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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How there's so many news stories today trying to figure
out why Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban broke up, and
the Daily Mail thinks it's because she does too much
sex in her movies.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
She does a lot of sex stuff, that is I mean,
that's true, she does a lot. I don't know if
it's too much, and I don't know if that's the
cause of the breakup. She's kind of been doing that
for a long time. They've been married nineteen years.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
But don't you think it's possible that's the whole reason
he's went her in the first place, because maybe she
was sexy, but at some point, maybe unlike the American
Indians in the eighteen hundreds, maybe he wasn't down with that.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You told a fun story about the Indians earlier offering
up their their wives or their daughters to the white man.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
There Lewis and Clark, who would.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Stroll into their village from time to time, and you know,
they just had a different way of viewing things. That's okay.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, they had a lot of sex back then. They
didn't know they still do what the natives.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, everybody, people just have a lot of sex. Not
according to what I've been reading.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Apparently this new generation of young people are not having sex.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Are they basing that on the number of pregnancies or
just people saying they're not having sex because you can
have sex and not get pregnant.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, and you can have sex and then lie about
it afterwards too. But according to the polling data, they say, no,
people are not having sex like they used to. They've
found other things to do with their time. Uh huh, Yeah,
you know, it's interesting speaking to somebody that probably is
having sex. My man, Big Balls, my man Big Balls,
going to poundtown out here.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Tell me again about who this is.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
He was the guy from Doje who the young kid.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, he worked for Elon.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Edward Korustein aka Big Balls was actually one of Elon
Musk's employees. But the story at Big Balls goes back
further than that, even further than the story from earlier
the year where he stopped a mugging. Remember that I do.
He says his grandfather was a double agent. Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I feel that's great responsibility to serve my country. My
grandfather was this KGB double agent for the Americans, and
he died so that I could come here and live
in this free country that I love so much. And
so when I started seeing these problems that we've got
as a government, like this thirty seven trillion dollar national
debt and counting, and the interest on that is just
(02:19):
like absurd, I was like, Wow, this is insane. Is
there any way that I can help solve this? And
in this administration there was a chance. So of course,
when I saw the opportunity, I signed right up.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So you got the big ones from your grandfather, I
think I did.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
He was a double agent.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What exactly was he doing?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Well, he worked for LIEX, which is like this sophisticated
KGB line, but he actually joined the CIA, and he
gave the CIA a bunch of valuable intel.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
A man bro, big boss seems like a cool dude.
You know, y'll they'll hang out. I mean, you know,
I don't know if we're going to hang on. I'm
just glad he's out there of big balls things. You are,
cool dude. What it doesn't really matter. I don't want
anything for that. I don't think he gonna hang out
with you if he don't. If he don't think so,
I'm not offering him anything. I'm not asking for anything.
(03:10):
I just like that he's out there doing his thing.
That's all he cares about. I like that we live
in a world where Big Balls is on the job.
You know, you bet you keep it up, big Balls.
We believe in you.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I have some pretty exciting news. If you were a
fan before, I bet you're going to be a fan.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
What's that McDonald's is bringing back Monopoly? Huh it's been
ten years? Oh it's a yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Didn't they have a massive scandal where people were making
fake Monopoly pieces?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I mean that's they were hoping people would forget. But
Kenny doesn't forget, does he? Well?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I mean, just that was there was a documentary about it.
We all watched the documentary. People were fascinated by the story.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
If you're gonna win anything, it's probably going to be
a small fries for the jackpot, though you probably be
better off playing the powerball odds wise, because yeah, it
was a it was a big scam back in the day.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I don't know the small fry might be worth it.
Did you know a small fry costs like four bucks nowadays? Crazy?
I know, it's crazy four bucks for fries? What the
hell happened?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I might have to either give up eating or give
up drinking, because I can't really afford to do both anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I can remember when the whole value meal was two
ninety nine. Now a small fries four bucks.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh yeah, yeah. If you won't the meal, you better
fork over a twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm beginning to think printing up all that money with
no backing during the pandemic and giving it away to
terrorists and criminals was a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
If only somebody had warned us about it back then. Yeah,
but who knew that could ever resulted a problem?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I know, all right. Netflix show rated tv YZ features gay,
transgender teen boy as main character.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
What is TV wise?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's a TV show for seven year old kids? Oh
and it features trends dead End. Paranormal Park is a
show on Netflix that is pushing the trans agenda on children.
The show says it's for seven year olds and in
case you're carry us, what that sounds like? It sounds
like this.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's not the park. It's it's me.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'm trans normal, and everyone at school knows, and everyone
at home knows, and being here it's like a whole
new place.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Now. Not surprisingly, that person talking is fat and has
blue hair. No surprise there because that's what's normal. And
the show also has a demon in it. Bi al
Zebub Lil b Alzebub is a character in the show
is one of the star's buddies. As cute, the star
of the show hangs out with a demon. So that's
what you're just an FYI. That's might be what your
(05:42):
kids are watching on TV today. Most parents probably won't
know what their kids are looking at. They all go off.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
To their room and have their own private screens, and
if the parents even wanted to check, they probably couldn't.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know, we don't need another hero. We have a
good hero. We don't need that hero.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What kind of hero do we have?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Tina Turner? You got me, no, Billy d Tina Turner's
hometown has unveiled a statue to honor the legendary singer.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Well, I'm getting a statue down in Clute too.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Tina Turner's death in twenty twenty three left a hole
in the music world. It still hasn't been filled, but
give her hometown at Brownsville, Tennessee, some credit. They're giving
it their best shot. They put up a ten foot
statue of the rock and roll icon. Wait, wait, wait, Brown,
I thought she was born in nut Bush. Nutb happened
to bush? Nutbush is a town. It's Tina music. No, Brownsville, Tennessee,
(06:34):
and anyway, that's where she grew up before becoming a
Grammy winning singer and electrifying stage performer, maybe the world's
most recognizable, impossible pop popular entertainer of her time. Okay,
the statue was revealed during a ceremony in uh Brownsville
is about an hour drive from East Memphis, where we
have some listeners. But it's getting some mixed reviews because
(06:55):
it's kind of a weird looking statue. How's it weird?
It's not beautiful? Hangout? Oh no, let me put it
up on the screen here. Do you notice anything about It.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Looks a little like a Maori warrior from Africa.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It looks a little bit like a child made it
for their first Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
They overdid the hair, which you know, she did have
a lot of hair, but not that much.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It is getting mixed feelings from people. Some people. Some
people don't like it is the point, you know, they
think that it looks ugly or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I don't know, there's no other It's not attractive, I'll
say that and beauty is in the hole of the
behind her. So obviously everybody has their own. Wait, I
have the beholder.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well we all agree that Tina Turner was beautiful, right,
Well yeah, I mean the most beautiful woman of her
time in day, well easily the most. And this statue
is not attractive at all. Is it possible that, you know,
maybe Tina Turner wasn't as attractive as we thought she.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Was, you say on the on the on the internet.
Nutbush City Limits was a song semi auto biographical song
written by Tina Turner commemorating her rural hometown of Nutbush.
What kind of hometown in Haywood County, Tennessee that's her
(08:21):
home town? Said her hometown Nutbush. I was right to
all and people that made that statue was wrong. I
love the idea coming from a town called Nutbush. But
it says right here on the internet, she's from Brownsville.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It says right here on my internet, she's from Nutbush. Well,
then why didn't they build the statue in Nutbush.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's a very good question. And I think somebody's gonna
have to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Nutbush isn't like a trans thing or something, isn't it now?
It sounds like it might be. I don't know. Maybe
because these people they are crazy because they always talking
about how Christian they is.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Ya. I don't know how many it am on that side.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
You joined the NATI see old people guide you sometimes
you might just learn something.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Bro Is it true? Back in the day, black people
used to make rock and roll music? Really? No, I
am asking is that?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I know know, I've never heard of such a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Sounds like it right here. They don't really have that anymore. No,
they don't have that no more. Yeah, well, anyway, we
ought to bring it back. What's that blackrock?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Now?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Black people that make rock music? Black rock? Yeah, it's
called blackrock. They're great, aren't they. I love black rock.
I thought that was a city in North Dakota. So
they own everything? Remember blackrock owns the world? Oh that's right? Oh,
my bad, never mind.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I guess they're gonna have to be the ones to
fire Jimmy Kimmel next.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Why what did he do?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Well? You know, he had a little bit of a
ratings spike when they brought the show on after a
week of news coverage about him.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Being temporarily canceled.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Now, since it's been back on almost a week, Jimmy
Kimmel's shed sixty four percent of his audience.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
This is the least surprising thing that ever happened.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know it's not a surprise, but it's something that
you do need to be aware of. As we did
tell you that was gonna happen. He'd lost over seventy
percent of his audience before they ever got around to
canceling him, and then they brought him back and now
he's lost it again. They even gave him a ratings
head start and he dropped it all right.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Well, speaking of people in your audience, you didn't want
to be there. Hame the all female rock group that's
been on tour for the last several months but been
doing a big tour. They never heard of h Aim.
It's they're popular, take my word for it. They have
a problem. There's this serial farterer that's been showing up
at their shows. They're out doing this thing called the
(10:42):
I Quit Tour and there be fart in Cereal. No
that he's not, it's not what that means. Billion reports
silently leaked on social media over the weekend beginning with
the September twenty fifth show in Dallas at the Bomb Factory.
They said, whoever is essing their pants at the ham concerts,
please see yourself out. Apparently this has been a real problem.
(11:03):
Someone's been showing up the shows and crapping their pants
and that's more than a fart, right sorry, They said,
it is literally happening at every show now. It even
happened at Madison Square Garden concert that they recently and
disrespectful to MSG. Yeah, whoever's doing it, please knock it off. Eventually,
suspicion began to fall on three people known to have
attended every concert, three super fans, one of them on
(11:26):
social media referred to one eight hundred cat Cat and
apparently now now they're being accused of showing up at
the shows and crapping their pants and leaving it there
for other unsuspecting concert goers.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
This very unsavory. I know, I mean of you to
bring up I'm just telling you what's in the news.
There's so many other things in the news. You had
to you had to go with the most unsavory thing
you could find is that the plan.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well, this is the end of the show. I have
all these news stories. I say that weren't that important,
so we squeeze them in here at the end, Like
the twenty thousand dollars reward being offered for information about
a man I've seen decapitating sea lions at a California beach.
Oh good lord, Yeah, the National Marine Fishery Service is
offering twenty k.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You thought the crap in your pants story was bad,
now look at him. So disgusting.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
This guy's been walking around at a beach in California
just decapitating sea lions. We'll see using I got probably
like a machete or something.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Samurais or it would be perfect for that. It does.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
They can, really, they'll slice through some stuff. Man, things
is sh up. See I think so too, especially if
you had really like a good swing like momentum with
your arms. The blade would go right through the sea
lions tiny little heads, please stop, and the head would
bounce down onto the beach right picking up, and then
the sand would turn red from all the blood squirting everywhere.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
People are disgusting and nauseating me.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
And I would imagine with its last dying breadth, the
sea lion would probably squirm around, flop around a bit
in pain, you know, because like after you cut a
chicken's head off, doesn't the body still run around a little?
Oh yeah, I gotta think of the sea lion to
do that too.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
And you know them snakes, you can cut their heads
off and they'll still wrap themselves around you and they
can still bite you.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Didn't kill you? Yeah? Crazy? Well, anyway, if anybody's seen
a five foot nine inch white guy wearing a camo
cargo shorts and a graying beard, apparently that might be
the guy on the beach in California that's been beheading
sea lions. If you happen to have a sword with him,
then it's almost for sure that dude dead giveaway. That's
a dead giveaway. So they don't like this guy. They
(13:22):
say he drives a late model white Cadillac Escalade. Got
him an escalade? That's nice, that's what it says. Yeah,
late model too.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You can probably put a lot of dead sea lions
heads in the trunk. Is he collecting or is he
just lopping?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I mean, there's no way to know. We haven't caught
the guy yet, but who knows what's in the trunk
of that Cadillac.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh, I don't even want to think about it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Probably just piles the dead sea lions. You know, you
can probably make them into something. You think of that meat.
Would you think the meat would marble? Well, mister Kenneth,
I don't want to talk about it anymore. Throw a
dead sea lion on the grill and just kind of
be like roadkeol like Pittsburgh style.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You know, Yeah, are you supposed to? You know, because
people get upset if you pick up broad killed and
take it home. But beach kill that might be all right.
It does look like it would be a little fatty,
which is going to really cause your grill to start
flaring up on you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You know. I figure if the animal dies from blunt
force trauma, you could still eat it. You know, that
wouldn't be as bad as this. Coming upcoming halftime super
Bowl show is going to be. Get ready for the
Apple Music super Bowl sixty Halftime Show with Bad Bunny, Crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Special guest, Bad Baby plus Bad Company, Bad Religion, Badfinger,
Bad English, Bad Brains, and a bad Michael Jackson's tribute
band the Apple.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Music super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Sixty Halftime Show as usual. The day after, everyone will
say it was bad.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, they're just predicting and kind of getting you used
to the fact that it's going to be bad.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You know, it's not a big deal. But there are
a lot of bands that the word bad right enough,
bad company, bad Bunny, the bad Brains, bad English, bad religion,
bad sons, bad wolves, bad Finger, bad motor finger, Baha man,
Oh that's something else, bad finger. Remember them now? You
probably don't remember them. That's just lazy. A bad finger
(15:17):
had more than one head. They had, no matter what.
And day after day you know which one's the bad finger? Right?
Which one we do? Which one's the bad finger?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
We If you don't know, I'm not telling them because
you know your mom might get mad at me.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
We didn't have time to talk about the New Jersey
governor's race today, but apparently the Democrats are worried they're
not as popular as they were back before they murdered
Charlie Kirk. Oh, no, Democrats, it's upsetting, ap reports Democrats.
Werry support maybe sliding among typically loyal voters in New
Jersey's governor's race.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, they got some ideas over there. Not sure they're
any good, but they've got them. They don'll fit right
in with the new mayor of New York City, right
right across the river.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
They said their strategy was to call all their Republicans Nazis.
But now that's not working for some reason. Really, that
is a surprise that that it's not working. I mean
they've been going at it pretty regular.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah. Oh oh, By the way, a little tidbit of info,
since today was the day to talk to all the
military bosses up there for Trump and eggs. Yet the
military has announced. I guess it's all of them, Army, Navy,
all of them. They've reached the recruiting goals for the
year twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I thought that was back in June.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
They reached the recruiting goals for the you know, the
quarter or the you know, two quarters or whatever. Now
they reached their recruiting goals for the whole year and
they still.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Got a quarter to go. Well that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
So well they just take off now or try to
go ahead and get ahead of next year.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't know what they do.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I think after that little talk Pete gave them, they're
gonna get right back to work.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
We should celebrate by having a comedy show this weekend
at the Bad Astronaut Brewing Company he'd raise money for
wheelchairs for Warriors dot org, the website where you could
purchase tickets.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Brilliant.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, you know what John would say. Don't forget to
eat it every day. Hey again, you've reached the end
of though Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
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Speaker 2 (17:10):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
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Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear
from you.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
we do have a lovely store and you could buy
things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's not to love
How there's so many news stories today trying to figure
out why Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban broke up, and
the Daily Mail thinks it's because she does too much
sex in her movies.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
She does a lot of sex stuff, that is I mean,
that's true, she does a lot. I don't know if
it's too much, and I don't know if that's the
cause of the breakup. She's kind of been doing that
for a long time. They've been married nineteen years.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
But don't you think it's possible that's the whole reason
he's went her in the first place, because maybe she
was sexy, but at some point, maybe unlike the American
Indians in the eighteen hundreds, maybe he wasn't down with that.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You told a fun story about the Indians earlier offering
up their their wives or their daughters to the white man.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
There Lewis and Clark, who would.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Stroll into their village from time to time, and you know,
they just had a different way of viewing things. That's okay.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, they had a lot of sex back then. They
didn't know they still do what the natives.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, everybody, people just have a lot of sex. Not
according to what I've been reading.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Apparently this new generation of young people are not having sex.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Are they basing that on the number of pregnancies or
just people saying they're not having sex because you can
have sex and not get pregnant.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, and you can have sex and then lie about
it afterwards too. But according to the polling data, they say, no,
people are not having sex like they used to. They've
found other things to do with their time. Uh huh, Yeah,
you know, it's interesting speaking to somebody that probably is
having sex. My man, Big Balls, my man Big Balls,
going to poundtown out here.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Tell me again about who this is.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
He was the guy from Doje who the young kid.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, he worked for Elon.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Edward Korustein aka Big Balls was actually one of Elon
Musk's employees. But the story at Big Balls goes back
further than that, even further than the story from earlier
the year where he stopped a mugging. Remember that I do.
He says his grandfather was a double agent. Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I feel that's great responsibility to serve my country. My
grandfather was this KGB double agent for the Americans, and
he died so that I could come here and live
in this free country that I love so much. And
so when I started seeing these problems that we've got
as a government, like this thirty seven trillion dollar national
debt and counting, and the interest on that is just
(02:19):
like absurd, I was like, Wow, this is insane. Is
there any way that I can help solve this? And
in this administration there was a chance. So of course,
when I saw the opportunity, I signed right up.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So you got the big ones from your grandfather, I
think I did.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
He was a double agent.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What exactly was he doing?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Well, he worked for LIEX, which is like this sophisticated
KGB line, but he actually joined the CIA, and he
gave the CIA a bunch of valuable intel.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
A man bro, big boss seems like a cool dude.
You know, y'll they'll hang out. I mean, you know,
I don't know if we're going to hang on. I'm
just glad he's out there of big balls things. You are,
cool dude. What it doesn't really matter. I don't want
anything for that. I don't think he gonna hang out
with you if he don't. If he don't think so,
I'm not offering him anything. I'm not asking for anything.
(03:10):
I just like that he's out there doing his thing.
That's all he cares about. I like that we live
in a world where Big Balls is on the job.
You know, you bet you keep it up, big Balls.
We believe in you.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I have some pretty exciting news. If you were a
fan before, I bet you're going to be a fan.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
What's that McDonald's is bringing back Monopoly? Huh it's been
ten years? Oh it's a yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Didn't they have a massive scandal where people were making
fake Monopoly pieces?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I mean that's they were hoping people would forget. But
Kenny doesn't forget, does he? Well?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I mean, just that was there was a documentary about it.
We all watched the documentary. People were fascinated by the story.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
If you're gonna win anything, it's probably going to be
a small fries for the jackpot, though you probably be
better off playing the powerball odds wise, because yeah, it
was a it was a big scam back in the day.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I don't know the small fry might be worth it.
Did you know a small fry costs like four bucks nowadays? Crazy?
I know, it's crazy four bucks for fries? What the
hell happened?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I might have to either give up eating or give
up drinking, because I can't really afford to do both anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I can remember when the whole value meal was two
ninety nine. Now a small fries four bucks.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh yeah, yeah. If you won't the meal, you better
fork over a twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm beginning to think printing up all that money with
no backing during the pandemic and giving it away to
terrorists and criminals was a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
If only somebody had warned us about it back then. Yeah,
but who knew that could ever resulted a problem?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I know, all right. Netflix show rated tv YZ features gay,
transgender teen boy as main character.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
What is TV wise?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's a TV show for seven year old kids? Oh
and it features trends dead End. Paranormal Park is a
show on Netflix that is pushing the trans agenda on children.
The show says it's for seven year olds and in
case you're carry us, what that sounds like? It sounds
like this.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's not the park. It's it's me.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'm trans normal, and everyone at school knows, and everyone
at home knows, and being here it's like a whole
new place.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Now. Not surprisingly, that person talking is fat and has
blue hair. No surprise there because that's what's normal. And
the show also has a demon in it. Bi al
Zebub Lil b Alzebub is a character in the show
is one of the star's buddies. As cute, the star
of the show hangs out with a demon. So that's
what you're just an FYI. That's might be what your
(05:42):
kids are watching on TV today. Most parents probably won't
know what their kids are looking at. They all go off.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
To their room and have their own private screens, and
if the parents even wanted to check, they probably couldn't.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know, we don't need another hero. We have a
good hero. We don't need that hero.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What kind of hero do we have?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Tina Turner? You got me, no, Billy d Tina Turner's
hometown has unveiled a statue to honor the legendary singer.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Well, I'm getting a statue down in Clute too.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Tina Turner's death in twenty twenty three left a hole
in the music world. It still hasn't been filled, but
give her hometown at Brownsville, Tennessee, some credit. They're giving
it their best shot. They put up a ten foot
statue of the rock and roll icon. Wait, wait, wait, Brown,
I thought she was born in nut Bush. Nutb happened
to bush? Nutbush is a town. It's Tina music. No, Brownsville, Tennessee,
(06:34):
and anyway, that's where she grew up before becoming a
Grammy winning singer and electrifying stage performer, maybe the world's
most recognizable, impossible pop popular entertainer of her time. Okay,
the statue was revealed during a ceremony in uh Brownsville
is about an hour drive from East Memphis, where we
have some listeners. But it's getting some mixed reviews because
(06:55):
it's kind of a weird looking statue. How's it weird?
It's not beautiful? Hangout? Oh no, let me put it
up on the screen here. Do you notice anything about It.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Looks a little like a Maori warrior from Africa.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It looks a little bit like a child made it
for their first Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
They overdid the hair, which you know, she did have
a lot of hair, but not that much.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It is getting mixed feelings from people. Some people. Some
people don't like it is the point, you know, they
think that it looks ugly or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I don't know, there's no other It's not attractive, I'll
say that and beauty is in the hole of the
behind her. So obviously everybody has their own. Wait, I
have the beholder.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well we all agree that Tina Turner was beautiful, right,
Well yeah, I mean the most beautiful woman of her
time in day, well easily the most. And this statue
is not attractive at all. Is it possible that, you know,
maybe Tina Turner wasn't as attractive as we thought she.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Was, you say on the on the on the internet.
Nutbush City Limits was a song semi auto biographical song
written by Tina Turner commemorating her rural hometown of Nutbush.
What kind of hometown in Haywood County, Tennessee that's her
(08:21):
home town? Said her hometown Nutbush. I was right to
all and people that made that statue was wrong. I
love the idea coming from a town called Nutbush. But
it says right here on the internet, she's from Brownsville.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It says right here on my internet, she's from Nutbush. Well,
then why didn't they build the statue in Nutbush.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's a very good question. And I think somebody's gonna
have to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Nutbush isn't like a trans thing or something, isn't it now?
It sounds like it might be. I don't know. Maybe
because these people they are crazy because they always talking
about how Christian they is.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Ya. I don't know how many it am on that side.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
You joined the NATI see old people guide you sometimes
you might just learn something.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Bro Is it true? Back in the day, black people
used to make rock and roll music? Really? No, I
am asking is that?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I know know, I've never heard of such a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Sounds like it right here. They don't really have that anymore. No,
they don't have that no more. Yeah, well, anyway, we
ought to bring it back. What's that blackrock?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Now?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Black people that make rock music? Black rock? Yeah, it's
called blackrock. They're great, aren't they. I love black rock.
I thought that was a city in North Dakota. So
they own everything? Remember blackrock owns the world? Oh that's right? Oh,
my bad, never mind.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I guess they're gonna have to be the ones to
fire Jimmy Kimmel next.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Why what did he do?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Well? You know, he had a little bit of a
ratings spike when they brought the show on after a
week of news coverage about him.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Being temporarily canceled.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Now, since it's been back on almost a week, Jimmy
Kimmel's shed sixty four percent of his audience.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
This is the least surprising thing that ever happened.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know it's not a surprise, but it's something that
you do need to be aware of. As we did
tell you that was gonna happen. He'd lost over seventy
percent of his audience before they ever got around to
canceling him, and then they brought him back and now
he's lost it again. They even gave him a ratings
head start and he dropped it all right.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Well, speaking of people in your audience, you didn't want
to be there. Hame the all female rock group that's
been on tour for the last several months but been
doing a big tour. They never heard of h Aim.
It's they're popular, take my word for it. They have
a problem. There's this serial farterer that's been showing up
at their shows. They're out doing this thing called the
(10:42):
I Quit Tour and there be fart in Cereal. No
that he's not, it's not what that means. Billion reports
silently leaked on social media over the weekend beginning with
the September twenty fifth show in Dallas at the Bomb Factory.
They said, whoever is essing their pants at the ham concerts,
please see yourself out. Apparently this has been a real problem.
(11:03):
Someone's been showing up the shows and crapping their pants
and that's more than a fart, right sorry, They said,
it is literally happening at every show now. It even
happened at Madison Square Garden concert that they recently and
disrespectful to MSG. Yeah, whoever's doing it, please knock it off. Eventually,
suspicion began to fall on three people known to have
attended every concert, three super fans, one of them on
(11:26):
social media referred to one eight hundred cat Cat and
apparently now now they're being accused of showing up at
the shows and crapping their pants and leaving it there
for other unsuspecting concert goers.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
This very unsavory. I know, I mean of you to
bring up I'm just telling you what's in the news.
There's so many other things in the news. You had
to you had to go with the most unsavory thing
you could find is that the plan.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well, this is the end of the show. I have
all these news stories. I say that weren't that important,
so we squeeze them in here at the end, Like
the twenty thousand dollars reward being offered for information about
a man I've seen decapitating sea lions at a California beach.
Oh good lord, Yeah, the National Marine Fishery Service is
offering twenty k.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You thought the crap in your pants story was bad,
now look at him. So disgusting.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
This guy's been walking around at a beach in California
just decapitating sea lions. We'll see using I got probably
like a machete or something.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Samurais or it would be perfect for that. It does.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
They can, really, they'll slice through some stuff. Man, things
is sh up. See I think so too, especially if
you had really like a good swing like momentum with
your arms. The blade would go right through the sea
lions tiny little heads, please stop, and the head would
bounce down onto the beach right picking up, and then
the sand would turn red from all the blood squirting everywhere.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
People are disgusting and nauseating me.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
And I would imagine with its last dying breadth, the
sea lion would probably squirm around, flop around a bit
in pain, you know, because like after you cut a
chicken's head off, doesn't the body still run around a little?
Oh yeah, I gotta think of the sea lion to
do that too.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
And you know them snakes, you can cut their heads
off and they'll still wrap themselves around you and they
can still bite you.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Didn't kill you? Yeah? Crazy? Well, anyway, if anybody's seen
a five foot nine inch white guy wearing a camo
cargo shorts and a graying beard, apparently that might be
the guy on the beach in California that's been beheading
sea lions. If you happen to have a sword with him,
then it's almost for sure that dude dead giveaway. That's
a dead giveaway. So they don't like this guy. They
(13:22):
say he drives a late model white Cadillac Escalade. Got
him an escalade? That's nice, that's what it says. Yeah,
late model too.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You can probably put a lot of dead sea lions
heads in the trunk. Is he collecting or is he
just lopping?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I mean, there's no way to know. We haven't caught
the guy yet, but who knows what's in the trunk
of that Cadillac.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh, I don't even want to think about it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Probably just piles the dead sea lions. You know, you
can probably make them into something. You think of that meat.
Would you think the meat would marble? Well, mister Kenneth,
I don't want to talk about it anymore. Throw a
dead sea lion on the grill and just kind of
be like roadkeol like Pittsburgh style.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You know, Yeah, are you supposed to? You know, because
people get upset if you pick up broad killed and
take it home. But beach kill that might be all right.
It does look like it would be a little fatty,
which is going to really cause your grill to start
flaring up on you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You know. I figure if the animal dies from blunt
force trauma, you could still eat it. You know, that
wouldn't be as bad as this. Coming upcoming halftime super
Bowl show is going to be. Get ready for the
Apple Music super Bowl sixty Halftime Show with Bad Bunny, Crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Special guest, Bad Baby plus Bad Company, Bad Religion, Badfinger,
Bad English, Bad Brains, and a bad Michael Jackson's tribute
band the Apple.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Music super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Sixty Halftime Show as usual. The day after, everyone will
say it was bad.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, they're just predicting and kind of getting you used
to the fact that it's going to be bad.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You know, it's not a big deal. But there are
a lot of bands that the word bad right enough,
bad company, bad Bunny, the bad Brains, bad English, bad religion,
bad sons, bad wolves, bad Finger, bad motor finger, Baha man,
Oh that's something else, bad finger. Remember them now? You
probably don't remember them. That's just lazy. A bad finger
(15:17):
had more than one head. They had, no matter what.
And day after day you know which one's the bad finger? Right?
Which one we do? Which one's the bad finger?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
We If you don't know, I'm not telling them because
you know your mom might get mad at me.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
We didn't have time to talk about the New Jersey
governor's race today, but apparently the Democrats are worried they're
not as popular as they were back before they murdered
Charlie Kirk. Oh, no, Democrats, it's upsetting, ap reports Democrats.
Werry support maybe sliding among typically loyal voters in New
Jersey's governor's race.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, they got some ideas over there. Not sure they're
any good, but they've got them. They don'll fit right
in with the new mayor of New York City, right
right across the river.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
They said their strategy was to call all their Republicans Nazis.
But now that's not working for some reason. Really, that
is a surprise that that it's not working. I mean
they've been going at it pretty regular.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah. Oh oh, By the way, a little tidbit of info,
since today was the day to talk to all the
military bosses up there for Trump and eggs. Yet the
military has announced. I guess it's all of them, Army, Navy,
all of them. They've reached the recruiting goals for the
year twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I thought that was back in June.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
They reached the recruiting goals for the you know, the
quarter or the you know, two quarters or whatever. Now
they reached their recruiting goals for the whole year and
they still.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Got a quarter to go. Well that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
So well they just take off now or try to
go ahead and get ahead of next year.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't know what they do.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I think after that little talk Pete gave them, they're
gonna get right back to work.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
We should celebrate by having a comedy show this weekend
at the Bad Astronaut Brewing Company he'd raise money for
wheelchairs for Warriors dot org, the website where you could
purchase tickets.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Brilliant.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, you know what John would say. Don't forget to
eat it every day. Hey again, you've reached the end
of though Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear
from you.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
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