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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How many of you moms you still have your mom?
How many of you who still have your mom?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I have?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
My mom is making cranberry sauce again this year for
no one.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The best cranberry sauce comes right out of a can,
and you only use it for one thing. You take
a Hawaiian roll, some gravy and like just a pinch
of some cranberry sauce, a little bit of a hot sauce,
put it on a and then you put that on
your panini maker. You get like a Foreman grill or
one of those omni grill things, and you make a
little turkey sandwich with it.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, the statement was basically, nobody eats cranberry sauce. No
mom makes it every year, or Grandma or whoever's you
know cooking Thanksgiving this year, and once again it's part
of the Thanksgiving tradition.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You make it, nobody touches it. I like a little
pinch of it. I'm a turkey. You know, I'm not
against it. I'm not an anti plus. It helps clean
me out, you know, not clean you out? What do
you mean clean you out? You've been clogged up? Well,
I had a lot of cheese this weekend, so I couldn't. Oh, boy,
tell me about it. I know I don't have it.
What are you gonna do? And I was hanging out
at the Silver Slipper casino, you know, Oh that's always
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a good time. They got a bidet in the suits there.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, they do. If if that was something you'd be
interested in, I know you have no use for it though.
Look I'm not gay, but I love beday really.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah. There's just something about it. It's very relaxing. You know,
what is it that you love about it? I mean,
I just like knowing I'm clean and then the water's warm.
It's very pleasant. The Japanese have done a great job
on those toilets.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So you go in there, you push the button and
it sprays hot water up your keyster.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Huh, it doesn't. Well, I'm not supposed to go up
your keyster, Billy. If it's going up your keyster, you
might want to see a proctologist. That sounds like you
may have some other produce.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Depends on the pressure settings, I suppose, but you stay
clear of that nozzle.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, it's a Japanese thing. They got a few pressure settings.
There's with sabi and THEO there's tsunami. You don't watch tsunami.
It is weird, though, that you are bragging about how
much you enjoy the bday. Sure, yeah, and yet you
didn't you weren't You weren't pooping? No, because all the cheese, right,
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So why were you in the in the day? Well,
you know, just because it's there, Just because you get
a massage doesn't mean you threw out your back. Oh lord, yeah,
well what's the big deal? And now you're probably hooked,
aren't you. I'm saying I'm not gay. I just like
the day. What you can say it, but I like
the right though. You did go to a Broadway show.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Recently, that's true. I took a date yesterday and you
are now dating the B Day. Looks like I'm dating
a cop. First of all. Second of all, tell her
about your infatuation with the warm water on the area there.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I got to think most women would like that having
that around the house. To do it to you, no,
because they don't get a yeast infection. And now you're
saying you love it. No, it's something that you're going
to want to, you know, get her involved in. I
I just assume that if I like being clean. You know,
my my female companion will appreciate it as well. I
don't know. I don't know why you got it emasculate me.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Look, everybody's good questions is trying to get to the
bottom of this.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
If you will, wouldn't the reverse be worse? Wouldn't like
a billy Ed's filthy ass all the time? Isn't that
vastly more disgusting?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You know it's feilthy because I've met you, because we've
sat near you on it.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Hey, Hey, that comes and goes.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
A Democrat candidate for the House still believes we should
defund the police. I gotta think at this some point,
hasn't the internal polling come in on this? You guys,
we most Americans at this point agree that little experiment
back in twenty twenty was a bad idea. We want cops,
but holy crap, the Democrat nominee for Tennessee's seventh district,
which is part of Nashville and Franklin and beyond, called
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for shutting down the police department and burning down police stations.
This is a real thing.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Representative in twenty twenty, you made some tweets that have
since been deleted. That were very critical of police. You
said in those since deleted tweets that the Metropolitan Nashville
Police Department should be dissolved. Another shared on a teachers
union saying that defund the police should be a requirement
for schools reopening, and another saying good morning, especially to
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the fifty four percent of Americans that believe burning down
a police station is justified. Twenty twenty, it was obviously
a very fraught year. Do you still stand by those comments?
And if not, is there anything you want to clarify?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
All right now before we hear her answer, real quick,
can someone describe mister ow, you're the right guy, would
would you describe what this woman looks like? What kind
of person she probably is? She looked like a victim
to me. She is a She has a petite, tiny,
little blonde one, a little smooth look on her, little
blonde woman fight who does not understanding history. The only
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reason does look like a victim. The only reason that
a person like this is allowed to be safe in
modern society is because we have law enforcement and she
thinks she can get along without it. That woman right
there would not be able to would not be safe
in nature if no mankind hadn't have invented law enforcement
years ago, right, like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
But now she's she's very confident in the fact that
she doesn't need them anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The exist, the mere existence of law enforcement has given
these white, liberal, suburban upper income women this misconceived notion
that they don't need cops to be safe. Let's hear
it was a very manly jaw. She looked like a
manly jaw. She does look like she's had a little
too much testostero, but let's hear what she says.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm not going to gauge in kiber news talking points,
but what I will say is that you know, our
communities need solutions. We need local people deciding solving local
problems with local solutions, and that's not the overreach of
a federal government or state government is of what we
are dealing with in Nashville and our cities across the
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state of Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
So you don't want to clarify whether you still believe
that the police should be defunded.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Once again, I don't remember these tweets, but I'm what
I'm saying is.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Is that I can not ask you if you remember
what is your position today how's that.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
On this issue, Dodger, Once again, I'm here to talk
about my race, which is literally nine days.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You're running for office. We need to talk about that.
It sounds a lot like you do support it. I
also love the first thing she said. I'm not going
to give you guys some cable news talking points. Bro,
you're on MSNBC exactly if you're too like like left
wing and looney for MSNBC, what even running for office?
For good question? She just wants to tell you what
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she wants to talk about.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Those pesky questions about things I've said in the recent past.
Let's not get into all that.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
If you're a fully grown a doubt the pandemic was
not that long ago. I know you all want to
forget about it because your party didn't handle it well.
But as the nominee, the Democrat nominee for Texas Tennessee
seventh district, this woman will have to vote on law
enforcement funding among if that's what they run, and that's
that's what they got that ain't right well in the
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Franklin and Nashville area. That's one of your options. Gobble Gobble,
Mother Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Someday you feel very
differently about this kind of music. Oh yeah, sure. It
used to make me feel fired up, like, yeah, we're
about to see some police violence. But now when I
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hear this music, I feel aroused.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You're liking that police violence, now, aren't you. Well you
get a little swat on the heini just some about
the music, you know, I got you?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
All right? All jokes aside. Can we talk about the
cruise ship for a minute, because this is a disturbing
news story, and we.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Were speculating last week what the cause of death would be,
Not that you know, it's it's it's not a game,
it's it's serious business. But until they tell us those speculations,
all we have. I believe you had heard down for
doing some illicit drugs and that may been what killed her.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I will admit that was my theory before we knew
the step brother was very likely involved. I kind of
figured she met a guy on the boat and they
were drinking and took feanyl or something.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Well, the official calls of death Miss Kempner, the eighteen
year old in the cruise ship, died by asphyxiation resulting
from a bar hold, is the way they describe it,
which basically is necklock an arm either across the neck
or from behind, you know, against chokehold the neck.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, and what started as a dream vacation soon thrust
out a tight knit, blended family into shock and anguish
when one of the round missed up man was discovered
dead on that cruise ship. I was looking at that boy,
at stepson or stepbrother. Hers the mom, the biological mom
of the viction, Shantel. She claims she found out about
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it by googling it. She did. She looked out about
what her daughter's death a step daughter, No, no, no,
the mother of the Florida teen killed on the car
not Chantel learned that her cheerleader daughter's death online happened
because the girl's pictures and story were plasted all over
Google news. Oh my gosh, she learned her daughter. The
guy didn't call his ex wife and say, hey, you know,
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I know that that's even more messed up dude. Heather
Wright claimed her a strange ex husband stayed silent about
their eighteen year old's death and failed to break the
news to her directly because of their strained family ties,
and then told her not to come to the funeral. Yeah,
and then told her not to come to the funeral.
How about that? Still?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sorry, nothing's keeping you away from if you know.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You're just gonna go. I know nothing about the mom,
but I have a picture of the biological mom. But
I have a picture of her on the screen, of
her sitting on a log in the forest with orange hair.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh yeah, they camp and look at the tent behind her.
Might have been a dead give away there.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I don't know anything about this woman. I don't and
what I'm about to tell you probably isn't even true.
But doesn't that kind of look like somebody with some
drug issues?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Something's wrong there, and yet she might be the most
normal of the people involved.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Right, I know nothing about this woman. I could be wrong.
I just when you read about their family, it seems
like everyone's so horrible so now, And maybe she just
reminds me of someone I used to know. I don't know,
but when I look at her sitting there in the
woods on a log with like weirdly bright orange hair,
my first thought is that's a drug user. But I
don't know. I have no idea why her and her
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husband had a following out survivor maybe I'm being unfair.
I have no idea anyway, right, who lives in Oklahoma?
Survivor Yeah, I guess you didn't know the reality show.
You didn't you didn't react. That's too late now, not
taking the bait. That's what she saw reports that the
high school senior had been found dead in a cruise
cabin she was sharing with her two step brothers. She
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said she googled it. Even law enforcement failed to reach
out to her. So it's one thing to blame the dad,
but the government also didn't alert her that her daughter
was dead. I don't quite understand what protocol is, but
I would assume somebody he was supposed to tell her.
I'm assuming the police at some point figured out step.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Mom's not the real mom, real moms elsewhere, they probably
should have tried to reach out.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
The woman had a fraught relationship with Kettner's father, Christopher.
He even banned the biological mother from attending their daughter's
memorial last week. If he's capable of doing that and
she didn't have custody to a kid, that does kind
of sound like it supports my theory about the biological mom. Right,
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Why were you not allowed anywhere near the daughter even posthumously?
You weren't allowed near anyway. She said she was going
to wear a wig and tall heels so nobody would
recognize her to sneak into the memorial, but that didn't
end up happening. Right admitted she and her daughter did
not have a relationship as a result of the rocky
history between herself and the dad, which most recently involved
a screaming match and exchange of obscenities between the pair.
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Mm The relationship was so strained that Right did not
know anything about the sixteen year old stepbrother investigated. He
reportedly had a creepy obsession with the victim and once
allegedly climbed on top of her in bed, according to
the ex boyfriend of the slain eighteen year old girl,
but the two were fighting in the hours before her death.
Keptner's body was found wrapped in a blanket, covered in
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life jackets and stashed under a bed because that's where
a criminal genius hides a dead body.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
The housekeeping lady came in noticed immediately somebody stuffed a
bunch of life jackets, and imagine what her day was like.
She goes in to clean the cruise ship like she's
doing thousands of times every day, from door to door,
down the hall.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Next room.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
These people are filthy animals. Look, they stuffed a bunch
of life preservers under the bed and gonna pull those
all out and put them back where they go. Oh nice.
Somebody rolled a blanket up and shoved it up under
their too. Let me drag that out of here.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
What is it? What?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Something's in there? But there's a human body laying there dead.
Oh that's scary, it really is, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I don't like it. All dead bodies are scary. I
agree with you on that. All right. A little bit
of news from the Crusades. As you know, there is
a holy war happening. I don't like it, but it's happening.
We're about to, isn't No.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Well, we now take you to Nigeria. This is no no, no, no,
don't take me either.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
This is gonna be your shot chaser news a biliad.
Over the weekend, hundreds of children were abducted from a
Nigerian Catholic school days after a similar crime. So Boko Haram,
the Islamic terror group in Nigeria, is going around kidnapping
children from Catholic education institutions by the hundreds. That's your shot.
You want a little chaser to go with it? Hit me.
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Fifty of the children have escaped from the mass school
abduction hours after being kidnapped.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
They jimmied the lock or cut the screen or how'd
they get out.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah right, something like that. Yeah, we don't quite know,
but it sounds they're small.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Maybe the children were small, they could fit through the
cracks of the jailed or something.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I don't know. And I still don't know how I
feel about ground troops on the ground in Nigeria. I
don't know if I want us to be involved in this.
But same thing with Venezuela. I could tell you I
think Venezuela is a horrible corrupt government. I still don't
know if it's our problem to fix. But you could
be America first and still care about these kids. It
doesn't necessarily mean we're calling for the military to invade.
I mean, I'm not calling for that, so certainly not
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as you did. Nobody would care. Nobody would care anyway anyway,
don't kidnap little Catholic school kids, that'd be my advice.
And if you do, don't lock them up in a
prison or well yeah, yeah, let them go. You know
that'd be mine. And don't murder your stepsister on a
cruise ship because you have a healthy obsession with her.
That's also not a healthy obsession. Unhealthy obsession. Yeah, that's better.
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Maybe I didn't enunciate the un you got to hit
that oon like, oh, by the way, deja vu? Real quick? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
We need this okay, right, I don't have my actual call,
but I'm trying to help out some old boys just
listening from the duck blind. That's not even close.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Okay, what is it you're trying to do? Well?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
We out here listening to the Walton Johnson Show in
our duck blind. It would help if you guys made
noises like a duck occasionally bring them in, bringing them in.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
See, that's all I got is the single shot. I
wish I had more than that. Guys, I feel like
one shot is not going to do it, especially if
it's got us talking in between every that probably scares
the ducks. I was gonna say, I don't think you're helping,
probably making it worse. You guys getting ready for Thanksgiving?
Is anyone starting to get in the Thanksgiving spirit a
little bit? Wolton and Johnson