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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So, now that they've identified the alleged shooter of Charlie Kirk,
how long before the news media will come out and
start telling us things about him that aren't true, just
to try to make their side look better.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What I wonder is, you know, how quickly will they
scrub his social media account to protect him? Because that's
always a thing. I mean, that's absolutely going to happen.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And he was he actually at home. I don't know
where his parents live, but his dad is the one
who allegedly turned him in. Did he just shoot a
man in cold blood and then just go home, back, run,
back to mommy and daddy?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Because at twenty two.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
In this new generation, twenty two is still just like
you know, a six year old from thirty or forty
years ago, When you were twenty two, were you out
on your own?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
When I was twenty two, I was in college.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I think I still had a room at my parents' house,
but I had an apartment in the city and I
worked at a radio station.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
So half and half does that answer your question?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
At twenty two, I've been I've been working steady for
about six years.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Six years, Billiod Okay, Well, I had a job when
I was fourteen, but it wasn't enough money to live
on my own or anything.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
But at twenty two, these days, those kids aren't even
thinking about leaving home.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, they might go backpacking in Europe. That's sure, that's
what it is nowadays.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey, sad situation, A.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Little something, a little more cheerful, since we are getting
into the end of the show here on a Friday.
I don't know if you notice that bumper music I
was just playing. Can anybody identify it? There's a new
movie out Today's.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well, it's not the it's not the Lsue fight Song.
I am so disappointed in Oklahoma Fight Song. No, it's
spinal the Aggies.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I know I heard that spinal tap, Bill Yead, spinal
Tap is back.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I don't know everything you know, But then you don't
know everything I know neither, So why you get all frustrated?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What do you want to shoot me?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Now?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You know we're on a.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Lot of classic rock radio stations. You kind of have
to know spinal tap. I don't think I do you do?
I think you have to know it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
We've been doing this for forty two and a half years,
and I just don't know what the Hell's Spinal Tab?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Was it a movie?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Spinal Tab is a mockumentary comedy starring Christopher Guest, Michael McKean,
Harry Sheer, Rob Reinero.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I know Rob Reiner does shock, but he's.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Pretty You've changed your opinion about Rob over the years
since the original came out, but he's back in this one.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well. I like him in Spinal Tab. I just don't
like his political opinion.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He is the director and he also plays the person
making the documentary about the band.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
One of the cute things about this one is is
it it's called I Love They're Just So Clever Spinal
Tap two. The end continues I love It. And part
of the humor of this is that the band reunites
for one big final concert and they have to try
to convince their twelfth drummer that he won't die if
(02:58):
he drums for the pay and that's why what happened
to the first eleven?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Interestingly enough, the soundtrack also just dropped. Apparently Paul mc
McCartney is on it. He covers Elton John two. Paul
McCartney covers the classic song Cups and Cakes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Huh. Here's part of the song where Paul of an
English thing.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You know, he discovers there's a similarity with one of
his classics, Penny Lane style trumpet.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I got a little audio of that.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Cups and cakes, cups and cakes.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Oh what good things mother makes? You gotta take see?
Won't you take it with me? What a gay time
it will be the daytime? Oh this sounds familiar.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I've heard this somewhere before.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
For some reason, whenever we play audio off the computer,
people cannot hear it on the live stream.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I don't know why that is. I don't know what
to do about it, but I'll get some technicians on
that right away.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Aren't we leaving like twenty minutes or whatever for the weekend?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It ain't my binge.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It kind of is b But that's cool though. I
like that Paul McCartney, and he's on the sound job.
By the way, Cepsy Cakes was a song before they
were Spinal Tap. What was the name of their earlier band?
Does anybody know?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The Thames Men. Okay, I've seen the movie countless times.
I didn't know that it's.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Basically the same guys that put out Best of Show,
but I watched them way more and know more about
that one, So let's have that one come back.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
They had a few of them, didn't they. What was there?
What was there?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Was there another one where they did a school play
or something like that. I forget what that was called
a mighty wind or I don't know. I don't think
that's right.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's pretty close moral, Yeah, that was something about that.
Other new movies coming out today include The Long Walk
In a dystopian future not that far away now, the
government runs an annuals. It's kind of like remember Running
Man with Colonel Schwarzenegger. I'm aware of that as Walking Man. Basically,
government has a contest where one hundred men have to
(05:06):
walk until there's only one left and there's no finish line.
They just have to keep going. Whether it takes weeks, months, years,
I don't know. They if they fall below a pace
of a three minute mile, they are given a warning.
After three warnings, they are shot and killed by the
soldiers who are following them until there's just one final
walker standing and that person then is financially set for life.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
And this is a movie. That's a movie, it's not
a reality TV show.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It will be soon. I feel like I could be
in that Yeah, it's based.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
On a Stephen King novel, Oh, which he published as
Richard Bachmann back in the day.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
What a funny coincidence. I have a news story about
Stephen King right here on my screen.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Probably not gonna like it. No, you're not gonna like this.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
A novelist, Hollywood music producer, and unabashed TDS syndrome patient,
Stephen King, lunatic liberal, has been upbraided for a social
media post alleging Charlie Kirk quote advocated for stoning gaze
to death.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't think he did.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
The response to his unsupported assertion on social media acts
formerly known as Twitter, was quick and to the point,
with Senator Mike Lee, one of my favorite lawmakers of Utah,
leading the way saying, please share if you agree that
the estate of Charlie Kirk should sue Stephen King for defamation,
sure over his heinously false accusation.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Here's my question, though, is that for it to be defamation.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Wouldn't you have to be accusing someone of doing something illegal.
Advocating for stoning gaze to death isn't illegal, is it?
I don't, but I'd be smirched his name. They besmirched
his head. They be smirched pretty seriously. But for I
don't know. I'm not a lawyer. For libel or slander
the two different forms of defamation to have occurred, wouldn't
he have had to accuse you of breaking the law
(06:53):
otherwise it's not defamation?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Right, even in amongst lawyers.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I think there is still confusion about this, and they'd
like to.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Have it both ways.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Boy, that's almost as confusing as that senator from Oklahoma,
Mark Wayne Mullen.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Is his name Mark? Is it Wayne? Is Wayne? His
middle name Mark Wayne?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It just got He's got one name, but it's two words,
Mark Wayne.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I think that's a lot. How confusion is that. It's
very confusing. Shouldn't that be two words? After several hours,
Joe finally gave up on logic and reason and simply
told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and
that they wanted water. He made believers out of everyone.
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
They still have to go through this whole process of
proving that this kid is the shooter.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
His dad turned him in, and that's good enough for me.
I mean his dad did, Yeah, his dad said he's guilty.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I say, every minute he takes a breath from hereing out,
there's too many breaths.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, hopefully we can speed the process expedite. Isn't that
what they say said? They do say that speed it up,
get him to the electric chair as fast as possible.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
What do they do in the state. They don't do
electric But it'd be a shame that they want to
bring it back.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I sure hope they don't just go with that little
needle cotton swab needle in the arm and drift off
slowly and peacefully.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Man, make it hurt. You wanted to be painful? Yep, Well,
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
In the meantime, some people are getting punished for other reasons.
DC Comics has canceled trans writer Gretchen Falker Martin's Red
Hood after the Tranny celebrated Charlie Kirk's assassination.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
So if you were, I mean, this is like, what
are we up to?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Over a dozen people that we've read about in the
last couple of days that have lost their jobs because
they've lost their minds.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
All you had to do is not be a douche canoe,
and you couldn't do it. Just this one thing. Don't
go out and celebrate. It's like this is so obvious, Like, well,
he was a bigot and a misogynist, and okay, you're
a comedy. I think communists are bad. Can I should
I celebrate when you die?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh no, no, no, no. You don't get to have
a freedom of speech. They get that if you say
stuff they don't like, well they get to kill you
if they say stuff you don't like.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Tough hmm, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Too bad if you're looking for a job and opening
just peer to have been reported in Texas House District eight,
Morgan Latrelle is not seeking reelection, So if you would
like to be a congressman, go and raise your hand
and well and we'll have an election.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But did he just decide he didn't care for the job.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I wonder if it has to do with redistricting. I
haven't gotten an answer on this yet. I was out
and eating lunch yesterday with some members of the Texas
Republican Party and somebody told me that this was about
to happen, that he was going to and then by
the time the lunch ended, it was a news story.
So I sort of found out before everybody else. But
then anyway, it doesn't matter he is. I wonder if
(09:51):
it's because they're redrawing the lines or if he just
doesn't like being in politics.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You know, some people just might try it, just decided
it's not for them. Maybe there's something else he'd prefer
to do.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I don't know what the answer is. No anyway, I do.
I don't always agree with Morgan's voting record. That's Marcus
Latrell's brother, by the way. I know most people know that,
but I just want to remind those of you outside
of Texas that's the lone survivor guy. That's his brother.
I always thought Morgan was a good guy. I don't
like all the people he's friends with.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Oh no, what does he think about all your friends?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Probably thinks they're a bunch of thugs and criminals and degenerates,
And some of them are, but at least they're not
warmongers like Dan Crenshaw. I can't I like Morgan. I'm
not going to denigrate him, but he's not going to
be in office anymore, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'd be careful with the dinner grating. What boys about
this big he goes bear hunting with a switch. I
don't think he's gonna have much trouble with you.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'm sorry you're telling me.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
He takes a small branch off a tree and he
uses that to hunt for bears.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
He does. Wow, And why would you lie about that?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Well?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Who would wait?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
You?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Just you incinda waiting. I'm a liar. No, I'm saying,
I'm sure you're telling the truth. I got to go
bear hunting with these two. A thing right here. You
don't bring a gun with you.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I just I got one fist of iron, the other
of steel. If the left one don't get you in
a rat one wheel.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I hate to point it out, but I am not
aware of you ever catching a bear in the past.
Is I catch him, I just take him down. So
you just beat up a bear, You beat a bear sense,
and then you just leave. It's the bear's corpse out
there in the woods.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
God, please, is it time to go yet?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
A seventy six year old woman on Long Island is
facing charges after she was accused of shooting her sixty
seven year old neighbor in the face with a flare
gun while he was.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Walking his dog.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You can't even walk your dog anymore without some old
white lady shooting you in the face with a flare gun.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Poop. Oh. Apparently they were having an argument over their pets.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Here dog pooped in their yard one too many times,
and it's like, that's it. She didn't shoot the dog, though,
thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I'll let you listen. Here's the moment Kathleen Schumann shot
Richard Catrone in the face, and then Richard's reaction to
getting shot in the face.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Kathleen showed no emotion. She coined, I was the devil.
She coimed, I tried to murder her, and she said,
I'm sorry I missed. I've lived in Manhattan, I've lived
in San Francisco, I've lived in Boston and nothing ever
happened soon and here I moved to Suffolk County in
a senior community and my neighbor shoots me in the
(12:25):
face with a flat Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
We were in Boston for one just half a week
one time.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, just a long weekend, and blew was it long?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And a hobo tried to attack Praline because we were
walking down the street.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
He ran into her and then he came after us.
And I would have.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Fought the guy, but I'm pretty sure I would have
got a bloodborne pathogen.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
From him. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And in those situations, it's almost never the first person
that starts the trouble. It's the second person that gets in.
They would have probably came and got you, and that
lunatic would have still been roaming the street.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
So good it would it have done?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah? But on the other hand, don't you feel like
if I went to jail in Boston, I would have
been running that place.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I would have been like the Don Juan of that
particular institution there.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
We probably never would have seen you again, Ken, No,
I would have been I don't think jail is h
It's not for you.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I've been arrested before. Have you ever been arrested. I've
been arrested a few times. No, I never had to
spend the night.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I'm not proud of the fact that I've been arrested,
because I ain't. I'm proud of the fact that I've
never been arrested. I'm proud of the fact that mostly
because I got good friends in law enforcement.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Well, it doesn't hurt to have those. I'm proud of
the fact that when I did get arrested, I went
quietly because I complied. Well, that's good, and I always
got out in like an hour or two.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
They'd let me go.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I never had to put on the orange jumpsuit. I
never had to eat the baloney sandwich or what do
you call it, the salami sandwich?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Oh? No, baloney?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Okay, well I never had to eat it. I know.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Here's that as a thread on people. I got to
tell you, I like baloney. Maloney's good for me. Fried
it's even better fried baloney, white bread and little miracle whip.
You got yourself a meal there soon.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I also like a baloney sandwich, but I don't think
they fried it. I don't think they put miracle whip
on it. And I don't even think you get mustard.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Bill.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah, they don't toast it. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You need nothing with that baloney sandwich. You gotta eat
the dry sandwich. It's boring. And then they give you
a little thing of milk or whatever. It's not any fun.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Speaking of crime, a raccoon in Plattsburgh, New York, got
it well, didn't get away, but it looked like it
was the perfect crime.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
What was the perfect raccoon? Hit the jackpot?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You know this chewy dot com They deliver pet food
right to your door.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Is this a commercial?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
For them or Okay, the box was being sent back
to Chewy dot com. I guess either they decided they didn't.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Want it or whatever, so they put it on the porch.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's ninety three dollars worth of pet food, and a
raccoon came up and ate it all. Just I'm surprised
it's still alive. It seems like if you eat that
much of anything it could kill you.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You'd be surprised. There's some things I've been eating my
whole life and they never killed me. Well, why is
everybody looking at me like that?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
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So, now that they've identified the alleged shooter of Charlie Kirk,
how long before the news media will come out and
start telling us things about him that aren't true, just
to try to make their side look better.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What I wonder is, you know, how quickly will they
scrub his social media account to protect him? Because that's
always a thing. I mean, that's absolutely going to happen.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And he was he actually at home. I don't know
where his parents live, but his dad is the one
who allegedly turned him in. Did he just shoot a
man in cold blood and then just go home, back, run,
back to mommy and daddy?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Because at twenty two.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
In this new generation, twenty two is still just like
you know, a six year old from thirty or forty
years ago, When you were twenty two, were you out
on your own?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
When I was twenty two, I was in college.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I think I still had a room at my parents' house,
but I had an apartment in the city and I
worked at a radio station.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
So half and half does that answer your question?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
At twenty two, I've been I've been working steady for
about six years.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Six years, Billiod Okay, Well, I had a job when
I was fourteen, but it wasn't enough money to live
on my own or anything.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
But at twenty two, these days, those kids aren't even
thinking about leaving home.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, they might go backpacking in Europe. That's sure, that's
what it is nowadays.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey, sad situation, A.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Little something, a little more cheerful, since we are getting
into the end of the show here on a Friday.
I don't know if you notice that bumper music I
was just playing. Can anybody identify it? There's a new
movie out Today's.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well, it's not the it's not the Lsue fight Song.
I am so disappointed in Oklahoma Fight Song. No, it's
spinal the Aggies.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I know I heard that spinal tap, Bill Yead, spinal
Tap is back.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I don't know everything you know, But then you don't
know everything I know neither, So why you get all frustrated?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What do you want to shoot me?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Now?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You know we're on a.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Lot of classic rock radio stations. You kind of have
to know spinal tap. I don't think I do you do?
I think you have to know it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
We've been doing this for forty two and a half years,
and I just don't know what the Hell's Spinal Tab?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Was it a movie?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Spinal Tab is a mockumentary comedy starring Christopher Guest, Michael McKean,
Harry Sheer, Rob Reinero.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I know Rob Reiner does shock, but he's.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Pretty You've changed your opinion about Rob over the years
since the original came out, but he's back in this one.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well. I like him in Spinal Tab. I just don't
like his political opinion.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He is the director and he also plays the person
making the documentary about the band.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
One of the cute things about this one is is
it it's called I Love They're Just So Clever Spinal
Tap two. The end continues I love It. And part
of the humor of this is that the band reunites
for one big final concert and they have to try
to convince their twelfth drummer that he won't die if
(02:58):
he drums for the pay and that's why what happened
to the first eleven?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Interestingly enough, the soundtrack also just dropped. Apparently Paul mc
McCartney is on it. He covers Elton John two. Paul
McCartney covers the classic song Cups and Cakes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Huh. Here's part of the song where Paul of an
English thing.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You know, he discovers there's a similarity with one of
his classics, Penny Lane style trumpet.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I got a little audio of that.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Cups and cakes, cups and cakes.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Oh what good things mother makes? You gotta take see?
Won't you take it with me? What a gay time
it will be the daytime? Oh this sounds familiar.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I've heard this somewhere before.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
For some reason, whenever we play audio off the computer,
people cannot hear it on the live stream.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I don't know why that is. I don't know what
to do about it, but I'll get some technicians on
that right away.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Aren't we leaving like twenty minutes or whatever for the weekend?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It ain't my binge.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It kind of is b But that's cool though. I
like that Paul McCartney, and he's on the sound job.
By the way, Cepsy Cakes was a song before they
were Spinal Tap. What was the name of their earlier band?
Does anybody know?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The Thames Men. Okay, I've seen the movie countless times.
I didn't know that it's.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Basically the same guys that put out Best of Show,
but I watched them way more and know more about
that one, So let's have that one come back.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
They had a few of them, didn't they. What was there?
What was there?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Was there another one where they did a school play
or something like that. I forget what that was called
a mighty wind or I don't know. I don't think
that's right.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's pretty close moral, Yeah, that was something about that.
Other new movies coming out today include The Long Walk
In a dystopian future not that far away now, the
government runs an annuals. It's kind of like remember Running
Man with Colonel Schwarzenegger. I'm aware of that as Walking Man. Basically,
government has a contest where one hundred men have to
(05:06):
walk until there's only one left and there's no finish line.
They just have to keep going. Whether it takes weeks, months, years,
I don't know. They if they fall below a pace
of a three minute mile, they are given a warning.
After three warnings, they are shot and killed by the
soldiers who are following them until there's just one final
walker standing and that person then is financially set for life.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
And this is a movie. That's a movie, it's not
a reality TV show.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It will be soon. I feel like I could be
in that Yeah, it's based.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
On a Stephen King novel, Oh, which he published as
Richard Bachmann back in the day.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
What a funny coincidence. I have a news story about
Stephen King right here on my screen.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Probably not gonna like it. No, you're not gonna like this.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
A novelist, Hollywood music producer, and unabashed TDS syndrome patient,
Stephen King, lunatic liberal, has been upbraided for a social
media post alleging Charlie Kirk quote advocated for stoning gaze
to death.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't think he did.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
The response to his unsupported assertion on social media acts
formerly known as Twitter, was quick and to the point,
with Senator Mike Lee, one of my favorite lawmakers of Utah,
leading the way saying, please share if you agree that
the estate of Charlie Kirk should sue Stephen King for defamation,
sure over his heinously false accusation.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Here's my question, though, is that for it to be defamation.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Wouldn't you have to be accusing someone of doing something illegal.
Advocating for stoning gaze to death isn't illegal, is it?
I don't, but I'd be smirched his name. They besmirched
his head. They be smirched pretty seriously. But for I
don't know. I'm not a lawyer. For libel or slander
the two different forms of defamation to have occurred, wouldn't
he have had to accuse you of breaking the law
(06:53):
otherwise it's not defamation?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Right, even in amongst lawyers.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I think there is still confusion about this, and they'd
like to.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Have it both ways.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Boy, that's almost as confusing as that senator from Oklahoma,
Mark Wayne Mullen.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Is his name Mark? Is it Wayne? Is Wayne? His
middle name Mark Wayne?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It just got He's got one name, but it's two words,
Mark Wayne.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I think that's a lot. How confusion is that. It's
very confusing. Shouldn't that be two words? After several hours,
Joe finally gave up on logic and reason and simply
told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and
that they wanted water. He made believers out of everyone.
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
They still have to go through this whole process of
proving that this kid is the shooter.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
His dad turned him in, and that's good enough for me.
I mean his dad did, Yeah, his dad said he's guilty.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I say, every minute he takes a breath from hereing out,
there's too many breaths.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, hopefully we can speed the process expedite. Isn't that
what they say said? They do say that speed it up,
get him to the electric chair as fast as possible.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
What do they do in the state. They don't do
electric But it'd be a shame that they want to
bring it back.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I sure hope they don't just go with that little
needle cotton swab needle in the arm and drift off
slowly and peacefully.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Man, make it hurt. You wanted to be painful? Yep, Well,
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
In the meantime, some people are getting punished for other reasons.
DC Comics has canceled trans writer Gretchen Falker Martin's Red
Hood after the Tranny celebrated Charlie Kirk's assassination.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
So if you were, I mean, this is like, what
are we up to?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Over a dozen people that we've read about in the
last couple of days that have lost their jobs because
they've lost their minds.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
All you had to do is not be a douche canoe,
and you couldn't do it. Just this one thing. Don't
go out and celebrate. It's like this is so obvious, Like, well,
he was a bigot and a misogynist, and okay, you're
a comedy. I think communists are bad. Can I should
I celebrate when you die?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh no, no, no, no. You don't get to have
a freedom of speech. They get that if you say
stuff they don't like, well they get to kill you
if they say stuff you don't like.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Tough hmm, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Too bad if you're looking for a job and opening
just peer to have been reported in Texas House District eight,
Morgan Latrelle is not seeking reelection, So if you would
like to be a congressman, go and raise your hand
and well and we'll have an election.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But did he just decide he didn't care for the job.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I wonder if it has to do with redistricting. I
haven't gotten an answer on this yet. I was out
and eating lunch yesterday with some members of the Texas
Republican Party and somebody told me that this was about
to happen, that he was going to and then by
the time the lunch ended, it was a news story.
So I sort of found out before everybody else. But
then anyway, it doesn't matter he is. I wonder if
(09:51):
it's because they're redrawing the lines or if he just
doesn't like being in politics.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You know, some people just might try it, just decided
it's not for them. Maybe there's something else he'd prefer
to do.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I don't know what the answer is. No anyway, I do.
I don't always agree with Morgan's voting record. That's Marcus
Latrell's brother, by the way. I know most people know that,
but I just want to remind those of you outside
of Texas that's the lone survivor guy. That's his brother.
I always thought Morgan was a good guy. I don't
like all the people he's friends with.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Oh no, what does he think about all your friends?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Probably thinks they're a bunch of thugs and criminals and degenerates,
And some of them are, but at least they're not
warmongers like Dan Crenshaw. I can't I like Morgan. I'm
not going to denigrate him, but he's not going to
be in office anymore, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'd be careful with the dinner grating. What boys about
this big he goes bear hunting with a switch. I
don't think he's gonna have much trouble with you.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'm sorry you're telling me.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
He takes a small branch off a tree and he
uses that to hunt for bears.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
He does. Wow, And why would you lie about that?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Well?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Who would wait?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
You?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Just you incinda waiting. I'm a liar. No, I'm saying,
I'm sure you're telling the truth. I got to go
bear hunting with these two. A thing right here. You
don't bring a gun with you.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I just I got one fist of iron, the other
of steel. If the left one don't get you in
a rat one wheel.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I hate to point it out, but I am not
aware of you ever catching a bear in the past.
Is I catch him, I just take him down. So
you just beat up a bear, You beat a bear sense,
and then you just leave. It's the bear's corpse out
there in the woods.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
God, please, is it time to go yet?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
A seventy six year old woman on Long Island is
facing charges after she was accused of shooting her sixty
seven year old neighbor in the face with a flare
gun while he was.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Walking his dog.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You can't even walk your dog anymore without some old
white lady shooting you in the face with a flare gun.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Poop. Oh. Apparently they were having an argument over their pets.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Here dog pooped in their yard one too many times,
and it's like, that's it. She didn't shoot the dog, though,
thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I'll let you listen. Here's the moment Kathleen Schumann shot
Richard Catrone in the face, and then Richard's reaction to
getting shot in the face.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Kathleen showed no emotion. She coined, I was the devil.
She coimed, I tried to murder her, and she said,
I'm sorry I missed. I've lived in Manhattan, I've lived
in San Francisco, I've lived in Boston and nothing ever
happened soon and here I moved to Suffolk County in
a senior community and my neighbor shoots me in the
(12:25):
face with a flat Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
We were in Boston for one just half a week
one time.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, just a long weekend, and blew was it long?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And a hobo tried to attack Praline because we were
walking down the street.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
He ran into her and then he came after us.
And I would have.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Fought the guy, but I'm pretty sure I would have
got a bloodborne pathogen.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
From him. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And in those situations, it's almost never the first person
that starts the trouble. It's the second person that gets in.
They would have probably came and got you, and that
lunatic would have still been roaming the street.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
So good it would it have done?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah? But on the other hand, don't you feel like
if I went to jail in Boston, I would have
been running that place.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I would have been like the Don Juan of that
particular institution there.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
We probably never would have seen you again, Ken, No,
I would have been I don't think jail is h
It's not for you.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I've been arrested before. Have you ever been arrested. I've
been arrested a few times. No, I never had to
spend the night.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I'm not proud of the fact that I've been arrested,
because I ain't. I'm proud of the fact that I've
never been arrested. I'm proud of the fact that mostly
because I got good friends in law enforcement.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Well, it doesn't hurt to have those. I'm proud of
the fact that when I did get arrested, I went
quietly because I complied. Well, that's good, and I always
got out in like an hour or two.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
They'd let me go.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I never had to put on the orange jumpsuit. I
never had to eat the baloney sandwich or what do
you call it, the salami sandwich?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Oh? No, baloney?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Okay, well I never had to eat it. I know.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Here's that as a thread on people. I got to
tell you, I like baloney. Maloney's good for me. Fried
it's even better fried baloney, white bread and little miracle whip.
You got yourself a meal there soon.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I also like a baloney sandwich, but I don't think
they fried it. I don't think they put miracle whip
on it. And I don't even think you get mustard.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Bill.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah, they don't toast it. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You need nothing with that baloney sandwich. You gotta eat
the dry sandwich. It's boring. And then they give you
a little thing of milk or whatever. It's not any fun.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Speaking of crime, a raccoon in Plattsburgh, New York, got
it well, didn't get away, but it looked like it
was the perfect crime.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
What was the perfect raccoon? Hit the jackpot?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You know this chewy dot com They deliver pet food
right to your door.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Is this a commercial?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
For them or Okay, the box was being sent back
to Chewy dot com. I guess either they decided they didn't.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Want it or whatever, so they put it on the porch.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's ninety three dollars worth of pet food, and a
raccoon came up and ate it all. Just I'm surprised
it's still alive. It seems like if you eat that
much of anything it could kill you.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You'd be surprised. There's some things I've been eating my
whole life and they never killed me. Well, why is
everybody looking at me like that?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Please tell me it's time to go now. Hey, quick reminder, kids,
don't forget to join us. October fifth, October fifth.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
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Steve Johnson, Kenny Webster, the Whole Walton and Johnson Crew.
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It's gonna sell out. You're gonna regret it. You're gonna
want to get your tickets at the last minute. You're
gonna feel like an a hole because you didn't get
your tickets.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
You say I'm gonna regret it, you mean going no,
not getting the tickets.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh, you're gonna regret if you let it sell out
before you get your tickets.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I got it. You know, you're a pretty good wing MANA.
You need to flesh that out more.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I was trying to get out all. I was trying
to cram it all in before we ran out of
time here. Yeah, you don't cram it in. You know,
we only have a few more seconds here. I'd keep talking,
but then all of a sudden, at some point John'll talk,
and he doesn't care if you.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Eat it every day. Hey again, you've reached the end
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end. Does
that mean we're going away now never to be heard again?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you can find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear
from you.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah, so what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson
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