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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Some reason to rush through that. Oh I'm gazz handing.
I love it. I love it. It feels good, doesn't it?
Do it? Do it with me good? It'll lighten your mood.
I don't think you're supposed to jazz hand to sew
me what I can and can't jazz hand to honey?
This is America. It's not jazz music jazzy. Mister Kenneth.
You can't just look at me.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
No, you can't jazz hand to trap. You can't jazz
hand a country. Jazz handing is for jazz. We all know.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That does look like he's having fun, though. Don't you
want to give it a try? Can't? Mister O? That
doesn't sound like something. Come on, you're making fun of me.
Come on, do it. You're trying to get me to
be gay like him. It's it's twenty dollars in it
for me if I can get you to jazz hands, Well,
twenty bucks is twenty bucks. You want to split it
with me? I was thinking maybe you know, five for you,
fifteen for me, something like that. All right, five bucks
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here you go, there goes. He did it up? All right? Hey, mister, oh,
do you remember I had good news for text or
somebody wants to talk about that. Okay, go ahead, Well
it's not my good news, but they they the battle
on Bea just revealed the news of the day for Texas.
It looks like Texas has solved all of its problems.
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It took less than an hour after the Democrat lawmakers
all left the state. Is that interesting?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's all good. They even lowered the humidity. That was
my favorite part. The weather got nicer when all day
afternoon and the Democrats left that morning, and by that
afternoon it was it felt I won't go crazy as
like Colorado, but it was Colorado esque.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
There's a great example to be made here about how
we're constantly living in two different realities at the same time,
and one reality isn't real.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'll explain what I mean. I yeah that, because that
didn't make any sense, did it. I'm happy to explain it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
On the left right in the liberal news outlets, they're
telling you right now there's about to be a national
Jerrymander war. Oh no, if Texas is good at jerrymander
their congressional districts to get more seats for Trump, we'll
do that in Illinois too.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Is this ever, mind anybody else of that whole problem
they got in the Middle East between the Jews and
not the Jews. Yeah, you know what we're gonna have
to do. We're gonna have to kill them all because
they're starving our people.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, but the difference being that there are actually Jews
you could kill there. There's no you can't jerrymander Illinois.
All the seats are pretty much already Democrats.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Talk about more of a kind of a who started
this nonsense?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh right, okay, sure, well, well I think I do
know who started it. The Texas Republicans are gonna quote
unquote jerrymander. They're gonna try to up the congressional seats
because Liberals have been doing it for years.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That's the point I'm getting at. You can't the point
I already made, you can't.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Thank you, I agree, you can't have a jerrymander war.
If you guys have already jerrymandered all the jerrymandering, you
can jerrymander.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
One of the states or cities that's really upset with
Texas right now said well, we'll just have to do
that here then. But if they jerrymandered this place that's
already so jerrymandered, right, Democrats actually have to free up
more spots for Republicans exactly, and they won't do that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
They have fourteen House seats in Illinois going to Democrats,
three held by Republicans. What are you gonna do there?
You're gonna get to do anything. You can't do it
in New York, you can't do it. But I'll tell
you where we probably could do it besides Texas. How
about Florida?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah? How about that?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
How about Floria? How about some of the southern states.
We actually could do it if we wanted to.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
One of the things that nobody seems to want to discuss,
because I guess it's touchy on both sides, right, depending
on you know, the reason you brought it up. Part
of the reason for this jerry mandarin right here in
the middle of the decade. Normally you'd go after the census,
and they do those over ten years, so that's years
with a zero. Now we've got a year with a five,
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So we're halfway through in the middle of the decade.
See what I'm saying, Yeah, I get it. Yeah, So
why are they doing a jerry redistricting in the middle well,
it has a little something to do with all the
illegals that the Biden let in for four years now,
they'll tell you, well, that doesn't make any sense. There's
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no reason to read district because of illegals. They don't
vote anyway they can, and yet they'll tell you that
they do. Yeah, for years, you want them to, and
they let them for years.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You've heard about the dangers of sanctuary cities, and like
Billya just explained, obviously there's a lot going on here.
It's nuanced, it's layered like a plate in nachos. With
the jerrymandering happening in every state right now, you have
to understand. One of the consequences of these higher levels
of numbers of residents stems from the fact that we
count illegal immigrants when we do the census. So you've
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got illegal immigrants getting counted for the census. Guess what
happens when they're in a sanctuary city. Suddenly these big
blue cities appear to be even bigger and bluer because
they're filled with non citizens. Why do non citizens get
congressional representation? Huh, It's one more reason why the sanctuary
city is dangerous. It's not just about crime in that city.
It's making it worse everywhere else in the country, speaking
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of sanctuary cities. In a major effort to crack down
on violent crime, we have the first ever Houston's ten
most Wanted Fugitive list, courtesy of the FBI.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I know when that first came out, I thought, I hope,
I hope. I don't know anybody on the top ten list,
and that down and didn't. The first guy I recognized
was like thirteenth, who was it? No reason? Oh, you
don't want us to know. I want him if he
makes top ten, and then then I think he gets recognition.
All right.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So it's ten suspects in Houston wanted for hainous crimes,
including murder, armed robbery, gang violence. I didn't know any
of them, but you yeah, it's part of something called
Operations Summer Heat. The FBI special agent in charge, this
guy named Doug Williams, described the fugitives as armed and dangerous.
He thinks they're here in the Houston area and there's
ten of them, and that's probably eleven one.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
They call it the Houston Top ten most Wanted. I
get it. I can't help but notice, and I know
you're not supposed to notice, but I cannot. But I
was good to acts anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
As I perused the faces of the people on the list,
I don't see any Asians. Yeah, not a single Asian.
I guess Asians.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Or there's a guy. There's a guy. There's a guy
who's that bottom left right there. That'd be a Hispanic guy.
I don't have his name. How am I gonna go
find him?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
If it don't, well, hang on, there's a link here.
I gotta go to a different website. The pictures aren't named.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay, so there is.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I believe you're talking about Lvo Emilio Manchebo.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
He's he's on the right there. Now murder, Where did
that this guy? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Okay o there Rafa al Antonio Hernandez's such a raef. Murder, Yeah,
a lot of murder. It's not all Hispanic guys though.
There's Christian Xavier Rucker. He's wanted for aid and racketeering.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And he's a non Hispanic.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
He's a non Hispanic. It's a good way of explaining, Yeah,
he's non Hispanic. It's pretty much Hispanics and non hispani.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Some of those Hispanics are those white white Hispanics.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Well, it depends on your I would say, of course,
does this guy look darker? I guess George Zimmerman is
now the litmus test of who Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
He is the white Hispanic that we want to compare to.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I know it doesn't matter, but would you say that
guy's darker or paler than George Zimmerman. I don't think
any of them are paler than George Zimmerman. I don't
know if they count as white Hispanics.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He might.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Louis Argentina or no ar gwait sorry, yeah, it's I'm
reading this from a distance away. Boy, he is not
a beautiful man. Look at that face. This guy should
have used more sunblock. I'm beginning to think they should
have got him sem SPF fifty.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You can actually hear the growl coming out of the picture.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, there's Jamal Jones, another one of the non Hispanics.
Hispanic I aggravated robbery there for him? Gerard Terrell Smith
believe it or not, not a Hispanic there?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And are these in order? Is there like a one?
Is there? Like? It says top ten? But you know,
I think it's gonna be like the one most wanted, right.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, I think that'd be Christian Xavier Rucker, another one
of the non Hispanics.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So he do what I'm not sorry? What did they
say he did?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
What did he purport wordedly do? Is the word you're
looking for. He was wanted in a murder in aid
of racketeering. So a group of people committed a murder
is what that would suggest? Organized crime?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Murder? You have such a lovely smile. I just can't
see him being a murderer. Have you ever had to
take a mug shot before? I don't know, I haven't.
It does tell me about it. Well, it doesn't occur
to you to smile when you're taking a mug shot.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But he couldn't help it. You know who thought of
it was Rick Perry, former governor of the state of Texas.
You could tell a lot about it, man by how
much he smiles in his mugshot, I guess so.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I don't know why, but it's always interesting when you
see those Hey speaking of wanted for crimes in the
state of Texas. Attorney General Ken Paxton is investigating Beto O'Rourke,
the Irish rows of West Texas. He has a group
that's accused of bribes to run away Democrats. The Attorney
General has issued a formal demand for documents and communications
related to the organization's role in quorum break and any
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coordination with Democrat lawmakers. So apparently Beto O'Rourke was funding
so some of these Texas lawmakers that just skip town
to break quorum and go vacation with JB. Pritzker in
the West suburbs of Chicago. Uh huh yeah, Beto O'Rourke. Wow,
who would have thought an Irish Hispanic I'm sorry, an Irish.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Hispanic Irish I think. I mean, well, it depends on
the position he's running for and what town.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
But remember the what was it the Congressional Hispanic Caucus said,
not a Hispanic, you call yourself Beto, but you're still
in Irish white.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, but that's just the caucas doesn't have anything to
do with the regular voters. Well, I think they don't
know think to get in the Okay, I think it
works like this. Smart do you think a guy is
that's planning to vote for Beto O'Rourke.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Well, they have a test that they do. It's a
pretty interesting tests. What they do is they take a
shot of chilula and they pour it on a case
of dylla, and then Beto takes a bite of it
if he can eat it without drinking a glass of
water or milk. Afterwards, he gets to be in the
caucus and apparently he couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Couldn't do it? No, no, couldn't. He sucks. Let's right,
it sucks. Waldon and Johnson Goods what. I just like
hanging out listening to the themed Dead Ones. So blame you.
It's a good thing. It's a great tune. You know.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The interesting thing about political discourse, the uh, the war
between left and right, liberals and conservatives, it often makes
for very stupid feuds. Right now, Lizzo is lashing out.
It's Sidney Sweeney for the jeans fiasco.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Oh god, why do they continue to even get publicity
for this crap?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So singer Lizzo has made a tongue in cheek reference
to Sidney Sweeney's blue.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Jeans ad fast cheek. I mean, dude, it's there's so
many many cheeks to pick. I've seen that's just on her.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I've seen double chins before, but this is like quadruple
guts and double cheeks and so she's a four time
Grammy winner, age thirty seven. She name drops Sidney Sweeney
in her new song I'm Going in till October, which
she teased to her eleven pointy.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Six hibernates like a bear. Is that what she's doing?
Is it reverse hibernation? It is?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, the truth hurts hitmaker. I guess that's her song.
Rocked a pair of tight denim shorts.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Fat girls don't like the heat. She's going into hibernate
until the cooler temperatures come along. A thing. I don't
get why fat girls do this.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
She wants to look like Sydney Sweeney, so she cut
up a pair of blue jeans. But all I see
is cellulite and rolls, and there's like weird curves and
creases and strange places, And you.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Could hide what five Sydney Sweeney's behind her.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
You could hide a firearm in those folds and the
FBI would.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Never find it, so I would never look.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Sweeney became the talk of the town, as you know,
in that latest American Eagle ad for the brand's fall
denim campaign, and I guess that really upset Lizzo for summer,
well like it made her mad.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Well good, I'm glad it upset her. What are you
mad about? Like? Why are you who? Like?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Who cares? It's a blue jeans ad for American Eagle Outfitters.
I've known, I've been aware of that brand most of
my life, and I've never once thought twice about it
other than glancing at the logo on it. It never occurred
to me that it was controversial or interesting or that
it even mattered.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Are these same people who are upset or are they
upset with a Beyonce's ad? She just gene ads and
nobody says a word. You know.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
The best part about the Beyonce ad is it looks
almost exactly like the Sydney sweeneyad.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
She's blonde, fair skinned. I'm sorry, that's a black woman.
But she's country. You know, she's a country gal, so
it's different.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
There's a cultural appropriation is a thing. I won't explain
the context or anything, but in the new season of
King of the Hill, there's an episode about cultural appropriation,
and one of the things they prove is it's kind
of nonsense. The accusation that one culture's stealing from another.
It all came from somewhere else. At one point we
were cave men.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Well, wasn't it crazy? Like I'll never forget that story
of the people up in the Northwest somewhere maybe Seattle
or Portland or someplace, had a taco truck. Remember there
their taco truck and it was really popular and everybody
loved it. There was a few of these, and then
they found out these aren't Hispanic women that are cooking
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the tacos in the taco truck. They were whities, and
they had to shut it down. It's happened a few times.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
There were a couple of women in California who traveled
up and down the coast trying out different tacos so
they could come up with the perfect recipe, and then
after they opened their restaurant, liberals were furious about it.
A similar thing happened in Houston. What was the guy's
rest It was a Chinese thing, Benny something, do you remember.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Apparently it's very popular.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
But the difference between California and Texas vast. While local
liberals tried to get upset that a white guy opened
an Asian restaurant, you know who didn't care anybody else
because we live in a city that is chock full
of Asian restaurants. If you don't want to eat in his,
just go to one of the other ones. There's plenty
of options for you.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No, No, that's not how liberalism works. Mmmmmm. Earlier this morning,
I'm afraid we didn't follow it, but I did say
that we were gonna have stalker news to report, and
I think now's a good time as any to go
ahead and share this with our audience, our listeners. They
may be concerned about this guy. He's got a stalker
who is considered kind of mentally irregular. Oh do those
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people exist? Post Malone says his stalker has now been
arrested for the fifth time. Wow. Her name is Cherish.
That's what happens if you name your kids cherish. And
this time they took her into custody because she threw
herself in front of his car as he was trying
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to leave the house. He has a driver. His driver
had to swerve to avoid hitting the woman. She wanted
to get hit. I guess she thought he'd get out
of the car and give her mouth to mouth or something.
I don't know, but try not to put yourself in
the mind of a stalker and figure them out because
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they're cuckoo. It's good advice. I guess there's a lot
of people out there like that. That's terrible. Everybody likes
to focus on something, Huh. Sometimes you just get a
little too focused. I mean, isn't it amazing? There's so
many big problems in this world that people have to wear,
the disease and war and hunger, and for someone to
be so just consumed by the existence of another person,
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it really tells you how empty and meaningless their life
must be, and how mentally irregular they are. And apparently
there's a lot of people out there like that.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
And you can't try to justify, you can't try to
understand crazy as you just play. Here's an odd story
today that I've been looking at the body of a
father who disappeared twenty eight years ago during a remote
camping trip through Pakistan to escape a volatile family feud.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Uh huh, was just.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Found perfectly intact inside of a glacier.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Weird. Yeah, that's an I thought.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
The guy's name is Nazarudi Den And according to an
undamaged identification card found on the corps after it was
excavated from the glacier, we've they determined It's the same dude,
same everything. It's just looks exactly. He hasn't changed it all.
He looks exactly like his idea. After all these decades
of being there.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Did they massage his heart? Did the little chest pulp
thing bit him? Might have been able to kick it.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Back on well, as it turns out frozen in the
glacier like that. Maybe with Jurassic Park like technology they
could have done that.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
But I don't know it's worth a shot.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
The guy that found him, you'll love this Billy had
Omar Khan, was a local shepherd.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Did he go in with an ice pick? I'm gonna
get this guy out of there.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I don't know the answer to that, but he said
what he found was unbelievable. The body was intact, the
clothes weren't even torn. Police were miraculously able to use
the simple ID to link the body to a married
father of two who disappeared in the mountainous Kohas Stand
region back in June of nineteen ninety seven. My god,
I know I'm that wild. I would have been a
freshman in high school when this whole thing was going off.
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Authorities presumed he must have slid through a crack and
fallen into an iceberg.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I bet that's what happened while.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Taking shelter in a cave during a heavy storm. The
Kohistan region, located in a remote part of northern Pakistan,
is very close to Afghanistan and it used to see
more consistent snowfall.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
But they claim that, let me guess, uh man made
climate change stopped all that.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Well, they just say climate change, and for the record,
you know what they mean. I'm sure that's true.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Climate your fault. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
At the time of his disappearance, he was traveling with
his brother on horseback through the region after an increasingly
violent feud with their family.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It didn't say but isn't that interesting, just ran off
and left him. You know, if you were with a dog,
a dog would have stayed by your side and alerted
people to come save you.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
These horses have no loyalty. It's like just because we
make them into superglues, somehow they don't feel like our
species is an ally to their species.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Did they hear about that? Who let that word out?
We weren't supposed to tell that.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I never told him Billya at the time of his disappearance.
Apparently they say there's this violent family feud going on.
It forced him to leave home and live in hiding.
Him and his brother had just arrived in the valley
the day before he went missing. He ducked into a cave.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
That's tough. That's a tough home life there.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It's a really trippy story. I mean, this is just
filled with feel like kind of like the thing earlier.
This would make a great movie, the Corey Mills thing
we were talking about earlier.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, sometimes these news stories. Boy, if we had more
what's the word I'm looking for? I guess if we
worked harder, we could be the people to make these movies.
Oh yeah, you mean if we had motivation, initiative, Yeah,
you name it, energy, Yeah, work, ethnic resources, employees, a budget, money, monetary,
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finds talent. But as far as that global warming thing goes,
there's another study out and they this time there are critics,
of course, to everything, but they think there is some
sort of a connection between the heat wave we're having
right now and that giant ball of fire all from
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the sky over Yonder.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
That seems pretty unlikely. What does Bill and I, I the
not a science guy, think about this?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Does he? We always have to check with him well,
if he says it's true, then it must be. After all,
he pretends to be a scientist on TV Yeah, America's
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