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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming off in a little bit, Father greetous, Sorry, you
show you who will be joining us to explain how
they solack the new pope.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Boy, That could take a while. No, he's great. He
gets a little long in the tooth as they say. Yeah,
you know you're gonna love Father greetous.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Questions from the bleacher seats back here.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh, Billy had Hatfield People's champions here this one good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, we still hadn't got sued by the Rock yet. Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't think that we're important enough to show up
on his radar or not in his orbit. It's possible
as lawyers looked into it and decided these guys just
don't have any money.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What would be the point could be? Yeah, that's kind
of handy, ain't it. I've been preaching that message all
my life. You know, that money business. It's just gonna
cause you troubles, headaches. You asked me last week, Come on,
what if they gave you two billion dollars?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Really? What would I do with two billion dollars? You know?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Maybe I got a pretty good truck. I'm happy with it.
It don't break down much, you know, and buying a boat.
I don't care if you got two billion dollars, it's
still a headache. Better to have a friend with a boat.
I could have richer friends. I guess we've had two
billion dollars. But they're usually jerks, that's true, unless they
have boats, all right, then you're stuck on a boat
with a jerk.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You know that age old question billiy ed, would you
have gay sex for a million dollars?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And then if you say no, the next question becomes
a billion dollars no? And then if you say just no,
And then if you say no to that, and your
wife's in the room, she's gonna get mad at you.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, and at some point you're just negotiating a number. Now, yeah,
the question has been answered. No, I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
How do you get your wife to be mad that
you said no to gay sex? Have one of your
friends hypothetically ask if you do it for a billion dollars?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Wait, honey, that upsets you. You know they're not really
gonna pay me the money. Why is it so important
to you that I say yes to this weird, stupid question?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I ain't that the truth?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I know you get the pope thing going on, and
I do have questions about that. But if we don't
mention the San Jacinto day early on, so people are
gonna think we didn't know. And I'm probably already get
you know, check the emails. But it was eighteen thirty six,
big year in text you by the way, if you
didn't know, eighteen thirty six, the army of Sam Houston
(02:06):
defeated the army of you know, it's not a brown
and white thing. There were plenty of brown guys on
Sam Houston's side.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Asians too, Oh yeah, a lot of Asians yet.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, anyway, whooped up on old Santa Ana there right
out just just not far out our window we can
look over and see it. Yeah, well that and all
the factories and you know, the.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Chemical processing of plants over that way. But anyway, just.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
As sat Houston would have wanted it, Texas independence was
a huge on a run sant Ana back home to
Mexico where he should have stayed.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And one of my favorite parts of the story is
the part that probably isn't even really true. Emily Morgan.
The Yellow Rows of Texas. It's claimed that the way
they were able to distract Santa Anna and his men
was with a whoror well.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I think Santa Ana was kind of carrying her around
with him for a while. She kind of rode with
the group, you know, camp to camp. She was his
tent girl. Yeah, I've heard stories. You know, he was
up the up in the middle of all that when
they when they barged in the tent. She's going to
plow town. Yeah, but you know it could have been she.
You know, maybe she slipped a little something into his beans.
(03:23):
I don't know, but one way or another, he was
just plumb war out and when they got there, and
then they.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Got all these historians at the University of Texas, I'll
tell you Emily Morgan wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And it's like, all right, it's sit down, bro, that's
tell him kill her that up.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, there's no way, no way. She wrote a book.
That's like saying Amelia Arhardt flew a plane. I'm sure
a woman didn't fly a plane. Get over anyway, Probably not,
and probably women. That's better for you. We say she's
fake because that means a man crashed that plane.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Speaking of have you seen just how many people are
just jumping all over Katy Perry. I mean they selected
her even more so than Gail King. It's Katy Perry
is the one that they're all getting after. Sure, I mean,
I'm sure a lot of people have been on top
of her. That's probably how she got famous. Yeah, I
(04:16):
mean about this space flight. Oh I thought you met
something else i'd be yeah. Yeah, Well it is the
music industry.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She's now saying that she doesn't understand why people are
criticizing her, and well, you you made it look a
little bit like your ten minute trip up to space
is going to end war and cure cancers.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
A champion and a hero of the planet. Thank you, Katie.
The whole and bigger question did they really go? I mean,
it may got probably went up somewhere, came back down,
But that capsule that returned to the ground with its
parachutes pristinely white and clean, like it like it hadn't
(04:57):
even traveled at all. It looked brand new. Now they've
got other capsules that come back from space and they're
all charred up and just blackened, and not that one.
Those girls came out of it looking sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I hate to be the one to point this out,
but part of the reason why it's not all charred
up and blacked or whatever is it is, because I
don't think it really technically went into space. It didn't
go into the it didn't go into the ozone layer.
It went up and touched space, you know what I mean.
It's like it's like a guy saying he could slam dunk,
but really he just jumps up and taps the net. Right,
It's like, well, I mean, you jump pretty high for
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a guy that doesn't play basketball, but it's.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Not really that impressive when you do it like that. Bro.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I I guess if that's an accomplishment for women, maybe
we just let him have it because it shows how
sad women are.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
They don't have many accomplishments these days. Trans women see
how I said that?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Didn't Dudes playing pretend, putting on makeup and dresses and stuff.
They're they're beating women at being women right.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Ever since Caitlyn Jenner came along, they've been and beauty
pageants and getting women of the Year of the Large.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Year and the champions of high school and college and
Olympic events. Everything a woman thought she was doing, great,
trans woman steps up and goes even killing. Now there's
a gang of trans people out there, the trans women
who's serial killing. They are going after real live women
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because you know, some of them don't like the fact
that the trams are getting all the attention.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And some people might think, you know, that's like a
reverse plotline of every horror film you've ever seen, is
like a isn't it normally a trainee that murders women?
Like you know, Silence of the Lambs and that sort
of thing, or what was it Psycho? And yeah, some
of that And now as bad as that is, it
actually gets worse. Spill yet, what today we have learned
with that? With one of the.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Premiere leading all female.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Sports bars in America out on the West Coast, the
Portland area, I think a sports bar that featured nothing
but women's sports to women all the time has gone
out of business. No, No, for some reason, a sports
bar that only featured the WNBA and ladies golf and
what else is there, I don't know, couldn't make it.
(07:13):
There's not enough people going in and buying hard kombucha
and vegan chicken wings and whatever else they were selling.
I think, really it's probably our fault, so well, think
about it. Shouldn't it really be on the all male
sports bars to subsidize the female sports bar.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
They should have been probably pumping in probably twenty five
percent of any other profits and proceeds into the lady bar.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I would have liked to see that. In fact, I
think the government should step in.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Is it too late to save it?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Did they sell off all the equipment and shut her down?
Or could we reopen?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, they've already taken the tampon machine out of the
bathroom and.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Put it over into mensroom.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, they put it in the mensur Well, this is
Portland after all. You know, maybe the government could have
done more, given some grants or again, I'm telling you
this is men's fault, and I'm sure that's true.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It always is. Yeah, absolutely, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Men's fault that women didn't want to go to an
all female sports bar. What's wrong with you men? Why
didn't you make your wives go there? Come on, dude,
just to be more embarrassing, you be more stern with
your wife. It would have made it if not for
that damn massogyny. And anyway, so that's Jake.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Next time ask your wife if you can't be in
charge for a little while it's good for her, I mean,
if she'll allow it.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
A man in the Philippines was nailed to a cross
for the thirty sixth Easter, So another way to celebrate
Easter besides just hiding eggs.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm just saying, you know, he did that thirty six
years in a row or this was yeah, thirty six straight. Yeah,
he's done it before.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And you'd think after the first time that'd be a
pass on the next year.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, I'd think so too.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And I guess he broke the previous record for getting
hammered set by Johnny Depp.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Hey, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I had a bit of a rough weekend myself, but
we don't need to go to the details. But I
gotta tell you I woke up Saturday morning. I felt
like I'd been dead for three days and somebody just
woke me up.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Wow. Really, it's you don't want that? That unbelievable. Thank
God it's Monday again. Monday, Monday, Monday, Thy God, Gig.
I am Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
One of our favorite listeners. Uh, he's a Methodist, but
I love him anyway. Hill Billy Dale send me a
tweet on X I don't know what you call it
now that it's not called Twitter anymore. And he said
he does not approve of people asking who jd Vance
should visit next, And I agree that's not funny. Do
not joke about don't send jd Vance to visit people
you don't want it.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That's a good.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Question, though, I mean thinking ahead. You have to ponder
them kind of things over now. And yet where did
jd go after he visited, because he left the Pope
and apparently whatever he gave him was slow acting because
Pope got up, gave his Easter s feet, and then
went back and laid down.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And that all she wrote, Billy, Yeah, for the last time.
Jd Vance did not murder the Pope stopped telling people.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
All I said was that he visited him the day
before he died. You just said, whatever he gave him.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Whatever, you know, message that he gave him from the
president from America. I'm assuming he brought a message and
probably a gift when you bring a gift, if he
was going to go see the Pope.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, of course he brought brought him a glass of
kam butcha, yeah, I know, I don't know what it
is either. Yeah, you'd like to say it though, because
it's a talk about it a lot. It's like ketamine.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It's it's what cam Is it a drink?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
When you say camp Butcher or academyine, everybody looks at
you like, Wow, this guy is really cultured.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He's yeah, you know about all the cool hip drugs
the kids are all into.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I keep camp Butcha in the fridge next to my Kedemine.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
What about mushrooms? You take mushrooms a lot? New you
I hear about these things. I don't know. I've always
heard that you can't be can't be too careful around
mushrooms because some of them are poison you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You know what I saw this weekend that I never
seen before? Was it Titanic? No? I didn't want No,
I'm never gonna watch Titanic.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
No. You know, do you remember the first time you
saw commercial marijuana, like marijuana that was in a package
that said, you know, Indica, and then it told you
what the potency of Colorado? Yeah, it's like, oh, that's interesting.
I remember people selling that in a plastic baggie in
the parking a lot of an Iron Maiden concert. And
now you could pay for it with your debit card
or whatever. They now have commercial psychedelic mushrooms. And I
(11:27):
didn't do any this weekend, but somebody came up to
me after one of the comedy shows and asked me
if I wanted some. They had it in a bag
and they look like little gummies, and I never I
never seen that before, But I guess now in places
like the Bay Area in California, Colorado, you can buy that.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So what was it type like?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't know. I didn't take any. I really didn't. No, no,
not that it's beneath me, I know. I yeah, I assumed,
you know, I would. It's not that I wouldn't do it.
I just didn't do it because I was busy.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I don't think anybody would want to. We did a
comedy show this weekend in Hattiesburg in New Orleans, and
he did two comedy shows this week Yeah, we didn't three.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Technically.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
We went went into and did a cameo at a
place called Holland Wolf.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You ever heard of that? Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yes, hey, yeah, we dropped in on the Holland Wolf.
Is that after you were.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
At the other one? Yeah, okay, we.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Were at the comedy show in New Orleans at Southport Holland.
When we got done, the promoter said, hey, there's another
comedy show going on with people who are definitely not conservatives.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh, would you like to come and pop in.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
There's three of us, me, Chad, Prather and Jesse Like
with the three of you like to pop in and
do five or ten minutes each.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
And we thought, well, what are they like?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
They said they're very liberal and we said definitely, Yeah,
I gotta get that. So we went. We actually had
a great time over there. We had a lot of
fun Darney bar fights or anything. No, they were very
they were very diplomatic. They knew that we were different.
But generally, in the world of comedy, comedians will put
comedy before politics.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Not always, but anyway, bought about the audience, though they
don't generally do that.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Some of the people in the audience did not love us.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Jesse Payton made a joke about one of the black
ladies in the front row. He's like, I'm so glad
we got you back from Russia after you were arrested,
and they didn't. Nobody laughed except me and Chad were
in the back row cracking up like two kids in church,
making fart jokes during the sermon. We just could not
hold our We couldn't breathe, we were laughing so hard.
But back to your point about mushrooms for a minute.
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Isn't it interesting to think a long time ago, a
thousand years ago, somebody without any chemistry sets or any
other way to figure it out, went around and they said, hey,
is that food? Will it get you high? Or will
it kill you? And someone went around and figure that
out for us?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
How many people do you think like you like, I'm
just thinking caveman days, right, you know right where they're
just running around, just can we eat this?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And no lips ee, get Mikey to try it? Ug ty? Yeah?
And so how.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Many how many cavemen do you think died before they
figured out these mushrooms are bad? But these mushrooms are okay?
And then these make you act really silly, but then
you don't die.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Right exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So thock Rock and Grunt Smasher were sitting there looking
at the purple spotty ones and that's when clunk Clubber
came up and.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
He was like, meat, me eat mushroom, and and then
b wouldn't do that if it'll be okay, no.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Well exactly. One guy eats that, he's like, good, I'm
not hungry anymore. The next guy eats a different mushroom dies.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Somewhere along the way.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Somebody had to start making notes, I guess, or maybe
they just kept it all in their head so that
when the the cavemen from the other clan showed up
and they didn't know, you know, it was like, hey.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Eat a mushroom.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
These are good, and then you give them the poisoned
ones and then you know, you kill.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Them all right. You know, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
A group of cavemen is often referred to as a clan,
a tribe, or a horde, but you could also call
them a gaggle of grunters, a mob of clubbers, if
you will. Sure I never thought about it before, but
I think you're right. That is how historians, you know,
the archaeology anthropologists would would describe a group like you
have a gaggle of geese. Yep, what would we be
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called a motley crewe of to a Yeah, there's a mob.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
To describe a group of animals, I don't know, is
it penguins. Maybe it's penguins. They had that reputation, you know,
the mob of penguins. You know, what do they call them?
What is a group of owls called?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You know, not a murder, that's crows, A group of owls.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I think it's congress, is it. I thought that was
a group of pigs. C I don't know for sure.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
A group of owls is called a parliament?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You were close. I mean, what is a congress? It's
a group of animals.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I don't know. We're learning as we go here. Everybody
just hold on.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, we're doing it live on the This is great radio, right,
you know. Chad Prather, the very funny comedian who had
lined our comedy tour this weekend, said something fascinating to
me while we were out on the road. We were
talking about people in the media and how they are
able to create a news story and make it go viral,
and he said, it's it's interesting how talented people in
the media will go out and create a following, untalented
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people will go out and create an angry mobo. I know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
And he said that. It blew my mind.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I was like, wait, you're right, that's the entire business
model on MSNBC. I've never thought of it that way before.
That's exactly what they do. A congress is generally bab boons.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Should the ravens or crows?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I think it says here it's baboons or ravens, But
that's according to Grok, which kind of actually is the
AI program that sounds like the name of Kaman.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Crows and ravens I've heard for sure has been called
a congress.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I heard you struggling with it, so I thought i'd
just pop in if you don't mind. A group of
crows is called a murder according to Grok. Ravens is
a congress. Babboons is also I don't know. I'm just
telling you what it says on the screen. I didn't
name it. I wouldn't have called any of them that.
I would have called him a group. A group of
salamanders is known as a herd.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Can you see it?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Salamander's all running like a be heard of cows and
a stampede.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Wouldn't that be funny?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
That is funny? What about a group of lemmings? What
are they called a pack, a swarm or a colony?
A colony of lemmings we're learning today with your kids
on the radio show. Anyway, Claus Schwab stepped down World
Economic Forum.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Pope Francis died.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Oh, and I remember my question when he was explaining
about all of the cardinals. Was it that was coming
to They all got to go to Rome?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Now? Right?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Do they ride on donkeys? Do they all arrive? You know,
like the olden days? You know, sometimes you don't like
to religions don't like to progress. See how the Amish
just froze time like in eighteen, you know, eighty or whatever.
So do the cardinals come bear back on donkeys to
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get to Italy?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Rome? Okay, it's a great question. So the isn't a
great question? No, it's stupid. No, there are no stupid questions.
There are no stupid questions. Mister Wibster, shit I could
ask Billy.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
It is obviously a very brilliant genius for asking this question.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Back in junior high. No. No, the only thing is.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
That don't change in the Catholic faith are the clothes,
the decor.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
We generally tend to keep that the same.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
And our disposition towards child predators we never changed that.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
In the camp.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, so that's one of the things Pope Francis got
criticized for they say he didn't do enough about the
cover up of pedophilia and the church, And wouldn't it
be great if we finally had a pope that would
just clean house because we know that they know that's
always been my problem.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Like, yeah, as well, they know, they know, we know,
they know everybody knows. Yeah, I'd be worried about climate change,
is the reason I asked about the donkey.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Well, Pope Francis was worried about that too, But are
they all.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Gonna Are all the cardinals gonna fly in from all
over the globe on like private jets and stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
No, the Pope.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Francis would ride on a public transit before he became
the pope, so I got to assume they at least
fly economy. Plus, I mean, they can't ride regular economy
because there wouldn't be enough room for their pope robes.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Let's not be ridiculous, but the first.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Class, does every one of them have a pretty good
sized hat or are they all going with them little
skull caps?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, so the only the Pope I think, is allowed
to wear the I.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Mean, you know he gets the biggest one.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Sure, the post old digger look but some of them
got you know, like foot on half. You know, it's
not like eight feet tall or nothing, but it's just
a it's pretty big for an airplane.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
No, And besides Billy and I think Cardinals have always
just worn a regular baseball cap.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I mean this time of year. You know it's red
and blue. You've seen it. It's probably smart. Yeah, what
day it? It's Monday morning? What Monday morning? Monday morning?
Going here?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Hey, he was ready for a great first day, getting
ready for the big day, get ready for a great week.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Every day's a great dest from me.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I'm a person who oves his positivity.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Coming off in a little bit, Father greetous, Sorry, you
show you who will be joining us to explain how
they solack the new pope.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Boy, That could take a while. No, he's great. He
gets a little long in the tooth as they say. Yeah,
you know you're gonna love Father greetous.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Questions from the bleacher seats back here.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh, Billy had Hatfield People's champions here this one good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, we still hadn't got sued by the Rock yet. Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't think that we're important enough to show up
on his radar or not in his orbit. It's possible
as lawyers looked into it and decided these guys just
don't have any money.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What would be the point could be? Yeah, that's kind
of handy, ain't it. I've been preaching that message all
my life. You know, that money business. It's just gonna
cause you troubles, headaches. You asked me last week, Come on,
what if they gave you two billion dollars?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Really? What would I do with two billion dollars? You know?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Maybe I got a pretty good truck. I'm happy with it.
It don't break down much, you know, and buying a boat.
I don't care if you got two billion dollars, it's
still a headache. Better to have a friend with a boat.
I could have richer friends. I guess we've had two
billion dollars. But they're usually jerks, that's true, unless they
have boats, all right, then you're stuck on a boat
with a jerk.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You know that age old question billiy ed, would you
have gay sex for a million dollars?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And then if you say no, the next question becomes
a billion dollars no? And then if you say just no,
And then if you say no to that, and your
wife's in the room, she's gonna get mad at you.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, and at some point you're just negotiating a number. Now, yeah,
the question has been answered. No, I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
How do you get your wife to be mad that
you said no to gay sex? Have one of your
friends hypothetically ask if you do it for a billion dollars?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Wait, honey, that upsets you. You know they're not really
gonna pay me the money. Why is it so important
to you that I say yes to this weird, stupid question?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I ain't that the truth?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I know you get the pope thing going on, and
I do have questions about that. But if we don't
mention the San Jacinto day early on, so people are
gonna think we didn't know. And I'm probably already get
you know, check the emails. But it was eighteen thirty six,
big year in text you by the way, if you
didn't know, eighteen thirty six, the army of Sam Houston
(02:06):
defeated the army of you know, it's not a brown
and white thing. There were plenty of brown guys on
Sam Houston's side.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Asians too, Oh yeah, a lot of Asians yet.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, anyway, whooped up on old Santa Ana there right
out just just not far out our window we can
look over and see it. Yeah, well that and all
the factories and you know, the.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Chemical processing of plants over that way. But anyway, just.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
As sat Houston would have wanted it, Texas independence was
a huge on a run sant Ana back home to
Mexico where he should have stayed.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And one of my favorite parts of the story is
the part that probably isn't even really true. Emily Morgan.
The Yellow Rows of Texas. It's claimed that the way
they were able to distract Santa Anna and his men
was with a whoror well.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I think Santa Ana was kind of carrying her around
with him for a while. She kind of rode with
the group, you know, camp to camp. She was his
tent girl. Yeah, I've heard stories. You know, he was
up the up in the middle of all that when
they when they barged in the tent. She's going to
plow town. Yeah, but you know it could have been she.
You know, maybe she slipped a little something into his beans.
(03:23):
I don't know, but one way or another, he was
just plumb war out and when they got there, and
then they.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Got all these historians at the University of Texas, I'll
tell you Emily Morgan wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And it's like, all right, it's sit down, bro, that's
tell him kill her that up.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, there's no way, no way. She wrote a book.
That's like saying Amelia Arhardt flew a plane. I'm sure
a woman didn't fly a plane. Get over anyway, Probably not,
and probably women. That's better for you. We say she's
fake because that means a man crashed that plane.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Speaking of have you seen just how many people are
just jumping all over Katy Perry. I mean they selected
her even more so than Gail King. It's Katy Perry
is the one that they're all getting after. Sure, I mean,
I'm sure a lot of people have been on top
of her. That's probably how she got famous. Yeah, I
(04:16):
mean about this space flight. Oh I thought you met
something else i'd be yeah. Yeah, Well it is the
music industry.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She's now saying that she doesn't understand why people are
criticizing her, and well, you you made it look a
little bit like your ten minute trip up to space
is going to end war and cure cancers.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
A champion and a hero of the planet. Thank you, Katie.
The whole and bigger question did they really go? I mean,
it may got probably went up somewhere, came back down,
But that capsule that returned to the ground with its
parachutes pristinely white and clean, like it like it hadn't
(04:57):
even traveled at all. It looked brand new. Now they've
got other capsules that come back from space and they're
all charred up and just blackened, and not that one.
Those girls came out of it looking sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I hate to be the one to point this out,
but part of the reason why it's not all charred
up and blacked or whatever is it is, because I
don't think it really technically went into space. It didn't
go into the it didn't go into the ozone layer.
It went up and touched space, you know what I mean.
It's like it's like a guy saying he could slam dunk,
but really he just jumps up and taps the net. Right,
It's like, well, I mean, you jump pretty high for
(05:31):
a guy that doesn't play basketball, but it's.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Not really that impressive when you do it like that. Bro.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I I guess if that's an accomplishment for women, maybe
we just let him have it because it shows how
sad women are.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
They don't have many accomplishments these days. Trans women see
how I said that?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Didn't Dudes playing pretend, putting on makeup and dresses and stuff.
They're they're beating women at being women right.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Ever since Caitlyn Jenner came along, they've been and beauty
pageants and getting women of the Year of the Large.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Year and the champions of high school and college and
Olympic events. Everything a woman thought she was doing, great,
trans woman steps up and goes even killing. Now there's
a gang of trans people out there, the trans women
who's serial killing. They are going after real live women
(06:26):
because you know, some of them don't like the fact
that the trams are getting all the attention.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And some people might think, you know, that's like a
reverse plotline of every horror film you've ever seen, is
like a isn't it normally a trainee that murders women?
Like you know, Silence of the Lambs and that sort
of thing, or what was it Psycho? And yeah, some
of that And now as bad as that is, it
actually gets worse. Spill yet, what today we have learned
with that? With one of the.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Premiere leading all female.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Sports bars in America out on the West Coast, the
Portland area, I think a sports bar that featured nothing
but women's sports to women all the time has gone
out of business. No, No, for some reason, a sports
bar that only featured the WNBA and ladies golf and
what else is there, I don't know, couldn't make it.
(07:13):
There's not enough people going in and buying hard kombucha
and vegan chicken wings and whatever else they were selling.
I think, really it's probably our fault, so well, think
about it. Shouldn't it really be on the all male
sports bars to subsidize the female sports bar.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
They should have been probably pumping in probably twenty five
percent of any other profits and proceeds into the lady bar.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I would have liked to see that. In fact, I
think the government should step in.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Is it too late to save it?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Did they sell off all the equipment and shut her down?
Or could we reopen?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, they've already taken the tampon machine out of the
bathroom and.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Put it over into mensroom.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, they put it in the mensur Well, this is
Portland after all. You know, maybe the government could have
done more, given some grants or again, I'm telling you
this is men's fault, and I'm sure that's true.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It always is. Yeah, absolutely, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Men's fault that women didn't want to go to an
all female sports bar. What's wrong with you men? Why
didn't you make your wives go there? Come on, dude,
just to be more embarrassing, you be more stern with
your wife. It would have made it if not for
that damn massogyny. And anyway, so that's Jake.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Next time ask your wife if you can't be in
charge for a little while it's good for her, I mean,
if she'll allow it.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
A man in the Philippines was nailed to a cross
for the thirty sixth Easter, So another way to celebrate
Easter besides just hiding eggs.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm just saying, you know, he did that thirty six
years in a row or this was yeah, thirty six straight. Yeah,
he's done it before.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And you'd think after the first time that'd be a
pass on the next year.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, I'd think so too.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And I guess he broke the previous record for getting
hammered set by Johnny Depp.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Hey, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I had a bit of a rough weekend myself, but
we don't need to go to the details. But I
gotta tell you I woke up Saturday morning. I felt
like I'd been dead for three days and somebody just
woke me up.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Wow. Really, it's you don't want that? That unbelievable. Thank
God it's Monday again. Monday, Monday, Monday, Thy God, Gig.
I am Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
One of our favorite listeners. Uh, he's a Methodist, but
I love him anyway. Hill Billy Dale send me a
tweet on X I don't know what you call it
now that it's not called Twitter anymore. And he said
he does not approve of people asking who jd Vance
should visit next, And I agree that's not funny. Do
not joke about don't send jd Vance to visit people
you don't want it.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That's a good.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Question, though, I mean thinking ahead. You have to ponder
them kind of things over now. And yet where did
jd go after he visited, because he left the Pope
and apparently whatever he gave him was slow acting because
Pope got up, gave his Easter s feet, and then
went back and laid down.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And that all she wrote, Billy, Yeah, for the last time.
Jd Vance did not murder the Pope stopped telling people.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
All I said was that he visited him the day
before he died. You just said, whatever he gave him.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Whatever, you know, message that he gave him from the
president from America. I'm assuming he brought a message and
probably a gift when you bring a gift, if he
was going to go see the Pope.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, of course he brought brought him a glass of
kam butcha, yeah, I know, I don't know what it
is either. Yeah, you'd like to say it though, because
it's a talk about it a lot. It's like ketamine.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It's it's what cam Is it a drink?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
When you say camp Butcher or academyine, everybody looks at
you like, Wow, this guy is really cultured.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He's yeah, you know about all the cool hip drugs
the kids are all into.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I keep camp Butcha in the fridge next to my Kedemine.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
What about mushrooms? You take mushrooms a lot? New you
I hear about these things. I don't know. I've always
heard that you can't be can't be too careful around
mushrooms because some of them are poison you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You know what I saw this weekend that I never
seen before? Was it Titanic? No? I didn't want No,
I'm never gonna watch Titanic.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
No. You know, do you remember the first time you
saw commercial marijuana, like marijuana that was in a package
that said, you know, Indica, and then it told you
what the potency of Colorado? Yeah, it's like, oh, that's interesting.
I remember people selling that in a plastic baggie in
the parking a lot of an Iron Maiden concert. And
now you could pay for it with your debit card
or whatever. They now have commercial psychedelic mushrooms. And I
(11:27):
didn't do any this weekend, but somebody came up to
me after one of the comedy shows and asked me
if I wanted some. They had it in a bag
and they look like little gummies, and I never I
never seen that before, But I guess now in places
like the Bay Area in California, Colorado, you can buy that.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So what was it type like?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't know. I didn't take any. I really didn't. No, no,
not that it's beneath me, I know. I yeah, I assumed,
you know, I would. It's not that I wouldn't do it.
I just didn't do it because I was busy.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I don't think anybody would want to. We did a
comedy show this weekend in Hattiesburg in New Orleans, and
he did two comedy shows this week Yeah, we didn't three.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Technically.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
We went went into and did a cameo at a
place called Holland Wolf.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You ever heard of that? Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yes, hey, yeah, we dropped in on the Holland Wolf.
Is that after you were.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
At the other one? Yeah, okay, we.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Were at the comedy show in New Orleans at Southport Holland.
When we got done, the promoter said, hey, there's another
comedy show going on with people who are definitely not conservatives.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh, would you like to come and pop in.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
There's three of us, me, Chad, Prather and Jesse Like
with the three of you like to pop in and
do five or ten minutes each.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
And we thought, well, what are they like?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
They said they're very liberal and we said definitely, Yeah,
I gotta get that. So we went. We actually had
a great time over there. We had a lot of
fun Darney bar fights or anything. No, they were very
they were very diplomatic. They knew that we were different.
But generally, in the world of comedy, comedians will put
comedy before politics.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Not always, but anyway, bought about the audience, though they
don't generally do that.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Some of the people in the audience did not love us.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Jesse Payton made a joke about one of the black
ladies in the front row. He's like, I'm so glad
we got you back from Russia after you were arrested,
and they didn't. Nobody laughed except me and Chad were
in the back row cracking up like two kids in church,
making fart jokes during the sermon. We just could not
hold our We couldn't breathe, we were laughing so hard.
But back to your point about mushrooms for a minute.
(13:18):
Isn't it interesting to think a long time ago, a
thousand years ago, somebody without any chemistry sets or any
other way to figure it out, went around and they said, hey,
is that food? Will it get you high? Or will
it kill you? And someone went around and figure that
out for us?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
How many people do you think like you like, I'm
just thinking caveman days, right, you know right where they're
just running around, just can we eat this?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And no lips ee, get Mikey to try it? Ug ty? Yeah?
And so how.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Many how many cavemen do you think died before they
figured out these mushrooms are bad? But these mushrooms are okay?
And then these make you act really silly, but then
you don't die.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Right exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So thock Rock and Grunt Smasher were sitting there looking
at the purple spotty ones and that's when clunk Clubber
came up and.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
He was like, meat, me eat mushroom, and and then
b wouldn't do that if it'll be okay, no.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Well exactly. One guy eats that, he's like, good, I'm
not hungry anymore. The next guy eats a different mushroom dies.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Somewhere along the way.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Somebody had to start making notes, I guess, or maybe
they just kept it all in their head so that
when the the cavemen from the other clan showed up
and they didn't know, you know, it was like, hey.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Eat a mushroom.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
These are good, and then you give them the poisoned
ones and then you know, you kill.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Them all right. You know, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
A group of cavemen is often referred to as a clan,
a tribe, or a horde, but you could also call
them a gaggle of grunters, a mob of clubbers, if
you will. Sure I never thought about it before, but
I think you're right. That is how historians, you know,
the archaeology anthropologists would would describe a group like you
have a gaggle of geese. Yep, what would we be
(15:02):
called a motley crewe of to a Yeah, there's a mob.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
To describe a group of animals, I don't know, is
it penguins. Maybe it's penguins. They had that reputation, you know,
the mob of penguins. You know, what do they call them?
What is a group of owls called?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You know, not a murder, that's crows, A group of owls.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I think it's congress, is it. I thought that was
a group of pigs. C I don't know for sure.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
A group of owls is called a parliament?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You were close. I mean, what is a congress? It's
a group of animals.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I don't know. We're learning as we go here. Everybody
just hold on.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, we're doing it live on the This is great radio, right,
you know. Chad Prather, the very funny comedian who had
lined our comedy tour this weekend, said something fascinating to
me while we were out on the road. We were
talking about people in the media and how they are
able to create a news story and make it go viral,
and he said, it's it's interesting how talented people in
the media will go out and create a following, untalented
(16:02):
people will go out and create an angry mobo. I know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
And he said that. It blew my mind.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I was like, wait, you're right, that's the entire business
model on MSNBC. I've never thought of it that way before.
That's exactly what they do. A congress is generally bab boons.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Should the ravens or crows?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I think it says here it's baboons or ravens, But
that's according to Grok, which kind of actually is the
AI program that sounds like the name of Kaman.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Crows and ravens I've heard for sure has been called
a congress.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I heard you struggling with it, so I thought i'd
just pop in if you don't mind. A group of
crows is called a murder according to Grok. Ravens is
a congress. Babboons is also I don't know. I'm just
telling you what it says on the screen. I didn't
name it. I wouldn't have called any of them that.
I would have called him a group. A group of
salamanders is known as a herd.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Can you see it?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Salamander's all running like a be heard of cows and
a stampede.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Wouldn't that be funny?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
That is funny? What about a group of lemmings? What
are they called a pack, a swarm or a colony?
A colony of lemmings we're learning today with your kids
on the radio show. Anyway, Claus Schwab stepped down World
Economic Forum.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Pope Francis died.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Oh, and I remember my question when he was explaining
about all of the cardinals. Was it that was coming
to They all got to go to Rome?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Now? Right?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Do they ride on donkeys? Do they all arrive? You know,
like the olden days? You know, sometimes you don't like
to religions don't like to progress. See how the Amish
just froze time like in eighteen, you know, eighty or whatever.
So do the cardinals come bear back on donkeys to
(17:41):
get to Italy?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Rome? Okay, it's a great question. So the isn't a
great question? No, it's stupid. No, there are no stupid questions.
There are no stupid questions. Mister Wibster, shit I could
ask Billy.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
It is obviously a very brilliant genius for asking this question.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Back in junior high. No. No, the only thing is.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
That don't change in the Catholic faith are the clothes,
the decor.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
We generally tend to keep that the same.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
And our disposition towards child predators we never changed that.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
In the camp.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, so that's one of the things Pope Francis got
criticized for they say he didn't do enough about the
cover up of pedophilia and the church, And wouldn't it
be great if we finally had a pope that would
just clean house because we know that they know that's
always been my problem.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Like, yeah, as well, they know, they know, we know,
they know everybody knows. Yeah, I'd be worried about climate change,
is the reason I asked about the donkey.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Well, Pope Francis was worried about that too, But are
they all.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Gonna Are all the cardinals gonna fly in from all
over the globe on like private jets and stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
No, the Pope.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Francis would ride on a public transit before he became
the pope, so I got to assume they at least
fly economy. Plus, I mean, they can't ride regular economy
because there wouldn't be enough room for their pope robes.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Let's not be ridiculous, but the first.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Class, does every one of them have a pretty good
sized hat or are they all going with them little
skull caps?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, so the only the Pope I think, is allowed
to wear the I.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Mean, you know he gets the biggest one.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Sure, the post old digger look but some of them
got you know, like foot on half. You know, it's
not like eight feet tall or nothing, but it's just
a it's pretty big for an airplane.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
No, And besides Billy and I think Cardinals have always
just worn a regular baseball cap.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I mean this time of year. You know it's red
and blue. You've seen it. It's probably smart. Yeah, what
day it? It's Monday morning? What Monday morning? Monday morning?
Going here?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Hey, he was ready for a great first day, getting
ready for the big day, get ready for a great week.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Every day's a great dest from me.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I'm a person who oves his positivity.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
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