Rich in W&J Bucks - MON 9.2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, billy, before you get mad, hear me out. Okay,
is it possible?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
The Outlaw country music was the first time rock and
roll was really introduced to the country music seeing that, Wow,
this is a country song.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
It has a rock beat. Okay, sure, I.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Mean, isn't that kind of a touchy well you know,
and that's something you guys get mad about.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Not me, buddy, not me live and let live kind
of guy.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I am?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
You know me, mister Kenneth, would you agree with that story.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
A little bit? They'll get right to the sky. What
do you say? Kicked?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, kick got got kicked off a plane.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
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get it. So who got kicked off the plane? Yeah?
Who was it? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:20):
First of all, you just need to know there's a
United Airlines flight from Des Moines to uh Chicago, which
to me, yeah, maybe that'll have been driving.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay, it's not that far.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
You drive it in less than five hours, so if
you drive it less than six you should drive it.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
But anyway, they didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
My role has always been like four to five hours
is too long, because that's how much time you spent
at the airport.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Because you're you know, you were you know, baby as
a child and grew up and you know, had everything
given to you and you just you know. Anyways, now,
who can't drive more than four hours?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh my god, No, I got I got those credit
card the frequent fire miles.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
If you don't, you got to use them. What about
the plane?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
All right? What about it? Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Oh yeah, a routine flight de moineto Chicago. Got a
little more in the bargain for when two of the
flight attendants on board got into a fight with each other,
the flight attendants. And when they say fight, first of all,
they don't give you any idea whether these were the

(02:24):
lady you know guy or the boy guy flight attendant types.
But they got into an altercation right before takeoff.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
No details on what the fight was about.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Somebody said it was probably about whether one of them
was saying that the pilot was too drunk to fly
and the of them was saying he was hardly that
drunk at all. I don't know, not true. I was
just rumors, you know, I like to have a drink
with the pilot. So what ended up happening, you think, Okay, Well,
a couple of flight attendants got in a little hissy
fit at each other and you know, probably scratched each

(02:58):
other with their nails or something, or maybe it was
the women fighting. I don't know, maybe, but they had
to pull the crew, pull the passengers, recreue the fight.
Everybody had to get off the plane. Then they had
to These two caused them to have to get all
a whole new crew, and so they had to.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Wait for him. Anyway, four hours.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Later they finally got to get on board again, so
everybody was kicked off the plane, but especially the flight
attendants who was fighting each other four hours late. And
again you can drive it in under five, so they
got that next time.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
There you go, all right, Dane, I get you a plant.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's a valid point, Billy, and I do love a
good road trip, you know, I love driving somewhere.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's hard to smoke weed on a plane, you know,
not impossible, but you know you shouldn't do it. Well,
what did you do? Oh, you shouldn't do it? I
said you shouldn't. You made it well, you made it
sound like you did it, you know, like, what'd you do? Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Never, We now take you to the University of Alabama
News about to offensive back Drey Kirkpatrick, who was just
arrested over the weekend, the son of a former NFL star.
It was a bye week for the Crimson Tie.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, they head off because they getting ready to go
up against whoever's bringing LSU into town.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
What sounds like Kirkpatrick Junior was pretty busy this weekend,
getting booked into the Tuscaloosa County Jail for three counts
are reckless endangerment, one count of attempting to elude and speeding,
according to jail records obtained by al dot Com. The
sophomore defensive men was later released on fifteen hundred dollars
bond hours after being arrested. The investigation is being handled

(04:36):
by the University of Alabama Police Department. Okay, authorities had
not released details about the circumstances of the arrest, but
apparently the University of Alabama says, we are aware of
an incident involving Drey Kirkpatrick, Junior, and we are working
to gather more details. I can't help but notice his
dad's like real thin and slender, but he's kind of
a big boy. Is that typical of like celebrities, kids

(04:59):
are a little chunky than their parents.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
It can happen they.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
You know, you know T Bob's daddy, Old Bobby Abart
Cajun Cannon. He wasn't exactly a bulky boy.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
T Bob's got some size on him. No, yeah, he's
a big one. You know. He's like offensive line type,
not quarterback type. You just don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Sometimes to take after mama, sometimes to take after daddy
or the Maleman.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Or you know whoever. Now accordial is.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Not in the ahber Okay, I'm not saying that, you know, no,
she would have never, but uh, you know, some sometimes
it happens. You can have taken after your grandparents or something.
Sometimes it skips a generation. Well, you know, somebody to
be said for that.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
In this case.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Kirkpatrick Junior, not coincidentally, is named after all American Drake
Kirkpatrick Senior, who played for the Crimson Tide was drafted.
He's now thirty six years old, and that would mean
that age thirty six, he has a kid in college already.
How old was he when that child? You're pretty pretty young,
I guess yes, he.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Alright, no, no, speaking of Alabama, you know, well as
you going into Alabama or Alabama rating number four, would
you be willing to put some money on on LSU?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Can't even take that long shot man.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
LSU coming in without like an official head coach, and
they're like like a lot of turmoil.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
There's turmoil. Well that does that depends to be there?
Well he might be.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
He might just get in there and do like like
looking for a job, because he said he go back.
So I'm thinking maybe LSU comes in all fired up
because they all you.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Know, like free range.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Now, they ain't got nobody lording it over them, No
head coach, no boss. You just come in there and
you play like street ball, and they're gonna go all
crazy upside the head on the Crimson tie.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I think you ought to put some money on l
s U. Y you can.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
That's a great point because if there's one sport that
does well without leadership and strategy, it's football.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
That's what I'm saying. How much you want to put
down on LSU? How much can I put you down for?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I don't know what are the odds again on this odds?
Why you need odds? What are you looking for? Points?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I want the points. I'll give you.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I'll tell you what I'll suffer thoo it is. I'll
take Alabama and I'll even give you the three points.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Three points, sound says here ten and a half?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
That including you all right to say about you Between
me and mister Wibbs.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
It sounds like ten and a half is even a
little generous considering the season they've been having so far.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Just one of them rivalry games like you know Texas
OU and the Red River shootout stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
You yeah, put the put all of.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
The business aside, and let's just get right down to
it because the records don't matter.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
It's it's LSU and Bama. All right. I'll tell you what, mister.
I'll make you deal here.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'll take l SU, you take Alabama and if I win,
wait if if I if you win, I'll buy you
and everyone else here breakfast. And if you win, I'll
probably still end up buying everybody practice.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
We are you gonna do that anyway? Yeah? Probably the
case make me a big winner, wouldn't it. Yeah? I
think maybe a couple of you want to go you serious?
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Speaker 2 (08:41):
Some people think that Lemmy is done because he died,
and they're wrong.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, dying don't end nothing.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's been ten years since Lemmy of Motor had died,
and yet he has a new album out right now,
And I just got to say, I think that's kind
of cool.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, makes me want to get some mutton chops. You
need that. Well, Lemmy hat him, you know, well, of
course how.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
I saw that was cool. He's the only British guy
I don't fervently hate. Well, that's good to know. Well,
him and Joe Strummer. But that's pretty much yet. Other
than that, every other British person is garbage, okay, with
their disgusting British smiles.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
It's never ever wrong to make a blanket statement. Yeah, never, never,
I agree.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Speaking of the dad, Michael Jackson is still the highest
paid dead celebrity of twenty twenty five. Looks like he's
making one hundred and five million dollars this year. How
much is that Lemmy guy making You.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Know, I don't know. I could probably figure that out.
You really want an answer.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
To don't see him in the top ten twelve thirteen, No,
don't see him anywhere. Michael Jackson number one, and then
doctor Seuss is a dead celebrity. He's made eighty five
million dollars this year. That is somebody working the leftovers.
A tie at third between Pink Floyd members Richard Wright

(10:05):
and Sid Barrett. Then you got Notorious b I G's
number five.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
About that Notorious Big, that's interesting because he didn't have
a he didn't have a ton of radio hits.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Eighty million dollars Is that the same as a Biggie?
The Notorious Big is just Biggie.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Biggie Smalls is his name? Thing? It was all a dream.
I used to read Word Up magazine, you know.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah, Elvis is number seven. Dead celebrities, Jimmy Buffett eight,
Bob Marley, John Lennett, Prince at eleven, and then Arnold
Palmer and Kobe Bryant. So and you know something to
look forward to.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Kobe Bryant too. Huh yeah, wow.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
How does he do it? How does he keep scoring
points from beyond the grave. How does he do It's
amazing he's making money, all right. Looks like someone sent
me this article and said, it's the Usual Suspects again.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I don't know what that means. But oh, there's a
movie called Usual Suspects. I don't think that's what this
is about.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
A chaotic late night brawl broke out at a Domino's
Pizza in New Jersey over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Usual Suspects ms that.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
You when that Italian guys just doesn't look like Italian
guys in the article.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I think he's confused about that. That's probably not what
he meant. I don't think it's about the movie.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
It ended with two men allegedly assaulting a cop. Glassboro
Police said officers were called to the restaurant shortly before
three am for a large fight.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Boy, it is wild. There's like one hundred people in there.
There's two white girls.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
And everyone else in there is non white, is not white,
and officers attempted to make arrest. Two suspects allegedly picked
up a chair and hurled it at one of the cops.
Police said the men appeared extremely hysterical as they.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Ran from the scene.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I love this too, one of the girls is wearing
just dressed normal, but she's got Mickey Mouse ears on for.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I mean Halloween. It's Christmas now, I forgot.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
It's the pre Christmas excitement. Yeah, you know, Thanksgiving is
just pre Christmas. That's Surveillance footed from inside the Dominoes
shows pandemonium, customers wearing Halloween accessories, people standing on a
table and chair, and others recording on their phones.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I would you can monetize that?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
At one point two men were seen grabbing a red
chair and hurling it out of frame as bystanders filmed
the chaos before scattering. Boy, all of that for a
six dollars pizza. That's something that's crazy. We weren't allowed
to eat Dominoes grown up because it wasn't real Italian.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Oh yeah right, Obviously my mom was strict about those
sort of things.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I wasn't allowed to have Little Caesars or Dominoes as
a child.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Before we go, we got to get to Arizona because
this is a good one. An Arizona Superior Court judge
has resigned after being caught urinating in public steps from
the courthouse. Would you like to see her her?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yes, she was squatting. Yeah, was she wearing a dress
or like, how did she pull that?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Uh, I think she was sitting on a bus bench
and then when she decided it was time, she kind
of just lowered the pants, turned off the bench and
held on to it. You know how women always have
to hold on something when they when they squat down
like that?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, why is that? What do they think they're gonna
get blown away.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Or fall over if they don't hold on to a
tree or each other, or a car bumper or something.
So this lady was holding on to a bus bench
at one thirty in the morning, just down the street,
on the same block as the courthouse where she worked. Now,
if anybody could get in to the courthouse at one
thirty in the morning to take a leak in the
in the bathroom inside, you think it had been her.

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But no, she decided she just dropped her pants and
held onto the bench.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
They got video held onto the bench.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
And then somebody came along, Like the guy with the
video got close enough she could see, and she just
pulled her pants up and turned around and sat on
the bench like this real quick, Like I wouldn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
I'm just sitting here mind of my own business. Yeah,
just that quick, just just looking around.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
The fact that she was looking around like she was
just hanging out was probably a dead giveaway.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Oh, you were just hanging out here, just looking You're
not even looking at your phone or anything.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
You're just here enjoying the scenery.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
This is Prescott, Arizona. It looks like or Chino Valley. Okay,
they have a valley in Arizona. Her husband serves as
the parks and recreation manager for the town of Chino Valley,
came up on the scene tried to pull his wife
away from the officers, reportedly refusing orders to step back. Well,

(14:47):
he's a judge's husband, of course, he doesn't have to listen.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
To the police. Is this an hot not?

Speaker 4 (14:52):
She was puking and urinating and exposing herself. Wow, your honor,
We think you you should put your moves away, pull
your pants up, and stop stop peeing and puking all
over everything.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Wow. Now, just like that, So she's out of work now.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
It sounds like she was having a good time though. Yeah,
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