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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is one of John's favorite bands.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Huh is that to Sleep at the Wheel.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
John's the guy that invented this radio show. For those
who don't know, he's not physically here anymore, but he's
always spiritually with us, and uh, yeah, he loved this
band to Sleep at the Wheel, You bit you. This
is as Texas as the Alamo. This is as Texas
as a brisket taco right here. This is as tes
texan as a as a as an icy margarita sitting
(00:26):
on the beach on South Padre Island.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It just works for me. Not too shabby, eh, except
the wind blows and the sand gets in your margarita.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You know it's weird is that people that go to
Burning Man they put sand in their food on purpose. Yeah,
when they're not at Burning Man, because it reminds him
of being at the That's how I know I'll never
be one of those people.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I thought you were going to go back next year.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, I've been crystal clear about the fact I'm never
probably ever gonna I'm not gonna do it next year
probably yepe maybe someday, but not again anytime soon. That's
not a thing. I want in my life every year.
It's a lot of work. It's too it was interesting once.
I'm glad I went once. I'll never go again. I
mean I never say never, but I think it's very
unlikely i'll yeah it again anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Well, you have the update on Chicago over the weekend.
You know, it's very safe. Everything's good there. Nobody's in
any danger at all. I mean, if they were, I'm
sure the elected officials would protect the citizenry and do
everything they could to keep them safe. But this past
weekend we'd heard you know, six eighteen. Well it always
(01:29):
climbs a little bit on Mondays, don't it. Now it
was a nineteen shot, seven killed, and I got to
tell you the the killed to wounded ratio way higher
this past weekend than usual.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I don't know if they're practicing more, I doubt it.
If they're just do you know, maybe the price of
bullets went down.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Now, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
I gotta think the fentanyl was just push to the
right spot of their vein that day, and they were
shooting the gun in the right direction and that's all
that was.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Age of the victims is always interesting because there's always
a child or a teen, you know, somebody up in there.
Victim ages range from fifteen to fifty seven on the shootings. Huh,
criminals are stupid coming up cause well they are. And
sometimes it's just you know, you get mad at criminals
(02:27):
and you want to, you know, you want to, you know,
get get them by the neck and throttle them and
they do their crime and stuff. But we got a
we had a laugh every now and then and just
realize that the smart ones are the ones that are
getting away with it, but the stupid ones are the
ones we get to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
But first we take you to Baton Rouge, where we
learn about a man who raped a four year old
and gave her an STD Oh god no, and then
was released from jail a short time later.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Of course, he kind of person releases.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That kind of I don't know what, the kind of
person that's sympathetic to people who look like pineapples. See
the haircut on this.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Skuyd does look kind of like a pineapple.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It's only twenty five, but is well known to Baton
Rouge police, causing problems over the years, spelled out in
a plethora of paperwork plethora filed with the nineteen Judicial
District Court.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's extremely frustrating. Baton Rouge Police Chief TJ.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Moore sat down with us Friday, expressing frustration after the
same man is now accused of raping a small child.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
We've arrested him six times over the last six seven years.
He's everything from firearm charges to domestic abuse, battery, violation
of protective orders. He's currently on probation, supervised probation.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I am not mentally it still gets let out. I
am not emotionally stable enough to listen to that say.
This makes me physically angry. This makes me want to
want to express myself physically in a manner in which
who will demonstrate my anger? And I just it's not healthy.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Who let him out? A local? Uh, that name should
be publicized. We should know who let him out and
make them responsible, like who was it yesterday? Come up
with the bill they want to, you know, make a law.
You judges that let these criminals out, you're gonna have
(04:28):
to be responsible for their actions after that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Let's see if I can get the answer here for
you using my trustee UH search engine and software. We're
asking the question which ben Rouge area judge released here
we go. Uh, yeah, it doesn't really.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Uh interesting, they don't want that information out there. Hmm
wonder why.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, I'll tell you what. We'll follow up on it.
Stick around. Let's see, is that was that suspect's named
Anthony James Jalks Junior, accused of raping a four year
old who tested positive for clement Uh, let's see. It
doesn't say which judge though. That's what's weird.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We'll follow it. We'll continue to learn about it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
If it's important to you, it's important to me. I
bet it's important to the listeners. We're gonna get an
answer I would like to know. Look at them.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What I find really odd about this is that they
seem to be hiding that name because you should have
been able to find it.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, they don't want you to know. Anthony Jelks Junior.
That's the suspect's name. Arrested September eighth, twenty twenty five,
first degree rape. Let's see, the child was taken to
our Lady of Lake Regional Medical Center complaining of redness
and irritation. Sexual assault nurse examined the child. Exactly what
you think would have happened there. And the guy was
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previously investigated no remember twenty twenty two for indecent behavior
to a nine year old attempting to solicit lude photos
via Instagram. Look yuck. There's just a handful of things
I'll never understand, even the foot thing. It kind of
makes more sense to me than this, and I find
feet to be disgusting.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Especially your own.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
But kids, ugh, Oh, there is no pit in Hell
deep enough for this vile human excrement. Throw him in there,
the crispiest place in hell. That is where these people belong,
and nowhere else. And I, I don't know. I lose
sleep over this stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And it's a very short story that they've written for
the TV station news. Child brought to you know, the
the hospital and told them that this guy pulled her
pants down and did things to her. It's very short,
it's like six paragraphs long. Nothing in there about why
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he might be released.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I hope God does not have mercy on this man's soul,
goes straight to hell. Do not collect two hundred dollars,
don't waste Saint Peter's time. That's this is why hell exists.
There's no other answer to that. Equation makes you want
to vomit all over the place, makes you want to
vomit up breakfast. Yeah, just sickening now anyway, this is
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why we go to church, kids, you know. All right,
let's get something to get the taste out of that
from removed from your mouth. Fermented peaches in a dumpster
from a Kentucky moonshine distillery ended up getting eaten. This
is adorable by a baby raccoon. The baby, the baby
raccoon was dangerously drunk. There's video and video. Fortunately there
(07:24):
was a nurse named Misty Combs. That's a cute name
for a raccoon nurse nearby Misty.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh bad, I'm already feeling at You.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Love a good nurse, don't you something about They know
where the nerve endings are? Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
They just love to help. They don't mind getting a
little gross living on.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
The Yeah, they have to look at that cute little
drunk Look at the drunk raccoon. Adorable. Hang on, well,
you gotta watch you're moving the screen too fast. Let
me play the audio first. You can't see it yet here.
If I play that, we're gonna have to watch an
ad Yeah, I know there's no time for that. I'll
show you in a minute. But here's Misty talking about
giving the raccoon CPR.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
So part of me is right beside of Kentucky, Miss Moonshine.
They had put some fermented peaches in their dumpster, and
I guess the two baby raccoons had got into the
dumpster and they were stuck. Everybody that was a renal
was like, it's dead. I mean, it's just not gonna
make it. Immediately, I just started doing CPR on it.
(08:21):
I was tickled to death that he was able to
join its mom again, That poor little rat coon.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I hope it stays out the dumpster.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
That's a thing in the news today. That's so much
better than the other terrible thing we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Mister ow, what's wrong? I didn't really? Uh uh?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You didn't like Misty's voice? Was that what was wrong?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
She took a little bit of the steam out of me.
Why you know what when I heard that little accent, Oh,
I love a Kentucky accent.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
What do you like, mar the Texas accent, the Kentucky
accent or the Georgia accent?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
What do I mean Texas accent? We ain't gonna no accent.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
You got an accent, for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Nobody Texas got accent. The rest of y'all do, though.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
People in Texas have won. The Southern accent in Texas
is different than the Southern accent enjoy because.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Texas isn't technically the South, It's it's Texas. The South
starts over there and goes east.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
And Joe just kind of this slow drawl that makes
it sound like molasses is coming out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
When I hear stuff like that, I just think somebody's
probably putting together a noose right now. No, no, no way,
y'all be.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Acting No, We're just going to erect across in your
front wan and have a bonfire.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Hurt because these people they are crazy because they always
talk about how Christian they is.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Y I don't know how many am on that side.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network, I'm bad journalism.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It was a poorly written report. I want to make
something clear. We were just talking about this guy, Anthony Jelks,
who raped a four year old the report. The report
makes it sound like he was released after the crime.
They meant in the article that he was released a
short time ago for a different crime. Now he's been
captured again, so the good news.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
All right. So that's why we couldn't find a judge's
name that released him after that, because that didn't happen. Yeah,
but you have been a resident of the Baton Rouge
jail system more than once in his lifetime.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I think the thing we should have taken away from
this what they were trying to say in the article
that was poorly written, was that he shouldn't have been
on the streets in the first place, exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Plus he was investigated in November of twenty twenty two
for indecent behavior with a nine year old and this
kind of thing continues to happen, and I'm pretty sure
they realized that isn't that they're not capable of rehabilitating
(10:43):
people with this kind of horrible, freakish desire.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
All right, speaking of horrible freaks, I'll never understand this.
The environmentalists and the Islamo fascists. When did they become friends.
It's like what it was like Queers for Palaste. It's
a group of people you would think't there's nothing about
is Lamo fascism that's good for the environment. Yet weirdly,
Greta Thunberg is fully on board for Team Hamas and
(11:12):
with that in mind, we tell you this, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
If they blew her up or something didn't, I.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Well, you're getting ahead of me. Here in a development
that shared a land the voyage. In the next volume
of Astonishing Tales of the Sea, the flotilla carrying activist
Greta Thunberg, famous for saying how dare you has been
caught fire in what the crew alleged was a drone attack.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
But did they do something to Oh no, she was
on a boat, a flotilla a month or two ago.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Is this the same one the Global Summed flotilla. One
of the vessels was struck by an incendiary device and
caught fire, according to the report. I have no idea
if that's true. That's just what they're saying. But not
so fast, according to my report. Before long, conflicting reports
began to filter in that called into question any drone attack.
The BBC reports the govern of Tunisia denied that there
(12:02):
was any drone activity in the area at the time.
And if you can't trust Tunisia.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well obviously have you seen Greta's most recent photos and
her hairstyle.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Not to mention the other thing in that picture. You're
not seeing the thing we're all seeing, are you.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I I just saw her hair.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I saw her weird hair. Did you not see her
autistic cleavage? It was all over the place. Oh god, no,
I didn't even think to glance. It's very weird that
they're sexualizing her. I find that strange. It's like, yeah,
because she's creepy to me. She looks like Smeegel or something,
and like, you know, it'd be great on her, a
(12:41):
boyish haircut with a froggy hat and then put her jugs,
smash her jugs together and put her You've not seen
the picture. It's all over the internet. People don't want
to look at that.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
There's a grown woman. I mean, she could put her
cleavage on the internet. She wants to people do.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, but it's gross. Yeah, it grosses me out. There
are very few moments where I understand gay guys. But
I'll tell you why. Look at Greta Thunberg waddling around
on the deck of that flotilla with her jugs hanging out.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Look, I love it when you look her up on
the internet. First thing, it says Greta Thunberg, Swedish climate activist. Well, okay,
maybe climate activist, but has no qualifications to be a
climate activist of any kind. When she was sixteen years old,
(13:29):
she had the world paying attention to her. She is
not a scientist. She reads from a script that somebody
else wrote, and she got just tons of media coverage.
In the meantime, actual climate scientists publishing scientific books and papers.
They are all telling you this is a hoax that
(13:51):
gets no media coverage whatsoever. It kind of seems like
that they have decided to tell you a story, and
that's the only side you get to hear.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The only thing you get to hear is the propaganda
version of the story.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
The reason I didn't notice cleavage is because this is
the picture I saw of her hair, and she's wearing
a T shirt. There's no cleavage and a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
When women cut their hair like that with the bangs,
it's so awful. They are making a decision. The decision
they're making is I don't ever want men to like me.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well, she got that settled.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
How do you make yourself as unattractive as possible give
yourself a haircut that looks like Jim Carrey's co star
in the movie Dumb and Dumber.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yet that's where I recognize it from. Yes, it's such
a weird like who Jeff Daniel's hair? Who told her
to look that way?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And by the way, ladies, if you have a friend
in your life, a girlfriend or something that tells you
that you look cute with your hair like that, your
friend hates you. She doesn't ever want you. She wants
everywhere you go. She wants to be prettier than you.
That's why she's telling you that.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You can see why she might be leaning into this
hub Muslim stuff. Yeah, they need to cover her up.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Are you looking at what I'm looking on the screen
over here?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
They should cover her up with one of them he
jobs where all you see is a little slot for
her eyes, and she'd still look crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I've got it on the screen, mister, ol. Can you
explain what we're looking at? There's a froggy hat.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's a froggy hat.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Shh.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
It's sort of like she's a child and she's an
adult at the time.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
See, I don't even my eyes don't drift down there
unless directed.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But now I see, how do you miss that? They're
not small. No, but what she looks like.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's it's a shirt that has a collar up high
around the neck and I'm thinking, where where's the cleavage?
And then if you'll notice a little further down, there's
like almost like a heart shaped cutout in the middle
of her shirt.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It's so cool that her.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Boobs can be, you know, squished together and look like
they're pouring out of the hole in the shirt like this,
it's rising in the oven.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
There is an interesting question to be asked here. It's
an question of ethics and morality both at the same time.
Should mentally challenged people be allowed to have sex? And
I think the answer is pretty obvious. Men, yes, women know, okay, obviously.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Look, all we're saying is that we want representation. Okay,
if Republicans are going to have beautiful girls with perfect
in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too. You know,
we want ugly, fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long
ass fake nails, being loud and torking on top of
a cop car at a waffle house because they didn't
get extra catchup. You know, just because we're the party
(16:39):
of ugly people doesn't mean we can't be featured in ads. Okay,
and I know most of us are too fat to
wear jeans, are too ugly to go outside, but we
want representation.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Welton and Johnson Radio Network
This is one of John's favorite bands.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Huh is that to Sleep at the Wheel.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
John's the guy that invented this radio show. For those
who don't know, he's not physically here anymore, but he's
always spiritually with us, and uh, yeah, he loved this
band to Sleep at the Wheel, You bit you. This
is as Texas as the Alamo. This is as Texas
as a brisket taco right here. This is as tes
texan as a as a as an icy margarita sitting
(00:26):
on the beach on South Padre Island.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It just works for me. Not too shabby, eh, except
the wind blows and the sand gets in your margarita.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You know it's weird is that people that go to
Burning Man they put sand in their food on purpose. Yeah,
when they're not at Burning Man, because it reminds him
of being at the That's how I know I'll never
be one of those people.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I thought you were going to go back next year.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, I've been crystal clear about the fact I'm never
probably ever gonna I'm not gonna do it next year
probably yepe maybe someday, but not again anytime soon. That's
not a thing. I want in my life every year.
It's a lot of work. It's too it was interesting once.
I'm glad I went once. I'll never go again. I
mean I never say never, but I think it's very
unlikely i'll yeah it again anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Well, you have the update on Chicago over the weekend.
You know, it's very safe. Everything's good there. Nobody's in
any danger at all. I mean, if they were, I'm
sure the elected officials would protect the citizenry and do
everything they could to keep them safe. But this past
weekend we'd heard you know, six eighteen. Well it always
(01:29):
climbs a little bit on Mondays, don't it. Now it
was a nineteen shot, seven killed, and I got to
tell you the the killed to wounded ratio way higher
this past weekend than usual.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I don't know if they're practicing more, I doubt it.
If they're just do you know, maybe the price of
bullets went down.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Now, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
I gotta think the fentanyl was just push to the
right spot of their vein that day, and they were
shooting the gun in the right direction and that's all
that was.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Age of the victims is always interesting because there's always
a child or a teen, you know, somebody up in there.
Victim ages range from fifteen to fifty seven on the shootings. Huh,
criminals are stupid coming up cause well they are. And
sometimes it's just you know, you get mad at criminals
(02:27):
and you want to, you know, you want to, you know,
get get them by the neck and throttle them and
they do their crime and stuff. But we got a
we had a laugh every now and then and just
realize that the smart ones are the ones that are
getting away with it, but the stupid ones are the
ones we get to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
But first we take you to Baton Rouge, where we
learn about a man who raped a four year old
and gave her an STD Oh god no, and then
was released from jail a short time later.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Of course, he kind of person releases.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That kind of I don't know what, the kind of
person that's sympathetic to people who look like pineapples. See
the haircut on this.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Skuyd does look kind of like a pineapple.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It's only twenty five, but is well known to Baton
Rouge police, causing problems over the years, spelled out in
a plethora of paperwork plethora filed with the nineteen Judicial
District Court.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's extremely frustrating. Baton Rouge Police Chief TJ.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Moore sat down with us Friday, expressing frustration after the
same man is now accused of raping a small child.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
We've arrested him six times over the last six seven years.
He's everything from firearm charges to domestic abuse, battery, violation
of protective orders. He's currently on probation, supervised probation.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I am not mentally it still gets let out. I
am not emotionally stable enough to listen to that say.
This makes me physically angry. This makes me want to
want to express myself physically in a manner in which
who will demonstrate my anger? And I just it's not healthy.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Who let him out? A local? Uh, that name should
be publicized. We should know who let him out and
make them responsible, like who was it yesterday? Come up
with the bill they want to, you know, make a law.
You judges that let these criminals out, you're gonna have
(04:28):
to be responsible for their actions after that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Let's see if I can get the answer here for
you using my trustee UH search engine and software. We're
asking the question which ben Rouge area judge released here
we go. Uh, yeah, it doesn't really.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Uh interesting, they don't want that information out there. Hmm
wonder why.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, I'll tell you what. We'll follow up on it.
Stick around. Let's see, is that was that suspect's named
Anthony James Jalks Junior, accused of raping a four year
old who tested positive for clement Uh, let's see. It
doesn't say which judge though. That's what's weird.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We'll follow it. We'll continue to learn about it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
If it's important to you, it's important to me. I
bet it's important to the listeners. We're gonna get an
answer I would like to know. Look at them.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What I find really odd about this is that they
seem to be hiding that name because you should have
been able to find it.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, they don't want you to know. Anthony Jelks Junior.
That's the suspect's name. Arrested September eighth, twenty twenty five,
first degree rape. Let's see, the child was taken to
our Lady of Lake Regional Medical Center complaining of redness
and irritation. Sexual assault nurse examined the child. Exactly what
you think would have happened there. And the guy was
(05:42):
previously investigated no remember twenty twenty two for indecent behavior
to a nine year old attempting to solicit lude photos
via Instagram. Look yuck. There's just a handful of things
I'll never understand, even the foot thing. It kind of
makes more sense to me than this, and I find
feet to be disgusting.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Especially your own.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
But kids, ugh, Oh, there is no pit in Hell
deep enough for this vile human excrement. Throw him in there,
the crispiest place in hell. That is where these people belong,
and nowhere else. And I, I don't know. I lose
sleep over this stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And it's a very short story that they've written for
the TV station news. Child brought to you know, the
the hospital and told them that this guy pulled her
pants down and did things to her. It's very short,
it's like six paragraphs long. Nothing in there about why
(06:40):
he might be released.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I hope God does not have mercy on this man's soul,
goes straight to hell. Do not collect two hundred dollars,
don't waste Saint Peter's time. That's this is why hell exists.
There's no other answer to that. Equation makes you want
to vomit all over the place, makes you want to
vomit up breakfast. Yeah, just sickening now anyway, this is
(07:03):
why we go to church, kids, you know. All right,
let's get something to get the taste out of that
from removed from your mouth. Fermented peaches in a dumpster
from a Kentucky moonshine distillery ended up getting eaten. This
is adorable by a baby raccoon. The baby, the baby
raccoon was dangerously drunk. There's video and video. Fortunately there
(07:24):
was a nurse named Misty Combs. That's a cute name
for a raccoon nurse nearby Misty.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh bad, I'm already feeling at You.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Love a good nurse, don't you something about They know
where the nerve endings are? Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
They just love to help. They don't mind getting a
little gross living on.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
The Yeah, they have to look at that cute little
drunk Look at the drunk raccoon. Adorable. Hang on, well,
you gotta watch you're moving the screen too fast. Let
me play the audio first. You can't see it yet here.
If I play that, we're gonna have to watch an
ad Yeah, I know there's no time for that. I'll
show you in a minute. But here's Misty talking about
giving the raccoon CPR.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
So part of me is right beside of Kentucky, Miss Moonshine.
They had put some fermented peaches in their dumpster, and
I guess the two baby raccoons had got into the
dumpster and they were stuck. Everybody that was a renal
was like, it's dead. I mean, it's just not gonna
make it. Immediately, I just started doing CPR on it.
(08:21):
I was tickled to death that he was able to
join its mom again, That poor little rat coon.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I hope it stays out the dumpster.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
That's a thing in the news today. That's so much
better than the other terrible thing we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Mister ow, what's wrong? I didn't really? Uh uh?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You didn't like Misty's voice? Was that what was wrong?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
She took a little bit of the steam out of me.
Why you know what when I heard that little accent, Oh,
I love a Kentucky accent.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
What do you like, mar the Texas accent, the Kentucky
accent or the Georgia accent?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
What do I mean Texas accent? We ain't gonna no accent.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
You got an accent, for sure.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Nobody Texas got accent. The rest of y'all do, though.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
People in Texas have won. The Southern accent in Texas
is different than the Southern accent enjoy because.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Texas isn't technically the South, It's it's Texas. The South
starts over there and goes east.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
And Joe just kind of this slow drawl that makes
it sound like molasses is coming out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
When I hear stuff like that, I just think somebody's
probably putting together a noose right now. No, no, no way,
y'all be.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Acting No, We're just going to erect across in your
front wan and have a bonfire.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Hurt because these people they are crazy because they always
talk about how Christian they is.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Y I don't know how many am on that side.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network, I'm bad journalism.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It was a poorly written report. I want to make
something clear. We were just talking about this guy, Anthony Jelks,
who raped a four year old the report. The report
makes it sound like he was released after the crime.
They meant in the article that he was released a
short time ago for a different crime. Now he's been
captured again, so the good news.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
All right. So that's why we couldn't find a judge's
name that released him after that, because that didn't happen. Yeah,
but you have been a resident of the Baton Rouge
jail system more than once in his lifetime.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I think the thing we should have taken away from
this what they were trying to say in the article
that was poorly written, was that he shouldn't have been
on the streets in the first place, exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Plus he was investigated in November of twenty twenty two
for indecent behavior with a nine year old and this
kind of thing continues to happen, and I'm pretty sure
they realized that isn't that they're not capable of rehabilitating
(10:43):
people with this kind of horrible, freakish desire.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
All right, speaking of horrible freaks, I'll never understand this.
The environmentalists and the Islamo fascists. When did they become friends.
It's like what it was like Queers for Palaste. It's
a group of people you would think't there's nothing about
is Lamo fascism that's good for the environment. Yet weirdly,
Greta Thunberg is fully on board for Team Hamas and
(11:12):
with that in mind, we tell you this, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
If they blew her up or something didn't, I.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Well, you're getting ahead of me. Here in a development
that shared a land the voyage. In the next volume
of Astonishing Tales of the Sea, the flotilla carrying activist
Greta Thunberg, famous for saying how dare you has been
caught fire in what the crew alleged was a drone attack.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
But did they do something to Oh no, she was
on a boat, a flotilla a month or two ago.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Is this the same one the Global Summed flotilla. One
of the vessels was struck by an incendiary device and
caught fire, according to the report. I have no idea
if that's true. That's just what they're saying. But not
so fast, according to my report. Before long, conflicting reports
began to filter in that called into question any drone attack.
The BBC reports the govern of Tunisia denied that there
(12:02):
was any drone activity in the area at the time.
And if you can't trust Tunisia.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well obviously have you seen Greta's most recent photos and
her hairstyle.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Not to mention the other thing in that picture. You're
not seeing the thing we're all seeing, are you.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I I just saw her hair.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I saw her weird hair. Did you not see her
autistic cleavage? It was all over the place. Oh god, no,
I didn't even think to glance. It's very weird that
they're sexualizing her. I find that strange. It's like, yeah,
because she's creepy to me. She looks like Smeegel or something,
and like, you know, it'd be great on her, a
(12:41):
boyish haircut with a froggy hat and then put her jugs,
smash her jugs together and put her You've not seen
the picture. It's all over the internet. People don't want
to look at that.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
There's a grown woman. I mean, she could put her
cleavage on the internet. She wants to people do.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, but it's gross. Yeah, it grosses me out. There
are very few moments where I understand gay guys. But
I'll tell you why. Look at Greta Thunberg waddling around
on the deck of that flotilla with her jugs hanging out.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Look, I love it when you look her up on
the internet. First thing, it says Greta Thunberg, Swedish climate activist. Well, okay,
maybe climate activist, but has no qualifications to be a
climate activist of any kind. When she was sixteen years old,
(13:29):
she had the world paying attention to her. She is
not a scientist. She reads from a script that somebody
else wrote, and she got just tons of media coverage.
In the meantime, actual climate scientists publishing scientific books and papers.
They are all telling you this is a hoax that
(13:51):
gets no media coverage whatsoever. It kind of seems like
that they have decided to tell you a story, and
that's the only side you get to hear.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The only thing you get to hear is the propaganda
version of the story.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
The reason I didn't notice cleavage is because this is
the picture I saw of her hair, and she's wearing
a T shirt. There's no cleavage and a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
When women cut their hair like that with the bangs,
it's so awful. They are making a decision. The decision
they're making is I don't ever want men to like me.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well, she got that settled.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
How do you make yourself as unattractive as possible give
yourself a haircut that looks like Jim Carrey's co star
in the movie Dumb and Dumber.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yet that's where I recognize it from. Yes, it's such
a weird like who Jeff Daniel's hair? Who told her
to look that way?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And by the way, ladies, if you have a friend
in your life, a girlfriend or something that tells you
that you look cute with your hair like that, your
friend hates you. She doesn't ever want you. She wants
everywhere you go. She wants to be prettier than you.
That's why she's telling you that.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You can see why she might be leaning into this
hub Muslim stuff. Yeah, they need to cover her up.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Are you looking at what I'm looking on the screen
over here?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
They should cover her up with one of them he
jobs where all you see is a little slot for
her eyes, and she'd still look crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I've got it on the screen, mister, ol. Can you
explain what we're looking at? There's a froggy hat.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's a froggy hat.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Shh.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
It's sort of like she's a child and she's an
adult at the time.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
See, I don't even my eyes don't drift down there
unless directed.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But now I see, how do you miss that? They're
not small. No, but what she looks like.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's it's a shirt that has a collar up high
around the neck and I'm thinking, where where's the cleavage?
And then if you'll notice a little further down, there's
like almost like a heart shaped cutout in the middle
of her shirt.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It's so cool that her.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Boobs can be, you know, squished together and look like
they're pouring out of the hole in the shirt like this,
it's rising in the oven.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
There is an interesting question to be asked here. It's
an question of ethics and morality both at the same time.
Should mentally challenged people be allowed to have sex? And
I think the answer is pretty obvious. Men, yes, women know, okay, obviously.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Look, all we're saying is that we want representation. Okay,
if Republicans are going to have beautiful girls with perfect
in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too. You know,
we want ugly, fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long
ass fake nails, being loud and torking on top of
a cop car at a waffle house because they didn't
get extra catchup. You know, just because we're the party
(16:39):
of ugly people doesn't mean we can't be featured in ads. Okay,
and I know most of us are too fat to
wear jeans, are too ugly to go outside, but we
want representation.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
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