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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Stop that. Never mind, it's gonna be one of those days.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, deep cleansing breath. Come on, it's it's Friday. We
can hold it together. One more day to the weekend.
We can do this.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
There's always moments when we're doing research for the show
and I think, Wow, we've really unraveled here why the
world is so awful? And then aha, and then you
peel back another layer of the onion and you you
fall out of your chair when you realize how bad
it is.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
There's more and it's worse.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Man, But we won't have Nancy Pelosi around much longer,
so you always fell back on that.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Is it just to cheer you up?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Kind of moment, You know, I want to enjoy that,
but kind of you're worried whoever replaces or could be worse,
could be way worse. We didn't think that was possible
with people like Pelosi and the mayor of Chicago, for example,
But then the mayor of Chicago got replaced somebody that
was worse.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
That's that's that's that's the best example. But I know
there's a few other videos well. The problems with vilifying
or being skeptical of these old school Democrats. Is that
to do that? You really got to ignore how bad
the new school Democrats? Oh yeah, there's a song about it.
(01:23):
I don't know if you're familiar with it. It's called
take this job and Shove it by Johnny Paycheck.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Let's call we won't get fooled again by the who?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But will we? Here? Is the new boss same as
the old boss? Bro?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Do you really think that getting rid of this rich, old,
geriatric wine box drinking West Coast crony and replacing her
with a guy named HACKEM Jefferies is somehow going.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
To be better? You know?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You know who would be great to run the Democrat Party?
I know, Pelosi, she's old news. What if we had
a guy that was like TIMU Obama, more Muslim, more sketchy, more.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Friendly with the Muslims?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, yeah, well it's I guess that's a New York
City at least thinks this is Muslim protection, because now
what city is safer from a Muslim attack? The New
York City? Well, we're not gonna attack. We got our
people there, We're not going to attack them. Let's go
attack somebody else.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I almost wish that I didn't learn when. I just
learned a few minutes ago, right before we went on
the air. I don't remember how long it was because
it never really mattered, but months ago, maybe last year,
I don't remember when it was we learned about this
seemingly mundane although concerning news story. If you're a Catholic
about a pop star named Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
This gets a little You may want to make a
little map or right, you know, sketch it out on
the wall, draw yourself a picture at home. This gets tricky. Okay,
so pop star Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Sabrina Carpenter is a little bitty blonde girl. She recently
put out an album where she's getting walked like a dog,
and you know whatever. Pop stars have always been kind
of horror shoe cares. But she did something kind of
controversial a little while back, and she had been around
for very long. She filmed a music video in a
Catholic church in Brooklyn, and a very sexual one too,
(03:20):
is for a song called Light as a Feather.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh I'm sorry that.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Has like some radio stiction's name at the beginning of
any there. Okay, So Sabrina Carpenter is this girl who
dresses up like a little slot, wears lingerie on.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Stage, does typical female singer.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Pretends that her microphone is a man's body part and
does things on stage with that, and so she films
this music video and a Catholic church outrage ensues. People
call for an investigation. The leader of the Catholic church
in that area is a guy named Monsieur Gentiliano Gagantiallo.
It doesn't matter, I'm Italian guy in brook. He admits
(03:59):
that he did something wrong, and so a federal probe
is already being conducted on Mayor Adams. But they find
a connection Eric Adams in New York City between that
guy and this guy involving money things like that, and
so the federal government starts to investigate this and it
becomes a big news story.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
This becomes the.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Inspirations supposedly for Zorhan mom Donnie to run for mayor.
The outrage over Eric Adams causes a local, seemingly unknown
Muslim Marxist state representative to decide to run for New
York City mayor. Gen Z gets seduced by all his
promises of free stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
He skates into victory. So in a way.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Weirdly enough, Sabrina Carpenter filming a slutty music video in
a Catholic church.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Turned to America Islamic.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
The fact that a slutty pop star parading around in
a Catholic church caused a domino af effect, resulting in
New York City electing an inexperienced Muslim Marxist who takes
selfies with World Trade Center terrorist co conspirators, and.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
They seem to be fine with it. This is like
something out of the Book of Revelation.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I mean, what I would pull you. It was revealed
to you, was it not.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I was reading, Yes, I was reading all of this
on my phone this morning as I was walking Milton
and I and I was disgusted by what I read
on my phone. And you know, in this article and
Entertainment Weekly and different reports from New York City news outlets.
And I look up in Milton's squatting down and taking
a duchy, and I go, how appropriate should have slipped
your phone under there?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Danson and Ponies and getting my snooch pounded on.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Friday nights Walton and Johnson Radio Network. I know, take
take two. Kenny's all worked up. He's a he's in
a frenzy over there.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Take a minute. I don't care if Halloween is over.
I saw a werewolf on the streets of London and
his hair was perfect.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Love it. That's the best line.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
There are some great lines in classic rock, but that
and his hair was perfect, so you gotta love it.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Trader vix. We're getting a pinacolata Trader Vix. Right, Oh yeah,
we are.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Good morning, kiddos. You came to the right place. You're
pissed off. We're pissed off too. You're excited about the weekend, Well, yeah,
we're indifferent about it.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm a little more excited, I guess than you are. Yeah,
I mean, I don't I'm much going on this weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You get some exciting plans this weekend sounds like for
I overheard you telling somebody that that video you made
in the park, which has been passed around quite a bit,
has gotten you some national attention.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yesterday we debuted that video and since then it's been
viewed millions of times, and I've been yesterday afternoon they
played it on Info Wars, one of my favorite bizarre
news outlets.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
They're as bizarre as us.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
If you have not seen the video or have no
idea what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That video is still available where on my social media accounts.
Kenny Webster is my name. You can follow me on
x or Instagram or book face or the Tube of Views,
and or you can watch info Wars they put. I
had a lot of people contact me over the last
twenty four hours because people are really mad about Marxism
and and I'm very good at expressing my outrage to
(07:25):
Marxists in the park when they're interrupting my workout.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
As a young couple I talked to yesterday told me
they had watched it as well. So Kenny just don't
give a does he? Oh you just noticing that, huh?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
And in care a big crowd of people formed around me.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
There were some great moments as Kenney battled Communism, outmanned
but not out gunned.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I will tell you right now, someday this mole five
of them.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
There were five or five of them, and they accused
you of being a bully. At the end of the
I was like, oh, that's the best.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
They stop to me. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
They surrounded you, they're all yelling at you, and then
you speak a little truth to them and hurt their
sad feelings and.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You are being a bully. It was brilliant. It was
it was just they were. They were brilliant. I was.
I was average.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
If I feel I don't, I will tell you, Steve,
And I know you know this as well as I do.
Just someday this mouth's gonna get me killed. Oh yeah,
go ahead and bookmark this episode of the podcast kids,
because someday you could play that SoundBite on the air
and you'll be like, man, we're really gonna miss his
penis jokes about hunter byde isn't it?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Boy? That guy could really sling them right. Tell us
how you feel about Patrick Mahomes brother.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Sometime I don't care for Jackson Mahomes, but you know
it doesn't affect my life. Someone was just early this morning,
I got up early and I was writing some spicy
tweets about some Republican primary candidates who I think are
scam artists. And uh and and this actually Coen signed
with a thing that happened on the show yesterday morning.
We had pointed out a lot of people think Erica
(09:01):
Kirk's sadness is inauthentic, and I don't agree with those people.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I don't either, and I don't get where that's coming from.
Even I mean, I don't see what they're seeing. If
they're basing it on her actions or her activities, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
So we start sarcastically.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yesterday morning, pretended to be one of those people, and
someone got mad about it. We were like, oh, now
people are going to say she's dating Jesse Waters, and.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Was pretty clear that we were being very sarcastic, exaggerating
the sarcasm for your benefit.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I don't have a problem with Erica Kirk. I don't.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
In fact, I think it's sad what happened to her.
I hope she has a great life. I hope she
carries the torch for her husband's business or the nonprofit
that they do. But somebody this morning point in the
comment section one of my posts, was saying, yeah, these
inauthentic candidates like Erica Kirk's like, she's not running for anything. Okay,
let's pretend hypothetically she is inauthentic, which is hard to believe.
(09:58):
Her husband just got murdered. I think her sadness is real,
her alleged and authenticity, which I don't believe exists doesn't
affect you.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You don't. She's not running for political power, not at all.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Just if you don't think Turning Point USA is future
is in good hands with Erica Kirk.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Just don't be a part of it. I don't. I
don't know what to tell.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
You if you weren't already, how does that affect you?
To bother you in any way? Just just keep doing
what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
But Jackson Mahomes, he's truly the what was Jimmy Carter's
brother's name, Billy bush Bear.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, he's that. He's like, he's the Billy Carter of football.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
What is it about? What did his brother do?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh? He's a dimmy sexually assault a woman or something.
He got into some trouble, didn't he.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
A lot of people have been accused of these things.
I'm not sure whether that has ever been proven in
a court of law or not.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
But he's involved in a controversy now with Taylor Swift.
Is that what his gesture toward Kayla Nicole May upset
Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Hm anyway, Apparently he did something to upset the Swifties.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh so I guess he's not all bad. Yeah, I
guess not. Taylor Swift in the news this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
But it's not the biggest story is the Kim Kardashian
breaking news.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I mean, this is upset America.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't care what side of the left or right
you're on, or how far you go, you still have
to care about Kim Kardashian if you're a good American.
She recently revealed she is said to become a fully
qualified lawyer this month after getting results of her bar exam.
She's also alleged she is receiving terrifying threats while preparing
(11:37):
for the test. A jailed convict says Kim has put
a hit out on her life.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Dun, dun, dumb. Could you hear it in your head? Oh? Yeah,
I could hear it.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, here's another great headline to coincide with that. Kim
Kardashian blames failing her long exam on studying with chat GPTE.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Okay, I guess she How many times has she taken it?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
More than one? I think someone explained this to me
in California. There's a thing where you can become You're
not really a lawyer, you're lawyer issue because she didn't
really she didn't do law school the normal way.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
There's like a they have a thing there.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It's sort of you're not you're more than a paralegal,
but you're not really a lawyer. And that's what she did.
And I don't understand it. But I don't live in California.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
And again, I don't think it affects our life, does it,
not even a little bit, not unless you really needed
a lawyer with a great ass.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Here's a problem so far, and I have nothing but
sympathy for these people who are affected by the government shutdown.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
By the way, I don't tell anybody to think that
our current lawyer doesn't have a great ass.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I think his ass is fine.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
So you know that was not an insult but directed
at mister Eckstein.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Oh yeah, I almost exclusively get like to hire lawyers
with great asses, just because I know if they're on
the staremaster, they're going to work hard for me. Absolutely,
it's not even sexual.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Well, he's so happy. End of the week, end of
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