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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm sick of these emails. I'm sick of the texts.
I'm sick of the tweets.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Sick of it. Knock it off, all emails, texts, and tweets.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Look, just because I think and I speak like a
vigil anti serial killer does not mean that I am one.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Exactly. I've tried to defend your your your lack of
serial killerness. I'm not one. People won't listen.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I just wish people would quit saying it. I would
never go around studying, tracking down and hunting pedophiles and
then dumping their bodies in the Houston bios.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So stop saying that. And nobody else is either. If
it ain't hire, it ain't nobody exactly.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We didn't do it as a group. We didn't do
it as individuals. That's it's not us, It's not me.
It's certainly not mister. Oh you got got black black guys.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Ain't nobody gonna pinch me on at there's never a
black serial killer. That's crazy. That's white people still exactly. Yeah,
that is actually kind of true. And I'm on those
stories about the serial killers, you know, like monster and
all that kind of stuff. You know, the beginnings of
the profiling and all from way back in the day
serial killers are all white guys. Yeah, why don't we
(01:04):
get a little more diversity in the serial killer world? Exactly?
I'm sick and tired of all these white cis gendered,
heteronormative serial killers. Possible that the white people are just
easier to catch. Maybe the Mexican or the black or
the Asian serial killers the craftier and they don't get caught.
(01:24):
Or maybe the white guys were set up by the
real serial killers and they got blamed for it. I
bet that's how it works. Yeah, you're probably right about that.
Another requests for another song, and this one hasn't been
made yet, so we can't. Is there Havnigilla by mel Brooks?
That's what I have queued up. No, that's it. This
one hasn't been made yet. This song. Dan says, now
(01:45):
that we know how to steal in f sixteen, maybe
we need a song about how to land it, because
that is the trickiest part I hear you know, I mean,
takeoff's pretty hard, but isn't landing one of the most
crucial parts. Matter of fact, they left that out of
all of the training for the nine to eleven terrorists.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Can I just point out, no, you're right about whoa
whoa dude, that's a good point. And can I just
point out that was the hardest part about the Top.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Gun video game? Oh is that right? Who remembers the
Nintendo Entertainment System? For hours?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I would sit there trying to land that plane on
the aircraft carrier. Never got it once.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
They ever do it on a huge screen that there's
all those places like a game on where they have
all the games and cool stuff. Oh you mean where
Kenner meets Metay right there. Yeah, you can sit there
in front of a huge screen and you got the
controls of that jumbo jet for example, and landing that
that's a tricky I think they make it harder than
it is. It's probably not that hard because it's got
all these little automatic pilot things and lights and buzzers
(02:42):
that'll go off if you're doing something wrong. But in
a video game they make it like impossible to land. Yeah,
what's up with that? And by the way, if there's
anybody in flight school right now that is not taking
the landing course, be very suspicious of that person.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Did you know it's like one thousand bucks an hour
if you want to go out and get your pilot's
license is right, Yeah, it's really pricey.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
If you just need an hour, that ain't that bad.
But you mean I'm only on hour nine right now,
it's really pricey. Wow. Anyway, and no landing in sight. Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well, congratulations to Donald Trump, the hero of the historic
Kaza peace Plan, the deal that ends the nightmare. His
bold leadership has delivered where others failed. President Trump, the
ultimate deal maker, unveiled a masterful twenty point piece plan
that has already secured Israel's agreement to an initial withdrawal
in Hamas's acceptance.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So it's a twenty point plan, but it's also a
three phase plan, right, So do they divide the twenty
points evenly in the three phases? Well, here's what we know.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
The hostages are being released, the families are being reunited,
there's an immediate ceasefire, there's an end of the carnage.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Their party and their asses off in Tel Aviv right now.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And Trump's genius blueprint offers amnesty to disarmed Hamas fighters
who choose peace, will, coexistence, or exile, stripping the terrorists
to power and governance while paving the way for international stabilization.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So would you say it is the most luxurious piece
of all piece. It is the most everyone thinks. So
everybody's talking, everybody's talking about it. Yeah, it's the best
of all time.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, many such cases, you know, that's right, And world
leaders are praising Trump's huge mission is talks kickoff and
Cairo with envoys like Jared Kushner ceiling the deal.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
This isn't just ending one conflict.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's Trump's vision averting a three thousand year catastrophe, fostering
lasting peace across the Middle East, and cementing his legacy
as the president who delivers miracles and bangs hot chicks here.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, that's America, buddy headline through the Democrats. That's how
you get men to vote for you. Yeah, exactly. It's
not by cussing and pretending to drink a beer. Yeah,
you get it with results, Buba, that's how you do it.
Donald Trump high fives all around. Now. One of the
unfortunate things it is is that there is about you know,
(05:00):
twenty eight of the forty eight hostages they said is dead,
probably been dead for a couple of years. Don't do
anything about it. Yeah, how bad? Along all day that
they have to, you know, scoop up the remains and
I don't know who put them in like a box
or a bag or something and bring them and do
they identify them for us or do we have to
go and you know, like do that thing where they
(05:22):
look at a microscope figure out the identity of the
dead people.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, that's a great question. Well, more details to come
on that. We will keep you abreast down.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't get bogged down. And right now we're just happy.
We just want to be happy.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, A lot a lot going on today if you
just woke up at eight am. The suspect in the
Palisades Fire, twenty nine year old Jonathan Rindernecked, has been
arrested at his home in Melbourne, Florida.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, Floridlorida, not another Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Officials accuse Jonathan of starting the Lakeman Lackman fire just
after midnight on New Year's Day that maliciously damaged and
destroyed by means of fire. The fire known the Lackman
Fire and Palisades Fire. Yeah, the one over in Malibu.
I guess it will now. The Lackman fire was quickly suppressed.
The Palisades fire that just kept going on and on
and on. He was an uber driver. He was described
(06:11):
by two passengers as agitated and angry that night.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
He was accused of starting the fire. Officials said during
the presser that he was a resident of Palisades and
was familiar with the neighborhood he's accused. He was accused
of starting the fire, and he allegedly used an open
flame to ignite the blaze after just having dropped off
some passengers. It's it's one of the top suggested ways
to start a fire. It is an open flame. I mean,
(06:36):
you can use a magnifying glass in the sun. You'll
be there a while. And I know sticks, you know,
rub them together. You can click a flint, you know,
rock with but really, yeah, if you have a cigarette
lighter or something that's easy. Do you want to know
how they caught him. I've had to catch the guy.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
GPS data placed him near the location of the start
of the Lackman fire on January first.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It took him nine months to figure that out. Yeah,
that's a long time, Yeah, exactly. And I just want
to remind everybody it wasn't the Jews. I know, you
love blaming the Jews. Don't blame the.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Jews for anything. They blamed them for killing Charlie Kirk,
they blamed the Jews for nine to eleven. They blamed
the Jews for the Holocaust. They even blamed the Jews
for screwing up the starting lineup of the Clippers. Yeah,
and actually they might actually be responsible for that, right
about that. The Jews did have something to do with that,
But the rest of it, no, So leave them alone.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Now a question that hasn't been answered to my satisfaction yet.
Did Trump secure the release of Greta and the flotilla?
I think that's what America and the rest of the
world really is waiting to hear. Is she okay? Greta
Dunbeg was over there. I love the fact that she
pre recorded her hostage video. I don't know if people
(07:53):
even get how hilarious that is.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Also, she's being slammed right now for using an image
of a drving Israeli hostage to show Palestinians suffering in Gaza.
She literally took a photo of an Israeli person and said,
look how hard it is for the Palestinians.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Isn't this tragic? What's happening to the people that started
this whole thing. She posted on social media.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That post read, the suffering of the suffering of Palestinian
prisoners is not just a matter of opinion, it is
a fact of systemic cruelty and dehumanization. She shouldn't be here,
and then she included an image of David, a Hamas
prisoner avatar. David was a still frame from a Hamas
propaganda video. In the video, David appears extremely frail as
(08:34):
he describes the conditions and captivity and says he hasn't
eaten in days. Part of the video that shocked a
lot of people was his captors forcing him to dig
his own grave.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Do you remember seeing this video? Remember that? So that's
kind of a famous video.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And Gretach would have known that if not for the
fact that she's stupid, not a very bright person.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
And by the way, that idea of the guy that
says I haven't eaten in several days. Most women hear
that and they're like, man, I wish I had that
kind of wheel power.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
No. No, When I see an American flag, I immediately
look at that like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot.
That person's probably a homophobe. That person's probably a racist
if they're just flying American flags the.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Wolton and Johnson Radio network.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Something unusual is having in the lone star stay right now. Conservatives, No,
that would have been nice. It's not snow, Billy, it
would be unusual. No, wrong, No, Billy had that's not snow.
It's not what it is.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I had to ask because you didn't say, why don't
you just tell us? I'm trying. He isn't making every effort.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Conservatives are divided over whether or not we should execute
this Robert Robertson, guy, what do you do? Usually when
there's an execution, Republicans will say kill him and Liberals
will say make him the mayor of Dallas.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
In this case is a little different. It all started
back in two thousand and two. Robert Robertson was a
thirty five year old man. They claim he was an
undiagnosed autistic Special AD dropout, that's what they claim, and
supposedly took his two year old daughter to a Texas
hospital severe head trauma, where she died the next day.
Uh oh had she get head trauma? I wonder doctors
(10:13):
diagnosed shaken baby syndrome. Oh, that's that's the thing, and
they well, now they claim it's not.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Now that's the claim that it's a discredited thing about that.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oft didn't you shake a baby too much? It couldn't
kill it? I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Right, I'm not a doctor and a nor my forensic expert.
But it's often mimicking natural illnesses like pneumonia or infections,
they claim.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Sometimes this just happens, shaking the baby causing it to die,
makes it look like it had pneumonia.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I am in no way at all defending this or
saying that this guy's innocent.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I'm just trying to explain why people are divided. They're
accusing him of shaking his baby, and he says she
had a cold. Well, they already accused it. It's day.
You know he's this next week, he's going to die.
Did they give him the death penalty? No, but he's
ran out of appeals. Are they going to kill him? Then?
If they didn't give him the death penalty, they did
they get they convicted? If you twice, if they gave
(11:04):
him the death penalty and you answered no both times,
if you're lying about that, you must be lying about everything. Well,
they sentenced him to the death penalty. They haven't the
same thing. They haven't given him death yet. So your
choice of words is what I say. Did they kill him? Okay,
so did they give him the death penalty? Yeah, that's
not death.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well, he was convicted of capital murder in two thousand
and three. He was sentenced to death.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Communicators, I think all of you need to work on
your communication skills a little bit because you're ignoring what
he's saying, and he's saying really stupid stuff. I know,
I bet he always does that. What Wait, who who's
saying the Who's the he saying stupid stuff? Well that's you.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well, the people that don't want this guy killed say
that in order to convict him, they relied on junk
science testimony. But there does seem to be some evidence
that he was an abusive dad. So even if this
particular theory about how he killed the kid doesn't hold up,
there's still a lot of people that think he killed it.
New evidence claims that the girl had a chronic pneumonia sepsis. Uh,
(12:00):
it was not abuse, that's what they say, and that
he's autistic, which is why during his trial he seemed
very stoic.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It wasn't because he's a psychopath, so he didn't seem
to have any remorse. But that's the autism showing. Now.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
There were a lot of appeals. The appeals were all denied.
Bipartisan lawmakers sub poenaed Robertson to testify on junk science
flaws they claim, staying execution hours before lethal injection. Attorney
General Ken Paxton blocked his capital visit. He's supposed to
die next week and on Friday, I am on the
our afternoon show. Gonna have two guests, State Representative Brian
(12:34):
Harrison and State Representative Mitch Little, both considered to be
very conservative.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
They don't like each other and disagree about the death
penalty about for this guy, this one guy. Well, they
both support the death penalty, but this guy. One of
them thinks this guy deserves another trial. Here's what's odd
about this. All my friends think this guy's guilty, except
for Brian Harrison. I can't get AI to agree that
he could be guilty.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'm using grac and shatchyp and saying, well, make an
argument for why he should be executed, and it still
includes little pieces of information. They're like, well, we can't
really do that because he probably shouldn't be. You're not
supposed to take an opinion you're AI. It makes me
think the computer programmers already know about this case and
they went in and they manipulated it.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It's almost like the people that created AI that created
a bias within it. Right Oh no, I'm sure they
would never do that. Right now, Well, anyway, that's why
they're all divided over this thing. And so on Friday
in my afternoon show. Right now, that's where the decision
is finally going to be made official. By the end
of your show on Friday, I guess the Texas Department
(13:39):
of Corrections will be tuned in and they'll figure it out. Okay,
let me explain something.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
On Friday, I'm going to exploit this tragedy for podcast
clicks and radio ratings.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Was that better? Is that what you were looking for?
At you show? That sounds more you feel better like it?
And then the very next morning you're gonna run off
to Waco and try to do a comedy. That's Kyle,
the hell do you think you're gonna be able to
pull off some comedy after languishing Friday afternoon in the
Death Penalty World. That's just too much. Guinny.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Look, it's a lot, but I think we can juggle it.
It's he's a professional. The website go to this website
right now.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
If you want to hang out with us on Saturday
night in Waco, go to Jesse Isfunny dot com. Jesse
is Funny dot com or Couples Therapy Live dot com.
Couples Therapy Live dot com. You'll find tickets there to
our Saturday show at the Waco Hippodrome Theater. That's exciting and.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It is going to be it's you don't have to
be in a relationship, you don't have to be married,
but it is a couple's therapy.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
So since there's a theater, they called it a theater.
It's not a comedy Uh you know, it's not a
comedy club club. Will they have curtain? Do you get
to like be the guy behind the curtain and they
go and now the hilarious give it up all Cudy Webster,
Curry webstudent. It's like velvet curts part and there you
(15:02):
are standing in a spotlight. Man, that's that's bad ass,
right there? Have you been dating? You hardly ever meet
women with curtains anymore. What happened to that? Never mind?
You know, it's just they're gone after the emails. Here,
Dale says, the intelligence agencies need to stop with the
regime regime, regime, regime, regime changes, the coups, the false flags,
(15:28):
and inciting wars. Then we wouldn't need a peace agreement.
We'd just have peace. It's all part of the rules
for radical that that's that thing we told you about
earlier and the Cloward Piven there, they're planned that. It's
a global scale to establish communism in a worldwide government.
(15:49):
It's all part of a UN agenda for twenty thirty.
You don't believe me check it out, and I believe him,
so I'm not gonna check into it, but you can't. Wow,
that's that's big time, big time. Yeah, we're big time
in it over here. That's a correction on the serial
killer statement from earlier. And I feel like I need
to be the one to bring this up. You said
(16:10):
there wasn't no no, no black serial killers. It's just uh,
you know, white dudes mainly. Patrick says. Actually, he says,
I'm actually in Chicago and other big cities there's a
lot of black guys going around shooting and killing people
and getting away with it. So the fact that they
they've been caught, yet they still qualify serial killers. I mean,
(16:32):
there's a brother up in Chicago. I don't know his name,
but I know there is a brother in Chicago that
has oft, you know, half a dozen people or more,
and he he qualifies as a serial killer. Do we not?
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
There have been some black serial killers, Like there was
Lonnie Franklin Junior. Now, obviously Lonnie's a black guy name,
and I mean obviously, and his his serial killer name
was the Grim Sleeper. He was Oh yeah, he was
active from nineteen eighty five to two thousand and seven.
He was a serial killer and a rapist. He targeted women,
many of them black, many of them were hookers. This
(17:07):
all happened in South Los Angeles. He got the nickname
Grim Sleeper because of a fourteen year gap in his
murders from nineteen eighty eight to two thousand and two.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, I know, there's an exception to the rule, as
always won. Then there was the Taco Bell strangle two. Okay.
Henry Lewis Wallace was a serial rapist and a killer
murdered nine black women in and around the Charlotte, North
Carolina area from nineteen ninety two to ninety four. He
targeted vulnerable women he knew through work and acquaintances. That's
why he was known as the Taco Bell Strangler. He
(17:38):
convicted nine counts of murder for that guy, all right.
And then there was Carl Coral Eugene Watts. He was
the Sunday Morning slasher in nineteen seventy four in nineteen
eighty two, officially linked to fourteen murders, although suspected of
as many as one hundred across Texas, Michigan, and Canadas.
Too many again, women he'd kill him with a knife
or a blunt object in their homes, sometimes on mornings.
(18:00):
He died in prison in two thousand and seven. So
was he creative in his way of doing this where
he would not bring a weapon, a murder weapon with him,
but would acquire one in the victim's home. Huh, that
is creative. I don't know. I don't know how I'm
gonna pull this off. I'm not bringing a knife or
a gun or a club or anything. But I'll find
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a lamp or a paperweight or something, and then I'll
just use that and that is that's rolled on the
dice right there. That is pretty clever. I mean, we
would never do that. I mean, and we wouldn't celebrate
it if another did. And we're not serial killers.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And I wish people would stop suggesting that someone on
this radio show is going around killing pedophiles and dumping
their bodies in the Houston buyo. Quit tweeting about it,
quit texting us, quit calling your show.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Do you promise you're not a serial killer? Kidding?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, I'm definitely not one, like scouts on her I
would never murder someone just for being a repeat child
sex offender who puts ketchup on a hot dog.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
That's very specific and I would never do that. But
some of our listeners agree pedophiles in the Bayou is
a good start.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
So remember when I was pregnant, you told everyone were pregnant,
And remember when I gave birth, you told everyone we
gave birth.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well, we dented the car Wolton and Johnson
I'm sick of these emails. I'm sick of the texts.
I'm sick of the tweets.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Sick of it. Knock it off, all emails, texts, and tweets.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Look, just because I think and I speak like a
vigil anti serial killer does not mean that I am one.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Exactly. I've tried to defend your your your lack of
serial killerness. I'm not one. People won't listen.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I just wish people would quit saying it. I would
never go around studying, tracking down and hunting pedophiles and
then dumping their bodies in the Houston bios.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So stop saying that. And nobody else is either. If
it ain't hire, it ain't nobody exactly.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We didn't do it as a group. We didn't do
it as individuals. That's it's not us, It's not me.
It's certainly not mister. Oh you got got black black guys.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Ain't nobody gonna pinch me on at there's never a
black serial killer. That's crazy. That's white people still exactly. Yeah,
that is actually kind of true. And I'm on those
stories about the serial killers, you know, like monster and
all that kind of stuff. You know, the beginnings of
the profiling and all from way back in the day
serial killers are all white guys. Yeah, why don't we
(01:04):
get a little more diversity in the serial killer world? Exactly?
I'm sick and tired of all these white cis gendered,
heteronormative serial killers. Possible that the white people are just
easier to catch. Maybe the Mexican or the black or
the Asian serial killers the craftier and they don't get caught.
(01:24):
Or maybe the white guys were set up by the
real serial killers and they got blamed for it. I
bet that's how it works. Yeah, you're probably right about that.
Another requests for another song, and this one hasn't been
made yet, so we can't. Is there Havnigilla by mel Brooks?
That's what I have queued up. No, that's it. This
one hasn't been made yet. This song. Dan says, now
(01:45):
that we know how to steal in f sixteen, maybe
we need a song about how to land it, because
that is the trickiest part I hear you know, I mean,
takeoff's pretty hard, but isn't landing one of the most
crucial parts. Matter of fact, they left that out of
all of the training for the nine to eleven terrorists.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Can I just point out, no, you're right about whoa
whoa dude, that's a good point. And can I just
point out that was the hardest part about the Top.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Gun video game? Oh is that right? Who remembers the
Nintendo Entertainment System? For hours?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I would sit there trying to land that plane on
the aircraft carrier. Never got it once.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
They ever do it on a huge screen that there's
all those places like a game on where they have
all the games and cool stuff. Oh you mean where
Kenner meets Metay right there. Yeah, you can sit there
in front of a huge screen and you got the
controls of that jumbo jet for example, and landing that
that's a tricky I think they make it harder than
it is. It's probably not that hard because it's got
all these little automatic pilot things and lights and buzzers
(02:42):
that'll go off if you're doing something wrong. But in
a video game they make it like impossible to land. Yeah,
what's up with that? And by the way, if there's
anybody in flight school right now that is not taking
the landing course, be very suspicious of that person.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Did you know it's like one thousand bucks an hour
if you want to go out and get your pilot's
license is right, Yeah, it's really pricey.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
If you just need an hour, that ain't that bad.
But you mean I'm only on hour nine right now,
it's really pricey. Wow. Anyway, and no landing in sight. Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well, congratulations to Donald Trump, the hero of the historic
Kaza peace Plan, the deal that ends the nightmare. His
bold leadership has delivered where others failed. President Trump, the
ultimate deal maker, unveiled a masterful twenty point piece plan
that has already secured Israel's agreement to an initial withdrawal
in Hamas's acceptance.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So it's a twenty point plan, but it's also a
three phase plan, right, So do they divide the twenty
points evenly in the three phases? Well, here's what we know.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
The hostages are being released, the families are being reunited,
there's an immediate ceasefire, there's an end of the carnage.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Their party and their asses off in Tel Aviv right now.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And Trump's genius blueprint offers amnesty to disarmed Hamas fighters
who choose peace, will, coexistence, or exile, stripping the terrorists
to power and governance while paving the way for international stabilization.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So would you say it is the most luxurious piece
of all piece. It is the most everyone thinks. So
everybody's talking, everybody's talking about it. Yeah, it's the best
of all time.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, many such cases, you know, that's right, And world
leaders are praising Trump's huge mission is talks kickoff and
Cairo with envoys like Jared Kushner ceiling the deal.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
This isn't just ending one conflict.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's Trump's vision averting a three thousand year catastrophe, fostering
lasting peace across the Middle East, and cementing his legacy
as the president who delivers miracles and bangs hot chicks here.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, that's America, buddy headline through the Democrats. That's how
you get men to vote for you. Yeah, exactly. It's
not by cussing and pretending to drink a beer. Yeah,
you get it with results, Buba, that's how you do it.
Donald Trump high fives all around. Now. One of the
unfortunate things it is is that there is about you know,
(05:00):
twenty eight of the forty eight hostages they said is dead,
probably been dead for a couple of years. Don't do
anything about it. Yeah, how bad? Along all day that
they have to, you know, scoop up the remains and
I don't know who put them in like a box
or a bag or something and bring them and do
they identify them for us or do we have to
go and you know, like do that thing where they
(05:22):
look at a microscope figure out the identity of the
dead people.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, that's a great question. Well, more details to come
on that. We will keep you abreast down.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't get bogged down. And right now we're just happy.
We just want to be happy.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, A lot a lot going on today if you
just woke up at eight am. The suspect in the
Palisades Fire, twenty nine year old Jonathan Rindernecked, has been
arrested at his home in Melbourne, Florida.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, Floridlorida, not another Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Officials accuse Jonathan of starting the Lakeman Lackman fire just
after midnight on New Year's Day that maliciously damaged and
destroyed by means of fire. The fire known the Lackman
Fire and Palisades Fire. Yeah, the one over in Malibu.
I guess it will now. The Lackman fire was quickly suppressed.
The Palisades fire that just kept going on and on
and on. He was an uber driver. He was described
(06:11):
by two passengers as agitated and angry that night.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
He was accused of starting the fire. Officials said during
the presser that he was a resident of Palisades and
was familiar with the neighborhood he's accused. He was accused
of starting the fire, and he allegedly used an open
flame to ignite the blaze after just having dropped off
some passengers. It's it's one of the top suggested ways
to start a fire. It is an open flame. I mean,
(06:36):
you can use a magnifying glass in the sun. You'll
be there a while. And I know sticks, you know,
rub them together. You can click a flint, you know,
rock with but really, yeah, if you have a cigarette
lighter or something that's easy. Do you want to know
how they caught him. I've had to catch the guy.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
GPS data placed him near the location of the start
of the Lackman fire on January first.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It took him nine months to figure that out. Yeah,
that's a long time, Yeah, exactly. And I just want
to remind everybody it wasn't the Jews. I know, you
love blaming the Jews. Don't blame the.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Jews for anything. They blamed them for killing Charlie Kirk,
they blamed the Jews for nine to eleven. They blamed
the Jews for the Holocaust. They even blamed the Jews
for screwing up the starting lineup of the Clippers. Yeah,
and actually they might actually be responsible for that, right
about that. The Jews did have something to do with that,
But the rest of it, no, So leave them alone.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Now a question that hasn't been answered to my satisfaction yet.
Did Trump secure the release of Greta and the flotilla?
I think that's what America and the rest of the
world really is waiting to hear. Is she okay? Greta
Dunbeg was over there. I love the fact that she
pre recorded her hostage video. I don't know if people
(07:53):
even get how hilarious that is.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Also, she's being slammed right now for using an image
of a drving Israeli hostage to show Palestinians suffering in Gaza.
She literally took a photo of an Israeli person and said,
look how hard it is for the Palestinians.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Isn't this tragic? What's happening to the people that started
this whole thing. She posted on social media.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That post read, the suffering of the suffering of Palestinian
prisoners is not just a matter of opinion, it is
a fact of systemic cruelty and dehumanization. She shouldn't be here,
and then she included an image of David, a Hamas
prisoner avatar. David was a still frame from a Hamas
propaganda video. In the video, David appears extremely frail as
(08:34):
he describes the conditions and captivity and says he hasn't
eaten in days. Part of the video that shocked a
lot of people was his captors forcing him to dig
his own grave.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Do you remember seeing this video? Remember that? So that's
kind of a famous video.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And Gretach would have known that if not for the
fact that she's stupid, not a very bright person.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
And by the way, that idea of the guy that
says I haven't eaten in several days. Most women hear
that and they're like, man, I wish I had that
kind of wheel power.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
No. No, When I see an American flag, I immediately
look at that like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot.
That person's probably a homophobe. That person's probably a racist
if they're just flying American flags the.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Wolton and Johnson Radio network.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Something unusual is having in the lone star stay right now. Conservatives, No,
that would have been nice. It's not snow, Billy, it
would be unusual. No, wrong, No, Billy had that's not snow.
It's not what it is.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I had to ask because you didn't say, why don't
you just tell us? I'm trying. He isn't making every effort.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Conservatives are divided over whether or not we should execute
this Robert Robertson, guy, what do you do? Usually when
there's an execution, Republicans will say kill him and Liberals
will say make him the mayor of Dallas.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
In this case is a little different. It all started
back in two thousand and two. Robert Robertson was a
thirty five year old man. They claim he was an
undiagnosed autistic Special AD dropout, that's what they claim, and
supposedly took his two year old daughter to a Texas
hospital severe head trauma, where she died the next day.
Uh oh had she get head trauma? I wonder doctors
(10:13):
diagnosed shaken baby syndrome. Oh, that's that's the thing, and
they well, now they claim it's not.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Now that's the claim that it's a discredited thing about that.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oft didn't you shake a baby too much? It couldn't
kill it? I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Right, I'm not a doctor and a nor my forensic expert.
But it's often mimicking natural illnesses like pneumonia or infections,
they claim.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Sometimes this just happens, shaking the baby causing it to die,
makes it look like it had pneumonia.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I am in no way at all defending this or
saying that this guy's innocent.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I'm just trying to explain why people are divided. They're
accusing him of shaking his baby, and he says she
had a cold. Well, they already accused it. It's day.
You know he's this next week, he's going to die.
Did they give him the death penalty? No, but he's
ran out of appeals. Are they going to kill him? Then?
If they didn't give him the death penalty, they did
they get they convicted? If you twice, if they gave
(11:04):
him the death penalty and you answered no both times,
if you're lying about that, you must be lying about everything. Well,
they sentenced him to the death penalty. They haven't the
same thing. They haven't given him death yet. So your
choice of words is what I say. Did they kill him? Okay,
so did they give him the death penalty? Yeah, that's
not death.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well, he was convicted of capital murder in two thousand
and three. He was sentenced to death.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Communicators, I think all of you need to work on
your communication skills a little bit because you're ignoring what
he's saying, and he's saying really stupid stuff. I know,
I bet he always does that. What Wait, who who's
saying the Who's the he saying stupid stuff? Well that's you.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well, the people that don't want this guy killed say
that in order to convict him, they relied on junk
science testimony. But there does seem to be some evidence
that he was an abusive dad. So even if this
particular theory about how he killed the kid doesn't hold up,
there's still a lot of people that think he killed it.
New evidence claims that the girl had a chronic pneumonia sepsis. Uh,
(12:00):
it was not abuse, that's what they say, and that
he's autistic, which is why during his trial he seemed
very stoic.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It wasn't because he's a psychopath, so he didn't seem
to have any remorse. But that's the autism showing. Now.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
There were a lot of appeals. The appeals were all denied.
Bipartisan lawmakers sub poenaed Robertson to testify on junk science
flaws they claim, staying execution hours before lethal injection. Attorney
General Ken Paxton blocked his capital visit. He's supposed to
die next week and on Friday, I am on the
our afternoon show. Gonna have two guests, State Representative Brian
(12:34):
Harrison and State Representative Mitch Little, both considered to be
very conservative.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
They don't like each other and disagree about the death
penalty about for this guy, this one guy. Well, they
both support the death penalty, but this guy. One of
them thinks this guy deserves another trial. Here's what's odd
about this. All my friends think this guy's guilty, except
for Brian Harrison. I can't get AI to agree that
he could be guilty.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'm using grac and shatchyp and saying, well, make an
argument for why he should be executed, and it still
includes little pieces of information. They're like, well, we can't
really do that because he probably shouldn't be. You're not
supposed to take an opinion you're AI. It makes me
think the computer programmers already know about this case and
they went in and they manipulated it.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It's almost like the people that created AI that created
a bias within it. Right Oh no, I'm sure they
would never do that. Right now, Well, anyway, that's why
they're all divided over this thing. And so on Friday
in my afternoon show. Right now, that's where the decision
is finally going to be made official. By the end
of your show on Friday, I guess the Texas Department
(13:39):
of Corrections will be tuned in and they'll figure it out. Okay,
let me explain something.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
On Friday, I'm going to exploit this tragedy for podcast
clicks and radio ratings.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Was that better? Is that what you were looking for?
At you show? That sounds more you feel better like it?
And then the very next morning you're gonna run off
to Waco and try to do a comedy. That's Kyle,
the hell do you think you're gonna be able to
pull off some comedy after languishing Friday afternoon in the
Death Penalty World. That's just too much. Guinny.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Look, it's a lot, but I think we can juggle it.
It's he's a professional. The website go to this website
right now.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
If you want to hang out with us on Saturday
night in Waco, go to Jesse Isfunny dot com. Jesse
is Funny dot com or Couples Therapy Live dot com.
Couples Therapy Live dot com. You'll find tickets there to
our Saturday show at the Waco Hippodrome Theater. That's exciting and.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It is going to be it's you don't have to
be in a relationship, you don't have to be married,
but it is a couple's therapy.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
So since there's a theater, they called it a theater.
It's not a comedy Uh you know, it's not a
comedy club club. Will they have curtain? Do you get
to like be the guy behind the curtain and they
go and now the hilarious give it up all Cudy Webster,
Curry webstudent. It's like velvet curts part and there you
(15:02):
are standing in a spotlight. Man, that's that's bad ass,
right there? Have you been dating? You hardly ever meet
women with curtains anymore. What happened to that? Never mind?
You know, it's just they're gone after the emails. Here,
Dale says, the intelligence agencies need to stop with the
regime regime, regime, regime, regime changes, the coups, the false flags,
(15:28):
and inciting wars. Then we wouldn't need a peace agreement.
We'd just have peace. It's all part of the rules
for radical that that's that thing we told you about
earlier and the Cloward Piven there, they're planned that. It's
a global scale to establish communism in a worldwide government.
(15:49):
It's all part of a UN agenda for twenty thirty.
You don't believe me check it out, and I believe him,
so I'm not gonna check into it, but you can't. Wow,
that's that's big time, big time. Yeah, we're big time
in it over here. That's a correction on the serial
killer statement from earlier. And I feel like I need
to be the one to bring this up. You said
(16:10):
there wasn't no no, no black serial killers. It's just uh,
you know, white dudes mainly. Patrick says. Actually, he says,
I'm actually in Chicago and other big cities there's a
lot of black guys going around shooting and killing people
and getting away with it. So the fact that they
they've been caught, yet they still qualify serial killers. I mean,
(16:32):
there's a brother up in Chicago. I don't know his name,
but I know there is a brother in Chicago that
has oft, you know, half a dozen people or more,
and he he qualifies as a serial killer. Do we not?
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
There have been some black serial killers, Like there was
Lonnie Franklin Junior. Now, obviously Lonnie's a black guy name,
and I mean obviously, and his his serial killer name
was the Grim Sleeper. He was Oh yeah, he was
active from nineteen eighty five to two thousand and seven.
He was a serial killer and a rapist. He targeted women,
many of them black, many of them were hookers. This
(17:07):
all happened in South Los Angeles. He got the nickname
Grim Sleeper because of a fourteen year gap in his
murders from nineteen eighty eight to two thousand and two.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, I know, there's an exception to the rule, as
always won. Then there was the Taco Bell strangle two. Okay.
Henry Lewis Wallace was a serial rapist and a killer
murdered nine black women in and around the Charlotte, North
Carolina area from nineteen ninety two to ninety four. He
targeted vulnerable women he knew through work and acquaintances. That's
why he was known as the Taco Bell Strangler. He
(17:38):
convicted nine counts of murder for that guy, all right.
And then there was Carl Coral Eugene Watts. He was
the Sunday Morning slasher in nineteen seventy four in nineteen
eighty two, officially linked to fourteen murders, although suspected of
as many as one hundred across Texas, Michigan, and Canadas.
Too many again, women he'd kill him with a knife
or a blunt object in their homes, sometimes on mornings.
(18:00):
He died in prison in two thousand and seven. So
was he creative in his way of doing this where
he would not bring a weapon, a murder weapon with him,
but would acquire one in the victim's home. Huh, that
is creative. I don't know. I don't know how I'm
gonna pull this off. I'm not bringing a knife or
a gun or a club or anything. But I'll find
(18:22):
a lamp or a paperweight or something, and then I'll
just use that and that is that's rolled on the
dice right there. That is pretty clever. I mean, we
would never do that. I mean, and we wouldn't celebrate
it if another did. And we're not serial killers.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And I wish people would stop suggesting that someone on
this radio show is going around killing pedophiles and dumping
their bodies in the Houston buyo. Quit tweeting about it,
quit texting us, quit calling your show.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Do you promise you're not a serial killer? Kidding?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, I'm definitely not one, like scouts on her I
would never murder someone just for being a repeat child
sex offender who puts ketchup on a hot dog.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
That's very specific and I would never do that. But
some of our listeners agree pedophiles in the Bayou is
a good start.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
So remember when I was pregnant, you told everyone were pregnant,
And remember when I gave birth, you told everyone we
gave birth.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well, we dented the car Wolton and Johnson
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