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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thirty two feet and eight little tails? Who's singing about
the reindeer?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
No way, how do you figure that one out?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Well, you know, it's Christmas time dashing through the sky.
Just easy math there, that's gene autry. That's a gene
Autry Christmas bubb. I've never heard that.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I've heard of him, but he's really really, you know,
like a long time ago, a different couple of centuries back.
Probably what's new to me? Yeah? New to you, kid?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah? All right, So we got a lot going on.
We're going to Florida in just a minute. Stick around
for that. That's coming up real soon. We have some
good news for you, Kenny. Oh, I can't wait to
find out.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I know you're gonna be excited to hear about this.
Amy Schumer is about to be available. And here you
are single, and you have so much in common, and
it's just it looks like it's all working out, kids together.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
As you know, I'm not single. I'm dating a cop
and well and that's still happening.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So has she put the handcuffs on you?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It doesn't matter what we do now. But well, on
the topic of why is she single? Her husband's leaving her?
Why do you want to bring that up.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, no, that's the fact that she's going to be available,
and you know you haven't committed one hundred percent. Yeah,
you haven't bought a ring or anything for the cop
So you don't know, not that I know, you don't
know what i've you would have said, you can't keep secrets.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
We know that she has lost a lot of weight,
Amy Schumer, I mean not.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The Oh okay, yeah, so she and her husband have
they're a strange they're separated, they're getting a divorced. She
had a kid. Uh you remember train Wreck, the movie
she was in. H I do kind of remember it.
She was on fire right then. Everybody was like, oh
my god, she's so funny, and she was in the
movie and.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You know, oh that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, then she had a kid right after the movie
came out, and she turned down a lot of rolls
for the last ten years or so because she was
being a mom. Well apparently, uh, and sometimes I'm assuming
this happens. One parent or the other becomes such an
involved parent with the new child that they forget to
uh take care of their spouse as well, you know,
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to continue to be a good wife or husband and
that's kind of what they're suggesting went on with Amy.
She was so you know, just devoted to motherhood and
she just kind of like let her marriage drift away.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You know, Billy ed, we all pick on you and
Praleen and stuff, But to your credit, you two have
been together a long time. You never I never hear
you even talk about divorce? Is the secret to longevity
in a marriage? To put your spouse before the kids?
Is that? I do a lot of people make that
mistake here, A lot.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Of people make that mistake. You put the kids ahead
of their Now the husband and the wife, see they're
they're like the foundation. And you start tearing up that
foundation or ignoring it if it's showing, you know, signs
of wear and tear. Pretty soon the whole line comes
crumbling down.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well that's great. What are some things you do to
keep the fire alive in the uh the oven of
romance in your marriage?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Billy, Well, I think mean mean Praleene, we uh set
the rules out long time ago. I think she knows,
you know, who's who's in charge, who's the boss, And
it's important to set that up now. You know, you've
got to have a good co pilot with you, and
that's important and that's where the other half comes in.
But it's important to know and set that up straight up.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
And who's the co pilot you Obviously she's in charge. Yeah,
no kidding. And here's what you do.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
And you've probably seen it on a T shirt on
Bourbon Street or somewhere. It's like a secret to a
happy marriage is let your wife think she's in charge.
And then of course the other secret is, you know,
let her be in charge.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And then you're good to go and next thing you know,
you got a longevity.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And also you both have to have separate interests outside
of just each other. I think that's important that you
don't change your life or just become the other person's partner.
You're still an individual and whatever your your interests, your likes, dislikes,
the hobbies, whatever, whatever made you you, you need to
keep that person alive. Otherwise the person that married you
(04:01):
is going to look up when they go, well, you're
you're not who I fell in love with.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, you probably read that in Vogue because you've never
been married, so how would you know.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And I don't want to be married. I have been,
I have been proposed to a number of times. But
I'm not here to brag about that. I'm just here
to say I probably broke some hearts along the way.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, I've been wondering about that while we've been here
at this ski resort in the afternoons. I don't see
you hanging around with us at the lodge. Where have
you been the whole time? I have other thing. We've
been up here.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We've been doing the same thing for what nineteen twenty
one for This is our seventh season of being up here.
So I have friends that I've known for quite a while.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
But yeah, but the people that work here are pretty young,
mister Kenna.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, and they come and go. It's it's hard to
make friends.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's kind of like puppies. You know, you've fallen in
love with a sweet little puppy and then you find out, well,
we gave them away. The people that come to ski resorces,
you know, are not real consistent and they leave at
the end of the season and you don't see them
for like nine months.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, it's not a career general, all right. Well, all
that being said, speaking of cold weather, Senator John Kennedy
was on the floor of the Senate last week reading
internal memos from the Minnesota Attorney General's office. Now, this
information he's sharing relaying to us did not come from
some right wing zelead or whatever. Isn't the attorney general
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in Minnesota, that Muslim guy what's his name?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Anyway, they openly say they do not stop Somali immigrant
fraud because Democrats would lose votes.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Cheating our futures. Went to the state and said, if
you stop giving us this money, we're gonna call you
racist and we're gonna sue you.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And you don't want to be in the news.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Now here's what.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
And you said, well, why didn't the employees do something?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
They did.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
They told the people higher up, the people with the
flags in their office, and.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You know what, they did nothing. You know what, Well,
here's what the legislative offered.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
He said that the threat of litigation and the negative
press affected how the state politicians used their regulatory Powell,
and here's what a fraud investigator in the Attorney General's
office set She said, there is a perception that I'm
quoting now that forcefully tackling this issue would cause political
backlash from the Somali community.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You know, it's interesting. The whole time this has been
going on, I haven't even thought about the fact that
the Minnesota Attorney General is Keith Ellison, the first ever
Muslim lawmaker in Congress, went on to become the attorney
general of his state. And weren't we all very suspicious
of him for being a little too friendly with Sharia
years ago?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yes, we were. We put the warnings out and told
Americans that this is not the way to go. But
it turns out a lot of Americans aren't the ones
who voted these people in. They've got a community down
there that was artificially created by Barack Hussein Obama. Sorry
to remind you of those dark days.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well in dark days, yes, I get yeah, yeah, probably
not dark days.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
We get it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, it's not that funny, billy. Yet I'm with mister, Oh,
that was racist. You should apologize anyway. The Minnesota Attorney
General doesn't seem to care that much at all about
the Somali fraud going on, billions of dollars in fraud
being sent to terror groups overseas. He's more concerned about
what Ice is up to right now, and I mean immigration,
customs enforcement, not the weather in Minnesota, or and not
Ice is No, he certainly doesn't care about that. No,
(07:32):
what Ice is up to? I get yeah, it sounds
like Ice. It did kind of sound like, yeah, that
was unintentional.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
What they're doing at ICE. Well, I do know that
a lot of people involved in this. I'm not involved
in the fraud, but involved in the investigation. They're starting
to say, now, the fraud was so rampant, it was
so much money, we better stop talking about who's done
what and start seeing some actual indictments coming out pretty soon.
(07:59):
Or what is the point of even noticing?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well, if it doesn't happen at Pam Bondi's office, if
it doesn't happen with Cash Pattel, who else is gonna
do it? That's right, Keith Ellison's not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, No, it's gonna have to be somebody working for
Trump right now, and they're gonna have to get their
their stuff together, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
The Attorney General in Minnesota's priorities are totally broken in
one hand right now. He's telling everybody it's not up
to the sheriffs in the state to decide what happens
with immigration Customs Enforcement law enforcement doesn't get to decide
if they work with ICE. That's up to the county commissioners.
And then in the other hand, here's this headline, Minnesota
Attorney general's legal opinion could threaten some county agreements with ICE.
(08:39):
Oh so it's not up to the county commissioner.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well guess not.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And by the way, why would it be up to
any of them. We're talking about municipal government leaders. A
local government leader doesn't get to decide what the immigration
laws are. That's determined totally on the federal level. I
would imagine if Biden was in office, nobody on the
left would be saying otherwise. Yeah, of course we get
to have open borders. That's not up to the state
of Texas to decide if we secure the border. Remember that,
(09:04):
Remember I do remember that. Remember that's not up to
some sheriff and some border community to decide if illegals
can walk over the border without green cards and visas.
That's up to Joe Biden's administration. And he's okay with
him coming into the country.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, that'll be fine, don't worry or everybody. We need
the we need the new folk coming in. That's what
we need.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Boy, if it wasn't for inconsistency in principles, they wouldn't
have any principles at all. With that, isn't that the truth?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Sand with a logshot to my net, I have a
nasty plan for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
In lot.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I got fruit checkpoint, but not through checkpoint.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's when I got shot in it. Asked by the
US Wilton and Johnson Radio network, You're.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Like, I want no whether there's rum in it.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'll just have the room, thank you. What kind of
room is it?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Our buddy from Higgins Folk Room Company made me some
naug recently from scratch that contained his rum and it
was real good.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Well, of course because it had Higgins boat rum, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah? Higgins Boatrum dot Com. Get you some.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
It's weird to wake up here broadcasting back to the WALTA.
Johnson You know, general listening area around the Gulf coast
in the south, and it's almost as cold in the
northern areas of our listening area as it is up
here on the mountain peaks of the San Juans in
southwest Colorados. It's right at freezing or below just north
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of Houston. And here we are in Durango, it's thirty
one degrees right now, same temperatures in Grimes County.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Boy, I'm glad I brought my planes in before I
left for this trip.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, they would suffer. But how many plants do you
have when you have to bring them in? Is it
for three?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh, you have to make two trips? Yeah, well big plants.
But Brown University wear at again to cut Is that right? Yeah?
That guy can't keep up with where all these things are.
But it's all in that upper Northeast area. No, I'm sorry.
Brown is in Rhode Island. I'm sorry about what I
was thinking.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I don't like correct. Well, the Connecticut Senator was he's
the one at Maladolf. Yeah, that's the Yeah, sorry, I
got the two kids. They're all such tiny little states.
They could all be one state, really, and it still
wouldn't matter that much. It wouldn't matter at all.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's the most important part of the country, as you
know that.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
The hundreds of Rhode Islands in Texas.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
At least, what I noticed was they got a ton
of snow, and we're out here in snow country in
the mountains where people should be skiing, and we're begging
for some snow, come on snow.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, that is kind of annoying, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well, we got enough to ski on though, you know,
didn't Johnson find the the entire mountain village here?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
He did most of the most of them.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I got to bring that up.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
There's not a ton of snow on the mountain right now,
but I have.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That just a knack. I think it is to find
the deepest snow and then to fall over into it.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, Steve fell into a I guess it was like
a I don't know what you'd call a ditch full
of snow. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, any skied off the road. I saw a nice
patch of powder, which you don't see up here right
now very often because it hadn't snowed much. And I thought, well,
look powder. So I steered off of the main trail,
hit that powder, and boom, immediately fell over, fell down
into the earth and nothing was showing but my head
from the chin up and my left arm. That was
all it was out. And of course, like I usually
(12:42):
do when I fall, it's right underneath the lift right that.
I'm providing quality entertainment for those of you who are
riding up.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
And then when he was done and he climbed out
of it, snowboarders started using the hole that he left
as a jump.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
That's fun. They were very excited about. Like a bear
had come out to hibernight. We revisited the site later.
It looked like a bear dug his way out of
a cave.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
But to any of you that are worried that we're
not working enough, fear not, kids, we will actually be
back by this weekend because on Saturday night there is
a comedy show, a Walton and Johnson themed comedy show
will be taking place at the Docy Doe up in
the Woodlands. So that's gonna be a lot of fun.
You'll go have a bunch of good Muslim jokes, are
you probably?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It's actually isn't it a relationship related?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
It's a Christmas themed couple's therapy. I don't see how
the Muslim jokes would fit into I'll find a way, Oh,
I know you, Yeah, I'm sure I will. It'll be awkward,
which is sometimes the funniest part. If you want to
join us this Saturday night at the Docy Dough that's Saturday,
December twentieth. Me and Jesse Peyton ad Hodge will be there,
a whole bunch of funny comics. We're gonna be roasting
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married couples on stage. You don't have to be married
to go to this. In fact, bachelorettes and single people
you're obviously all encouraged as well. You can find a
link to the tickets on any of the Walton and
john Since social media accounts or the Kenny Webster social
media account.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Now, a lot of people of email want to know
will that police lady go friend be there? Since y'all
do in relations stuff and y'all got a relationship going on,
maybe she'll be there, will be able to meet her,
bring her on stage and ask your questions.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
There will be a lot of people in law enforcement
at the event on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Some protecting the comedians because things get a little rowdy occasionally.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It's true. Yeah, it's a fun it's a fun com
it's a fun venue. The Docy Dough in the Woodlands
And no.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Firm answer yet on whether she will make an appearance it.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
She'll probably be there, but a whole bunch of her
friends from the law enforcement community will be there as well,
so good to know. Yeah, a lot of cops will
act right, Okay, yeah, but they're gonna be drinking and
having fun too. Well, not all of them. Some of
them are working. But anyway, that doesn't matter. This Saturday
night at the Docy Dough, it's going to be a blast.
It's going to be a Christmas themed couple's comedy show.
Single people are encouraged, obviously, it's going to be all
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about love and romance Christmas and you know it's gonna
be a couple hours of great entertainment. I promise you
will love it.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Now, as far as broadcasting here from the Mountains and
the Rocky Mountain Studio of the Walton Johnson Show, many
people want to complain, as there's always some you know,
some complainers. But then some people like William here wrote,
I love when you guys do the shows from Colorado.
Thank you for doing them. We know that y'all don't
have to, and I think they are very special. We're
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working on our vacation. But you know, some people don't
appreciate he said. Here's a picture of my wife and
I in but Goosa Springs, which is just that way.
I think, sure, yeah, that's around here, right.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
They were just.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Here at Thanksgiving and Look, there was just about the
same amount.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Of snow then, bro, Dude, that guy looks like he's
a linebacker for the Saints.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Dude, here's jacked right. Absolutely, his neck is as big
a round as her his wife's waist.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I would not want to get in a fight with
that guy, No, you do not. That seems like a
terrible Luckily, he loves the show, so why would you
fight him. I just mean to say, he looks like
a badass.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's a big guy, Okay, just making sure most of
our listeners are like that.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Men.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
The men are men, the women are women. Absolutely, not always,
but usually that's the case, and we're grateful for all
of them. Hey, speaking of people from our listening audience,
Senator John Kennedy and Jasmine Crockett. Oh boy, yeah, John
Kennedy from Louisiana, Jasmine Crockett from the Metroplex. As you know,
John Kennedy has some thoughts on Jasmine Crockett running for
(16:28):
senate in the state of Texas right now, and it's
quite colorful.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
She's done, Senator?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Is she done? Is she cooked? Is this going to happen?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
What do you think? Well, look, the Congress, this is
a mirror or as you know, we all have the
right to express our opinion. You're not free if you
can't say what you think. And the congresswoman has the
right to her opinion, but I have the right to mind.
And somebody needs to tell the congresswoman it'll be in
her best interest. I need to tell her that the
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voices in her head are not real. Yea, she is
wrong on every single issue. The people of Texas will
never embrace her message. I don't know why she's doing this,
but you know you have the right in America to
do dumb things if you want to. And she she
will be leaving Congress, and as far as the other
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thirty folks that are leaving Congress, look, I get it.
I don't want anybody to be in Congress.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
He doesn't want to be here. Huh uh.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Because the stuff working for the American people, you got
to give it a hundred and ten percent. So people
are unhappy. You know, don't let the door hit them
in the butt on the way out.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I think you're supposed to say, don't let the door
hit you where the good Lord split you.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
You know what Billy had. You're sometimes you're better at
being John Kennedy than John Kennedy.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Well, it ain't a competition or nothing, but you know,
we both had a lot of years of practice. I
think you know, he's got his ways. I got mine.
It is interesting to though that this Crockett gal. Yeah,
like you said, probably we hope to stand a chance
in hill of winning in Texas. But what this does
is it raises her national profile, and she does have
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a chance of winning a national race sadly because you know,
all the other states and all the other crazies get
to vote.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Then yeah, well we'll see what happens in a couple.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Of years time. She is exing for you'll vote.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
She's axing for your vote. According to Babylon Bee. By
the way, I want to point something out here, Senator
John Kennedy, he is a fun way of explaining things.
He doesn't always have a fun way of voting. John
Kennedy is one of the Republican senators who is being
blamed right now for the importation of an excessive amount
of Afghan refugees without the proper vetting. He give me
Muslims right, yes. And on that note, John Cornyn, the
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Senator of the state of Texas, has been very busy
lately instructing his staff members to scrub his website old
press releases about things like Afghan refugees, and his thoughts
on the twenty twenty election and what he thought of
Donald Trump a few years ago when Donald Trump was
briefly unpopular with people on the right or so he thought. Yeah,
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and yeah, that's amazing too, because Wow, opinions may change
about things, the facts never do.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
No, they do not. And here's a rundown of the
facts from the past weekend, in the last couple of days.
And we would say twenty four hours, but we don't
know because Australia is involved and nobody knows when or
where things are in Australia. Islamic jihadists have killed three
Americans in Syria. Wow, shot over twenty students at Brown
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University and killed twelve Jews celebrating Hanukut in Australia.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Are we sure an Islamic extremists did it at Brown University?
How do we know that?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
That's what they're saying, that's what the report, and they said,
so much for the religion of peace. That's what's going on.
Did you guys pay attention back in August when they
had a large scale procession. I guess that's the only
word for it for a Muslim holiday called arba En, Right,
(19:59):
I know about this le's go on. So in dear Bornistan, Michigan,
back in August, they had over forty thousand Muslims shite
Muslims parading through the streets ending the forty days of
mourning for the death of Blah Blah Blah, the grandson
of Mohammad. You know, it was all the reason for that.
And I gotta tell you every politician in Dearborn in
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Michigan and all the people the leadership there, the police
were blocking streets and it was just a great, big,
giant warning. I think for the rest of us. It's
just how much power is concentrated in that group.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Now, So those were those were sites then, huh oh, yeah,
they peacefully marched.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
So those can turn unpeaceful real fast.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
So I guess it's not true what they say it's
always sunny in Dearborn, Michigan.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It's not always soony there. The night's the last night
of Hanukah. Will you be my hebro Walton and Johnson
Radio Network
Thirty two feet and eight little tails? Who's singing about
the reindeer?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
No way, how do you figure that one out?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Well, you know, it's Christmas time dashing through the sky.
Just easy math there, that's gene autry. That's a gene
Autry Christmas bubb. I've never heard that.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I've heard of him, but he's really really, you know,
like a long time ago, a different couple of centuries back.
Probably what's new to me? Yeah? New to you, kid?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah? All right, So we got a lot going on.
We're going to Florida in just a minute. Stick around
for that. That's coming up real soon. We have some
good news for you, Kenny. Oh, I can't wait to
find out.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I know you're gonna be excited to hear about this.
Amy Schumer is about to be available. And here you
are single, and you have so much in common, and
it's just it looks like it's all working out, kids together.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
As you know, I'm not single. I'm dating a cop
and well and that's still happening.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So has she put the handcuffs on you?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It doesn't matter what we do now. But well, on
the topic of why is she single? Her husband's leaving her?
Why do you want to bring that up.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, no, that's the fact that she's going to be available,
and you know you haven't committed one hundred percent. Yeah,
you haven't bought a ring or anything for the cop
So you don't know, not that I know, you don't
know what i've you would have said, you can't keep secrets.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
We know that she has lost a lot of weight,
Amy Schumer, I mean not.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The Oh okay, yeah, so she and her husband have
they're a strange they're separated, they're getting a divorced. She
had a kid. Uh you remember train Wreck, the movie
she was in. H I do kind of remember it.
She was on fire right then. Everybody was like, oh
my god, she's so funny, and she was in the
movie and.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You know, oh that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, then she had a kid right after the movie
came out, and she turned down a lot of rolls
for the last ten years or so because she was
being a mom. Well apparently, uh, and sometimes I'm assuming
this happens. One parent or the other becomes such an
involved parent with the new child that they forget to
uh take care of their spouse as well, you know,
(02:04):
to continue to be a good wife or husband and
that's kind of what they're suggesting went on with Amy.
She was so you know, just devoted to motherhood and
she just kind of like let her marriage drift away.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You know, Billy ed, we all pick on you and
Praleen and stuff, But to your credit, you two have
been together a long time. You never I never hear
you even talk about divorce? Is the secret to longevity
in a marriage? To put your spouse before the kids?
Is that? I do a lot of people make that
mistake here, A lot.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Of people make that mistake. You put the kids ahead
of their Now the husband and the wife, see they're
they're like the foundation. And you start tearing up that
foundation or ignoring it if it's showing, you know, signs
of wear and tear. Pretty soon the whole line comes
crumbling down.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well that's great. What are some things you do to
keep the fire alive in the uh the oven of
romance in your marriage?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Billy, Well, I think mean mean Praleene, we uh set
the rules out long time ago. I think she knows,
you know, who's who's in charge, who's the boss, And
it's important to set that up now. You know, you've
got to have a good co pilot with you, and
that's important and that's where the other half comes in.
But it's important to know and set that up straight up.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
And who's the co pilot you Obviously she's in charge. Yeah,
no kidding. And here's what you do.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
And you've probably seen it on a T shirt on
Bourbon Street or somewhere. It's like a secret to a
happy marriage is let your wife think she's in charge.
And then of course the other secret is, you know,
let her be in charge.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And then you're good to go and next thing you know,
you got a longevity.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And also you both have to have separate interests outside
of just each other. I think that's important that you
don't change your life or just become the other person's partner.
You're still an individual and whatever your your interests, your likes, dislikes,
the hobbies, whatever, whatever made you you, you need to
keep that person alive. Otherwise the person that married you
(04:01):
is going to look up when they go, well, you're
you're not who I fell in love with.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, you probably read that in Vogue because you've never
been married, so how would you know.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And I don't want to be married. I have been,
I have been proposed to a number of times. But
I'm not here to brag about that. I'm just here
to say I probably broke some hearts along the way.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, I've been wondering about that while we've been here
at this ski resort in the afternoons. I don't see
you hanging around with us at the lodge. Where have
you been the whole time? I have other thing. We've
been up here.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We've been doing the same thing for what nineteen twenty
one for This is our seventh season of being up here.
So I have friends that I've known for quite a while.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
But yeah, but the people that work here are pretty young,
mister Kenna.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, and they come and go. It's it's hard to
make friends.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's kind of like puppies. You know, you've fallen in
love with a sweet little puppy and then you find out, well,
we gave them away. The people that come to ski resorces,
you know, are not real consistent and they leave at
the end of the season and you don't see them
for like nine months.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, it's not a career general, all right. Well, all
that being said, speaking of cold weather, Senator John Kennedy
was on the floor of the Senate last week reading
internal memos from the Minnesota Attorney General's office. Now, this
information he's sharing relaying to us did not come from
some right wing zelead or whatever. Isn't the attorney general
(05:24):
in Minnesota, that Muslim guy what's his name?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Anyway, they openly say they do not stop Somali immigrant
fraud because Democrats would lose votes.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Cheating our futures. Went to the state and said, if
you stop giving us this money, we're gonna call you
racist and we're gonna sue you.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And you don't want to be in the news.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Now here's what.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
And you said, well, why didn't the employees do something?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
They did.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
They told the people higher up, the people with the
flags in their office, and.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You know what, they did nothing. You know what, Well,
here's what the legislative offered.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
He said that the threat of litigation and the negative
press affected how the state politicians used their regulatory Powell,
and here's what a fraud investigator in the Attorney General's
office set She said, there is a perception that I'm
quoting now that forcefully tackling this issue would cause political
backlash from the Somali community.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You know, it's interesting. The whole time this has been
going on, I haven't even thought about the fact that
the Minnesota Attorney General is Keith Ellison, the first ever
Muslim lawmaker in Congress, went on to become the attorney
general of his state. And weren't we all very suspicious
of him for being a little too friendly with Sharia
years ago?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yes, we were. We put the warnings out and told
Americans that this is not the way to go. But
it turns out a lot of Americans aren't the ones
who voted these people in. They've got a community down
there that was artificially created by Barack Hussein Obama. Sorry
to remind you of those dark days.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well in dark days, yes, I get yeah, yeah, probably
not dark days.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
We get it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, it's not that funny, billy. Yet I'm with mister, Oh,
that was racist. You should apologize anyway. The Minnesota Attorney
General doesn't seem to care that much at all about
the Somali fraud going on, billions of dollars in fraud
being sent to terror groups overseas. He's more concerned about
what Ice is up to right now, and I mean immigration,
customs enforcement, not the weather in Minnesota, or and not
Ice is No, he certainly doesn't care about that. No,
(07:32):
what Ice is up to? I get yeah, it sounds
like Ice. It did kind of sound like, yeah, that
was unintentional.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
What they're doing at ICE. Well, I do know that
a lot of people involved in this. I'm not involved
in the fraud, but involved in the investigation. They're starting
to say, now, the fraud was so rampant, it was
so much money, we better stop talking about who's done
what and start seeing some actual indictments coming out pretty soon.
(07:59):
Or what is the point of even noticing?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well, if it doesn't happen at Pam Bondi's office, if
it doesn't happen with Cash Pattel, who else is gonna
do it? That's right, Keith Ellison's not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, No, it's gonna have to be somebody working for
Trump right now, and they're gonna have to get their
their stuff together, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
The Attorney General in Minnesota's priorities are totally broken in
one hand right now. He's telling everybody it's not up
to the sheriffs in the state to decide what happens
with immigration Customs Enforcement law enforcement doesn't get to decide
if they work with ICE. That's up to the county commissioners.
And then in the other hand, here's this headline, Minnesota
Attorney general's legal opinion could threaten some county agreements with ICE.
(08:39):
Oh so it's not up to the county commissioner.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well guess not.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And by the way, why would it be up to
any of them. We're talking about municipal government leaders. A
local government leader doesn't get to decide what the immigration
laws are. That's determined totally on the federal level. I
would imagine if Biden was in office, nobody on the
left would be saying otherwise. Yeah, of course we get
to have open borders. That's not up to the state
of Texas to decide if we secure the border. Remember that,
(09:04):
Remember I do remember that. Remember that's not up to
some sheriff and some border community to decide if illegals
can walk over the border without green cards and visas.
That's up to Joe Biden's administration. And he's okay with
him coming into the country.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, that'll be fine, don't worry or everybody. We need
the we need the new folk coming in. That's what
we need.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Boy, if it wasn't for inconsistency in principles, they wouldn't
have any principles at all. With that, isn't that the truth?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Sand with a logshot to my net, I have a
nasty plan for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
In lot.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I got fruit checkpoint, but not through checkpoint.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's when I got shot in it. Asked by the
US Wilton and Johnson Radio network, You're.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Like, I want no whether there's rum in it.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'll just have the room, thank you. What kind of
room is it?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Our buddy from Higgins Folk Room Company made me some
naug recently from scratch that contained his rum and it
was real good.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Well, of course because it had Higgins boat rum, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah? Higgins Boatrum dot Com. Get you some.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
It's weird to wake up here broadcasting back to the WALTA.
Johnson You know, general listening area around the Gulf coast
in the south, and it's almost as cold in the
northern areas of our listening area as it is up
here on the mountain peaks of the San Juans in
southwest Colorados. It's right at freezing or below just north
(10:37):
of Houston. And here we are in Durango, it's thirty
one degrees right now, same temperatures in Grimes County.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Boy, I'm glad I brought my planes in before I
left for this trip.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, they would suffer. But how many plants do you
have when you have to bring them in? Is it
for three?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh, you have to make two trips? Yeah, well big plants.
But Brown University wear at again to cut Is that right? Yeah?
That guy can't keep up with where all these things are.
But it's all in that upper Northeast area. No, I'm sorry.
Brown is in Rhode Island. I'm sorry about what I
was thinking.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I don't like correct. Well, the Connecticut Senator was he's
the one at Maladolf. Yeah, that's the Yeah, sorry, I
got the two kids. They're all such tiny little states.
They could all be one state, really, and it still
wouldn't matter that much. It wouldn't matter at all.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's the most important part of the country, as you
know that.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
The hundreds of Rhode Islands in Texas.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
At least, what I noticed was they got a ton
of snow, and we're out here in snow country in
the mountains where people should be skiing, and we're begging
for some snow, come on snow.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, that is kind of annoying, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well, we got enough to ski on though, you know,
didn't Johnson find the the entire mountain village here?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
He did most of the most of them.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I got to bring that up.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
There's not a ton of snow on the mountain right now,
but I have.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That just a knack. I think it is to find
the deepest snow and then to fall over into it.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, Steve fell into a I guess it was like
a I don't know what you'd call a ditch full
of snow. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, any skied off the road. I saw a nice
patch of powder, which you don't see up here right
now very often because it hadn't snowed much. And I thought, well,
look powder. So I steered off of the main trail,
hit that powder, and boom, immediately fell over, fell down
into the earth and nothing was showing but my head
from the chin up and my left arm. That was
all it was out. And of course, like I usually
(12:42):
do when I fall, it's right underneath the lift right that.
I'm providing quality entertainment for those of you who are
riding up.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
And then when he was done and he climbed out
of it, snowboarders started using the hole that he left
as a jump.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
That's fun. They were very excited about. Like a bear
had come out to hibernight. We revisited the site later.
It looked like a bear dug his way out of
a cave.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
But to any of you that are worried that we're
not working enough, fear not, kids, we will actually be
back by this weekend because on Saturday night there is
a comedy show, a Walton and Johnson themed comedy show
will be taking place at the Docy Doe up in
the Woodlands. So that's gonna be a lot of fun.
You'll go have a bunch of good Muslim jokes, are
you probably?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It's actually isn't it a relationship related?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
It's a Christmas themed couple's therapy. I don't see how
the Muslim jokes would fit into I'll find a way, Oh,
I know you, Yeah, I'm sure I will. It'll be awkward,
which is sometimes the funniest part. If you want to
join us this Saturday night at the Docy Dough that's Saturday,
December twentieth. Me and Jesse Peyton ad Hodge will be there,
a whole bunch of funny comics. We're gonna be roasting
(13:49):
married couples on stage. You don't have to be married
to go to this. In fact, bachelorettes and single people
you're obviously all encouraged as well. You can find a
link to the tickets on any of the Walton and
john Since social media accounts or the Kenny Webster social
media account.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Now, a lot of people of email want to know
will that police lady go friend be there? Since y'all
do in relations stuff and y'all got a relationship going on,
maybe she'll be there, will be able to meet her,
bring her on stage and ask your questions.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
There will be a lot of people in law enforcement
at the event on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Some protecting the comedians because things get a little rowdy occasionally.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It's true. Yeah, it's a fun it's a fun com
it's a fun venue. The Docy Dough in the Woodlands
And no.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Firm answer yet on whether she will make an appearance it.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
She'll probably be there, but a whole bunch of her
friends from the law enforcement community will be there as well,
so good to know. Yeah, a lot of cops will
act right, Okay, yeah, but they're gonna be drinking and
having fun too. Well, not all of them. Some of
them are working. But anyway, that doesn't matter. This Saturday
night at the Docy Dough, it's going to be a blast.
It's going to be a Christmas themed couple's comedy show.
Single people are encouraged, obviously, it's going to be all
(14:58):
about love and romance Christmas and you know it's gonna
be a couple hours of great entertainment. I promise you
will love it.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Now, as far as broadcasting here from the Mountains and
the Rocky Mountain Studio of the Walton Johnson Show, many
people want to complain, as there's always some you know,
some complainers. But then some people like William here wrote,
I love when you guys do the shows from Colorado.
Thank you for doing them. We know that y'all don't
have to, and I think they are very special. We're
(15:28):
working on our vacation. But you know, some people don't
appreciate he said. Here's a picture of my wife and
I in but Goosa Springs, which is just that way.
I think, sure, yeah, that's around here, right.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
They were just.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Here at Thanksgiving and Look, there was just about the
same amount.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Of snow then, bro, Dude, that guy looks like he's
a linebacker for the Saints.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Dude, here's jacked right. Absolutely, his neck is as big
a round as her his wife's waist.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I would not want to get in a fight with
that guy, No, you do not. That seems like a
terrible Luckily, he loves the show, so why would you
fight him. I just mean to say, he looks like
a badass.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's a big guy, Okay, just making sure most of
our listeners are like that.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Men.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
The men are men, the women are women. Absolutely, not always,
but usually that's the case, and we're grateful for all
of them. Hey, speaking of people from our listening audience,
Senator John Kennedy and Jasmine Crockett. Oh boy, yeah, John
Kennedy from Louisiana, Jasmine Crockett from the Metroplex. As you know,
John Kennedy has some thoughts on Jasmine Crockett running for
(16:28):
senate in the state of Texas right now, and it's
quite colorful.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
She's done, Senator?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Is she done? Is she cooked? Is this going to happen?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
What do you think? Well, look, the Congress, this is
a mirror or as you know, we all have the
right to express our opinion. You're not free if you
can't say what you think. And the congresswoman has the
right to her opinion, but I have the right to mind.
And somebody needs to tell the congresswoman it'll be in
her best interest. I need to tell her that the
(16:56):
voices in her head are not real. Yea, she is
wrong on every single issue. The people of Texas will
never embrace her message. I don't know why she's doing this,
but you know you have the right in America to
do dumb things if you want to. And she she
will be leaving Congress, and as far as the other
(17:19):
thirty folks that are leaving Congress, look, I get it.
I don't want anybody to be in Congress.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
He doesn't want to be here. Huh uh.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Because the stuff working for the American people, you got
to give it a hundred and ten percent. So people
are unhappy. You know, don't let the door hit them
in the butt on the way out.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I think you're supposed to say, don't let the door
hit you where the good Lord split you.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
You know what Billy had. You're sometimes you're better at
being John Kennedy than John Kennedy.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Well, it ain't a competition or nothing, but you know,
we both had a lot of years of practice. I
think you know, he's got his ways. I got mine.
It is interesting to though that this Crockett gal. Yeah,
like you said, probably we hope to stand a chance
in hill of winning in Texas. But what this does
is it raises her national profile, and she does have
(18:07):
a chance of winning a national race sadly because you know,
all the other states and all the other crazies get
to vote.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Then yeah, well we'll see what happens in a couple.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Of years time. She is exing for you'll vote.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
She's axing for your vote. According to Babylon Bee. By
the way, I want to point something out here, Senator
John Kennedy, he is a fun way of explaining things.
He doesn't always have a fun way of voting. John
Kennedy is one of the Republican senators who is being
blamed right now for the importation of an excessive amount
of Afghan refugees without the proper vetting. He give me
Muslims right, yes. And on that note, John Cornyn, the
(18:41):
Senator of the state of Texas, has been very busy
lately instructing his staff members to scrub his website old
press releases about things like Afghan refugees, and his thoughts
on the twenty twenty election and what he thought of
Donald Trump a few years ago when Donald Trump was
briefly unpopular with people on the right or so he thought. Yeah,
(19:02):
and yeah, that's amazing too, because Wow, opinions may change
about things, the facts never do.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
No, they do not. And here's a rundown of the
facts from the past weekend, in the last couple of days.
And we would say twenty four hours, but we don't
know because Australia is involved and nobody knows when or
where things are in Australia. Islamic jihadists have killed three
Americans in Syria. Wow, shot over twenty students at Brown
(19:30):
University and killed twelve Jews celebrating Hanukut in Australia.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Are we sure an Islamic extremists did it at Brown University?
How do we know that?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
That's what they're saying, that's what the report, and they said,
so much for the religion of peace. That's what's going on.
Did you guys pay attention back in August when they
had a large scale procession. I guess that's the only
word for it for a Muslim holiday called arba En, Right,
(19:59):
I know about this le's go on. So in dear Bornistan, Michigan,
back in August, they had over forty thousand Muslims shite
Muslims parading through the streets ending the forty days of
mourning for the death of Blah Blah Blah, the grandson
of Mohammad. You know, it was all the reason for that.
And I gotta tell you every politician in Dearborn in
(20:25):
Michigan and all the people the leadership there, the police
were blocking streets and it was just a great, big,
giant warning. I think for the rest of us. It's
just how much power is concentrated in that group.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Now, So those were those were sites then, huh oh, yeah,
they peacefully marched.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
So those can turn unpeaceful real fast.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
So I guess it's not true what they say it's
always sunny in Dearborn, Michigan.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It's not always soony there. The night's the last night
of Hanukah. Will you be my hebro Walton and Johnson
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