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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming home. The ap makes it sound like they won.
Conservative news makes it sound like they lost. Remove yourself
from the situation.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Nobody caved in, nobody punished somebody to the point where
they had to surrender. But at the same point, the
Democrats didn't accomplish anything other than making the news.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Which is an accomplishment in the political world. At the
end of the day, what else did they want?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Not much.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I feel like, honestly, as somebody that really wanted the
Republicans to win this exchange, I don't feel like they
did well.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's probably because of Governor Greg Abbott. I got nothing
against the guy personally, and he's doing a much better
job than most of the other governors. But it's kind
of like when parents keep telling their kids to stop
it or you're gonna regret it. He kept giving these
guys all kinds of warnings, you don't make me stop
(00:52):
this car, don't make me come back there, don't but
he never followed through on any of his threat of punishment.
And you've seen kids running amook in restaurants or wherever,
and the parents are like timmy, now stop, but they
don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I like them.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I hate when they run.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Somebody needs to actually say, you know what, that's not
just a threat.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'm gonna make it happen. They're gonna make a rain. Yeah, no,
I do like that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
DeSantis and Trump are getting along again in Florida right now.
Ron DeSantis just made a big announcement. Florida is adding
a thirteen hundred bed deportation depot to Alligator Alcatraz.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
If you wonder what that means, here's big deed to
explain it to you.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So I'm here to announce today that we are authorizing
and we'll be soon opening this new illegal immigration detention,
processing and deportation facility here in North Florida. We are
calling this the deportation Depot. It is gonna be named.
(01:59):
It is gonna be located here at Baker Correctional Institute.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Don't you wish it was a catapult? No, I wish
called it the train station instead of the depot. Ah
deportation train station. We're gonna take you to the train station.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh no, yeah, like in Yellowstone there you go, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now I still say a catapult, Billy, and I just
think catapults are fun. My dream of having a catapult,
right at the border and then on the other side,
maybe the Mexico supplies us with a big ballpit or something.
You know, So it's not as it's not gonna kill anybody.
It's just a little humiliated exactly. It's just shake a
little fear in them. Right before I just remind him,
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you're we let you go and we're deporting you.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
But just know this isn't fun. You know, we're all
gonna laugh at you.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Especially if those balls in the ballpit all came from
chuck e cheeses across this country.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Oh, they'd be Catama. They're nasty. AKA.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
The reason of this is not to just house people indefinitely.
We want to process stage and then return illegal aliens
to their home country.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Soudy just did there in the video you started doing
the tomahawk chop. Nobody saw that. No, well, I'm this radio.
I'm explaining it to you. Well, people watching us on
the live stream did see it. You're live streaming, Yeah,
we're live streaming video, right.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I know you just said a few minutes ago, but
I still want to draw attention to it because people
didn't know.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
And some people just walk up at seven am. They
just joined us three months ago. That must be nice.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Huh yeah, sleeping in like that, sleeping in until the
crack at noon.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I guess we're just a bunch of liberals are.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Out here, I guess, so you know what problems. Everything's fixed,
so sleep in fire. I can't do it. I just can't.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
People are like you get up so early every day,
I guess on the weekends. You just know. First of all,
I like to watch the sun as it does it
chin up on the eastern horizon every morning that day.
Chin up that I know you would because you lift
you know, yeah, but or do you with your silly back?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It is, well, the only thing I could do right
now because I threw my back out this week standing up.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
How humiliating is that?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You were sitting in a chair and all of a sudden,
Kenny just decided, because he's a daredevil, I guess.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
To just stand up out of his chair. Yeah, and
look at you now. I was a cripple.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I was down the hall on a Monday morning, late
in the show during commercial break talking to one of
our producers, Callum good guy, and it occurred to radio Jesus, Yeah,
Radio Jesus, he's a big boy. Heat's good. Really, he's
got the hair and right is. I was like, oh,
I got thirty seconds to get back into the studio.
I hop up off the window sill, and the window
sill I thought you were in a chair.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I was sitting in the window sill. I was laying.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well you you were begging for this. I did not
know that. And I have this look on my face
like I just crapped my pants. Did you know I
threw my back out?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Did you chick? Oh? I wish i'd crap my pants.
Then this whole thing would have been over four days.
We were it and moved on. So yesterday I went
to the gym you know where I left.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's not a big deal, but I can't lift right now,
so instead I did a hundred chin ups yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
So you pull instead of push? Yeah? Yeah, push? Oh
you're right.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I feel like we're talking about two different things when
you say it. Sometimes we are, sometimes we're not. Okay anyway, Uh, Costco.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Of course, Costco will now sell abortion pills because that's
the terrible world that we live in now. They also
sell caskets, don't they, So how appropriate. I haven't been
in a Costco in a while, But I've been in
a costco and I can remember a few things you don't.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Expect to see.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
First of all, it's not that hard to sneak into
a costco, so you always see homeless people walking around
eating the samples. Oh yeah, the hot dog is always
an underrated thing, but there's always someone putting ketchup on it,
and that.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Triggers me, Well, why don't you go over there and
put a stop to it. I tried, Huh, they kicked
me out and they let the hobo stay.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Just crazy? Was that before Trump got in? Yeah? It
was Biden's rules. Yeah, we don't play about him rules anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And then as you're walking out of the costco, that's
where they have the caskets, as if to say, like, oh,
one more thing.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
If you haven't considered the fact that you're gonna die
one day and who knows when you might want to,
you know, check got our line of adorable caskets.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Isn't that a weird impulse item?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
They have it near the exit, like as if you're
walking out, you're like, you know, I got the balk
cheese puffs. I bought my wife the hundred tampons. But
you know, before we leave, I really don't own a casket.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And you know that can double down if you take
a casket home with you, it can. But you can
always use that to store your emergency meals and stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You mean your MRIs. Yeah, yeah, well meal ready to eat, yeah,
tech me.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
But you call it an MRI. Everybody don't think it's
like that military stuff. But you know you can go
on internets and see all these really good food that
you can get. It's prepackaged, ready to go. But we
don't call it MRI. Your emergency food stockpile. You could
put it in the coffin. Yeah, if you wanted to
put ice in the coffin, put a divider in there.
You could have you an ice chest, set it out
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on the back porch and you put your beers in
it there. I mean, there's a lot of things you
can do with it until you need it for its
design use.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I think you made two good points there.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Obviously, the multi use casket, that's genius, Bill yet and that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Is going to be a real attention getter, probably a
conversation piece at your next outdoor barbecue.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But your other good point there was about the acronyms,
because I will tell you there's an acronym that gets.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Me every time. What did I say about ms billions?
Oh THAT'SI. I always get confused the IU D and
I E ED. That can be confusing.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It really is, and it could be very painful if
you do it wrong. If the context is crystal clear,
I know what we're talking about. Sometimes someone will just
throw that acronym out there and I'm like, hang on
out exactly. I don't know if I want my you
know what, getting anywhere near that thing.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
What they have been live from Andrews Air Force Base.
I'm on TV for over an hour and he's just
now taken off and let me see if make sure
he actually gets wheels up here at the second that
Air Force one is fly it's just charging down the road. Well,
it takes forever to get up.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's still not We're watching right now of Donald Trump
and Air Force one taking off to go to Alaska.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You can't see Trump, but you assume you're in there.
I think it's possible.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You know, that's not the camouflage plane. You know, that's
that's the decoy, and Trump's actually in that little one.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You're right, they do have fighter jets always flying with
You can't see him in this picture right now. The
Air Force one just lifted off right now. I think
Trump's doing this power play thing because they sat on the.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Runway for an hour. What's that about? Trump? Like in
U sport? Like boxing?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't know if you know, that's not sure. But
the last guy to come out right is, you know,
like the champion. He's the biggest, biggest name. Oh, you
and I are thinking the same thing. And Trump's pulling
the power play. He doesn't want to be the first
one to the meeting. I want to get there before Poot.
He wants them whoever's at the meeting besides you know
put and obviously everybody's bringing people. They're all going to
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be sitting there checking their watches. Well, where the hell
is Trump's just delaying his arrival for that very reason.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
The most humiliating thing you could do when you're meeting
with a Russian is get there early. Yeah, this guy's in.
Everybody knows that. Yeah, speaking acronyms, wasn't he in the KGB?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
The who?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I think it's a boy band in Eastern Europe? If
I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Case stands for.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Korea watching joint ce to understand is I'm not trapped
in to heal with you, here with me.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson went from Florida The
Very Beautiful. She says she has proof of interdimensional beings,
and why do you doubt her? I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Someone needs to explain to her. That's just the way
Steve Busceemi always looks. I don't know, that's not unusual
for him. It's just his face. Guys, that's Ron Howard's brother.
He can't help it. He was born that way. What's
his name, Cliff, Leave Cliff alone, Clint, Clint whatever, who cares?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, Steve BISHEMI and Clint Howard are different people.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I know that. That's just weird looking. Guys. Did you
think I thought Steve Bushmi was Ron Howard's brother.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I didn't think you thought that, But then you said
it the way you said it, and it sounded like
you thought it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
One of the dumb news stories from yesterday that's still
kind of lingering in the news seitgeist is the Ron
Howard public regret of helping JD Vance's career.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, go figure, he didn't regret taking the book and
turning it into a movie and all the money he
made from it. But now that jd Vance is vice president,
you know, and not just any vice president, but you
know who's vice president, he's got to go. He just
you can't be associated with him.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
So jd Vance is a very smart guy from a
broken hillbilly family in Ohio that includes a opioid addiction mother.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Oh to those of you who read the book, I
salute you. I bought it. It's one of the few
books I've ever purchased. They made a book out in
the movie. That's great. Yeah, cool. Oh the book is
way better. I don't really know that because I started
to read it and I just it differ. I don't
know how far I got. Nothing about it interested me
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at all. It was a very poorly written book.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
To your point, here's how rarely people actually read the book.
There was a rumor during the twenty twenty four election
cycle that jd Vance's book involved two pages of text
in which he admits to having sex with a couch.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It never happened.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
It's not in the book, and nobody knew that because
nobody actually read it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Nobody actually read the book, so they didn't know. They're like,
that's not true. No, might as well be true. No
one's going to read the book to check. Some journalist
on X put that out there and people just believe.
They're like, I guess he had sex with the couch. Uh, yeah,
I guess. They figured.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Chances are he did. Most guys did at some point
when they were young and you know, horned up, so
I figure he probably must have to wait.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I'm sorry, most guys, are you billy admitting what? Just
I'm not most guys, you know, and showing hands in
the room. Has anyone here I ever had sex with
a piece of furniture?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
What? Why are you looking? Why are you looking down?
Why are you looking down? In shame?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, when you say a piece of furniture that includes
a lot of things, you talking about accessories as well.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't mean like a human man dressed like a
couch cushion. I mean literally, I understand. Okay, mister credenza.
What the hell is a credenza? I no one even
knows what that is.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Are you serious, mister?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I think what he's saying it is sex with a credenza.
What he's saying is sex on a credenza. That's different.
Am I right? Is a credenza a person? I think
that's a country in eastern ere.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
From Yeah, Eastonium, Yeah, explain it.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
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Speaker 1 (13:39):
I'm gonna be in Baton Rouge next week giving a
speech with Governor Jeff Landry. And when I'm there, I'm
gonna go head up the Dragos and I'll tell you
if nobody's there when I go by.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I'm gonna try to sneak inside, are you sure?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
No, I won't know.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
But all right, so a little bit of baseball today.
The Astro take on the Orioles seven pm tonight. Something
to look at. Yesterday the Brains beat the Mets forty three.
Love that the Rangers played the Blue Jays at six
pm this evening. All right, we got preseason football tonight,
and when then the Saturday Sunday. You've got a Monday
night game coming up on Monday. It ain't real yet,
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it's still just practice. But the real deal coming up,
the first NFL game of the season, and it is
a tradition. The Super Bowl champions will be hosting somebody.
That means the Dallas Cowboys have to go to Philadelphia
and play them Eagles. And that's a tough way to
start the season, but that's what they're gonna do. Less
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than three weeks away. It's three weeks from last night,
three weeks from right now.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
We'll be officially in the season.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But the first college football game of the season is
next Saturday.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
It's a week away. Now.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's not all of them. It's like Iowa State and Kansas.
I don't even know where some of those states are.
But they start the football season and then the weekend
after that it's gonna get good.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
So a couple of weeks away from that.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
And nobody asked for this, but the NFL will continue
the inclusion of social justice messages in the end zone.
Oh thank goodness to compliment causes with certain campaigns this season.
They're going to write end racism and stop hate and
choose love.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Inspire shame last year and it didn't work, Yeah, so
why do they think it's going to work this year?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Why do they need to remind you, like to who's
watching the NFL that's racist? I mean, it's seventy five
percent of the guys out on the field are black.
If you don't like black people, I gotta think you're
not watching the NFL.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Well, maybe the black people are the ones that are racist,
and they're watching some of these white people on the
field and they don't like it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't think it's I don't think that's not how
racism works. I don't think it's for us.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
No.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I do know this. The NFL is very high on.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Having their football games played in other countries. They want
foreigners around the globe to be NFL fans.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
So the first, I guess, the first.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Game that is going to be out of the country
will be in Brazil finally, and that'll be the Taylor
Swift's versus I think Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You know who's pissed about this? Our season ticket holders.
Oh yeah, they did not. They're like, we've got to
go to Brazil. It's a game they actually wanted to see,
and it's going to be in a country where people
don't really care about the NFL that much.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well, what's great is, though, the NFL announced yesterday that
they have revealed because they were keeping this from you,
and I know you wanted to know, the Latin pop
star Carol g is going to perform at the halftime
show in Brazil.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
That's very exciting, but real quick, who the f is that?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well, she's a big part of the first ever YouTube
NFL live broadcast. It's an honor and a moment that
she is proud of. She says, I've watched a lot
of NFL halftime shows over the years, and now having
this opportunity to bring my music to the global stage
means the world to me. That's kind of a pun.
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She didn't mean to make anyway, So everybody, fans all
around the world are going to be excited. Also, local Brazilian,
local Brazilian star and a Castella is going to perform
the Brazilian national anthem at the beginning of the game.
And then we will have an Emmy nominated American composer,
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Comazi Washington do the United States halftime fire anthem?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Sorry, Amazi Washington? Finally Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Now, this Costella person has more than sixteen million followers
on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I meany do we have?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I forget about a half a million. But the thing
I find so much.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Less than a little less yet sixteen million.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
The thing I find so remarkable about this is they're
not going to celebrate the one thing from Brazil that
NFL players really seem to enjoy.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Tell me about it, the Brazilian butt lifts.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
They should have a tribute to Brazilian butt lifts during
the halftime show.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
And there's another thing they call a Brazilian I don't
know if they're going to celebrate that during the football
game either, but it does involve a Razors.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Oh gotcha. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Well, it's really confusing because some of these NFL players
thought of Brazilian was a number, so they didn't know I.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Was three Brazilian died over the weekend. Oh my god,
that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I am excited about this. The newest player for the
Baltimore Ravens. While he's on the team of sort, Michael Phelps. Yeah,
he is now going to be involved in the pay.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I think it's more like a training not playing.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, he's not gonna be on the field so much
as he'll be off the field training with the guys.
He's going to teach them to swim.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Is that going to be part of the new NFL
product this year? We're gonna, uh, there'll be some swimming involved.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I wonder about that. Is it? I think it's conditioning mainly. Well,
these guys are very athletic.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
But also, you know, we pointed out before there was
a stereotype and it's not mine.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
It's not my stereotype. But I know where you're going
my mind. I know it's and is this okay? Is
this oppression?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's a white guy forcing black men to get in
a pool and go swimming.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Where do we stand on that?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I mean, probably we're gonna stand over on the other
side of the room. We have repeatedly been told that
black people do not swim. But look at Michael Phelps
and his buddies over here. Yeah, you know what I
wonder when you see him with a group of them,
it's once it's explained, well, his friends, Yeah, the Baltimore
Ravens players, his teammates, right, exactly. Yeah, if you know
why they're hanging out, it makes perfect sense. But if
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you just ran into them on the streets together, what
would be your first thought?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Oh, like, what did this white guy do to earn
the respect of all these brothers?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Or what are they going to do to him? No? No,
I mean, I'm just saying some people on Beef Tallow.
It's the Lawton and Johnson Show.
Coming home. The ap makes it sound like they won.
Conservative news makes it sound like they lost. Remove yourself
from the situation.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Nobody caved in, nobody punished somebody to the point where
they had to surrender. But at the same point, the
Democrats didn't accomplish anything other than making the news.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Which is an accomplishment in the political world. At the
end of the day, what else did they want?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Not much.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I feel like, honestly, as somebody that really wanted the
Republicans to win this exchange, I don't feel like they
did well.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's probably because of Governor Greg Abbott. I got nothing
against the guy personally, and he's doing a much better
job than most of the other governors. But it's kind
of like when parents keep telling their kids to stop
it or you're gonna regret it. He kept giving these
guys all kinds of warnings, you don't make me stop
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this car, don't make me come back there, don't but
he never followed through on any of his threat of punishment.
And you've seen kids running amook in restaurants or wherever,
and the parents are like timmy, now stop, but they
don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I like them.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I hate when they run.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Somebody needs to actually say, you know what, that's not
just a threat.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'm gonna make it happen. They're gonna make a rain. Yeah, no,
I do like that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
DeSantis and Trump are getting along again in Florida right now.
Ron DeSantis just made a big announcement. Florida is adding
a thirteen hundred bed deportation depot to Alligator Alcatraz.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
If you wonder what that means, here's big deed to
explain it to you.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So I'm here to announce today that we are authorizing
and we'll be soon opening this new illegal immigration detention,
processing and deportation facility here in North Florida. We are
calling this the deportation Depot. It is gonna be named.
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It is gonna be located here at Baker Correctional Institute.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Don't you wish it was a catapult? No, I wish
called it the train station instead of the depot. Ah
deportation train station. We're gonna take you to the train station.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh no, yeah, like in Yellowstone there you go, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now I still say a catapult, Billy, and I just
think catapults are fun. My dream of having a catapult,
right at the border and then on the other side,
maybe the Mexico supplies us with a big ballpit or something.
You know, So it's not as it's not gonna kill anybody.
It's just a little humiliated exactly. It's just shake a
little fear in them. Right before I just remind him,
(02:40):
you're we let you go and we're deporting you.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
But just know this isn't fun. You know, we're all
gonna laugh at you.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Especially if those balls in the ballpit all came from
chuck e cheeses across this country.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Oh, they'd be Catama. They're nasty. AKA.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
The reason of this is not to just house people indefinitely.
We want to process stage and then return illegal aliens
to their home country.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Soudy just did there in the video you started doing
the tomahawk chop. Nobody saw that. No, well, I'm this radio.
I'm explaining it to you. Well, people watching us on
the live stream did see it. You're live streaming, Yeah,
we're live streaming video, right.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I know you just said a few minutes ago, but
I still want to draw attention to it because people
didn't know.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
And some people just walk up at seven am. They
just joined us three months ago. That must be nice.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Huh yeah, sleeping in like that, sleeping in until the
crack at noon.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I guess we're just a bunch of liberals are.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Out here, I guess, so you know what problems. Everything's fixed,
so sleep in fire. I can't do it. I just can't.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
People are like you get up so early every day,
I guess on the weekends. You just know. First of all,
I like to watch the sun as it does it
chin up on the eastern horizon every morning that day.
Chin up that I know you would because you lift
you know, yeah, but or do you with your silly back?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It is, well, the only thing I could do right
now because I threw my back out this week standing up.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
How humiliating is that?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You were sitting in a chair and all of a sudden,
Kenny just decided, because he's a daredevil, I guess.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
To just stand up out of his chair. Yeah, and
look at you now. I was a cripple.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I was down the hall on a Monday morning, late
in the show during commercial break talking to one of
our producers, Callum good guy, and it occurred to radio Jesus, Yeah,
Radio Jesus, he's a big boy. Heat's good. Really, he's
got the hair and right is. I was like, oh,
I got thirty seconds to get back into the studio.
I hop up off the window sill, and the window
sill I thought you were in a chair.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I was sitting in the window sill. I was laying.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well you you were begging for this. I did not
know that. And I have this look on my face
like I just crapped my pants. Did you know I
threw my back out?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Did you chick? Oh? I wish i'd crap my pants.
Then this whole thing would have been over four days.
We were it and moved on. So yesterday I went
to the gym you know where I left.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's not a big deal, but I can't lift right now,
so instead I did a hundred chin ups yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
So you pull instead of push? Yeah? Yeah, push? Oh
you're right.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I feel like we're talking about two different things when
you say it. Sometimes we are, sometimes we're not. Okay anyway, Uh, Costco.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Of course, Costco will now sell abortion pills because that's
the terrible world that we live in now. They also
sell caskets, don't they, So how appropriate. I haven't been
in a Costco in a while, But I've been in
a costco and I can remember a few things you don't.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Expect to see.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
First of all, it's not that hard to sneak into
a costco, so you always see homeless people walking around
eating the samples. Oh yeah, the hot dog is always
an underrated thing, but there's always someone putting ketchup on it,
and that.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Triggers me, Well, why don't you go over there and
put a stop to it. I tried, Huh, they kicked
me out and they let the hobo stay.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Just crazy? Was that before Trump got in? Yeah? It
was Biden's rules. Yeah, we don't play about him rules anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And then as you're walking out of the costco, that's
where they have the caskets, as if to say, like, oh,
one more thing.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
If you haven't considered the fact that you're gonna die
one day and who knows when you might want to,
you know, check got our line of adorable caskets.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Isn't that a weird impulse item?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
They have it near the exit, like as if you're
walking out, you're like, you know, I got the balk
cheese puffs. I bought my wife the hundred tampons. But
you know, before we leave, I really don't own a casket.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And you know that can double down if you take
a casket home with you, it can. But you can
always use that to store your emergency meals and stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You mean your MRIs. Yeah, yeah, well meal ready to eat, yeah,
tech me.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
But you call it an MRI. Everybody don't think it's
like that military stuff. But you know you can go
on internets and see all these really good food that
you can get. It's prepackaged, ready to go. But we
don't call it MRI. Your emergency food stockpile. You could
put it in the coffin. Yeah, if you wanted to
put ice in the coffin, put a divider in there.
You could have you an ice chest, set it out
(06:56):
on the back porch and you put your beers in
it there. I mean, there's a lot of things you
can do with it until you need it for its
design use.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I think you made two good points there.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Obviously, the multi use casket, that's genius, Bill yet and that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Is going to be a real attention getter, probably a
conversation piece at your next outdoor barbecue.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But your other good point there was about the acronyms,
because I will tell you there's an acronym that gets.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Me every time. What did I say about ms billions?
Oh THAT'SI. I always get confused the IU D and
I E ED. That can be confusing.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It really is, and it could be very painful if
you do it wrong. If the context is crystal clear,
I know what we're talking about. Sometimes someone will just
throw that acronym out there and I'm like, hang on
out exactly. I don't know if I want my you
know what, getting anywhere near that thing.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
What they have been live from Andrews Air Force Base.
I'm on TV for over an hour and he's just
now taken off and let me see if make sure
he actually gets wheels up here at the second that
Air Force one is fly it's just charging down the road. Well,
it takes forever to get up.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's still not We're watching right now of Donald Trump
and Air Force one taking off to go to Alaska.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You can't see Trump, but you assume you're in there.
I think it's possible.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You know, that's not the camouflage plane. You know, that's
that's the decoy, and Trump's actually in that little one.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You're right, they do have fighter jets always flying with
You can't see him in this picture right now. The
Air Force one just lifted off right now. I think
Trump's doing this power play thing because they sat on the.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Runway for an hour. What's that about? Trump? Like in
U sport? Like boxing?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't know if you know, that's not sure. But
the last guy to come out right is, you know,
like the champion. He's the biggest, biggest name. Oh, you
and I are thinking the same thing. And Trump's pulling
the power play. He doesn't want to be the first
one to the meeting. I want to get there before Poot.
He wants them whoever's at the meeting besides you know
put and obviously everybody's bringing people. They're all going to
(09:07):
be sitting there checking their watches. Well, where the hell
is Trump's just delaying his arrival for that very reason.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
The most humiliating thing you could do when you're meeting
with a Russian is get there early. Yeah, this guy's in.
Everybody knows that. Yeah, speaking acronyms, wasn't he in the KGB?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
The who?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I think it's a boy band in Eastern Europe? If
I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Case stands for.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Korea watching joint ce to understand is I'm not trapped
in to heal with you, here with me.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson went from Florida The
Very Beautiful. She says she has proof of interdimensional beings,
and why do you doubt her? I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Someone needs to explain to her. That's just the way
Steve Busceemi always looks. I don't know, that's not unusual
for him. It's just his face. Guys, that's Ron Howard's brother.
He can't help it. He was born that way. What's
his name, Cliff, Leave Cliff alone, Clint, Clint whatever, who cares?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, Steve BISHEMI and Clint Howard are different people.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I know that. That's just weird looking. Guys. Did you
think I thought Steve Bushmi was Ron Howard's brother.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I didn't think you thought that, But then you said
it the way you said it, and it sounded like
you thought it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
One of the dumb news stories from yesterday that's still
kind of lingering in the news seitgeist is the Ron
Howard public regret of helping JD Vance's career.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, go figure, he didn't regret taking the book and
turning it into a movie and all the money he
made from it. But now that jd Vance is vice president,
you know, and not just any vice president, but you
know who's vice president, he's got to go. He just
you can't be associated with him.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
So jd Vance is a very smart guy from a
broken hillbilly family in Ohio that includes a opioid addiction mother.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Oh to those of you who read the book, I
salute you. I bought it. It's one of the few
books I've ever purchased. They made a book out in
the movie. That's great. Yeah, cool. Oh the book is
way better. I don't really know that because I started
to read it and I just it differ. I don't
know how far I got. Nothing about it interested me
(11:23):
at all. It was a very poorly written book.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
To your point, here's how rarely people actually read the book.
There was a rumor during the twenty twenty four election
cycle that jd Vance's book involved two pages of text
in which he admits to having sex with a couch.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It never happened.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
It's not in the book, and nobody knew that because
nobody actually read it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Nobody actually read the book, so they didn't know. They're like,
that's not true. No, might as well be true. No
one's going to read the book to check. Some journalist
on X put that out there and people just believe.
They're like, I guess he had sex with the couch. Uh, yeah,
I guess. They figured.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Chances are he did. Most guys did at some point
when they were young and you know, horned up, so
I figure he probably must have to wait.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I'm sorry, most guys, are you billy admitting what? Just
I'm not most guys, you know, and showing hands in
the room. Has anyone here I ever had sex with
a piece of furniture?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
What? Why are you looking? Why are you looking down?
Why are you looking down? In shame?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, when you say a piece of furniture that includes
a lot of things, you talking about accessories as well.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't mean like a human man dressed like a
couch cushion. I mean literally, I understand. Okay, mister credenza.
What the hell is a credenza? I no one even
knows what that is.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Are you serious, mister?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I think what he's saying it is sex with a credenza.
What he's saying is sex on a credenza. That's different.
Am I right? Is a credenza a person? I think
that's a country in eastern ere.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
From Yeah, Eastonium, Yeah, explain it.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I the Sports Report, Bro.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I'm so proud of the fact that the sports is
brought to you by Dragos.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Delicious seafood.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I nother kind of food restaurant, but really great seafood.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
You like that, Drago, Bro.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I gotta tell you, if you've never had Drago's chargrilled
butter sauce on your oysters there, he's good stuff, buddy.
Check out their website today, Drago's Restaurant dot comet.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
They're all over the region here, a lot of them.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
And the Baton rous anybody here from Tommy yet. We
talked to Tommy a couple of weekends ago at the
fight and he said he'd be in touch because the
bat and Rouge opening will be yeah, very soon.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I'm gonna be in Baton Rouge next week giving a
speech with Governor Jeff Landry. And when I'm there, I'm
gonna go head up the Dragos and I'll tell you
if nobody's there when I go by.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I'm gonna try to sneak inside, are you sure?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
No, I won't know.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
But all right, so a little bit of baseball today.
The Astro take on the Orioles seven pm tonight. Something
to look at. Yesterday the Brains beat the Mets forty three.
Love that the Rangers played the Blue Jays at six
pm this evening. All right, we got preseason football tonight,
and when then the Saturday Sunday. You've got a Monday
night game coming up on Monday. It ain't real yet,
(14:12):
it's still just practice. But the real deal coming up,
the first NFL game of the season, and it is
a tradition. The Super Bowl champions will be hosting somebody.
That means the Dallas Cowboys have to go to Philadelphia
and play them Eagles. And that's a tough way to
start the season, but that's what they're gonna do. Less
(14:33):
than three weeks away. It's three weeks from last night,
three weeks from right now.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
We'll be officially in the season.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But the first college football game of the season is
next Saturday.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
It's a week away. Now.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's not all of them. It's like Iowa State and Kansas.
I don't even know where some of those states are.
But they start the football season and then the weekend
after that it's gonna get good.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
So a couple of weeks away from that.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
And nobody asked for this, but the NFL will continue
the inclusion of social justice messages in the end zone.
Oh thank goodness to compliment causes with certain campaigns this season.
They're going to write end racism and stop hate and
choose love.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Inspire shame last year and it didn't work, Yeah, so
why do they think it's going to work this year?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Why do they need to remind you, like to who's
watching the NFL that's racist? I mean, it's seventy five
percent of the guys out on the field are black.
If you don't like black people, I gotta think you're
not watching the NFL.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Well, maybe the black people are the ones that are racist,
and they're watching some of these white people on the
field and they don't like it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't think it's I don't think that's not how
racism works. I don't think it's for us.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
No.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I do know this. The NFL is very high on.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Having their football games played in other countries. They want
foreigners around the globe to be NFL fans.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
So the first, I guess, the first.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Game that is going to be out of the country
will be in Brazil finally, and that'll be the Taylor
Swift's versus I think Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You know who's pissed about this? Our season ticket holders.
Oh yeah, they did not. They're like, we've got to
go to Brazil. It's a game they actually wanted to see,
and it's going to be in a country where people
don't really care about the NFL that much.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well, what's great is, though, the NFL announced yesterday that
they have revealed because they were keeping this from you,
and I know you wanted to know, the Latin pop
star Carol g is going to perform at the halftime
show in Brazil.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
That's very exciting, but real quick, who the f is that?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well, she's a big part of the first ever YouTube
NFL live broadcast. It's an honor and a moment that
she is proud of. She says, I've watched a lot
of NFL halftime shows over the years, and now having
this opportunity to bring my music to the global stage
means the world to me. That's kind of a pun.
(16:56):
She didn't mean to make anyway, So everybody, fans all
around the world are going to be excited. Also, local Brazilian,
local Brazilian star and a Castella is going to perform
the Brazilian national anthem at the beginning of the game.
And then we will have an Emmy nominated American composer,
(17:19):
Comazi Washington do the United States halftime fire anthem?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Sorry, Amazi Washington? Finally Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Now, this Costella person has more than sixteen million followers
on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I meany do we have?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I forget about a half a million. But the thing
I find so much.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Less than a little less yet sixteen million.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
The thing I find so remarkable about this is they're
not going to celebrate the one thing from Brazil that
NFL players really seem to enjoy.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Tell me about it, the Brazilian butt lifts.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
They should have a tribute to Brazilian butt lifts during
the halftime show.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
And there's another thing they call a Brazilian I don't
know if they're going to celebrate that during the football
game either, but it does involve a Razors.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Oh gotcha. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Well, it's really confusing because some of these NFL players
thought of Brazilian was a number, so they didn't know I.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Was three Brazilian died over the weekend. Oh my god,
that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I am excited about this. The newest player for the
Baltimore Ravens. While he's on the team of sort, Michael Phelps. Yeah,
he is now going to be involved in the pay.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I think it's more like a training not playing.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, he's not gonna be on the field so much
as he'll be off the field training with the guys.
He's going to teach them to swim.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Is that going to be part of the new NFL
product this year? We're gonna, uh, there'll be some swimming involved.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I wonder about that. Is it? I think it's conditioning mainly. Well,
these guys are very athletic.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
But also, you know, we pointed out before there was
a stereotype and it's not mine.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
It's not my stereotype. But I know where you're going
my mind. I know it's and is this okay? Is
this oppression?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's a white guy forcing black men to get in
a pool and go swimming.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Where do we stand on that?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I mean, probably we're gonna stand over on the other
side of the room. We have repeatedly been told that
black people do not swim. But look at Michael Phelps
and his buddies over here. Yeah, you know what I
wonder when you see him with a group of them,
it's once it's explained, well, his friends, Yeah, the Baltimore
Ravens players, his teammates, right, exactly. Yeah, if you know
why they're hanging out, it makes perfect sense. But if
(19:27):
you just ran into them on the streets together, what
would be your first thought?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Oh, like, what did this white guy do to earn
the respect of all these brothers?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Or what are they going to do to him? No? No,
I mean, I'm just saying some people on Beef Tallow.
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