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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Love you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's a dog for a and m's dog Revelie. I
don't get it. It's a dog. What you're not good about?
What's a dog? But that's not what they're talking about
in the song. No, that's a different thing. Okay, Revelle's
name of a dog, but it's also a song to
wake up to in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
All right, Well, I can appreciate that. That just confused
me the way you delivered that information. But I get
it now. Hey, you were just telling us that Jasmine
Crockett apparently told people that, Yeah, it's sometimes you got
to throw a chair or something.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
She says to the graduates that she's speaking to Jasmine
Crockett of Texas lawmaker from the Metroplex. Yeah, she was
giving advice to the graduating class at Tugaloo College, historically
black college in Jackson, Mississippi. Okay they I must have
invited her. I don't think she just went over there
(00:55):
on her own. But she had some great advice for
the young black graduates.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
To be people that tell you that you don't belong,
and I am here to tell you over and over
and ova that you absolutely belong. There are people that
are going to tell you that there is not a
table in which there is a seat for you. But
I am here to remind you of Montgomery and those
folding chairs. Let me tell you, did we know how
(01:21):
to use a chair? Whether we pulling it up, are
we doing something else with it?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I gotta tell you this is she's referencing a thing
that happened a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Was kind of an obscure news story. I remember seeing
the video before I could hear the sound, and I
was wondering just exactly what was going on. But it
was in Montgomery, Alabama, two years ago. Some white boaters
were brawling with some black dock people barely somebody was
on the dock, not on the boat, and one of
(01:55):
the black guys there at some point picked up a
metal folding chair and used it as a weapon. And
that's what Jasmine's letting these these fine college graduates know,
that's what's in their future.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Sometimes you just gotta fight white people at a boat
dock with a.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Fold up chair that you gotta whack them over the
head with a chair.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It seems like a weird bit of advice to give
people at a during her graduation speech, but this is
Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We're talking about it, and ain't it also interesting to
listen to the ghetto stylings that she was using in
front of her people as opposed to what she sounded
like two years ago, when when ain't nobody heard of her?
You know, I gotta tell you, Jasmin Crockett.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I a real bittersweet moment here, real mixed feelings about
her because I don't like that she did this, But
also we do this for a living, and I.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Will just helps write portions of the program for us.
We do a long radio show compared to other people.
How long is it?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Four and a half hours with another bonus hour in
the afternoon. It's that long, right. There's a point where,
about two thirds of the way through the morning show,
I worry that we've ran out of interesting sound bites
to play.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And then and then there's Jasmin.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Krackett telling a bunch of black college kids to attack
white people in the full roup chair.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh and we also have learned about Lisa Uh the
rock is a rock star.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, one of the women that's in the new season
of White Lotus.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Not Lisa. Lisa that's with Cult Jam. That's that's way
in the past is a new stuff. No, not the
author of Lost in Emotion.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, I'm Lisa is an actress from the TV show
White Lotus, but she's also a rapper from a K
pop group called Black Pick Now.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I didn't know any of that. She looked at White
Lotus season three set in Thailand. There's a kind of
a plane looking Asian woman that works at the hotel,
and she doesn't look plain when she's Lisa the rock Start.
They really downplayed her attractiveness.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I think for the show, Hollywood is an interesting way
of making women looks sort of boring and normal. They
just put a little bit of makeup on them and
give them glasses or something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Anyway, last night, their hair down, make it look a
little wreathy. You know.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Well, last night at the Satan Worshiping met gala, Lisa
the K Pops star and season three cast member of
White Lettters decided to attend, and the theme last night
for Cinco to Mayo obviously was black inspired fashion. It's
Sinco to Mayo. We're all going to do a tribute
to African Americans. That makes perfect sense. And so the
twenty eight year old pop star and actress decided to
(04:31):
hit the red carpet in a custom Louviton.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Look it was us.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
It looks like lingerie thigh highs and a pair of
Rosa Parks themed panties.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Wait what yeah, Rosa Parks themed panties. Mister Oh Now,
how do they know that the Rosa Parks panties as
they got little faces of Rosa Parks on her panties.
They're right on the the JJ area. You could see them.
Not that she wore them, no, but they are a
tribute to her. No, it's it's a high end it's couture.
Am I using the word right cuture? It's high end fashion.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
But the panties that she's wearing have little pictures of
Rosa Parks's face printed all over them.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And does that make her razors or does it make
who whoever sold them panties? Who made them pantis?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, I don't know, but I think it was Louviton
because she's got a lot of lou Vaton stuff here,
and I don't actually know the difference between lou Vaton
and Louis Baton. I don't get that those one of
them's got to change their name. That's way too similar.
Lu Baton is a person's last name. It's it's just
the last name.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Christian agree to disagree anyways, disagree about it. She had
Rosa Parks's face on her on the clam area right there.
Her face. Yeah, a picture, a picture of her face.
Bro Yeah, well yeah, it's obviously a picture, really a picture.
But a look at that.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Hang on, here's so I got it on the screen.
Here so everyone can look. There's the panties.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Stop circling your little finger around on the picture. There.
That's call distracting. That's called a mouse, billy. That's the mouse.
That's the mouse in your hand. That little finger in
the mouse, well, it's the cursor. The cursor. Okay, well
you you turned it into a finger, and now your
finger in the Rosa Park panty girl. I did not
design the icons that Apple and Microsoft an arrow, but
(06:18):
you prefer the finger. I see.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No, that's not how computers work. Look, it becomes an
arrow and you take it off the picture. When you
put it on the picture becomes a finger.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Don't put it right there. I didn't design the soft one.
Putting the finger right on that spot. I'm pointing to
Rosa Parks it's just coincidentally her vagina. I don't get
to decide where Rosa parks, says this woman. Litha, who
world is learning this morning is a K pop rock
and roll star from the you know, the Orion.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Author of the hit song f Up the World. Yeah,
f up the world? Y'all the world sucks?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Right? The very sweet, almost adorable little mook. That was
her name, White Lotus. She was a little mook. Okay,
I thought that was something racist, not if it's your name.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And isn't there someone on the show called Pornschai? Come on,
people in Thailand? Did you know they have a city there?
Do you know what the biggest city is called in Thailand?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Is it? Never mind? I know? And then and then
do you know what? And then do you know what
the other biggest city is called?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
There aren't that many cities there that don't sound like
dirty words in English, that's true.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't get to decide what they're called. But they
did they name those cities long before we decided they
were dirty words in America. Yes they did, but afterwards
they came up with lady boys. So I did you know?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Thailand is the only country in the Far East that's
never been occupied by a nation in the West.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I did not. I didn't know that either. A Tai
massage therapist told me that the other day. Uh oh yeah,
shell you well she told me because I wasn't gonna
tip her, and she said, you know, I'm from Thailand
and I said so, and then she said, we're the
only that's never been occupied by the West. And I say,
what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And the next thing I know, I woke up at
a pool of my own blood in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Was John ham around. Yeah, how'd you know? Because he
does that, you can't say, God, damn you. I don't worry.
Nobody's listening anyway. Cut the jib a jabb Walton and Johnson.
All right, we're getting a little bit of resistance.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
There's a handful of people texting, tweeting, emailing us that
think we just made up that thing about Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
They don't. I think we would have probably made it
a little more sensational if we just making the stories here.
But no, it's it's hard for people to believe that
a sitting member of Congress was giving a college graduation
speech when she told black college kids they should violently
attack white people with a fold up chair.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Be ready to Yeah, And if you don't believe that's true,
for your viewing pleasure or whatever word you choose.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You should be ready to use a chair basically as
a weapon. And it's it's called a commencement address because
they're about to commit on their life after college. And
what great advice to tell these young graduates here who
are about to go forth into the world that you're
(09:18):
just gonna be You're just gonna be crapped on your
whole life. So you've got to be ready to fight.
And if you don't believe that, that's a real thing.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
We posted it to the Walton and Johnson Instagram account
for you feel free to share it, watch it, show
it to people.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's a thing that happened. That's a real thing that happened.
And you pay her salary. You pay a woman to
talk like that. Yes, Bill, she from around here. She
actually is from around here. She's from the state that
you live in. But I don't, I don't, I don't
want to pay her salary with my taxes.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Doesn't matter. She's a federal employee. Everybody listening to us,
no matter what state they're in. It pays a little
bitty portion of your tax. This is the rest of
us all going to Ukraine's.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
That's a good point. I know he's right about that.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
The people that tell you that you don't belong, and
I am here to tell you, Ova and Ova and Ova,
that you absolutely belong. There are people that are going
to tell you that there is not a table in
which there is a seat for you. And I am
here to remind you of Montgomery and those folding chairs.
Let me tell you, did we know how to use
(10:21):
a chair?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Whether we pulling it up?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Are we doing something else with it? Let me be
the first one to tell you.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Do you think those college graduates had any idea what
she was talking about?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
A few of them did, but I think a lot
of them are confused. If you're really in the memes,
you always know about it.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It was a pretty insignificant story in nineteen in twenty
twenty three.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
So it happened two years ago, and nobody really noticed
it that much then. And it didn't happen quite where
it was closed right because this was in Mississippi. That
happened in Alabama. Montgomery Obama. Earlier in the show, it
reminded me of a different SoundBite. We played a different
black woman talking about what life is like in Africa
compared to what life is like in America with the
(11:10):
white people.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Believe it or not, she did not enjoy her time
in Africa.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
A black liberal, feminist, far left commy pinko left America
to live in Africa, and this was her reaction.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I'm sorry, the computer is doing the thing. Let me okay,
get them all again. A black commie pinko feminist, anti
American racist democrat went.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Fat, black lady, Yeah, here's it, But y'all, I'd rather.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Go back to America and deal with the racism in
America before I sit here in Africa and deal with
the bribery. The fraud, gams too expensive, the not having
no snaps, not having no food, electricity, hot water outside
(11:58):
the house, as big as spiders, as big as Liz's
cof seen.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Which she wants to be.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
People that tell you that you don't belong, and I
am here to tell you over and over and over
that you absolutely belong.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I am here to tell you there's no snacks in Africa.
You're not gonna like that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Jazz Bug has adopted the urbanization of a speech where
she can't say, oh, ras, no mop, Why is that?
How does that happen? I don't know, but she said
over instead of over.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
She spoke very differently back before she first got into office.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I loved those comparisons. And it wasn't that long ago
because she's pretty new to the scene. But she didn't
talk like that when she was acquiring an elected office.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Wouldn't be funny if when mister Kenneth, if he went
he was here with us, he'd tried to talk on
machre I'm a montreal man. But then, like when you
were around your gay friends, she just did your regular voice.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I'd be silly. You're so silly.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
You know what else I wonder too, If a gay
guy gets knocked out, he gets in a coma, and
then he wakes up from the coma, does he speak
normally or do you guys still do that voice.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
We're not doing a voice. I mean you kind of
are talk like we talk. You talk like you talk,
and it's not, you know, necessarily appealing to some people,
but that's what you do.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
But if I woke up from a coma and I
had like a Korean accent. That would be crazy, right.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Does that happen a lot? Do people just wake up
and talk like they're from some other part of the world.
Apparently there are news stories about that once, maybe twice
in the history of the world. It's hard to believe it,
but yeah, apparently that's happened, unless it's England, because the
minute you go over to England you got to start
talking like them. Mm that happens. I know you gave
(13:42):
Madonna a hard time about that, but it happened to
personal friends of mine that have moved to England many
years ago.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Your friends moved to England and they became lame. That sucks, well,
they can't help it. Two schools in Democrat run California
are leaving the Nevada High School Athlete Association because they
have a paw barring transgender identifying males from competing on
female sports. This is North Tahoe and Trucky Is that
the name of a town, It is tuck are leaving
(14:10):
the niAA because they voted to bar male athletes from
competing with women men who identify as.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Girls or whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
The two schools are leaving the association in order to
comply with California state law prohibitating discrimination on the basis
of gender identity. I didn't realize they had places in
the country where I mean, I guess it makes sense
that you would go over the state line to compete
against other high schools.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I thought.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I always just kind of thought people competed with other
schools in their own state. But I guess in some places,
some places, they branch out. Yeah, well, anyway, bad news.
If you're from Trucky, you'll no longer get to take
on your arch rivals in Reno.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh no, everybody knows. It's a tale as old as time. Yes,
it is like the Spartans and whatever. Their enemies were
called Trucky and Reno. They hate each other. I think
the enemies were the Muslims. Oh yeah, it makes sense.
How worked out, that's true.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
You know, you were noticed how the Christians arch enemies
are the Muslims. But then, making that more complicated, the
arch enemies of the Jews also Muslims.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Muslim But then you got these guys called the Hindus.
And you know who they don't like? Is it the
I don't know, it's the Muslims. Oh right.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
And then and you know, and then kind of the
wild card here. The group you forget about is the Sikhs. Now,
the Sikhs get along with everyone except for the Muslims.
Muslim the muslim they don't get along with the Muslims.
And then, of course, years ago there was this atheist.
He wrote a famous book, what was his name, Salmon Salmon,
Salmon on a Bagel or something something like that, and
they didn't like him, so they put a fautoin And you.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Know who did that. It turns out it was the Muslims. Okay,
I'm starting to see a train and developing here. And
before everybody starts picking up, where's the Catholic Church down
on all of this? Apparently not friendly with the Muslims.
We had we had a thing called the Crusades.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Now, before we all start picking on the Muslims, this
is where it gets real tricky. In Michigan, it was
the Muslim vote that got Trump over the finish line.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yay.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
If it wasn't for Muslims voting for Donald Trump or
whatever the Green Party candidate's name was, nobody can remember. Yeah,
Donald Trump never would have won the state of Michigan.
He still would have won the presidency, but probably not
that state. And I gotta tell you, Muslims, we appreciate you.
That's why we're going to pick on you a little
less on this show going forward.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Starting tomorrow. Yeah it's too late today. Yeah it's too late.
We just did that whole thing a second ago. Yeah.
Time is the only one can save America. Kamala is
a soul, stupid Wolton and Johnson
Love you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's a dog for a and m's dog Revelie. I
don't get it. It's a dog. What you're not good about?
What's a dog? But that's not what they're talking about
in the song. No, that's a different thing. Okay, Revelle's
name of a dog, but it's also a song to
wake up to in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
All right, Well, I can appreciate that. That just confused
me the way you delivered that information. But I get
it now. Hey, you were just telling us that Jasmine
Crockett apparently told people that, Yeah, it's sometimes you got
to throw a chair or something.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
She says to the graduates that she's speaking to Jasmine
Crockett of Texas lawmaker from the Metroplex. Yeah, she was
giving advice to the graduating class at Tugaloo College, historically
black college in Jackson, Mississippi. Okay they I must have
invited her. I don't think she just went over there
(00:55):
on her own. But she had some great advice for
the young black graduates.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
To be people that tell you that you don't belong,
and I am here to tell you over and over
and ova that you absolutely belong. There are people that
are going to tell you that there is not a
table in which there is a seat for you. But
I am here to remind you of Montgomery and those
folding chairs. Let me tell you, did we know how
(01:21):
to use a chair? Whether we pulling it up, are
we doing something else with it?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I gotta tell you this is she's referencing a thing
that happened a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Was kind of an obscure news story. I remember seeing
the video before I could hear the sound, and I
was wondering just exactly what was going on. But it
was in Montgomery, Alabama, two years ago. Some white boaters
were brawling with some black dock people barely somebody was
on the dock, not on the boat, and one of
(01:55):
the black guys there at some point picked up a
metal folding chair and used it as a weapon. And
that's what Jasmine's letting these these fine college graduates know,
that's what's in their future.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Sometimes you just gotta fight white people at a boat
dock with a.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Fold up chair that you gotta whack them over the
head with a chair.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It seems like a weird bit of advice to give
people at a during her graduation speech, but this is
Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We're talking about it, and ain't it also interesting to
listen to the ghetto stylings that she was using in
front of her people as opposed to what she sounded
like two years ago, when when ain't nobody heard of her?
You know, I gotta tell you, Jasmin Crockett.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I a real bittersweet moment here, real mixed feelings about
her because I don't like that she did this, But
also we do this for a living, and I.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Will just helps write portions of the program for us.
We do a long radio show compared to other people.
How long is it?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Four and a half hours with another bonus hour in
the afternoon. It's that long, right. There's a point where,
about two thirds of the way through the morning show,
I worry that we've ran out of interesting sound bites
to play.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And then and then there's Jasmin.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Krackett telling a bunch of black college kids to attack
white people in the full roup chair.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh and we also have learned about Lisa Uh the
rock is a rock star.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, one of the women that's in the new season
of White Lotus.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Not Lisa. Lisa that's with Cult Jam. That's that's way
in the past is a new stuff. No, not the
author of Lost in Emotion.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, I'm Lisa is an actress from the TV show
White Lotus, but she's also a rapper from a K
pop group called Black Pick Now.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I didn't know any of that. She looked at White
Lotus season three set in Thailand. There's a kind of
a plane looking Asian woman that works at the hotel,
and she doesn't look plain when she's Lisa the rock Start.
They really downplayed her attractiveness.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I think for the show, Hollywood is an interesting way
of making women looks sort of boring and normal. They
just put a little bit of makeup on them and
give them glasses or something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Anyway, last night, their hair down, make it look a
little wreathy. You know.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Well, last night at the Satan Worshiping met gala, Lisa
the K Pops star and season three cast member of
White Lettters decided to attend, and the theme last night
for Cinco to Mayo obviously was black inspired fashion. It's
Sinco to Mayo. We're all going to do a tribute
to African Americans. That makes perfect sense. And so the
twenty eight year old pop star and actress decided to
(04:31):
hit the red carpet in a custom Louviton.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Look it was us.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
It looks like lingerie thigh highs and a pair of
Rosa Parks themed panties.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Wait what yeah, Rosa Parks themed panties. Mister Oh Now,
how do they know that the Rosa Parks panties as
they got little faces of Rosa Parks on her panties.
They're right on the the JJ area. You could see them.
Not that she wore them, no, but they are a
tribute to her. No, it's it's a high end it's couture.
Am I using the word right cuture? It's high end fashion.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
But the panties that she's wearing have little pictures of
Rosa Parks's face printed all over them.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And does that make her razors or does it make
who whoever sold them panties? Who made them pantis?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, I don't know, but I think it was Louviton
because she's got a lot of lou Vaton stuff here,
and I don't actually know the difference between lou Vaton
and Louis Baton. I don't get that those one of
them's got to change their name. That's way too similar.
Lu Baton is a person's last name. It's it's just
the last name.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Christian agree to disagree anyways, disagree about it. She had
Rosa Parks's face on her on the clam area right there.
Her face. Yeah, a picture, a picture of her face.
Bro Yeah, well yeah, it's obviously a picture, really a picture.
But a look at that.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Hang on, here's so I got it on the screen.
Here so everyone can look. There's the panties.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Stop circling your little finger around on the picture. There.
That's call distracting. That's called a mouse, billy. That's the mouse.
That's the mouse in your hand. That little finger in
the mouse, well, it's the cursor. The cursor. Okay, well
you you turned it into a finger, and now your
finger in the Rosa Park panty girl. I did not
design the icons that Apple and Microsoft an arrow, but
(06:18):
you prefer the finger. I see.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No, that's not how computers work. Look, it becomes an
arrow and you take it off the picture. When you
put it on the picture becomes a finger.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Don't put it right there. I didn't design the soft one.
Putting the finger right on that spot. I'm pointing to
Rosa Parks it's just coincidentally her vagina. I don't get
to decide where Rosa parks, says this woman. Litha, who
world is learning this morning is a K pop rock
and roll star from the you know, the Orion.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Author of the hit song f Up the World. Yeah,
f up the world? Y'all the world sucks?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Right? The very sweet, almost adorable little mook. That was
her name, White Lotus. She was a little mook. Okay,
I thought that was something racist, not if it's your name.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And isn't there someone on the show called Pornschai? Come on,
people in Thailand? Did you know they have a city there?
Do you know what the biggest city is called in Thailand?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Is it? Never mind? I know? And then and then
do you know what? And then do you know what
the other biggest city is called?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
There aren't that many cities there that don't sound like
dirty words in English, that's true.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't get to decide what they're called. But they
did they name those cities long before we decided they
were dirty words in America. Yes they did, but afterwards
they came up with lady boys. So I did you know?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Thailand is the only country in the Far East that's
never been occupied by a nation in the West.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I did not. I didn't know that either. A Tai
massage therapist told me that the other day. Uh oh yeah,
shell you well she told me because I wasn't gonna
tip her, and she said, you know, I'm from Thailand
and I said so, and then she said, we're the
only that's never been occupied by the West. And I say,
what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And the next thing I know, I woke up at
a pool of my own blood in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Was John ham around. Yeah, how'd you know? Because he
does that, you can't say, God, damn you. I don't worry.
Nobody's listening anyway. Cut the jib a jabb Walton and Johnson.
All right, we're getting a little bit of resistance.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
There's a handful of people texting, tweeting, emailing us that
think we just made up that thing about Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
They don't. I think we would have probably made it
a little more sensational if we just making the stories here.
But no, it's it's hard for people to believe that
a sitting member of Congress was giving a college graduation
speech when she told black college kids they should violently
attack white people with a fold up chair.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Be ready to Yeah, And if you don't believe that's true,
for your viewing pleasure or whatever word you choose.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You should be ready to use a chair basically as
a weapon. And it's it's called a commencement address because
they're about to commit on their life after college. And
what great advice to tell these young graduates here who
are about to go forth into the world that you're
(09:18):
just gonna be You're just gonna be crapped on your
whole life. So you've got to be ready to fight.
And if you don't believe that, that's a real thing.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
We posted it to the Walton and Johnson Instagram account
for you feel free to share it, watch it, show
it to people.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's a thing that happened. That's a real thing that happened.
And you pay her salary. You pay a woman to
talk like that. Yes, Bill, she from around here. She
actually is from around here. She's from the state that
you live in. But I don't, I don't, I don't
want to pay her salary with my taxes.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Doesn't matter. She's a federal employee. Everybody listening to us,
no matter what state they're in. It pays a little
bitty portion of your tax. This is the rest of
us all going to Ukraine's.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
That's a good point. I know he's right about that.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
The people that tell you that you don't belong, and
I am here to tell you, Ova and Ova and Ova,
that you absolutely belong. There are people that are going
to tell you that there is not a table in
which there is a seat for you. And I am
here to remind you of Montgomery and those folding chairs.
Let me tell you, did we know how to use
(10:21):
a chair?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Whether we pulling it up?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Are we doing something else with it? Let me be
the first one to tell you.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Do you think those college graduates had any idea what
she was talking about?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
A few of them did, but I think a lot
of them are confused. If you're really in the memes,
you always know about it.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It was a pretty insignificant story in nineteen in twenty
twenty three.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
So it happened two years ago, and nobody really noticed
it that much then. And it didn't happen quite where
it was closed right because this was in Mississippi. That
happened in Alabama. Montgomery Obama. Earlier in the show, it
reminded me of a different SoundBite. We played a different
black woman talking about what life is like in Africa
compared to what life is like in America with the
(11:10):
white people.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Believe it or not, she did not enjoy her time
in Africa.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
A black liberal, feminist, far left commy pinko left America
to live in Africa, and this was her reaction.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I'm sorry, the computer is doing the thing. Let me okay,
get them all again. A black commie pinko feminist, anti
American racist democrat went.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Fat, black lady, Yeah, here's it, But y'all, I'd rather.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Go back to America and deal with the racism in
America before I sit here in Africa and deal with
the bribery. The fraud, gams too expensive, the not having
no snaps, not having no food, electricity, hot water outside
(11:58):
the house, as big as spiders, as big as Liz's
cof seen.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Which she wants to be.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
People that tell you that you don't belong, and I
am here to tell you over and over and over
that you absolutely belong.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I am here to tell you there's no snacks in Africa.
You're not gonna like that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Jazz Bug has adopted the urbanization of a speech where
she can't say, oh, ras, no mop, Why is that?
How does that happen? I don't know, but she said
over instead of over.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
She spoke very differently back before she first got into office.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I loved those comparisons. And it wasn't that long ago
because she's pretty new to the scene. But she didn't
talk like that when she was acquiring an elected office.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Wouldn't be funny if when mister Kenneth, if he went
he was here with us, he'd tried to talk on
machre I'm a montreal man. But then, like when you
were around your gay friends, she just did your regular voice.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I'd be silly. You're so silly.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
You know what else I wonder too, If a gay
guy gets knocked out, he gets in a coma, and
then he wakes up from the coma, does he speak
normally or do you guys still do that voice.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
We're not doing a voice. I mean you kind of
are talk like we talk. You talk like you talk,
and it's not, you know, necessarily appealing to some people,
but that's what you do.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
But if I woke up from a coma and I
had like a Korean accent. That would be crazy, right.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Does that happen a lot? Do people just wake up
and talk like they're from some other part of the world.
Apparently there are news stories about that once, maybe twice
in the history of the world. It's hard to believe it,
but yeah, apparently that's happened, unless it's England, because the
minute you go over to England you got to start
talking like them. Mm that happens. I know you gave
(13:42):
Madonna a hard time about that, but it happened to
personal friends of mine that have moved to England many
years ago.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Your friends moved to England and they became lame. That sucks, well,
they can't help it. Two schools in Democrat run California
are leaving the Nevada High School Athlete Association because they
have a paw barring transgender identifying males from competing on
female sports. This is North Tahoe and Trucky Is that
the name of a town, It is tuck are leaving
(14:10):
the niAA because they voted to bar male athletes from
competing with women men who identify as.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Girls or whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
The two schools are leaving the association in order to
comply with California state law prohibitating discrimination on the basis
of gender identity. I didn't realize they had places in
the country where I mean, I guess it makes sense
that you would go over the state line to compete
against other high schools.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I thought.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I always just kind of thought people competed with other
schools in their own state. But I guess in some places,
some places, they branch out. Yeah, well, anyway, bad news.
If you're from Trucky, you'll no longer get to take
on your arch rivals in Reno.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Oh no, everybody knows. It's a tale as old as time. Yes,
it is like the Spartans and whatever. Their enemies were
called Trucky and Reno. They hate each other. I think
the enemies were the Muslims. Oh yeah, it makes sense.
How worked out, that's true.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
You know, you were noticed how the Christians arch enemies
are the Muslims. But then, making that more complicated, the
arch enemies of the Jews also Muslims.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Muslim But then you got these guys called the Hindus.
And you know who they don't like? Is it the
I don't know, it's the Muslims. Oh right.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
And then and you know, and then kind of the
wild card here. The group you forget about is the Sikhs. Now,
the Sikhs get along with everyone except for the Muslims.
Muslim the muslim they don't get along with the Muslims.
And then, of course, years ago there was this atheist.
He wrote a famous book, what was his name, Salmon Salmon,
Salmon on a Bagel or something something like that, and
they didn't like him, so they put a fautoin And you.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Know who did that. It turns out it was the Muslims. Okay,
I'm starting to see a train and developing here. And
before everybody starts picking up, where's the Catholic Church down
on all of this? Apparently not friendly with the Muslims.
We had we had a thing called the Crusades.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Now, before we all start picking on the Muslims, this
is where it gets real tricky. In Michigan, it was
the Muslim vote that got Trump over the finish line.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yay.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
If it wasn't for Muslims voting for Donald Trump or
whatever the Green Party candidate's name was, nobody can remember. Yeah,
Donald Trump never would have won the state of Michigan.
He still would have won the presidency, but probably not
that state. And I gotta tell you, Muslims, we appreciate you.
That's why we're going to pick on you a little
less on this show going forward.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Starting tomorrow. Yeah it's too late today. Yeah it's too late.
We just did that whole thing a second ago. Yeah.
Time is the only one can save America. Kamala is
a soul, stupid Wolton and Johnson
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