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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, guys, like good morning, Hello, my sweeties, broad thuds
and kids us for hump Day.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You talked before the best part right there, that's the
oh did I Billiod?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Wouldn't you agree with the drums kick in? That's the
money part, right I was waiting for it and he
ruined it. Ruined it. You can't take that back. You
ruined Billyad's morning.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh good, that just made my day. Hey, you guys
are old enough to remember this. Olga Corbett she was
annoy I remember her. She was a gymnast, Russian gymnast,
but celebrated the world over for her skills.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I do love gymnasts and I was thinking about this yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I watched this video of her doing the Corbett flip
back in nineteen seventy two. Real dangerous, well gymnastics.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'd never seen people like just let go of the bars.
She just jumped in the air, let go of the bars,
and then grabbed hold of them again. And they're like,
wait a second, who said she could do that.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Back in the seventies, the Olympic Committee banned the move.
They said it was too dangerous. But today sounds like
they're gonna let trans athletes compete with women.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh god. One of these things I think is mildly dangerous.
The other one is clearly more dangerous. You know, the
guys do their own They just have one bar in gymnastics,
but they let go of it all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So I've decided it's going to be my goal now
to protect hot gymnasts from dangerous trans athletes. That's one
at a time, though, right, Yeah, not as a group.
I figured out it's your business. I met a gymnast
recently and it occurred to me that she needs protection.
I don't know did she use protection. She's not asking
for it, but I'm gonna offer it anyway. It's my thing,
(01:36):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, there's there's still flexible even you know, years later.
Cute too. Yeah, I know, I've noticed that. Okay, guys,
what that's enough? What is your deal? Let's let's focus here,
all right? Focused. Are you still exploring the origins of
the phrase hump day? Because that's what I was hearing
when I was coming in, and I just wanted to
(01:57):
put my two cents in. You know, it might not
have any thing to do with the actual hump you're
getting over towards the weekend, I know you visualize that
Monday is down here, and Tuesday's higher, Wednesday's up here,
then you down the hill. But perhaps it has more
to do with activities that people enjoy on a Wednesday,
(02:19):
you know, midway between the weekends, when they might enjoy
some activities as well well.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
According to groc, the phrase hump day originated in the
mid twentieth century in the United States. A midpoint of
the week, hump of the work week, the week feels
downhill towards the end of the weekend, popularized in workplace culture.
First appeared in print in the sixties, but that evolved
since then.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
He's talking about boning. You know, Oh, Wednesday is sex day.
I get it right Onnesday.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
The term was first attributed to Roy Man, who allegedly
coined it in a nineteen sixty five chat with DuPont
Plant water cooler types. The claim lacks definitive evidence. Apparently
in a nineteen seventy five it was used in the
JJ Cale song Friday, and nineteen fourteen it was prison
slang for passing a sentences midpoint.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Wow, we had a golden opportunity for some body sex talk,
and you decided to just go boring. Instead, I decided
to go to the high road. Don't you want to
talk about your gymnastics in bed? And I don't know
if that's necessary.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I never saw said I slept with a gymnast. I
just said that I met a hot gymnast.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, that's different sleeping. I would never I'm saving myself
for my second marriage. That's important.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Thank you very much. We actually have an email from
a guy who said something along the lines of I
appreciate Kenny's update on his post divorce dating because it's
making me reconsider my divorce. I think I'll just stay
miserably married instead of going through all that crappy dating
like he's describing. I don't know how you're helping people
(03:56):
stay together. I've enjoyed myself post marriage, but you know
it doesn't sound owned attractive to people of a certain
age who've lost the the energy to pursue the lasses.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
The will to go out and court young ladies and
that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
How good news is now that you can just have
them delivered right to your house.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, right, mail order. Yeah, you could do that eas
female would be the preference, but that's just me.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You do what you want to do. I feel like
we're talking about two different things. Here you order male ordering.
You know, it just don't sound like me, does it? All? Right?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So, as you know, we now live in the future.
The world's changed, right, we live in a post a
pre apocalyptic time. Here deck chairs on the Titanic, YadA, YadA, YadA.
And this is creating new problems for us with new technology,
with AI comes new problems.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Apocalypse, the end of the world. These are prophecies from
the end of time and it all hope it's the
side of the apocalypse. And it's probably broad to you
by my pillow. This is the time of morning when
I think people are probably thinking about how they slept
(05:07):
last night. Did you wake up with a sore neck?
You know? Show if my wrist really hurt when I
woke up for some reason, I want to know about it.
But I don't think my pillow will help that. No, No,
they will help you get a great night's sleep as
I do.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Sleep up with my pillows and a my pillow, mattress
topper and the Geezer sheets, and I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Promo code WJ. You know my favorite part about it.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Luxurious American made products at a low cost, and I
don't feel like I'm giving my money to the Communist Party.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
In the best part to fact that liberals hate it.
Oh they hate it. Oh just like like testless. You know,
maybe they'll be coming for your pillows.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, you're not wrong about that, all right. So we
are seeing something now we've never seen before, autonomous vehicles
driving people around high tech cities like Austin, Texas, Portland,
Silicon Valley. We now have self driving cabs. They pick
you up, they take you around the city.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Have you been on the road and seen a car
with no one driving it passing by? I think I've
seen it once. It is really alarming. I'm just not
comfortable with that.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Well, now that we have these autonomous vehicles driving around,
we all know with new technology, with new opportunity, comes
new problems. Because after building these vehicles, you know, they're small,
and nobody had considered what about the chunky monkeys, what
about the big girls, what about the heifers. Fortunately for us,
there's plus sized bloggers to ask this question.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And to that to safely ride in a way. Mall
and you might be two, it's your favorite queer automotive
educator and recently, my wife and I took our first
spin in the self driving ride share service. I had concerns,
but was cautiously optimistic about the experience. After loading up
our suitcases and getting comfortable, I buckled my seatbelt. No way,
(06:57):
I was riding in a futuristic self drive machine without it,
and bam, the seatbelt clicked and immediately locked. Okay, it happens,
Let me try again. Removing my seat belt instantly made
the car scream at me. But you know I had
to The seatbelt locked yet again, almost instantly. Damn it.
And before you think I'm the problem, we're just too
(07:18):
damn that for this car. The seatbelt locked it on
my smaller wife too. Fat people deserve a safe, comfortable
ride just like anyone else. Squamo, you need to provide
seatbelt extenders. It's as simple as that. They're relatively inexpensive
and should simply be in the car for customers to
use when they're needed. And while we're on the subject
(07:39):
of seatbelt extenders, being an ally to the fat people
in your life means you too should have a seatbelt
extender because they're not universal. A quick Google search or
call to your local parts department at the dealership will
let you know if the car manufacturer makes them, and
if they don't, you can get it from seatbelt extender Pro.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay, we're not going to promote the website. Did you
see your wife? Am I the only one who?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
My skinny wife couldn't do it either.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Less fat there's the skinny wife is also morbidly obese.
This yeah, this woman is wearing a moomo in the video.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
They're huge.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
This is a big girl. This is job of the
hut is walking around. She's wearing a tarpus clothing and
it's like, yeah, I got in this tiny little autonomous vehicle.
It's supposed to be fuel efficient and it was not
designed for somebody that's five times the size of an
average person.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What the name of that service? Wamo? Is that what
she called it? Weaymo wigo? I don't know, wig out,
I don't know. I know they just changed their name
to whale MoU instead of weay Mo whale mo, and
and they're just promoted it's for it's only four fat ladies.
Weaimo is what it's called. Weaimo.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
W h a l e Mo whale mo. You know
the weirdest thing about this. That company is owned by Google,
and in the video she tells you if you need
a if you need a seatbelt extender, google it.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
She's sure, why not did Google pay for this whole thing?
You see those two suitcases she had?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, there were two pieces of clothing in those giants,
one dress in one suitcase, and apparently two pairs of
shoes for her hoofs Bill Bill, Yeah, you gotta be carefully.
Her people are gonna think you are insensitive. You're not
an ally to the queer plus sized woman.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
The who who? I didn't think you had it in you.
I'm you huckle better stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson.
I ain't a big fan of this pope. I know
he just died, and you're supposed to be sensitive in all,
but I gotta tell you, as you're some of these
news reports, I ain't. I ain't a big fan, or
I wouldn't before anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I mean, you know, I've I've told you for years
that more traditional Catholics and even moderate Catholics aren't crazy
about the guy. But what is it that suddenly making
you dislike him some much?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
The headline about jd Vance going to meet Pope and
blah blah blah, last gada, you know, be with a
pope before he died, pretty much except the other guys
that wanted his job. But we don't want to talk
about that. Said, here's here's the way that the mainstream
media reported. JD. Vance meets with the Pope, but he
(10:14):
issued what are they called a condemnation when the Pope
issued apparent condemnation of the Trump administration.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Now you know that has nothing to do prophylactics, right, huh,
just making sure.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, the thing that now when they describe it, of course,
jd Van says, they discussed their shared religious faith. Jd
Vance is a Catholic, talked about the plight of persecuted
Christian communities around the world, Trump's commitment to restoring peace
around the world, blah blah blah. And then the popes
(10:49):
people said this they're they're describing the same meeting. Jd
Vance described. It was an exchange of opinions on the
international situation regarding countries affected by war, political tension, humanitarian situations,
a particular attention to migrants and refugees because Pope don't
(11:10):
think that we ought to kick people out of our
country after they have come here illegally. That's where we
got crossways with the Pope. Let me ask you this,
how hard is it for me to move into the Vatican.
It is possible. The Vatican is a country, by the way,
It's like the teeniest, tiniest little country in the world
(11:32):
is a country. Yeah, the Pope don't like the idea
of us kicking invaders out. But I guaranting to you
if I went and tried to live in the Vatican
a country, they wouldn't let me.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
No, you're correct. There's actually four groups of people that
would stop you. The Swiss Guard.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Those guys dress so spectacularly. I love their uniforms.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The Vatican Gender Murray Corp or whatever they're called. The
Italian Police, the Vatican Fire Brigade. I would also probably
step in the way. They also handle security related stuff.
But the Swiss Guard that's the most interesting. You like
those clothes, don't you do. I love their outfit. The
Pontifical Swiss Guard, established at fifteen oh six, is the
primary security force for the Pope.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
There's one hundred and thirty five members. They guard the Pope.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
They guard the Vatican in some key locations, they protect
them during ceremonial duties. They are highly trained in modern
security tactics and the silly ov.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
They keep people from coming in that they don't want
in there, Bam, just like we try to do here
in America. Now, the Pope is a big old hypocrite
because he tells us we shouldn't keep people out and
we shouldn't send them out if they get in, but
they don't let us in his country.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Okay, so the obvious hypocrisy here is that the Pope
was against us building a wall. But guess what surrounds
Vatican City?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Would it be a.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Blockade of some kind? I would describe it as a big,
beautiful wall. Oh don't say wall, No, it's I'm very hurtful.
It's as wall as a wall gets.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
It's as wall.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
These are walls, and which means it's filled with electricity
as you know.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh yeah, walls. I have electricity in them. All the
young kids think that's where coming that's where the power
comes from. At least he did get to sit down
and meet with the Pope, so you know he's got
that going forward.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
O case didn't sit down and meet with him, they
actually had. It was a phone call kind of like
I had with Shoe Exotic.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Is that right? Oh? We were told it was a
zoom call.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
There's who's we I we were earlier this week, it
was reported by someone I had a call, probably preparing
for this sit down meeting with the Pope.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Okay, I was sitting down with the Pope. There he
was standing up with the Pope. This was Easter Sunday.
But what a few days ago.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Okay, that's what I originally thought happened. And then someone
in this room said it was a zoom call. Who
said that, I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It was earlier this week. It was Kenny.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
No, it was one of you guys I heard. I
found it out from someone on this show. It doesn't matter.
The point I'm getting out is this.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I've always believed they met in person, which they did.
I never would have said they didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
In that In that photo you just show me, can't
you kind of tell he's about to die?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You think it's fake?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well, no, I think it's real. Look how bloated he wants.
I know, he definitely looks bad. And then I saw
the picture yesterday, the release from the Vatican of the Pope,
you know, lying in state in his coffin. Yeah, he
looked pretty bad. He did not look good. No, anyway,
rested peace to Pope Francis. I still contend, although I
(14:22):
was never a fan of this guy, easily my least
favorite pope. Still not as bad as Zelenski, Still not
as bad as a Democrat, Still not as I mean,
you know.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
He's the I want.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I want to believe that he thought he was doing good.
He was a comedy, he was a communist, and but
my you know, act of birth, basically look where he
was put on this planet. I will also say this,
I don't get the impression based on from based on
what I'm hearing from the Catholic community, that the next
pope is going to be.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
As far to the left as this guy.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I don't know if I'd go so far as to
say it would be a conservative or a traditionalist, but
I think the pendulum is going to swing back towards
the center with this next pope.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Let Muslim. I mean you mentioned that, you know, we
probably need a Muslim pope, by I don't think. I
don't think there's gonna be a Muslim pope.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
We were getting around trans pope finally, Yeah, there you go,
there you go. Finally, No, I think the next pope
is probably gonna be a little more towards the center
because people in the Catholic commute, a lot of Catholics
did not like Francis that You're not alone in your
you're disdain for him. There were a lot of people
who shared your opinion in the Catholic community.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Got an attitude I don't care for. And by the way,
people having fun poking around jd. Vance killed the pope
all this time, you know, probably the last people to
see the Pope alive, one of them is probably gonna
be the new Pope. There's a good chance one of
these guys in this picture with JD. Vance and the
Pope walking around, you know, like because he's always arounded
(15:46):
by other guys. Those guys had a much better reason
for walton this pope out of the way. They got
the new job.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
A lot of people think it's probably gonna go back
to Europe. And then also, isn't there a Vatican representative
at the UN Some people think it could either be
him or the cardinal in charge of Italy. I haven't
memorized all these people's names, but that's some of the people.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I hope you get around to that this weekend, because
we expected of you.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You hope I memorize the pope all the names of
the contenders. I'm going to take one hundred and twenty guys,
you know, vying for the job. I'm gonna cancel all
my plans this weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's a good, good job. And I'm just going to
learn the name of every single cardinal on earth. There
you go, All right, let's talk about school choice.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
School choice is probably happening in the state of Texas. Now,
it's happened in a lot of places where our radio
show could be heard Florida listeners, Arkansas listeners and enjoy
school choice. School Choice isn't supposed to be controversial, but
for some reason it is. And when I say for
some reason, I mean because the teachers union throws money
at politicians to pretend it's controvert who's in charge of
(16:47):
that union. There, I'm going to introduce you to her
right after this. She is the butcher's bold. Wait can
I say that on the radio? She's a woman that
men would probably not enjoy being alone with naked to
hang around here, don't.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Trump, don't trust China. China is ass ho. You're listening
to the Walton and Johnson
Hey, guys, like good morning, Hello, my sweeties, broad thuds
and kids us for hump Day.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You talked before the best part right there, that's the
oh did I Billiod?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Wouldn't you agree with the drums kick in? That's the
money part, right I was waiting for it and he
ruined it. Ruined it. You can't take that back. You
ruined Billyad's morning.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh good, that just made my day. Hey, you guys
are old enough to remember this. Olga Corbett she was
annoy I remember her. She was a gymnast, Russian gymnast,
but celebrated the world over for her skills.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I do love gymnasts and I was thinking about this yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I watched this video of her doing the Corbett flip
back in nineteen seventy two. Real dangerous, well gymnastics.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'd never seen people like just let go of the bars.
She just jumped in the air, let go of the bars,
and then grabbed hold of them again. And they're like,
wait a second, who said she could do that.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Back in the seventies, the Olympic Committee banned the move.
They said it was too dangerous. But today sounds like
they're gonna let trans athletes compete with women.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh god. One of these things I think is mildly dangerous.
The other one is clearly more dangerous. You know, the
guys do their own They just have one bar in gymnastics,
but they let go of it all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So I've decided it's going to be my goal now
to protect hot gymnasts from dangerous trans athletes. That's one
at a time, though, right, Yeah, not as a group.
I figured out it's your business. I met a gymnast
recently and it occurred to me that she needs protection.
I don't know did she use protection. She's not asking
for it, but I'm gonna offer it anyway. It's my thing,
(01:36):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, there's there's still flexible even you know, years later.
Cute too. Yeah, I know, I've noticed that. Okay, guys,
what that's enough? What is your deal? Let's let's focus here,
all right? Focused. Are you still exploring the origins of
the phrase hump day? Because that's what I was hearing
when I was coming in, and I just wanted to
(01:57):
put my two cents in. You know, it might not
have any thing to do with the actual hump you're
getting over towards the weekend, I know you visualize that
Monday is down here, and Tuesday's higher, Wednesday's up here,
then you down the hill. But perhaps it has more
to do with activities that people enjoy on a Wednesday,
(02:19):
you know, midway between the weekends, when they might enjoy
some activities as well well.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
According to groc, the phrase hump day originated in the
mid twentieth century in the United States. A midpoint of
the week, hump of the work week, the week feels
downhill towards the end of the weekend, popularized in workplace culture.
First appeared in print in the sixties, but that evolved
since then.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
He's talking about boning. You know, Oh, Wednesday is sex day.
I get it right Onnesday.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
The term was first attributed to Roy Man, who allegedly
coined it in a nineteen sixty five chat with DuPont
Plant water cooler types. The claim lacks definitive evidence. Apparently
in a nineteen seventy five it was used in the
JJ Cale song Friday, and nineteen fourteen it was prison
slang for passing a sentences midpoint.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Wow, we had a golden opportunity for some body sex talk,
and you decided to just go boring. Instead, I decided
to go to the high road. Don't you want to
talk about your gymnastics in bed? And I don't know
if that's necessary.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I never saw said I slept with a gymnast. I
just said that I met a hot gymnast.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, that's different sleeping. I would never I'm saving myself
for my second marriage. That's important.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Thank you very much. We actually have an email from
a guy who said something along the lines of I
appreciate Kenny's update on his post divorce dating because it's
making me reconsider my divorce. I think I'll just stay
miserably married instead of going through all that crappy dating
like he's describing. I don't know how you're helping people
(03:56):
stay together. I've enjoyed myself post marriage, but you know
it doesn't sound owned attractive to people of a certain
age who've lost the the energy to pursue the lasses.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
The will to go out and court young ladies and
that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
How good news is now that you can just have
them delivered right to your house.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, right, mail order. Yeah, you could do that eas
female would be the preference, but that's just me.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You do what you want to do. I feel like
we're talking about two different things. Here you order male ordering.
You know, it just don't sound like me, does it? All? Right?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So, as you know, we now live in the future.
The world's changed, right, we live in a post a
pre apocalyptic time. Here deck chairs on the Titanic, YadA, YadA, YadA.
And this is creating new problems for us with new technology,
with AI comes new problems.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Apocalypse, the end of the world. These are prophecies from
the end of time and it all hope it's the
side of the apocalypse. And it's probably broad to you
by my pillow. This is the time of morning when
I think people are probably thinking about how they slept
(05:07):
last night. Did you wake up with a sore neck?
You know? Show if my wrist really hurt when I
woke up for some reason, I want to know about it.
But I don't think my pillow will help that. No, No,
they will help you get a great night's sleep as
I do.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Sleep up with my pillows and a my pillow, mattress
topper and the Geezer sheets, and I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Promo code WJ. You know my favorite part about it.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Luxurious American made products at a low cost, and I
don't feel like I'm giving my money to the Communist Party.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
In the best part to fact that liberals hate it.
Oh they hate it. Oh just like like testless. You know,
maybe they'll be coming for your pillows.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, you're not wrong about that, all right. So we
are seeing something now we've never seen before, autonomous vehicles
driving people around high tech cities like Austin, Texas, Portland,
Silicon Valley. We now have self driving cabs. They pick
you up, they take you around the city.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Have you been on the road and seen a car
with no one driving it passing by? I think I've
seen it once. It is really alarming. I'm just not
comfortable with that.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Well, now that we have these autonomous vehicles driving around,
we all know with new technology, with new opportunity, comes
new problems. Because after building these vehicles, you know, they're small,
and nobody had considered what about the chunky monkeys, what
about the big girls, what about the heifers. Fortunately for us,
there's plus sized bloggers to ask this question.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And to that to safely ride in a way. Mall
and you might be two, it's your favorite queer automotive
educator and recently, my wife and I took our first
spin in the self driving ride share service. I had concerns,
but was cautiously optimistic about the experience. After loading up
our suitcases and getting comfortable, I buckled my seatbelt. No way,
(06:57):
I was riding in a futuristic self drive machine without it,
and bam, the seatbelt clicked and immediately locked. Okay, it happens,
Let me try again. Removing my seat belt instantly made
the car scream at me. But you know I had
to The seatbelt locked yet again, almost instantly. Damn it.
And before you think I'm the problem, we're just too
(07:18):
damn that for this car. The seatbelt locked it on
my smaller wife too. Fat people deserve a safe, comfortable
ride just like anyone else. Squamo, you need to provide
seatbelt extenders. It's as simple as that. They're relatively inexpensive
and should simply be in the car for customers to
use when they're needed. And while we're on the subject
(07:39):
of seatbelt extenders, being an ally to the fat people
in your life means you too should have a seatbelt
extender because they're not universal. A quick Google search or
call to your local parts department at the dealership will
let you know if the car manufacturer makes them, and
if they don't, you can get it from seatbelt extender Pro.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay, we're not going to promote the website. Did you
see your wife? Am I the only one who?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
My skinny wife couldn't do it either.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Less fat there's the skinny wife is also morbidly obese.
This yeah, this woman is wearing a moomo in the video.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
They're huge.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
This is a big girl. This is job of the
hut is walking around. She's wearing a tarpus clothing and
it's like, yeah, I got in this tiny little autonomous vehicle.
It's supposed to be fuel efficient and it was not
designed for somebody that's five times the size of an
average person.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What the name of that service? Wamo? Is that what
she called it? Weaymo wigo? I don't know, wig out,
I don't know. I know they just changed their name
to whale MoU instead of weay Mo whale mo, and
and they're just promoted it's for it's only four fat ladies.
Weaimo is what it's called. Weaimo.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
W h a l e Mo whale mo. You know
the weirdest thing about this. That company is owned by Google,
and in the video she tells you if you need
a if you need a seatbelt extender, google it.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
She's sure, why not did Google pay for this whole thing?
You see those two suitcases she had?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, there were two pieces of clothing in those giants,
one dress in one suitcase, and apparently two pairs of
shoes for her hoofs Bill Bill, Yeah, you gotta be carefully.
Her people are gonna think you are insensitive. You're not
an ally to the queer plus sized woman.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
The who who? I didn't think you had it in you.
I'm you huckle better stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson.
I ain't a big fan of this pope. I know
he just died, and you're supposed to be sensitive in all,
but I gotta tell you, as you're some of these
news reports, I ain't. I ain't a big fan, or
I wouldn't before anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I mean, you know, I've I've told you for years
that more traditional Catholics and even moderate Catholics aren't crazy
about the guy. But what is it that suddenly making
you dislike him some much?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
The headline about jd Vance going to meet Pope and
blah blah blah, last gada, you know, be with a
pope before he died, pretty much except the other guys
that wanted his job. But we don't want to talk
about that. Said, here's here's the way that the mainstream
media reported. JD. Vance meets with the Pope, but he
(10:14):
issued what are they called a condemnation when the Pope
issued apparent condemnation of the Trump administration.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Now you know that has nothing to do prophylactics, right, huh,
just making sure.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, the thing that now when they describe it, of course,
jd Van says, they discussed their shared religious faith. Jd
Vance is a Catholic, talked about the plight of persecuted
Christian communities around the world, Trump's commitment to restoring peace
around the world, blah blah blah. And then the popes
(10:49):
people said this they're they're describing the same meeting. Jd
Vance described. It was an exchange of opinions on the
international situation regarding countries affected by war, political tension, humanitarian situations,
a particular attention to migrants and refugees because Pope don't
(11:10):
think that we ought to kick people out of our
country after they have come here illegally. That's where we
got crossways with the Pope. Let me ask you this,
how hard is it for me to move into the Vatican.
It is possible. The Vatican is a country, by the way,
It's like the teeniest, tiniest little country in the world
(11:32):
is a country. Yeah, the Pope don't like the idea
of us kicking invaders out. But I guaranting to you
if I went and tried to live in the Vatican
a country, they wouldn't let me.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
No, you're correct. There's actually four groups of people that
would stop you. The Swiss Guard.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Those guys dress so spectacularly. I love their uniforms.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The Vatican Gender Murray Corp or whatever they're called. The
Italian Police, the Vatican Fire Brigade. I would also probably
step in the way. They also handle security related stuff.
But the Swiss Guard that's the most interesting. You like
those clothes, don't you do. I love their outfit. The
Pontifical Swiss Guard, established at fifteen oh six, is the
primary security force for the Pope.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
There's one hundred and thirty five members. They guard the Pope.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
They guard the Vatican in some key locations, they protect
them during ceremonial duties. They are highly trained in modern
security tactics and the silly ov.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
They keep people from coming in that they don't want
in there, Bam, just like we try to do here
in America. Now, the Pope is a big old hypocrite
because he tells us we shouldn't keep people out and
we shouldn't send them out if they get in, but
they don't let us in his country.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Okay, so the obvious hypocrisy here is that the Pope
was against us building a wall. But guess what surrounds
Vatican City?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Would it be a.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Blockade of some kind? I would describe it as a big,
beautiful wall. Oh don't say wall, No, it's I'm very hurtful.
It's as wall as a wall gets.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
It's as wall.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
These are walls, and which means it's filled with electricity
as you know.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh yeah, walls. I have electricity in them. All the
young kids think that's where coming that's where the power
comes from. At least he did get to sit down
and meet with the Pope, so you know he's got
that going forward.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
O case didn't sit down and meet with him, they
actually had. It was a phone call kind of like
I had with Shoe Exotic.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Is that right? Oh? We were told it was a
zoom call.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
There's who's we I we were earlier this week, it
was reported by someone I had a call, probably preparing
for this sit down meeting with the Pope.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Okay, I was sitting down with the Pope. There he
was standing up with the Pope. This was Easter Sunday.
But what a few days ago.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Okay, that's what I originally thought happened. And then someone
in this room said it was a zoom call. Who
said that, I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It was earlier this week. It was Kenny.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
No, it was one of you guys I heard. I
found it out from someone on this show. It doesn't matter.
The point I'm getting out is this.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I've always believed they met in person, which they did.
I never would have said they didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
In that In that photo you just show me, can't
you kind of tell he's about to die?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You think it's fake?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well, no, I think it's real. Look how bloated he wants.
I know, he definitely looks bad. And then I saw
the picture yesterday, the release from the Vatican of the Pope,
you know, lying in state in his coffin. Yeah, he
looked pretty bad. He did not look good. No, anyway,
rested peace to Pope Francis. I still contend, although I
(14:22):
was never a fan of this guy, easily my least
favorite pope. Still not as bad as Zelenski, Still not
as bad as a Democrat, Still not as I mean,
you know.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
He's the I want.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I want to believe that he thought he was doing good.
He was a comedy, he was a communist, and but
my you know, act of birth, basically look where he
was put on this planet. I will also say this,
I don't get the impression based on from based on
what I'm hearing from the Catholic community, that the next
pope is going to be.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
As far to the left as this guy.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I don't know if I'd go so far as to
say it would be a conservative or a traditionalist, but
I think the pendulum is going to swing back towards
the center with this next pope.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Let Muslim. I mean you mentioned that, you know, we
probably need a Muslim pope, by I don't think. I
don't think there's gonna be a Muslim pope.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
We were getting around trans pope finally, Yeah, there you go,
there you go. Finally, No, I think the next pope
is probably gonna be a little more towards the center
because people in the Catholic commute, a lot of Catholics
did not like Francis that You're not alone in your
you're disdain for him. There were a lot of people
who shared your opinion in the Catholic community.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Got an attitude I don't care for. And by the way,
people having fun poking around jd. Vance killed the pope
all this time, you know, probably the last people to
see the Pope alive, one of them is probably gonna
be the new Pope. There's a good chance one of
these guys in this picture with JD. Vance and the
Pope walking around, you know, like because he's always arounded
(15:46):
by other guys. Those guys had a much better reason
for walton this pope out of the way. They got
the new job.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
A lot of people think it's probably gonna go back
to Europe. And then also, isn't there a Vatican representative
at the UN Some people think it could either be
him or the cardinal in charge of Italy. I haven't
memorized all these people's names, but that's some of the people.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I hope you get around to that this weekend, because
we expected of you.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You hope I memorize the pope all the names of
the contenders. I'm going to take one hundred and twenty guys,
you know, vying for the job. I'm gonna cancel all
my plans this weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's a good, good job. And I'm just going to
learn the name of every single cardinal on earth. There
you go, All right, let's talk about school choice.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
School choice is probably happening in the state of Texas. Now,
it's happened in a lot of places where our radio
show could be heard Florida listeners, Arkansas listeners and enjoy
school choice. School Choice isn't supposed to be controversial, but
for some reason it is. And when I say for
some reason, I mean because the teachers union throws money
at politicians to pretend it's controvert who's in charge of
(16:47):
that union. There, I'm going to introduce you to her
right after this. She is the butcher's bold. Wait can
I say that on the radio? She's a woman that
men would probably not enjoy being alone with naked to
hang around here, don't.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Trump, don't trust China. China is ass ho. You're listening
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