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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Joe Walsh. It's not new music. I just enjoy it.
I like Joe Walsh, a good guy.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Good morning everyone, Other than kisses, happy Thursday, or as
some people, you know, the less optimistic say, happy day
before Friday. I don't want to overlook Thursday. I want
to enjoy this whole day, just in case it's my
last one. Well, they say it's Friday, Eve would yeah,
but what if I don't make it to Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I don't want to enjoy now today. Mister Kenneth, have
you ever gotten drunk and it got you into trouble?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You know? I have?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You've heard those stories off the air, of course, and
they should remain off the air obviously.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Okay, well, you're not a lawmaker, so you're you're foibles
with alcohol don't become national news stories.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, As a matter of fact, in both of my careers,
both the radio world and the you know, salon owner's world, we'll.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Get into some mischief.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
You guys don't even want to know the kind of
mischief people get into in the salon world.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Wow, I know, I don't. I really don't really don't
want to know, really don't want to know.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
No, Well, as it turns out sometimes lawmakers also drink
too much and get into trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Uh oh.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Here in our city, where our flagship station's at, we
have a congressman named Dan Crenshaw.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, I've heard of and I remember when he first
got elected.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
He was running against a whole bunch of candidates that
seemed really bad, and so to people outside of Houston,
they always thought, how'd you elect this guy?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
He votes something he kind of misled us. Did I
elect him?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I don't even know if I elected him or not.
Did we all give or was he just like a
district guy.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I didn't, he wasn't. I'm not in his I don't
the guy with either.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
No, but I think we threw him support at the
time because compared to the other candidates, like.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
A lot of politicians, though he said he was going
to do a lot of things that he didn't intend
to do.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
He ran against a woman at the time named Kathy Wall.
Do you remember that she ran these commercials and the
commercials sounded like this.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
They'd be like this, Kathy Wall is mean green Texas
fighting machine. She's going to defend gun rights and free speech.
And then it would go like this. It would go
I am Kathy Wall, vote for me, Kathy Wall for Congress.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And then usually at the end they'll do that thing
where there's Kathy Wolf, you know things she said, it
probably won't do any of those things.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's exactly what it sounds like they didn't. That means
the not gonna do what they said. That was pretty good,
Billy had.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
For a minute, I thought I was listening to a
computer speeding.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It was actually really good.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Anyway, we hear rumors about Dan Crenshaw all the time
that he has a drinking problem. And look, we're a
bunch of nut jobs on a morning radio show.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We're we need judging. Well, I mean we are judging
a little bit, but you know it's from this perspective.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I have been told by people close to Dan Crenshaw
that he is he the reason you don't see him
on Fox News all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
And this is just what someone told me.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't want to you know, I don't know, but
the reason you don't see him on Fox News all
the time is because he drinks too much and he
shows up late to interviews and the producers.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Were annoyed by him. Oh boy, I don't know if
that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But yeah, but there's nothing wrong with spreading vile and
vicious rumors about people.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Well, yesterday someone said Dan Crenshaw has been punished by
Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, the lawmaker from Shreetport,
another place where we're on the radio, because of something
that happened in Mexico. And when I heard this, I
didn't know the story yet. I thought to myself, I
bet it has to do with alcohol. And then we
find out, according to the allegation, it has to do
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with alcohol. He went down to Mexico and he was
drinking with some diplomats, some Mexican officials. One of the
Mexican guys made a joke, offensive joke, and then he
toasted to it, and there was a woman there who
got offended. That's how the story goes. And look, we
weren't there. We don't know what happened. But this is
just one of the many reasons why we endorsed a
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guy named Steve Toath for Congress, and we're not the
only ones. Tucker Carlson endorsed him as well. And since
we're in primary season now, we invited both Dan and
Steve onto the show this morning and believe it or not.
Only one of them took the invite.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Not Dan, Not Dan. No, you're still sleeping it off.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Welcome to the show right now. No, we don't know
Steve to Welcome to the show. Stay. Representative Steve Toe,
a lawmaker for the state of Texas.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Good morning, sir, Good morning guys. Do we know the joke?
Anybody heard the joke yet? What is the joke?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm in a miss I don't know the joke.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
If you knew that, you wouldn't tell us.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
What When did you first hear about this story? Did
you hear about it yesterday?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh? Man? Why are you asking you this?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Well, I'm just carrious. I'm just you. People tell you
stuff about your opponent, right you.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You talk on the radio, right, you know what we're
talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, but you didn't tell me you're gonna ask me that.
So I we had heard about this probably a month ago.
And I don't know if there's any truth to the
him not being able to fly for three months internationally.
I don't I don't know if that's true or not.
I can't confirm that. But his subcommittee has been dissolved
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as a result of this, and there's so much focused
on just the alcohol right now that I think people
are missing the glaring story here, which is his entire
subcommittee was dissolved over this whatever happened in Mexico with
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Mexican officials, you don't get kicked off a committee. Your
committee doesn't get dissolved. The sub committee doesn't get dissolved
because of a bad joke. So there's obviously a lot
more to this than has come out so far, and
the rest will come out, I think in the short order.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
All right, So I guess the obvious question should be
a people vote for you. Will you get drunk on
an international trip and offend women while Mexican officials are
making offensive jokes.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
So I made a decision back in twenty nineteen to
just stop drinking completely. So I the bet and I
would have a couple of glass of wine at night
for dinner, and you know that would be a big
night for me. I just alcohol has never served me well,
and so I've pretty much, you know, kept it at
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arm's length, and in twenty nineteen, I just decided to
stop all together because it just doesn't serve me. And
the big problem with Austin, you know, I'm often asked,
why do you want to leave Austin and go to
go to d C? DC is such a swamp? Well,
Austin's really not any different, right it isn't. Guys abuse
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alcohol there every bit as much as they do in
d C. And I've got a lot of friends that
I came into the Texas House with that are serving
in d C. And they'll tell you the exact same
thing that I just told you, which is Austin is
really no different than DC.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
All right, here's my question, Dan Crenshaw, did faalon who
wins in a drinking contest?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Go? You have to ask Chance McClain on that one.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That would be fun to watch though, and put money on.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Hey, while you're on the line, State Representative Steve Toth
is on the phone, Dan Creunchaw's opponent, if you just
turned it on your radio. A study just came out
showing that if Texas closes our primaries, if we stop
allowing Democrats to vote in the Republican primary, we could
gain one hundred billion dollars and six hundred and fifty
thousand jobs by closing the GOP primary and ending the
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Democrat crossover.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Influence that sounds like a no brainer.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It sounds I mean, it sounds a little exaggerated those numbers,
but you know, it's but it could be true. It's
it's probably at least partially true. What do you think
about that?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
So what people aren't taking into account, like, you know,
we had last session. We heard the Lieutenant governor say
most conservative session ever in history of Texas. Well, he
wasn't being disingenuous and he wasn't being dishonest. What we're
not taking into account though, is that compared to what right?
I mean, the reality is that we're getting table scraps
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because of the fact that we've got all these rhino
Republicans in the Republican Party that vote with the Democrats.
We had twenty one Republicans that walked away from sixty
seven Republicans and decided to vote with sixty two Democrats
to pick our next House speaker. And so you've got
a House speaker that was given a gabble by again
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sixty one Democrats, right, and twenty one Republicans. And so
you know, basically a quarter of that caucus is Republican,
three quarters as Democrat. And people wonder, why why is
it that we can't get basic, basic things done that
would strengthen our economy, that would make it easier for
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small businesses to flourish, That would make it, you know,
easier for young people to buy homes and own homes,
That would make it easier for us to have insurance
in our state. Insurance is just out of control right now,
the cost of it, right All the things necessary to
do that are found within the Republican Party platform that
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we can't pass. Why because we make deals, cut deals
with Democrats. Why because we're Democrats in our.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Midst Yeah, one more question for you and then we
got a break here. If I know you're a man
of God. You you are very religious. You and I
prayed together. You go to church a lot, You were
a preacher. I think you still are one. My question
for you would be this, if you could offer some
advice to Dan Crenshaw right now, what would be the
best way to nurse a hangover?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Oh man, you're so bad, you're not.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
It's st now.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Steve Toath, Steve Tooath Forcongress dot Com. He's a good
friend of ours. Ocation had and caught onto that. That's
why we're messing with him a little but go to
his website today, make a donation, volunteer to help him
out if you can, or at the very least just
throw him some love on social media.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Thanks Steve. Stay tuned for more Walton and Johnson featuring
Kenny and Steve. Or wait, does Steve come first? Steve
and Kenny? Sure before?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It sounds like he's just warming up. Maybe he just
maybe he just woke up or something. He's just getting there.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
He coming around, he's playing half of it. You're supposed to.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Call maybe just warming up. Give him a couple of hours,
he'd be e. Everybody knows that that's the most important part.
It's like the Cosby intro.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah kinda, yeah, yeah, I mean that's that's what kind
of sounded like.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I don't know if you guys have heard or not,
but it's starting to look more and more like that
cheerleader that died on the world, that was murdered, I
guess on the cruise ship YEP might have been killed
by a semi family member.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah ye.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
We mentioned the step mom and her step kids that
were on the cruise with the young woman, and apparently
the information has spawned an avalanche of speculation on social media.
They said they've had to just shut the world out.
They can't watch TV anymore, they can't get on social
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media anymore. The whole family is just so embroiled in
this and what people don't know they will speculate about
until they're told otherwise.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Anna Kaepner is the eighteen year old cheerleader from Titusville, Florida,
and as we've explained on the show already, she was
found dead, wrapped up in a blanket and covered by
life veests under her bed in the cruise ship, which
is a weird place to hide a dead body. If
you've ever been in a cruise ship before, it's not
like where would.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You hide a dead body yet a cruise ship.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Gimme, Okay, look, I've explained before, given it a lot
of thought. We don't want to help people, but oh
I've seen enough movies and TV shows and read enough
news stories to know you throw the body over the
side and that.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That makes more sense. You know what astounded me the
most by this is the simple statement that somebody in
law enforcement made. The fact that she was found rolled
in a blanket, yeah, stuffed under a bed and then
life jackets pushed in you know, in front of her
to hide her. Made this law enforcement official say that's
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one of the reasons we suspect foul play.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh wow, yeah, Okay, So the other.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Option would be she rolled herself up in the blanket
and then died of natural cause. Drug the life jackets
in to hide behind, and then died because she was
hiding from someone that was coming after her.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Perhaps.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Okay, So the son is of relations to the step
step what's her stepbrother. Yeah, he's the son of the
dad's wife, right, So that's obvious. But the point I'm
getting at here is the dad found out his step
son was being investigated by reading about it on Facebook.
Like he didn't even know. They didn't tell them. Why
they're staying off social media, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, the FBI didn't come a knocking. Hell is the
boy eighteen or is he younger? Let's see, it doesn't
say here. I think there is an eighteen year old,
but I'm not sure he's the one that they're looking into. Yeah,
and she was eighteen, but I think there was also
a sixteen year old step brother that was involved.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It's kind of all over the map. Still, they are
real specific on a lot of these things.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
It just says in the ABC News report. Among the
avenues investigators are looking at is whether there might have
been some sort of altercation with her stepbrother prior to
the death. Investigators are also looking at other possibilities, including
a medical medical emergency or an overdose.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Overdose would have been my.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
First thought, you know, because wouldn't it be obvious if
she was all beat up and bloody, and you know
that seems like that right away you'd know she got murdered.
But they just said they found her dead, which makes
you think she was doing drugs or something.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Again, it could be both, sure be one or the other.
We had an email, and people don't know when they
email us. They don't know any more about this than
we do. But they said I heard that's always I
heard that she was I don't know, forced to or
was in for some reason sharing a room with her
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sixteen year old step brother. And that doesn't sound appropriate
for an eighteen year old girl and a step brother.
I don't know if any of you have ever watched
any porn, but that never.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Ends well, Okay, look, I'm not like a fan of porn,
but I'm not going to pretend like I don't know this.
Whenever you're on a porn site, there's always a section
that says step siblings, and you're like, why is that
a thing?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'm told, I'm told was told that's what we were.
I'm in this. I explained this yesterday on the show.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I'm in this chat group with a bunch of guys
that I left weights with where we exchange memes, and
in the group, more than one of them have suggested
that even before the stepbrother was all over the headlines, yeah,
they're like, I bet it was some weird sex thing
with her stepbrother. I was like, you guys, that's the darkest,
weirdest porn brain thing you could think of. And now
forty eight hours later it was probable that's what a
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lot of people now think. It's like, man, you guys
called it. I don't mean to laugh at this. It's terrible.
It's a horribly disgusting, terrible thing. But what a weird
thing to accurately predict. At least it seems that way. Yep,
I digress. Don't murder your siblings or anybody. And you know,
once again, he's a good reminder, folks, you should have
taken a Royal Caribbean Cruise. Carnival is just a seedy place.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I'm not sure Carnival gets the blame for this, and
it's just the kind of people they attract.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Sorry, I shouldn't have fit anything like that.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
We are horrible, by the way. I'd like to apologize
for what we let me just get out in front
of that right now.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
We're sorry.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Shouldn't have done that, Okay, And that's one thing Jasmine
Crockett will never do is issue an apology after she'd
said something dumb and inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Possibly you have to apologize as far every word that
comes out of her mouth as golden Baby.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I'm so glad you asked that question. We're going to
tell you right after this this is.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The Walton and Johnson Show. They don't know what
Speaker 3 (16:09):
The they're doing.