Radioactive Shrimp Plaguing The Shelves - THU 7.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're gonna get any here. I bet you're right.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Well, sounds like you work in real hard trying to
get some you're trying to nail, to tell you, but
not here at work.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
No, you know, gonna save death by after I get how.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
This song probably has been playing in the background before
when some babies were being made. But to me, this
song is about heartache. This song is about pain. This
song is about a man who walks to his own
drummer alone because he's been crushed and hurt and slapped
in the face by a woman because he.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Was married and now he's not. Everything's downhill since then.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Just sitting there all day, swiping left on a day
and app and others.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
That sucks, that's all it is.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
And then he put on some Isaac Kay's and he
was like, I'm all right, A man's got to be
a man.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Man got a man up now on the end. Once
in a while, you.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Just got to look yourself in the face, put to
pull that mirror out and say you quit crying. You
gotta go out there and grab the world by the
throat and just shirk it.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, you feel better now, I do. I feel pretty good.
It's good pump up there.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I love Isaacay's it's kind of weird about that whole
scientology thing and his fallout with the South Park guys.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
But you know what you're going to do.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Kind of like the music of Richard Wagner that we
were just playing. You got to separate the art from
the artist, or.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
You must, you must always yes.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Because apparently Wagner had this thing about the the Jews. No, yeah, no, no,
really I know, and Wagner maybe the greatest composer who
ever lived, in my humble opinion, But if you ever
stopped and read some of the articles and essays and
things he wrote in his time.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's a lot of it was about I can't hear
you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
It was about the Jews? Who's the Jew? No? What
do you where?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
What? You don't talk about it?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Why'd you got a talk like that? Exactly? That's how
we do it.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, you get it, man, Okay, explain the email from Rudy.
He wants to know who that skank is sleeping in
our state's capital. Well, I don't know where Rudy's from.
Is he from Texas, Louisiana? It was Rudy writing him
from Montana, Okay, do we agree her last name. I've
heard it pronounced both ways because I didn't know who

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she was till this started.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Nicole Coley or Nicole Collier. Call you call your okay,
I've heard I've heard them say, well, who is she?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Where is she?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
She's a state rap in Texas. Who you know, we
missed a day of work here. But she was being
held captive in the state capitol, which is not at
all what happened.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
She could have left any time she.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Was Eventually they locked them in. She was allowed to
leave that they were. They locked the doors when they
came in because they have a tendency to run off,
you know, and they apparently just kept them doors locked.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Does she fall asleep? Is that what she was doing?
That's not quite what happened, Billy y ed. Okay, let's
start off with this. All these lawmakers, whether you live
in Texas or Arkansas, wherever you are, when they got elected,
which they wanted to do, right, they all worked hard
and spent thousands, if not millions of dollars to get
where they are.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
They swore an oath to do their job.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
And when you gather enough of them together at once
for a legislative session. We have something called quorum. Quorum
means there's enough people in the room to have a
legislative session. And so when all these Democrats went up
to Chicago, excuse me, Naperville, wherever the hell they went
Stan Makita's Donuts to hang out with Wayne and Garth,
what you saw was them not doing their job.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Now, speak better, but it sounds like you took a
public speaking class from Kamala Harris and now you're talking
to six year oles a thing called quorum and that
means and if you why are you doing a Kamala
Harris impersonation?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Because the people that are offended by the fact that
Nicole had to spend the night at the state Capitol
act like she's being held against her will with chains
against the wall, and it's like, that's not at all
what happened. This woman wanted to be a powerful politician.
She volunteered for this, and if she wants to be
able to be a part of the voting process, she
had to stay in the capitol because she wouldn't agree

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to sign a document, she wouldn't do it, she wouldn't participate.
And now it doesn't matter. It's all over the vote happened.
The Texas redistrict is happening.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
She can leave.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
They got what they wanted out of it, though all
the differcuts there are always some everybody's like, well, I guess
you know, there was a waste of their time. Huh.
They didn't get anything out of that. They still had
come back and still voted on what they said they
weren't going to vote on it. They got exactly what
they wanted. They got attention, they got people talking about them.
They've got Gavin News them out in California trying to
do stuff. They've got people in other states old trying

(04:14):
to do more democraty stuff, right, And that's all they
really cared about.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
So the reason to answer your question, I I sounded
like I was talking down to someone. It's not our
audience or you or anybody in the room. It's all
these people in the media that make it sound like
poor Nicole has been brought back to the Jim Crow
times or the Slavery times.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Like, no, she has it. She's a powerful, influential politician.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Nobody ever says she was chained up or nothing like that.
I said, they locked the doors, and I think she
was duct taped to her chair.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
That was all not that bad.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Nobody in this room is saying she was chained up.
But if you look at social media or liberal cable news.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
They're acting back in Chinese. They told you that's what
they're doing.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
They're like, ah, you know, Texas has always been racist,
racial jerrymandering, shold jerry mandering. You don't own black people.
You don't own Hispanics or Latinos or whatever term uge
Latin X. You don't own the Asians. You don't own
the Jews.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
It's not like and by the way, this is the
New Republican Party. That old Republican Party was rich and white.
The new Republican Party is working class. Yep, it's blue collar.
It's union. You know who the leading candidate is right
now in the Harrison County Judge Republican primary. It is
a union leader for a government group called the Firefighters.

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It's a guy named Marty Langton. Everybody in this room
knows who he is. That's the guy every Republican in
town hopes, not every but many of them want to
have as the county judge. And he's a union leader
for firefighters. Do you think that would have happened ten
years ago. That's crazy, isn't it. It is this craziness
going on everywhere.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
It really is.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, it's enough to make you say hmm things that
make you go hmm. Anyway, the FBI director, that'd be
Cash Pattel, just announced another Most Wanted has been arrested.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
We got another bed illegal.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, uh, they're not just there are many people on
the list that are illegal, but a lot of them
are like just dangerous dudes that you know.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
People got mad at Trompe because he talked about the
people coming across our southern border. He said to these
other countries are not sending us their best, and they're rightest.
They're sending us a lot of rapists and murderers and stuff.
And everybody's like, how dare you say something like that?
How dare you? Oh, they hated Trump just for saying that.

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Turns out that's a whole lot of what we got.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, we'll get back to the FBI thing in a minute,
because you just reminded me of something else I wanted
to say. You Ganda just made a big announcement and
depending on what liberal, what news outlet you look at,
it's being reported differently. One news outlet would report it
like this, Uganda has agreed to accept the deported Ugandans,
and then another one will say, you Gandan won't accept

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criminal illegal aliens.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Like wait what wait?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Criminal said Now, if there are Ugandans that are in
America illegally and you want to deport them, we'll take them,
but not if they have a legal history of any
misconduct or felonies.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well wait a second.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
That was the whole point is that a lot of
these illegal immigrants in our country were fleeing the law
in their home countries because they did something dangerous, and
we have these weird laws here that protect them.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
A lot of gang members, murderers, those kind of thing. Yeah,
they came here to start fresh, start a new So.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
You're telling me Uganda will take the Ugandans that were deporting,
but only if they're not criminals. Well that's why we're
deporting them.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well that and the one crime that they immediately committed
was being here illegally. Yeah, you know, but these democrats
they still don't get that through their mush edge. Well,
they're not criminals. They just came here for a better time.
You know what, if you tried that in their country,

(07:54):
they wouldn't let you stay. Now, you would be a criminal.
They're criminals because it's illegal to be here illegally. What
that's a shock to people? Yeah, billyhead gets it. Anyway,
Here's FBI director. You're supposed to use the term illegal
in the definition of the term illegal.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Why not.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
What's wrong with him? Well, that's that's just not how
we do things. Don't tell him how to do his job. Yeah,
shut up, mister cat. Talk to people because they get it. Yeah,
but Billy, I'd communicate how he wants.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
So what if he speaks a little slowly and dumb
with a limited vocabulary, like he never went to school.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
He's he's speaking for the people. You tell him, kiddy,
Yeah exactly, I represent that remark.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, just because he's never read a book and he
can't spell anything, doesn't mean you're better than him. Dang right,
Yeah exactly, just because when he drives down.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
There's probably enough examples. We should move on now, Okay, anyway,
not helping me. Here's FBI Director Cash Betali. A.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Under President Trump's leadership about protecting the homeland in our
way of life, the FBI continues to go to the
ends of the earth to chase violent criminals and terrorists
and anyone who will do us harm. So today I'm
proud to announce on your show, thanks to the dedicated
women of the FBI, we captured Cindy Singh, who has
been a fugitive for multiple years out of the state
of Texas. The State of Texas in twenty twenty three

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charged Miss Singh with the capital murder of her own
six year old child. Her own six year old child,
She fled the United States of America years ago and
was not seen by anyone for two and a half years.
And thanks to our great work with our partners in
the government of India and overseas, we literally captured her
for the first time in two.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
And a half years.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
She is now an FBI custody and she's on her
way to face prosecution in the State of Texas.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Dude, get her.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
This woman killed a six year old, traveled illegally throughout
the world to get away, and we're y'all are pretending
like cash battel or the Christinomer being mean to immigrants
like this woman killed a six year old and then
she broke immigration laws in multiple countries. They say, she
went to Mexico, she went to India. I think it's
good that we took her off the streets.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Did you see Christy Nome painting the wall over the weekend?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah? They painted it black. Yeah. What do you think
about that?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
It makes it look a lot bigger automatically, Yeah, the
wall looks like you never did know what the top
of that.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Bad. Boy, when you're right, you're right. Hello, stay tuned
for more Waltman Johnson bad horrible stories. Boy, you've come
to the right place this morning. Look, we're not gonna
water it down for you.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
If some bad's going on, we're gonna let you know
about it, especially if it affects you that matters.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
You know. You're in Houston.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Investigators say a couple's young children sitting outside their apartment complex.
They're in an apartment complex. Outside their door led the
police to the dead bodies of their mom and dad.
Neighbors said, the children or ages one, two and three,

(10:59):
we're sitting outside. I had the apartment looking for food.
Authorities were called. They ask them, what's where's your parents?
They said, oh, well, they took them inside and there
they are dead. Said looks to be like a murder
suicide where the man killed the woman and then killed

(11:19):
himself about twenty four hours before anybody noticed that the
kids were out there looking hungry. I'm a little suspicious. Now.
I don't have children, I've never, you know, created any
life of my own. But if you're a parent of
a one, two and three year old, really, now, I know,

(11:42):
people that commit suicide or kill their partner and then
kill themselves not rational thinking at all. But I'm trying
to give a little bit of rational thought to the
fact that why would you abandon your little children, your
babies at that age by doing something like that where
they're right there in the room with you, They're gonna

(12:03):
find them, and nobody's there to take They have a grandmother,
The kids are at grandma's. Now, why didn't they send
the kids to grandma's before they did something like this?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Hollywood, in literature especially, you know, older literature, have this
weird way of making the dual suicide or the murder
suicide seem almost romantic and Julietta of course, and then
you see it in real life anything. Wow, that is
just terrible if that's really what happened, I mean, right,
I'm sure they're investigators looking at it, and they're probably

(12:33):
is as concerned and maybe have a little bit of
suspicions as I do.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
You think it was the Muslims?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Of course, I know everybody always blames the Jews, but
come on, you know, I know you know who does
all them?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I know you know who doesn't. I'm kidding or are you?
You don't know? Doesn't matter. We'll just leave that one there.
You won't.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Uh, terrible news this morning. I've got plenty for you.
Let's head over to Leesville, Louisiana, shall we. It's just
west of alec here.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
A little waite. I got friends there. What's going on? Leesville?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
A Leesville man whose name is Thomas McCartney, thirty seven
years old, has pleaded guilty to attempted first degree rape.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Of a seven year old.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh god, yeah, it's officially known rape of a child
under the age of thirteen. I don't know why thirteen
and not twelve or fourteen, but anyway, this one was seven.
McCartney was arrested twenty twenty three. He had been caught
sexually abusing a seven year old. He was already a

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Tier three sex offender for the State of Louisiana. He
had been convicted of attempted rape in twenty eleven. He
had two counts of aggravated rape of a twelve year
old in twenty ten, and a felony carnal knowledge of
a juvenile in two thousand and six. Now, so it's

(14:05):
quite going back, quite away twenty eleven, and then he
should have been in prison since two thousand and six.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
I think if you're a repeat child sex offender, you
can't be rehabilitated, just got if you've been doing it
for decades, and we could prove that, like, all right,
castration is that even enough? Maybe capital punishment.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
He has agreed to be physically castrated as part of
a plea deal.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Maybe they were going to give him, you know, the
death penalty or something. And now he's got a forty
year prison sentence and whack it off.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Without even looking at the report, because I haven't seen
it yet, I'm gonna guess he was either busted by
the FBI or the Louisiana State Troopers.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Does it say no? No, doesn't say in the report.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
I mean, if it's the local police, good either way,
as long as they made the arrest. But this does
go back. It harkens back to a point we've made
over and over again. But he's mad at Jeff Landry
for sending the Louisiana State Troopers into New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
But look how good it did.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Everybody's mad at Donald Trump for sending the National Guards
into Washington, d C. But the crime rate dropped by
thirty percent in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Why was this particular individual allowed to roam the streets
and get up next to your kids when he had
three priors of child rate?

Speaker 3 (15:25):
The problem always starts at the top. Until a year
or two ago. Who was in charge of the state
of Louisiana for the last couple decades. I don't like
to think about it.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
You know who it was? I who was the last guy?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Look, John Bell was considered to be a moderate Democrat,
but he was still a Democrat that was friendly with
these liberal prosecutors, liberal judges.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
It all starts at the top.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Guys, when you go into a restaurant with good food
and bad weight staff, do you think it's the waiter's
fault that they all suck? No, it's the management. The
food's fine, the chef did his job, Why is it
that I've been sitting here for an hour waiting for
my second drink because the waite staff sucks, but the
wait staff because the management's not doing their job.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
And so he's to fire them or train them, one
or the other.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Do you think it's any different with a crime in
a state like Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
No, it's not any different.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
The reason that the crime's improving right now is because
they finally have a good governor.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
There you do.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
The Louisiana State troopers finally get to go in and
do their jobs in some of these smaller towns and
on clin And I don't know the answer. It may
not have been them, it might have been the local cops.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
So I'm was wondering if this dude, once he's inside
and the other prison has found out he is a
surreal child rapist. I don't think he's gonna make forty years,
you know what I'm saying. Honestly, he thirty seven, they said. Now,
if he does the forty, you'd be seventy seven if
he lived to get out, which I don't think you will.
I don't think he'll be raping nobody about them.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Well, I'm sure we all agree that if he went
away to prison, it would be wrong. Wink wink if
some hero, Sure, some guy in that prison who wanted
to prove to everybody that he wasn't a bad guy
after all.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
So he's been doing this since he was eighteen. Wow,
if you do the math backwards, I mean, that's Oh,
that's just terrible that he didn't get put away a
long time ago.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Well, the good people of Louisiana stopped him, whoever it was. Yeah,
and all that being said, there is another problem right
now plaguing the entire nation that our friends in South Louisiana,
South Mississippi, South Alabama might be able to solve.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I don't know if you've heard I'm about to hear.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
When you go order or coconut shrimp, fried shrimp, shrimp sandwiches,
shrimp salad, shrimp gumbo. Yeah, there's a good possibility you're
eating something radioactive.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
You mean, like in the song I'm Radioactive.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I was actually trying to play the god Zelo theme.
But does this sound like the god zolotheme? No, this
is what the computer gave me. I don't know, I
didn't know.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'm sure it's background music to some event.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Matthew Broderick was running through the streets of New York.
I was looking for this. Oh, there we go. That's
so much better.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
We got a problem kids, radioactive shrimp plaguing the shelves
of Walmart and Costco and other similar stories.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
And you know who his fault that is? Is it
fuu Kushima? It's Indonesia's fault.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Ohma's in Japan. That's pretty close where they had that
big miltdown.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
You know, we're getting radioactive shrimp bringing it home to
our family and feeding it to them. And you know what,
it's a shame because we could have got that shrimp
out of the Gulf of America.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yes, sir, we we do. I don't know where are
you getting you shrimp, but I like my shrimp local.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Say what you.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Will about my friends in South Louisiana and South Mississippi.
They have the best shrimp in the world, fantastic shrimp,
and it's not radioactive, and it's fresher. It's better for you,
better for your health, taste better.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
You're not blaming the shrimp, are you. I don't think
they went out and became radioactive on purpose. I'm assuming
some man had something to it was this, Well, yeah,
it turns out they did. Some mann't afford it. Does
it make them the bigger? Does it make them grow
like you know, because that's why god Zilla got so
big radioactive. Are they thinking they're gonna grow shrimp like
the size of footballs and then they'll be able to.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Charge way more for them.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's a fair question if we had shrimp that was
responsible for some great superhero origin story that you're fine,
but apparently this stuff is really bad.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
For you until the superhero comes along. We're probably just
not gonna want that. Should you imagine buying one shrimp
for the whole family for dinner?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
You know, Hey, kids, Dad's carving the shrimp.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
I mean it sounds good, but then it glows green
and it makes your testicles fall off.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
It's itchy. Yeah, Now with less fluoride, it's The Walton
and Johnson Show.