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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There's more of that.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
These all tictures.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Now, ain't this is Lyle Lovett with a sleep at
the wheel.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That it ain't ain't, ain't close, no, ain't no fiddy.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
All right, Wall Street does not like the news about
New York City's new mayor.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Since you mentioned that five minutes ago, the Dow futures
have actually gone up into the green.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm looking at it right now it still says in
the red.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, I'm telling you, I'm looking at it. It's in
the green.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
The future is now up eighteen.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Fox Business says up. Google says down. Boy, I'm getting
to think these people don't know what they're reporting.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Now up eight NASDAK still down fifty. These are all
just predictions most of the time. Then the market reacts
to what's gonna happen, not what has already happened. They
like to get out in front of these things. And
so market was down quite a bit yesterday because of
the expectation of these elections turning up just exactly the
(00:57):
way they did. No surprise there. So the market wasn't
surprised at all.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, I guess maybe not. But one group of people
that are great at predicting what's going to happen with
the economy. Are degenerate gamblers polymarket dot Com? This just
in Florida and Texas. Real estate prices projected to soar
as NYC season exodus is up to one million people?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Wow? Or for Texas or more for Florida. Do they think?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I'm thinking, well, where would they go in Florida? I
guess wealthy people would move to Palm Palm Beach right
and then.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But finally, I don't know no about no Florida.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
But financial institutions are likely to move to Dallas.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think DFW is getting that whole Wall Street exodus
towards the Metroplex.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, I'm thinking it's not No. One will be surprised
when multiple financial institutions try to relocate. And this is
truly a new era in American economics. Something is about
to change simply because this young man in New York
City became mayor You're going to see people pick up
and move or not. I don't mean it's always positive.
They'll just bend there, you know, grab their ankles and
(02:03):
put out with it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Who knows, well, some will, some will, Yeah, at least
the rich people have the option of taking their money
and moving somewhere else. The poor people who mostly probably
voted for this guy, they're just gonna sit there and
be stuck with it whatever happens.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, well that sucks for them, I guess. Uh. In
other news, it looks as though it's hard to believe
there is other news this morning, but it's important to
point out that apparently there is yet another Muslim going
on a stabbing spree here any lot.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm not buying it, no way, huh huh.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
At some point, you figure the Muslims are gonna cal
them down and stop stabbing people, think, I mean, they've
they've got to, right, No, No, not even a little bit.
Well they've had.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Thousands of years to calm down. Yeah they haven't.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
IBM is warning big job cuts coming in the fourth quarter,
a lot of them, a lot of layoffs in the
media as well.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Right, Yeah. Cuts here at the old radio station recently.
I'm not naming names or anything like that, but it
happens they did fire this one woman that was in
charge of making sure the commercials got scheduled properly and
since then, because you know, in an effort to save
money and streamline the process. They fired this one gal
(03:19):
and they replaced her with six different people who don't
know how to do her job.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
And they'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
That that really makes a lot of sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well, you know that sort of thing happened when there's
cuts in corporate America.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You know, you get used to it after a while.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I work in radio and we've seen this happening for
you know, decades at this point.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But sheally near the holidays for some reason. I know
it's because also towards the end of the year, the
fourth quarter blah blah blah. But yeah, this is the
time of year.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It usually happens before Halloween because they don't want to
ruin the holidays. It's not just our company, it's a
lot of different companies.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And I think for a while years ago they wanted
to ruin the holidays. They would wait like two weeks
before Christmas. Somebody suggested they move it up a little
earlier next time. I guess that was before my time.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's they've always done the layoffs at the most polite
time possible in my twenty years of being broadcasting, no
matter what company I was at at the time, and
more Economic News Cheap is recalling over three hundred twenty
thousand plug in hybrids because of fire risk. Do not
park them in a building or a garage.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All that again, and while.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's sitting in an inanimate position, there is a possibility
that it could burst into flames. It's just while it's
sitting there minding its own business. Well, I just parked
into my garage and I went out of town and
then my house caught on fire. Poof.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, but you saved the planet. Sure you're still happy
about that. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Well, you were gonna save the planet. But then with
all the pollution from the fire, that house fire polluted
the planet worse than your car. Yeah, your car wouldn't
have done half as much damage if it had just
worked correctly as that house fire did in a few
hours there.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, heck, y'all. Notice gee's down a hall. There was
a party here yesterday. It is cheez and the refrigerator.
It's in the hall. It's a cheese played Yeah. I
think it's a charcuterie. Charcuterie Yeah, you mean shark coachy chart. Yeah, Billy,
I just size it right, I think, yeah, right, of course.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Hey, mister own Now that you're settled, are you ready
for uh, you know what what you ultimately do usually
around this time of the show.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Around this time of the show, normally I like the cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
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Speaker 1 (06:24):
I do love my family. Actually, may make a cool
gift for my family. I may have to do that.
There's a big news out of New Orleans. I hate
two big things.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
First of all, our taunting yesterday apparently worked. We did
spend a little time. It was merciless, it was cold blooded. Yeah,
but we taunted the New Orleans Pelicans of the NBA
because they hadn't won a game yet. The big goose
egg the oh, well, last night the Pelicans won their
(06:52):
first game.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You're welcome. That's all on us. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I Second of all Saints traded. She shied to Seattle
and now all the other things. Players want to know
how they can get in on this too. Really, how
much does he have to pay to get traded? I'll
do it too. Let me out of here.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Jerry Jones, Cowboys owner, made a lot of noise this
offseason about wanting to upgrade Dallas's run defense, and apparently
he has just done precisely that. The Cowboys have sent
a twenty twenty six second round pick, a twenty twenty
seven first rounder, and their twenty twenty three first round
pick defensive tackle Mazzy Smith Mazzie Smith to the Jets
(07:32):
in exchange for star defensive tackle Quinn Williams. Muzzy. Is
it Mazzy Mazzie Muzzy. I don't know. I don't name
these people. I wouldn't have named a Mazzie or Mazzy Mousey.
The first round pick involved in the trade will be
for whichever first rounder is higher, either Dallas's pick or
the Packers pick that Dallas receiver in exchange for Micah Parsons. So,
(07:53):
Mika Parsons, excuse me, very exciting news, my aunt. And
obviously you get what's going on at the Jets over there,
so a lot of interest trains happening right now. I
guess we're getting to that part of the season.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yes, approaching the deadline, you know, so they had to
make them fast.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah. In the meantime, sad news today, apparently Drake Hockey
coach has been fired after a Halloween pick of him
with a man in a Hitler costume.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
All men, I missed all the hockey news, Like, can
you believe I didn't have that stole about the hockey news.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Drake University fired one of their coaches after she was
photographed standing next to a man in a Hitler she wow.
Jesse Rudin, who is a former Bulldogs player, reportedly attended
a Halloween party at Miss Kitty's Country Bar and nightclub
in Clive, Iowa.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I'd like to go to that where she They got
a Miss Kitty look alike that works there or something.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That's a good question. She stood smiling next to Hitler,
according to the New York Post. And now she doesn't
have a job anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
She didn't even she not the one that dressed up.
She just stood there next to somebody that yeah, she
just walked up. He was taking a photo. She stood
next to him. She doesn't have a job anymore. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
And then this this is an odd one here. Tom
Brady has admitted that his current dog, Juny, was cloned
from cells taken from a previous pet that died in
twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And that's an issue. You seem to have some sort
of a negative concept of this idea.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I've read about this before. Do you realize how much
money this costs to have your dog cloned?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh? If he got it, he spins it on whatever
he wants. Some people by art, some people clone their dog.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Let me phrase it differently. Do you realize how many
dogs are being born all the time with no family?
There you go and this guy's cloning dogs. People always say,
you know you're spay and new to them dogs and stuff. Well,
have you ever priced that price?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Going down to the veterinarian wherever you go with your
dog and ask him how much does it cost? You
think it'd be like fifty bucks? Sometimes the surgery, it's
gonna be a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, But sometimes they'll wave the fees on that if
they have too many dogs and they need to get
him out of there. Here's what's interesting about this. You
would think like, oh, is it some design your dog?
Some fancy pure bread? No pit bull mix? You cloned
a pit bull mix. There's like a hundred pit bull
mixes that the dog pound right now. Many of them
are puppies. They still haven't you know, they're not bad
(10:13):
dogs necessarily if you train them right, I know, some
people don't like pet bulls, but Tom Brady did. He
just cloned one.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Every buddy of mine wanted to find out what kind
of dog he had because he picked up on him rescues.
You know, they're doing the right thang. And he got
that dog. And he's like, yeah, they got this thing
where you can, you know, get that gene selection thing sure,
just like for humans, and they can tell you you're this
much you know, German, and this much whatever. So they
did a dog thing and it came back. The dogs
got like six percent pit bull didn't really look like
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a pit bull's just got some pit bull. And the
guy asked the veterinarian about that, and vet told him,
he said, you know that every dog in this country
right now has a small percentage of pit bull because
you don't get to say no when a pit bull
wants to have babies with you.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
They just have it. It's like you go get what
they don't get. It's like a date with Bill Cosby.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You're eating the dogs.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
They're eating the cats. Eat the cat. Eat eat the cat.
They're eating the dogs.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
They're eating the cats, eat the cat, eat the cat.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You're eating the cats. You're eating the dogs.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson radio Network.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't like when singers do that in a song,
what they do when they're.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Like rabble marble marble bar.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You know, that's just how they sing, and I like
that kind of music.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
But you're playing it.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I didn't mean to.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh it was a mistake.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, it was a mistake, guys, Yeah, it was a mistake.
It's kind of like when Tom Hanks said, eighty minutes
of the original Toy Story got dumped. They were gonna
keep it in the movie, but then they lost it.
So I think somebody spilled coffee on it or something.
Like the original Toy Story is like one hundred years old. Yeah,
if you love the original Toy Story, it was almost
a very different movie and maybe not as great. Here's
Tom Hanks last night talking to some gay commusy him.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Allen and I and everybody involved in it. We would
hoarded a Toy Story movie for about eighty minutes of
it that was completely thrown out.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
A different story.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, it was everything because the people who were running
the studio, not Pixar, said look, it's a cartoon, let's
make them wise cracking insult each other and come up
with goofy things.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It didn't work.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It wasn't Toy Story, it wasn't what Pixar was going for.
So we got one of those calls from John Lassiter.
John called up and he said, hey, listen, we've looked
at it and it's just not working and we would
like to start all over from scratch. How long had
you been working We had been working on it for
about two years, I will say about two years.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
So then we began the process all over again, which
is about a two and a half to three year process.
And there's going to be another there's going to be
a fifth Toy Story movements.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Woo, you've got a frid in me. Yeah. I don't
like when singers do that with their voice. I don't
like that.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
No, how many Toy Stories are you behind? It's kind
of like the Jurassic Park conversation yesterday. How many movies
are we behind? Now? I think I saw Toy Story three,
and then apparently they're working on five, so clearly I
must have missed four.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I saw two of them. Do you think that Tom
Hanks doesn't even participate anymore? They're just using AI Probably Tom,
we could pay you and you don't even we know
how you talk, we know how you deliver the line, and.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Probably have enough of his lines already recorded that they
can just you know, have AI mix it up and
match it up to whatever dialogue they want.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Oh for sure. I mean they'll probably keep coming out
with new Tom Hanks starring and toy story movies decades
after he's dead.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Can they do that with us?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
If now we could be time again for another edition
of medical Coincidences. Oh boy, medical coincidences.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It's a double dose of medical coincidences, and this one
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Speaker 1 (14:09):
I love it. I love Haywood Harvest. All right, Today
we tell you the stories of Victor Conte and Keith Browner.
Let's start off with Keith Browner, sixty three years old,
died suddenly. The former USC Trojan star and NFL Venteroran
Keith Browner Senior, has passed away. His son, Keith Browner Junior,
(14:29):
not coincidentally, says Dad died Tuesday morning in California. They
said it was unexpected he died. No official cause of
death has been revealed, but they think it may have
had something to do with his heart. He curled up
over the side of the chair, fell to the ground,
and he was dead. That was that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
And if you noticed, they never even even try to
broach the subject of the you know what anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, you know that you know what?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Then? You know, I wouldn't have even wanted to guess.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Or any of the boosters after the you know what?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
All right, So now we go from the NFL over
to this. Victor Kante, the man behind the infamous steroids
scandal that rocked the sports world in two thousand and three,
has died at seventy five following a battle with pancreatic cancer.
That's not good scientific nutrition for advanced conditioning snack. Conte's
company announced his passing.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
On X Maybe he wasn't nice to us, Pancreas announced
Pancreas as being not so nice to him.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Kante became a polarizing figure in two thousand and three
when the FBI rated his previous company, Balco, and they
found a whole bunch of steroids all over the believes.
He later pleaded guilty in two thousand and five to
conspiracy to distribute steroids and money laundering. He was laundering money,
he wasn't distributing money laundering. Admitted to supplying performance ansing
drugs to several high profile athletes, including Barry Bonds, the
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home Run King, and Olympic gold medalist Marion Jones. I
think the real home run King was steroids. They didn't
really give it. It does seem like that had a
lot to do with all of it. Like steroids is
doing a lot of the heavy lifting there. We salute
steroids today. Yeah, any other celebrities die today?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Well, I don't have anything yet, but it's early.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I'm sure some moraled I assume. Well, let's not be
so cheery about it. I'm not cheery. I'm just saying
you really looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
We mentioned this week that MTV is canceling their show
that airs constantly ridiculousness.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I've never seen it or heard of it.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
It's this TV show where a former pro skater watches
video clips on the internet and then him and his
friends just laugh at it. And you know what else
air is constantly in that show, the annoying laugh track
that they call them misfitters take a lot. You want
to know what, I just don't respect the winner time too.
(16:47):
I'm doing my own thing. I'm just doing me. I
love vacationing, even in the dead of winter. Am I
weird about that? Anything you say, I'll have a laugh. Oh,
it's just lock that black. Even if it's not funny.
It was with and without laugh tracks. I can't do it.
I can't do the laugh track.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
It just last one I watched was The Big Bang Theory,
and I enjoyed it very much, so I continue to
watch it, even though you would point it out and
kind of ruined it for a little while until I
got over it that that laugh track was a bit annoying.
But now I don't watch any of the regular mainstream
or network television.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
It doesn't do anything for me. Never has mister Kenneth,
do you use melatonin a little more health news before.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
We got on that occasionally, and you know it's supposed
to help you fall asleep if you have trouble sleeping,
And for a while I had some things going on
that I want but not normally. No.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Our new study says chronic use of the sleep aid
may lead to heart failure.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Well, I'm glad I'm not a chronic user.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
There are mixed reviews of the latest scientific findings, but
apparently the popular sleep supplement could actually damage your heart. Now,
according to research from the American Heart Association, using melatonin
consistently for over a year was linked to higher risk
of heart failure. But is it also possible it's not
the melatonin that's the problem. You were having trouble sleeping
(18:14):
because of some other issue that's hurting your heart. You
don't eat well, you're drinking too much, maybe you smoke,
and then you're taking melatonin. And they said, all these
people taking melatonin have heart issues. Yeah, but they were
taking melatonin because of some other problem that was causing
the heart issue.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Certainly likely. It sounds like you're ready to launch into
a new career medical research. Ditch this radio thing once
and for all. I thought you were going to launch
into stand up a comic line, and I don't know,
maybe you still do that, you know, just part time
and weekends and all. But now medical research, good for you.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Nah, I couldn't do medical research. I'm not a black lesbian.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
We'll get you a big white coat and met'll make
you feel like you're doing it. Even if you're sitting
here just talking on a radio. You're not listening me, guys, DEI.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
The medical research world is filled with all these rules
about how you got to be in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
You're not listening to me. I said, you wouldn't be
doing it. We'd just dress you up in a white coat. Actually, yeah,
that'd be cool. The look is really all you're going
for anyway, right, You think that would impress checks? You
see that TV commercial with doctor Drew him with chicks
will dig it? That is sad.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
We need to talk about the biggest health epidemic in
American history, The real reason so many Americans are having
all these heart attacks, especially males, The reason big booty Latinas.
I mean, oh my god, have you seen all these big,
juicy Latina booties? Makes me want to have a freaking
heart attack. Every single time you put on a little
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sausa and out of nowhere, AOC shows up shaking that
big juicy
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Booty Walton and Johnson Radio network
There's more of that.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
These all tictures.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Now, ain't this is Lyle Lovett with a sleep at
the wheel.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That it ain't ain't, ain't close, no, ain't no fiddy.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
All right, Wall Street does not like the news about
New York City's new mayor.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Since you mentioned that five minutes ago, the Dow futures
have actually gone up into the green.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm looking at it right now it still says in
the red.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, I'm telling you, I'm looking at it. It's in
the green.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
The future is now up eighteen.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Fox Business says up. Google says down. Boy, I'm getting
to think these people don't know what they're reporting.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Now up eight NASDAK still down fifty. These are all
just predictions most of the time. Then the market reacts
to what's gonna happen, not what has already happened. They
like to get out in front of these things. And
so market was down quite a bit yesterday because of
the expectation of these elections turning up just exactly the
(00:57):
way they did. No surprise there. So the market wasn't
surprised at all.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, I guess maybe not. But one group of people
that are great at predicting what's going to happen with
the economy. Are degenerate gamblers polymarket dot Com? This just
in Florida and Texas. Real estate prices projected to soar
as NYC season exodus is up to one million people?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Wow? Or for Texas or more for Florida. Do they think?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I'm thinking, well, where would they go in Florida? I
guess wealthy people would move to Palm Palm Beach right
and then.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But finally, I don't know no about no Florida.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
But financial institutions are likely to move to Dallas.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think DFW is getting that whole Wall Street exodus
towards the Metroplex.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, I'm thinking it's not No. One will be surprised
when multiple financial institutions try to relocate. And this is
truly a new era in American economics. Something is about
to change simply because this young man in New York
City became mayor You're going to see people pick up
and move or not. I don't mean it's always positive.
They'll just bend there, you know, grab their ankles and
(02:03):
put out with it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Who knows, well, some will, some will, Yeah, at least
the rich people have the option of taking their money
and moving somewhere else. The poor people who mostly probably
voted for this guy, they're just gonna sit there and
be stuck with it whatever happens.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, well that sucks for them, I guess. Uh. In
other news, it looks as though it's hard to believe
there is other news this morning, but it's important to
point out that apparently there is yet another Muslim going
on a stabbing spree here any lot.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm not buying it, no way, huh huh.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
At some point, you figure the Muslims are gonna cal
them down and stop stabbing people, think, I mean, they've
they've got to, right, No, No, not even a little bit.
Well they've had.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Thousands of years to calm down. Yeah they haven't.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
IBM is warning big job cuts coming in the fourth quarter,
a lot of them, a lot of layoffs in the
media as well.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Right, Yeah. Cuts here at the old radio station recently.
I'm not naming names or anything like that, but it
happens they did fire this one woman that was in
charge of making sure the commercials got scheduled properly and
since then, because you know, in an effort to save
money and streamline the process. They fired this one gal
(03:19):
and they replaced her with six different people who don't
know how to do her job.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
And they'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
That that really makes a lot of sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well, you know that sort of thing happened when there's
cuts in corporate America.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You know, you get used to it after a while.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I work in radio and we've seen this happening for
you know, decades at this point.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But sheally near the holidays for some reason. I know
it's because also towards the end of the year, the
fourth quarter blah blah blah. But yeah, this is the
time of year.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It usually happens before Halloween because they don't want to
ruin the holidays. It's not just our company, it's a
lot of different companies.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And I think for a while years ago they wanted
to ruin the holidays. They would wait like two weeks
before Christmas. Somebody suggested they move it up a little
earlier next time. I guess that was before my time.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's they've always done the layoffs at the most polite
time possible in my twenty years of being broadcasting, no
matter what company I was at at the time, and
more Economic News Cheap is recalling over three hundred twenty
thousand plug in hybrids because of fire risk. Do not
park them in a building or a garage.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All that again, and while.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's sitting in an inanimate position, there is a possibility
that it could burst into flames. It's just while it's
sitting there minding its own business. Well, I just parked
into my garage and I went out of town and
then my house caught on fire. Poof.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, but you saved the planet. Sure you're still happy
about that. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Well, you were gonna save the planet. But then with
all the pollution from the fire, that house fire polluted
the planet worse than your car. Yeah, your car wouldn't
have done half as much damage if it had just
worked correctly as that house fire did in a few
hours there.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, heck, y'all. Notice gee's down a hall. There was
a party here yesterday. It is cheez and the refrigerator.
It's in the hall. It's a cheese played Yeah. I
think it's a charcuterie. Charcuterie Yeah, you mean shark coachy chart. Yeah, Billy,
I just size it right, I think, yeah, right, of course.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Hey, mister own Now that you're settled, are you ready
for uh, you know what what you ultimately do usually
around this time of the show.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Around this time of the show, normally I like the cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Cheese, bro, everybody likes cheese. I can't follow you cheese man.
Cheese is good. Yeah, I'm with you on that. Sports
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Who are you gonna have in your legacy video? Are
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I hate my family. I would never but but you know,
I mean, I'm kidding.
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Speaker 1 (06:24):
I do love my family. Actually, may make a cool
gift for my family. I may have to do that.
There's a big news out of New Orleans. I hate
two big things.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
First of all, our taunting yesterday apparently worked. We did
spend a little time. It was merciless, it was cold blooded. Yeah,
but we taunted the New Orleans Pelicans of the NBA
because they hadn't won a game yet. The big goose
egg the oh, well, last night the Pelicans won their
(06:52):
first game.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You're welcome. That's all on us. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I Second of all Saints traded. She shied to Seattle
and now all the other things. Players want to know
how they can get in on this too. Really, how
much does he have to pay to get traded? I'll
do it too. Let me out of here.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Jerry Jones, Cowboys owner, made a lot of noise this
offseason about wanting to upgrade Dallas's run defense, and apparently
he has just done precisely that. The Cowboys have sent
a twenty twenty six second round pick, a twenty twenty
seven first rounder, and their twenty twenty three first round
pick defensive tackle Mazzy Smith Mazzie Smith to the Jets
(07:32):
in exchange for star defensive tackle Quinn Williams. Muzzy. Is
it Mazzy Mazzie Muzzy. I don't know. I don't name
these people. I wouldn't have named a Mazzie or Mazzy Mousey.
The first round pick involved in the trade will be
for whichever first rounder is higher, either Dallas's pick or
the Packers pick that Dallas receiver in exchange for Micah Parsons. So,
(07:53):
Mika Parsons, excuse me, very exciting news, my aunt. And
obviously you get what's going on at the Jets over there,
so a lot of interest trains happening right now. I
guess we're getting to that part of the season.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yes, approaching the deadline, you know, so they had to
make them fast.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah. In the meantime, sad news today, apparently Drake Hockey
coach has been fired after a Halloween pick of him
with a man in a Hitler costume.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
All men, I missed all the hockey news, Like, can
you believe I didn't have that stole about the hockey news.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Drake University fired one of their coaches after she was
photographed standing next to a man in a Hitler she wow.
Jesse Rudin, who is a former Bulldogs player, reportedly attended
a Halloween party at Miss Kitty's Country Bar and nightclub
in Clive, Iowa.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I'd like to go to that where she They got
a Miss Kitty look alike that works there or something.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That's a good question. She stood smiling next to Hitler,
according to the New York Post. And now she doesn't
have a job anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
She didn't even she not the one that dressed up.
She just stood there next to somebody that yeah, she
just walked up. He was taking a photo. She stood
next to him. She doesn't have a job anymore. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
And then this this is an odd one here. Tom
Brady has admitted that his current dog, Juny, was cloned
from cells taken from a previous pet that died in
twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And that's an issue. You seem to have some sort
of a negative concept of this idea.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I've read about this before. Do you realize how much
money this costs to have your dog cloned?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh? If he got it, he spins it on whatever
he wants. Some people by art, some people clone their dog.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Let me phrase it differently. Do you realize how many
dogs are being born all the time with no family?
There you go and this guy's cloning dogs. People always say,
you know you're spay and new to them dogs and stuff. Well,
have you ever priced that price?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Going down to the veterinarian wherever you go with your
dog and ask him how much does it cost? You
think it'd be like fifty bucks? Sometimes the surgery, it's
gonna be a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, But sometimes they'll wave the fees on that if
they have too many dogs and they need to get
him out of there. Here's what's interesting about this. You
would think like, oh, is it some design your dog?
Some fancy pure bread? No pit bull mix? You cloned
a pit bull mix. There's like a hundred pit bull
mixes that the dog pound right now. Many of them
are puppies. They still haven't you know, they're not bad
(10:13):
dogs necessarily if you train them right, I know, some
people don't like pet bulls, but Tom Brady did. He
just cloned one.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Every buddy of mine wanted to find out what kind
of dog he had because he picked up on him rescues.
You know, they're doing the right thang. And he got
that dog. And he's like, yeah, they got this thing
where you can, you know, get that gene selection thing sure,
just like for humans, and they can tell you you're this
much you know, German, and this much whatever. So they
did a dog thing and it came back. The dogs
got like six percent pit bull didn't really look like
(10:40):
a pit bull's just got some pit bull. And the
guy asked the veterinarian about that, and vet told him,
he said, you know that every dog in this country
right now has a small percentage of pit bull because
you don't get to say no when a pit bull
wants to have babies with you.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
They just have it. It's like you go get what
they don't get. It's like a date with Bill Cosby.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You're eating the dogs.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
They're eating the cats. Eat the cat. Eat eat the cat.
They're eating the dogs.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
They're eating the cats, eat the cat, eat the cat.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You're eating the cats. You're eating the dogs.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson radio Network.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't like when singers do that in a song,
what they do when they're.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Like rabble marble marble bar.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You know, that's just how they sing, and I like
that kind of music.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
But you're playing it.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I didn't mean to.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh it was a mistake.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, it was a mistake, guys, Yeah, it was a mistake.
It's kind of like when Tom Hanks said, eighty minutes
of the original Toy Story got dumped. They were gonna
keep it in the movie, but then they lost it.
So I think somebody spilled coffee on it or something.
Like the original Toy Story is like one hundred years old. Yeah,
if you love the original Toy Story, it was almost
a very different movie and maybe not as great. Here's
Tom Hanks last night talking to some gay commusy him.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Allen and I and everybody involved in it. We would
hoarded a Toy Story movie for about eighty minutes of
it that was completely thrown out.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
A different story.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, it was everything because the people who were running
the studio, not Pixar, said look, it's a cartoon, let's
make them wise cracking insult each other and come up
with goofy things.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It didn't work.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It wasn't Toy Story, it wasn't what Pixar was going for.
So we got one of those calls from John Lassiter.
John called up and he said, hey, listen, we've looked
at it and it's just not working and we would
like to start all over from scratch. How long had
you been working We had been working on it for
about two years, I will say about two years.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
So then we began the process all over again, which
is about a two and a half to three year process.
And there's going to be another there's going to be
a fifth Toy Story movements.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Woo, you've got a frid in me. Yeah. I don't
like when singers do that with their voice. I don't
like that.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
No, how many Toy Stories are you behind? It's kind
of like the Jurassic Park conversation yesterday. How many movies
are we behind? Now? I think I saw Toy Story three,
and then apparently they're working on five, so clearly I
must have missed four.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I saw two of them. Do you think that Tom
Hanks doesn't even participate anymore? They're just using AI Probably Tom,
we could pay you and you don't even we know
how you talk, we know how you deliver the line, and.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Probably have enough of his lines already recorded that they
can just you know, have AI mix it up and
match it up to whatever dialogue they want.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Oh for sure. I mean they'll probably keep coming out
with new Tom Hanks starring and toy story movies decades
after he's dead.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Can they do that with us?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
If now we could be time again for another edition
of medical Coincidences. Oh boy, medical coincidences.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It's a double dose of medical coincidences, and this one
is NFL edition. Before we get to it, this Reporter
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Speaker 1 (14:09):
I love it. I love Haywood Harvest. All right, Today
we tell you the stories of Victor Conte and Keith Browner.
Let's start off with Keith Browner, sixty three years old,
died suddenly. The former USC Trojan star and NFL Venteroran
Keith Browner Senior, has passed away. His son, Keith Browner Junior,
(14:29):
not coincidentally, says Dad died Tuesday morning in California. They
said it was unexpected he died. No official cause of
death has been revealed, but they think it may have
had something to do with his heart. He curled up
over the side of the chair, fell to the ground,
and he was dead. That was that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
And if you noticed, they never even even try to
broach the subject of the you know what anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, you know that you know what?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Then? You know, I wouldn't have even wanted to guess.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Or any of the boosters after the you know what?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
All right, So now we go from the NFL over
to this. Victor Kante, the man behind the infamous steroids
scandal that rocked the sports world in two thousand and three,
has died at seventy five following a battle with pancreatic cancer.
That's not good scientific nutrition for advanced conditioning snack. Conte's
company announced his passing.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
On X Maybe he wasn't nice to us, Pancreas announced
Pancreas as being not so nice to him.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Kante became a polarizing figure in two thousand and three
when the FBI rated his previous company, Balco, and they
found a whole bunch of steroids all over the believes.
He later pleaded guilty in two thousand and five to
conspiracy to distribute steroids and money laundering. He was laundering money,
he wasn't distributing money laundering. Admitted to supplying performance ansing
drugs to several high profile athletes, including Barry Bonds, the
(15:50):
home Run King, and Olympic gold medalist Marion Jones. I
think the real home run King was steroids. They didn't
really give it. It does seem like that had a
lot to do with all of it. Like steroids is
doing a lot of the heavy lifting there. We salute
steroids today. Yeah, any other celebrities die today?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Well, I don't have anything yet, but it's early.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I'm sure some moraled I assume. Well, let's not be
so cheery about it. I'm not cheery. I'm just saying
you really looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
We mentioned this week that MTV is canceling their show
that airs constantly ridiculousness.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I've never seen it or heard of it.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
It's this TV show where a former pro skater watches
video clips on the internet and then him and his
friends just laugh at it. And you know what else
air is constantly in that show, the annoying laugh track
that they call them misfitters take a lot. You want
to know what, I just don't respect the winner time too.
(16:47):
I'm doing my own thing. I'm just doing me. I
love vacationing, even in the dead of winter. Am I
weird about that? Anything you say, I'll have a laugh. Oh,
it's just lock that black. Even if it's not funny.
It was with and without laugh tracks. I can't do it.
I can't do the laugh track.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
It just last one I watched was The Big Bang Theory,
and I enjoyed it very much, so I continue to
watch it, even though you would point it out and
kind of ruined it for a little while until I
got over it that that laugh track was a bit annoying.
But now I don't watch any of the regular mainstream
or network television.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
It doesn't do anything for me. Never has mister Kenneth,
do you use melatonin a little more health news before.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
We got on that occasionally, and you know it's supposed
to help you fall asleep if you have trouble sleeping,
And for a while I had some things going on
that I want but not normally. No.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Our new study says chronic use of the sleep aid
may lead to heart failure.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Well, I'm glad I'm not a chronic user.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
There are mixed reviews of the latest scientific findings, but
apparently the popular sleep supplement could actually damage your heart. Now,
according to research from the American Heart Association, using melatonin
consistently for over a year was linked to higher risk
of heart failure. But is it also possible it's not
the melatonin that's the problem. You were having trouble sleeping
(18:14):
because of some other issue that's hurting your heart. You
don't eat well, you're drinking too much, maybe you smoke,
and then you're taking melatonin. And they said, all these
people taking melatonin have heart issues. Yeah, but they were
taking melatonin because of some other problem that was causing
the heart issue.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Certainly likely. It sounds like you're ready to launch into
a new career medical research. Ditch this radio thing once
and for all. I thought you were going to launch
into stand up a comic line, and I don't know,
maybe you still do that, you know, just part time
and weekends and all. But now medical research, good for you.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Nah, I couldn't do medical research. I'm not a black lesbian.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
We'll get you a big white coat and met'll make
you feel like you're doing it. Even if you're sitting
here just talking on a radio. You're not listening me, guys, DEI.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
The medical research world is filled with all these rules
about how you got to be in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
You're not listening to me. I said, you wouldn't be
doing it. We'd just dress you up in a white coat. Actually, yeah,
that'd be cool. The look is really all you're going
for anyway, right, You think that would impress checks? You
see that TV commercial with doctor Drew him with chicks
will dig it? That is sad.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
We need to talk about the biggest health epidemic in
American history, The real reason so many Americans are having
all these heart attacks, especially males, The reason big booty Latinas.
I mean, oh my god, have you seen all these big,
juicy Latina booties? Makes me want to have a freaking
heart attack. Every single time you put on a little
(19:43):
sausa and out of nowhere, AOC shows up shaking that
big juicy
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