little, you'd stick them in front of the
TV and you'd go do something else because they were
being cared for.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I just figured it out. I just figured out why
Billy D Junior is the way he is.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What's talking about You left him alone with.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
One of the Beatles and is very important years, you know,
shaping his brain. And I didn't know there was any
Beatles in there. Yeah, one of the Beatles was on
that show to you. Yeah, he didn't know he was
on the show though. And George Carlin was on that
show too.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
How would I have known that since I didn't stay
in the room and watch it with him. See that's
the thing. You didn't watch the show. I didn't watch.
I didn't stay in a room when Barney was on
or The Power Okay, I did watch some of the
Power Rangers a little while because that that yellow Power
Ranger girl. She kind of look good, you know. Oh
you mean Yellow Rangers, Yellow Ranger, you mean the Asian one.
She was just the yellow She was wearing a yellow
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little outfit power Ranger suit. They all wore different colors
so we'd know what to call them, and that way
the TV show could replace them and we didn't have
to get to know their real names. She's just the
Yellow Ranger, all right. I was, Oh my god, she's Asian.
I'm telling you she was Asian. Can you just found
her picture.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I am just old enough where Power Rangers came out
when I was in middle school, so I didn't really
watch it, but a lot of my friend's younger siblings did,
so we were exposed to it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh. Hell, Billy a junior. He went as a Power
Ranger on Halloween one year, and we were just.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Old enough where we would try to explain this to adults.
We're like, you know, they're watching a show where the
Black Rangers a black guy, and the parents were like, yeah,
so what And then we'd say, and the Yellow Rangers Asian,
and then they'd ground us. They're like, that's not funny,
you're grounded a Green Ranger. But we had a valid
point here. Okay, I think the Green Ranger was a
gay guy. Didn't he do gay porn?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Mister Kennis not then or the Red Ranger later, one
of them, the Pink Ranger, the Yellow Ranger was. It
was an actress named ty Trang, and she played the
part of Triny and they didn't even try to.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Make her sound Western or anglow or whatever is. They
really leaned into the Asian thing, like they knew.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Better if they kept their little masks on. No, then
you didn't have to know.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
They can't jokingly suggest that they didn't know. It wasn't
supposed to be an Asian character. The character's name was Trieny.
You know, damn well, it was an Asian. That's racist.
It is very racist.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And could he knows racism when he hears it or
says it? Yeah? You know what else? I was just
thinking about we got Warren.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Jeff's right, he's a cult leader from Texas, obviously, jeffs.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, he goes back aways. David Koresh, you're familiar. That
definitely goes back.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Bonnie Nettles was from Heaven's Gate, also a Texan.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I thought they were out in California though, when when
they were waiting for the space ship. Yeah, but she
was a Texan, Okay, But then she rallied the cult
in San Diego.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And now you got this new guy, doctor Malcolm Tanner.
He's bothering you, isn't he. You seem to have this
Malcolm Tanner, the colt and the whole thing just eating
away at you from the inside.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, I'm just trying to figure out why is Texas
always the go to state for cult leaders?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I mean, what makes us so special? You know what Alabama?
What do they got over there? But you know, college
football team pretty good?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I got they got college football for sure.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You know, for obviously, what do they got up in Uh,
Wisconsin's got cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I got some cheese and the cheese heads. You know.
In Florida, what do they got? Gator bites? Probably and
crazy people, sure of that too. But cult is a
different kind of crazy Ryan Texas. It's not for us.
It's not like a guy that smokes bath salts and
crashes a school bus into an orphanage. That's that's Florida
for sure. No, for us, it's a cult leader. We
get all the cult leaders in Texas and then sometimes
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they leave the state when they start their cult. Sure,
Jim Jones, where was he from?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Okay, good question. He was from San Francisco. He went
to South America, So that one's not ours, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And well David Koresh obviously stayed in Texas, but the
Heaven's gay people we went over there. A lot of
cults in New Mexico, because there's a lot of places
in New Mexico that are a lot like West Texas,
nothing around for miles of miles.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
New Mexico does have cults on. Do you think that's
just more that there's nothing else to do? But I
think so start a religious cult, because when I was
a kid and we didn't have anything to do, we
would like, you know, shoplift and stuff like that, I mean,
you know, and then we were and then we realized
not to do that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Obviously that was wrong. And you probably tried to stop
all your buddies from doing it too, didn't you. Yeah, yeah, obviously,
just go with that story. You know, graffiti, that's the
thing we would do when we were in trouble. Oh
and you know what, you didn't mention Colorado yet, but
Colorado has got uh, stupid criminals is what they've got Colorado.
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Oh are we doing that still?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well? We said we were doing it about ten minutes ago.
And and then you know, like, which is a tradition
here at the show, we get distracted real easy and forgot.
It doesn't sound like us people leasy westupid. It's okay
because the stupid boy, aren't they? Oh luckily the stupid
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Speaker 2 (05:49):
One of our listeners wants us to know is the
blue Ranger that was gay. The Asian girl died. So now,
oh you feel bad? Now I felt bad about that.
I thought you would eventually I do. I feel guilty.
It's probably the cal part of me.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's over there in Colorado where this particular stupid criminal
was hanging out. The news crew was out on the
scene reporting on multiple robberies that had taken place just recently.
While the reporter was on the scene, in the background,
there was some guy walking by. The news reporter was
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describing the suspect as the suspect walked by, find the camera.
That seems a little convenience. He was committing suspective of
committing multiple robberies, and there he was in the background.
The news crew guy said he turned around while he
was doing and he said, I was just in a
(06:44):
sense of disbelief. I looked back and I saw the
guy that I had just described. It was a twenty
six year old guy named Richard wearing a hood. Didn't
seem to be bothered at all by the cameras, the
crew from the TV station, you know. After they finished
his report, obviously obviously called the police and they were
(07:05):
there and nabbed the guy within ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Here's the moment the reporter, Justin Adams, spotted the suspect.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yo, hey, put the camera on him. Yo, you see
this person right here? Is this him? Would it be crazy?
We actually found the guy right now because we saw
a person who was literally fitting the description, who just
walked down there, pumpo camera. Bro.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I love how the TV reporter like turns off his
TV reporter voice.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, he's not. He's not being the professional recorder anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
He's like, what, dude, you got to admit that suspect
has a look I mean check him out to it.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, that's a look off right. He looked like he
a big fan of Coolio from back in the time.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Skinny guy with the pineapple hair, and then he's got
a thick beard and a kind of a pointy nose.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
And luckily the dudeh ratted him out on TV. He's
also a brother. Uh so, uh, it's not racing nothing
to see you here. Yeah, just move along. Yeah, it's
nice when it all comes together. You caught the guy.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Nobody can race bade here.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
The hero of the story is also a black guy
and he's in the media, so it's not like you
could spin it there.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh that was close. You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I feel good about this. It's like the whole thing
just came together with a nice little ribbon on it.
All right, everybody check this out. Starbucks is closing hundreds
of locations as part of their restructuring plan.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I heard you mention that a couple of days ago,
and I thought, well, that's not going to be around here. Obviously,
every Starbucks I go to, and I'm I frequent a
few different ones depending on where I am, they always
seem to be quite busy. But the one right down
there by that park you run around all the time. Yeah,
the one right down the road from Memorial Park on
Memorial Boulevard that's closed out. Wow, And it's like right there,
(08:46):
major traffic, all kinds of busy. So what's going on?
Is there just another one close enough that they decided
these are too close together?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Is it possible that we just don't understand the business
model even though there's a line around the blocks, all
not making enough money to make rent or something that's
the shame. Or maybe the baristas who demand money for
their gender affirming care or asking too much money for
the adadectomy procedure, that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Is probably more like it. The Democrats told everybody they
should all have free everything, and sometimes they're not getting
something for free and they're mad. Well, anyway, here's the announcement.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
It's the headline that's rocking America. Starbucks is closing hundreds
of locations. Turns out they went a little bit overboard.
One store actually had another Starbucks inside a Starbucks. But
don't panic, because for everyone that shuts down, there's still
one right next door, introducing Starbucks next door, same coffee,
(09:42):
same muffins, same shopping center. Because until now their motto
was every zip code deserves eight thousand Starbucks. So swing
by Starbucks next door and keep an eye out for
Starbucks across the street.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's ridiculous. Walton and Johnson Radio Network. International Coffee Day fighting.
I'm sorry. Didn't we just have International Coffee Day the
other day? That was just the thing. It was like
two days ago. Yeah, oh no, no, no, that was
National Coffee Day. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
National Coffee Day in International Coffee Day fall in the
same week.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
But on different days, two separate days. Yes, Why why
I don't make the rules. I'm gonna drink coffee anyway.
I don't need a day to remind me. Is this
international coffee you're drinking?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You notice how there's no go to the bathroom day
you know why, cause you're gonna go to the bathroom,
just like you're gonna have coffee. There's no go to
sleep day. You sleep every day unless you're a meth
addict or something. Maybe we don't need a day for that.
Coffee is gonna happen whether they give us a day
or not.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Okay, well, then let's just fall back on the fact
that it's also Vegetarian Day. So lord see, we really
don't need that. Well, no, we do, because otherwise vegetarians
won't have a reason to bring it up. And in
the natural flow of conversation, you know how, they hesitate
to bring up the fact that vegetarian. So this is
the one day it's World Vegetarian Day, so vegetarians can
(11:04):
actually go ahead and discuss their vegetarian options.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I get your point, but in defensive vegetarians, I feel
like you're more describing the vegans. The vegans really want
you to know, Mike, if.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
They do go a little extreme, don't they.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Like if somebody only eats fish and vegetables. They usually
only bring it up when you're ordering food. But vegans
they'll tell you all day.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh yeah, and they don't know much about animals. They
just know they don't want to eat them because you know,
they don't want to eat anything with a face. You know,
they't want to have to kill it and all that
kind of stuff. But you know what, they don't want
to eat cheese and drink milk. Kind of get that,
and that doesn't hurt the animal. As a matter of fact,
if you don't milk a cow or a goat that's
(11:46):
given milk, that hurts them, not milking them, and then
you want to turn that into cheese or butter. The
cow or the goat or whatever it is. Eating milk
anything with nipples, you know, they don't have a say
so in what you do with it. They just want
you to get that milk out of there because it's
starting to swell up.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Have you noticed the vegans have been getting them to
start renaming stuff that isn't really milk, like almond milk. Okay,
so now it says milk on it, molk and I
don't want nothing like that. Yeah, but like nobody actually
thought that was milk. It's almond milk as they sell
almonds and water. No one was falling for that. That's
milk is just right wing Latin. Next we didn't need that.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And obviously almonds don't have nipples, so how you go
milk it? It's exactly my point. It's just it's almond juice.
But would anybody drink it if they said, hey, can
I get some squished almond juice? You ever meet a
vegan that does CrossFit? Probably? Well, I mean you would
know if you did. It's true. They don't hesitate to
(12:45):
bring either one up. What about a vegan who does
CrossFit and his day job is that he's a pilot?
Oh no, yeah, no, I don't think that's a good
idea at all. All Right, you don't want to go vegan,
you don't want to go International coffee. It also is
International Music Day and National Homemade Cookie Day. Best best
homemade cookie gotta be chocolate chip obviously, best store ball cookie, oreo,
(13:11):
without a doubt, no no reason to even debate it. Uh,
best homemade cookie. Now, my mom makes really good peanut
butter cookies. You like those, bro peanut butter cookies are
my favorite. I was going to bring up peanut butter
cookies and then you did. Dude, did you mom make
them at home?
Speaker 4 (13:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
That was why they were so good. Where'd you get
peanut butter cookies like at the store. Those aren't those
aren't homemade?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, but I mean I like them Mark homemade cookie day, Kenny,
You're you're talking out of your hat right now.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But up store ball.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But my mom ran a business, so anytime she was
cooking something for us, it would be just.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
A little burned because my mom was on the phone,
was raising me, you know, to be the good man
that I am today. Your mother had other priorities, I guess.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
My mom's business was custom window treatments, So sometimes we'd
get a burned frozen pizza or like a TV dinner
mushy mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Is that kind of thing, jolly bird's eye back in
the day, No, what's that? Never mind? What's bird's eye?
What was getting around to was the peanut butter cookies.
When my mama made him. She did that cute little
thing with the fork, and I don't know who started it.
Is probably one of them magazines that women got back
in the sixties. Uh. They would take the fork and
dip it in sugar. Yeah, first have to get it
(14:20):
wet so the sugar sticked, sure, and the cookie didn't.
And then you press the fork into the top of
the peanut butter cookie this way and then this way,
and it made like a tic tac toe board in
the middle of the cookie with the little, little, fine,
little grains of sugar stuck to it. All that's when
you knew it was time. Bro, those are good I
(14:42):
had good stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
And cookie is the only thing where if it's a
little undercooked it's actually better.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh yeah, slutty they call it, like the brownies. I
didn't know that. Yeah, slightly undercooked, intentionally slightly under sluck, slutty,
it's called slutty. Slightly undercooked would be no. But it
doesn't stand for anything. It's this means that it's uh,
it's it's that's that's I didn't make it up again
with the rules thing you questioned me about this stuff.
(15:06):
I'm trying to, you know, to educate, elucidate you, and
find the finer things in life.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You just questioned where this came from. All right, help
me out with this. It's also a pumpkin seed day.
What do we need that for?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Good Lord? No, that's all the stuff you scoop out
when you're making jack o' lanterns and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Well, you know it is Halloween season now, because it's
October first.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
What are you gonna do with all them seeds? You're
gonna you gonna You're not gonna have a pumpkin patch?
Are you? Where would you have it? I think what
you're supposed to do is row it in your bathtub.
What do people do? Don't they soak them in olive
oil and salt and then cook. I guess pumpkin seed milk.
That's probably coming. I've never done that. No, well, just
soak them in water and then squish them. How about
(15:45):
this my buddy Gino, I left weights with him at
the gym because I left to see Italian. No, he's not.
You know, he might be. It seems like stolen valor
if he's running around claiming to be Gino. Well he's blonde,
so I just assume he's not. But he could be.
I don't know. Anyway. He says that it's actually seed
oils that cause skin cancers. Away from the seed oils. Now,
if you eat seeds that hadn't been smoothed into oil,
(16:06):
you're fine. But if you turn into a seed into oil,
then you shouldn't have it.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So it's actually the hard part of the seed that's
protecting you from skin cancer.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't know. It seems unlikely. Like sesame seeds. I
like a sesame seed. Okay, that's pretty good, But if
it's don't kill me, I'll probably miss it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
The other day, I was hanging out with a group
of people and we stepped into a coffee shop and
they had poppy seed muffins and one of the women
we were with said she couldn't eat those or she'd
fail a drug test.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
They get drug tested.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, that's a thing, right, they'll you'll test positive for heroin.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
If you're about to get drug tested, go ahead and
have that poppy seed baby, And that way when they
come back later and go, what are you jacked up?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Also heroin? And you go, oh no, that must have
been that poppy seed. That's all it was. And then
they'll go, okay, fine, go back to ward. What is
this your excuse so you could do heroin? I don't care.
Why would you want to do that? Buzz This have
to do with me. I was just given advice because
it's your idea. I'm a little suspicious too. So the
gender pay gap is real, but gender isn't real, got it?
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