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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So does that swat or what? Can't he?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No, this is black Christmas music. Slap slap slap? Does
that slap or what?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, this does, dude, I love so.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I'm pretty good at about picking stuff out to walk slaps.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I love some ebony Christmas music. You enjoying the blackmst
Hell yeah, I do. I like my Christmas music to
be hung like a horse with a low credit score.
That's what I'm talking about. I got good news for
you to him.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Brother bought a whole h the s load of Christmas
tunes from the hood.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
First that I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Will we'll have to wait a little bit to hear
more of that.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Why what do you want to do?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well, it is that time of the morning, and it
is Ozzie Yollsmore's first day. You wouldn't want to miss
a moment of that. Well, you know, we lost him
this year?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
This year?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It was this year? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
All right, he would have been seventy seven today. Didn't
didn't quite make that, No, she did not. Those who
are still with us include Amanda's a man, Cifried Seefried.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I think it's Sefred. I've never really been sure about that.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
She's forty Brian Bonzel, he's that young kid they brought
in towards the end of Family ties years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's right. On sitcoms, they used to have a thing
where if the little kid edged out and wasn't cute anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Grew up and stopped being cute, then they get a
new little kid.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Then they'd bring in the cousin or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Julia played Andrew. Now he's forty four today, so that
was probably thirty five years ago at least that they
did that.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So he's older than me. Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, Anna Chomsky remember her from Veep, but.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
She was also in that movie with the mcaulay culkin.
Have you looked at what happened to Brian Bonsel? Oh no,
I shouldn't. You shouldn't know. Oh it is bleak h
he's got neck tattoos, he went to jail. He has
a net worth of five I have thousand dollars. That's
like saying he owns a lot of canned food.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And that's Hollywood money right there.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Bubba two thousand and seven arrested on charges of assaulting
his partner. Two thousand and nine arrested for third degree
assault and failure to appear in court twenty ten, arrested
on charges of using marijuana.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Just be from his association with actors. He also did
play guitar in a punk band called the Atari or
a Taris Atari Ataris.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh I know who that is?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The Ataris. He was in the Ataris Ataris. Yeah, so
that's probably what led to crime.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
This is this is his band. I know that band.
I did not know that anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And a Chlumsky from Veep and other shows forty five today.
Tiffany Hadish is forty six. Sean Parker also forty six,
the guy that founded Napster. Best thing ever happened to
him was justin Timberlake played him in the Social Network.
Oh I wish he would play me or with me.
Brendan Fraser is fifty seven today. Now he's had a
(03:05):
comeback recently thanks to movies like The Whale, which has
got a lot of great reviews. But he was also
in those Mummy movies. And if you don't hold that
against him, there was George of the Jungle Chargeorge. George
could have known better.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I guess he didn't have any friends who were willing
to tell him, don't watch out for that tree. That
was Leonard Skinner's problem. Yeah, oak Tree, get out of
my way.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Darryl Hannah is sixty five today, and so is Julian Moore. Okay,
sixty five now. Is she's a redhead? Is she not?
She has? Yeah, she's a ginger right, and her name
is Julian, which reminds me of another redhead named Jillian.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
That's right. Our good friend Jillian is having her birthday today.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Today is also her birthday, so happy birthday to Jillian.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Jillian is a is a very good friend of the show.
And she got married not long ago to a really
cool guy who looks like an action star.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, so good for them. They're a cute couple and
they've watched My Dog for Me before, so there you go.
So I like that man.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
We are three weeks to the day from Christmas Eve,
which is really Christmas to some people, because do y'all
open presents Christmas Eve night or Christmas Morning?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We're a Christmas Eve family. We also go to church
on Christmas Eve, so Christmas Day, I think that's pretty
typical of Italian Catholics.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We're three weeks away from Christmas and then Christmas Day
three weeks and the day is more of a just
a leisurely day.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Have you guys ever done traditional Latin Catholic Mass at midnight?
It's four and a half hours long midnight and about
like midnight. Yelle, you've ever done that? No, that's not
the same thing at all.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Bills, not even close. No, no, she'll try that.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Latin Mass is several hours long. It's not a word
of it is in English.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
A little like the yell. Yeah, oh all right. What
we got that going for today is National roof over
your head Day. Yeah, they actually made that a day.
In fact, they're just making stuff up. I think they are.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All right, I got green bean casserole Day, Peppermint Latte Day,
and make a gift today.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I mayft I can go with green bean cast roll
over a peppermint latte. I like it green bean castrole, though, man.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I don't mind a latte. I don't like when there's
all the sweet candy stuff in it. A latte like
halfway through the day, but it's a lot of milk.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You know what you could do is just order a
Lotte and have a little candy cane, little peppermint candy cane,
and you can dip it in there. A little bit
in that way you don't overdo it. Yeah, Or you
could just drink black coffee. How about that?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What about that? Like a man Today in eighteen eighteen,
Today in history probably brought to you by.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
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Speaker 2 (05:55):
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Today in eighteen eighteen, Illinois becomes the twenty first state.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So is it plural or possessive?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's pronounced Illinois by people that live in a certain
part of the city, so they can annoys you. Everybody
else just calls it Illinois. Yeah, they can annoys you.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
That was pretty funny. Actually, today, in nineteen oh one,
King camp Gillette gets a patent on his disposable razor
and it was called the mock five. That's not true. Today,
in nineteen seventy nine, eleven people die in a stampede
outside of a Who concert in Cincinnati. Wow, that's terrible.
Could you imagine having to live in Cincinnati? That must
have sucked?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No kidding, yuckugh before Joe Burrow got there.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, I mean what would even be the point? Who
would want to go? Very sad for them anyway, This
is a day in history.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That I know you have long cherished, even though you
didn't know that it was this day. Nineteen seventy three,
years before you were born, Ringo Star released a song
called You're sixteen.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh that's right, fifty two.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Years ago, singing a song about a grown up enjoying
the physical, amorous nests of a teenager. Was perfectly fine.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Kind of creepy thing to do. They weren't the only one.
Didn't skid Row have a song She's only seventeen.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
And then there was that one. Dude, remember that one.
We played that one song that one time about that
guy and that young girl and he's like, you know,
they don't know that it's it's okay. Yeah, Benny bardonas
into the night.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I was wondering what he was talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, I didn't know the name or the guy, but
that's just all all right, Yeah, into the night.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And today in twenty thirteen, I remember we were on
the I'll gather to here at the radio station when
this happened. Detroit, Michigan announced they were the largest city
in America in the history of the country to declare
Chapter nine bankruptcy.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
And they used to even have a phone number you
could call.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yes, Hi, good morning, ma'am. This is Skip from the
loan department at Bank of America. I'm trying to reach
the city of Detroit.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Is that you y'all come to get the car?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
The cars.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Most of the buildings downtown have the Detroit Tigers and the.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Stadium car is not here.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
The car is in the shop and one part is
at another.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Shock came in. But our record indicate that you have
an outstanding debt over that.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Y'all couldn't be patient. You knew that we were gonna
get it taken care of. Y'all want it that bad,
y'all can go get it. You pay the man and
pay the other man man.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
We can leave it as that.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
When will you be able to pay your bill?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
We're not on that much on the car. Y'all want
to trip on it now that we're only got on
a thousand of two thousand on it. So you know what,
God bless out y'all car. So you know what, give
me a callback if I will give you the direction
to where a man is and I will let him
know that y'all gonna be paying him to get it out,
because y'all don't be patient.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
We're patient.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
We're not rich like y'all. That's one thing y'all gonna
have to understand rich. But one day this year we
will be because we have Black Obama.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Man.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
If your friend President Obama's gonna help you out, we're
gonna need an updated checking account or credit card number
from him. The one we currently have on records currently
overdue to Hello, Hello.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Stay tuned for more Walk into It may be a
little late in the show for this kind of harsh news.
It's gonna be rough, It's gonna be tough. I think
our listener's gonna handle it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Winger was the band that did seventeen.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, first, kin, he has to correct something that he
said earlier.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's not important to me, but it was important to
some people on social media. What did you say that
seventeen was a skid Row song? Eighteen in Life was
a skid Row song, seventeen was a Winger song?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, yeah, so Wingers the plophile. I get all that
straightened out now.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Skid Row is glorifying teenage criminality. Seventeen is legal in
some states, but you still shouldn't. Maybe that's what the
state they lived in was what they wrote that song.
You know what, girl's brain keeps growing until she's twenty five.
I don't think you should date anyone younger than twenty five.
If you're older for thirty.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Eight, boys' brains just stop at some point around fourteen.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Fair, all right, what are you doing like the same stuff?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh? The tough news of the day for those of
you who woke up this morning expecting to hear about
peace in Ukraine. Uh, think again. Uh. They they sent
a guy over there. I mean, they've had a bunch
of people go over there talk to Putin and Zelensky
and and the guy talked to Zelensky and he's like, yeah, yeah,
we'll make some we'll make some considerations, and we'll make
(11:13):
some compromises, and and then the Russia and and you
know Putin, he'll make some compromises and then we'll agree.
Then then we'll be at peace. Well, they they went
over to Putin and they said, well, good news, Zelensky
has has made some compromises and and so now you
just make a view and and we'll be Putin said
he sees no point in making any compromises and instead
(11:34):
launched a major attack this morning in Ukraine. So, uh, no,
no peace just yet.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So I'm not sure that.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yep, that's how that plays out. He is a dictator. Uh,
he started this on purpose. Why would he make compromises
now to get out of something that he intentionally got into. Mmm,
so he ain't He ain't done yet it all he's saying.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
All right, Uh, an important notice to the rest of
the people on the show. There's a fire drill coming
up here in a little bit in the building.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's always helpful.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It may get loud, just an FYI, do we have
to leave the studio? We can keep working through the
fire drill, right, And of course, I mean it's a drill.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
And we're only well, I don't want to say what
floor were on. There were people out there with rocket launchers,
but we're not that high off the ground. I think
the firefighters could set up one of those trampolines for
us and we could all jump into it. That would
be kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Obviously, that does sound kind of like a good time
to mean, I think I would enjoy that, all right.
New Zealand cop arrests a woman who swallowed a necklace
in a store, evidence to be collected soon.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh dear, how would you like to be on patrol
that police officer?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's exactly what's happening. Police in New Zealand are waiting
for nature to take its course after somebody allegedly tried
to smuggle a thirty three thousand dollars pendant out of
a jewelry store by swallowing it. Okay, they make it
clear here in the article it's a thirty three thousand
dollars New Zealand dollar pen.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh okay, so what is that like? Fifteen cents here?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Nineteen thousand dollars. According to this the thirty two year
old has not been publicly named accused of eating an
ornate faberge octopus pendant at the Partridge Jewelers in Auckland.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Octopus that seems like the last thing you would want
to swallow. You know what was eight eight legs sticking out?
It seems like it'd be a little scratchy on the throat.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Is that what that means? Or does it mean that
there's eight cords on it?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Or an octopus?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Says?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And if it's a pendant, it's an octopus that will
have to have the eight appendages.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, I doesn't see. I guess you're right. That probably
is what it is. Yeman.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
That that she did? She expect them to just let
her leave. Well, I swallowed the neck. Let's tell you what.
I'm gonna go home and when it shows up again,
I'll bring it right back. You know, siple Witch, I
had that job.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Check this out.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
It's you know who sipple Witch is. I'm sure. Sure
everybody knows siple Witch from from the cop show, right,
he had that job one of the early episodes. He
had to wait for someone to poop oh, And they
had a drug runner come through the big JFK Airport,
one of the airports there, you know, and they called
him and he had swallowed the drugs, and so you know,
you need the proof, you need the evidence, and so
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they just held him long enough for him to deliver
the goods, and they of course had to sit in
the bathroom and wait for him.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
All right. So it turns out there's a reason why
this pendant was so important and so expensive. If you
recognize the music, I won't tell you. Do you recognize?
I don't expect you to know, But does this do
anything for you?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
So? Six?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay? It turns out the alleged loot was a limited
edition Faberge egg pendant inspired by the nineteen eighty three
James Bond.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Film octopusy Oh, that explains it.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, this was the theme song to Octopussy. I don't
remember it. Central to the film's plot is a jewel
smuggling operation that involves a fake Faberge egg.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
So somebody swallowing it no, I think she invented that herself.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The story's website says the egg, only fifty of which
have been made, is crafted from gold, painted with green
enamel and encrusted with one hundred and eighty three diamonds
and two sapphires. Dependent is eight point four centimeters tall. Wow,
that's three point three inches kind of big.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And three inches is big to you, Okay, I can
understand to you.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, to swallow it and have it in your intestines
and you have to poop it out, that does seem
pretty big to me. Yeah, I think that's you know. Anyway,
time in digestion will tell if another octopus surprise is forthcoming.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
According to this, but encrusted with diamonds means it just
like a ripper intestines up while she's trying to squeeze
that puppy out of there.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Bro it sounds terrible.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
And if she starts bleeding internally and dying, do they
help her? She's a criminal. She did this to herself intentionally.
Should they rescue her from herself? That's a great question.
I don't know sure they will, although I don't know
New Zealand they may do things a little different there.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
All right, other women in the news today with large
things to describe out loud. The what is balley? I
was gonna say, Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
This is what's being called the Sydney Sweeney effect. The
American Eagle stock has jumped as it expects a big
holiday raises forecasts after those ad campaigned from earlier this summer.
American Eagle beat Wall Streets expectations on the top and
bottom lines for their fiscal third quarter. The apparel company,
which recently partnered with both Travis Kelcey and Sydney Sweeney,
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is expecting comparable sales to grow between eight and nine
percent during the holiday months. Despite the major marketing campaign,
sales and American Eagles namesake banner were weaker than expected
in the third quarter. But weirdly, the it seems like
this news just contradicted itself, didn't It does? As I
was reading it there anyway, they said it's doing quite well,
so better. They thought it was going to do worse
than it did. It did better, still didn't do well.
(16:59):
I don't know. I don't get it. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
It was eight nine percent. That's acceptable.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It's a bullish stock, is the point.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
The Burkin index is usually up around fourteen fifteen percent
every year, year after year. But you don't like purses,
so you wouldn't know, all right.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
My favorite news story today involves a drunk raccoon who
likes raccoons?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Is that the one that's in the bathroom. I saw
a picture of that. I was like, what the hell
is wrong with that raccoon?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
A raccoon broke into a liquor store, did exactly what
you think it would do, and when they found it,
it was passed out in the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
It happened Saturday in Ashland, and according to social media
post by Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter, Yeah, a
raccoon broke into the store the night of Black Friday
and ransacked several shelves.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
They have masks, don't they. The animal became.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Intoxicated then passed out.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
In the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
A sleeping raccoon was discovered Saturday morning.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Head right near the toilet.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
We've all been there probably at some point in our lives, right,
little too much an officer the mass bandit back to
the County Animal Shelter to recover.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
So, yeah, that's a lot of liqueur for a little
raccoon there.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
The raccoon slept it off for a few hours.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
And showed no signs of injury.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Bounce back buncers released the raccoons back into the wild.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Who gave that woman that job?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Dude? Yeah, Carol, calm down. How much box of wine
did you have before you went on the air?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Man? That was? I do have questions though, how did
the raccoon know the bathroom is the place to go
to pass out?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It is kind of amazing I would ended up in
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I mean, they don't need a toilet to throw up
or to poop or whatever it's going to do. It
don't need to go to the bathroom. Raccoons goldish batting
where they want to.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
And he was released on no charges. The justice system
is broken. I think they just let him know. They
let him go because he's a minority. I think what
else is in this bathroom? There's a toilet, garbage can.
What are you looking at?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Is that right there? Uh?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Is that the plunger? I'm guessing it's like a plunger.
Probably it's doing you things.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
It's a weird looking plunger. But yeah, so what am
I guess a.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Little bit like an old man's walking thing.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Maybe it's a really powerful plunger that it's got three
handles on it.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
But yeah, I'm curious now what they do at the
liquor store.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Uh after many after a few hours of sleep, and
zero signs of injury, they let it back into the wild.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
That is just awesome. Go away, Yeah, you're bothering us.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Somebody what they told probably had an argument with his wife,
would be my guess.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Euh, that could be he just didn't want to go home,
that's all.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Maybe he just needed to blow off some steam. You
know who among us hasn't been like a drunk raccoon?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
And uh, well, okay, yeah, there's gonna argue with you
about that.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
There's another news story from a little while back about
a bunch of about pigeons eating a bunch of fermented
berries and they ended up drunk all over the sidewalk.
Isn't that the weirdest thing? How animals are just like humans?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah? Some some in some ways.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, all right, I have an alternative theory about this.
What if someone broke into the store, drank the inventory,
left behind a raccoon and that's how they got.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Away with it.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Ooh, mastermind, genius right. I was waiting more to flight
recently and I noticed that the pilot was a female,
which I thought was cool. I've never seen a woman
fly a plane. I mean, I didn't actually see her
fly of the plane, because honestly, I caught a different flight.
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
So does that swat or what? Can't he?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No, this is black Christmas music. Slap slap slap? Does
that slap or what?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, this does, dude, I love so.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I'm pretty good at about picking stuff out to walk slaps.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I love some ebony Christmas music. You enjoying the blackmst
Hell yeah, I do. I like my Christmas music to
be hung like a horse with a low credit score.
That's what I'm talking about. I got good news for
you to him.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Brother bought a whole h the s load of Christmas
tunes from the hood.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
First that I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Will we'll have to wait a little bit to hear
more of that.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Why what do you want to do?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well, it is that time of the morning, and it
is Ozzie Yollsmore's first day. You wouldn't want to miss
a moment of that. Well, you know, we lost him
this year?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
This year?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It was this year? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
All right, he would have been seventy seven today. Didn't
didn't quite make that, No, she did not. Those who
are still with us include Amanda's a man, Cifried Seefried.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I think it's Sefred. I've never really been sure about that.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
She's forty Brian Bonzel, he's that young kid they brought
in towards the end of Family ties years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's right. On sitcoms, they used to have a thing
where if the little kid edged out and wasn't cute anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Grew up and stopped being cute, then they get a
new little kid.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Then they'd bring in the cousin or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Julia played Andrew. Now he's forty four today, so that
was probably thirty five years ago at least that they
did that.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So he's older than me. Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, Anna Chomsky remember her from Veep, but.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
She was also in that movie with the mcaulay culkin.
Have you looked at what happened to Brian Bonsel? Oh no,
I shouldn't. You shouldn't know. Oh it is bleak h
he's got neck tattoos, he went to jail. He has
a net worth of five I have thousand dollars. That's
like saying he owns a lot of canned food.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And that's Hollywood money right there.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Bubba two thousand and seven arrested on charges of assaulting
his partner. Two thousand and nine arrested for third degree
assault and failure to appear in court twenty ten, arrested
on charges of using marijuana.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Just be from his association with actors. He also did
play guitar in a punk band called the Atari or
a Taris Atari Ataris.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh I know who that is?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The Ataris. He was in the Ataris Ataris. Yeah, so
that's probably what led to crime.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
This is this is his band. I know that band.
I did not know that anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And a Chlumsky from Veep and other shows forty five today.
Tiffany Hadish is forty six. Sean Parker also forty six,
the guy that founded Napster. Best thing ever happened to
him was justin Timberlake played him in the Social Network.
Oh I wish he would play me or with me.
Brendan Fraser is fifty seven today. Now he's had a
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comeback recently thanks to movies like The Whale, which has
got a lot of great reviews. But he was also
in those Mummy movies. And if you don't hold that
against him, there was George of the Jungle Chargeorge. George
could have known better.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I guess he didn't have any friends who were willing
to tell him, don't watch out for that tree. That
was Leonard Skinner's problem. Yeah, oak Tree, get out of
my way.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Darryl Hannah is sixty five today, and so is Julian Moore. Okay,
sixty five now. Is she's a redhead? Is she not?
She has? Yeah, she's a ginger right, and her name
is Julian, which reminds me of another redhead named Jillian.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
That's right. Our good friend Jillian is having her birthday today.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Today is also her birthday, so happy birthday to Jillian.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Jillian is a is a very good friend of the show.
And she got married not long ago to a really
cool guy who looks like an action star.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, so good for them. They're a cute couple and
they've watched My Dog for Me before, so there you go.
So I like that man.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
We are three weeks to the day from Christmas Eve,
which is really Christmas to some people, because do y'all
open presents Christmas Eve night or Christmas Morning?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We're a Christmas Eve family. We also go to church
on Christmas Eve, so Christmas Day, I think that's pretty
typical of Italian Catholics.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We're three weeks away from Christmas and then Christmas Day
three weeks and the day is more of a just
a leisurely day.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Have you guys ever done traditional Latin Catholic Mass at midnight?
It's four and a half hours long midnight and about
like midnight. Yelle, you've ever done that? No, that's not
the same thing at all.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Bills, not even close. No, no, she'll try that.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Latin Mass is several hours long. It's not a word
of it is in English.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
A little like the yell. Yeah, oh all right. What
we got that going for today is National roof over
your head Day. Yeah, they actually made that a day.
In fact, they're just making stuff up. I think they are.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All right, I got green bean casserole Day, Peppermint Latte Day,
and make a gift today.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I mayft I can go with green bean cast roll
over a peppermint latte. I like it green bean castrole, though, man.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I don't mind a latte. I don't like when there's
all the sweet candy stuff in it. A latte like
halfway through the day, but it's a lot of milk.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You know what you could do is just order a
Lotte and have a little candy cane, little peppermint candy cane,
and you can dip it in there. A little bit
in that way you don't overdo it. Yeah, Or you
could just drink black coffee. How about that?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What about that? Like a man Today in eighteen eighteen,
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Today in eighteen eighteen, Illinois becomes the twenty first state.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So is it plural or possessive?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's pronounced Illinois by people that live in a certain
part of the city, so they can annoys you. Everybody
else just calls it Illinois. Yeah, they can annoys you.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
That was pretty funny. Actually, today, in nineteen oh one,
King camp Gillette gets a patent on his disposable razor
and it was called the mock five. That's not true. Today,
in nineteen seventy nine, eleven people die in a stampede
outside of a Who concert in Cincinnati. Wow, that's terrible.
Could you imagine having to live in Cincinnati? That must
have sucked?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No kidding, yuckugh before Joe Burrow got there.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, I mean what would even be the point? Who
would want to go? Very sad for them anyway, This
is a day in history.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That I know you have long cherished, even though you
didn't know that it was this day. Nineteen seventy three,
years before you were born, Ringo Star released a song
called You're sixteen.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh that's right, fifty two.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Years ago, singing a song about a grown up enjoying
the physical, amorous nests of a teenager. Was perfectly fine.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Kind of creepy thing to do. They weren't the only one.
Didn't skid Row have a song She's only seventeen.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
And then there was that one. Dude, remember that one.
We played that one song that one time about that
guy and that young girl and he's like, you know,
they don't know that it's it's okay. Yeah, Benny bardonas
into the night.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I was wondering what he was talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, I didn't know the name or the guy, but
that's just all all right, Yeah, into the night.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And today in twenty thirteen, I remember we were on
the I'll gather to here at the radio station when
this happened. Detroit, Michigan announced they were the largest city
in America in the history of the country to declare
Chapter nine bankruptcy.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
And they used to even have a phone number you
could call.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yes, Hi, good morning, ma'am. This is Skip from the
loan department at Bank of America. I'm trying to reach
the city of Detroit.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Is that you y'all come to get the car?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
The cars.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Most of the buildings downtown have the Detroit Tigers and the.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Stadium car is not here.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
The car is in the shop and one part is
at another.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Shock came in. But our record indicate that you have
an outstanding debt over that.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Y'all couldn't be patient. You knew that we were gonna
get it taken care of. Y'all want it that bad,
y'all can go get it. You pay the man and
pay the other man man.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
We can leave it as that.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
When will you be able to pay your bill?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
We're not on that much on the car. Y'all want
to trip on it now that we're only got on
a thousand of two thousand on it. So you know what,
God bless out y'all car. So you know what, give
me a callback if I will give you the direction
to where a man is and I will let him
know that y'all gonna be paying him to get it out,
because y'all don't be patient.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
We're patient.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
We're not rich like y'all. That's one thing y'all gonna
have to understand rich. But one day this year we
will be because we have Black Obama.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Man.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
If your friend President Obama's gonna help you out, we're
gonna need an updated checking account or credit card number
from him. The one we currently have on records currently
overdue to Hello, Hello.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Stay tuned for more Walk into It may be a
little late in the show for this kind of harsh news.
It's gonna be rough, It's gonna be tough. I think
our listener's gonna handle it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Winger was the band that did seventeen.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, first, kin, he has to correct something that he
said earlier.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's not important to me, but it was important to
some people on social media. What did you say that
seventeen was a skid Row song? Eighteen in Life was
a skid Row song, seventeen was a Winger song?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, yeah, so Wingers the plophile. I get all that
straightened out now.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Skid Row is glorifying teenage criminality. Seventeen is legal in
some states, but you still shouldn't. Maybe that's what the
state they lived in was what they wrote that song.
You know what, girl's brain keeps growing until she's twenty five.
I don't think you should date anyone younger than twenty five.
If you're older for thirty.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Eight, boys' brains just stop at some point around fourteen.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Fair, all right, what are you doing like the same stuff?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh? The tough news of the day for those of
you who woke up this morning expecting to hear about
peace in Ukraine. Uh, think again. Uh. They they sent
a guy over there. I mean, they've had a bunch
of people go over there talk to Putin and Zelensky
and and the guy talked to Zelensky and he's like, yeah, yeah,
we'll make some we'll make some considerations, and we'll make
(11:13):
some compromises, and and then the Russia and and you
know Putin, he'll make some compromises and then we'll agree.
Then then we'll be at peace. Well, they they went
over to Putin and they said, well, good news, Zelensky
has has made some compromises and and so now you
just make a view and and we'll be Putin said
he sees no point in making any compromises and instead
(11:34):
launched a major attack this morning in Ukraine. So, uh, no,
no peace just yet.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So I'm not sure that.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yep, that's how that plays out. He is a dictator. Uh,
he started this on purpose. Why would he make compromises
now to get out of something that he intentionally got into. Mmm,
so he ain't He ain't done yet it all he's saying.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
All right, Uh, an important notice to the rest of
the people on the show. There's a fire drill coming
up here in a little bit in the building.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's always helpful.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It may get loud, just an FYI, do we have
to leave the studio? We can keep working through the
fire drill, right, And of course, I mean it's a drill.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
And we're only well, I don't want to say what
floor were on. There were people out there with rocket launchers,
but we're not that high off the ground. I think
the firefighters could set up one of those trampolines for
us and we could all jump into it. That would
be kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Obviously, that does sound kind of like a good time
to mean, I think I would enjoy that, all right.
New Zealand cop arrests a woman who swallowed a necklace
in a store, evidence to be collected soon.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh dear, how would you like to be on patrol
that police officer?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's exactly what's happening. Police in New Zealand are waiting
for nature to take its course after somebody allegedly tried
to smuggle a thirty three thousand dollars pendant out of
a jewelry store by swallowing it. Okay, they make it
clear here in the article it's a thirty three thousand
dollars New Zealand dollar pen.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh okay, so what is that like? Fifteen cents here?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Nineteen thousand dollars. According to this the thirty two year
old has not been publicly named accused of eating an
ornate faberge octopus pendant at the Partridge Jewelers in Auckland.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Octopus that seems like the last thing you would want
to swallow. You know what was eight eight legs sticking out?
It seems like it'd be a little scratchy on the throat.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Is that what that means? Or does it mean that
there's eight cords on it?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Or an octopus?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Says?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And if it's a pendant, it's an octopus that will
have to have the eight appendages.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, I doesn't see. I guess you're right. That probably
is what it is. Yeman.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
That that she did? She expect them to just let
her leave. Well, I swallowed the neck. Let's tell you what.
I'm gonna go home and when it shows up again,
I'll bring it right back. You know, siple Witch, I
had that job.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Check this out.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
It's you know who sipple Witch is. I'm sure. Sure
everybody knows siple Witch from from the cop show, right,
he had that job one of the early episodes. He
had to wait for someone to poop oh, And they
had a drug runner come through the big JFK Airport,
one of the airports there, you know, and they called
him and he had swallowed the drugs, and so you know,
you need the proof, you need the evidence, and so
(14:15):
they just held him long enough for him to deliver
the goods, and they of course had to sit in
the bathroom and wait for him.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
All right. So it turns out there's a reason why
this pendant was so important and so expensive. If you
recognize the music, I won't tell you. Do you recognize?
I don't expect you to know, But does this do
anything for you?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
So? Six?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay? It turns out the alleged loot was a limited
edition Faberge egg pendant inspired by the nineteen eighty three
James Bond.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Film octopusy Oh, that explains it.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, this was the theme song to Octopussy. I don't
remember it. Central to the film's plot is a jewel
smuggling operation that involves a fake Faberge egg.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
So somebody swallowing it no, I think she invented that herself.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The story's website says the egg, only fifty of which
have been made, is crafted from gold, painted with green
enamel and encrusted with one hundred and eighty three diamonds
and two sapphires. Dependent is eight point four centimeters tall. Wow,
that's three point three inches kind of big.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And three inches is big to you, Okay, I can
understand to you.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, to swallow it and have it in your intestines
and you have to poop it out, that does seem
pretty big to me. Yeah, I think that's you know. Anyway,
time in digestion will tell if another octopus surprise is forthcoming.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
According to this, but encrusted with diamonds means it just
like a ripper intestines up while she's trying to squeeze
that puppy out of there.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Bro it sounds terrible.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
And if she starts bleeding internally and dying, do they
help her? She's a criminal. She did this to herself intentionally.
Should they rescue her from herself? That's a great question.
I don't know sure they will, although I don't know
New Zealand they may do things a little different there.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
All right, other women in the news today with large
things to describe out loud. The what is balley? I
was gonna say, Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
This is what's being called the Sydney Sweeney effect. The
American Eagle stock has jumped as it expects a big
holiday raises forecasts after those ad campaigned from earlier this summer.
American Eagle beat Wall Streets expectations on the top and
bottom lines for their fiscal third quarter. The apparel company,
which recently partnered with both Travis Kelcey and Sydney Sweeney,
(16:38):
is expecting comparable sales to grow between eight and nine
percent during the holiday months. Despite the major marketing campaign,
sales and American Eagles namesake banner were weaker than expected
in the third quarter. But weirdly, the it seems like
this news just contradicted itself, didn't It does? As I
was reading it there anyway, they said it's doing quite well,
so better. They thought it was going to do worse
than it did. It did better, still didn't do well.
(16:59):
I don't know. I don't get it. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
It was eight nine percent. That's acceptable.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It's a bullish stock, is the point.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
The Burkin index is usually up around fourteen fifteen percent
every year, year after year. But you don't like purses,
so you wouldn't know, all right.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
My favorite news story today involves a drunk raccoon who
likes raccoons?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Is that the one that's in the bathroom. I saw
a picture of that. I was like, what the hell
is wrong with that raccoon?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
A raccoon broke into a liquor store, did exactly what
you think it would do, and when they found it,
it was passed out in the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
It happened Saturday in Ashland, and according to social media
post by Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter, Yeah, a
raccoon broke into the store the night of Black Friday
and ransacked several shelves.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
They have masks, don't they. The animal became.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Intoxicated then passed out.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
In the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
A sleeping raccoon was discovered Saturday morning.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Head right near the toilet.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
We've all been there probably at some point in our lives, right,
little too much an officer the mass bandit back to
the County Animal Shelter to recover.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
So, yeah, that's a lot of liqueur for a little
raccoon there.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
The raccoon slept it off for a few hours.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
And showed no signs of injury.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Bounce back buncers released the raccoons back into the wild.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Who gave that woman that job?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Dude? Yeah, Carol, calm down. How much box of wine
did you have before you went on the air?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Man? That was? I do have questions though, how did
the raccoon know the bathroom is the place to go
to pass out?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It is kind of amazing I would ended up in
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I mean, they don't need a toilet to throw up
or to poop or whatever it's going to do. It
don't need to go to the bathroom. Raccoons goldish batting
where they want to.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
And he was released on no charges. The justice system
is broken. I think they just let him know. They
let him go because he's a minority. I think what
else is in this bathroom? There's a toilet, garbage can.
What are you looking at?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Is that right there? Uh?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Is that the plunger? I'm guessing it's like a plunger.
Probably it's doing you things.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
It's a weird looking plunger. But yeah, so what am
I guess a.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Little bit like an old man's walking thing.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Maybe it's a really powerful plunger that it's got three
handles on it.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
But yeah, I'm curious now what they do at the
liquor store.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Uh after many after a few hours of sleep, and
zero signs of injury, they let it back into the wild.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
That is just awesome. Go away, Yeah, you're bothering us.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Somebody what they told probably had an argument with his wife,
would be my guess.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Euh, that could be he just didn't want to go home,
that's all.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Maybe he just needed to blow off some steam. You
know who among us hasn't been like a drunk raccoon?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
And uh, well, okay, yeah, there's gonna argue with you
about that.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
There's another news story from a little while back about
a bunch of about pigeons eating a bunch of fermented
berries and they ended up drunk all over the sidewalk.
Isn't that the weirdest thing? How animals are just like humans?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah? Some some in some ways.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, all right, I have an alternative theory about this.
What if someone broke into the store, drank the inventory,
left behind a raccoon and that's how they got.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Away with it.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Ooh, mastermind, genius right. I was waiting more to flight
recently and I noticed that the pilot was a female,
which I thought was cool. I've never seen a woman
fly a plane. I mean, I didn't actually see her
fly of the plane, because honestly, I caught a different flight.
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