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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, yeah, it's time. It's sprying. It's not spring. But no,
it's not spraying or spring. It's almost fall. Are you excited?
It doesn't really feel like it's almost fall. Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What about that massive coal front that's barreling towards the
Gulf South as we speak.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
When you're talking about it, it's like ninety degrees out, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
By the end of the week it might be eighty eight. Oh,
exciting stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I guess it doesn't really feel it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And then, of course, the first day of autumn is
still basically three weeks away from yesterday. So yeah, basically
three weeks. But those fall temperatures. Oooh, that cold northern Arctic,
blue northern wind. It's gonna come howling down any month now,
(00:51):
just any time.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Well, look, any time now. We're gonna get an update
on something we've been waiting for for a while, which
would be the Cereal butt sniffer and California.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You know, I was wondering what happened to that story,
cause we talked about that a week ago.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You remember the cereal butt sniffer in California. He followed
and sniffed a woman's buttox and a Nordstrom rack, not
even a regular nord Strummer Nordstrom round.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, yeah, the regular Nordstrom. They won't put up with
that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well, he's been arrested again for the exact same crime,
just as he was a couple months ago.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Here's what he did in jail. Will they do that
kind of thing all day? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So in California, if you get arrested for sniff and
a woman's boat.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
They don't put you in jail.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I don't think unless you insult a Democrat, you're fine.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Here's one of the women, one of the victims, talking
about the butt sniffers release.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I didn't realize he was so close to me until
I heard like his jewelry or something, and he sounded
extremely close to me. So that's when I turned around
and noticed that he was right under me. So that's
when I stepped back towards the book chase and I
asked him what he was doing, and he said that
he was tying his shoe. He was smelling me, and
(01:59):
he smelled another person in the store. It's honestly infuriating
because he's done this for thirteen plus years, so.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
They know what he's going to do when they release
him again. They just won't put a stop through that sniffing. Huh.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
In California, a man could just walk around Willie Nelly
sniffing women's butts and there's nothing women could do about it.
And I've had it up to here with the California
bu sniffer.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I mean, yeah, okay, absolutely enough.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Isn't it possible that he is just trying to act
more presidential?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What, well, you know there was a president that went
around sniffing people and they didn't They didn't make a
big deal.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
About that at all. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Maybe he say, you know, I'm trying to bring back Biden,
you know, sniffing.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Is he dead yet? Is he still alive? What happened
with the the as alive? Asked Trump? Apparently, from what
I hear, doesn't. There are stories about both of them
having passed recently. I wouldn't it be wild if Joe
outlives Donald? Oh stop, I'm just saying, would that be wild?
I'm not saying that's going to happen. It would be
what would you not agree? That would be crazy?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It would be crazy. It would be crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
While we're talking politics, which is so rare here. I
thought you'd be interested in this died suddenly report because
this one didn't take place in America.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's a medical coincidence, or it's a died suddenly reports.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Both.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Probably it's a died suddenly for sure. Four political candidates
in Germany. Right, they're from the what they call the
AfD party Alternative for Germany. Uh huh, that's clever.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Four of the candidates from that same party died suddenly
and unexpectedly in Germany just weeks before the election.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Wow, imagine the timing of that. It's just completely coincidental.
Of course, just in time for Octoberfest too. Doesn't october
Fest start today?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well yeah in Germany. Yes, they're like get to it
before the tourists show up in October.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
In Germany they have october Fest in September. And that's
confusing because why don't they just call it September Fest.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, they have Oktoberfest in October two, but it's for us,
not for the Germans.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
See, I am really confused. I thought it was the opposite.
I thought, if you show up in Germany on October,
you missed it. Americans have october Fest in October because
we're stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Now, the Germans decided since tourists electric mess with their fest,
they have theirs ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh I get it. It just you know smart.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
But now that people know it, well they just start
going in September and maybe that'll clear up October.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And it's complicated.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
What are the little outfits called leader housing? And what's
it called when a woman wears one?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's just that's leather leather pants?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh so how do they just call it leather pants.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Because they're German? Oh they always have to get different
words for stuff. Well, why America, I ain't did enough
for anybody else?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Bye with me?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Well, speaking of pans, apparently Hooters has decided to walk
back their plan to have the waitress's butt.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Cheeks hanging out.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
A seventy three year old lawyer is fighting to get
fifty Hooters restaurants back in business. His plan includes some
changes for the waitresses, like banning, as he says, butt
cheeks hanging out of their shorts.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well, that's a shame.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
So we reached out to one of our favorite Hooters
waitresses from right here in town to get a take
on it.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Which one's your favorite?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Any of them, Oh, the one that still works there,
because you know they've been struggling. Now, well sure, thanks
to OnlyFans and Instagram. I gotta think it's probably hard
to find a Hooters waitress Nowaday thinks.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
So yeah, hey y'all, it's Shy and from Hooters, and I,
along with the other girls Christy, Misty, Crystal and.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Onyx, are beginning to get confused.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
First it was short shorts, booty out. Now it's no
cheeks of poppin.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
They also require us to have and I quote, glamorous
hairstyle in and the ability to maintain an attractive and
fit image. So we're supposed to sling wings and be
camera ready. Is Hooters gonna pay our salon in Jim bills?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Because the way we're figuring, we can make just as
much servants slop at cracker barrel with our hair and
a pony, and we want to have a bunch of
morens trying to take pictures of us. If you want
to make it a family restaurant, do a name change.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
The name is still Hooters.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You might as well call it Jugs and have a
logo beer pictures. Oh yeah, you do it good. Idea
Sixually not a bad idea. She's probably gonna want to
get in on that though.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
If we make millions, I would drink at drugs and
I bet you would.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It seems like a fun name. We leave jugs out
of this. They did nothing wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
In the meantime, they're not going to actually make them
wear pants, are they? Because you said, speaking of pants,
hooters and pants, don't I mean short booty shorts.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
That's that's the way to go, right there. They just
explain there's not gonna be any more booty shorts was
a whole point of it. Not full length pants either.
Maybe capri, like a middle grade capri, some sexy capris
doesn't sound that hot to me. Not a sports drink
for kiddos, Caprice son, Oh, that's that's a that's a
different thing. Oh, that's the best pouch form of you
(07:17):
drink you can get. If you're drinking out of a pouch,
you better hope it's a Caprice Son.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It's sports pouch beverages. Go, that's top of the line.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh yeah, I forgot when you guys were doing sports
earlier that I was going to attach my report from
the US Open tennis tournament.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You guys, don't don't think it's sports. I'll separated for you.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But exciting news for all the fans that the US Open. Okay,
Steve Carell was in the crowd and he has led
his gray grow out. Now, oh tongues wore a wagon
after they saw the gray, the platinum, the silver stallion.
(08:01):
Steve Carrell from of course office fame from back.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
In his it and was he playing tennis? What does
he have to do in the crowd.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
There are a lot of celebrities in the US Open
because it's in New York and celebrities tend to be
there a lot. Also, controversy reared its ugly head as
one of the players, a hard word guy from someplace
you don't know, was signing autographs and he offered his
hat to one of the young children in the crowd,
(08:32):
and a grown up just reached over and snatched it
out of his hand before the kid could have it.
I saw that it cost a huge controversy. Well it's
finally after days and days of people saying what a
horrible person he is, they went and found you know
who it was. He was the CEO of some Polish company.
(08:53):
Nobody knows him here but he has officially apologized and
said all a big misunderstanding. He thought the player was
offering him the hat, even though he was over there
and the little boy was right in front of the player.
He still says, Oh my bad, I don't know why
we're punishing this guy. He taught that kid a valuable
(09:13):
lesson about how the real world. In the real world,
anybody who attends a tennis match, he's probably gonna get bullied,
and they probably should, you know. And speaking of bullies,
bullies or in the news, as Gavin Newsom has accused
Trump of being a bully. He said he's so upset
with his bullying tactics that Gavin Newsom says he would
(09:36):
like to punch Trump in the mouth of metaphorically it
was of course, that would have then make him the
real bully here, would it not.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Isn't it interesting how whenever a Democrat is losing in
the polls, they always make some weird comment to the
media about how they want to take Trump out behind
the middle school and rape them or something like.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Now, remember they they come out and told us they're
playing months ago. Uh, to be.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Just to sound tougher, they're gonna do things like, well, Biden,
you should do it all the time now, gavenows do it.
They're gonna threaten the Republican j physical violence even though
they're opposed to it opposedly.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
And the other thing, they're gonna say curse words a
lot now and you've already seen a lot of them
doing it with the f Trump and a lot of
these gals and the squad. They're throwing out words we're
not allowed to say on the radio. Don't forget betouh.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, well that's what I said one of the gals.
Oh sure, my bad. We've got all this like evidence.
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Always wonder how many journalists at mainstream news outlets are
in bed with a publicist, all of them. I give
you an example what I'm talking about. Listen to this headline.
Jason Kelsey hopes he gets to be the best man
at Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift's wedding.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
They put that story out.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
There and then and then in a couple of months
they can announce that he got.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
His wish, he got his dream.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
If the what no, Wow, that's not news, that is
a news. He wan he's going to be in his
brother's wedding. Yeah, that's a shocker. He hopes he's in
his brother's fake web. The news would be that it's
not a real wedding, and we were all tricked into
believing it was.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It's already been one full exciting week. Well it will
be as of this afternoon of this evening when the
announcement that Taylor and Travis trailer trailers are engaged.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Trailer kiffed, not just trailer. You don't have to be
a one word thing. Oh okay, I get it. Yeah,
that's how they That's how they'll do you. Well.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Congratulations to Taylor Swift and her boyfriend, the cuckoled little
bitch boy sipping on his soy latte from the sidelines.
It'll be his last year playing professional sports. Next year
he'll be a stay at home wife.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That's right, And mom'll he's already pregnant.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I hear. Yeah, well you can have a baby now
if you're a man. You know, I did.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Little investigation and I found out why Kenny is so
just eat up with jealousy over this entire situation.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Uh, it's all I can think about it.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Why you discount them as a couple an actless though
it doesn't bother you at all, because it obviously bothers you.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Agree, obviously, I'm just I'm consumed by it.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The newly engaged couple and their fancy engagement ring made
an appearance for the first time in public since the
engagement this past weekend at the Cincinnati Bearcats football game.
Now it's all starting to come together. Kenny's favorite college
(12:39):
football team obviously Cincinnati Bearcats. Everybody knows that. Turns out,
Travis Kelsey played there, and he and Tay decided to
watch their game against Nebraska this past weekend, and you
are just beside yourself with the fact that you're not
included in any of this Bearcat from.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
All, whose job do you think is harder, her having
to pretend that she likes football or him having to
pretend he's sexually attracted The flat ass Taylor Sweft is me.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I'd say him, but I guess you had to look
at it from her.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
It's like, really, well, her whole life, she never cared
about sports at all.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Do you think he was second choice?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Because the ladies I've been talking to, they tell me
that they like his brother Jason better that Dad bods
a thing. Now, Jason Kelsey, if he wasn't married, I
think he would be the real catch here. They're only
going after Travis. Oh, because Jason, his brother is taken.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
What if I told you, mister Owit that the reason
some women are attracted to him is because he's unobtainable.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
That might have something to do with it. I ain't
gonna say it ain't, but they obviously think. You know
that that muskly physique thing that all the men think
they won't they won't wash board as you know, six
packs and all that kind of the ladies they ain't.
They gave up on that a long time ago. They
looking for that Jason kilthy body.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Some time ago, a political strategist asked me to go
on a blind date with one of her friends, her friend.
Do you remember the story her friend, Yeah, her friend
was over thirty minutes late, and when her friend arrived,
I just asked the question. I was like, so, what
kind of guys do you normally date? And she's like, oh,
I have a problem. I like unobtainable men. And I
was like, well, I have good news for you, because
I would never date a person that shows up over
(14:30):
half an hour late.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You have officially become unobtainable.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah, you're about to fall in love with me, and
we can just sit here and have a drink because
after this dinner's over, we're never seeing each other again.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
But you want me worse now than ever before.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
No, but what she meant was married men. Of course,
there's a group of women out there, women that are married.
If you listen to the show and you're ever pig,
just understand there is a group of women that aren't
interested at all in tall, successful, funny, attractive men.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
No. No, they want your husband, right, that's what they want.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
If your husband's even mildly good looking and successful, he's
a huge catch to them, just simply because the challenge
is getting him away from you.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
The challenge plus the fact that somebody has already vetted
this man, if they've married him and stayed together, then
chances are I mean, he's a pretty good product for
your future as well.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That's interesting. I never thought of it that way before.
Do you think that it goes the other way?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Do you think men are interested in other dudes' wives
the way that women are interested in other dudes like chicks?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Matt, I don't think it's the same. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You know, there's what is puzzling though, There's there's two
kinds of dudes out there in the in the world.
There are guys I've seen it happen that will take
their wedding ring off when they go out to a
bar or someplace, you know, thinking they're sure to get lucky,
even though you can see where it was. You know,
you can, yeah, because of the tan line tandline and
the little you know, the squeezy place. But there are
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also guys who will put a fake wedding ring on
when they go out to bars because of chicks like her.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Wow. So you know, if we could just start some.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Kind of a social media place where guys with wedding
rings can loan them to single guys when they need
because the married men don't want you to know they're married,
and the single guys wants you to think they are.
So we just need to get these two kids together
and they can swap rings out.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Not since the last time I watched the Taliban beheading video,
has my opinion about humanity been so low?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Really? Yeah, I just thought it that's funny. Wellnon Johnson show,
We'll be right back.
Oh, yeah, it's time. It's sprying. It's not spring. But no,
it's not spraying or spring. It's almost fall. Are you excited?
It doesn't really feel like it's almost fall. Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What about that massive coal front that's barreling towards the
Gulf South as we speak.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
When you're talking about it, it's like ninety degrees out, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
By the end of the week it might be eighty eight. Oh,
exciting stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I guess it doesn't really feel it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And then, of course, the first day of autumn is
still basically three weeks away from yesterday. So yeah, basically
three weeks. But those fall temperatures. Oooh, that cold northern Arctic,
blue northern wind. It's gonna come howling down any month now,
(00:51):
just any time.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Well, look, any time now. We're gonna get an update
on something we've been waiting for for a while, which
would be the Cereal butt sniffer and California.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You know, I was wondering what happened to that story,
cause we talked about that a week ago.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You remember the cereal butt sniffer in California. He followed
and sniffed a woman's buttox and a Nordstrom rack, not
even a regular nord Strummer Nordstrom round.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, yeah, the regular Nordstrom. They won't put up with
that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well, he's been arrested again for the exact same crime,
just as he was a couple months ago.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Here's what he did in jail. Will they do that
kind of thing all day? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So in California, if you get arrested for sniff and
a woman's boat.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
They don't put you in jail.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I don't think unless you insult a Democrat, you're fine.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Here's one of the women, one of the victims, talking
about the butt sniffers release.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I didn't realize he was so close to me until
I heard like his jewelry or something, and he sounded
extremely close to me. So that's when I turned around
and noticed that he was right under me. So that's
when I stepped back towards the book chase and I
asked him what he was doing, and he said that
he was tying his shoe. He was smelling me, and
(01:59):
he smelled another person in the store. It's honestly infuriating
because he's done this for thirteen plus years, so.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
They know what he's going to do when they release
him again. They just won't put a stop through that sniffing. Huh.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
In California, a man could just walk around Willie Nelly
sniffing women's butts and there's nothing women could do about it.
And I've had it up to here with the California
bu sniffer.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I mean, yeah, okay, absolutely enough.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Isn't it possible that he is just trying to act
more presidential?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What, well, you know there was a president that went
around sniffing people and they didn't They didn't make a
big deal.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
About that at all. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Maybe he say, you know, I'm trying to bring back Biden,
you know, sniffing.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Is he dead yet? Is he still alive? What happened
with the the as alive? Asked Trump? Apparently, from what
I hear, doesn't. There are stories about both of them
having passed recently. I wouldn't it be wild if Joe
outlives Donald? Oh stop, I'm just saying, would that be wild?
I'm not saying that's going to happen. It would be
what would you not agree? That would be crazy?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It would be crazy. It would be crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
While we're talking politics, which is so rare here. I
thought you'd be interested in this died suddenly report because
this one didn't take place in America.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's a medical coincidence, or it's a died suddenly reports.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Both.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Probably it's a died suddenly for sure. Four political candidates
in Germany. Right, they're from the what they call the
AfD party Alternative for Germany. Uh huh, that's clever.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Four of the candidates from that same party died suddenly
and unexpectedly in Germany just weeks before the election.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Wow, imagine the timing of that. It's just completely coincidental.
Of course, just in time for Octoberfest too. Doesn't october
Fest start today?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well yeah in Germany. Yes, they're like get to it
before the tourists show up in October.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
In Germany they have october Fest in September. And that's
confusing because why don't they just call it September Fest.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, they have Oktoberfest in October two, but it's for us,
not for the Germans.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
See, I am really confused. I thought it was the opposite.
I thought, if you show up in Germany on October,
you missed it. Americans have october Fest in October because
we're stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Now, the Germans decided since tourists electric mess with their fest,
they have theirs ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh I get it. It just you know smart.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
But now that people know it, well they just start
going in September and maybe that'll clear up October.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And it's complicated.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
What are the little outfits called leader housing? And what's
it called when a woman wears one?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's just that's leather leather pants?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh so how do they just call it leather pants.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Because they're German? Oh they always have to get different
words for stuff. Well, why America, I ain't did enough
for anybody else?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Bye with me?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Well, speaking of pans, apparently Hooters has decided to walk
back their plan to have the waitress's butt.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Cheeks hanging out.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
A seventy three year old lawyer is fighting to get
fifty Hooters restaurants back in business. His plan includes some
changes for the waitresses, like banning, as he says, butt
cheeks hanging out of their shorts.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well, that's a shame.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
So we reached out to one of our favorite Hooters
waitresses from right here in town to get a take
on it.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Which one's your favorite?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Any of them, Oh, the one that still works there,
because you know they've been struggling. Now, well sure, thanks
to OnlyFans and Instagram. I gotta think it's probably hard
to find a Hooters waitress Nowaday thinks.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
So yeah, hey y'all, it's Shy and from Hooters, and I,
along with the other girls Christy, Misty, Crystal and.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Onyx, are beginning to get confused.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
First it was short shorts, booty out. Now it's no
cheeks of poppin.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
They also require us to have and I quote, glamorous
hairstyle in and the ability to maintain an attractive and
fit image. So we're supposed to sling wings and be
camera ready. Is Hooters gonna pay our salon in Jim bills?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Because the way we're figuring, we can make just as
much servants slop at cracker barrel with our hair and
a pony, and we want to have a bunch of
morens trying to take pictures of us. If you want
to make it a family restaurant, do a name change.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
The name is still Hooters.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You might as well call it Jugs and have a
logo beer pictures. Oh yeah, you do it good. Idea
Sixually not a bad idea. She's probably gonna want to
get in on that though.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
If we make millions, I would drink at drugs and
I bet you would.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It seems like a fun name. We leave jugs out
of this. They did nothing wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
In the meantime, they're not going to actually make them
wear pants, are they? Because you said, speaking of pants,
hooters and pants, don't I mean short booty shorts.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
That's that's the way to go, right there. They just
explain there's not gonna be any more booty shorts was
a whole point of it. Not full length pants either.
Maybe capri, like a middle grade capri, some sexy capris
doesn't sound that hot to me. Not a sports drink
for kiddos, Caprice son, Oh, that's that's a that's a
different thing. Oh, that's the best pouch form of you
(07:17):
drink you can get. If you're drinking out of a pouch,
you better hope it's a Caprice Son.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It's sports pouch beverages. Go, that's top of the line.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh yeah, I forgot when you guys were doing sports
earlier that I was going to attach my report from
the US Open tennis tournament.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You guys, don't don't think it's sports. I'll separated for you.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But exciting news for all the fans that the US Open. Okay,
Steve Carell was in the crowd and he has led
his gray grow out. Now, oh tongues wore a wagon
after they saw the gray, the platinum, the silver stallion.
(08:01):
Steve Carrell from of course office fame from back.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
In his it and was he playing tennis? What does
he have to do in the crowd.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
There are a lot of celebrities in the US Open
because it's in New York and celebrities tend to be
there a lot. Also, controversy reared its ugly head as
one of the players, a hard word guy from someplace
you don't know, was signing autographs and he offered his
hat to one of the young children in the crowd,
(08:32):
and a grown up just reached over and snatched it
out of his hand before the kid could have it.
I saw that it cost a huge controversy. Well it's
finally after days and days of people saying what a
horrible person he is, they went and found you know
who it was. He was the CEO of some Polish company.
(08:53):
Nobody knows him here but he has officially apologized and
said all a big misunderstanding. He thought the player was
offering him the hat, even though he was over there
and the little boy was right in front of the player.
He still says, Oh my bad, I don't know why
we're punishing this guy. He taught that kid a valuable
(09:13):
lesson about how the real world. In the real world,
anybody who attends a tennis match, he's probably gonna get bullied,
and they probably should, you know. And speaking of bullies,
bullies or in the news, as Gavin Newsom has accused
Trump of being a bully. He said he's so upset
with his bullying tactics that Gavin Newsom says he would
(09:36):
like to punch Trump in the mouth of metaphorically it
was of course, that would have then make him the
real bully here, would it not.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Isn't it interesting how whenever a Democrat is losing in
the polls, they always make some weird comment to the
media about how they want to take Trump out behind
the middle school and rape them or something like.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Now, remember they they come out and told us they're
playing months ago. Uh, to be.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Just to sound tougher, they're gonna do things like, well, Biden,
you should do it all the time now, gavenows do it.
They're gonna threaten the Republican j physical violence even though
they're opposed to it opposedly.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
And the other thing, they're gonna say curse words a
lot now and you've already seen a lot of them
doing it with the f Trump and a lot of
these gals and the squad. They're throwing out words we're
not allowed to say on the radio. Don't forget betouh.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, well that's what I said one of the gals.
Oh sure, my bad. We've got all this like evidence.
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Always wonder how many journalists at mainstream news outlets are
in bed with a publicist, all of them. I give
you an example what I'm talking about. Listen to this headline.
Jason Kelsey hopes he gets to be the best man
at Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift's wedding.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
They put that story out.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
There and then and then in a couple of months
they can announce that he got.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
His wish, he got his dream.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
If the what no, Wow, that's not news, that is
a news. He wan he's going to be in his
brother's wedding. Yeah, that's a shocker. He hopes he's in
his brother's fake web. The news would be that it's
not a real wedding, and we were all tricked into
believing it was.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It's already been one full exciting week. Well it will
be as of this afternoon of this evening when the
announcement that Taylor and Travis trailer trailers are engaged.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Trailer kiffed, not just trailer. You don't have to be
a one word thing. Oh okay, I get it. Yeah,
that's how they That's how they'll do you. Well.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Congratulations to Taylor Swift and her boyfriend, the cuckoled little
bitch boy sipping on his soy latte from the sidelines.
It'll be his last year playing professional sports. Next year
he'll be a stay at home wife.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That's right, And mom'll he's already pregnant.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I hear. Yeah, well you can have a baby now
if you're a man. You know, I did.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Little investigation and I found out why Kenny is so
just eat up with jealousy over this entire situation.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Uh, it's all I can think about it.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Why you discount them as a couple an actless though
it doesn't bother you at all, because it obviously bothers you.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Agree, obviously, I'm just I'm consumed by it.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The newly engaged couple and their fancy engagement ring made
an appearance for the first time in public since the
engagement this past weekend at the Cincinnati Bearcats football game.
Now it's all starting to come together. Kenny's favorite college
(12:39):
football team obviously Cincinnati Bearcats. Everybody knows that. Turns out,
Travis Kelsey played there, and he and Tay decided to
watch their game against Nebraska this past weekend, and you
are just beside yourself with the fact that you're not
included in any of this Bearcat from.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
All, whose job do you think is harder, her having
to pretend that she likes football or him having to
pretend he's sexually attracted The flat ass Taylor Sweft is me.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I'd say him, but I guess you had to look
at it from her.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
It's like, really, well, her whole life, she never cared
about sports at all.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Do you think he was second choice?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Because the ladies I've been talking to, they tell me
that they like his brother Jason better that Dad bods
a thing. Now, Jason Kelsey, if he wasn't married, I
think he would be the real catch here. They're only
going after Travis. Oh, because Jason, his brother is taken.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
What if I told you, mister Owit that the reason
some women are attracted to him is because he's unobtainable.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
That might have something to do with it. I ain't
gonna say it ain't, but they obviously think. You know
that that muskly physique thing that all the men think
they won't they won't wash board as you know, six
packs and all that kind of the ladies they ain't.
They gave up on that a long time ago. They
looking for that Jason kilthy body.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Some time ago, a political strategist asked me to go
on a blind date with one of her friends, her friend.
Do you remember the story her friend, Yeah, her friend
was over thirty minutes late, and when her friend arrived,
I just asked the question. I was like, so, what
kind of guys do you normally date? And she's like, oh,
I have a problem. I like unobtainable men. And I
was like, well, I have good news for you, because
I would never date a person that shows up over
(14:30):
half an hour late.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You have officially become unobtainable.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah, you're about to fall in love with me, and
we can just sit here and have a drink because
after this dinner's over, we're never seeing each other again.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
But you want me worse now than ever before.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
No, but what she meant was married men. Of course,
there's a group of women out there, women that are married.
If you listen to the show and you're ever pig,
just understand there is a group of women that aren't
interested at all in tall, successful, funny, attractive men.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
No. No, they want your husband, right, that's what they want.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
If your husband's even mildly good looking and successful, he's
a huge catch to them, just simply because the challenge
is getting him away from you.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
The challenge plus the fact that somebody has already vetted
this man, if they've married him and stayed together, then
chances are I mean, he's a pretty good product for
your future as well.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That's interesting. I never thought of it that way before.
Do you think that it goes the other way?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Do you think men are interested in other dudes' wives
the way that women are interested in other dudes like chicks?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Matt, I don't think it's the same. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You know, there's what is puzzling though, There's there's two
kinds of dudes out there in the in the world.
There are guys I've seen it happen that will take
their wedding ring off when they go out to a
bar or someplace, you know, thinking they're sure to get lucky,
even though you can see where it was. You know,
you can, yeah, because of the tan line tandline and
the little you know, the squeezy place. But there are
(15:49):
also guys who will put a fake wedding ring on
when they go out to bars because of chicks like her.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Wow. So you know, if we could just start some.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Kind of a social media place where guys with wedding
rings can loan them to single guys when they need
because the married men don't want you to know they're married,
and the single guys wants you to think they are.
So we just need to get these two kids together
and they can swap rings out.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Not since the last time I watched the Taliban beheading video,
has my opinion about humanity been so low?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Really? Yeah, I just thought it that's funny. Wellnon Johnson show,
We'll be right back.
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