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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Mister, I think you're gonna appreciate the hustle here in
this next news story. What kind of hustle we talking about?
It's a business related news story. It involves basketball, and uh,
you know, not normally something i'd care much about. I
don't really well, there's no flow, it's just hustle. You
know this guy, Kawi Leonard. He plays for the Clippers.
Do you know that. Uh, I'm familiar. He's one of
the NBA's best players. I might not even be saying
(00:23):
his name right, I have no idea not but as
I don't want to slow you down. He signed a
deal with the LA Clippers back in twenty twenty two.
Is a four year, one hundred and seventy six million
dollar contract extension. And apparently, and this is just what's
being reported by a ESPN, they actually paid him much more,
but they had to skirt the salary cap to do so.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Uh oh, that sounds like cheating a little bit, skirting.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The salary cap. That's not good. Well, here's how they
did it. They paid him twenty eight million dollars through
the clippers owner's tree planting company.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh cause they're called the Clippers. Oh no, wait, that
mean they were taking trees out, like affordable tree service
or something like that. No, they're planting trees.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay. Steve Balmer and the Clippers were asked about, you know,
for comment on this.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
As a dude almost napped that old white dude, I
think so racist and everthing. And no, that was a
different guy, he said, he gone. And this new guy
he got it right. I thought his wife got it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, I thought he had to sell the team. What
was that guy's name, Don Sterling. That's all right anyway,
So this isn't him, it's someone else. It's Steve Balmer. Uh.
He basically said that they did not know at the
time that they had three thousand pages of documents and
sources proving this was true. They originally denied it, but
now it turns out there's a lot of all this
like evidence and stuff. Anyway, So basically, fifty million dollar
(01:50):
investment through a company an LLC. They paid the guy
twenty eight million dollars. Did he do any planting. No,
maybe he planted a couple of trees. You don't know.
It's brilliant. You might've earned it. That is brilliant. That's right.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Digging the hole is the hard part on most of
the trip. I don't know if they got backos and
you know, special equipment stuff. But if you just go
out in the yard with a shovel and you think
you're just gonna plant a tree, but let me tell you,
that is gonna take you all day digging a hole
with a shovel. It's one of the hardest things you're
ever gonna do.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And TV and the movies and stuff, you'll see them
like digging a grave. You know, in the Old West,
some guy died. Next thing you know, they're they're digging
a grave using you know, their belt buckle or a
knife or something, and they got a hole this big
and in just a few minutes. Don't happen like that.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It kind of reminds me of the Sopranos, right, like
he's sitting there with an ice cream con while people
are planting trees. They said, well, technically I was here.
I'm overseeing the planting of the trees today.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I just had the no show jobs where you didn't
even have to go and they just pay you. But
then they had the no work job where you had
to show up but you didn't do anything. I bet
that's what old coyote there got.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I feel like, at the end of the day, they
eat ice cream and watch jobs better than the don't
show up job because it gives you something to do.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, you get to sit in a comfortable lawn chair
and watch other people work and you get to have
ice cream.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean, what could be wrong with that and feel
like you're a part of something. Sure, you know, that's
what's really cool about that. That's what I think. You know.
And who doesn't like ice cream? What kind of ice
cream would you ask for?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, just everybody has a favorite. I guess I like chocolate,
all right. I mean I like the you know, odd
flavors occasionally. But if I just had to pick a
go to it would it would just be good old
Dutch chocolate?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
All right? What's your favorite kind of mass shooter? Single
white male trans training trans they're.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Taking over the mass shooting industry. I don't know if
you noticed or not, but we've been keeping a list
of some of the different trans shooters and there's a
bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, we were reading them in the other day
on my afternoon show. There's so many trainees that are
mass shoots. Well, now, we got a new kind of
mass shooter. Actually it's not new because we've seen this before.
Virginia Tech had one. Right now, the University of Massachusetts
has the Asian male prowler. The what Asian male prowler? Prowler?
I thought he was like trawler. I don't know why
(04:16):
that's that's the word the media uses. He's prowling the campus. Okay,
we got Uvalde shooter trans. That's training you Denver, Georgia, Nashville,
Colorado shooter all trans, Aberdeen, Minnesota trans, Iowa shooter technically
gender fluid didn't identify as trans, says still counts. That's transadjacent.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And Philadelphia it's transjacent, transjacent. That's Philadelphia shooter trans. That's one, two, three, four, five, six,
seventy eight nine. That's that's at least nine that we
know of that we're trans mass shooters.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Do you think people watch this during live news coverage
and they're like, please be trans, please be trans, And
then to se an endviewer, so like, please be a
white Christian male, please be.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Awake, he's be a Trump lover. Turns out the last
few people that have done this not only trans but
also hate Trump hate and that that guy. Where was
it in Philadelphia? Just recently?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Minnesota? Minnesota?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Minnesota was the most recent last week. And trans dude
a trans woman which means not a woman is a dude.
And he actually wrote, uh, you know, kill Trump on
his rifle or something. I mean, it was nothing the
news would report to you. They didn't want to talk
about it at all.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I got to think, if you're trying to kill Trump
and you went to a Catholic church in Minnesota, you're
really not trying that hard trying. He's neither a resident
of Minnesota, nor is he Catholic. He wasn't even there
that day.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
And a damned Trump is so stubborn he still refuses
to this day to admit that he is dead.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's right dead.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
What is wrong with him? Hey, and just get on
board with the program.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, now, Lowell, Massachusetts, home to University of Massachusetts South
South Campus. Is that anywhere near Boston? I guess, I
don't know. They had this dude five point five Asian
male and a gray sweatshirt, black shorts, carrying a long weapon, Billyett.
It was an AK style rifle, not an AR. I
don't know where they get this from AK.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It's the only good that they've been They've been killing
people with ak's for a long time.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's the only good thing the communists ever did. They
came up with the AK anyway, in this case, it
was bad. Didn't know what they said. If you want
to kill every in this room, AK forty five baby?
Any what any one in this show? Any other people? Oh? Okay,
that's not the original quote, but close. I know it's
essentially illegal to defend yourself in deep blue Massachusetts, but
(06:45):
stay frosty out there, kids, It's not safe right now.
I Trump goes send in the guard, doesn't look like
it looks like they stopped the guy. But when we
were talking.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
To Governor Landry of Louisiana earlier this morning, we're talking
about Trump sending the National Guard into New Orleans. Even
though crime is down, it's still pretty bad, and we
asked the question, can't the governor just what the governor
does is invite Trump to send in the National Guard. Well,
(07:15):
obviously in Chicago, LA other places like that, and I'm
sure not going to do it. They're not inviting, and
as a matter of fact, they're insisting that he not
send in the National Guard, and I guess Trump realized, well,
you know that it's kind of a waste of our energies.
If they don't want us to stop the crime, or
(07:35):
at least slow it down quite a bit, then maybe
we won't.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
All right, I got an idea. So Governor Landry, he's
out today at the gator hut, right, our buddy Douglas
is there are a lot of other people. And should
they catch gators, right, they probably kill them, but they
sometimes they just capture them, don't they they kill them?
What's the neighborhood in New Orleans you don't want to
go to? Like they're really bad? One twelfth something, twelfth
Ward or something like that. No, it's all good in
(07:58):
New Orleans, okay, But what's the neighborhood that someone like
me would least want to be in?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh you uh yeah. I can't think of any place
where we wouldn't be welcome.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, but the least the place we'd not want to
go the most New Orleans East. Okay, let's just say
don't don't go east of the High Right, all right,
you got all these gators, you just caught them. Uh huh,
why don't we just turn them loose. Yeah, yeah, don't
kill them, bring them in, turn them loose. Well, what
would be the problem? The point? So then the gators
(08:31):
go out and scare all the criminals, and then the
criminals scare all of the regular people too. Okay, but
I got to thank you're a regular person. You don't
have to worry about out running the gator. You just
got to outrun the criminal.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well about those little four year olds out there running
around all by themselves, you know, they got the wandering
toddler situation out there pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I'm pretty sure the wandering toddler is the criminal in
the neighborhood. I'm talking about Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
We don't come back.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
This song, This song is called Tal Dickens Rip. I
don't know what happens at the end of the song,
but I don't think it's good for Dale Dickens. I
don't think so. I got a funny filling whatever happens
to Dale Dickens. On the album cover, it's four women
that's not gonna and they got a shovel standing around
a grave with a shotgun and a shovel and a
(09:16):
bottle of bleach.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Did this come up because Billy ed was just talking
about digging a shallow grave and how hard it is.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't know, well, you know I do.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's one of them what you call him regular uh
regular rhythms that that your phone, just you click on
one thing on your phone that you might be slightly
interested in her or curious about.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Are you trying to say, algorithm? Is that al Gore? Algorithm?
With al Gore? Billy invented that?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Damn thinking he named something after Billy your algorithms the Internet?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
He didn't invent the internet.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That click on one funny bear video and the next thing,
you know, nothing but bear videos.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Not that I'm complaining the bears. That's not the first thing.
I bought lingerie for a girl one god, and now
whenever I look at social media, it's nothing but lingerie
all the time. Like I'm just buying lingerie all day?
What the hell is this? Yeah, bears are a lot
more fun. All right, Well, all that being said, you
brought up we were talking about murder there and uh
oh yeah, well it reminded me of something. You know,
the Nike just do It slogan. I'm aware. Did you
(10:20):
know it's based on a murderer's last words.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Uh uh yeah yeah, Like it was like not ready
to get the injection or whatever, and there he's like,
just do it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Gary Gilmore killed. Gary Gilmore killed two people in Utah, Utah.
He got the death penalty in nineteen seventy six. His
last words were just do it. Close. It was let's
do it. Let's do it, Let's do it. Nike admitted
their slogan was inspired by the quote. After his death,
he donated his organs to science. Two people got his eyebum, No,
(10:54):
he's uh. Two people got his eyes on the transplanted
internal organs, and that led to the nineteen seventy eight
toe tapper by the punk rock band The Adverts. The
song was called Gary Gilmour's Eyes. Hang on a second.
I'm sure you guys want to hear.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
A clip was based on Betty Davis eyes. No, not
even close.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
It was Betty Davis ees based on this, which came first,
the chicken or the egg? I think that this came No, No,
what were you just looking at? There was Christine Holmes
Beautiful Eyes on TV.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Right before that, Governor Landry was on TV. Maybe they
were promoting something that was coming up. Next, but they
were talking about the Louisiana lockdown, which we broke the
news this morning, by the way, at seven am Central time,
when we had Governor Landry On telling us all about
it is I believe his first media proclamation for the
(11:46):
Louisiana lockdown.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Wow, how about that, go Landry? We did that. Yeah,
he's our friend. We missed last week the first day
of school in Massachusetts Ashland, Massachusetts, not normally something we
talk about, but it was thrown into chaos after bees
attack dozens of students and staff members. Cool boy, I
don't really shake things up there. Here are the students
and the staff talking about the attack. Spoiler alert, no
(12:08):
allergic reactions.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
It's like swilling. Felt like a pendacular zapp. I think
like one of my classmates stepped inside this dirt hole
that had these red yellow jacket views inside. It started
like going crazy all of a suddenly starting to attack us.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
We're just glad that there were no bad reactions.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And all the kids are good.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I bet there was a lot of crying and screaming
and running around. Yeah, kid over a kid.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Have you noticed the pacification of America has gotten even
worse just this week? I saw an ad on TV
for one of them. H what's that injection? You get epies?
One of them epies pin. I believe it's called an
appapan yea yeah, And that's for like if you get,
you know, stung by a bee or a wasp or
something like that and it'll kill you, you jab yourself
(12:55):
with that EpiPen and saves your life.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Well, apparently the.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Pussification of America has gotten so bad people don't want
to inject themselves with a big old needle it'll save
your life. So they had to come up with nose spray.
Nose spray, I think that's brilliant. They've got the basically
the anaphylactic spray the EpiPen, but it's in a no
(13:20):
spray form, and you do like that much better than
having to inject somebody. You go up somebody and you
tell them, oh, by the way, you're about to die
from that ant bite. I could stab you with this
needle and save your life. And they go, no, no,
not needle.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So no pussies.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Every dang one of you needs to man up a
little bit. What they ought to do is cut a
big hole in the beasting with a knife. Cut an
X in it and suck the poison out like we
used to back in the olden days.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Huh, you know that doesn't work. Yeah, I don't think
that does anything.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Billy ed and actually probably kill both of you that way,
because then you get the poison in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, it doesn't sound like something you'd want to have hands.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
It was mostly for snakes anyway, But you know, still
same kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Which kind of snake's on a plane? Yeah? All those?
Oh no, that's the worst kind of stand gum snakes
on a plane. You guys like a little bit of
street justice? Can we squeeze a little in before we
get out of here? Squeeze it quick. There was a
car salesman in Racing, Wisconsin. He had a TikTok account.
On his TikTok account, he recently bragged that he overcharged
a single mom ten thousand dollars for a new car.
(14:27):
Right and someone caught on to this, and while they
fired him from the Honda dealership, they said, you can't
work here no more. I wanted to come out here
and publicly apologize and take ownership and accountability for my
Actually I offended a lot, a lot, a lot, a
lot of people.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I'm sorry, Okay, my account is based on satire.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Everything that I post is nothing but a joke. I
would never post actual true events. I want to apologize
to the single mothers, just women in general. I'm a
single parent myself. I know what that struggle was like,
going to work, having to take care of the kids.
Don't you kind of want to ask the baby mama
what what's his name?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Kenny Rua was like, did he give him? Did he
give the single mama the ten thousand dollars back? Well,
that's what I wanted to know, claiming it was all
a joke. I don't believe him.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, I want to meet the mom or there's somebody
out there, right, I want answers. I got questions. I
want answers. I know you do.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You know we want to get to the bottom of this.
How about we get to the answers tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Can we all get together on Friday? We can chat
about current events, maybe some lifestyle and entertainment news and
answer Kenny's questions.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I don't know, work four days this week, it seems
like a lot. No, it's pushing it. Answer you know,
what the hell? Answer my questions? All my questions got answered.
Oh except the thing about this guy good questions. I
forgot what we were just talking about it. I know
you did.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, it's easy because the mind does tend to wonder
about this time a day, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Well, A lot of people are sending me emails right
now asking us to come to meetings after we get
off the air here. Uh uh, And apparently some of
them are gathering together outside of the studio right now.
There's a bunch of guys out there in suits. You
think that's a bad sign or.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Always slip out the back door, mister Ken, there's no
I know it opens itself up for a variety of
homosexual childs.
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Does that mean we're going away now never to be
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Mister, I think you're gonna appreciate the hustle here in
this next news story. What kind of hustle we talking about?
It's a business related news story. It involves basketball, and uh,
you know, not normally something i'd care much about. I
don't really well, there's no flow, it's just hustle. You
know this guy, Kawi Leonard. He plays for the Clippers.
Do you know that. Uh, I'm familiar. He's one of
the NBA's best players. I might not even be saying
(00:23):
his name right, I have no idea not but as
I don't want to slow you down. He signed a
deal with the LA Clippers back in twenty twenty two.
Is a four year, one hundred and seventy six million
dollar contract extension. And apparently, and this is just what's
being reported by a ESPN, they actually paid him much more,
but they had to skirt the salary cap to do so.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Uh oh, that sounds like cheating a little bit, skirting.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The salary cap. That's not good. Well, here's how they
did it. They paid him twenty eight million dollars through
the clippers owner's tree planting company.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh cause they're called the Clippers. Oh no, wait, that
mean they were taking trees out, like affordable tree service
or something like that. No, they're planting trees.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay. Steve Balmer and the Clippers were asked about, you know,
for comment on this.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
As a dude almost napped that old white dude, I
think so racist and everthing. And no, that was a
different guy, he said, he gone. And this new guy
he got it right. I thought his wife got it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, I thought he had to sell the team. What
was that guy's name, Don Sterling. That's all right anyway,
So this isn't him, it's someone else. It's Steve Balmer. Uh.
He basically said that they did not know at the
time that they had three thousand pages of documents and
sources proving this was true. They originally denied it, but
now it turns out there's a lot of all this
like evidence and stuff. Anyway, So basically, fifty million dollar
(01:50):
investment through a company an LLC. They paid the guy
twenty eight million dollars. Did he do any planting. No,
maybe he planted a couple of trees. You don't know.
It's brilliant. You might've earned it. That is brilliant. That's right.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Digging the hole is the hard part on most of
the trip. I don't know if they got backos and
you know, special equipment stuff. But if you just go
out in the yard with a shovel and you think
you're just gonna plant a tree, but let me tell you,
that is gonna take you all day digging a hole
with a shovel. It's one of the hardest things you're
ever gonna do.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And TV and the movies and stuff, you'll see them
like digging a grave. You know, in the Old West,
some guy died. Next thing you know, they're they're digging
a grave using you know, their belt buckle or a
knife or something, and they got a hole this big
and in just a few minutes. Don't happen like that.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It kind of reminds me of the Sopranos, right, like
he's sitting there with an ice cream con while people
are planting trees. They said, well, technically I was here.
I'm overseeing the planting of the trees today.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I just had the no show jobs where you didn't
even have to go and they just pay you. But
then they had the no work job where you had
to show up but you didn't do anything. I bet
that's what old coyote there got.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I feel like, at the end of the day, they
eat ice cream and watch jobs better than the don't
show up job because it gives you something to do.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, you get to sit in a comfortable lawn chair
and watch other people work and you get to have
ice cream.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean, what could be wrong with that and feel
like you're a part of something. Sure, you know, that's
what's really cool about that. That's what I think. You know.
And who doesn't like ice cream? What kind of ice
cream would you ask for?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, just everybody has a favorite. I guess I like chocolate,
all right. I mean I like the you know, odd
flavors occasionally. But if I just had to pick a
go to it would it would just be good old
Dutch chocolate?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
All right? What's your favorite kind of mass shooter? Single
white male trans training trans they're.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Taking over the mass shooting industry. I don't know if
you noticed or not, but we've been keeping a list
of some of the different trans shooters and there's a
bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, we were reading them in the other day
on my afternoon show. There's so many trainees that are
mass shoots. Well, now, we got a new kind of
mass shooter. Actually it's not new because we've seen this before.
Virginia Tech had one. Right now, the University of Massachusetts
has the Asian male prowler. The what Asian male prowler? Prowler?
I thought he was like trawler. I don't know why
(04:16):
that's that's the word the media uses. He's prowling the campus. Okay,
we got Uvalde shooter trans. That's training you Denver, Georgia, Nashville,
Colorado shooter all trans, Aberdeen, Minnesota trans, Iowa shooter technically
gender fluid didn't identify as trans, says still counts. That's transadjacent.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And Philadelphia it's transjacent, transjacent. That's Philadelphia shooter trans. That's one, two, three, four, five, six,
seventy eight nine. That's that's at least nine that we
know of that we're trans mass shooters.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Do you think people watch this during live news coverage
and they're like, please be trans, please be trans, And
then to se an endviewer, so like, please be a
white Christian male, please be.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Awake, he's be a Trump lover. Turns out the last
few people that have done this not only trans but
also hate Trump hate and that that guy. Where was
it in Philadelphia? Just recently?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Minnesota? Minnesota?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Minnesota was the most recent last week. And trans dude
a trans woman which means not a woman is a dude.
And he actually wrote, uh, you know, kill Trump on
his rifle or something. I mean, it was nothing the
news would report to you. They didn't want to talk
about it at all.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I got to think, if you're trying to kill Trump
and you went to a Catholic church in Minnesota, you're
really not trying that hard trying. He's neither a resident
of Minnesota, nor is he Catholic. He wasn't even there
that day.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
And a damned Trump is so stubborn he still refuses
to this day to admit that he is dead.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's right dead.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
What is wrong with him? Hey, and just get on
board with the program.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, now, Lowell, Massachusetts, home to University of Massachusetts South
South Campus. Is that anywhere near Boston? I guess, I
don't know. They had this dude five point five Asian
male and a gray sweatshirt, black shorts, carrying a long weapon, Billyett.
It was an AK style rifle, not an AR. I
don't know where they get this from AK.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It's the only good that they've been They've been killing
people with ak's for a long time.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's the only good thing the communists ever did. They
came up with the AK anyway, in this case, it
was bad. Didn't know what they said. If you want
to kill every in this room, AK forty five baby?
Any what any one in this show? Any other people? Oh? Okay,
that's not the original quote, but close. I know it's
essentially illegal to defend yourself in deep blue Massachusetts, but
(06:45):
stay frosty out there, kids, It's not safe right now.
I Trump goes send in the guard, doesn't look like
it looks like they stopped the guy. But when we
were talking.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
To Governor Landry of Louisiana earlier this morning, we're talking
about Trump sending the National Guard into New Orleans. Even
though crime is down, it's still pretty bad, and we
asked the question, can't the governor just what the governor
does is invite Trump to send in the National Guard. Well,
(07:15):
obviously in Chicago, LA other places like that, and I'm
sure not going to do it. They're not inviting, and
as a matter of fact, they're insisting that he not
send in the National Guard, and I guess Trump realized, well,
you know that it's kind of a waste of our energies.
If they don't want us to stop the crime, or
(07:35):
at least slow it down quite a bit, then maybe
we won't.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
All right, I got an idea. So Governor Landry, he's
out today at the gator hut, right, our buddy Douglas
is there are a lot of other people. And should
they catch gators, right, they probably kill them, but they
sometimes they just capture them, don't they they kill them?
What's the neighborhood in New Orleans you don't want to
go to? Like they're really bad? One twelfth something, twelfth
Ward or something like that. No, it's all good in
(07:58):
New Orleans, okay, But what's the neighborhood that someone like
me would least want to be in?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh you uh yeah. I can't think of any place
where we wouldn't be welcome.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, but the least the place we'd not want to
go the most New Orleans East. Okay, let's just say
don't don't go east of the High Right, all right,
you got all these gators, you just caught them. Uh huh,
why don't we just turn them loose. Yeah, yeah, don't
kill them, bring them in, turn them loose. Well, what
would be the problem? The point? So then the gators
(08:31):
go out and scare all the criminals, and then the
criminals scare all of the regular people too. Okay, but
I got to thank you're a regular person. You don't
have to worry about out running the gator. You just
got to outrun the criminal.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well about those little four year olds out there running
around all by themselves, you know, they got the wandering
toddler situation out there pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I'm pretty sure the wandering toddler is the criminal in
the neighborhood. I'm talking about Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
We don't come back.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
This song, This song is called Tal Dickens Rip. I
don't know what happens at the end of the song,
but I don't think it's good for Dale Dickens. I
don't think so. I got a funny filling whatever happens
to Dale Dickens. On the album cover, it's four women
that's not gonna and they got a shovel standing around
a grave with a shotgun and a shovel and a
(09:16):
bottle of bleach.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Did this come up because Billy ed was just talking
about digging a shallow grave and how hard it is.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't know, well, you know I do.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's one of them what you call him regular uh
regular rhythms that that your phone, just you click on
one thing on your phone that you might be slightly
interested in her or curious about.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Are you trying to say, algorithm? Is that al Gore? Algorithm?
With al Gore? Billy invented that?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Damn thinking he named something after Billy your algorithms the Internet?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
He didn't invent the internet.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That click on one funny bear video and the next thing,
you know, nothing but bear videos.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Not that I'm complaining the bears. That's not the first thing.
I bought lingerie for a girl one god, and now
whenever I look at social media, it's nothing but lingerie
all the time. Like I'm just buying lingerie all day?
What the hell is this? Yeah, bears are a lot
more fun. All right, Well, all that being said, you
brought up we were talking about murder there and uh
oh yeah, well it reminded me of something. You know,
the Nike just do It slogan. I'm aware. Did you
(10:20):
know it's based on a murderer's last words.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Uh uh yeah yeah, Like it was like not ready
to get the injection or whatever, and there he's like,
just do it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Gary Gilmore killed. Gary Gilmore killed two people in Utah, Utah.
He got the death penalty in nineteen seventy six. His
last words were just do it. Close. It was let's
do it. Let's do it, Let's do it. Nike admitted
their slogan was inspired by the quote. After his death,
he donated his organs to science. Two people got his eyebum, No,
(10:54):
he's uh. Two people got his eyes on the transplanted
internal organs, and that led to the nineteen seventy eight
toe tapper by the punk rock band The Adverts. The
song was called Gary Gilmour's Eyes. Hang on a second.
I'm sure you guys want to hear.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
A clip was based on Betty Davis eyes. No, not
even close.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
It was Betty Davis ees based on this, which came first,
the chicken or the egg? I think that this came No, No,
what were you just looking at? There was Christine Holmes
Beautiful Eyes on TV.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Right before that, Governor Landry was on TV. Maybe they
were promoting something that was coming up. Next, but they
were talking about the Louisiana lockdown, which we broke the
news this morning, by the way, at seven am Central time,
when we had Governor Landry On telling us all about
it is I believe his first media proclamation for the
(11:46):
Louisiana lockdown.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Wow, how about that, go Landry? We did that. Yeah,
he's our friend. We missed last week the first day
of school in Massachusetts Ashland, Massachusetts, not normally something we
talk about, but it was thrown into chaos after bees
attack dozens of students and staff members. Cool boy, I
don't really shake things up there. Here are the students
and the staff talking about the attack. Spoiler alert, no
(12:08):
allergic reactions.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
It's like swilling. Felt like a pendacular zapp. I think
like one of my classmates stepped inside this dirt hole
that had these red yellow jacket views inside. It started
like going crazy all of a suddenly starting to attack us.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
We're just glad that there were no bad reactions.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And all the kids are good.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I bet there was a lot of crying and screaming
and running around. Yeah, kid over a kid.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Have you noticed the pacification of America has gotten even
worse just this week? I saw an ad on TV
for one of them. H what's that injection? You get epies?
One of them epies pin. I believe it's called an
appapan yea yeah, And that's for like if you get,
you know, stung by a bee or a wasp or
something like that and it'll kill you, you jab yourself
(12:55):
with that EpiPen and saves your life.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Well, apparently the.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Pussification of America has gotten so bad people don't want
to inject themselves with a big old needle it'll save
your life. So they had to come up with nose spray.
Nose spray, I think that's brilliant. They've got the basically
the anaphylactic spray the EpiPen, but it's in a no
(13:20):
spray form, and you do like that much better than
having to inject somebody. You go up somebody and you
tell them, oh, by the way, you're about to die
from that ant bite. I could stab you with this
needle and save your life. And they go, no, no,
not needle.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So no pussies.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Every dang one of you needs to man up a
little bit. What they ought to do is cut a
big hole in the beasting with a knife. Cut an
X in it and suck the poison out like we
used to back in the olden days.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Huh, you know that doesn't work. Yeah, I don't think
that does anything.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Billy ed and actually probably kill both of you that way,
because then you get the poison in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, it doesn't sound like something you'd want to have hands.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
It was mostly for snakes anyway, But you know, still
same kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Which kind of snake's on a plane? Yeah? All those?
Oh no, that's the worst kind of stand gum snakes
on a plane. You guys like a little bit of
street justice? Can we squeeze a little in before we
get out of here? Squeeze it quick. There was a
car salesman in Racing, Wisconsin. He had a TikTok account.
On his TikTok account, he recently bragged that he overcharged
a single mom ten thousand dollars for a new car.
(14:27):
Right and someone caught on to this, and while they
fired him from the Honda dealership, they said, you can't
work here no more. I wanted to come out here
and publicly apologize and take ownership and accountability for my
Actually I offended a lot, a lot, a lot, a
lot of people.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I'm sorry, Okay, my account is based on satire.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Everything that I post is nothing but a joke. I
would never post actual true events. I want to apologize
to the single mothers, just women in general. I'm a
single parent myself. I know what that struggle was like,
going to work, having to take care of the kids.
Don't you kind of want to ask the baby mama
what what's his name?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Kenny Rua was like, did he give him? Did he
give the single mama the ten thousand dollars back? Well,
that's what I wanted to know, claiming it was all
a joke. I don't believe him.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, I want to meet the mom or there's somebody
out there, right, I want answers. I got questions. I
want answers. I know you do.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You know we want to get to the bottom of this.
How about we get to the answers tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Can we all get together on Friday? We can chat
about current events, maybe some lifestyle and entertainment news and
answer Kenny's questions.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I don't know, work four days this week, it seems
like a lot. No, it's pushing it. Answer you know,
what the hell? Answer my questions? All my questions got answered.
Oh except the thing about this guy good questions. I
forgot what we were just talking about it. I know
you did.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, it's easy because the mind does tend to wonder
about this time a day, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Well, A lot of people are sending me emails right
now asking us to come to meetings after we get
off the air here. Uh uh, And apparently some of
them are gathering together outside of the studio right now.
There's a bunch of guys out there in suits. You
think that's a bad sign or.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Always slip out the back door, mister Ken, there's no
I know it opens itself up for a variety of
homosexual childs.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Don John get us out of here, don't forget boys,
and to eat it every day. Hey again, you've reached
the end of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you.
That means you listened all the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
No, no, no, there will be a news show tomorrow,
oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you could find all kinds of cool
stuff there. Our news blog links to our social media accounts.
Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might
reply yeah. Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to
hear from you. Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go
(16:43):
to Walton Johnson dot com today. I'm told there's a store.
Oh yes, we do have a lovely store and you
could buy things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's not
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