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Speaker 1 (00:00):
X account.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
My name's Kenny Webster.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
For those of you that just kind of vaguely listen
to the show in the background. If you go look
at my account at Kenneth R. Webster on x Twitter,
you get what it is. I just posted this video
of a little thuglet going into a woman's car and
stealing her purse. Now here's what bothers me about this video.
This dude is sagging his pants so hard, he's got
no belt on. It looks like there's a woman in
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the car when he steals her purse.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Right, I'd definitely see a person in the car, and
it didn't look like she got out or really was
bothered by this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Okay, So I think it's possible she's a white lady
and she was afraid of a black man getting into
her car. Is that right? I mean, I'm just saying
that's what I think. I don't know. I have no
idea you'll raise your kias that way to be afraid
of thieves or what like criminals.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Generally just seeing a black man and suddenly white people
just you know, like panic.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Now, I could see that, I could see why you'd
be triggered by that. But is it possible it was
more of the fact that she's a woman alone and
that he was in her car uninvited, and that he's
bigger than her stealing her purse exactly that she thought, well,
it's me or the purse, take the purse kind of thing,
that it actually has nothing to do with race and
really just more to do with her not getting raped
to death.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Why didn't she just lock the door to keep him
out in the first place?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, I think she had just parked her car and
it did not occur to her that a guy was
about to climb inside of it. At least that's the
way it looks. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You know, Russell could have hit reverse and drove into
his car because he parked right behind her. I don't
think most people think that way, though, Billy, Okay, I
wish that had happened to me.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I know me too, me too, got you do. I
hear these stories about women getting mugged and robbed, and
I always think, why wasn't I there. I'm six foot three,
I trained four hours a day. I keep waiting for
something like this. I carry a gun, I'm ready all
the time. It never happens. To me, I know. Instead,
we have to do celebrity birthdays.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You soon.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Here's croft Yeah, something to think about. Sorry, it was
the wrong music, we got it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, it's an Olympic gold medalist birthday, and you know
how we love to celebrate Olympic gold Simon Chloe Kim
Oh the Asian snowboarder.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh, she's an American. You could be Asian and be American.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yes, you can.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Good for her.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
She's cute, right, isn't she cute? I don't know. She's
twenty five. I'm sure she is. No, I aren't all
twenty five year olds cute. Let's see Gigi Hadid is thirty.
I guess you'd call her cute as well.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'm not really into Klay Kim. Okay, I wanted to be.
I wanted to like call Yeah, I'm looking at it
right now.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Let's check if Kenny wants to date each and every
person having on the celebrity birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
List to Okay, I got Instagram pulled up. Who's next,
Bev Patel? That sounds like a deem dog millionaire guy. No,
I'm not going to date a guy either. You're being ridiculous.
That's just silly. Okay, pal Pin definitely another Indian guy.
Come on, Kumar, Yeah, I'm gonna date two Indian guys.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
No, he's forty eight A Jonah Oliver forty eight old,
so again probably not.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
John Cena is also forty eight. For the right amount
of money, maybe I would. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
He is both hated and loved in the wrestling and
acting community, partly because he bows to China. But then
they also said he's the number one make a wish
grant her of all time or something.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But he did apologize to China for acknowlogy. He exist
it's a Taiwan, making him a little cuckold bitch boy.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Melina Canacaridez is fifty eight today. Remember her from well CSI,
New York other things. George Lopez is sixty four.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
George Lopez.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Valerie Bertinelli, that's Wolfe's mom. She is sixty five years
old today. Let's see. Oh, your buddy Michael Moore is
seventy one.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I know who that is.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Joyce de Witt from Three's Company. I think she's the
only one left alive.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Come in, I got a door.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
She is seventy six. We'll be waiting forty pass where.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The kisses are hers and hers and threes company to
Lee Majors.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
The six million dollar Man.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's not even that much money now eighty six years old,
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, nowadays that would be the six billion dollar Man.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Six million bucks. That's not even enough to buy like
a fancy car. And you'd have to decide if those
would even allow it. Probably not.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Alan Oppenheimer is ninety five. When I hear that name,
I think atomic bomb, isn't it The second day in
a row there was an Oppenheimer. We just had an
This is the guy who played the voice of Skeletor
in the Old he Man Show, and he played Doctor
Wells on The six Million Dollar Man.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Weird. That is weird.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So many coincidences I know no longer with us. Shirley
Temple also known as Shirley Temple Black I was born
on this day. Wasn't she an ambassador later on in life? Yeah? Interesting, ye,
the United Nations ambassador to Ghana and Czechoslovakia.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
They gave us some piece of crab countries. Huh.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Hervelishes are tattoo born on this state Sandrad, the original
Gidget Roy Orbison and William Shakespeare born and died on
this day.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So that's probably explains why today is.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It is talk like Shakespeare day, talketh like Shakespeare and
read a book day.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Dude. My man Roy Orbison was probably slaying so much
poon tang back in the day.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You like to.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, he's dropping hits like you got it, pretty Woman,
dream Baby, pretty paper. Uh huh. You know that was
a Christmas song.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
He was trying to get his paper right, roy erbsit
my paper right.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Sure, you gotta do a Christmas album once your career
is starting to fizzle out. Make a Christmas album to
get a few more bucks. That's a smart idea. You
can't just sing pretty woman your whole life, not your
whole life, No, No, you got to do a cover
of a Willie Nelson song around Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So the fact that William Shakespeare was born and died
on his fifty second birthday takes us to this day
in history because it was sixteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh hang on, your get it substopped when he died.
It's National picnic Day, and it's National English muffin Day.
All right, go ahead, English muffin Day. He didn't get one, No,
we didn't get one, didn't we get one. We got
a single taco. We didn't even get a breakfast burrito.
I want my muff and we got a breakfast taco
and it wasn't bad, but it was just a little,
itty bitty taco. And I was wondering, what, you know,
what's going on around here? You know what's that? Was
(06:19):
the deli? Okay? Are they hurting?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
No, they're not not as good as they used to be.
Somebody bought it recently, the Norwegians. Yeah, I like her.
She's cute, ye, but the deli isn't as good as
it was.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh, mister Kenna, it's just because just because they had
better muffins when a Hispanic guy owned it doesn't and
he was probably putting in twice as much sugar and
more chocolate. Doesn't mean the new deli owner is not
as good, even though objectively it's not as good. You agree, Yeah,
I do, But for the sake of the conversation, I
don't agree, of course. Not today. It's seventeen eighty nine.
President elect Washington moved into Franklin House in New York City,
(06:52):
New York City. It was different back then, Oh yeah. Today.
In eighteen fifty one, Canada is She's first postage stamp,
the three pence beaver. I had three pence beaver last night. Today.
In nineteen hundred, the first known news of the term
hillbilly in the New York Journal.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Funny thing about that.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
There's a controversy going on right now where the state
of New York wants to change the name of all
the public schools that have any association with Native Americans.
But there is more than one team in the state
whose mascot is the Hillbilly. Oh really, so white people
can be I mean, you get it. They could be denigrated,
but not the red Man. Today. In nineteen thirty seven,
(07:30):
Dick Nixon applied for a job at the FBI and
they said, no, we don't want you if you like
black guys. Today. In nineteen fifty four, Hank Aaron hits
the first home run of his career. He hit another
seven hundred and fifty four after that. Yeah, he did.
I Today. In nineteen sixty nine, Sir Hann Sirhan is
sentenced to death for killing RFK. He's still alive. By
the way.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I know you liked that year, but you skipped over
fifty six.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Share it with me.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Elvis played his first show in Vegas, really yeah, and
they said it bombed. He played there were Muslims there
two weeks at the Frontier Hotel. This was nineteen fifty six.
Never heard of it and just felt that the audience
just didn't feel it. You know, they weren't getting it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
They weren't The Vegas audience didn't like an Elvis Presley performance.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It was early in the fifties, and he did tend
to catch on a little bit later after that.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well, the world changed, you know, maybe the world just
wasn't ready for him yet. It was like the first
time someone heard Eddie van Halen play guitar. They didn't
know he could make it sound like a synthesizer, like
we we Yeah, that was sick, dude today. In nineteen
eighty five, New Coke debuts and swaps. It didn't go well.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
People hated it, but unlike the Olvius thing, they didn't
learn to love it. Later they decided to go back.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Uh fun fact Jeopardy question. Later on they kept New Coke,
but they changed the name. What did they change the name? Well,
the classic, No classic was the original Coach the original
Oh I thought you meant what?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
They change it to when it came back to regular coke.
They didn't just call it Coca Cola. They did keep
New Coke. What did they change its name to? Do
you remember, uh? Pepsi coke too?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Do you remember?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't remember that?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
And do you remember Crystal clear Pepsi? I do?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Nobody wanted that, yeah, and wasn't there Like.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Around the same time, there was a brand of Seltzer
water from New York City that.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Uh, well, there was clearly Canadian from Canada maybe, although
they named it clearly Canadian, which means it probably didn't
come from Canada.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You know what I was I was thinking about the
other day. Remember how often you used to see Snapple?
There used to be so much snapple all over the place. Yep.
Now you never see snapple. You never run into it. Snapple.
They used to have it at schools and cafeterias and restaurants,
And I when's the last time I saw a bottle
of Snapple? I can't even remember.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's like the Yellow Pages, it just doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It just disappeared. You remember TCB Why? Yeah, Back in
the day, everybody was crazy about frozen yogurt.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
They old lady lived down the street owned the local TCB.
Why what do you call it? A franchise dealer?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Where?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah and May We thought she's so lucky, her family
so lucky. But turns out they didn't really use it
that much.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Right, Blockbuster video POGs, slap bracelets.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
People always talking about how cool the nineties was, but
think about it, all that stuff. We were obsessed with it,
and it actually kind of sucked if you think about it.
It went away, didn't come back, but it got replaced
by stuff that was much worse. So maybe in retrospect
it was better.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, you have two options. Option A is to stay
with your wife or the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Option B B B B. I choose B Walton and
Johnson Radio Network. I didn't mean to, sorry, that's not suggested.
I was singing along and then whoever's running on the
board just turned my mic on.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I thought it would be kind of funny whoever that
idiot was, Yeah, moron, It's incredible to me what we
just learned.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
It's time probably a good time for some Hollywood news.
Is that time getting late in the show. Would you
believe that the people that vote on who gets the Oscars?
Until just this we have never been required to watch
the movies for how long? For a hundred years?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's crazy, But they just came out with a new
rule for the Academy.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
You're telling me for the last ninety seven years, because
that's how long it's been around for the people at
the Academy of Motion Pictures were not required to watch
the movies before they voted on them.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's all political. They're voting for their friends. Does it
are the people that can do something for them?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Wank wwank, nudj nudge casting couch, I.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Voted for you. Doesn't it seem like that explains the
whole thing. So this whole time, every piece of crap
movie are like, why did that win? Nobody even saw it.
There were years where like American Sniper. You remember American Sniper,
I broke every record. It got people to go to
the movies that hadn't gone to the movie in years.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
People of a good movie.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
People loved them. What did it win best makeup or something?
It was like, what it didn't get anything else? No, No,
they hated it in Hollywood. Well what did they like?
Some piece of crap movie nobody remembers and you didn't
see Well, it turns out they didn't see it either.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
No, they didn't see it. They just voted. Did they
vote for that movie or did they vote against this movie?
Because it made a patriotism and loving America it's prime function.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm sure we don't even have to answer this question.
But why do you think so many of Harvey Weinstein's
movies got awards? Oh? Boy, now that you know, people
didn't even watch them. People didn't even want boy. Now
you know it had to do with sex and blackmail
and extortion and all the worst things in Hollywood. Well,
I didn't want to get held down again and raped
in a hotel room late at night by Harvey Weinstein.
(12:34):
So I guess the Oscar goes to whatever piece of
crap movie he produced this year. Listen, I get it.
You know a lot of these movies are garbage. I
wouldn't want to watch them either, But you chose that career.
You know. It's our job to get up every morning
and figure out what happened in Yemen yesterday and then
write a bad joke about it. That's what we chose
to do. We didn't choose to review movies for a living.
(12:56):
You did. Can't you just do your job.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
That can't do it.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
You have the easiest job. You can't even do the
job easier than this. I mean, I don't know. It's
watching movies and then deciding who gets an award.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Maybe it's a tie.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
For the second time this morning, I've stumbled across something
that is embarrassing to Politico. Earlier we were talking about
how Politico k fab or what do they call it,
the thing where they're accusing Donald Trump of using fake
pro wrestling tactics k fabe, while yeah, while simultaneously doing
doing it themselves. Now we learn Ryan Lizza, the pencil
(13:30):
necked leftist credibly accused of misconduct with two women, has
been fired from Politico. Politico has gotten rid of one
of the top dogs over there because apparently he was
involved in some sexual misconduct. This guy was at one
point a Russian collusion hoaster, beloved by the media, worked
at all the biggest news outlets New York Magazine, CNN, Esquire, GQ,
(13:52):
New Republic, the New Yorker. Well, now it turns out
this guy that accused Donald Trump of trying to grab
p Wards was doing it himself.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Is that right? Shocker? If you didn't know how the
world works. You just shocked. Yeah, I mean that it
works once again.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The guy accusing you of doing stuff, he's the one
that's been doing it all along. And nobody went to
see Wedding Banquet this past weekend. Mister Kenneth, you're probably
the only one that even knows what this is. It's
a gender queer, super woke gay remake of a movie
from thirty years ago. They took a movie called Wedding Banquet.
They redid the movie, but they changed the plot line,
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so this time it's about a group of cohabitating queer
friends who are illegal immigrants trying to secure a green
card and raise enough money to get IVF treatments before
their student visa expires. So they just modernized it, that's all.
It didn't even make a million dollars in a whole
would it. They put it in twelve hundred movie theaters
around the country.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Is there a celebrity attached to it? A big star,
any big names?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Bow and Yang from Saturday Night lives in it among
other people.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
No, doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
The same weekend they re released the movie Pride and Prejudice.
That's the I watched it. It's that Jane Austen film,
and that movie trumped it a twenty five year old
re release of a movie had made four times as much.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Trumped these days in a positive you only have to
say it if it's negative.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Dude, Pride and Prejudice was one of the funniest movies
I ever saw. You laughed out loud that I could
not stop laughing during this movie. I had such a
good time. I went with a girl who tried to
catfish may.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Kind of like when Jerry Seinfeld was making out during
Schindler's List.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It is a lot like that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, that's that's not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I met a girl on a dating app. This is
a couple weeks back, and she asked me to go
see this movie with her, and I show up and
this girl looked like Jay Leno. It was like, who
you do? You do not look like your photos? Did
you think I wasn't gonna notice? Isn't that the weirdest thing? Like,
just pick accurate pictures. I mean, they could be flattering,
but they shouldn't be misleading.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Maybe she was hoping that you would look past something
like that given the opportunity to enjoy her sparkling personality.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So we get to the movie.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
You have a spark personality.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
No, she was the one. Do you remember I told
you there was a girl who in the middle of
the movie, because it was the rooftop cinema was the
outdoor theater, she goes, look, there's an eclipse and there
was no eclipse that it's just a crescent moon. So
she was ugly and m have that going on right now?
So that must have been a month ago, right, well,
an take. I thought it was two weeks ago, maybe more.
I don't know when it was. Anyway, it was a
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minute ago. We get to the movie theater and she's.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Ugly, and I'm about to watch what I think it
can be crush one way and the other way. When
it goes this way, it covers up and then it
goes that way and it's a crash on on the
other side. So it could have been two weeks You're
probably right.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Did you just islamus? Huh? Did you just go full
Muslim crescent moon? You're only explaining the crescent moon like
you're some kind of a what are they called an
e moom? Yet?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, that's not it.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I didn't think you were. I just thought it'd be
interesting to see how you'd reacted.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I was trying to actually defend you, take up for you.
But you go ahead now you jump on him. No,
you're right, No, he's right. You were defending me, and
I accused you of being a Muslim. That's like the
third worst thing you could be. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
But there's this new Hampshire State rap named Jonah Wheeler.
He's twenty two years old. He is a young black progressive.
He supports all the progressive causes you name it, Medicaid,
Medicare for all, transgender, this and that and all these
different things. Clean cut looking communist, a handsome guy by
(17:21):
leftist standards. And he's being accused of being a puppet
of the right because he doesn't think we should go
down to Central America and bring back gang medals.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
He's okay with They're all right with him on everything else,
but that one thing.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
And he was also they said he was too critical
of the trans Well.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Isn't that what they say about Fetterman?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Right, they don't like Fetterman now because he's got that
one thing he.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Disagrees with Israel. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
And I think the squad in general, and I know
some of that is because of Israel. But yeah, he's.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Not full blown lunatic, he's just lib Well, speaking of
black progressives, Kareem Jean Pierre's a job.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, what's she doing?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
She has landed a new gig out of the White
House as the Grand Marshal of the New York City
Pride Parade. I don't really know. This is gonna be
a long time gig.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It sounds like it pays much.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
It will be among those She will be at the
Big Apples Famed Annual Parade this year as the leading
star of the whole shebang. She can be right out
there in the front. Who wouldn't love to come on
out and see the former White House Press Secretary sit
in a car and wave with the crowd.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well, that she's gotta be some entertainment right there. Did
you know she's fifty years old? She does look good.
I didn't know her age, but yeah, she.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Was the first black woman to serve as Press secretary
and the first openly lesbian and that makes her very important.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You know you're not fall from fifty these days yourself, son, Yeah,
I know you all have to start thinking, Oh, thinking
about fifty a little different than you do now, No, No,
old fifty and is she still alive and still look decent? Now?
One of these days fifty is gonna be just right. Well,
you know my secret about lying about your age. Don't
go down, go up right. Everyone goes down. They're like, oh,
(18:59):
I'm thirty, and it's like you look forty five. It's like, well,
actually i'm forty eight, and it's like, okay, don't do that. Instead,
lie go up a decade and people will go, wow,
you look amazing. Did you have that printedable on a
T shirt? Don't go down, go up?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah. When they go low, we go high. Yeah. Well
I remember hearing that before.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I wouldn't wear that on a date.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
No, don't go down, don't go oh, just saying I
get what you're doing, all right, everybody. Jd. Vance is
issuing a stern ultimatum to Russia and Ukraine for peace negotiations.
He's like, listen, if you guys can't behave yourselves, JD
Vance is gonna come down here and force you to
apologize about that. Jad He said, I'm gonna write another book.
(19:40):
I'm gonna get Ron Howard to direct the movie. Ye,
you're gonna have to watch it on Netflix, and we're
all gonna pretend it's a really good movie that explains
the twenty sixteen election, even though we know it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Did you see the movie, Jo Billy, I watched it.
Did you Did you read the book?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
No? Obviously not. I know.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Did you read the book? I purchase the book.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Read it, I own it. But no, I didn't read it.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Then neither I started it, and it just did not
make me want to turn the page.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
One thing about books about like depressing white trash people
is I don't need to read a book about that.
I mean, just look at me.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I know I work with them. I mean that's I mean,
I know them exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Why wouldn't read a book about my life? What would
be the point?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Did you need a lot of paint chips when you
were a kid?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Why?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Walton M.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Johnson
X account.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
My name's Kenny Webster.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
For those of you that just kind of vaguely listen
to the show in the background. If you go look
at my account at Kenneth R. Webster on x Twitter,
you get what it is. I just posted this video
of a little thuglet going into a woman's car and
stealing her purse. Now here's what bothers me about this video.
This dude is sagging his pants so hard, he's got
no belt on. It looks like there's a woman in
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the car when he steals her purse.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Right, I'd definitely see a person in the car, and
it didn't look like she got out or really was
bothered by this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Okay, So I think it's possible she's a white lady
and she was afraid of a black man getting into
her car. Is that right? I mean, I'm just saying
that's what I think. I don't know. I have no
idea you'll raise your kias that way to be afraid
of thieves or what like criminals.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Generally just seeing a black man and suddenly white people
just you know, like panic.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Now, I could see that, I could see why you'd
be triggered by that. But is it possible it was
more of the fact that she's a woman alone and
that he was in her car uninvited, and that he's
bigger than her stealing her purse exactly that she thought, well,
it's me or the purse, take the purse kind of thing,
that it actually has nothing to do with race and
really just more to do with her not getting raped
to death.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Why didn't she just lock the door to keep him
out in the first place?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, I think she had just parked her car and
it did not occur to her that a guy was
about to climb inside of it. At least that's the
way it looks. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You know, Russell could have hit reverse and drove into
his car because he parked right behind her. I don't
think most people think that way, though, Billy, Okay, I
wish that had happened to me.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I know me too, me too, got you do. I
hear these stories about women getting mugged and robbed, and
I always think, why wasn't I there. I'm six foot three,
I trained four hours a day. I keep waiting for
something like this. I carry a gun, I'm ready all
the time. It never happens. To me, I know. Instead,
we have to do celebrity birthdays.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You soon.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Here's croft Yeah, something to think about. Sorry, it was
the wrong music, we got it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, it's an Olympic gold medalist birthday, and you know
how we love to celebrate Olympic gold Simon Chloe Kim
Oh the Asian snowboarder.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh, she's an American. You could be Asian and be American.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yes, you can.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Good for her.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
She's cute, right, isn't she cute? I don't know. She's
twenty five. I'm sure she is. No, I aren't all
twenty five year olds cute. Let's see Gigi Hadid is thirty.
I guess you'd call her cute as well.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'm not really into Klay Kim. Okay, I wanted to be.
I wanted to like call Yeah, I'm looking at it
right now.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Let's check if Kenny wants to date each and every
person having on the celebrity birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
List to Okay, I got Instagram pulled up. Who's next,
Bev Patel? That sounds like a deem dog millionaire guy. No,
I'm not going to date a guy either. You're being ridiculous.
That's just silly. Okay, pal Pin definitely another Indian guy.
Come on, Kumar, Yeah, I'm gonna date two Indian guys.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
No, he's forty eight A Jonah Oliver forty eight old,
so again probably not.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
John Cena is also forty eight. For the right amount
of money, maybe I would. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
He is both hated and loved in the wrestling and
acting community, partly because he bows to China. But then
they also said he's the number one make a wish
grant her of all time or something.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But he did apologize to China for acknowlogy. He exist
it's a Taiwan, making him a little cuckold bitch boy.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Melina Canacaridez is fifty eight today. Remember her from well CSI,
New York other things. George Lopez is sixty four.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
George Lopez.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Valerie Bertinelli, that's Wolfe's mom. She is sixty five years
old today. Let's see. Oh, your buddy Michael Moore is
seventy one.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I know who that is.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Joyce de Witt from Three's Company. I think she's the
only one left alive.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Come in, I got a door.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
She is seventy six. We'll be waiting forty pass where.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The kisses are hers and hers and threes company to
Lee Majors.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
The six million dollar Man.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's not even that much money now eighty six years old,
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, nowadays that would be the six billion dollar Man.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Six million bucks. That's not even enough to buy like
a fancy car. And you'd have to decide if those
would even allow it. Probably not.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Alan Oppenheimer is ninety five. When I hear that name,
I think atomic bomb, isn't it The second day in
a row there was an Oppenheimer. We just had an
This is the guy who played the voice of Skeletor
in the Old he Man Show, and he played Doctor
Wells on The six Million Dollar Man.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Weird. That is weird.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So many coincidences I know no longer with us. Shirley
Temple also known as Shirley Temple Black I was born
on this day. Wasn't she an ambassador later on in life? Yeah? Interesting, ye,
the United Nations ambassador to Ghana and Czechoslovakia.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
They gave us some piece of crab countries. Huh.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Hervelishes are tattoo born on this state Sandrad, the original
Gidget Roy Orbison and William Shakespeare born and died on
this day.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So that's probably explains why today is.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It is talk like Shakespeare day, talketh like Shakespeare and
read a book day.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Dude. My man Roy Orbison was probably slaying so much
poon tang back in the day.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You like to.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, he's dropping hits like you got it, pretty Woman,
dream Baby, pretty paper. Uh huh. You know that was
a Christmas song.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
He was trying to get his paper right, roy erbsit
my paper right.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Sure, you gotta do a Christmas album once your career
is starting to fizzle out. Make a Christmas album to
get a few more bucks. That's a smart idea. You
can't just sing pretty woman your whole life, not your
whole life, No, No, you got to do a cover
of a Willie Nelson song around Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So the fact that William Shakespeare was born and died
on his fifty second birthday takes us to this day
in history because it was sixteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh hang on, your get it substopped when he died.
It's National picnic Day, and it's National English muffin Day.
All right, go ahead, English muffin Day. He didn't get one, No,
we didn't get one, didn't we get one. We got
a single taco. We didn't even get a breakfast burrito.
I want my muff and we got a breakfast taco
and it wasn't bad, but it was just a little,
itty bitty taco. And I was wondering, what, you know,
what's going on around here? You know what's that? Was
(06:19):
the deli? Okay? Are they hurting?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
No, they're not not as good as they used to be.
Somebody bought it recently, the Norwegians. Yeah, I like her.
She's cute, ye, but the deli isn't as good as
it was.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh, mister Kenna, it's just because just because they had
better muffins when a Hispanic guy owned it doesn't and
he was probably putting in twice as much sugar and
more chocolate. Doesn't mean the new deli owner is not
as good, even though objectively it's not as good. You agree, Yeah,
I do, But for the sake of the conversation, I
don't agree, of course. Not today. It's seventeen eighty nine.
President elect Washington moved into Franklin House in New York City,
(06:52):
New York City. It was different back then, Oh yeah. Today.
In eighteen fifty one, Canada is She's first postage stamp,
the three pence beaver. I had three pence beaver last night. Today.
In nineteen hundred, the first known news of the term
hillbilly in the New York Journal.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Funny thing about that.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
There's a controversy going on right now where the state
of New York wants to change the name of all
the public schools that have any association with Native Americans.
But there is more than one team in the state
whose mascot is the Hillbilly. Oh really, so white people
can be I mean, you get it. They could be denigrated,
but not the red Man. Today. In nineteen thirty seven,
(07:30):
Dick Nixon applied for a job at the FBI and
they said, no, we don't want you if you like
black guys. Today. In nineteen fifty four, Hank Aaron hits
the first home run of his career. He hit another
seven hundred and fifty four after that. Yeah, he did.
I Today. In nineteen sixty nine, Sir Hann Sirhan is
sentenced to death for killing RFK. He's still alive. By
the way.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I know you liked that year, but you skipped over
fifty six.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Share it with me.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Elvis played his first show in Vegas, really yeah, and
they said it bombed. He played there were Muslims there
two weeks at the Frontier Hotel. This was nineteen fifty six.
Never heard of it and just felt that the audience
just didn't feel it. You know, they weren't getting it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
They weren't The Vegas audience didn't like an Elvis Presley performance.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It was early in the fifties, and he did tend
to catch on a little bit later after that.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well, the world changed, you know, maybe the world just
wasn't ready for him yet. It was like the first
time someone heard Eddie van Halen play guitar. They didn't
know he could make it sound like a synthesizer, like
we we Yeah, that was sick, dude today. In nineteen
eighty five, New Coke debuts and swaps. It didn't go well.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
People hated it, but unlike the Olvius thing, they didn't
learn to love it. Later they decided to go back.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Uh fun fact Jeopardy question. Later on they kept New Coke,
but they changed the name. What did they change the name? Well,
the classic, No classic was the original Coach the original
Oh I thought you meant what?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
They change it to when it came back to regular coke.
They didn't just call it Coca Cola. They did keep
New Coke. What did they change its name to? Do
you remember, uh? Pepsi coke too?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Do you remember?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't remember that?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
And do you remember Crystal clear Pepsi? I do?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Nobody wanted that, yeah, and wasn't there Like.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Around the same time, there was a brand of Seltzer
water from New York City that.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Uh, well, there was clearly Canadian from Canada maybe, although
they named it clearly Canadian, which means it probably didn't
come from Canada.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You know what I was I was thinking about the
other day. Remember how often you used to see Snapple?
There used to be so much snapple all over the place. Yep.
Now you never see snapple. You never run into it. Snapple.
They used to have it at schools and cafeterias and restaurants,
And I when's the last time I saw a bottle
of Snapple? I can't even remember.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's like the Yellow Pages, it just doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It just disappeared. You remember TCB Why? Yeah, Back in
the day, everybody was crazy about frozen yogurt.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
They old lady lived down the street owned the local TCB.
Why what do you call it? A franchise dealer?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Where?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah and May We thought she's so lucky, her family
so lucky. But turns out they didn't really use it
that much.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Right, Blockbuster video POGs, slap bracelets.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
People always talking about how cool the nineties was, but
think about it, all that stuff. We were obsessed with it,
and it actually kind of sucked if you think about it.
It went away, didn't come back, but it got replaced
by stuff that was much worse. So maybe in retrospect
it was better.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, you have two options. Option A is to stay
with your wife or the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Option B B B B. I choose B Walton and
Johnson Radio Network. I didn't mean to, sorry, that's not suggested.
I was singing along and then whoever's running on the
board just turned my mic on.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I thought it would be kind of funny whoever that
idiot was, Yeah, moron, It's incredible to me what we
just learned.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
It's time probably a good time for some Hollywood news.
Is that time getting late in the show. Would you
believe that the people that vote on who gets the Oscars?
Until just this we have never been required to watch
the movies for how long? For a hundred years?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's crazy, But they just came out with a new
rule for the Academy.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
You're telling me for the last ninety seven years, because
that's how long it's been around for the people at
the Academy of Motion Pictures were not required to watch
the movies before they voted on them.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's all political. They're voting for their friends. Does it
are the people that can do something for them?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Wank wwank, nudj nudge casting couch, I.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Voted for you. Doesn't it seem like that explains the
whole thing. So this whole time, every piece of crap
movie are like, why did that win? Nobody even saw it.
There were years where like American Sniper. You remember American Sniper,
I broke every record. It got people to go to
the movies that hadn't gone to the movie in years.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
People of a good movie.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
People loved them. What did it win best makeup or something?
It was like, what it didn't get anything else? No, No,
they hated it in Hollywood. Well what did they like?
Some piece of crap movie nobody remembers and you didn't
see Well, it turns out they didn't see it either.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
No, they didn't see it. They just voted. Did they
vote for that movie or did they vote against this movie?
Because it made a patriotism and loving America it's prime function.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm sure we don't even have to answer this question.
But why do you think so many of Harvey Weinstein's
movies got awards? Oh? Boy, now that you know, people
didn't even watch them. People didn't even want boy. Now
you know it had to do with sex and blackmail
and extortion and all the worst things in Hollywood. Well,
I didn't want to get held down again and raped
in a hotel room late at night by Harvey Weinstein.
(12:34):
So I guess the Oscar goes to whatever piece of
crap movie he produced this year. Listen, I get it.
You know a lot of these movies are garbage. I
wouldn't want to watch them either, But you chose that career.
You know. It's our job to get up every morning
and figure out what happened in Yemen yesterday and then
write a bad joke about it. That's what we chose
to do. We didn't choose to review movies for a living.
(12:56):
You did. Can't you just do your job.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
That can't do it.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
You have the easiest job. You can't even do the
job easier than this. I mean, I don't know. It's
watching movies and then deciding who gets an award.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Maybe it's a tie.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
For the second time this morning, I've stumbled across something
that is embarrassing to Politico. Earlier we were talking about
how Politico k fab or what do they call it,
the thing where they're accusing Donald Trump of using fake
pro wrestling tactics k fabe, while yeah, while simultaneously doing
doing it themselves. Now we learn Ryan Lizza, the pencil
(13:30):
necked leftist credibly accused of misconduct with two women, has
been fired from Politico. Politico has gotten rid of one
of the top dogs over there because apparently he was
involved in some sexual misconduct. This guy was at one
point a Russian collusion hoaster, beloved by the media, worked
at all the biggest news outlets New York Magazine, CNN, Esquire, GQ,
(13:52):
New Republic, the New Yorker. Well, now it turns out
this guy that accused Donald Trump of trying to grab
p Wards was doing it himself.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Is that right? Shocker? If you didn't know how the
world works. You just shocked. Yeah, I mean that it
works once again.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The guy accusing you of doing stuff, he's the one
that's been doing it all along. And nobody went to
see Wedding Banquet this past weekend. Mister Kenneth, you're probably
the only one that even knows what this is. It's
a gender queer, super woke gay remake of a movie
from thirty years ago. They took a movie called Wedding Banquet.
They redid the movie, but they changed the plot line,
(14:27):
so this time it's about a group of cohabitating queer
friends who are illegal immigrants trying to secure a green
card and raise enough money to get IVF treatments before
their student visa expires. So they just modernized it, that's all.
It didn't even make a million dollars in a whole
would it. They put it in twelve hundred movie theaters
around the country.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Is there a celebrity attached to it? A big star,
any big names?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Bow and Yang from Saturday Night lives in it among
other people.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
No, doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
The same weekend they re released the movie Pride and Prejudice.
That's the I watched it. It's that Jane Austen film,
and that movie trumped it a twenty five year old
re release of a movie had made four times as much.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Trumped these days in a positive you only have to
say it if it's negative.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Dude, Pride and Prejudice was one of the funniest movies
I ever saw. You laughed out loud that I could
not stop laughing during this movie. I had such a
good time. I went with a girl who tried to
catfish may.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Kind of like when Jerry Seinfeld was making out during
Schindler's List.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It is a lot like that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, that's that's not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I met a girl on a dating app. This is
a couple weeks back, and she asked me to go
see this movie with her, and I show up and
this girl looked like Jay Leno. It was like, who
you do? You do not look like your photos? Did
you think I wasn't gonna notice? Isn't that the weirdest thing? Like,
just pick accurate pictures. I mean, they could be flattering,
but they shouldn't be misleading.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Maybe she was hoping that you would look past something
like that given the opportunity to enjoy her sparkling personality.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So we get to the movie.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
You have a spark personality.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
No, she was the one. Do you remember I told
you there was a girl who in the middle of
the movie, because it was the rooftop cinema was the
outdoor theater, she goes, look, there's an eclipse and there
was no eclipse that it's just a crescent moon. So
she was ugly and m have that going on right now?
So that must have been a month ago, right, well,
an take. I thought it was two weeks ago, maybe more.
I don't know when it was. Anyway, it was a
(16:21):
minute ago. We get to the movie theater and she's.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Ugly, and I'm about to watch what I think it
can be crush one way and the other way. When
it goes this way, it covers up and then it
goes that way and it's a crash on on the
other side. So it could have been two weeks You're
probably right.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Did you just islamus? Huh? Did you just go full
Muslim crescent moon? You're only explaining the crescent moon like
you're some kind of a what are they called an
e moom? Yet?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, that's not it.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I didn't think you were. I just thought it'd be
interesting to see how you'd reacted.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I was trying to actually defend you, take up for you.
But you go ahead now you jump on him. No,
you're right, No, he's right. You were defending me, and
I accused you of being a Muslim. That's like the
third worst thing you could be. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
But there's this new Hampshire State rap named Jonah Wheeler.
He's twenty two years old. He is a young black progressive.
He supports all the progressive causes you name it, Medicaid,
Medicare for all, transgender, this and that and all these
different things. Clean cut looking communist, a handsome guy by
(17:21):
leftist standards. And he's being accused of being a puppet
of the right because he doesn't think we should go
down to Central America and bring back gang medals.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
He's okay with They're all right with him on everything else,
but that one thing.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
And he was also they said he was too critical
of the trans Well.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Isn't that what they say about Fetterman?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Right, they don't like Fetterman now because he's got that
one thing he.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Disagrees with Israel. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
And I think the squad in general, and I know
some of that is because of Israel. But yeah, he's.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Not full blown lunatic, he's just lib Well, speaking of
black progressives, Kareem Jean Pierre's a job.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, what's she doing?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
She has landed a new gig out of the White
House as the Grand Marshal of the New York City
Pride Parade. I don't really know. This is gonna be
a long time gig.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It sounds like it pays much.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
It will be among those She will be at the
Big Apples Famed Annual Parade this year as the leading
star of the whole shebang. She can be right out
there in the front. Who wouldn't love to come on
out and see the former White House Press Secretary sit
in a car and wave with the crowd.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well, that she's gotta be some entertainment right there. Did
you know she's fifty years old? She does look good.
I didn't know her age, but yeah, she.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Was the first black woman to serve as Press secretary
and the first openly lesbian and that makes her very important.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You know you're not fall from fifty these days yourself, son, Yeah,
I know you all have to start thinking, Oh, thinking
about fifty a little different than you do now, No, No,
old fifty and is she still alive and still look decent? Now?
One of these days fifty is gonna be just right. Well,
you know my secret about lying about your age. Don't
go down, go up right. Everyone goes down. They're like, oh,
(18:59):
I'm thirty, and it's like you look forty five. It's like, well,
actually i'm forty eight, and it's like, okay, don't do that. Instead,
lie go up a decade and people will go, wow,
you look amazing. Did you have that printedable on a
T shirt? Don't go down, go up?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah. When they go low, we go high. Yeah. Well
I remember hearing that before.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I wouldn't wear that on a date.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
No, don't go down, don't go oh, just saying I
get what you're doing, all right, everybody. Jd. Vance is
issuing a stern ultimatum to Russia and Ukraine for peace negotiations.
He's like, listen, if you guys can't behave yourselves, JD
Vance is gonna come down here and force you to
apologize about that. Jad He said, I'm gonna write another book.
(19:40):
I'm gonna get Ron Howard to direct the movie. Ye,
you're gonna have to watch it on Netflix, and we're
all gonna pretend it's a really good movie that explains
the twenty sixteen election, even though we know it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Did you see the movie, Jo Billy, I watched it.
Did you Did you read the book?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
No? Obviously not. I know.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Did you read the book? I purchase the book.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Read it, I own it. But no, I didn't read it.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Then neither I started it, and it just did not
make me want to turn the page.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
One thing about books about like depressing white trash people
is I don't need to read a book about that.
I mean, just look at me.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I know I work with them. I mean that's I mean,
I know them exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Why wouldn't read a book about my life? What would
be the point?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Did you need a lot of paint chips when you
were a kid?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Why?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Walton M.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
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