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November 26, 2025 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
That's not nice. He's got a point. Look I don't.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I always thought June Teeth was kind of silly too,
because you know, it's like what you're just You're gonna
steal a holiday from Galveston.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
And give it to people in Long Island. They don't
understan they don't get it. But they don't even get it.
But three day weekend. Take it? Yeah, three day weekends?
A three day weekend, what are you gonna do? All Right,
we're back from.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Break everybody the annual Walton and Johnson Thanksgiving Drinksgiving day parties.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Still it continues.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I was addressing some of the comments here on social
media because we're live streaming video this morning, and Floyd
asked why I'm wearing a crew neck sweatshirt that says.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Marlboro on it? Yeah, why are you wearing that?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
As you know, if there is one group of minorities
in this country, then I think have been treated poorly.
Nobody it's been treated worse than cigarette smokers. I can't
think of one group of people that we've treated as
badly as them, And so even though I'm not a smoker,
I stand in solidarity with them. Besides, kind of like
how black people make cooler music. I think smokers just
look smarter, you know what I mean. It's like we're

(01:03):
treating this group of people badly, and yet somehow they
look better than.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Us, you know what I mean. Yeah, that's not going
over well in the UH, in the higher reaches of
law enforcement and politics in general. Somebody put the word
out because earlier this week, several of members of this
show right may or may not have been included in
this UH, talked about how how cool it looks when

(01:30):
you smoke, and if you're not a smoker, maybe you
should start. They decided to put a put the word out,
put that down, don't be smoking the paper towel rull Uh.
They put the word out that ought not encourage people
to start smoking, because you know, it's a it's still
considered a deadly look.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Young people listening to the show in the background while
your mom's and dads drive you to go shop for
Thanksgiving or whatever you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Obviously, smoking's bad for your health, obviously, and you shouldn't
do it, even though it makes you look smart and
cool and sexy, and the opposite sex will think they
we'll have more respect for you. You look bad ass,
you look like a tough guy. If you smoke, Still
don't do it.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Pluss, if you have a lot of body odor, I
think the smoke can cover some of that up. It's true.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
The cigarette smoke does kind of solve a lot of
your problems that.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You have into your skin and to your clothing and
your hair. And after a while, it's all people will
smell is a burning cigarette.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
And if you're trying to lose weight, obviously smoking cigarettes
helps with that.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You'll be skinnier and more attractive.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
But still don't do it, because it's because the government,
because someone told you not.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
To the government. The government knows what's best for you, right,
They've always known. They've always known, guys.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Hollywood is reporting that Trump wants the rush Hour franchise
to return. So it is happening. Rush Hour four is
in the works at paramount thanks to Donald Trump asking
for it.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
He just brought this up yesterday and already they decided
just that quick. That's that's the power, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
If you bought Walgreen's nasal spray, it is being recalled.
They said it may accidentally contain trace amounts of cocaine.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Ooh, I bet that's gonna be just you gotta get
the Walgreens quick, or that's not gonna be on the
shelves much longer.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Those looking for really from the cold or flu may
want to check your bottle of nasal spray before using it.
The FDA announced they are recalling forty three and twenty
eight bottles of Walgreens nasal spray over concerns it may
be contaminated with pseudominous lactus, a bacterium found in raw milk.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh, that's not good. Not cocaine.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
By the way, the specific spray affected by the recall
is one point five ounce a bottle of Walgreen Saline
nasal Spray with xylatol. And so anyway, if you've got it,
don't sniff it, or you might be sniffing something that
smells like a woman's ass.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Uh huh, yeah, be careful with that or a bad thing.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
And while we're talking recalls here, this is something only
white trash people like me and Billy Ed will understand.
You ever go to the grocery store and you're buying
cold cuts, like the white trash that you are, but
you splurge and get bor's head.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Well, occasionally you know if somebody fancy's coming over you
right by the smallest one you can find and just
leave the wrapper laying around and then like all the
cheese you got those boor's head. Yeah that's great. Well, yeah,
that I am the right audience for that. That is
such a good idea. Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well, bors Head products are being recalled over possible listeria contamination.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
So if you were trying to look.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Like a big wig and spending an extra buck on boloony,
I got some bad news, kiddo.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
That boloney you just bought has listeria. More, all your
guests are trying to get into your your powder bathroom
at the same time because they all got the drizzle.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
More bors Had products are being recalled due to potential
hysteria contamination after a rampant bacterial outbreak last year killed
ten people sick and dozens more. That's no good and
the Ambryola Company on Monday issue a recall for the
pepper Cherino romano cheese products. The recall includes bors Heads,
grated Peccarino romano and FS graded romano. Sell by date

(05:10):
November twenty first through March twelfth, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
How you have cheese that last till twenty twenty six,
because it's cheese. The older it gets, the better, right,
I know, Billy, I know Steve doesn't agree with that. Now.
It was like the blue cheese, because that's nasty when
it starts, even when it's brand new, it's yucky.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Old Steve, there are very few things that you and
I disagree on. But I love funky cheese. Man, we
can't help yourself. I know it's the Italian. I mean,
it's that greasy Italian boy deep down inside just loves
some funky cheese.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Good question. If I may back up on your shirt, sure, yeah,
go ahead, mar My Marlboro krewneck. Yeah. How do you
know that's not Marlborough a suburb of Boston. It probably
is because that's the place, you know, a suburb of Boston,
population of forty three hundred ninety eight people. Marlborough is

(06:02):
in Middlesex County. No, you're probably it probably is. That
I was looking online. I want to lift your left
arm up like this, my left That was funny. Well,
I was looking at me on the screen here, But
you still know which arm is left whether you're looking
in the oh boy, I think I'm handsome, right, he's

(06:22):
so pretty. How do I know it's not Marlborough the
suburb is it spelled different or what? Because there's no
ug h at the end. You should have answered me
with that answer.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with the suburbs of Boston.
I don't spend a lot of time in Cambridge or
Marlborough or Marlborough. What about Waltham or Watertown or places
like that? Is that a real town or are you
making stuff up?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Now? Those are all real places. There's a place called
watertamm Town. It's on the water. There's a famous river
runs right through there.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Do you know they have a starting strength in Boston
when we went to Boston, But they're all weak ass us.
This is what they got by the way. I saw
Kenny from the not me and or you, mister Kenneth.
But the guy that went on the trip was another Kenny.
He was at the Metry show on Saturday. We went
to Boston with us, Yeah, we hung He was a
great guy. Loved hanging out with him and his beautiful wife.

(07:14):
He bring his wife or his girlfriend this time? I
think he was with us. Oh no, he brought his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Last time. They Yeah, you're gonna get him in trouble.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Wait, aren't they engaged? They're engaged the girlfriend. Yeah that's
his that's his girlfriend. Oh well, happened to the wife.
She just stay at home.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I forget anyway.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Uh, when we were in Boston starting strengths of my
gym here in Houston, and they have a location in Boston,
And when I went there, I was so excited that
just like the set of Cheers, the gym is in
a basement.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh fun.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
And you walk down there and when you walk in,
everyone says norm which.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Is weird because that's not even my name. Yeah, yeah,
that was weird. Yeah, I thought so.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Thank you for calling the East Side Holiday Highline. I'm
a little puppy. Can I interest you in some dark
meat homes? Okay? Right now, I'm going to teach you
the correct way to carve your bird to get the
proper penetration. It's all about your shank selection, hons. I'll
be using a sharpened toothbrush, which you can acquire at
any one of the fine correctional facilities in your area.

(08:16):
I picked mine up on my last bid at County.
You could even use a pencil or some melted down
plastic whatever you feel more comfortable with. You know what
I'm saying. Olls after you have selected the proper tool,
take the turkey out of the oven and carefully begin.
You don't want to overdo it as totally. Where are
you from? Turkey? What are you looking at? Don't look
at me like that? Full you from around here? You

(08:38):
like that foot taking again? Take it again.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
You don't know me, You don't know me.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Full run, full run totally. And there you have it,
a beautifully carved Thanksgiving feast. Make sure you call back
the East Side Holiday Highline for more helpful holiday tips.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
My Thanksgiving Westover sandwich. I believe someone just ate it
Walton and Johnson. I don't know if the rules are
on that thing. What are the rules on the Florida Man?
Uh already did a Florida Man earlier. Florida Man. Florida
Man is whatever? I had an additional Florida Man. It's
still covered over the same intro.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, bonus Florida Man happening right now? Is it also
still sponsored by the same sponsor? I assume it always is.
I don't think we could take that away from the
who do we give it to Dragos. Obviously, Drago's the best,
always the best. That is my favorite place to go
eat at when I'm in New Orleans. Always amazing. All right, Yeah,
let's talk about Dragos for just a second. No Florida

(09:37):
Tragos Restaurants dot com. Yeah presents. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Vlujia cant of Sheriff Pitkin over there or kit Wood
in the Pitkin County, I guess Vluja County. All right.
They got him a disturbance man walking around outside of
his house with a rifle. But doesn't sound that disturbing.
I do that all the time, wearing body on Okay,
was out in the street. They're setting things on fire.

(10:07):
He just going around setting stuff on fire. Doesn't sound
like something you would do, Billy wearing his body armor,
toting his rifle. You don't own body armor, do you?
As far as you know? Just checking And then a
deputy was called to the scene because people thought that
was a little off putting, and he suggested that he
might start shooting. He also told the police he was

(10:27):
a veteran, which I guess is his way of saying,
I know how to use this gun or maybe have
you know, sympathy the police tried to talk him down.
They spent about an hour negotiating with this guy. At
least he wasn't setting things on fire while they were
talking to him. But then he made a move back

(10:48):
toward his weapons. Okay, and that's when the officers decided
to open fire. They fired two less than lethal round
to subdue the man and he was taken into productive
custody under the Baker Act, whatever that is. So in Florida,
I can tell you what the Baker Acted. Now you're

(11:09):
safely in custody in Deltona.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
If you know a crazy person in Florida, you can
alert authorities, say this person's a threat to me or themselves.
And if authorities go to that person and say, hey,
we're here to give you a mental health evaluation. If
they failed the mental health evaluation, automatic three days in
a mental institution. If they reject the evaluation, you were okay,
Thatt said. Happened to me, Yeah, three days we mischief. Yeah,

(11:35):
it happens. Hey, you know what an hour of negotiation
tells me? This guy used to be married. How you figure, well,
an hour that's a long time. Most guys, most unmarried
men couldn't last that long in a negotiation.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's true. Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying, you know,
so that is that how it ends. What happened. Yeah,
arrested him, took him, They fired less than lethal rounds
add him. I don't know if it was Burner or
something else. They didn't. I didnify it by brand name,
but that's what I would have used.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
By the way, the Ukraine peace, it's just imminent now
I'm hearing just imminent except for a few minor details
like getting the other side to agree.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Ah, yeah, there's that. Well, we need Russia do and
there's no way of knowing what Russia is going to do.
They're very unpredictable.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
So probably by the time we get back Monday, it'll
be like peace all over the place. There's peace here,
peace there, peace everywhere, I hope. So that's what we
look forward to all the pieces.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
People in Chicago are very excited about snowy owls spotted
along Lake Michigan Beach, drawing crowds a new thing. Yeah,
there's I know, I've never seen an owl out there before,
and yeah, people are pretty excited about this. There's owls
along the beach and they're attracting tourists.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Now they will. I'm pretty excited.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Sir Richard Branson's wife died. She was my Rocky said, uh,
that's his Many girlfriends are pretty sad about it too,
you know.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, and now he wants to spend more time with
them after the funeral. I'm assuming obviously.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
A copy of Superman's Number one sold for nine million dollars.
Three brothers found it cleaning up their mom's attic.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Who yeah, I guess I haven't done in you got
to clean up your mom's attic. Huh.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
There's a report today about what different hockey teams are worth.
Which city would you guess has the most valuable hockey team? Pittsburgh, Toronto,
the Toronto Maple Leafs four point three billion dollars, Pittsburgh
not even in the top five.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I thought it was a trick question. I was gonna
say Canadian teams, but I couldn't think of one.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
The New York Rangers came in second at three point
eight billion, Montreal Canadians at three point four billion, the
La Kings three point one five billion, and finally the
Edmonton Oilers.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's mostly a Canadian sport.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
It remains very popular up there not as popular in America,
but New York and LA do have valuable teams.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
So well, all right, let's get let's get it together.
Let's start making hockey and soccer more important than football
and baseball. That is the new America that we're all
looking forward to, right, We're not really looking forward to
doing that. The I R.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
S has released guidance Tips Guidance Tips for Trump's advice
about no tax on tips and overtime. The IRS released
the guidance, However, reporting requirements to twenty twenty five could
call confusion. The IRS guidance also included transition relief for
certain workers who received tips via so called specified service
trade or business or SSTB. Oh, boy, you no longer

(14:31):
have to pay tax on tips or overtime. But I
think you still have to tell them if you worked
overtime or got tips, so that at least they'll understand
how you got your money.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Well, I hope everybody understands how we got ours. We
don't have any no John, it doesn't forget eat it
every day. This concludes the entertainments part of our That
was fun. I think it went really well. See I'm
out here, I'll say.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Gril turkey singing gabble gabble gabble gabble gabble gabble gobble
that is

Speaker 1 (15:07):
An instant classic Walton and Johnson
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