Smithsonian Becoming Too Woke - THU 8.1

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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Tweets.

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I was not tweeting, I was reading about Oklahoma. And
you know what I don't. I don't think we give
Oklahoma nearly enough attention in the in the news world. Besides,
you know, their college football and of course that kick
ass softball that program they got there.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
We do have a lot of listeners there tuning into
our Fort Smith affiliate. We certainly should acknowledge them. They're
they're good listeners.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oklahoma has just announced they are implementing the America First
certification tests for teachers because they got teachers moving to
Oklahoma from a bunch of liberal states and they want
to make sure they're not over here teaching these Oklahoma
kids a bunch of liberal lunatic nonsense.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well, okay, give me an example. What's going on. Why
are they moving and what are they teach?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, you know why they're moving, moving out of these
well like California. All of a sudden, you got school
teachers moving into Oklahoma. They want to teach your kids. Well,
you know what I'm teaching that California crap, do you no?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You sure tell? But of course, the curriculum in Oklahoma.
The curriculum, I don't think the teachers get to decide,
do they.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Know they want to make sure that they're not you know,
kind of easing off, like uh sneaking it in the
primary goal of the test to ensure incoming educators are
aligned with Oklahoma's conservative values and standards. Yet a tip
of a hat to Oklahoma. Oh my god, I like now.
I was hoping to find some of the test questions.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
They said.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
The test will include questions about American history and historical events.
Make sure they're not reinterpreting the way they have at
the Smithsonian Institute.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I heard all right. Donald Trump has been criticizing the
Smithsonian Museums in Washington, DC because they're too woke. And
while I think he might be a little hyperbolic, he's
not wrong. No, he ain't wrong. I've been to those
museums before they got Julia Child's kitchen in there, and
they got you know, the first computer insteads of interesting,
some of it's about American exceptionalism, but an awful lot

(01:56):
of it is sort of a White Gill topology for
all the things we so supposedly did it wrong. Yes,
of course, a lot of it's about slavery and Jim
Crow and the saying home, I just don't need it.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
They going to they, especially with teachers moving to Oklahoma
from California and New York, they will have to pass.
The Republican dominated state's top education official says they've designed
this to safeguard against the radical, lunatic left way of thinking.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Mister Kenneth, I've been playing the Oklahoma instrumental from the
Broadway Musical in the background. Do you think people in
Oklahoma like this or hate it? I don't even think
they noticed. But you noticed? Well I picked up all that.
You're tapping your feet over there are there's no singing.
You look like totally stiffed from the waist up, But
then from the waist down, I see you doing foot choreography. Well, yeah,
it's early. How many Broadway musical choreographic routines have you

(02:52):
memorized all of them? What? Of course, when do you
have time to do that? Oh? If it's important, you'll
make time, all right? Can I make time for something
I'm really passionate about today? Why are you so gay
for space?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
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Speaker 2 (03:11):
My buddy and I are planning a camping trip, and
he told me we need to pack like little mini
packages of stuff so we don't get the dust from
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it to me, he's like, you know, like in space.
And as soon as he said that, my eyes lit up, like,
I gotta get space. Yeah, I gotta get tiny little
packages a trail mixed fast.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
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Speaker 2 (03:40):
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(04:23):
Reports twofold. First, I'll give you the good news, then
I'm gonna give you the bad. The good news is this.
Acting NASA Administrator Sean Duffy says the agency will move
aside from climate change nonsense and go back to exploring
the Moon and Mars. Huh. Well about the Muslim outreach, No,
no Muslim outreach, really, no climate change. We're not gonna
build Epics city on Mars or anything like that. That's

(04:45):
not gonna be happening. Yes, we kind of reached out
to the Muslims enough. Huh. Yeah, they've got trust me.
Now they're reaching out for us. My second Gay for
Space report today. The second half of this has to
do with crime. Okay, meet ors, Is there crime in space?
No crime on Earth? Frankly, I think there's a little

(05:06):
too much of it. We take you to Colorado, Aurora,
Colorado more specifically a blue city and a blue state,
a blue enclave.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Why was it I've heard of Aurora Road before they
got famous for something.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, I think there was a mass shooting there once.
But also it's where Space Force is at, so right, yeah,
that's what this is about. That's where those little kids
in South Park are from, because they're from south Park, right, yeah,
I think you're thinking of Columbine. But we're getting off
topic here. This is a story about a gentleman named
Orist SHIRR. Orris Sure is twenty nine years old. He
was a Space Force sergeant, literally a space soldier for

(05:40):
the United States, and not long ago, some little thuglets
and I'm going to be very mean to them here,
even though they're dead, because I don't like what they did.
They tried to steal his car. Two suspected carjackers were
outside his home trying to steal his car. Orris runs
outside with a gun. Well, and what would you think
that he did? Bill? Yet? I guess he shot some
please he did? Now good? Now, here's where this gets

(06:03):
a little complicated. They saw him with the gun, they
turned their backs and started running. He shot and killed
one of them in the back. Oh no, but his
life was not being threatened at that point. To be clear,
we don't endorse that. We don't think that's okay. It's not.
But what came next is a little confusing. This guy,
who had a squeaky clean legal record, who wouldn't have
done this were he not a victim of a crime himself,

(06:25):
has been given fifty four years in prison. Uh. Hell no,
they don't send them regular murderers.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
They You could kill a bustload of children in this
world these days and not get fifty four years in prison.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
That's what's so confusing about this. It's like, this guy
wouldn't have done this if he wasn't a victim of
a crime. Right, he hadn't any history of hearing pearle?
Did he just shoot him? One of them died? The
fourteen year old died, you know, fourteen. So he's gone
to jail for fifty four years for killing a fourteen
His fault? He's fourteen?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
No? Is it his fault? He decided to steal my car? No,
it just no, just no.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Three things would have really changed the outcome of this case.
Had the fourteen year old not turned his back when
he was getting shot, obviously, Yeah, would have been a
different outcome. Had Oris to have had a better attorney,
probably would have had a different outcome. He didn't represent himself,
did he. No, he had a lawyer. But I just
feel like, if it's late at night, and I don't know, Okay,
that one's debatable, But if it's late at night, you

(07:26):
could argue I didn't know the guy turned and was running.
I thought he was running towards me. Whatever. I don't know.
I'm not his lawyer. But the third thing, and this
is the thing I really want you to understand here.
Blue city, blue state. Yeah, I'm just gonna end on that.
That's bad news, buddy. I don't think we made our point. Yeah,
stop voting Democrat. If you're a Democrat, voted Democrat and
past just remember if you like the way things are
going now with economy or safety, lack of crime or whatever,

(07:50):
things are getting better, you put a Democrat back in
office and they're gonna flip everything back the way it
used to be. That's the problem with this yo yo
election crap. We got Yeah, oh, we got a Republican
I guess we should have.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
A Democrat now to balance things out. No, no, keep
things going good. You're driving, you're moving forward. Why would
you turn around and go back four exits to just
turn around and go back the same direction again.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I don't really have a problem with having an opposition party.
But the way I see it is, we have one
party that's very moderate, common sense. The Republicans really aren't
that far to the right. The other party are full
blown communists right now, the normal popular stuff in the
Democrat Party isn't normal at all. It's you can't go
any farther to the left. And in the Republican Party,

(08:40):
which has been branded like the extremist party, I have
the extremists. Of course, they seem to support a lot
of policies the Democrats agreed with as recently as ten
or fifteen years ago. So true, and it's obvious.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
It's very obvious when we play back the clips of
the most prominent Democrats in the country right saying things
that Trump said. But now of course they're against it. Well,
we just saw the Democrats hating on Trump because he
was friendly with Putin. Yeah, but if any Democrats ever

(09:14):
been friendly with Putin. We were looking at pictures of
them earlier before the show. I don't know if you
saw that. The files still on the school video photographic evidence.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yes, we have pictures of Biden, Obama, George W. Bush,
Hillary Clinton, pretty much all of them like hugging and
embracing Vladimir Putin. You, I mean, just as friendly as
could be, giving him a political reach around, if you will.
The Democrats are really taking some strange positions right now.
First they were against immigration reform. Okay, fine, you want

(09:44):
him here for voting. Then they came out and they
were against Trump trying to fix the economy, like, wait,
you want a bad economy. Then they came out and
said they were against Trump lowering crime. Now you're four
more crimes. Yes, the Democrats are for whatever Trump's against,
and they're against anything Trump is. It's a pretty easy policy.
I don't know. Let's check with Trump and then I'll

(10:04):
tell you what I believe. But going back to this
Space Force guy that just got fifty four years for
shooting a car thief in the back, if his skin
color was different, if his gender was different, if his
sexuality was different, if the state's political popular party was different,
or if he'd have move to another state, right, any
of those things would have provided a different outcome in
that case. I am still not saying it's okay to

(10:26):
shoot a fourteen year old in the back just because
they're stealing a car. But boy, you got to admit
fifty four years to a guy that wouldn't have broken
the law had he have not been a victim of
a crime. Does seem a little abrasive?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Does it ain't right? Somebody want to do something about it?
Or I will, well, what are you gonna do? Move
to Colorado and run for governor? I can't say because
people will know it was me.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I mean, they're gonna know if you run for governor, Billy,
I no, no, I got my ways of taking care
of things. You mean, like a secret candidacy call. It
had nothing to do with voting, nothing to do with
running for reelection. Kidding me and a couple of boys,
we'll climbing truck, we'll ride it, but we'll fix things.
You're gonna break him out of jail. What the hell
are you talking about? You can do that. Billy had
one way to go. Billy had for the fourteenth time.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Easier if you wait until they put him on a
transport bush, so they go moving. Yeah, like if you
get sick, they'll taim the hospital or you want to
take him in to do this or that on the bus.
You know, much easier to break him out than trying
to bust into a prison with all those guards and everything.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Wait, I got it. This is Aurora, Colorado. Why don't
we just tell everybody he was Muslim and it was
an honor killing. Oh that's brilliant, and yes we know
that some of them are gay. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
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Speaker 2 (11:47):
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an hour and a half ago. I've been trying, but
white man just keep blocking me. Well it's too late now, smart.

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Speaker 1 (12:56):
I so uh preseason still but NFL football on tonight,
New York Giants, I believe, hosting the Patriots.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
And I know you normally don't care about Giants and Patriots.
Most people don't.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
But uh, speaking of that draft, old miss standout quarterback
Jackson Daught drafted by the Giants now here and there
behind Russell Wilson that's where he ended up with the Giants.
That British guy that tells all the jokes, that's him
and Jamis Winston. So you got Wilson's and Wilston and

(13:29):
then you got the dark all right. So he obviously, uh,
don't see a lot of playing time but his preseason
and when he has been in there, he lighting it
up for him. So they looking forward to seeing that
they smoke weed with him.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
A lot of old.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Miss fans gonna be looking at the Giants this season.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
And then tomorrow night, Dallas versus Atlanta, they're gonna kick
it in now. So for the starters, get a little
more action in the in the third preseason game.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, you gotta warm them up all that arm Nights
don't have good news.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I know.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
It's a lot of Saints fans are gonna be so happy. Uh.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Former Saints quarterback Derek Carr has found work.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh thank god he retired. He didn't find work, you
know on the field.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Trader Joe's studio analysts, you're gonna be doing the first
game of the year that it's gonna Kansas City Cheese
playing somebody in Brazil.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
He's an analyst. Didn't you say you wanted to do that,
mister Kenneth.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
At that's similar but not the exact same thing. Okay,
and the Honey Badger. You're gonna be doing a little
analyzing too. That's fantastic. What's he gonna football? Probably cool? Yeah,
so they look at that Astros have I believe they've
lost four in a row. Uh, it hadn't been looking
good lately. When they should be ramping it up. They

(14:49):
backing off now maybe they maybe they're just resting up
for the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Later today they're playing the Baltimore Oriols. I said for
the playoffs. Well, they can't play Later today they're playing
the Oriols too. I did they're light for you? You
had your shot. I think they're going to go to
the playoffs. I think they will. Guys, even on't eve
been losing lately.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
They still one and a half games ahead those theaticles Seah,
it'll be losing too.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
That's part of it, right, You're supposed to let your
guys get a little energy near the end of the season.
Braves beat the White Sox yesterday. I saw the weirdest
thing yesterday. I was staying at this nice hotel in
downtown Baton Rouge, and this guy got on the elevator
with me, and he was wearing a white Sox hat
and a white Sox shirt. And normally, I, you know,
when I see somebody from Chicago, I say hey to him,
you know, but this guy white Sox fan. He's like,

(15:36):
I don't even believe you. Do you even believe you?
And he's probably not from Chicago. I mean, if you're
from Chicago, you're probably not a White Sox fan. All Right,
this afternoon at one pm, the Rangers play the Royals.
I love an afternoon game on a weekday. That's a
great reason to skip work. Are you going, No, I'm not. No,
I don't live in Dallas. But but that's the thing
that's happening. Later day, Tommy Tuberville blasting the NFL and

(15:57):
the Vikings over the male cheerleaders. He is not a fan.
It was one thing when we just saw dudes out
there with checks, like holding them by their high knees
in the air, you could protect yeah, doing the old
bowling ball clutch. Yeah. Now that Vikings have straight up
gay dudes twerking. It's very odd. In little shorts they're
wearing daisy Dukes. I don't know, there's no reason to
be a Vikings fan this season. It's almost as gay

(16:18):
as their governor is. Oh not not even close to
that day. If you like the home run Derby this year,
well the Netflix just landed a deal with that. The
home run Derby is going to be Is that? What
didn't that already happen? Is this must be happening next year?
They mean the witch? What did we have the home
run Derby yet? I can't remember. I guess not in baseball? Yeah,
that was back to foot all stole break. That was

(16:39):
what I thought. I guess they just announced now it's
going to be on Netflix. Maybe they mean next year.
I didn't watch it. Miles Garrett made a show out
of it, right, Yeah, Well it's fun. PGA Tour returning
to the Trump National Golf Course in Miami for the
twenty twenty six championship.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
And Pumpkins Spice Lapte returns to Starbucks Tuesday next week.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
What does that have to do with sports? Let the
games begin? Huh? Yeah, mister Ow is that allowed what
you just did? I don't think that's right. Yeah. I
tend to agree with mister Owe on that you can't
just be talking about PSL's in the middle of his
sports report. I didn't even tell you what RG three said.
What he said, he's convinced that the Colts are have
decided to go with the more experienced Daniel Jones's quarterback

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as opposed to a third year QB Anthony Richardson. There.
I can't believe that. Oh my god, that's really happened.
Oh boy, well, it's still vastly more interesting than Pumpinsky' suante.
That is awful. Yeah, PSL's or Arch Manning. What would
you rather hear about? You know where Arch plays? What
the Tampa Bay Starbucks or something? Arch is a college boy. Yeah, okay,

(17:44):
well right, that's what I'm saying. RG three is convinced
they're trying to get him. Okay, but that was in college.
That was the point of this whole thing. He thinks
they're trying to tank the team to get Arch Manning.
Don't any think that he didn't You didn't make that point.
I was about to make that point, and this guy
was trying to gaye it up with his Starbucks news. Yeah,
that won't work, But we have to pass.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
The bill so that you can find out what is
in it?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I've fallen and I can get out Walton and Johnson
Radio network,