Should Republicans Have Closed Primary Voting - TUE 8.2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I feel like the fake breasts are not as common nowadays,

(00:06):
thank goodness, and the fake but is becoming more and
more prevalent. Yeah, and that ain't good. Victoria Beckham, the
wife of some soccer player who used to be in
some girl band, had her jugs removed and I don't
I don't know how you feel about that. But she
reveals why she removed her breast implant. She said, I

(00:26):
don't know where those boobs went, but they went. She
says she looked. Hang on, let me put a picture
of her up on the screen here. When you see
her with her fake jugs back in the day, they
do look like so fake, honestly. I mean, they're perfectly round.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
There's no even a tempt at blending them into the
rest of her body.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
She's skinny as a twig, and her jugs are just
absurdly big, like you could see the implant. Well, anyway,
the former spice girl said that she wanted to wear
a normal dress again. So she's divorcing her breast. She
got rid of them. Okay, is she still with that
soccer player or they break up? I think they're still together. Well,

(01:06):
that's great. I wonder how he feels about this, you know,
not going to have those things to play with anymore. Well,
maybe they weren't that fun. Huh. It's hard to believe
even gay guys like big breasts, right, you guys, you
know you're into boobs right as a gay guy. And
then of course kind of over all that.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
When I was young, it was it was cute when
women would want to show them to me. Hey, yeah,
because they feel comfortable, they show them to their girlfriends
and they show them to me.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Look, I said, I'm done. What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
And you always have to try to be nice and
tell them it doesn't look like you had softballs just
stuffed under your skin.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
It's like, oh oh yeah, oh so good, so good.
I feel about fake brass the same way most people
feel about nickel back.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Both hands, that's how you feel about them. No, I
you know, you know back in the day, I didn't
like both hands.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh yeah, Sometimes I don't think Kenny gets a word.
I'll say, no, I like the joke. It never does
catch on, Dizzy. No, it's hilarious, You're hilarious, but it's funny.
But I was gonna make a point here. You remember,
back in the day everybody liked Nickelback. I didn't like
Nickelback back in the day, and then everybody started hating Nickelback,
and now I like Nickelback.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
And that's how I feel about fake breasts. Back in
the day, I didn't really care for fake breasts. And
now fake breasts aren't in style anymore, and I want
to see them all the time. Yeah, let's see them, ladies,
whip out your fake jugs. Let's party. This is a
family show, isn't it. That's a family So sometimes I
regret the things I say on the show because I
remember that my mom and my aunt listen only sometimes,

(02:35):
though only sometimes, and then it passes like five seconds later. Anyway,
I digress. Boobs, ladies, we celebrate them on this show,
and it is breast cancer Awareness month.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
There.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I tied it all together, just like that Biden taking
credit for the peace deal today. Some people can't believe it.
You can't check the temperature and how the view co
hosts praised Trump and his team for their role in
the Israeli hostage situation.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It might not be freezing down there, but a cool
front seems to be moving through hill at this point.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Now, what you would have expected. Huh. In the meantime,
the Secretary of War and the media are having a
fight over the access restriction at the Pentagon. We have
a friend, he's a journalist at the Pentagon. Who's that
My buddy that used to write for the Houston Chronicle.
I guess you probably don't know him. His name is Mike.
He's a good guy. Oh Mike, Yeah, Chronicle Mike. He
was at John's funeral. Anyway, it doesn't matter. So he

(03:28):
was telling me that one of the things that the
Pentagon he finds interesting is even though the media has
less access now, what they're doing is making veterans happier. Okay,
So as a journalist in one hand, he's like, hey,
you know, we're not getting as much access. But as
a veteran, he's like, hey, you guys are doing a
good job. We like this whole Department of War thing. Yeah,
we didn't like Department of War. And you know what

(03:50):
Paxton said on this show yesterday, he liked it. The
Attorney General called in and he talked about how they're
getting rid of all the fat soldiers and wow, that
might upset fat people, it's making everybody else pretty happy.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Didn't. He also break news of a lawsuit at the
State of Texas is going to be involved in now
doctor Malcolm Tanner, and that's the cult leader guy, right.
It is one of the weirdest news stories out there.
Way out in West Texas in a little community called
Lovin County. Lovin County, there's a town called Mentone. I

(04:22):
believe nobody's ever heard of it. There's like forty people there.
I think they just made that up.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
And the district attorney, she's also been on this show before,
Sarah Stagner. You remember she ran for railroad commissioner and
she whipped her jugs out, she wrote on a pipe
jack out. Does she take them out? Yeah? Like all
the way out?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
And you want to see no, see more than my share. Anyway,
she's the district attorney. There's only forty people in the
county or the town or whatever. And saw this black
guy with a criminal history who's not a real doctor,
I'm told, moves a bunch of poor black people out
to the middle of the desert in a place where
there's no water, no electricity, and their plan is to

(05:01):
take over the county. This is a county with a
lot of money because it's the Permian Basin. There's nobody
that lives there, but there's a ton of money flowing
through that county.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Most of that money, though, you need to work for
That's what they appreciate. That work ethnic out there in
the all patch. Yeah yeah, maybe strapbon of tool belt
and a hard hat. You want some of that money,
go earn it.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
So Malcolm Tanner is pissed because now he's getting sued
by Ken Paxton for a long list of reasons, but
a lot of it has to do with the fact
that they are discharging human sewage in a manner that
could cause soil or subsurface water contamination. They have people
living in squalor there's no resources out there for a

(05:48):
normal human being to exist. Also, I believe he has
been accused of some flim flam. Yeah he's lured people
with free housing and money, but he has neither of
those things that flo and so Ken Paxton's pointed out,
you know this doesn't look good. I think it looks
a little bit like human trafficking if it does. If
you trick someone into going somewhere.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
And then you kind of like keep them there, right, Yeah,
they didn't get free housing. They didn't get thousands of
dollars when they showed up. They got tricked.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
So now Ken Paxson's going after these guys.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
They also got bamboozled, and then that's a worst crime,
I think.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
And that is not the only lawsuit he has launched today.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I know because when I heard about this other lawsuit,
I thought, why didn't he mention that one Methodist hospital.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yes, he is suing over COVID nineteen vaccine mandates for
Oregon transplant patients.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
They are accused of telling people that needed transplants that
if they didn't get the vaccine, they got to go
to the back of the line.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Man, that is so wrong. That is evil. That is
evil with a capital D. That is the devil, so evil.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I gotta think Chuck Schumer was behind it, even though
he didn't live in Texas.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
To see why you'd say that. Have you seen the
video of pop star Billie Eilish getting sucked into a
crowd at one of her recent concerts doing what She's
walking along the perimeter of one of her concerts, near
the barrier where all the fans are at and she's
touching them as she walks by. She's doing that, you know,
a high five and thing whilst she's going by, cause

(07:20):
the buddy loved the girl, you know. But she's getting
real intimate and she's hugging them and grabbing them, and
so as she is like forcing her body against her fans,
one fan decides to grab her and pulls her into
the crowd. I have a little video of this year.
She's walking along and then oh, she gets grabbed. She
gets sucked into the crowd and the security immediately loses her.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
She yeah, pulled out a line like a grizzly bear,
grabbed a hold over or something.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
And the security guard is like a big boy, so
he couldn't jump over the barrier. But some other cop
jumps in and some black lady with a red hat
like defends Billy Eilish.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
She gets part of the crowd and I guess a fan,
and she ran after the guy that grabbed her.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
The black girl at the band the red bandana. She's
kind of the hero in this video, like that she's
the one who protects Billy Eilish. But did she live, duddo,
what's the name Billy? Does she lieve? Yeah, she's fine,
It was just I'll bet you after the concert ended,
that security guy got fired.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
But I bet you they're rethinking that whole walking amongst
the crowd thing too.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Now, Bro, when I was at Nine Inch Nails last month,
they did this thing where they would like run from
one stage to the other stage. They had three stages
and they've run through the middle of the crowd. Everybody
high fives. But of course Nine Inch Nails fans are
all like forty or fifty years old, so none of
us were trying to kidnap Trent Reznor. Well, I wouldn't
think so. I mean, what would you do with him
if you got it? Yeah, it sounds exhausting, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, this is the news ain't showing, y'all.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network was a little bit like
Wayne's World too, and they would Wayne's Plainswall No, that's Turnstile.
I'm gonna be at that show tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh, that's more of more of important things that Kimy's doing.
I see, Okay, that's gonna be a good show.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
A lot of our listeners are going I've been getting
messages all morning long from people from around People are
driving in from New Orleans for this concert. I'll bet
you more of our listeners aren't going. Yeah, I guarantee
that's true. Yeah, Okay, then well, who do you want
to cater to? Then? If you are the most the
people that are going to be at the concert, I'm
trying to get them to buy me free drinks. Ah,
that's smart.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, Babylonbi added, again, proving you that the truth is
funnier than fiction and often is the same, one and
the same. It's true, They're headline this morning. Democrats vow
to keep the government shut down until somebody notices.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Hmmm, isn't that the truth? Nobody cares about the government's shutdown.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
A few people that aren't getting paid obviously care, but yeah,
for the most part, the majority of the country is
not really.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I mean, how many times can you.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Cry wolf so to speak, or do the same thing
over and over again and expect the same?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
All right? On a federal level, for the most part,
the only employees I care about are the military, and
Trump found a way to get them paid, So good
on him. But all that being said, are we allowed
to talk about the dominion voting machines or will we
get sued Ooh?

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Loll?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
You can only praise them and say how great they are.
As you know, Dominion voting machines became a household name.
Back in twenty twenty, they sued those who claim they
had tipped the election for Joe Biden. Fox News had
to pay E one hundred million dollars. They claimed that's
why they fired Tucker. I don't know if that's true
or not. Dominion settled lawsuits with Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell. Now,
despite all of that, ABC News reports the Dominion Voting

(10:38):
was recently sold to a guy named Scott Lindecker, a
former Republican election official in Saint Louis. He owns a
company called Liberty Vote. And we did not expect this today.
Apparently the Dominion CEO has confirmed the sale. Liberty Vote
released the following statement, Purchasing Dominion is a bold and
historic move to transform and of election integrity in America.

(11:02):
As of today, Dominion is gone. So long Dominion Voting.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
When they say improve election integrity, do they mean to
make it honest or to help get one of their
candidates elected better?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
One hundred percent? I'm as skeptical as you are, Yeah,
but I will say this. The guy that bought it,
claims to be on our side, claims, yes, we'll see,
And now people are mad. They're not angry, they're mad,
they're not furious, they're outraged. Here's another liberal who is
upset about Dominion Voting System being sold to a pro
Trump investor who is changing the name to Liberty Vote.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Voting Systems, one of the biggest voting tech companies in
the country. Well, they were just bought out by a
man who is a major Trump supporter. This is not random,
it's strategic. Just a quick recap. Dominion was the company
that Trump allies were literally freaking out about conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
She said, literally, I can't hear another bit of the SoundBite.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
If you a situation reminds me a little bit of
the Letitia James situation in New York City. As you know,
her entire campaign was about putting Trump in jail.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's why she ran.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
And now she says she will not bow to those
who are trying to weaponize the justice system for political gain.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, who, that's rich. Speak of God, speaking of Barack
Obama says, using the DOJ and the FBI to go
after your political enemies, he says, that's bad. Oh, now
it's bad. It was chef's kiss. Yeah, exactly. Do you
remember the IRS T Party scandal. Do you remember when

(12:36):
the head of the IRS was asked under oath, if
the President of the United States or any member of
his administration ordered her to use the IRS to go
after his political enemies, and she pled the fifth? Yeah,
she took the fifth, same guy.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, we don't want, you know, kangaroo courts and trumped
up charges. That's what happens in other places that we
used to scold, Yeah for doing that.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
You mean, I mean third world countries, Like you want
to turn America into as quickly as possible.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Bro. This would be like if Jeffrey Epstein put out
an anti child trafficking video, if Harvey Weinstein was like,
you know, the big problem in America is powerful movie
executives taking advantage of actresses. That's just wrong. This is
what I'm doing it. This would be like if Hannibal
actor said, I think everyone should go vegan. You cannot

(13:30):
be the You're the wrong guy for this, Obama. If
I made a list of all the people that have
weaponized the federal government, you would be right at the
top of it. Yeah, Latitia's not that far behind though,
But a lot of those people were just doing it
because they were one of his foot soldiers, right, Joe
Biden was one of his foot that None of that
was Joe Biden. That was Obama's third term. Speaking of Biden,

(13:51):
we talked about this early this morning. It was hours ago.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
People just getting off the elevator out in the hall,
Guys in the in the men's room, they're everybody was
talking about what a jackass Joe Biden and that blinkin
fella are for saying that he was happy that Trump
got their plan across the finish line with the peace
in the Middle East. It's all Biden and Blincoln put

(14:16):
all that together.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
You know. Trump just happened to be sitting in the
chair when it happened. That's all. Well, what was their
plan to have peace to do a hostage trade?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Well, Trump came out with a twenty point plan that
he got all the Arab nation leaders to agree on.
Do you think Biden or Blincoln could even tell us
what those twenty points are or even half of the
twenty point plan?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Do you do you think they could rattle it all
for me real quick? I mean, to your point, I
assume they would give some vague explanation like, well, we
tried to negotiate a hostage trade. What they actually wanted
to do was to end the war without the hostage trade, right,
and Trump wasn't down with that. Now did they throw

(14:59):
the idea out there? Sure? What else would the trade
have been? You know what I mean? They're like, well,
that was our idea. Yeah, but you couldn't pull it off.
That's the whole point. They're like, well, we wanted in
the war and do a hostage trade. That was our idea. No,
that was literally everyone's idea that's affected by this. Trump's
the one that got hit over the finish line. The
people that had the hostages was asking for peace. I

(15:21):
mean that was everybody's plan was for peace. They just
had a real tricky way of going about achieving it.
That's all.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
See, this would be an appropriate time to use the
word literally. That was literally ridiculous. That was literally everyone's
idea for the plan. It wasn't your plan. You're not
the only one to think of that. But like Trump said, yesterday,
three thousand years and nobody pulled it off until he did.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Nobody did. Yeah, Trump's actually now negotiated two piece deals
in Israel, the Abraham Accords several years ago and the
end of the Israeli Gaza War. That's two for two
on Trump, zero for one thousand for Joe Biden, who
actually gave a military air craft base to the Taliban
and all that equipment. Yeah, and then yawned and looked

(16:04):
at his watch while we were rolling dead bodies from
the Afghanistan Air Force Base in New America. That's your guy.
That's the guy you're all bragging was a better president
than Donald Trump. Yep. Feel good.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
When I see an American flag, I immediately look at
that part like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot,
that person's probably a homophobe.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
That person's probably a racist. If you're going to bring
in here, bring a smart Walton and Johnson Radio Network