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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're a morning radio show. You you heard right, we're here.
Were you guys going to do sports right away? Or
did we have time to slip in the trouble in Slideell?
Well you could, yeah, go ahead, shout it, shout it
in real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Que just slip it in.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, easy, yeah, slip it, slide it whatever, you know,
rub it up, slip it up.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
How does that go, mister l slip it, flipp it,
rub it down because it's laid down, breakdown on the
off side of town.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You know what that's right?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I don't know what it means, but I was here
of it. Yeah, there was some trouble.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
In slidell over at the Green Barrier Community Care Center.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Was this over by game On? Or is this U? No?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I guess that's uh probably more near Kenner is way
over there on the way to Mississippi. I just wanted
and through it many times. I just wanted to mention
game On.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I know you did. Yeah, they're great. This is not
the appropriate time, Okay, Well tell us what happened.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Paramedics had to be called over to the community care
center after a woman reported to have fallen in the
parking lot, and the police looked into it and uh.
They said that her injuries looked like more more than
a fall, and so they began to investigate. Slide Ol
police obtained some surveillance footage of the parking lot where
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the women. The woman was supposedly walking when she fell.
They reviewed the footage and they noticed a very disturbing
sequence of events. She didn't fall, she was violently struck
by an SUV that was backing up recklessly through the
parking lot. The driver of the suv is a sixty
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seven year old woman from Mandeville named Lilian Cellars, and
she is an employee like the woman that got hit
at the community center. The woman on the surveillance footage
hit the other lady with her suv, exited the vehicle,
picked up a broken off piece of the vehicle's bumper,
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put her back inside the car with her, and then
went to work as nothing happened.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
They said that she told other coworkers, I saw a
woman fall in the parking lot. Now they don't think
she deliberately hit the woman, but they do say that
she has struck. She knew that she struck someone with
her car went as far as get out, removing the evidence,
putting it inside the.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Car to cover her tracks.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Several witnesses came forward and said that she was often
seemed driving erratically through the parking lot, so they booked
her into the slide L jail, hit and run, causing
bodily injury, reckless operation, negligent obstruction of justice, tampering with evidence,
and the victim is in.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The hospital in critical condition.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
And this woman hit a coworker with her car and
then just went into work.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Did she nothing happen? Boy?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I hate to point this out, but isn't that an
episode of the Office.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Michael did that to Meredith?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Meredith, she did get hospitalized thin because she had a
broken pelvis?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Was it her pelvis? And it was the only reason
she found out she had rabies?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So you know, saved her life. Yeah, this woman, I
guess not so lucky. She doesn't have rabies.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, she's got to just spin it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Figure out what seemingly mundane illness the person had that
they only discovered because of the visit to the hospital.
And then a picture of the lady that was driving
a car.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
What would you do if this woman got out of
a car. Yeah, she's really ugly, run like well, she
looks like a demon. We look at her eyes. Yeah,
well I don't think it's her going to work apparently
because they took her, you know, to get her mugshot
down at the police station.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Because they took her out of work. Maybe we could
have a charity fun run for her just because she's
so ugly. It was this rough looking like pay for
her to go to the Timeless clinic or something. Yeah,
they could.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Fix a lot of her problems. Well, I mean not overnight, but.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Not miracle workers, although a lot of people do say
they seem to be Yeah, I mean better than nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I think, right is that we.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Can we do the sports now, although that did sound
kind of like sports. It did sound a little bit
like why a competition? But now, why didn't you just
dodged the car? Just get out the wit move? I'm
backing up here, Get out the wait. Wasn't that a
Ludacris song? Get out the wait? Anyway, this sports a
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WJ and let it do his work. Yeah all right,
y'all familiar with the Philadelphia Eagles?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Uh spitter?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh yeah, well, Philadelphia has had two controversies recently, haven't they?
The baseball fan and the guy on the team. Jalen
well I said, Eagles. That means the football players. We
just didn't occur to me till you're pointed that out.
But that's Philadelphia people. Even when they're not in Philadelphia,
they still act like Philadelphia people. Jalen called her is
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the spinner's name for the Eagles. Uh we heard yesterday
that didn't look like he was gonna get in any
trouble for all that spitting and old Dak Prescott.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
That turns out, we write.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
The NFL looked at it and they said, well, he
was suspended for a game, so that's enough. He's getting
off with time served because technically, even though he was
in the play, what you know, it was the kickoff,
the game had just started and they kicked him out,
so he missed the whole game. He missed the whole game,
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And they said that's enough. That's his punishment, time served.
He gone played this weekend, he back to business.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Have you heard any of the arguments people are making
about how it didn't look like he was intentionally spitting
like he I mean, it kind of looked like it
to me. But then after somebody proposed that idea, I
watched the video again and I thought, I don't know,
I don't know. It seems like he did it on purpose,
But did he ever admit to doing it on part? Like?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Sometimes?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Just stuff comes out of your mouth, right, mister Kenneth,
I mean, well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I mean, it happens.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
If you spit, it's probably on purpose, and it wasn't
directed in his in his direction, if you will, it
was rude's.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I think we agree on that it was not nice.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Philadelphia Eagles still number one power ranking team in the NFL,
followed by the Buffalo Bills, which is right Baltimore Ravens
at three even th old Bills handled them. Green Bay
Packers jumped up to fourth or ranking, and then the
Kansas City Chiefs, even though they lost in there. Now
Tampa Bay buccaneer Baker Mayfield started out a little Coal
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Buccaneers defense had his hands full for a while, but
when ahead and worked out all right? Cause now the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers a rank sixth. And I guess you
know who's playing Monday Night football this coming Monday?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Now, who's playing Monday Night?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But I believe that would be the Texans hosting Baker
Mayfield and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh, I want I want to take a look at that.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I'm gonna check.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm just scrolling through the power rankings just to see
where the Texans landed on the Power rankings.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And well, I'm still scrolling.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Okay, fourteenth, it's respectable, but it ain't six now.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Meantime, baseball fans, last night Rangers took on the Brewers
five to four, not too shabby, go right, And.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It was five to four, but you didn't say who
won they beat them. I was, well, I was still
you got to say it.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I was still saying it.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
But then you started reacting before I had a chance.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
To tell you that if we wait until you stopped talking,
and you think it's interrupting, we'll never.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Get a word in.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yesterday, the Astros lost to the Blue Jays.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
That would be four to three.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
And if you are a Georgia baseball fan, your team
got a spanking from the cub six to one yesterday,
but still more baseball to go. The season ain't over. Yeah,
this is the best time of the year if you
like baseball. We're getting in the Weather's just it actually
hurt Bults now, Yeah, it actually really mattered.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It's nice to see that it counts. Yeah, we're having
a lot of fun watching baseball. This Astros lost. Did
you see that? Yeah? I just said that right up.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
They lost. Yeah, I love the Astros. I wanted to
see that and losing that's important. But what did the
standings change?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Because Seattle is now only one game back, Rangers only
two and a half games back from the Astro Astros
need to kick it install winning some games, especially since
they're going to play the Rangers and Seattle marin Is
within the next week or so. They need to stole
winners some games or they gonna get passed up. Yeah,
it's gonna be very exciting.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And you know, if you are a fan of either
of those two teams, take a good look at them
and tell Seattle to kiss your ass. I hope I'd
rather see the Rangers do well than Seattle, but still
on obviously we're sharing for the Astros.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
It does look like the Braves are gonna have a
hard time closing that gap though. Over there in the
National League, they're twenty games out of first in their division.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And the Blue Chains are good this year.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You know, everyone always talks about the Astros Yankees rivalry.
Yankees have a better record right now than the Astros do,
but they're not number one in their division. That's Toronto,
that's right. Yeah, anyway, hopefully Canada lose. If Canada wins
the World Series, baseball is.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Dead to me. I don't even care about them. But
don't the teams that aren't in first place get to
the playoffs? Anyway? I don't think it's.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
As bad as basketball, where all the teams get into
the playoffs, but big number quite.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
A few do.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
But does anybody? Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And then Detroit, Detroit actually having a good year.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I cannot.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You cannot hate Detroit enough unless they're playing Philadelphia, and
then you're a diehard Detroit fan.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
What about Toronto?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, I hate them too, but if Detroit's playing Toronto, you.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Just watch us something else? I mean, I just think
Canada is just look at something else. They just think
Canada sucks. But I mean, at least Canadians are polite.
You know, their food sucks. They ruined bacon. They think
that sweeping the ice is a sport. I don't understand that. Yeah, yeah,
do people in Canada even like having fun like it?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It really doesn't. No, It's like they just want to
be unhappy all the time. Maybe we should invade them
and make them the fifty first state, or if.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
We should bait them into invading us and that way
we look like the good guys.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't know. Bait bating doesn't sound that good. I
heard one of mister Kenneth's friends talking to by it
and it sounded disgusting.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It was a kind of a different scenario that they
brought up.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I guess I misunderstand it because these.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
People they are crazy because they always talk about how
Christian they is.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I don't know how many it am on that side.
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Speaker 3 (10:15):
Everybody's gonna be fine. But no, can't do it, can they? No?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Nobody can ever do it? Billy, does it piss you off? It?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Does it just gives me the red ash. But when
it's in Florida, you almost expect it, don't you.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Are we doing that again?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
It's a Florida man story. But there's also a taser involved.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
No, no taser, Trump's Florida.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
That's a show.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Dose me, Bron, He'll tease you, bro.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Don't worry.
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I like saving money on healthy product. Sorry, where are
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Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, Florida.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Averro beach Man was in the Walmart in Fort Pierce
and apparently Walmart sells machetes. Oh sorry, say it right, machete, machete, machette,
Hey arms he be selling them machette and Walmart homes.
He was the guy in there, Larry or Lawrence is
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his name.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Excuse me. Uh, he wasn't acting right. He was scaring people.
I wish he would act right. He had a machete
with him.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
At about nine o'clock, multiple nine to one, wall and
call started coming into the police a man walking through.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
The store with him. Officers arrived.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
They saw customers fleeing the store in panic. Officers run
in when the rest of you run out. Bodycam video
shows a very chaotic scene just inside the front door.
A rest report made a little difficult to identify the
suspect at first, But then here comes a man that's
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lawrant pushing a shopping cart with a machete in the
shopping cart and he has attempting to leave the store
without paying for magette. Officer grabbed him by the arm
and struck him to stop, and that's when he Lawrence,
thirty three year old man used his free hand to
reach into the shopping cart, grabbed the magente while it
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was still in its package, flung the plastic off, and
started swinging it at the officers. One officer dodged of
the machete, which I recommend.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You recommend dodging him.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, another officer did not, and he got sliced on
the forearm and that's not that's bad, bad. And then
several other officers then apparently you know, jumped on, descended
on Larry, forced him to the ground.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
He continued to arrest.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
That's when the taser comes out and they eventually did
put the handcuffs on him. So all the injured officers okay,
went to the hospital. He was treated and released. I mean,
you know, not something you wish for him, No, you don't,
and he held out pretty good. Here's your favorite morning show.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
We like to offer a visual component sometimes to some
of these more lively news stories. If you'd like to
see the attack, I just posted a video of it
to the fun Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
On the wall in Johnson Instagram accounts.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Let's be obviously make note Larry did not walk into
the store with him of chet day. He went to
the store with a purpose of buying one, and they
said since he didn't seem to want to pay for it,
and he was walking out the store with it, that's
when the trouble really started. They got him on three felon.
He's aggravated battery of police officer, which you know these
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days about half the country says, well, we shouldn't even
have cops anyway. Then they aggravated us all with a
deadly weapon and resisting an officer with violence. Then there's
a couple of little misdemeanors in there, like the theft
and disturbing the peace.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Wow, now they got their man.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I'm beginning anythink Walmart is not a safe place for
the average person to go and just day to day.
You know.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Well, when I was I heard about the story, and
when I was looking it up, it turns out that's
not the only problem in a Walmart. Just recently, get
out of here. There are more problems at Walmart yet
North Mississippi. Turns out walmart patron there made a mistake
when he attacked one of the stor's employees. Ludarious Clayton
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died after they had to take him to the hospital
this past Sunday night, after Walmart on Goodman Road in
horn Lake's about twenty miles south Memphis. There in North Mississippi,
officers arrived to the scene. Clayton and one of the
uh he was on one of the main aisles inside
the store, suffering from what appeared to be a laceration
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to his abdomen. At your stomach, uh, they said. The
Ladarius there on the surveillance footage walked directly into the
store down one of the main aisles, observed a certain
Walmart employee kind of like he was seeking this one out,
and began a physical altercation. And that's when Ladarius received
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a rather large cut ab to the abdomen and fell down.
The employee then distanced himself from the suspect, but remained
at the store. He was later detained by responding officers,
but no charges filed on the employee at this time.
And in the meantime, the guy that came in and
started all the trouble.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
He is bad that not even alive anymore. No, Wow,
Walmart is a dangerous place. And yet you can't go
to the alternative target because they'll trans your kid.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
They will. Well, you don't want that.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
What would you rather do get stabbed at the machete
at Walmart or I get your junk knocked off at
the Target.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
What if you combine both of those stores into one
and then they'll just use the machete to slice off
the offending appendants.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
What would you call it, like Tarmart or something like that, Well, Walgat,
I don't know, but there really isn't target Hell on Earth.
Target is basically just fancy gay Walmart right in that.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
What's the difference? Hey, that fancy? But I guess if
you want to say it's fancy.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I mean compared to Walmart, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's like if you just showed somebody at Bucky's and
they never went to a gas station before, they wouldn't
get it. But if you show them an average gas
station and then you show them a BUCkies, they're gonna
be pretty impressed when they figure out this place actually
wipes down the displays.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Right and about five years ago, this stuff's going on
all the time. A Houston police officer shot a man
in the leg back in twenty twenty on Halloween Day
at a Walmart after the man attacked her. The police officer,
I just wonder why you're going in there unless it's
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for the fashion.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Maybe they went in there to get a TV dinner.
You know, TV dinners are getting popular.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
You don't think it could have been for the fashion.
I don't think it was for them. Have you seen
none of the videos of Walmart fashion?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh? Sure, I get what you're driving.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Hey, thank you?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Well, yeah, I thought it was pretty funny. So it
wasn't meant to be funny. It was just a commentary
on Walmart.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Walmart, the people of Walmart, is what he's talking about. Well,
people dress a certain way at Walmart usually get to
see a lot. It's weird to look at someone's butt
crack when they don't have a butt.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I also under I've always been confused.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
How could you be morbidly obese but the one part
of your body that's skinny is your ass?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Like, what did you do to get like that? And
they're fat but they can't hold up their pants. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Well, anyway, TV dinners are back. You could buy them
at Walmart. They're very popular and today is a National
TV Dinner Day. Billy Shocking, I had no idea, did you, guys?
I mean, I know, probably not you, mister Kenneth, but
Billy ad mister, Oh, I bet you probably grew up
eating TV dinners.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That's right. Yeah, some of them was dann good too.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I liked eating on my as long as they came
with gravy. You know, the ones that didn't come with gravy.
They weren't much good, all right. So you had a
lot of TV dinner brands back.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
In the day.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Obviously you had what was it like, Stofer's was a
good one. Oh, that was kind of the richy rich stuff. Yeah,
Banquet was a brand you could get. Marie Calendar's is
a healthy choice, lean cuisine.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You remember that.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh boy, I don't know. I don't mind a TV dinner.
Hungry Man was always my favorite.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Oh yeah, hungry Man.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
But I'm probably part of the reason why imber their jingle,
no how to go? You don't know you liked the food.
I mean I did like eating it, but I don't
remember the jingle and no, what was it?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
How do you handle a hungry man? May some something
like that. How do you handle a hungry man? Was
their catch thing?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Sounds like you don't really remember it, eat not all
of it. But I ain't a sign her neither. I
don't want to ruin it.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
All right, it's your life meal and all you get
to choose from is hungry Man, Swanson and Stoveers. What
are you picking, Billy, I'd gotta go stofers unless I'm
paying Yeah, yeah, because again that's that's kind of like
that's what the rich folks were having for dinner. I
remember around back around those times, it was stovetop stuff
and that was what I was excited.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I still love me some stovetop stuff. And man, I mean,
Mama makes a good stuff in it Thanksgiving and all,
but every now and then, you just want some stovetop,
don't you.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
And the fact that you make it in your microwave
oven means more microplastics in your testicles.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
W firsty year old dad enjoying his TV dinner Hungry
Man Salisbury stink with gravy, mashed potatoes, wine beans, and
even peel back apple pie oven ready and heat and
serve trees under a dollar preserved is sodium fat cap
calories Real. Looks like Dad forgot to check his blood
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pressure and cholesterol. Littles, I want to call the ambulance.
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Speaker 3 (20:00):
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