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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boo oh man, you got me. It's Halloween today. For Halloween,
jd Vance will not be wearing eyeliner. He's going to
take a break from that today.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Saving it for his Jack a lantern. I don't think
he wears eyeliner, but I don't know. I think he
just looks like that. Yeah, there's all these people do.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, there's these photos on the internet and the camera
all zoomed in on his eye. They're like, look, there's
a black line right here. All right, Well, okay, a
lot of people have a black line somewhere they probably
didn't ask for.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Is just happened to be well placed.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Pretty spears is saving money on a costume by going
as a mental patient.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's fun. Yeah, yep.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
And I'm gonna put on prison scrubs and handcuffs and
go as an NBA coach. That's gonna be Yeah, that'll
be fun. So happy Halloween kids, you've arrived. Tomorrow we
can put out Christmas decorations.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
But today, yeah, that's coming real fast.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Just perusing the news this morning, and I immediately thought,
I think King Charles of you know England, You know
that guy. Sure, I think he listens to our show.
Probably not live because I don't know what's it like
noon over there? He's probably busy, but I think he
gets maybe the app or clips. King Charles has has

(01:18):
just stripped Prince Andrew of his princess that's right, those titles,
and is kicking him out of his royal residence because
he eat royal nom Do.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
You think they've always hated each other? Like you can
kind of tell that Harry and William have a weird tension.
One of them gets to be king, the other one
is reduced to he's spare parts race the king needs
a liver or some Yeah, yeah, what what even do
you do Prince Andrew? What let's say he's never prince again,

(01:50):
which it certainly looks like that's the case. He's not
a young man. They're stripping him of his titles. What
so what who's affected by that? Is he even affected
by that? I mean, what does it do to him?
You don't get to be prince anymore? And what was
prince exactly second in the tier to the king? And
what does the king do?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Eh, he meets with the leaders from other countries. Oh,
to dictate policy? Oh no, he doesn't get to dictate policy. No,
nothing does quite the contrary. He has no power at all,
no influence.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
He was evicted from his royal residence after weeks of
pressure to act over his relationship with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Right hmm, and so this is all about Apparently this
Prince Andrew guy was photographed hanging out with underage sex.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Slaves on an island in the Caribbean.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay, one of those women grew up to become Vin
Brush because she was always Virginia Joffrey.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
This King Charles they're talking about is not the current king.
This would be King Charles, Dad Charles, because he's not
really king right now?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Right o?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
King Charles is king? You know they haven't passed it
on yet. No, okay, yeah he is. William will be king. Yeah,
I always.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't know why. For some reason, I just thought, well.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
The old guys out and the new kids in. But no, no, no, yeah,
it's the two old guys basically going at each other brothers.
And like you said, whether it's the young kids brothers
of the new.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Guys are the old guys. They probably didn't care for
each other much.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Someone British explained this to me once, and I used
chat gpt to translate because it's hard to understand British people. Apparently,
here's what they do besides diplomacy, which is clear. You know,
Trump comes to England, he'll meet with the King whatever.
The other thing that the king still controls, or the
royal family still controls, is the patent office. Oh, I

(03:50):
you know it's your Reaction's funny to me because I
explained this to another person and they were like, oh,
that was smart. Pat Wait, it was smart to just
hang onto that one thing. They lost all other power.
They don't control the military, they don't control parliament, they
don't There are no other policies or anything else they
have any influence over. But if you invent a thing,
we have a new kind of styrofoam or something.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
You could bring.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
You could bring it to the King and he'll be like,
good styrofoam.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah. So basically it's a way to get him cut in.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm gonna need like a little taste that has styrofoam money.
That's gotta be it, right, Sure it is, because what
else would it be. Anyway, this doesn't happen very often.
I think they said the last time a prince or
princess was stripped of the royalty was in nineteen nineteen.
Prince Augustus was a royal and also a Prince of

(04:44):
Hanover and had his title removed for siding with Germany
during World War One.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, but Themsey, So that was the last time a
prince lost. But wasn't there also a king Elizabeth's father?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Is that who it was?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
They didn't take it from him so much as he
gave it up. He gave it up for the love
of a lady twice divorced American socialite. This guy gave up,
I guess a modest amount of power and influence so
that he could enjoy being a rich guy and having
sex with an American. I don't know exactly what that

(05:22):
entailed at the time, but it was probably slightly more
interesting than the British poon tang he was getting back home.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'm assuming.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
I'm not really sure how that works exactly.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
But well, you know, the heart wants what the heart wants, Ginny,
that's just how it works.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
The heart didn't want one of those big, beautiful British smiles.
Everybody knows Halloween is just a free pass for teenage girls.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
To dress like sluts. They just have to call it
a costume.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Looks like an alternative version of the song from back
in the eighties.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Danny Alfman.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Once upon a time before he was one of the
greatest film score composers who ever lived. He was in
this obscure alternative rock band called Oingo Boingo. A lot
of eighties party movies, they were the band in the background. Yeah,
or one or two, I don't know. Some where are
they in Rodney Dangerfields? Back to School?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I think so?

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Come on, that's a good movie, dude.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, it was interesting seeing Rodney in a full length
feature film like that.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
You know, he was it a couple, right, wasn't he
in one where he was a soccer.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Coach Caddy Shack?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
But he wasn't really you know, in the whole movie,
you noticed, you know, they spent a lot of time
with some of the other people in there.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
The movie was originally just supposed to be about the kids,
but two things happened. At the end of putting together
the basic stuff there. The producers of Caddy Shack realized,
we a don't really have any stars in this film,
and we be our way under budget. Can we just
pick a bunch of popular comedians from the moment and
shove them into the plot line somehow? It doesn't have

(06:58):
to make sense, and it didn't.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
And you'll note the way they put the movie together.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's it's clips of Rodney being funny little It's almost
like a stand up routine, only in a movie. Clip
of him, you know, with the T shirts and the
hats and stuff at the pro shop, and the tip of.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Him in the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
There's a clip of him on the golf course with
a giant golf bag with a bar and a ghetto
blaster in it.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, they're just like pieces of these things, all clipped
together and interspersed throughout the movie.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Didn't really have to flow really from one to the other.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
And then he was in a movie called Lady Bugs
where he was he was a soccer coach. He hated soccer, Yeah,
but he had a what was it, like his nephew
or some kid. He made some an adolescent boy pretend
to be a girl so that they he was like,
could could throw the games?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
They could?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
You know.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's a sort of an old gambling track that the
Russians would have tried in the Olympics or something.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
It's kind of like what we're doing in real life now, yeah,
in a way. But at the time it was hilarious.
Oh sure, when Rodney did it, it was funny.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
By the way, that kid in that movie was Jonathan Brandis,
who I think went on to kill himself. Oh, something
happens to child stars and we don't know what it is.
There's no way to know what happens to kids when
we send them to Hollywood and they get around people
like Harvey Weinstein or that guy from Nickelodeon, and no
way to know what and then for some reason they

(08:30):
want to do drugs and kill themselves. We're not, well,
go figure Yeah, no way to figure it out anyway.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, but showbiz right for sure. Yeah, that's all that matters.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Jobiz, Yay, your kid's famous. Anyway, Happy Halloween to everybody
out there. You're probably wondering to yourselves, will my child
get ecstasy tablets and marijuana edibles in his Halloween candy?

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Today? I saw an article in the news. Does that
ever happen there? Every year?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
There's a think though, there's a news story every year
to scare people be careful. Someone might spend thousands of
dollars giving expensive edibles to your child.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Why would they do that?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
And it's a good reason for the parents to root
through the kid's candy bag before you turn them loose
with it might be something in there you want.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Unless it fell in by accident.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
A police department in Michigan told parents to check their
kids candy hall carefully or they might accidentally get some
weed candy in that.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
We thought for ourselves a lot. If a group of
trained investigators looked at this and didn't pay any attention,
what's your average shit going to do on Halloween? And
we just felt we wanted to get this message out
there to parents and children to be a vigilant this
Halloween season. Look for unusual symbols, unusual orders, anything that
may indicate this isn't normal.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Well, why would you spend all that money giving weed
candy to kids? It's a hold on to mine. Yeah,
it's too expensive. What would be the point? So you
got a seven year old high? And how much did
it cost you? Unless it happened by accident, you accidentally
dropped your marijuana edibles, it could be Yeah, I kind
of get the argument that the anti marijuana people have

(10:08):
that marijuana edibles shouldn't look like kids candy. I get that,
I understand, But legal marijuana has been around for I
don't know, over a decade now at this point, and
from time to time you hear a case of someone
getting their hands on it, but it's not that common.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Far more common are.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
News stories about public school teachers having sex with their students.
So yeah, like there are other things that just happen
all the time constantly. We're not doing anything about it.
But every year, every year they got.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
To warn you be careful or.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
You might accidentally get expensive designer candy and your kid's Halloween.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Then I doubt it, but okay, yeah, be careful.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I guess we'll see. It's got to like living in Chicago.
You know, there's a bunch of people go to get
shot and killed this weekend coming up. They they kill
people during the week too, but for some reason, it
just all we gathered together on Monday and wrap it
up and it's not news. If that many people were
killed in any other city over a weekend.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
It would be a news story. But kind of like
this Halloween thing.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Just ignores the rest of the year and then we'll
just focus on it this one night.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Wow, yeah, just like that.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh well, So Kamala Harris has been making the rounds
a lot over the last couple of days.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Here.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
She did one interview in Australia that just went abysmally
and then and we'll play the clips. You've got to
hear what she said. She thinks she should have been president,
she still doesn't know why she lost. And then she
goes on to make the point that sixteen year old
should be able to vote because of climate change.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh no, oh, terrible idea, well reasoning, terrible reasoning.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
And then not to be outdowne Then she also humiliated
herself on the Daily Show. There's a clip of her
on The Daily Show that's so ridiculous when you hear it.
One cannot blame you for wondering. If it's AI. We'll
play that for you coming up. We can't play it
just yet.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
If you're wondering.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yes, the government is still shut down, and yes, tomorrow's
the first of the month and some folks are gonna
miss their their first paycheck officially. Now, the way I
was looking at this, how long has the government shut down?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
And going on we're into the.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's about a month now, twenty nine days, twenty eight
to thirty one, thirty days somewhere in there. Started October first,
today's thirty first.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
That's thirty one day.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
That's the full month of actual shutdown before the paychecks
start not coming.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
But they talked about the government shut down.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Coming looming in the news weeks, so probably six weeks minimum.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
You've kind of known this was coming.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
And none of these people that they're apparently their lives
depend on this government money, you know, the snap and
the EBT recipient and all that, so they did no preparation.
They didn't think, well, this is coming, I better get
ready for I guess that's part of that government dependency.

(13:12):
You just don't think for yourself anymore. The government didn't
tell me to prepare. Oh haven't haven't you heard Steer?
Now it's okay to shoplift? Well, sure of course.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I mean, after all, I've been watching videos on TikTok
and they all agree shoplifting is acceptable. Now that the
government shutdown is starting to affect average people.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
And also it seems like for at least a week,
people have been saying people are starving. What about the
starving babies, but they haven't actually missed their their handout yet.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Have you considered going to a food bank kind of
church which have always existed, or is that just too
shameful for you? You rather get a check from the governor's
How people starved before they missed their handout.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
That's a great questions, are most sincere? You've got to
take this one.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
He's got you.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
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