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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then on Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's annoying because I could do most things now, but
I can't, like jog down the hall. I can't run
to the coffee maker during commercial breakout.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I hope you at least have some good news for
the ladies in the audience that by by tonight and
the weekend, you'll be good to go physically.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The ladies are are anxious to hear that that might be,
you know, something they could enjoy.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I don't think that's gonna be a problem for me.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
This weekend, two friends of the show, Billy Martin and
Laurie from Parfab USA, set me up on a date
formerly of par Fab, formerly of is He Not is
a different business?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, okay, Well, anyway, he's a friend of the show.
And they said, Kenny, we know this lady. You should
go on a date with her. And I was like,
all right, I'll go. So we're going to a comedy
show this.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Weekend day and Billy's wife, I'm gonna tell you right now,
he ain't for that.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You're kind of jumping ahead in the story here.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
He said. Billy and Laurie said that they're gonna fix
you up and that you should go out with her
with a girl they know. They said, we there's this girl.
Oh okay, that's a little different dan, ain't it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And so they said they're gonna set me out. I
was like, all right, that's fine. They said, there's one
caveat here.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh they're having caveat.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
They said, we want to go on the date with you.
What do what?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Here's the thing. Billy and Laurie are my buddies. I
would have hung out with them anyway, that's fine. And
then they say to me, I just want you to
buy dinner. What this is all about? It sounds like
it right.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's like, all right, you guys pretty clever. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's a tricky one. I was like, really, so really,
I'm hanging out with Billy and Laurie. And then they
said and then they're bringing friends. And then Laurie says,
and I'm bringing my sister with Now I've never even
met Laurie's sister before. What happens If I like Lori's
sister more than I like the woman they're trying to
set me up, well, that's probably not gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So then Laurie calls me earlier we.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Talked about sister that lives in Texas is the one
that lives in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know, I don't know the answer.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Okay, but they're good friends of yours.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I don't well, I mean, Billy and Laurie are. I
don't know what.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I've never met Laurie's sister. I think you know, maybe
know little something about the family, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Billy, I've known you for most of my adult life.
I don't know who your sister is. What's my sister's.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Name at Gina, No, it's not Gena. It doesn't matter,
it does not matter, it's not in anyway. And then
Laurie calls me here this week. She says, Hey, would
it be weird if we invited Steve, Christine and Billy?
Id would that make this weirder? And I said, didn't
get invited. I didn't hear nothing about it.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I said, oh, believe me, that wouldn't make it weirder.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm not gonna be available. No, it couldn't get much
weirder than it already is. So so you're taking one, two,
the sister three, the date for dates, probably bringing a
friend to probably a backup there probably, I would assume.
So you're on the hook for dinner for about eight
nine people.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Looks like this is gonna be like a threesome with JB. Pritzker.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No matter what happens not everyone's going to get to
meet each other. That's good, it's gonna be. It's for
the best.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
There are gonna be people at this party that won't
even talk.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
To each other, and they'll never know the other people
were there.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
At some point. Once you start adding fifth wheels and stuff,
it's not a date anymore. It's just a group of people.
It's like, I don't care, I'll go with you. Let's
not kids eight you know the high school kids. They
date in groups instead of individually.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I was trying to figure out where Donald Trump. You know,
he stays somewhere nice when he's in town. When he
comes to Houston, he stays at the Post Oak.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But he's going to Anchorage, Alaska someplace nice there.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, they must. I was trying to figure out.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
What air force base I think you think he stays happy?
Air Force have him sleeping and what do they call him?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
A raq?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
No? I think he sleeps in a hotel, no Iran,
not a rack he's not going to sleep in Iran
Billy yet, he's going to go to a hotel a
a rack, not a rack. He's not going to go
to Iraq. He's in Alaska. What are you talking about?
Never mind what hotel?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I was trying to figure that out.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, probably would you ever one you have credit cards
for you know, you stay at the Marriotte, you get points,
you know, and if you don't stay there, you stay
somewhere else, you ain't gonna get to marry out points.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
The nicest hotel in Anchorage is something called the Historic
Anchorage Hotel.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I bet it's old.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It really didn't seem that interesting to me. But in
a different city, Fairbanks. I've never actually been to Alaska.
I don't know that they're that close to each other,
but they have a much nicer looking hotel there. I
was just looking at this online here something something called
the Aurora Borealis Base Camp.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh that sounds fun. Yeah, it does look.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
A lot more interesting to me, you know, and i'd
stay at the Aurora Borealis base Camp.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I don't think that's where he's going, though, Eh.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You know, once you've seen the Northern line's been there,
done that it looks it looks beautiful, just incredible. And
you get to look four wheelers bill yet and look
the Alaskan pipeline right there. Yeah, you could visit the
Alaskan pipe.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You could a graffiti and if you want, you know,
take something right initial on there or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And I wouldn't carve in it, though. I think Billy
Martin helped build that.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I think he did a manufacturers still.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
They serve a salmon plate and they cover it in
a thick He's got a glaze.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's got the sea salt on it and a glaze.
I like when there's a rocky salt on something.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I made myself a steak yesterday and I went and
got the what is it that pink Himalayan salt?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And on the and on the side of the salt
shaker it says that it's over a million years old.
And then I looked at the expiration day and I
realized it expired last month.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Uh oh, Now I use it. What are the odds
of that?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I know that's tricky. That salt isn't all your shelf
that long.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I know, a million years old and I got it
when it's no good anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Like Rocky Salt did get that ice cream salt, man,
they got the chunks that good stuff I used to
You know, I don't know if kids today even know
what homemade ice cream is. But that's another loss for
this newest generation. When I was a kid, we'd do
the homemade ice cream and we didn't even have motors.
Back then. They had no such thing. So if you
want to do it, you had to crank it with
(05:35):
your You had to hand crank the thing. And when
I was a little kid, I was too young to
hand crank it because as it starts to freeze up,
it gets harder to crank.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I know, I have the same problem. The older I
get crank it, the older you get.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Right. So my job was to set on top of
the ice cream maker. There's a big bucket with the
thing over it that you're cranking, and so we'd put
some news papers or you know, a beach towel or something,
and then I sat on top of it. And you
sprinkle the rock salt on the ice. Yeah, get that
(06:09):
good and cold. And when Mama wasn't looking, I'd take
me a big old rock of that rock salt. Put
that in your mouth. And sucked on it. Man, that's good.
And then they said something about, you know, not good
for you or whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
What explain why your blood pressure is so high?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You know, the doctor keeps saying that too. But I
don't know if y'all know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's a lot of sodium, billy, and we're just concerned
about your health. We're waiting for you, you know, we
need you to be around. Apparently the not you know,
we don't care, but the listeners apparently want you here.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You know, when when I was kids again, back in
the day, the coaches on the football team would give
us salt pellets you ever get them. They would fuge
you pellets like for a deer kind of yeah. You know,
they they you salt piels because you'd be out there
sweating and running and you get depleted. So we weren't
(06:59):
big on high back in those days. Matter of fact,
the coaches back in those days to tell you can't
have a drink of water unless you you know, do
well in practice. Nowadays, you know they'd fire you and
put you in jail for treating kids like that. But
they would give us.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
The salt pills.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It seems like it'd be harder to perform if you
needed water, you know. Hey, speaking of dietary news, there
are parents now raising their babies on a carnivore diet.
They are pureing instead of fruit. They're doing ribi like
little bitty babies. Yeah yeah, let me put it up like.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Baby food, like they get the smashed peas or something.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
My favorite thing about this news story is the AI
generated photo they made.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
They're trying to feed the child. It looks like a
lamb lollipop. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, it's a thing today.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Apparently there are parents out there and they're taking steak
and rabbi and that sort of thing. They put it
in a blender and then they spoed feed it to
their babies. And I know that sounds bad, but prove
it is.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, well why not?
What do you feed your baby? What is your kids
used to when they were growing up?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Billy had baby food and then uh, you know, whatever
I could kiel and bring home.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
One of the things that concerns me is some of
the some of the baby food. They put a lot
of soy and stuff like that in there. That can't
be any good for him.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Well, they're babies. I'm sure they'll shake.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It off, you think, so.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, it's like, you know, baby teeth, Why take care
of baby teeth? They're just gonna fall out anyway. Who's
brushing the kid's teeth when they're one or two years old?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Or or just let them get nasty and gross because
they'll fall out and the good ones will come in later.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, or after you're an adult. You know, you really
don't have to do that anymore. Exactly, yeah, exactly, they're
locked in now.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
This guy he says he goes to the dentist three
times a year, is like, that's such a scam, dude,
You only have to go once or twice after you're
an adult.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Everybody knows that.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Only go to the dinist as long as your insurance
covers it. When the insurance company says you're done, you're done.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, you're good to go, thank you. Yeah right, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
No. Now with les Floride, it's the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
A new study found that Generation Z men have a
weaker grip than men did decades ago. It's a little
surprising considering porn hub didn't exist back then.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You know, it was so sad that we think alike
in that particular case.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The first thing that popped up, Uh, what popped up
in my mind? It was the first thing that popped
up in my mind.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I thought you were back to looking at Anna Pauline
a lune of pictures again, and yeah, things will pop
up when you put those on.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
We were looking at Anna Paulina Luna. She's all over
the news.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
You said you were gonna find pictures of her in
a bikini, which you did not, do you? You found
her in a one piece swimsuit. Well, it's a very
famous video of it. I could probably find her in
a bikini. Is that important to you?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Hang on?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
What not at all?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Found it?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Found it? Honey? Hello?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I think this is a photo of her. We're looking
at a photo of her in the water. I think
it's from before she became a politician. Most of these sports.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
She's trying to get the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
edition on that one.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Do you remember when that photo of her first went viral,
the video of her and then like the next day
was it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Matt Gates's wife posted a photo of Lauren Bobert in
a bikini right, and you know full well Lauren Bobert
probably texted Matt Gates's wife and said, look, I can't
be the one to post this.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
No, I can't do This's like telling everybody how you're
you know, the number one radio show. That's for other
people to say, not for us.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And everybody has mixed feelings about the bikini because of
the the body tattoos she's got.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's it's tribal. There are a lot of tattoos that's
not and Pauline, that's Bobert. This is Lauren Bobert. We're
looking at now.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
You know, where does that tattoo start?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
That's what I wonder.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Kind of disappears down there somewhere.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
It kind of disappears down into her bikini bottoms. But hey, whatever,
she's a beautiful person. You know, there's a you know,
no disrespect.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
To Obviously it's an old picture because no under boob.
I know about three years under boob became like standard
for young women in bikini. They they have to show
it or it looks like they don't know what's cool.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't know if it is an older photo because
remember we got that picture from Matt Gates's wife, which
would imply the photo was taken after she became a lawmaker,
and probably in that window of time when her divorce
was going on.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Oh well, maybe she wanted to keep the kids, you know,
so she would throw under boob out.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know, but under boob's becoming very common. Now. What
I worry about is this women.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
They're not making bras and bikinis big enough for you.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You know, that's a real shame. Mister O. Why do
you look so angry? What's the matter? Well, I angry
about that.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I was reading something else over here about Africa and
it just bothers me, is all. That's all I'm playing.
I don't expect y'all to share my concerns. But Africa
a nearly as small as y'all would like us to
believe it is.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Africa's a big ass place small. Nobody thinks Africa's small.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You know the maps that white people drew up about
four thousand years ago. They made Africa look smaller than
it is, and they made America look bigger than it is. Well,
they didn't draw them four thousand years ago. If America's
in there, okay, I don't think it was four thousand
years ago?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Four hundred them? What ell it is? It is a
long time ago.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
White dudes was in charge of stuff, and they drew
the map to make America look big and make Africa
look little.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's all they did.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Okay, you must have been reading the BBC. I also
saw that report today. The African Union, the League of Nations.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
In Africas, we have to do black lives matters coming
back again and.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Hang on, billy, Oh, not everybody in Africa's black. Some
of them are all ave toned like me. I could
be an African. Well tell them that I didn't time
anybody brings up Africa. It's only one reason, you know, Egyptians,
you got your South of Africans, you got your Moroccans. Anyway,
the African Union is championing a drive to replace the
sixteenth century Mercotta World map.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Is that what it's called?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
How? How long ago was the sixteenth century?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It was not four thousand years ago, mister, Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
It sound like it was a pretty long time ago, though,
it was four hundred years four hundred years ago?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
A what was it?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
A cartographer named Jeradas Murcatter five hundred years created a
map of Africa, and it makes Africa look slightly smaller
than what the BBC reports today that it actually is.
They need to correct the map. There's even a campaign
called correct the Map.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Correct the Map.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
It's led by an AVIS advocacy group called Africa No Filter.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
What doesn't that doesn't?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Does somebody feel like Africa is not represented well already
on the global maps.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Or in advertising for that matter, It looks really big? Well,
what are they worried about?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, well, you see, if you look along enough, you
can find a comparison to the way they drew the
map five hundred years ago, in a way it really
looked and it is obvious that they was downplaying Africa
for a reason. And you know why, No, why, I'm
a black man. Come on, there's plenty of people in
Africa that aren't black. You're not even in Africa. You're
(14:01):
here with us in America. What do you care if
Africa's been an adult? I had to you know, I
couldn't go to Africa because it wasn't big enough. But
now it turns out it is, hmm, okay, why didn't
you think it was big enough? Mister Ode make it
look like it would be real crowded. Okay, well only
portions up like America. You know, there's there's When you
fly over the country, you'll notice there's just thousands of
(14:24):
miles of nothing, and then everybody's all clustered together in
one big mound over there.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
One big mound. It also kind of sounds like you're
describing Australia. Well, yeah, that too, there's a lot of
emptiness there. There's a woman named Farah Natiah. She's the
co founder of a group called Speak Up Africa. She
says the mercater affected the map. The old sixteenth century
map affected African's identity and pride, especially children who might
encounter it early in school.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
What hmmm, I think you might be wrong about that.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Have you ever looked at a map of a country
and thought, man, this is a affecting my identity at.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, I have not.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Anyway, apparently they're pretty upset about it. They want the
map to be corrected. Google Maps switched from the mercader
on desktop to a three D global view in twenty eighteens.
Didn't Elon Muskard he solve this problem for us. We
got satellites all over the place. We could see how
big stuff is now exactly who looks at maps unless
you think space is fake?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
And I know a handful of you do. Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
There's also that conspiracy theory that birds aren't real, that
they're robots from the government.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Uh okay, now back just mapp thing. Who looked at
my I look at maps. I look at those of
you who don't think you're going to need a map someday.
You have no idea what life is going to be
like without power and no internet. I'm sorry, without pire power?
Well power, is that what you're saying? Oh yeah, it's
not like pie.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
No, I mean, it didn't sound like he said what
I thought he But okay, you're right.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
When the electricity goes out, he lost power, You lost
the internet, you lost your phone and everything. Kids today
don't know how to get to their best friend's house
who lives five minutes away without looking at their phone.
Oh I guess I should turn here where I turn
every time? They don't know. So if you don't have
one in paper maps to unfold one these days, when
(16:11):
the power out a better power, then you gonna be lost.
And that's when I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Be king of the world.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Well, yeah, I think you're being a little unfair. Better
living through technology. I live in the city. There are
eight different ways to get anywhere. I use my GPS
to see what the traffic's like before I drive to
the gym, because you know you live, I do left.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, that's Truely, I'm gonna start charging for that. I
think charging what to left or no, just for you
to say it. It's gonna be a quarter every time
you say it. And by Christmas we're going to be rich.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I have to pay you a quarter.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yes, tell you about my fitness, just me, everybody here
on the show. Everybody on the show, not everybody listening.
That would be insane, that would be crazy. Where would
you even get a quarter? It's twenty twenty five. Yeah,
you gotta slick Walter. No, I haven't seen a quarter
in years.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Last weekend we did a comedy show at the Southern
Rhythm Honky Talk in Baton Rouge.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Well.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I was in Denham Springs. There was an arcade. I
wanted to play Gala.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Gay.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I couldn't find a quarter anywhere?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Does it take quarters?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It takes quarters?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
How many?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I like two?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't even find one quarter. How
am I supposed to find two quarters is impossible.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I'll get you something. This just in a recent study
has proven that one percent of me doesn't give a
f Walton M.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Johnson
Then on Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's annoying because I could do most things now, but
I can't, like jog down the hall. I can't run
to the coffee maker during commercial breakout.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I hope you at least have some good news for
the ladies in the audience that by by tonight and
the weekend, you'll be good to go physically.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The ladies are are anxious to hear that that might be,
you know, something they could enjoy.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I don't think that's gonna be a problem for me.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
This weekend, two friends of the show, Billy Martin and
Laurie from Parfab USA, set me up on a date
formerly of par Fab, formerly of is He Not is
a different business?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, okay, Well, anyway, he's a friend of the show.
And they said, Kenny, we know this lady. You should
go on a date with her. And I was like,
all right, I'll go. So we're going to a comedy
show this.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Weekend day and Billy's wife, I'm gonna tell you right now,
he ain't for that.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You're kind of jumping ahead in the story here.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
He said. Billy and Laurie said that they're gonna fix
you up and that you should go out with her
with a girl they know. They said, we there's this girl.
Oh okay, that's a little different dan, ain't it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And so they said they're gonna set me out. I
was like, all right, that's fine. They said, there's one
caveat here.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh they're having caveat.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
They said, we want to go on the date with you.
What do what?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Here's the thing. Billy and Laurie are my buddies. I
would have hung out with them anyway, that's fine. And
then they say to me, I just want you to
buy dinner. What this is all about? It sounds like
it right.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's like, all right, you guys pretty clever. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's a tricky one. I was like, really, so really,
I'm hanging out with Billy and Laurie. And then they
said and then they're bringing friends. And then Laurie says,
and I'm bringing my sister with Now I've never even
met Laurie's sister before. What happens If I like Lori's
sister more than I like the woman they're trying to
set me up, well, that's probably not gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So then Laurie calls me earlier we.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Talked about sister that lives in Texas is the one
that lives in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know, I don't know the answer.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Okay, but they're good friends of yours.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I don't well, I mean, Billy and Laurie are. I
don't know what.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I've never met Laurie's sister. I think you know, maybe
know little something about the family, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Billy, I've known you for most of my adult life.
I don't know who your sister is. What's my sister's.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Name at Gina, No, it's not Gena. It doesn't matter,
it does not matter, it's not in anyway. And then
Laurie calls me here this week. She says, Hey, would
it be weird if we invited Steve, Christine and Billy?
Id would that make this weirder? And I said, didn't
get invited. I didn't hear nothing about it.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I said, oh, believe me, that wouldn't make it weirder.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm not gonna be available. No, it couldn't get much
weirder than it already is. So so you're taking one, two,
the sister three, the date for dates, probably bringing a
friend to probably a backup there probably, I would assume.
So you're on the hook for dinner for about eight
nine people.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Looks like this is gonna be like a threesome with JB. Pritzker.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No matter what happens not everyone's going to get to
meet each other. That's good, it's gonna be. It's for
the best.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
There are gonna be people at this party that won't
even talk.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
To each other, and they'll never know the other people
were there.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
At some point. Once you start adding fifth wheels and stuff,
it's not a date anymore. It's just a group of people.
It's like, I don't care, I'll go with you. Let's
not kids eight you know the high school kids. They
date in groups instead of individually.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I was trying to figure out where Donald Trump. You know,
he stays somewhere nice when he's in town. When he
comes to Houston, he stays at the Post Oak.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But he's going to Anchorage, Alaska someplace nice there.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, they must. I was trying to figure out.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
What air force base I think you think he stays happy?
Air Force have him sleeping and what do they call him?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
A raq?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
No? I think he sleeps in a hotel, no Iran,
not a rack he's not going to sleep in Iran
Billy yet, he's going to go to a hotel a
a rack, not a rack. He's not going to go
to Iraq. He's in Alaska. What are you talking about?
Never mind what hotel?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I was trying to figure that out.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, probably would you ever one you have credit cards
for you know, you stay at the Marriotte, you get points,
you know, and if you don't stay there, you stay
somewhere else, you ain't gonna get to marry out points.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
The nicest hotel in Anchorage is something called the Historic
Anchorage Hotel.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I bet it's old.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It really didn't seem that interesting to me. But in
a different city, Fairbanks. I've never actually been to Alaska.
I don't know that they're that close to each other,
but they have a much nicer looking hotel there. I
was just looking at this online here something something called
the Aurora Borealis Base Camp.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh that sounds fun. Yeah, it does look.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
A lot more interesting to me, you know, and i'd
stay at the Aurora Borealis base Camp.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I don't think that's where he's going, though, Eh.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You know, once you've seen the Northern line's been there,
done that it looks it looks beautiful, just incredible. And
you get to look four wheelers bill yet and look
the Alaskan pipeline right there. Yeah, you could visit the
Alaskan pipe.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You could a graffiti and if you want, you know,
take something right initial on there or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And I wouldn't carve in it, though. I think Billy
Martin helped build that.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I think he did a manufacturers still.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
They serve a salmon plate and they cover it in
a thick He's got a glaze.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's got the sea salt on it and a glaze.
I like when there's a rocky salt on something.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I made myself a steak yesterday and I went and
got the what is it that pink Himalayan salt?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And on the and on the side of the salt
shaker it says that it's over a million years old.
And then I looked at the expiration day and I
realized it expired last month.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Uh oh, Now I use it. What are the odds
of that?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I know that's tricky. That salt isn't all your shelf
that long.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I know, a million years old and I got it
when it's no good anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Like Rocky Salt did get that ice cream salt, man,
they got the chunks that good stuff I used to
You know, I don't know if kids today even know
what homemade ice cream is. But that's another loss for
this newest generation. When I was a kid, we'd do
the homemade ice cream and we didn't even have motors.
Back then. They had no such thing. So if you
want to do it, you had to crank it with
(05:35):
your You had to hand crank the thing. And when
I was a little kid, I was too young to
hand crank it because as it starts to freeze up,
it gets harder to crank.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I know, I have the same problem. The older I
get crank it, the older you get.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Right. So my job was to set on top of
the ice cream maker. There's a big bucket with the
thing over it that you're cranking, and so we'd put
some news papers or you know, a beach towel or something,
and then I sat on top of it. And you
sprinkle the rock salt on the ice. Yeah, get that
(06:09):
good and cold. And when Mama wasn't looking, I'd take
me a big old rock of that rock salt. Put
that in your mouth. And sucked on it. Man, that's good.
And then they said something about, you know, not good
for you or whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
What explain why your blood pressure is so high?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You know, the doctor keeps saying that too. But I
don't know if y'all know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's a lot of sodium, billy, and we're just concerned
about your health. We're waiting for you, you know, we
need you to be around. Apparently the not you know,
we don't care, but the listeners apparently want you here.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You know, when when I was kids again, back in
the day, the coaches on the football team would give
us salt pellets you ever get them. They would fuge
you pellets like for a deer kind of yeah. You know,
they they you salt piels because you'd be out there
sweating and running and you get depleted. So we weren't
(06:59):
big on high back in those days. Matter of fact,
the coaches back in those days to tell you can't
have a drink of water unless you you know, do
well in practice. Nowadays, you know they'd fire you and
put you in jail for treating kids like that. But
they would give us.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
The salt pills.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It seems like it'd be harder to perform if you
needed water, you know. Hey, speaking of dietary news, there
are parents now raising their babies on a carnivore diet.
They are pureing instead of fruit. They're doing ribi like
little bitty babies. Yeah yeah, let me put it up like.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Baby food, like they get the smashed peas or something.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
My favorite thing about this news story is the AI
generated photo they made.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
They're trying to feed the child. It looks like a
lamb lollipop. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, it's a thing today.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Apparently there are parents out there and they're taking steak
and rabbi and that sort of thing. They put it
in a blender and then they spoed feed it to
their babies. And I know that sounds bad, but prove
it is.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, well why not?
What do you feed your baby? What is your kids
used to when they were growing up?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Billy had baby food and then uh, you know, whatever
I could kiel and bring home.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
One of the things that concerns me is some of
the some of the baby food. They put a lot
of soy and stuff like that in there. That can't
be any good for him.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Well, they're babies. I'm sure they'll shake.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It off, you think, so.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, it's like, you know, baby teeth, Why take care
of baby teeth? They're just gonna fall out anyway. Who's
brushing the kid's teeth when they're one or two years old?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Or or just let them get nasty and gross because
they'll fall out and the good ones will come in later.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, or after you're an adult. You know, you really
don't have to do that anymore. Exactly, yeah, exactly, they're
locked in now.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
This guy he says he goes to the dentist three
times a year, is like, that's such a scam, dude,
You only have to go once or twice after you're
an adult.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Everybody knows that.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Only go to the dinist as long as your insurance
covers it. When the insurance company says you're done, you're done.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, you're good to go, thank you. Yeah right, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
No. Now with les Floride, it's the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
A new study found that Generation Z men have a
weaker grip than men did decades ago. It's a little
surprising considering porn hub didn't exist back then.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You know, it was so sad that we think alike
in that particular case.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The first thing that popped up, Uh, what popped up
in my mind? It was the first thing that popped
up in my mind.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I thought you were back to looking at Anna Pauline
a lune of pictures again, and yeah, things will pop
up when you put those on.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
We were looking at Anna Paulina Luna. She's all over
the news.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
You said you were gonna find pictures of her in
a bikini, which you did not, do you? You found
her in a one piece swimsuit. Well, it's a very
famous video of it. I could probably find her in
a bikini. Is that important to you?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Hang on?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
What not at all?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Found it?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Found it? Honey? Hello?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I think this is a photo of her. We're looking
at a photo of her in the water. I think
it's from before she became a politician. Most of these sports.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
She's trying to get the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
edition on that one.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Do you remember when that photo of her first went viral,
the video of her and then like the next day
was it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Matt Gates's wife posted a photo of Lauren Bobert in
a bikini right, and you know full well Lauren Bobert
probably texted Matt Gates's wife and said, look, I can't
be the one to post this.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
No, I can't do This's like telling everybody how you're
you know, the number one radio show. That's for other
people to say, not for us.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And everybody has mixed feelings about the bikini because of
the the body tattoos she's got.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's it's tribal. There are a lot of tattoos that's
not and Pauline, that's Bobert. This is Lauren Bobert. We're
looking at now.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
You know, where does that tattoo start?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
That's what I wonder.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Kind of disappears down there somewhere.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
It kind of disappears down into her bikini bottoms. But hey, whatever,
she's a beautiful person. You know, there's a you know,
no disrespect.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
To Obviously it's an old picture because no under boob.
I know about three years under boob became like standard
for young women in bikini. They they have to show
it or it looks like they don't know what's cool.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't know if it is an older photo because
remember we got that picture from Matt Gates's wife, which
would imply the photo was taken after she became a lawmaker,
and probably in that window of time when her divorce
was going on.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Oh well, maybe she wanted to keep the kids, you know,
so she would throw under boob out.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know, but under boob's becoming very common. Now. What
I worry about is this women.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
They're not making bras and bikinis big enough for you.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You know, that's a real shame. Mister O. Why do
you look so angry? What's the matter? Well, I angry
about that.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I was reading something else over here about Africa and
it just bothers me, is all. That's all I'm playing.
I don't expect y'all to share my concerns. But Africa
a nearly as small as y'all would like us to
believe it is.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Africa's a big ass place small. Nobody thinks Africa's small.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You know the maps that white people drew up about
four thousand years ago. They made Africa look smaller than
it is, and they made America look bigger than it is. Well,
they didn't draw them four thousand years ago. If America's
in there, okay, I don't think it was four thousand
years ago?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Four hundred them? What ell it is? It is a
long time ago.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
White dudes was in charge of stuff, and they drew
the map to make America look big and make Africa
look little.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's all they did.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Okay, you must have been reading the BBC. I also
saw that report today. The African Union, the League of Nations.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
In Africas, we have to do black lives matters coming
back again and.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Hang on, billy, Oh, not everybody in Africa's black. Some
of them are all ave toned like me. I could
be an African. Well tell them that I didn't time
anybody brings up Africa. It's only one reason, you know, Egyptians,
you got your South of Africans, you got your Moroccans. Anyway,
the African Union is championing a drive to replace the
sixteenth century Mercotta World map.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Is that what it's called?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
How? How long ago was the sixteenth century?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It was not four thousand years ago, mister, Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
It sound like it was a pretty long time ago, though,
it was four hundred years four hundred years ago?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
A what was it?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
A cartographer named Jeradas Murcatter five hundred years created a
map of Africa, and it makes Africa look slightly smaller
than what the BBC reports today that it actually is.
They need to correct the map. There's even a campaign
called correct the Map.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Correct the Map.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
It's led by an AVIS advocacy group called Africa No Filter.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
What doesn't that doesn't?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Does somebody feel like Africa is not represented well already
on the global maps.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Or in advertising for that matter, It looks really big? Well,
what are they worried about?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, well, you see, if you look along enough, you
can find a comparison to the way they drew the
map five hundred years ago, in a way it really
looked and it is obvious that they was downplaying Africa
for a reason. And you know why, No, why, I'm
a black man. Come on, there's plenty of people in
Africa that aren't black. You're not even in Africa. You're
(14:01):
here with us in America. What do you care if
Africa's been an adult? I had to you know, I
couldn't go to Africa because it wasn't big enough. But
now it turns out it is, hmm, okay, why didn't
you think it was big enough? Mister Ode make it
look like it would be real crowded. Okay, well only
portions up like America. You know, there's there's When you
fly over the country, you'll notice there's just thousands of
(14:24):
miles of nothing, and then everybody's all clustered together in
one big mound over there.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
One big mound. It also kind of sounds like you're
describing Australia. Well, yeah, that too, there's a lot of
emptiness there. There's a woman named Farah Natiah. She's the
co founder of a group called Speak Up Africa. She
says the mercater affected the map. The old sixteenth century
map affected African's identity and pride, especially children who might
encounter it early in school.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
What hmmm, I think you might be wrong about that.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Have you ever looked at a map of a country
and thought, man, this is a affecting my identity at.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, I have not.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Anyway, apparently they're pretty upset about it. They want the
map to be corrected. Google Maps switched from the mercader
on desktop to a three D global view in twenty eighteens.
Didn't Elon Muskard he solve this problem for us. We
got satellites all over the place. We could see how
big stuff is now exactly who looks at maps unless
you think space is fake?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
And I know a handful of you do. Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
There's also that conspiracy theory that birds aren't real, that
they're robots from the government.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Uh okay, now back just mapp thing. Who looked at
my I look at maps. I look at those of
you who don't think you're going to need a map someday.
You have no idea what life is going to be
like without power and no internet. I'm sorry, without pire power?
Well power, is that what you're saying? Oh yeah, it's
not like pie.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
No, I mean, it didn't sound like he said what
I thought he But okay, you're right.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
When the electricity goes out, he lost power, You lost
the internet, you lost your phone and everything. Kids today
don't know how to get to their best friend's house
who lives five minutes away without looking at their phone.
Oh I guess I should turn here where I turn
every time? They don't know. So if you don't have
one in paper maps to unfold one these days, when
(16:11):
the power out a better power, then you gonna be lost.
And that's when I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Be king of the world.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Well, yeah, I think you're being a little unfair. Better
living through technology. I live in the city. There are
eight different ways to get anywhere. I use my GPS
to see what the traffic's like before I drive to
the gym, because you know you live, I do left.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, that's Truely, I'm gonna start charging for that. I
think charging what to left or no, just for you
to say it. It's gonna be a quarter every time
you say it. And by Christmas we're going to be rich.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I have to pay you a quarter.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yes, tell you about my fitness, just me, everybody here
on the show. Everybody on the show, not everybody listening.
That would be insane, that would be crazy. Where would
you even get a quarter? It's twenty twenty five. Yeah,
you gotta slick Walter. No, I haven't seen a quarter
in years.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Last weekend we did a comedy show at the Southern
Rhythm Honky Talk in Baton Rouge.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Well.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I was in Denham Springs. There was an arcade. I
wanted to play Gala.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Gay.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I couldn't find a quarter anywhere?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Does it take quarters?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It takes quarters?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
How many?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I like two?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't even find one quarter. How
am I supposed to find two quarters is impossible.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I'll get you something. This just in a recent study
has proven that one percent of me doesn't give a
f Walton M.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
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