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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I told you, Billie, these young Conservatives do not like Israel.
That's the difference between the young conservatives and the old conservatives.
And I think right around my age group you see
a shift older guys, older Republicans. They want to support Israel.
Younger Republicans hate Israel, and the millennials who just spent
twenty years in never ending wars in Islamic countries don't
(00:23):
really have a strong opinion about it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And the ones that hate Israel me mainly hate it
because somebody else that they look up to or listen
to told them to, not really basing that opinion on any
their you know, their actual life or the interactions they've had.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
They're just they were told you shouldn't like them, and
they don't.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't have an issue with Israel. I just don't
want to give money to every other country on Earth anymore.
We're thirty six trillion dollars in debt.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Mike, thirty seven? Do I hear thirty eight? It's coming?
Oh any minute now? Yeah we're there. Yeah, uh yeah,
that's okay with me. Speaking of numbers, do what they
got to do?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Six seven, stop it?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Ten twenty one?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You know how you get young people to stop saying
six seven.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You keep doing that, say it all the time. Six seven.
Happy sixty seventh birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's not anybody's sixty seventh birthday, at least on my list.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I know there are people that are having one, but.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It it's it's not just Kim Kardashian's birthday either. I
don't want her to, you know, to you know, overshadow
some of the other big names.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You mean, Fox News docu series producer Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
That's her.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, Dojah Cat is having a birthday this morning too.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
She's another one of these. She hates Israel. Doja Yeah,
I just call her Doja.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Ms Cat is thirty today, so you really need to
be listening to.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Her and her abandons about the world.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, happy birthday to Doja Cat. She does have a
nice looking backside.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
King Brown Country Singers thirty two. Glenn Powell, you remember
Top Gun Maverick, you do? He was in that and
now Chad Powers. I don't know if you hear about that.
It looks ridiculous. He's thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I thought he's saying Rhyingstone cowboy, No different guy, Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Gilliam Campbell, Oh Powell only thirty seven. That's a good song,
Bro Bran, Yeah, it's a good, good song.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Been walking the streets so long.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Glenn Powell was a good singer. Bro Campbell, Happy birthday
at Glenn Campbell.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Amber Rose forty two. Kim KARESHI it is forty five.
I met her when she was about I guess he
was about twenty five.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
So in twenty years.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So Kanye's ex wife and his ex girlfriend both had
their birthday on the same day.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Do you think he still forgot it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
The guitarist for Toto, I know you're a big fan,
Steve Lucather sixty eight.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I always thought it was cool how they were white
guys and they wrote a song about Africa.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
They did that and doesn't sound anything like.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Africa when they're a guy that wrote a song about
Mexico is called Mexican and then he went Mexican and
it song didn't sound anything like Mexico.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Who am I thinking of? Benjamin nett Ya? Who James Taylor?
Oh no, I'm saying birthdays. Happy birthday to Benjamin yet Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well Israel Bennie is seventy six years old today.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Still the Prime Minister of Israel.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Last I heard, Judge Judy is eighty three and still
living her best life.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Good for her, that's great. Happy birthday, Judge Judy.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Manfred Man of the Do Wah Diddy Fame is eighty
five and no longer with us.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Princess Leah we miss who missed?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Princess Leah Carrie Fisher born in this date nineteen fifty six.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So there was Manfred Man and then there was Manfred
Man's Earth Band.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What was the difference? This is the same band had
a good movie, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So these guys did a cover of a Bruce Springsteen song?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Why to make it better? Do they need it? It
needed to be good? What was Mighty Quinn? The Eskimo?
I never even heard of this? A different thing, oh man?
That is so racist. They wrote a song about an Eskimo.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Today is Back to the Future Day because when they
set the time and the date, you know it was today.
It's also National Pets for Vets Day.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
When you think of Huey Lewis in the news, what
movie do you think of? First American Psycho or Back
to the Future. Yes, that's how I judge people. I
can tell what kind of person I.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Don't want to be judged.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Today's National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day, World Bollinese Day. I ate
that last night, and National Apple Day. About val It's.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It was yesterday and today it kind of you know,
we don't know what day it is over there, but
it's the valley over here.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
We should do a special Dwali edition of tragedy in India.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
If we can pronounce it properly, we could hope. We
don't know, well I can't.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And now today in history is probably brought to you
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Speaker 3 (05:07):
On this date.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
In eighteen seventy nine, somebody said, let there be light edison,
and there was, and it was good. The light shined
for forty hours straight before it burnt out.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Mine go back a little farther. I'm gonna start.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
On seventeen ninety seven, the USS Constitution is launched in
the Boston Harbor.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Okay, so it was a big deal, A big deal today.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
In eighteen oh five, the Battle of Traffallgar, Admiral Nelson
defeated the Spanish and the French Navies.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
But I think that light bulb thing actually probably has
more impact on each of our day to day lives.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You know what. That is disrespectful to Trafflegar today in
nineteen fifty nine, But that's the way you pronounce it.
But that's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The Guggenheim Museum open in New York City. Frank Frankloyd
Wright designed it. No way, now get out?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Do people know that? Today?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
In nineteen sixty one, Bob Dylan records his first album
in one day.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It cost him four hundred bucks. Well about my Dinga Laying.
My Dingaaling was a Chuck Berry song Berry and it
hit number one. It was his only number one song
nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
On this date, people was going around and going, my
dangalaing middaling.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I don't have a copy of it, though, which you
settle for rollover Beethoven and Stu just as good Chuck today.
In nineteen sixty seven, fifty thousand march down the Pentagon
in protest of the Vietnam War.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Did that work out? It was not bad? I think
it was still going on though even after no but
I mean the march itself was fine, but I kind
of like the no see the no King to day.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
That worked because obviously there's no king here in this country.
But the Vietnam protest did not stop the war.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
All right, here's a good one today in nineteen seventy seven,
meet Low for Lisa is.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Bad out of Hell.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He really liked the idea of a mammal flying out
of a cavern from hell, to the point where I
think he had multiple albums called Bad out of Hell
Bad out of Hell too.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
But is the bat on fire like the you know,
wings were on fire as it was flapping its way
out of hell.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't know. My generation doesn't pay. We don't have albums.
We just have MP three's and streaming, So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
The greatest things about albums were album covers back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Hell yeah, dude, yeah that man, album boy. That gives
me nostalgia. Remember album covers. Remember that back in the day.
That's crazy. And today in twenty twenty one, a guy
named Alec Baldwin killed a person. Ah no, and she
died from it. He took a gun, he killed her dead. Yeah,
(07:43):
Alec Baldwin picked up a gun and he pointed at
a woman and she was someone's mom and someone's wife.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The gun just went off all by itself, but he
was holding it and so it made him look bad.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So it sounded that way, But actually the FBI investigated.
They determined that he did pull the trigger. What Yeah,
but then they told me he didn't. But ultimately he
still didn't get blamed, even though he was in charge
of the movie and he was the actor that was
holding the gun. Ultimately they blamed the what was her name,
Billy the Armorer is Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
But he hired her. Yeah, you know what Trump would
have told you back during the Apprentice. You know, leadership,
that's where it starts. You got to fire the people
that are making these choices. He's the one who made
that choice to hire her. She didn't see.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
They don't like guns in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They love to make money off of them, but they
don't like guns. And so when they hired somebody that
didn't know anything about guns, that that seemed to make
perfect sense, right up until that lady died.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Seemed to make perfect sense, right, I'm until that lady died.
And then after that, you'd think they'd not put that
movie out, but they did. Actually have You guys, seen Rastia.
Did you like better than that? Nobody's gonna watch that movie.
It's no, it's out you kind of nobody. I know,
nobody in this room is gonna go see it. I'm
sure it's Western film, Billy I. It'll be on HBO
(09:03):
before you know it. Then I get that either starring
Travis Fimmel. Travis Fimmel is the guy from what's it
the Vikings? Okay, and then it's got Francis Fisher.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
You know who that is.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Let's see Josh Hopkins and then Alec Baldwin the murderer.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
No reason to go see that?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Well, I don't want to see a movie with a
murderer in it. That would make me uncomfortable. Although they
say some of the money goes to her family the movie,
Oh this is great. The movie cost almost ten million
dollars to produce, meaning it was pretty low budget. It
brought in twenty six thousand dollars at the box office.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
There you go, nobody's gonna go see that.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We got more money than that from our comedy show.
We did a stand up comedy show a few weeks
back to raise money for disabled military veterans, and we
brought in more money from one night of telling dirty
jokes than Alec Baldwin's entire film brought in and his
f killed a person.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Well, your comedy killed. But yeah, but like in a
good way. When you say it like that, it makes
it sound like it was bad. No, it's a compliment
in the showbiz world. Oh God, you killed Kenny, you
killed thank you miss killed Kenny.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
A United Airlines captain says his jet was hit by
space debris while flying.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Was he in space?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Why?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Sort of, he was above the Earth flying around.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, but that's not space, is it. Well, unless you're
that that girl what's your name that went to space,
Katy Perry. Yeah, then then it was space, I guess.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, Katy Perry.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
She looked out at Earth and she said, wow, nice
globes like that, and then the Earth said back, yeah,
same to you, right back at you.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We have audio of the in flight announcement from the
plane getting hit by space debris.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Would you uh? I was told it was a weather balloon.
Of course, I've told that. They tell you that every
time something happens, they can't explain. Well, this report the
captain thought it was space debris. Here's the report, folks.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
This is your captains.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
We've reached a cruising altitude of thirty six thousand feet
and apparently the part of space where NASA parks is
left overs. If you feel a slight jolt, that's just
me dodging space junk and I'm hoping for a high
score before we land. So is it back? Relax and
maybe keep your trade tables up just in case I
(11:23):
need a little more maneuvering room.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Where could we take some calls Ivan whenever we want?
Do we have calls that are on there?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Now?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Calls yet?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
No calls yet? What number do people call to get
on the air of Do we have that number? It's
right there?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Do I have the call number in front of me? Oh,
I'm so sorry. That's interesting. Interesting? We have any calls
yet there?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Ivan, No calls Alec Baldwin posing the big questions tonight
here do we have any calls here yet?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Ivan? None? Boy, it's just incredible. Now back to Walton
and Johnson. It's a long story. We don't have to
listen to it. We don't have time. Yeah, we just
don't have time now. Maybe later we take care of that.
In the meantime, in music news. Since we're discussing music,
we were your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Taylor Swift holds eight of the top ten spots in
the Hot one hundred right now. If you're sick and
tired of hearing about Taylor Swift, maybe you should stop
buying her songs.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You know, I'm not sick of hearing about Taylor Swift,
but I think it's possible. I'm just not looking at
the news outlets that are mass reporting on her all
the time. The places where I go to get the news,
Taylor Swift might be a footnote at best. But when
I look at other news outlets, You're right, it's not them,
but Taylor Swift coverage all the time. And there's a
reason for that, like it or not, because she paid,
(12:41):
because she's still quite popular, and also I think her
publicist might have something to do with it. It is
kind of incredible how right before her album came out,
suddenly there's all these news stories about her again.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's just a coincidence, that's all it is. Yeah, Yeah,
just go with that. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The US Supreme Court is going to weigh in on
whether or not legal drug users potsmokers can own guns
or operate guns. And I will tell you I would
bet money right now that the Supreme Court says they can.
Multiple federal courts have already stated that if you are
a legal marijuana user, you could still own a gun
or operate a gun. This keeps getting appealed all the
(13:19):
way up to the Supreme Court. Now, the Supreme Court
agreed on Monday to hear a bid by Trump's administration
in a case out of Texas, Yeah, to defend a
federal law that bars users of illegal drugs from owning guns.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Do you have inside information?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
What are you based on this? Do you think the
Supreme Court will ruled this way or that way? What
do you base that onme? I do have insider information. Okay,
I've read the Constitution.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
And okay, yeah that sure, Yeah, Constitution that comes in
handy occasionally, you know, when you're trying to especially for
Democrats who hate it, I want to wipe their butt
with the Constitution nine days out of ten and.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Then all of a sudden, the Constitution we have the
right to protest. Didn't blow stuff up? No, you don't.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
The kind of inside information I'm wondering is, do you
have any idea how much money big tobacco has given
to the Supreme Court versus how much money.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Big pot marijuana.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Do they call it big marijuana, big pot, big big whatever,
how much money they're giving to the Supreme Court justices.
Cause you gotta know, the folks in the tobacco business
would love it if they just go ahead and rule
against this this pot business.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I don't disagree with the point you're making.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
But also, some of the big tobacco companies are making
money off marijuana, and then you got to play. The
beer companies have to come into this too, same thing there.
Some of them want it, some of them don't. Some
of them are making THCHC soda. Some of them are
competing with THCHC soda. So what they're doing is they
got Curtis Sliwa split in the vote. Eh, that guy's
(14:58):
a spoiler. Huh, No, Belly had curt Lee was not
on the Supreme Court. That has nothing to do with it, nobody.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
He's splitting the vote between beer and big pot and
then big tobacco. That's a different that's a different thing, Billy. Yeah,
it's kind of the same though, No, not really, but
it is kind of though yeah, I mean kind of
in the sense that not at all, but I mean, yeah, sure,
well I think it. I think the Supreme Court rolls
on the side of the pot smokers. And I say
(15:25):
that because multiple other federal courts have already rulled that way.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
And when is that ruling supposed to be coming out?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Pretty soon this week probably, And the US Constitution's pretty
clear keeping bare arms, you got a right to do it.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
We don't take not clear at.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
All that US Constitution has been just so picked that
and hacked that and pulled apart and just been decimated.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
All right, Well, on that.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Note, we don't take people's gun rights away because they
had a beer. You know, No, you're not supposed to
operate a firearm while you're drunk, but that doesn't mean
you can't own one, have it in your closet or something.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's why they hope you think they'll be used the
same rules for beer as they do with pott.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I bet that will probably play a role in the decision.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yes, well, if they decided that didn't nobody that's ever
had a beer should be allowed to have a concealed
handgun license, right, that's what the government would like to
get done.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
They hate the fact that we all can fight back.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Well, some of them want that, not all right, some
of them want that and some of them don't. They
probably all want it, they're just not all saying that. Well,
you know, if they got around and wouldn't you rather
you know, be in charge of an unarmed people, sure
that would be better because you can get away with stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Well, on that note, the if I'm not mistaken, the
founding fathers had hemp farms. Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Jorge,
they called him. I think things were things were different
to you. Do you think those guys would have said,
take your gun rights away because you're growing pot I
bet not.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I bet not.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Okay, So Columbia's president the.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
University, No, the college, Gustavo Petro, that's a university, has mused, No, I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Sorry, the country. Sorry, I'm confused. You said college. You're right,
I was trying to want to start over.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
I do.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Colombia's president, Gustavo Petro, not the college, mused about getting
rid of President Trump. In a shocking interview over the weekend,
Trump threatened to close up the killing fields in Colombia
and announced he was slashing US subsidies for the Latin
America country after Petro accused the US of murder over
a September fifteenth attack on alleged drug boat.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
And I gotta think.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Columbia's president here taking the side of the drug smugglers
is probably a odd strategy.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
For those those were Venezuelan drug runners that he was
blowing up out in the waters off of Venezuela.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Well, I think there were some Colombians on him as well.
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Anyway, the Colombian president's narco terrorist in chief, Gustavo Petro,
has just threatened to overthrow President Trump.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
As he plan on doing that, is he gotta climb
up in that deer stand out there by the helicopter spot.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well, that's asking. I got a little audio of it
here hanging on. There's a SoundBite. Let me just the president,
didn't they Yeah, here's Gustavo, the the drug smuggling president, which.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Other You're gonna see a dog on him, is what
it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, Yeah, they're gonna get one of the one nim pitbulls.
It's you know, they beat them and train them to
fight and stuff. And next time Trump comes along, He'll
be looking, Oh, who's a cute little dog?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Look at that dog, and the dog is rippings throwed out.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I gotta think, if the president of Columbia wants to
go to war with the United States, we're we're ready. Yeah,
go ahead attack.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Well, now you're all of a sudden happy about war.
You're you're the one that kept saying we need to
stop all the war. That didn't say he's happy. I said,
we're ready. You want this, don't you? You want it bad?
If Columbia goes to.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
War with the United States of America, how many minutes
before the war is over?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Good question. I mean that seems like a quick war
to me.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Colombia piece of crap Columbia, well, piece of crap country
what it is, and then a place where people go
on a dental vacation.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
We got to spend enough time tearing it up so
that we can spend millions and billions of dollars to
rebuild it later. Remember, we got we gotta do some
damage first, or they don't get to rebuild. If you
lose a war with America, you want a lottery. That's
how this works.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Wow, that's amazing. Uh yeah, then you get all the
stuff right, free stuff. Yeah, all the stuff. Boy, you
just reminded me of something speaking of South America, the
end of the world.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
These are prophecies from the end of time. Yeah.
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All right, Today we take you down south to Arizona,
where there has been some rain lately. They have had
some inclement weather and apparently in Arizona there's a very
rare toad that has been coming out that they haven't
seen in a while, because you know, it's normally not
a lot of rain in Arizona, Okay, and so these
(20:45):
rare toads because it's blue. Hang on, I'll get a
picture of it up on the screen here for you.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Let me show you. I'd love to answer that question
for us. Sometimes the blue ones are very dangerous. They're poisonous.
Don't even touch them. Oh these are poisonous. Yeah they're well,
they're talking.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
That's the uh Arizona toxic toads.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's a picture of billionad. No, it's that ain't funny,
it's just regular green.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, it doesn't that. Boy, Anyway, they got toxic toads.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
It looks like a puffer toad. It looks like it's
all puffed up, or maybe it lifts.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
So people are going out trying to lick these toads,
of course they are, so they can get high off
of them. Authorities are telling people not to lick the
toads and to keep pets away from them.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That's why they're licking it, because somebody told them not to.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Here is Gray Stafford, a zoologist whose German shepherd survived
licking one of the toads, and Gray is talking about
what to do if the toad is ingested in any way.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Play the tape please.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
The first thing I would do is take garden hose
and flush their tongue and then make plans to get
to an emergency clinic right away. The key thing is
you want to keep their body temperature from spiking, because
that can lead to seizure and death. And so you know, quick,
rent of the tongue, work that tongue, Get that slime off.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Dude, I got this. I can slim off. I guarantee
I can lick one of those toads. I'd be fine.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I'd love it. I gotta tell you, I got twenty books.
Says you're not going to be fine. I got forty bucks,
says I'm gonna be fine.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Do we go noble or nothing? What are the odds
on this one? In ten or yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, uh no, it's a head's AP's a pool. Here's
fitty fitty, it's fitty fitty. Yeah, I got this, dude,
Yeah you got this. Yeah you're going down, billy. I
hope you got your wallet out where. Who's going to
get the toad? If somebody could supply a toxic toad
from Arizona, that's probably gonna hold us back a little bit.
We don't have a toxic toad available at the moment. Well,
these commercial breaks are only four or five minutes long.
I don't have enough time to walk all the way
(22:37):
to Arizona. So someone's gonna have to bring it here.
You know FedEx. Remember when FedEx used to be guaranteed overnight.
Now it's like probably by the weekend. We'll see even
if it was overnight.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Do you think the toad's gonna survive all the way
getting mailed from Arizona at a box.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh he'll be fine. Oh yeah, just like me. I'll
be fine, He'll be fine. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
When I see an American flag, I immediately look at
that or like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot,
that person's probably a homophobe, that person's probably a racist.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
And if you're gonna bring business here, bring a smart best.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
I told you, Billie, these young Conservatives do not like Israel.
That's the difference between the young conservatives and the old conservatives.
And I think right around my age group you see
a shift older guys, older Republicans. They want to support Israel.
Younger Republicans hate Israel, and the millennials who just spent
twenty years in never ending wars in Islamic countries don't
(00:23):
really have a strong opinion about it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And the ones that hate Israel me mainly hate it
because somebody else that they look up to or listen
to told them to, not really basing that opinion on any
their you know, their actual life or the interactions they've had.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
They're just they were told you shouldn't like them, and
they don't.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't have an issue with Israel. I just don't
want to give money to every other country on Earth anymore.
We're thirty six trillion dollars in debt.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Mike, thirty seven? Do I hear thirty eight? It's coming?
Oh any minute now? Yeah we're there. Yeah, uh yeah,
that's okay with me. Speaking of numbers, do what they
got to do?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Six seven, stop it?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Ten twenty one?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You know how you get young people to stop saying
six seven.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You keep doing that, say it all the time. Six seven.
Happy sixty seventh birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's not anybody's sixty seventh birthday, at least on my list.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I know there are people that are having one, but.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It it's it's not just Kim Kardashian's birthday either. I
don't want her to, you know, to you know, overshadow
some of the other big names.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You mean, Fox News docu series producer Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
That's her.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, Dojah Cat is having a birthday this morning too.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
She's another one of these. She hates Israel. Doja Yeah,
I just call her Doja.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Ms Cat is thirty today, so you really need to
be listening to.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Her and her abandons about the world.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, happy birthday to Doja Cat. She does have a
nice looking backside.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
King Brown Country Singers thirty two. Glenn Powell, you remember
Top Gun Maverick, you do? He was in that and
now Chad Powers. I don't know if you hear about that.
It looks ridiculous. He's thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I thought he's saying Rhyingstone cowboy, No different guy, Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Gilliam Campbell, Oh Powell only thirty seven. That's a good song,
Bro Bran, Yeah, it's a good, good song.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Been walking the streets so long.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Glenn Powell was a good singer. Bro Campbell, Happy birthday
at Glenn Campbell.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Amber Rose forty two. Kim KARESHI it is forty five.
I met her when she was about I guess he
was about twenty five.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
So in twenty years.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So Kanye's ex wife and his ex girlfriend both had
their birthday on the same day.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Do you think he still forgot it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
The guitarist for Toto, I know you're a big fan,
Steve Lucather sixty eight.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I always thought it was cool how they were white
guys and they wrote a song about Africa.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
They did that and doesn't sound anything like.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Africa when they're a guy that wrote a song about
Mexico is called Mexican and then he went Mexican and
it song didn't sound anything like Mexico.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Who am I thinking of? Benjamin nett Ya? Who James Taylor?
Oh no, I'm saying birthdays. Happy birthday to Benjamin yet Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well Israel Bennie is seventy six years old today.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Still the Prime Minister of Israel.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Last I heard, Judge Judy is eighty three and still
living her best life.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Good for her, that's great. Happy birthday, Judge Judy.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Manfred Man of the Do Wah Diddy Fame is eighty
five and no longer with us.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Princess Leah we miss who missed?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Princess Leah Carrie Fisher born in this date nineteen fifty six.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So there was Manfred Man and then there was Manfred
Man's Earth Band.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What was the difference? This is the same band had
a good movie, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So these guys did a cover of a Bruce Springsteen song?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Why to make it better? Do they need it? It
needed to be good? What was Mighty Quinn? The Eskimo?
I never even heard of this? A different thing, oh man?
That is so racist. They wrote a song about an Eskimo.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Today is Back to the Future Day because when they
set the time and the date, you know it was today.
It's also National Pets for Vets Day.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
When you think of Huey Lewis in the news, what
movie do you think of? First American Psycho or Back
to the Future. Yes, that's how I judge people. I
can tell what kind of person I.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Don't want to be judged.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Today's National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day, World Bollinese Day. I ate
that last night, and National Apple Day. About val It's.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It was yesterday and today it kind of you know,
we don't know what day it is over there, but
it's the valley over here.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
We should do a special Dwali edition of tragedy in India.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
If we can pronounce it properly, we could hope. We
don't know, well I can't.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And now today in history is probably brought to you
by you heard of lawtigers dot com. Go there today
or call one hundred law tigers if you get into
a motorcycle accident.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
On this date.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
In eighteen seventy nine, somebody said, let there be light edison,
and there was, and it was good. The light shined
for forty hours straight before it burnt out.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Mine go back a little farther. I'm gonna start.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
On seventeen ninety seven, the USS Constitution is launched in
the Boston Harbor.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Okay, so it was a big deal, A big deal today.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
In eighteen oh five, the Battle of Traffallgar, Admiral Nelson
defeated the Spanish and the French Navies.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
But I think that light bulb thing actually probably has
more impact on each of our day to day lives.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You know what. That is disrespectful to Trafflegar today in
nineteen fifty nine, But that's the way you pronounce it.
But that's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The Guggenheim Museum open in New York City. Frank Frankloyd
Wright designed it. No way, now get out?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Do people know that? Today?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
In nineteen sixty one, Bob Dylan records his first album
in one day.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It cost him four hundred bucks. Well about my Dinga Laying.
My Dingaaling was a Chuck Berry song Berry and it
hit number one. It was his only number one song
nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
On this date, people was going around and going, my
dangalaing middaling.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I don't have a copy of it, though, which you
settle for rollover Beethoven and Stu just as good Chuck today.
In nineteen sixty seven, fifty thousand march down the Pentagon
in protest of the Vietnam War.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Did that work out? It was not bad? I think
it was still going on though even after no but
I mean the march itself was fine, but I kind
of like the no see the no King to day.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
That worked because obviously there's no king here in this country.
But the Vietnam protest did not stop the war.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
All right, here's a good one today in nineteen seventy seven,
meet Low for Lisa is.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Bad out of Hell.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He really liked the idea of a mammal flying out
of a cavern from hell, to the point where I
think he had multiple albums called Bad out of Hell
Bad out of Hell too.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
But is the bat on fire like the you know,
wings were on fire as it was flapping its way
out of hell.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't know. My generation doesn't pay. We don't have albums.
We just have MP three's and streaming, So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
The greatest things about albums were album covers back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Hell yeah, dude, yeah that man, album boy. That gives
me nostalgia. Remember album covers. Remember that back in the day.
That's crazy. And today in twenty twenty one, a guy
named Alec Baldwin killed a person. Ah no, and she
died from it. He took a gun, he killed her dead. Yeah,
(07:43):
Alec Baldwin picked up a gun and he pointed at
a woman and she was someone's mom and someone's wife.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The gun just went off all by itself, but he
was holding it and so it made him look bad.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So it sounded that way, But actually the FBI investigated.
They determined that he did pull the trigger. What Yeah,
but then they told me he didn't. But ultimately he
still didn't get blamed, even though he was in charge
of the movie and he was the actor that was
holding the gun. Ultimately they blamed the what was her name,
Billy the Armorer is Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
But he hired her. Yeah, you know what Trump would
have told you back during the Apprentice. You know, leadership,
that's where it starts. You got to fire the people
that are making these choices. He's the one who made
that choice to hire her. She didn't see.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
They don't like guns in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They love to make money off of them, but they
don't like guns. And so when they hired somebody that
didn't know anything about guns, that that seemed to make
perfect sense, right up until that lady died.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Seemed to make perfect sense, right, I'm until that lady died.
And then after that, you'd think they'd not put that
movie out, but they did. Actually have You guys, seen Rastia.
Did you like better than that? Nobody's gonna watch that movie.
It's no, it's out you kind of nobody. I know,
nobody in this room is gonna go see it. I'm
sure it's Western film, Billy I. It'll be on HBO
(09:03):
before you know it. Then I get that either starring
Travis Fimmel. Travis Fimmel is the guy from what's it
the Vikings? Okay, and then it's got Francis Fisher.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
You know who that is.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Let's see Josh Hopkins and then Alec Baldwin the murderer.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
No reason to go see that?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Well, I don't want to see a movie with a
murderer in it. That would make me uncomfortable. Although they
say some of the money goes to her family the movie,
Oh this is great. The movie cost almost ten million
dollars to produce, meaning it was pretty low budget. It
brought in twenty six thousand dollars at the box office.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
There you go, nobody's gonna go see that.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We got more money than that from our comedy show.
We did a stand up comedy show a few weeks
back to raise money for disabled military veterans, and we
brought in more money from one night of telling dirty
jokes than Alec Baldwin's entire film brought in and his
f killed a person.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Well, your comedy killed. But yeah, but like in a
good way. When you say it like that, it makes
it sound like it was bad. No, it's a compliment
in the showbiz world. Oh God, you killed Kenny, you
killed thank you miss killed Kenny.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
A United Airlines captain says his jet was hit by
space debris while flying.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Was he in space?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Why?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Sort of, he was above the Earth flying around.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, but that's not space, is it. Well, unless you're
that that girl what's your name that went to space,
Katy Perry. Yeah, then then it was space, I guess.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, Katy Perry.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
She looked out at Earth and she said, wow, nice
globes like that, and then the Earth said back, yeah,
same to you, right back at you.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We have audio of the in flight announcement from the
plane getting hit by space debris.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Would you uh? I was told it was a weather balloon.
Of course, I've told that. They tell you that every
time something happens, they can't explain. Well, this report the
captain thought it was space debris. Here's the report, folks.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
This is your captains.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
We've reached a cruising altitude of thirty six thousand feet
and apparently the part of space where NASA parks is
left overs. If you feel a slight jolt, that's just
me dodging space junk and I'm hoping for a high
score before we land. So is it back? Relax and
maybe keep your trade tables up just in case I
(11:23):
need a little more maneuvering room.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Where could we take some calls Ivan whenever we want?
Do we have calls that are on there?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Now?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Calls yet?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
No calls yet? What number do people call to get
on the air of Do we have that number? It's
right there?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Do I have the call number in front of me? Oh,
I'm so sorry. That's interesting. Interesting? We have any calls
yet there?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Ivan, No calls Alec Baldwin posing the big questions tonight
here do we have any calls here yet?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Ivan? None? Boy, it's just incredible. Now back to Walton
and Johnson. It's a long story. We don't have to
listen to it. We don't have time. Yeah, we just
don't have time now. Maybe later we take care of that.
In the meantime, in music news. Since we're discussing music,
we were your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Taylor Swift holds eight of the top ten spots in
the Hot one hundred right now. If you're sick and
tired of hearing about Taylor Swift, maybe you should stop
buying her songs.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You know, I'm not sick of hearing about Taylor Swift,
but I think it's possible. I'm just not looking at
the news outlets that are mass reporting on her all
the time. The places where I go to get the news,
Taylor Swift might be a footnote at best. But when
I look at other news outlets, You're right, it's not them,
but Taylor Swift coverage all the time. And there's a
reason for that, like it or not, because she paid,
(12:41):
because she's still quite popular, and also I think her
publicist might have something to do with it. It is
kind of incredible how right before her album came out,
suddenly there's all these news stories about her again.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's just a coincidence, that's all it is. Yeah, Yeah,
just go with that. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The US Supreme Court is going to weigh in on
whether or not legal drug users potsmokers can own guns
or operate guns. And I will tell you I would
bet money right now that the Supreme Court says they can.
Multiple federal courts have already stated that if you are
a legal marijuana user, you could still own a gun
or operate a gun. This keeps getting appealed all the
(13:19):
way up to the Supreme Court. Now, the Supreme Court
agreed on Monday to hear a bid by Trump's administration
in a case out of Texas, Yeah, to defend a
federal law that bars users of illegal drugs from owning guns.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Do you have inside information?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
What are you based on this? Do you think the
Supreme Court will ruled this way or that way? What
do you base that onme? I do have insider information. Okay,
I've read the Constitution.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
And okay, yeah that sure, Yeah, Constitution that comes in
handy occasionally, you know, when you're trying to especially for
Democrats who hate it, I want to wipe their butt
with the Constitution nine days out of ten and.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Then all of a sudden, the Constitution we have the
right to protest. Didn't blow stuff up? No, you don't.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
The kind of inside information I'm wondering is, do you
have any idea how much money big tobacco has given
to the Supreme Court versus how much money.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Big pot marijuana.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Do they call it big marijuana, big pot, big big whatever,
how much money they're giving to the Supreme Court justices.
Cause you gotta know, the folks in the tobacco business
would love it if they just go ahead and rule
against this this pot business.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I don't disagree with the point you're making.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
But also, some of the big tobacco companies are making
money off marijuana, and then you got to play. The
beer companies have to come into this too, same thing there.
Some of them want it, some of them don't. Some
of them are making THCHC soda. Some of them are
competing with THCHC soda. So what they're doing is they
got Curtis Sliwa split in the vote. Eh, that guy's
(14:58):
a spoiler. Huh, No, Belly had curt Lee was not
on the Supreme Court. That has nothing to do with it, nobody.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
He's splitting the vote between beer and big pot and
then big tobacco. That's a different that's a different thing, Billy. Yeah,
it's kind of the same though, No, not really, but
it is kind of though yeah, I mean kind of
in the sense that not at all, but I mean, yeah, sure,
well I think it. I think the Supreme Court rolls
on the side of the pot smokers. And I say
(15:25):
that because multiple other federal courts have already rulled that way.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
And when is that ruling supposed to be coming out?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Pretty soon this week probably, And the US Constitution's pretty
clear keeping bare arms, you got a right to do it.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
We don't take not clear at.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
All that US Constitution has been just so picked that
and hacked that and pulled apart and just been decimated.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
All right, Well, on that.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Note, we don't take people's gun rights away because they
had a beer. You know, No, you're not supposed to
operate a firearm while you're drunk, but that doesn't mean
you can't own one, have it in your closet or something.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's why they hope you think they'll be used the
same rules for beer as they do with pott.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I bet that will probably play a role in the decision.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yes, well, if they decided that didn't nobody that's ever
had a beer should be allowed to have a concealed
handgun license, right, that's what the government would like to
get done.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
They hate the fact that we all can fight back.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Well, some of them want that, not all right, some
of them want that and some of them don't. They
probably all want it, they're just not all saying that. Well,
you know, if they got around and wouldn't you rather
you know, be in charge of an unarmed people, sure
that would be better because you can get away with stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Well, on that note, the if I'm not mistaken, the
founding fathers had hemp farms. Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Jorge,
they called him. I think things were things were different
to you. Do you think those guys would have said,
take your gun rights away because you're growing pot I
bet not.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I bet not.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Okay, So Columbia's president the.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
University, No, the college, Gustavo Petro, that's a university, has mused, No, I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Sorry, the country. Sorry, I'm confused. You said college. You're right,
I was trying to want to start over.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
I do.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Colombia's president, Gustavo Petro, not the college, mused about getting
rid of President Trump. In a shocking interview over the weekend,
Trump threatened to close up the killing fields in Colombia
and announced he was slashing US subsidies for the Latin
America country after Petro accused the US of murder over
a September fifteenth attack on alleged drug boat.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
And I gotta think.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Columbia's president here taking the side of the drug smugglers
is probably a odd strategy.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
For those those were Venezuelan drug runners that he was
blowing up out in the waters off of Venezuela.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Well, I think there were some Colombians on him as well.
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Anyway, the Colombian president's narco terrorist in chief, Gustavo Petro,
has just threatened to overthrow President Trump.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
As he plan on doing that, is he gotta climb
up in that deer stand out there by the helicopter spot.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well, that's asking. I got a little audio of it
here hanging on. There's a SoundBite. Let me just the president,
didn't they Yeah, here's Gustavo, the the drug smuggling president, which.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Other You're gonna see a dog on him, is what
it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, Yeah, they're gonna get one of the one nim pitbulls.
It's you know, they beat them and train them to
fight and stuff. And next time Trump comes along, He'll
be looking, Oh, who's a cute little dog?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Look at that dog, and the dog is rippings throwed out.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I gotta think, if the president of Columbia wants to
go to war with the United States, we're we're ready. Yeah,
go ahead attack.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Well, now you're all of a sudden happy about war.
You're you're the one that kept saying we need to
stop all the war. That didn't say he's happy. I said,
we're ready. You want this, don't you? You want it bad?
If Columbia goes to.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
War with the United States of America, how many minutes
before the war is over?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Good question. I mean that seems like a quick war
to me.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Colombia piece of crap Columbia, well, piece of crap country
what it is, and then a place where people go
on a dental vacation.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
We got to spend enough time tearing it up so
that we can spend millions and billions of dollars to
rebuild it later. Remember, we got we gotta do some
damage first, or they don't get to rebuild. If you
lose a war with America, you want a lottery. That's
how this works.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Wow, that's amazing. Uh yeah, then you get all the
stuff right, free stuff. Yeah, all the stuff. Boy, you
just reminded me of something speaking of South America, the
end of the world.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
These are prophecies from the end of time. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
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All right, Today we take you down south to Arizona,
where there has been some rain lately. They have had
some inclement weather and apparently in Arizona there's a very
rare toad that has been coming out that they haven't
seen in a while, because you know, it's normally not
a lot of rain in Arizona, Okay, and so these
(20:45):
rare toads because it's blue. Hang on, I'll get a
picture of it up on the screen here for you.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Let me show you. I'd love to answer that question
for us. Sometimes the blue ones are very dangerous. They're poisonous.
Don't even touch them. Oh these are poisonous. Yeah they're well,
they're talking.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
That's the uh Arizona toxic toads.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's a picture of billionad. No, it's that ain't funny,
it's just regular green.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, it doesn't that. Boy, Anyway, they got toxic toads.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
It looks like a puffer toad. It looks like it's
all puffed up, or maybe it lifts.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
So people are going out trying to lick these toads,
of course they are, so they can get high off
of them. Authorities are telling people not to lick the
toads and to keep pets away from them.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That's why they're licking it, because somebody told them not to.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Here is Gray Stafford, a zoologist whose German shepherd survived
licking one of the toads, and Gray is talking about
what to do if the toad is ingested in any way.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Play the tape please.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
The first thing I would do is take garden hose
and flush their tongue and then make plans to get
to an emergency clinic right away. The key thing is
you want to keep their body temperature from spiking, because
that can lead to seizure and death. And so you know, quick,
rent of the tongue, work that tongue, Get that slime off.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Dude, I got this. I can slim off. I guarantee
I can lick one of those toads. I'd be fine.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I'd love it. I gotta tell you, I got twenty books.
Says you're not going to be fine. I got forty bucks,
says I'm gonna be fine.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Do we go noble or nothing? What are the odds
on this one? In ten or yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, uh no, it's a head's AP's a pool. Here's
fitty fitty, it's fitty fitty. Yeah, I got this, dude,
Yeah you got this. Yeah you're going down, billy. I
hope you got your wallet out where. Who's going to
get the toad? If somebody could supply a toxic toad
from Arizona, that's probably gonna hold us back a little bit.
We don't have a toxic toad available at the moment. Well,
these commercial breaks are only four or five minutes long.
I don't have enough time to walk all the way
(22:37):
to Arizona. So someone's gonna have to bring it here.
You know FedEx. Remember when FedEx used to be guaranteed overnight.
Now it's like probably by the weekend. We'll see even
if it was overnight.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Do you think the toad's gonna survive all the way
getting mailed from Arizona at a box.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh he'll be fine. Oh yeah, just like me. I'll
be fine, He'll be fine. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
When I see an American flag, I immediately look at
that or like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot,
that person's probably a homophobe, that person's probably a racist.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
And if you're gonna bring business here, bring a smart best.
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