Rabbits With Tentacles - FRI 6.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
For Air Canada are going on strike. Oh no, what
will we do? What are flight attendants? Asked Spirit Airlines passengers,
What are they? Good question?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Well, the flight attendants on Spirit, I think carry one
of those change makers right on, like a fanny pack.
Only it's not quarters and dimes, it's you know, it's
fifties and hundreds.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I got a thing on a Spirit Airlines flight. The
flight attendant's just there, so I'll have someone to argue with. Yeah,
pretty much.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I did say that the Spirit Airlines has that little
thing in case of change in cabin pressure. Sure, the
oxygen masks will drop down from the ceiling for only
twenty nine to ninety five.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's a good deal. Yeah, just put your card in sure.
I mean, look, you want to live, it's up to you.
You gotta decide. Kids. I am ready for the day.
It's a Friday. It's an exciting day to day and
Donald Trump will be hanging out with Putin. They're going
to be eating room temperature beat soup, having all the
latest cuisine and Alaska. It's a combination of Alaska and

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Russian culinary delights.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Probably going to be some blubber in there. You got
to choose some blubber you know, bear yeah, maybe bear yeah.
Of course, the views on hiatus, where are they going to.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Get blubber fround? It's a good question. I mean, I
feel like I am a little jealous though, although I
don't know if you know the view is on Hiatus, sir,
are you a secret viewer? No, it was a news story.
There was speculation that it got canceled.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Say, sitting there over there being all kind of I'm
sad because I can't watch a new view.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, they try to make it sound like the ladies
of the view wanted to go on summer break or something,
And my first thought was, okay, but it's a panel
with four cackling hyenas. They're all saying the same thing.
Why don't they just have fill in hosts? Or what
if one left at a time? Well, you could say
that about our show too. Normally, you know, if one
of us is under the weather or in some way inconvenience,

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we feel like a cabaraderie. It's all about sticking together.
That's different. We're we're at we're here and begs and
we're friends with each other. Right, We're all nice. These
people are on the view. It's had something this warning game.
Never see you got pretty animals.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm just giving you new stuff to worry about in
case you guys ain't worried enough about it. You more
and everybody Hatfield hate to interrupt the show. I knew
you guys were You're doing fine. It's not like I'm
I just, you know, here to fix the show or nothing.
What animals I'm telling you right now, we got tentaicalized rabbits.
I don't know if you saw that in the news.
Tentacle rabbits are running around out there. The horny bunny

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story is very upsetting to people.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
We didn't give that enough attention.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Nobody wants to pet these things. Nobody wants to even
touch them or have them near them. I don't know
what's going on, but it's a thing. Tentacle rabbits.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Look it up. Now.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
There's also a grizz warning. Actually a couple of dozen
griz warnings are in effect in Canada. Now.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I know you say, well, it's Canada and bother me.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't even know where albert albert Canada is, but
it's in Canada and Alberta.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Sure, whatever the gris are just running wild all over
the place up there. And then the mountain lions are
taking over the Plain States here in you know, the
United States, not Canada. Now I think what it's just me,
But mountain lions are supposed to be where in the

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Mountain lions.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Are supposed to be at the Wizard's Palace.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's in the name mountain. Okay, what do they not
have in Nebraska?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, okay, they have rolling hills. They don't have mountains. No,
they're not called rolling hill lions. But it is near
what's right next to Colorado.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
But we're supposed to Yeah, but Colorado's got a lot
of plains in it too. You ever got to Denver.
You don't ski in Denver, you gotta go out that way.
But the mountain lions are coming out of the mountains
and they're they're now invading and taking over the flat
Plain States area Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Can this all this? You know why? Why, Billy id?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Because whatever's going on on the western side of the
mountains is making the the animals uneasy.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Look, I don't know what's going on over there.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
But California just about to fall off into the ocean.
The Biggin's coming animals sends it ahead of us. We
don't sense it at all unless we start shaking. But
between the earthquakes and the volcanoes spouting off and all
this stuff, there were just there's an earthquake storm I
think they called it in California yesterday. The animals know

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what's coming and they're getting a hell away.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I was on the phone yesterday with somebody in California, Billyod,
and he told me something that blew my mind. Did
you tell you by what? No? I don't think he
knew he was in eminent danger. I don't think a
lot of them are trying to avoid knowing it. They're like,
I don't want to hear it. But they're the climate
change people. Oh yeah, Now I'm gonna be in a Sacramento, California,
and they're not too distant future. And I got to

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rent a truck while I'm there.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Sacramento is like the rest of California kind of messed up.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I assume it. Well, it's the state capitol. What kind
of people WoT? But I will tell you.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Baton Rouge is a state capitol too. They got some
fine folks there.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Nobody also have some Democrats there. Yeah, they know how
to act. Right. Well, I'm on the phone with this
guy in Sacramento. He rents trucks for a living. And
it was kind of like talking to well, it's kind
of like talking to one of our listeners on the phone.
He seemed like a very normal person surrounded by nut jobs.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh yeah, same thing you get in New York wherever.
You know, people always said, we used to work up
in New York. Did show up there and people say, oh,
but they hated that. No, there's a lot of people
in New York. It's not just the ones that get
on camera and mouth off. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
This regular people ever are This guy seemed very normal
to me. And he said to me on the phone,
he said, where are you from? I said, Texas. He's like, oh, Texas,
guys love my trucks. You'd heard of us? Yeah, he said,
I love when people from Texas come here. They're good
for my business. And he said, and I could really
use the help right now. I've been struggling ever since
the pandemic. Oh boy, nobody wanted to rent a truck

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during the pandemic. I guess, well, you know, I was
confused about that. It threw me off because here in Texas,
we didn't have a pandemic. Yeah, I bet that hurt
his butt, didn't it. My first thought was, why would
that affect truck rentals, he says to me. During the
pandemic in California and Sacramento, no less, state capital of California,
a liberal enclave, nobody was running trucks, nobody was traveling,
nobody was going anywhere, nobody was doing squat.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, they were all obeying the politicians and the law makers.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
And he asked me, well, how long did the lockdowns
last in your part of the world. I said, I
don't know, three weeks, a little less than a month. Yeah,
he got all but heard. I'm sure. Well he was
a nice guy to me, wasn't you know? He wasn't
mad at me. He just said, oh man, I wish
it'ld have been like that here. And you know, I
always wonder, then, what are you? What are you doing there?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
You've got a truck, You got a bunch of trucks,
Pick one, start driving east.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Poor guy had to start selling his trucks back during
the pandemic so I could stay above water. You forget sometimes,
and dude to me, Billy ed the pandemic was about
a thousand years ago.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, that wasn't reason. That's way off in the distance.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Now. I can remember the night of the twenty twenty election,
being in a bar in Texas, surrounded by maskless people
watching the election results on TV and the and the
pandemic was over then for us. Yep, not him, No,
this pork When that was going on, this poor guy
was selling his trucks so he could pay his electric bill. Yeah,
so many folks out there, they still like it to

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be on.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
They still want you to wear masks, they all, you know,
they got the Karen's out there saying you people ought
not be doing whatever you're doing.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
They want you to wear masks unless you're an ICE agent. Yeah,
of course, and then do not wear a mask. Did
you love it?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Ice was outside arresting people while Gavin Newsom was inside
giving a speech basically announcing he's running for president. What
do they call it a soft launch?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Right? Sounds kind of you know it did? Sound yeah,
flacid launch. Now.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, Gavin Newsom had a big press conference. He's saying
Trump is responsible for these Texas redistricting things going on
right now. And of christ, of course, what Texas is
doing with this redistricting. That's it's about the worst thing
anybody has ever done. It's just awful. And Trump's behind
it all.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
But they've been doing that for years.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
They have been and now he's saying only because what
Texas is doing, California is going to start jerrymander in
their districts like every two years instead of every ten years.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I'll show you. Okay, here's my question. In a state
that's already been jerrymander to death, how do you jerrymander Moore?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, see, like we said earlier this week, we're comparing
this to the war between Russia Ukraine, or really a
good comparison the Russia, the war between the Arabs and
the Jews.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh, they don't like each other. I forget it. They
don't get along to about that. But there's a reason.
Did you say, all the Arabs, you know, they attack
us and they kill us. And the Arabs say, well,
the Jews they attacked us first? Sure, And then the
Arab said, but no, when we attacked you, that was
because of the attack on us from before that. And
they keep back and forth who started dismiss who did

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start it? It goes back a couple thousand years.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
And it's when you go all the way back a
couple thousand years, the historians, they'll tell you both sides
said the other side started it first.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Here's what I don't get about anti Semites, because I
understand there's a plenty of Jews out there that have
done bad things. Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein. They say, a
handful of Jews killed Jesus. Okay, I wasn't there, all right,
that's what they say. You would have probably put a
stop to it, wouldn't you. I mean I would have said,
don't don't leave them alone.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
If you tried to stop them from killing Jesus back
in the day, wouldn't you be going against God's wishes?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
But you didn't know that at the time, No, you
didn't know. But still, but all that being said, Cherry, notice,
anti Semites are some of the most creative people on earth.
How is it that anytime there's a problem, you guys
are able to weave some narrative where the Jews are
responsible for it. I mean stuff I hadn't even thought of,
Like Hiroshima, did you know the Jews did Heroshima? Did
you know what it was Chernobyl. How do they do it? Chernobyl?

(10:15):
That's just how tricky they are. Watch them. Don't these
Jews ever sleep? They must be exhausted. Work is done.
Don't get ahead of yourself. Why not? Why not? Why not?
It is Friday? Right? Walton and Johnson Radio Network just
claim they are competitive. The remaining thirty nine percent probably
suit up for the Dallas Cowboys during the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
That's funny, Canty, That's that's a good one. You'll do
love to make fun of America's team, don't they.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
They really do well. I mean, come on, if you're
not a Dallas Cowboys fan, then yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
But like like in college football, everybody loves to make
fun of Alabama unless you're an Alabama fan, of course,
you know, and everybody else says, who's your favorite team?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
The Jets.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Bobber's beaten Alabama? Sure, that's yeah. It's kind of thing
with the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Well, I love my Cincinnati Bearcats. I can you're in luck.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I think the Bearcats have got a big game coming up,
and I know you want to get behind him.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh I can't. I love the Bearcats. I looked, I
looked up their schedule the other day.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
They got big things, big things happening, So you're gonna
want to be a part of that, all right.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
We were repeatedly told there were no illegal immigrants getting Social Security,
and then yesterday this guy named Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump.
I'm sorry, the Jay standswer genius, as you know. He
he is casting doubt on that claim.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
If it's we've already kicked nearly two hundred and seventy
five thousand illegal aliens off.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Of the Social Security system. These are people, many of
them have already left the country, and yet we were
sending them checks all the time, and.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Two hundred and seventy five thousand, and that numbers now even.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Larger than two hundred seventy five thousand. And what that's
doing is making this some strong That's just enough where
I think it's concerning. I mean, if you just said
two hundred and seventy five, fine, yeah, two thousand and
seventy five, it's still you know, it's a lot, but
it's not. I mean, a country of three hundred and
forty million, but it was more says two hundred and
seventy five thousand, and it's a lot. He had also

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pointed out that there are a handful of people that
were collecting Social Security checks who were one hundred and
fifty years old or one hundred just absurdly old.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
And I'm sure there were probably some infants who were
getting it to dead people. Infants, terrorists, just make up
a name, just come up with anything you need.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Can prison inmates get Social Security? Probably, I hope.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I mean they probably don't actually get it, you know,
but somebody in their name does. So when the when
the mailman swings by, if you were to do they
still do the mailman with the checks, because that means
otherbody's out there trying to rob the mailman or you know,
get you. But these days with the you know, we'll
just shoot it to you on the internets.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
All right, Nobody in my house gets a Social Security check,
but I know you don't have any information for it.
I would assume direct deposit, But then again, remember this
is the federal government we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yes, so I don't actually know the answer to that question.
How do you direct deposit two one hundred and fifty
year old man. He might not have a bank account
set up for that, a digital bank account or something.
I guess you have to send it to somebody else
and hope that they'll get it to him.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Of all the news stories today, we didn't talk at
all yesterday about the tentacle zombie. Tell me that it's
not just like one of the creepish things you ever saw. Yeah,
it's fun, right, Rabbits with tentacles just growing out of
their heads, specifically in a Colorado they claim Fort Collins, Colorado.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
People are shocked because the marijuana. Is it all about
the marijuana that's got them going? I know, it seems
like it would be the devil's lettue. I'm sure Lieutenant
Governor Dan Patrick of Texas probably thinks so, I would imagine,
But as it turns out, no, this doesn't actually have
anything to do with it at all.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
No.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Just so, do they know why they're growing tentacles? Well,
they It's like if they don't know why, then they
can't rule out the marijuana.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's a rare virus. They claim it actually has nothing
to do with porcupines or anything like that, even though
that's what a lot of people think. They are ugly,
though they're really weird. My first thought when I saw this,
and I hate to be the one billy, but you know,
it's an epidemic of venereal diseases summer. Is it possible,
Uh oh, is it possible that somewhere out there somebody

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is banging rabbits? And this is just what It's such
an abomination. God does not want you to have sex
with rabbits. I am told no, obviously not. The first
report's gonna need a lot of duct tape. I guess
this has been a thing since twenty twenty four, but
it's just becoming a national news story now. They're black
spike like protrusions, described by a resident as looking like

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black quills or toothpicks sticking out or around its mouth.
People thought that, I guess they witnessed this last year
and everybody thought they were going to go away. The virus.
The strange creatures have an infection known as cotton papaloma
virus CrPV, which causes tumors to grow around the animal's
head and it spreads through mosquitoes and ticks which bite

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the victim and alter its DNA. And it definitely has
nothing to do with the COVID vaccine getting into the water,
So don't ask that question. Of course, certainly, don't do
any research to determine if that's why this has happening.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
So basically it's Fauci's fault or it'll take probably a
year or more to find this out, but it's probably
something Fauci and his Chinese buddies have cooked up in
a laboratory somewhere.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
And even if that is what it is, if you
make that point on social media, oh yad, be in trouble.
You're not even allowed to speculate that that could be
what it is, or you're going to get into trouble
with the social media censorship gods. I'm sorry, you're just
going to okay. So meanwhile, we take you to Idaho,
where they have a different problem. Brian Cooberger murders people.

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Oh that's the dude that did the four kids at
the college. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
They finally put him in jail after his trial.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I guess he is not loving prison.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Well that's kind of the point of prison, although some
people do enjoy it more than others.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I hear. Yeah, apparently the people in the prison with
him are not treating him well and he's not getting
a lot of sleep. And I only bring that out.
Oh no, is he tossing and turning all night. Yeah,
he didn't get a MyPillow. Think about that before you
commit your crimes. People, you go to prison, you're not
going to have those MyPillow sheets and pillows and pillow

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cases and all the rest of that nice stuff. They
don't even have it. They don't even have the mattress topper.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Well the warden does, but you know that he's the warden.
That's just to make the prisoners feel worse.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
A report today claims he's being tormented in prison. Do
you think that means raped or do you think they
just mean? They don't go too into detail in the
report here.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
One of the things I heard that people were doing,
and this is, well, you know how people in prison are.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
You know how they are?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
They are yelling through the I don't know if it's
air conditioning vent or some kind of a vent venting situation. There, sure,
all hours of the night they're yelling at the vent
that goes into his cell, and it's it's scaring him
and keeping him awake.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Aw Ain't that just terrible?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Next time, maybe don't kill a bunch of people then, huh.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I mean, if getting a good night's sleep is important
to you, there are two things I can recommend thing
number one, don't murder people? Okay, yeah, thing number two
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Speaker 2 (17:26):
They also got some good stuff. Yeah, I know y'all
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having trouble but you know, fall asleep, or you fall
asleep but then you wake up.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, got to go to the bathroom or whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
They got some products there that certainly will help you
stay asleep and not have to keep popping up and
down all night.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I like it. Yeah, me too. Anyway, don't murder people.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
That's that's really the point that the real man drugs,
unless it's the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
What's the good Stuffy Harvey, Oh got it. It's really
not drugs.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
You know, when we say don't do drugs, we're talking
finnyl And what's that new one?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Now you're not supposed to do? Oh, nadine or something
like that. It starts with an end. It's an N word.
I don't remember exactly what it was. Don't do the
N words. Let's see it. They say it's a new here.
It is nitizine. Nitizine, Oh no, not nitizine.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Don't you love it when they tell you things are, however,
many times more powerful, whether it's a drug that'll kill
you or whether it's something that you should take. It's
it's good for you to like. The nitizine we found
out is forty three times more powerful than finnyl, really specific,
not forty four, not forty five, not forty on the roundup.

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And they do in this all the time. Well that
is this. You watch commercials on TV. This toothpaste will
whiten your teeth. It'll whiten your teeth seven times faster
than all the other toothpastes that said they'll whiten your teeth.
Who's out there time and this stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's a pretty good question now if for some reason
seven times faster isn't fast enough, HM, Trinitazine. I understand
it's more powerful than I'm tall, you know. I like
dancing and ponies and getting my snooch pounded. On Friday nights,
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