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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this is interesting. Comedy Central has pulled the South
Park episode that mocked Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Really, and first of all, the fact that they had
an episode mocking Charlie Kirk kind of sad, really, because
did he deserve mockery.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I didn't think it was that bad.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
In fact, he handled himself always, always smiling, always in
a good mood, never hateful, never saying, you know, encouraging
violence or be even mean or insulting to people who.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Disagreed with him. Guys, I'm gonna go in the other
direction on this. I Charlie Kirk liked that. He thought
it was funny that there was an episode about him.
He changed his profile photos so it looked like the
it was Cartman pretending to be Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I remember the day that happened. Well, that's how you
handle that kind of opposition, And it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Really that bad. But there are people on social media
blaming South Park for killing Charlie Kirk. And I just
got to point out here, if you think that's true,
you really misunderstood Charlie Kirk. He wouldn't have agreed with
that exactly. Charlie kirk'sholl point was you should be able
to express yourself, you should be able to have an opinion,
you should be able to make fun of things, and
that's okay. I don't think he would agree that South
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Park is the reason that he's dead right now.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Obviously not earlier, we mentioned some of these posts, and again,
you don't know what to believe anymore because of AI
and and social media and the lies that everybody likes
to spread.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
But somebody heard us talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
The posts, predicting that this was going to happen, and
one of those I saw this yesterday, and again I'm
full of doubts about the timing of it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Not very long at all.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Minutes after Charlie Kirk was killed, there were posts on
social media by a guy named or somebody named Omar,
allegedly okay, and one of the posts the day before,
allegedly the day before, but nobody seemed to notice it
or point it out until after the shooting. Charlie Kirk
(02:01):
is coming to my college tomorrow, and I really hope
someone evaporates him completely. And then another one said, same people,
let's just say something big will happen tomorrow. Now I
don't know if that actually came out the day before
if they had inside information about that, and if so,
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somebody ought to be looking into OMAR obviously, and I'm
assuming the FBI is, but again, could have just been
somebody afterwards trying to get attention.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
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Speaker 1 (02:37):
I hate it. I hate that. This is what's happening.
Today's just and again it's ruined the month.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well yeah, it's just been just bad news after bad
news lately. If you know who Garrett Nussmeyer is of
the l ISSUE Tigers quarterback, there according to this and
this you know should be I don't know why anybody
would make this up. Garrett has asked the NCAA and
all other major college sports conferences to observe a minute
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of silence or a moment at least, but he'said a
minute of silence before each game this weekend to pay
a tribute to Charlie Kirk, turning Point USA founder who
was assassinated at a college event in Utah. This is
what should happen on college campuses all over this country
on Saturday, when people are united to back their team.
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Not every LSU fan is a conservative, Republican or what
do you call yourself?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Not a Republican Celeberty republic libertarian. I'm a liberty Republican.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Some football fans of your team, my team, everybody's team,
some of them are liberals. But we all unite today
in this stadium to support our team. Why can't they
all unite for a minute. It's a good question to
support Charlie Kirk. I think it's more appropriate for him
then for most, because that's what he did. He went
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to colleges and high schools even and talked to the
people there to tell them the stuff their professors are
telling them was just bullshine.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Whoa. It made me nervous when I know you're fine,
but I don't know when you said it. It made
me nervous. Hey, you know what, can we just pause
for one minute from all the politics? I do have
a little bit of good news this morning. Well we
need it. Why are you so gay for space?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And now the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Presents gay for Space? I've been waiting for this for
a long time, guys. And before we get to it,
this report is this about the aliens? Did they reach
out and touch you? Finally? Belly Yead, you're getting ahead
of yourself here. Who is this report brought to us
by Luckily it is brought.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
To you by my Legacy Video, the website Michael Legacy
Video dot com where they will make a legacy video
about you or maybe an older generation member of your family.
Charlie Kirk don't have to worry about that kind of stuff.
He's all over video. Everything. His life was captured on
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video for the last you know, ten or fifteen years
at least. But you got people important to you and
your family members, maybe they need my legacy video for
themselves for the future generations.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I love this idea. Go to my Legacy Video dot
com today have a ken Burn style documentary produced about
one of your family members. The beauty of it is
if you have a family member that's bad at telling stories,
but they still have a story tucked away in there
somewhere that you want to get out. These guys can
do that.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
They'll clean it up for you a little bit and
then get right to the you know, cut right to it.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh my god, I'm so excited about this one. Evidence
of ancient life in the universe outside of Earth has
been an obsession for scientists for as long as humans
have existed. You bet, you and I think we have
just found it on Mars, so there would that's right,
my friend, Martians, little green man, it certainly looks that way.
(06:00):
Analysis of a sample collected by NASA's Perseverance Mars rover
contains potential biosignatures. What that means is that it could
be evidence of ancient life on the Red planet, biological leftovers.
Let's say that's what they're saying, my friends. NASA says
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the samples need more data, a little further study to
definitively prove that life on Mars existed. But NASA administrator
Sean Duffy, maybe you've heard of him, he said in
a press conference that this is the clearest sign of
life that we have ever found. It certainly looks like
something's up there. So we're talking about Perseverance.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
This was a mission sent to Mars under a President
Trump's first presidency, and a year ago we found a
sample and it was again work's point in places where
there were rivers and where there were lakes, and much
as on Earth, we think that that's where we'd see
signs of ancient life on Mars. And so a year
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ago we thought we found what we believed to be
signs of microbial life on the Mars surface. And so
we put it out to our scientific friends to pressure
test it, to analyze it and go did we get
this right? Do we think this is signs of ancient
life on Mars? And after a year of review, they've
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come back and they said, listen, we can't find another
explanation bro.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That they're up there, or they were up there? Where'd
they go? They were up the okay, where'd they go? Well,
we don't know. We don't know what we don't know,
but it's a start.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
What always kind of puzzled me about this search for
the extraterrestrials out there in the universe. And they always think, well,
they're coming here. Do we know if are they coming
here to kill us, you know and eat us or
enslave us, or are they coming here to be our
friends or have sex with us and maybe and teach
us about their technical ways that are far beyond our own.
(08:03):
There's you know, both sides. Some people say that's gonna
be good. What I always questioned is, how do you
know they didn't come here five ten thousand years ago?
Maybe they've been here and they weren't that interesting And
kinda got tired of the place.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, well, all we know is this, during the exploration
of the Chiava Falls, one of the things up on Mars. There,
the rover picked up what appeared to be colorful spots
on an arrowhead shaped rock that could have been left
behind by ancient microbial life. Organic carbon, sulfur, phosphorus would
have been used as potential microbial life's energy sources. That's poop.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well, that's poop from whatever kind of creature that was
rolling around on Mars. It's petrified creature cramp.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Look, it may be poop, but space poop is still
evidence of spacelife area. It was so gay for space. Oh,
the space probe. I love the Space probe.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Danger, Will Robinson.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Danger, Walton M. Johnson. There is a shooting at a
Denver school. The shooter's dead and two students were hit.
But the shooter's dead, so that's good. Do we know
what started that up? A school shooting in Denver, Liberal
enclave by the way, it's called Evergreen High School. It's
in Colorado. And they were more than a halfway through
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the school day, in their third week of class this semester,
when one hundred law enforcement officers swarmed the campus, searching
every room for an active shooter. For most their day
ended waiting at a nearby reunification center for their loved
ones as the high school, tucked away in the mountains
of the Evergreen, Colorado community, became a series of crime
scenes after a shooting left at least two students with
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gunshot wounds. The suspect, a male student at the school,
was taken to the hospital with a self inflicted gunshot
wound and later died. And it's sad, but you know,
I would say, this boy, that could have ended a
lot worse. Never feel that bad when the criminal dies,
you know, That's exactly. Authorities rushed to the scene within
(10:05):
two minutes of the first nine to one to one
call reporting gunfire, and they were in contact with the shooter.
The shooter used a handgun. Within five minutes, nine hundred
students remained on lockdown while officers cleared each room. Isn't
it interesting too that when the anti gun people are
calling for bands on guns, they're never calling for bands
on handguns. It's always rifles. But rifles are responsible for
(10:29):
almost no death in this country, No, not many compared
to other stuffy right, the handgun or even didn't we
see a statistic once it said more people are killed
by a hammer every year than a quote unquote AR
fifteen style rifle.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh yeah, there's all kind of comparisons. You know, more
people are struck by lightning than you know, shot with
that particular you know kind of gun or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This happened an hour after Charlie Kirk was assassinated, so
it was just a blip in the news radar. I
didn't really get the attention I thought it would. Didn't
make the news.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
No, I don't know what MSNBC and CNBC and all
the other news networks were doing. I was watching Fox
partly because they most of the people that worked there
knew him, knew him, worked with him, were friends with
him some for you know, since he was a teen
or a young adult, and he was still a young adult,
And I was moved to continue to watch that network
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because of that intimacy they had with Charlie. I don't
know if CNN spent the rest of the day and
night talking about it, or if they just moved on
to other stories, because, as you know, mainstream media is
a very good and well known to ghost.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Some of the stories that they just don't want to
tell you about. They're also well known for throwing gas
on the fire of a situation somehow making things worse
with their reporting true, and that's probably happening right now.
I hate to admit it, but you can expect it
to get worse before it gets better.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
The story here instances when the leftist violence vanishes from
the news. Oh, a left wing liberal did that. Somebody
that hates Trump did some violence. Push that story aside.
Let's talk about something else.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, I hate to bring it up, but didn't a
tranny kill a bunch of Catholic kids just a couple
of weeks ago?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And that was what the tenth or twelfth tranny to
go off and do something like.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That, and they don't want you to know that that happened.
Seems like the number of transgenders mass shooters statistically outnumbers
the percentage of transgenders in society. If you got together
all the mass shooters, there'd be a higher per capita
number of trans shooters than there are actual just regular
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trans people in this world at per capital. Still, again,
I don't know how that worked. That's always racist, but
in this case I'm not talking about race. I'm talking
about trainees, the people you was to think of earlier.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You mentioned that situation Minnesota that happened fairly recently. Besides
the assassination yesterday and the multiple assassination attempts on Trump
and people still encourage more, there was the assassination of
the House Speaker of Minnesota, Melissa Hortman and her husband,
and the shooting of State Senator John Huffman and his wife,
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all four of them up there targeted Luigi Mangioni assassin.
You know what that was all about, John, The Kirk
business and this kind of violence. It gets to be
contagious within the crowd of people that might do something
like that. It tends to spread because whether you think
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it's the people that are soft on crime that are
not punishing like that Ukrainian gal, she got killed by
a dude that had fourteen prior arrests, and they were
so soft on crime in North Carolina that he just
continued to walk free until he finally went bisert and
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killed that lady.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Disgusting. What are we going to do about that? It's sick? Yeah,
what do we do as a society? How long do
we tolerate this. We don't have to keep living like this.
I mean, when is enough enough for crying out loud?
I don't know. It's very rarely. Am I left short
on words? But man, today, yeah, just so much.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Well, it takes a little while to deal with all
of this internally and externally. You've got to spend a
little bit of time before you just go off.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's the thing. There are certain groups of.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
People in the Democrat Party who something will happen, whatever
it is, and that will immediately just set them off
to react in a very hateful and often violent way.
A thinking person or group of people will stop think
about what they're doing, and instead of just immediately reacting
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and becoming emotional about it, give it some thought, called
me down, a little bit, distance yourself, and then deal
with the problem.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
May I possibly get that terrible taste out of your
mouth for just a minute. When I got a little
bit of good news today, folks, I'm very excited to
inform you that we have relocated Kevin the pigeon with
his owner. Who's that now, Okay, this is important. Well,
I mean it's just it's a human interest piece. But
it'll make you feel better something else to distract you.
(15:36):
Kevin is a pet pigeon. He belonged to a man
in Texas. Kevin is back home after going missing last weekend.
Turns out the guy owns an auto shop and he
brings the pigeon to work with him every day. A
customer didn't realize that Kevin Kevin's blind had climbed into
the bed of his truck when he picked it up.
A little blind bird. So here are the officers finding
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the bird and returning it two in its owner in Texas
just yesterday. It's a it's a beautiful love story.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
How are you, sir? I'm about to tell you the
weirdest thing you've probably ever heard in your life. Okay,
so did you just get your truck inspected? Yeah? Okay,
So that guy has a pet pigeon and it's in
the back of your truck. Oh yeah, he's back here
at him. He raises the pigeons. But this one came
out flying and I mean taking her har him for
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like two years, oready. So it's like it it's like
a child. Kevin Kevin Kens, Thank you guys so much. Man,
it's like a child to me and think so much.
I know, this doesn't end all the wars, it doesn't
help to curve inflation, it doesn't stop all the political division.
But isn't it nice to know that Kevin's back home?
It feels good. Yeah, it feels great, Honestly, I was.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
It's nice to take a little break from the horrible
news that's out there in your face all over the place.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
All right, I got another one for you. Three. Is
this the good news out of Boise? It's it's out
of Iowa. Close it's Idaho. Yeah, not Iowa, Iowa. No,
this is Iowa. Why did you want to tell us
about Idaho.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Well, there was some some good news in Boise. They
were having a vigil, I guess after the Charlie Kirk assassination.
And somebody, some idiot, waded into the middle of the
crowd while they were chanting, you know, like USA and
celebrating the life of Charlie Kirk and and and started,
you know, bad mouthing Charlie Kirk. And they stopped the
crap out of him. Okay, so that's not good news,
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but good but it is news.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
It needed to happen.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
He was making for this guy, I'll tell you, he's
a victim, but he wanted to be a victim. You
don't walk into a crowd of hundreds and hundreds of
people who are very upset right now and then start
saying F Charlie Kirk all that kind of crap.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
They were having a prayer vigil and this white guy
shows up with an LGBTQ Pride backpack and starts chanting.
He starts screaming F Charlie Kirk, and the and the
prayer vigil turned into an angry mob. The reaction was
as you would have expected. Yes, he surrounded him and
they stopped him. The comp said to come break it up.
And I guess to some extent, the guy shouldn't be
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shocked at the response. If you showed up at a
prayer vigil for anyone and started screaming F this guy,
people would probably beat the snot out of you, even
if he was a murderer or something. Yeah, from whatever
side that you're opposed to. So is it possible that
the uh, the heckler, the troll that he got what
he wanted? Yeah sounds like no. I feel as long
as he got what he wanted, we.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Will be a country of generosity and warmth. But We
will also be a country of law
Speaker 1 (18:36):
And honor Walton and Johnson.