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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, kids, New York Fashion Week will go fur free.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's the biggest win for.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Animal activists since they got Steve Harvey to free the
bear above his lip. Oh yeah, that was sweet, Thank
you very much. That's our mustache joke for the morning. Yeah,
we are allowed one and only one a day. I
feel like I could pull off a mustache. What do
you think, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'd love to pull off a mustache? What is he? Hum?
Why not? It sounds gross? Yeah? Why do you do
that with everything we say? Are you guys excited about
Christmas crawfish?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I mean, I'm not against it, but I didn't realize
it was an option.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It is, Oh, not necessarily today, but by Christmas. If
you've got a craving for crawfish and it's not springtime yet,
there is hope on the horizon because the Louisiana Agricultural
Commissioner Mike Strain Now, no, Mike, a big stretch of
drought conditions, but recent rains means good news for crawfish lovers.
(00:55):
The recent rain poll they're hoping will create a great
crawfish season, a very rich crop moving forward, looking forward
to if you're into that tradition. Crawfish in December might
be a little pricey, you know, because it's early, but
it is a uniquely New Orleans and Louisiana way to
(01:17):
celebrate the Christmas season.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And meanwhile, in Texas, meanwhile, tomaly's.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, I just love tom know what's good? Yeah, I
take it now. I wonder if the crawfish Christmas kind
of helps draw attention to the kata hula crackdown? Is
it crackdown or just crash crunch crunch. That's right, it
sounds like breakfast cereal kata hula crunch is uh, it's
(01:47):
really it's lit, is what I think the kids say today, right, bro,
Normally kids never seen that anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Generally, if I'm going to eat something, I need to
see the kitchen where it came from. But for some reason,
when the cleaning lady in my building walks around sewing
to Molly's, I don't want to know what to ask questions.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I want those tamalies. I don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I know her kitchen's probably gross. Actually it's probably not,
but still, but if it is, I don't want to know.
I don't want to know what lives under the counter
or whatever. I just want the tamali. Put the tamali
in my mouth. Yeah, I could eat a lot of
tamali's mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You know, that's a.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Great food for lifting. Oh, is it really sure? You
get the carbs the proteins. You got a lot of
good stuff in there. You're gonna need you got a
carb up before you go lift, but you need the
proteins too.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah. And you can also uh probably gas out all
the other lifters while you're straining a little. You know,
the way I eat.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
One of the reasons why I run so much every
day is because I don't always eat food that makes
my ass smell good. But I find if I run
three to six miles a day, it cleans me out.
As I'm out there running, I leave it out there
on the track. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You got a little rhythm going with it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Sometimes sometimes if someone passes me while I'm running and
I think I can catch up to them, I'll try
to run right in front of them, and then I'm just.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Crop dust in the entire park. Yeah, appreciate you keeping
the mosquito population down.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Next time there's a marathon or a half marathon, I
think that's gonna be my strategy out there.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm the course. You know. It's funny. There'll be one soon.
Matter of fact, that next month, I think in Houston.
Why don't you go ahead and line up for that.
I can't because I'm gonna be with you guys. Oh no,
do we mess up your marathon the schedule.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
One of the reasons why I don't run in marathons
the last year or two is because I got so
into skiing and I don't want the running to screw
up the skiing.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, you don't want it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I run so I could train to ski. I'd rather ski.
That's you know for me. Speaking of training and preparing
yourselves for things, we do a semi regular segment on
this show, and I feel it's an appropriate time for it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Hey everyone, it's back to school time.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Let's go back to school with Kenny.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And this report's brought to you by my Legacy Video
at the website my Legacy Video dot Com. Can explain
everything they do for you, and it would make a
great Christmas gift. By the way, I'm assuming maybe they'll
have time to get it. Even if you didn't have
it ready by Christmas, it would still be a great gift.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's a great point if you have an older family
member who wants to tell stories to a much younger
family member about how a long time ago in school
we used to teach things like math and science and
reading instead of how to snip off your peepe. Go
ahead and go to my Legacy video dot com.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Today.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's like having a ken Burns documentary produced about your grandpa.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But the guy that's doing it is not ken Burns
now because he sucks. Like that guy, You'll still be fine.
Takes him a long time to tell a story. You know,
the guy that does the my Legacy videos and is excellent.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, he's a lot cooler than ken Burns. I wouldn't
trust ken Burns around children would either. An increasing number
of students in America's top colleges are claiming to be
disabled to get cushie accommodations, according to a new report, I.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Mean, like uh, handicapped, physically disabled, like they got a
limp or something or what.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, that's pretty much it is. Most of them are
mentally disabled as well emotionally different things. But yes, Billy,
at all of the above. The number of students with
disability accommodations has doubled, sometimes even tripled at some of
the top universities in recent years. More than twenty percent
of undergraduate students that Brown and Harvard are registered as disabled.
(05:22):
One in five students at Harvard University as a disability,
and thirty four percent one in three students that Amherst
are said to be disabled. Now you're probably wondering, well,
why would they do that?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Why is that a good thing? How does that help them?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They get extra time for tests, they get extra time
to do their homework. At the University of Chicago, considered
to be the most difficult university in the world, the
number of disabled students has more than tripled over the
past few years.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But the most of them are disabled when it comes
to math class. Sure right, math is hard, We'll give
you that, but they make it even harder on themselves
by being stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
At UC Berkeley, the number has quintupled over the last decade.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
The rise appears to stem from an increase in students
receiving diagnoses since the Americans Disability Act was amended in
two thousand and eight to broaden the definition of disabilities.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
What that means is since this law passed.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It requires institutions to provide reasonable accommodations to people with
mental or physical impairment substantially limits one or more major
life activities, which means you get more time to do
your homework, more time to take a test, and not surprisingly,
these kids with disabilities have much higher scores and grades
than those who don't.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Really what a shocker, Well, they're all victims. That's the
first thing you learn, be a victim, and that way
you get special treatment. That's so wonderful these days.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Now, I have very mixed feelings about this because on
one hand, if someone really does have it a disability,
we want them to finish school. It takes longer to
get around school in a wheelchair. Nobody's more sensitive than
that than us. We spent a lot of time I'm
raising money for people in wheelchairs.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's a point and to get them the wheelchair in particular.
By at the same time. You ever see those videos,
the guys will come out of the you know, they
went down to the government office in their town, to
the disability center so they could pick up their check,
and they come in in a wheelchair. Sometimes this one video.
(07:22):
Never forget watching this. The guy goes in on crutches. Yeah,
and he's walking in on his crutches and he comes
out and he's got his check and everything. Well, I'm sure.
And he's leaving the disability office on crutches and he's
crossing the street there at the intersection, and apparently somebody
wasn't paying attention, probably looking at their phone, and they
(07:42):
didn't slow down. When he was out in the middle
of the intersection, he tossed him crutches and took off
running like that running back for the Detroit Lions last night.
Who that boy could scat in there? I don't think
that's what Scott means.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, he can run, he can go, he can Billy
had we talked about this as a colloquialism. Scat now
refers to as a it's a it's a bodily function
in which.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Somebody well in the woods. It's it's like animal scat.
That's a different kind of sket I think it's we're
talking about the same No, No, there's different definitions for
the same word. Believe it or not. This is that
one word that means different things at different times. What
you just blew my mind?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I know you remember that scene in the movie Trading
places where he was disabled until the cops came and then.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Lifted him up and all of a sudden, his legs.
He's like, your miracle worker, man, your miracle work of
my legs.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
They were, we have a problem. What's the problem?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Nothing? Seriously, what's the problem? Nothing? It's whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You don't care anyway, Walton.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
And Johnson Radio Network. Is she a hooker? Is she
a trafficking victim? And uh is it a trick question
or something?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
There's a woman running for office right now in the
state of Texas. There's a story that came out claiming
she used to be a prostitute and that she was
actually paid by a state lawmaker using day credit cards.
And this is just how it was explained to us
in the hallway by one of our reporters producers.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And knowing this a little bit about her, if she
were running against Lena Hidalgo, you'd still vote for her.
I know Lena's not running what a shame, or at
least not running for this office this time. But don't
you think she's a little bit like Jasmine Crockett who
can't wait till Monday to find out what she might
announce that the minute they get popular and by popular
(09:28):
I mean controversial in the news, they're getting attention, whether
it's for good or bad, they immediately want a better job.
That's how it works. Yeah, it's pretty wild, dude. A
guy just emailed us, so we talk about Lane Kiff
in a little while ago in sports and fact that
he's kind of jumped around from a team to team
Charlie email. He said, me and my buddies here or
(09:50):
we've always nicknamed Lane Kiff and the uh he's now
since he, you know, coaches for l issue now. He
used to just be Tigger. Now he's he's lsu Tigger
because he bounces from one coaching job to the next.
And what what's Tigger famous for? Bouncing? Both he both
(10:13):
you bouncy, bouncy, bouncy like that on the winning the Boot.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
What was Tigger's catchphrase? Again, Bouncing is what Tiggers do best,
all right, They bounce Tauta for now, Tata for now?
He said, Tata that would see it says here. That
was one of his catchphrases. Yeah, buddy, if you're gonna bounce,
you've got to have some bounce. I think that's also
what that former less turned lawmaker candidate said.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I think Lean Kiffin said, tata uh to the rebels tauta.
He was very upset. They didn't let him coach, and
apparently they didn't let him keep any of his identifying
Mississippi state clothing. You you can leave the shirt, the hat,
all that stuff that says missipp state or ole mis Sorry,
old miss you just leave that and uh, then you
(10:57):
could go on your way. They stripped him down pretty
much naked. Well, probably he could sell it on eBay.
Dear watch driver. Yeah, all right, kids, let's go to Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Tennessee real estate investor Page Baton bought a house back
in October twenty twenty four that she was hoping would
be a quick flip.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That's how she what kind of interest rate she got?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
A little ha, you know, folk, Well, things haven't exactly
gone her way, to cut it, put it bluntly, they didn't,
and not just because she's been sitting on an empty
home for over a year, but because when some prospective
buyers finally came to tour the house, she found out
someone had removed the driveway. What now, Yeah, she said,
I had a call Saturday morning and the person said, hey,
(11:39):
we're thinking about putting in an offer. When are you
going to finish up the driveway? And then I said, well,
the driveway had a couple of craccident, but we're not
planning on redoing the driveway. And she said, well, maybe
I'm at the wrong house. This house doesn't have a driveway.
This happened a few weeks ago. The real estate agent
called the police about a missing driveway.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What was there instead of a driveway, just a dirt
trail or.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
What that's exactly correct, Yeah, just nothing flat land. During
the police investigation, they found that a whole crew with
a truck and a trailer and a dump truck hauling
a back hoe and a King Crab truck hauling a
back hoe came out and removed the driveway. Well mighty
nice of them, she says. So you have to pay
for stuff like that. Well, they didn't want that, oh.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
She said. Quote.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
The biggest thing is just trying to find out who
did this by not trying to accuse anybody or anything,
she says, but just hopefully somebody will come forward and say, hey,
we made a mistake. Otherwise she's in for a fourteen
thousand dollars to replace it with no guarantee of selling
the house.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Man. That's pricey. Driveways expensive man, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So the question becomes what would drive someone to steal
a driveway?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well? Would drive them do such a thing? Was it Venezuelans? Well,
follow me here, I'm going somewhere with this. Okay, if
we blame the Venezuelans, we might have to go to
war over this or the Smullions.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Okay, clearly, all right, all jokes aside. Potential reason is
there's a new scam being perpetrated on house flippers and
real estate investors who have homes sitting empty for extended
periods of time. It's actually a scam on contractors called
the over payment scam. The thieves scam listings on online
realty sites, looking for houses that are sitting empty, then
(13:20):
call a contractor about doing some exterior work, like removing
a driveway. The scammers write a check for some money,
then the contractor asks for them and says, oops, we
made a mistake and ask for the difference to be returned.
The scam artist check bounces, but they run off with
the overage.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
All right, So I'm following you. They pretend to pay
to have the driveway removed, and then they say we
changed on my mind. We want our money back they
or are they overpaid? When the payment came through, they
still got their money back.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Obviously, there's no way to know if that's what happened,
but it sure sounds like it does. Apparently this has
been a somewhat common scam.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Taking the gypsies. Oh, I don't think you're I had
to say that anymore. Yeah, I know, I do a
lot of things I ain't allowed to do. Ain't nobody
tell me what I can and can't. I just tell
you like it is bet their gypsies.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Look, we've been told that term is retarded and you're
not allowed to say it anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So just go ahead. Where does the term gypsy originate?
Is it because a certain group of people were were jipping?
Or is it because of Egyptians? I think it was.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I've never actually met anyone who's offended by that term.
I've just heard that you're supposed to be offend. That's
like redskins. You never met anybody that was offended by that,
But that's gone. No, no redskins for the football team,
right exactly? You never met anybody that was offended by
most of the things that they claim are so offensive,
Like deaf people used to tell jokes about deaf people
(14:46):
on the show Time or two, and the Commission for
Deaf People or whatever it got all worked up about it.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It's like, well, who's that hurting? They didn't hear it. Yeah,
they couldn't hear an exactly. No, there's just some things.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
There's some things you just can't can't say anymore because
it offends everybody, You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
There's this album Colored Girl. Oh no, that's my heart
of world who lives a lonely u con far away.
Wait a second, Hank Thompson, mind me too. She cuddles
close than I. Everybody saying which means that I love you.
(15:28):
I look, I looked into it.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Billy had uga muga mushka does not mean I love you?
Are you kidding me? It's just a bunch of gibberish talk.
He's making fun of Indigenous people.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Or somebody lied to him and told him that's what
it meant. He did a whole song thinking he was right. Yeah,
well that's he's a victim. Maybe Hank Thompson is a victim.
I never thought of that. You want to ask him
what he means by that? Or are you just pandering
because you're uncomfortable that to table people. Stay tuned for more.
Waltman Johnson
All right, kids, New York Fashion Week will go fur free.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's the biggest win for.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Animal activists since they got Steve Harvey to free the
bear above his lip. Oh yeah, that was sweet, Thank
you very much. That's our mustache joke for the morning. Yeah,
we are allowed one and only one a day. I
feel like I could pull off a mustache. What do
you think, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'd love to pull off a mustache? What is he? Hum?
Why not? It sounds gross? Yeah? Why do you do
that with everything we say? Are you guys excited about
Christmas crawfish?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I mean, I'm not against it, but I didn't realize
it was an option.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It is, Oh, not necessarily today, but by Christmas. If
you've got a craving for crawfish and it's not springtime yet,
there is hope on the horizon because the Louisiana Agricultural
Commissioner Mike Strain Now, no, Mike, a big stretch of
drought conditions, but recent rains means good news for crawfish lovers.
(00:55):
The recent rain poll they're hoping will create a great
crawfish season, a very rich crop moving forward, looking forward
to if you're into that tradition. Crawfish in December might
be a little pricey, you know, because it's early, but
it is a uniquely New Orleans and Louisiana way to
(01:17):
celebrate the Christmas season.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And meanwhile, in Texas, meanwhile, tomaly's.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, I just love tom know what's good? Yeah, I
take it now. I wonder if the crawfish Christmas kind
of helps draw attention to the kata hula crackdown? Is
it crackdown or just crash crunch crunch. That's right, it
sounds like breakfast cereal kata hula crunch is uh, it's
(01:47):
really it's lit, is what I think the kids say today, right, bro,
Normally kids never seen that anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Generally, if I'm going to eat something, I need to
see the kitchen where it came from. But for some reason,
when the cleaning lady in my building walks around sewing
to Molly's, I don't want to know what to ask questions.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I want those tamalies. I don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I know her kitchen's probably gross. Actually it's probably not,
but still, but if it is, I don't want to know.
I don't want to know what lives under the counter
or whatever. I just want the tamali. Put the tamali
in my mouth. Yeah, I could eat a lot of
tamali's mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You know, that's a.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Great food for lifting. Oh, is it really sure? You
get the carbs the proteins. You got a lot of
good stuff in there. You're gonna need you got a
carb up before you go lift, but you need the
proteins too.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah. And you can also uh probably gas out all
the other lifters while you're straining a little. You know,
the way I eat.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
One of the reasons why I run so much every
day is because I don't always eat food that makes
my ass smell good. But I find if I run
three to six miles a day, it cleans me out.
As I'm out there running, I leave it out there
on the track. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You got a little rhythm going with it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Sometimes sometimes if someone passes me while I'm running and
I think I can catch up to them, I'll try
to run right in front of them, and then I'm just.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Crop dust in the entire park. Yeah, appreciate you keeping
the mosquito population down.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Next time there's a marathon or a half marathon, I
think that's gonna be my strategy out there.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm the course. You know. It's funny. There'll be one soon.
Matter of fact, that next month, I think in Houston.
Why don't you go ahead and line up for that.
I can't because I'm gonna be with you guys. Oh no,
do we mess up your marathon the schedule.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
One of the reasons why I don't run in marathons
the last year or two is because I got so
into skiing and I don't want the running to screw
up the skiing.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, you don't want it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I run so I could train to ski. I'd rather ski.
That's you know for me. Speaking of training and preparing
yourselves for things, we do a semi regular segment on
this show, and I feel it's an appropriate time for it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Hey everyone, it's back to school time.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Let's go back to school with Kenny.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And this report's brought to you by my Legacy Video
at the website my Legacy Video dot Com. Can explain
everything they do for you, and it would make a
great Christmas gift. By the way, I'm assuming maybe they'll
have time to get it. Even if you didn't have
it ready by Christmas, it would still be a great gift.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's a great point if you have an older family
member who wants to tell stories to a much younger
family member about how a long time ago in school
we used to teach things like math and science and
reading instead of how to snip off your peepe. Go
ahead and go to my Legacy video dot com.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Today.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's like having a ken Burns documentary produced about your grandpa.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But the guy that's doing it is not ken Burns
now because he sucks. Like that guy, You'll still be fine.
Takes him a long time to tell a story. You know,
the guy that does the my Legacy videos and is excellent.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, he's a lot cooler than ken Burns. I wouldn't
trust ken Burns around children would either. An increasing number
of students in America's top colleges are claiming to be
disabled to get cushie accommodations, according to a new report, I.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Mean, like uh, handicapped, physically disabled, like they got a
limp or something or what.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, that's pretty much it is. Most of them are
mentally disabled as well emotionally different things. But yes, Billy,
at all of the above. The number of students with
disability accommodations has doubled, sometimes even tripled at some of
the top universities in recent years. More than twenty percent
of undergraduate students that Brown and Harvard are registered as disabled.
(05:22):
One in five students at Harvard University as a disability,
and thirty four percent one in three students that Amherst
are said to be disabled. Now you're probably wondering, well,
why would they do that?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Why is that a good thing? How does that help them?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They get extra time for tests, they get extra time
to do their homework. At the University of Chicago, considered
to be the most difficult university in the world, the
number of disabled students has more than tripled over the
past few years.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But the most of them are disabled when it comes
to math class. Sure right, math is hard, We'll give
you that, but they make it even harder on themselves
by being stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
At UC Berkeley, the number has quintupled over the last decade.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
The rise appears to stem from an increase in students
receiving diagnoses since the Americans Disability Act was amended in
two thousand and eight to broaden the definition of disabilities.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
What that means is since this law passed.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It requires institutions to provide reasonable accommodations to people with
mental or physical impairment substantially limits one or more major
life activities, which means you get more time to do
your homework, more time to take a test, and not surprisingly,
these kids with disabilities have much higher scores and grades
than those who don't.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Really what a shocker, Well, they're all victims. That's the
first thing you learn, be a victim, and that way
you get special treatment. That's so wonderful these days.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Now, I have very mixed feelings about this because on
one hand, if someone really does have it a disability,
we want them to finish school. It takes longer to
get around school in a wheelchair. Nobody's more sensitive than
that than us. We spent a lot of time I'm
raising money for people in wheelchairs.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's a point and to get them the wheelchair in particular.
By at the same time. You ever see those videos,
the guys will come out of the you know, they
went down to the government office in their town, to
the disability center so they could pick up their check,
and they come in in a wheelchair. Sometimes this one video.
(07:22):
Never forget watching this. The guy goes in on crutches. Yeah,
and he's walking in on his crutches and he comes
out and he's got his check and everything. Well, I'm sure.
And he's leaving the disability office on crutches and he's
crossing the street there at the intersection, and apparently somebody
wasn't paying attention, probably looking at their phone, and they
(07:42):
didn't slow down. When he was out in the middle
of the intersection, he tossed him crutches and took off
running like that running back for the Detroit Lions last night.
Who that boy could scat in there? I don't think
that's what Scott means.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, he can run, he can go, he can Billy
had we talked about this as a colloquialism. Scat now
refers to as a it's a it's a bodily function
in which.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Somebody well in the woods. It's it's like animal scat.
That's a different kind of sket I think it's we're
talking about the same No, No, there's different definitions for
the same word. Believe it or not. This is that
one word that means different things at different times. What
you just blew my mind?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I know you remember that scene in the movie Trading
places where he was disabled until the cops came and then.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Lifted him up and all of a sudden, his legs.
He's like, your miracle worker, man, your miracle work of
my legs.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
They were, we have a problem. What's the problem?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Nothing? Seriously, what's the problem? Nothing? It's whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You don't care anyway, Walton.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
And Johnson Radio Network. Is she a hooker? Is she
a trafficking victim? And uh is it a trick question
or something?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
There's a woman running for office right now in the
state of Texas. There's a story that came out claiming
she used to be a prostitute and that she was
actually paid by a state lawmaker using day credit cards.
And this is just how it was explained to us
in the hallway by one of our reporters producers.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And knowing this a little bit about her, if she
were running against Lena Hidalgo, you'd still vote for her.
I know Lena's not running what a shame, or at
least not running for this office this time. But don't
you think she's a little bit like Jasmine Crockett who
can't wait till Monday to find out what she might
announce that the minute they get popular and by popular
(09:28):
I mean controversial in the news, they're getting attention, whether
it's for good or bad, they immediately want a better job.
That's how it works. Yeah, it's pretty wild, dude. A
guy just emailed us, so we talk about Lane Kiff
in a little while ago in sports and fact that
he's kind of jumped around from a team to team
Charlie email. He said, me and my buddies here or
(09:50):
we've always nicknamed Lane Kiff and the uh he's now
since he, you know, coaches for l issue now. He
used to just be Tigger. Now he's he's lsu Tigger
because he bounces from one coaching job to the next.
And what what's Tigger famous for? Bouncing? Both he both
(10:13):
you bouncy, bouncy, bouncy like that on the winning the Boot.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
What was Tigger's catchphrase? Again, Bouncing is what Tiggers do best,
all right, They bounce Tauta for now, Tata for now?
He said, Tata that would see it says here. That
was one of his catchphrases. Yeah, buddy, if you're gonna bounce,
you've got to have some bounce. I think that's also
what that former less turned lawmaker candidate said.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I think Lean Kiffin said, tata uh to the rebels tauta.
He was very upset. They didn't let him coach, and
apparently they didn't let him keep any of his identifying
Mississippi state clothing. You you can leave the shirt, the hat,
all that stuff that says missipp state or ole mis Sorry,
old miss you just leave that and uh, then you
(10:57):
could go on your way. They stripped him down pretty
much naked. Well, probably he could sell it on eBay.
Dear watch driver. Yeah, all right, kids, let's go to Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Tennessee real estate investor Page Baton bought a house back
in October twenty twenty four that she was hoping would
be a quick flip.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That's how she what kind of interest rate she got?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
A little ha, you know, folk, Well, things haven't exactly
gone her way, to cut it, put it bluntly, they didn't,
and not just because she's been sitting on an empty
home for over a year, but because when some prospective
buyers finally came to tour the house, she found out
someone had removed the driveway. What now, Yeah, she said,
I had a call Saturday morning and the person said, hey,
(11:39):
we're thinking about putting in an offer. When are you
going to finish up the driveway? And then I said, well,
the driveway had a couple of craccident, but we're not
planning on redoing the driveway. And she said, well, maybe
I'm at the wrong house. This house doesn't have a driveway.
This happened a few weeks ago. The real estate agent
called the police about a missing driveway.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What was there instead of a driveway, just a dirt
trail or.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
What that's exactly correct, Yeah, just nothing flat land. During
the police investigation, they found that a whole crew with
a truck and a trailer and a dump truck hauling
a back hoe and a King Crab truck hauling a
back hoe came out and removed the driveway. Well mighty
nice of them, she says. So you have to pay
for stuff like that. Well, they didn't want that, oh.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
She said. Quote.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
The biggest thing is just trying to find out who
did this by not trying to accuse anybody or anything,
she says, but just hopefully somebody will come forward and say, hey,
we made a mistake. Otherwise she's in for a fourteen
thousand dollars to replace it with no guarantee of selling
the house.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Man. That's pricey. Driveways expensive man, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So the question becomes what would drive someone to steal
a driveway?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well? Would drive them do such a thing? Was it Venezuelans? Well,
follow me here, I'm going somewhere with this. Okay, if
we blame the Venezuelans, we might have to go to
war over this or the Smullions.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Okay, clearly, all right, all jokes aside. Potential reason is
there's a new scam being perpetrated on house flippers and
real estate investors who have homes sitting empty for extended
periods of time. It's actually a scam on contractors called
the over payment scam. The thieves scam listings on online
realty sites, looking for houses that are sitting empty, then
(13:20):
call a contractor about doing some exterior work, like removing
a driveway. The scammers write a check for some money,
then the contractor asks for them and says, oops, we
made a mistake and ask for the difference to be returned.
The scam artist check bounces, but they run off with
the overage.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
All right, So I'm following you. They pretend to pay
to have the driveway removed, and then they say we
changed on my mind. We want our money back they
or are they overpaid? When the payment came through, they
still got their money back.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Obviously, there's no way to know if that's what happened,
but it sure sounds like it does. Apparently this has
been a somewhat common scam.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Taking the gypsies. Oh, I don't think you're I had
to say that anymore. Yeah, I know, I do a
lot of things I ain't allowed to do. Ain't nobody
tell me what I can and can't. I just tell
you like it is bet their gypsies.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Look, we've been told that term is retarded and you're
not allowed to say it anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So just go ahead. Where does the term gypsy originate?
Is it because a certain group of people were were jipping?
Or is it because of Egyptians? I think it was.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I've never actually met anyone who's offended by that term.
I've just heard that you're supposed to be offend. That's
like redskins. You never met anybody that was offended by that,
But that's gone. No, no redskins for the football team,
right exactly? You never met anybody that was offended by
most of the things that they claim are so offensive,
Like deaf people used to tell jokes about deaf people
(14:46):
on the show Time or two, and the Commission for
Deaf People or whatever it got all worked up about it.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It's like, well, who's that hurting? They didn't hear it. Yeah,
they couldn't hear an exactly. No, there's just some things.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
There's some things you just can't can't say anymore because
it offends everybody, You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
There's this album Colored Girl. Oh no, that's my heart
of world who lives a lonely u con far away.
Wait a second, Hank Thompson, mind me too. She cuddles
close than I. Everybody saying which means that I love you.
(15:28):
I look, I looked into it.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Billy had uga muga mushka does not mean I love you?
Are you kidding me? It's just a bunch of gibberish talk.
He's making fun of Indigenous people.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Or somebody lied to him and told him that's what
it meant. He did a whole song thinking he was right. Yeah,
well that's he's a victim. Maybe Hank Thompson is a victim.
I never thought of that. You want to ask him
what he means by that? Or are you just pandering
because you're uncomfortable that to table people. Stay tuned for more.
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