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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Like that lot.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Interestingly enough, this is a song where James Brown is
a little calmer than normal James Brown. Yeah, there you go,
not quite as lively as the normal. Well, it's the holidays,
this is his.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
H So he says Santa Claus goes straight to the ghetto.
But doesn't a yellow man say that Santa Claus never
comes to the ghetto?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Okay, well, now that you mention it, I believe he
We've got a clash of artists here. I believe he
didn't make that point. If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Why don't.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I think I know? Why can I?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
There's Santa? I may know the answer? Because he didn't
like to get stab Why is that? What's up with that?
Why does Santa is a punk ass bitch? Is that
what's the problem here?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Why doesn't Santa ever go to Haiti? Is there something
about Haiti makes him not want to go?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Don't they just take all the broken toys and the
mistakes the elves made and they take all those toys
to places like Haiti? Yeah, gotta get rid of them somehow.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, that's kind of what this radio show has always
been to, isn't it. This is a radio show for
all the broken toys.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That's all right. Thanks for tuning in, kids, We love you.
Thanks for joining us on the Walton Johnson Radio Network.
Maybe a little later we'll get to hear big Freda.
Santa is a gay man. That's a good one too.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I've got that song, but I've not listened to it yet.
Is it clean?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Is that why they refer to him as back door Santa.
That's a different song. Oh okay, So Santa picking the
right door, that's important. Yeah. Anyway, the fat Man's coming,
that's what we know.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I do love Christmas, even if the secular monsters ruined
it years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Give the world a gay Santa Claus. Leave out the
cookies and the milk. This Christmas Eve for holly jolly, almost.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Sexual Ali jolly oh mo. That's al sharp and that's
an old sound by. He wouldn't say that today. He's
too he's too busy waiting for Jesse Jackson to die
so he can he can run around and get his
book deals in his endorsements.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
See the news. I don't know if y'all heard or not,
but there's some some pretty wax stuff going on out
there in that world.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
We do see the news. Billy, Well, what do you
think we do here all day?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well, it sounds like you just listening to Christmas music
all morning long as what y'all been doing.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We don't listen to Christmas music all morning. But it's
a radio show, billy. Yeah, we have to play bumper
music and then talk a little, you know. And so
it's a whole package. You can't just get people's steak.
You got to give him parsley a mashed potato. Nobody
wants the parsley, yeah, but you do want the mashed potatoes.
Oh yeah, what are you gonna put in them? I
like butter chives, I like a little cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I like cheese.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't mind the bacon bits, but I don't like
the fake ones. I like real bacon. Yeah, what about that?
What's that?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's uh, the smelly stuff that everybody wants on the
potatoes now immigrants. Yeah, no, truffles, Oh yeah, truffles, ruffles.
I don't know if they do they do that in
mash potatoes. I know they do garlic mashed potatoes, lobster
mashed potatoes. Have you ever had peanut butter mashed potatoes?
I've never heard of that. That's the thing. Buddy, Mine
(03:16):
goes up to Boise pretty regular.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh, no, one, maybe you've heard of him, Billy Martin, Oh,
Billy Billy Martin.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah yeah, And he walked into One Room Restaurants up there.
Never heard of the dish before, but they had peanut
butter mashtatoes on to me and you know, got to
try that. So there's dang good. There's a burger.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Place in Houston. The owner's kind of a friend of
ours called Hubcap Grill. On the menu they have something
called the Sticky Monkey and it includes peanut butter. And
that might sound terrible to you, it is so good.
You just don't know. Do you poke it in your mouth?
It's on the menu for a reason. Now, I don't
know if you just put peanut butter on a cheeseburger.
There might be a little more to it than that
could be. They've got a secret recipe. Yeah, they're doing something.
(03:57):
I don't know what it is. But if you ever
stumble into a Hubcat I grow in the Houston area,
and we're not being paid to tell you this mortar
something weird on the menu, you won't be.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Disappointed if we go there. Now, do you think maybe
they you know, throw us a you know, maybe some
fries on the side for free. I'm pretty sure there's
no there's nobody there. No, I guess not. We have
to break in and cook it ourselves. We're not going
to break in, No, we don't do that. My favorite
news story and my favorite headline, they're two completely different
(04:26):
things up. But my favorite headline this was an actual
headline in the news. China may be using the sea
to hide their submarines. Somebody wrote that, and then somebody
read it and gave permission for them to print at Well,
where else would they be hiding up a tree? Right?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
They're using the ocean to hide their submarines. We have
got to look into this. The submarine is in a
squirrel's nest. It's what that that would be interesting. I
don't know what the other option would have been.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
But my favorite news story so far of the morning,
because I saw the video it's pretty cool, is short.
A gun store owner in Marietta, Georgia. I shoot guns
Cobb County, not married to Georgia mount. A woman comes
in wants to see some pistols. She's looking through the
glass case and she points and she's like, let me
(05:22):
see that one, and the guy brings it out, you know,
clears it, makes sure you all good, and hands it
to her. She she's looking at it, and then she
just turns and runs for the door with the pistola
in her hand.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Wow, that is a bold thing to do because you're
in a place everyone's door.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, she's not very fast or smart. The the counter
where she was not that close to the front door,
so she had to kind of weave her way through
some racks and stuff the holiday display. Yeah, and the
gun owner happened to catch her darting out of the
corner of his eye, looked up, saw her running for
the door with one of his guns. Yep, and so
(06:01):
he heads her off as pass smart bear hugs her body,
slams her to the ground, and when she hit the floor,
he just looked up and he noticed she was right
there by the rack where the zip cuffs are. He
just reaches over, takes a pair of the zip cuff
off the rack and just zipped her up tight. What
(06:26):
what are they saying, bro? That is my favorite news
story today. That's a true story. And yeah, there's a
video to go where you can see because they got
security cameras in the store. Obviously, dude, we don't want
to get robbed. And then they tried to get robbed.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I'm in a small business filled with angry military veterans
who fills everywhere. I think I'll commit a petty crime.
You're a genius. She's lucky. That's all that happened to her.
She is. All that guy did was tackle her to
the ground and then zip tighter. Yeah, bro, she just
you know, had to wait for the police to come along.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Oh God, I love street justice fills my heart with joy.
Instant karma stuff, Oh beautiful. We need that. Those are
like when a guy, uh, you know, he's driving in
recklessly in his car and he whips around you, throws bird,
runs the red light that you were slowing down for,
and then just bust through the intersection and keeps going.
(07:26):
And then it happens to be there was a cop
car coming from the other direction that saw the whole thing. Whoop, whoop.
Oh that's good times. You almost want to pull over
and just tell the cop I saw everything. If you
need anybody, you know, if you need a witness, I'm
here for you. Man.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You're damn right, dude. That's one of my favorite things
to look at on the internet. Instant karma, instant justice videos.
It's a whole genre of videos. There's so many of them.
Guy runs up, grabs a woman's purse, darts across the street,
gets hit by a truck.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You know what I mean? Right, Dude runs into a cafeteria,
assaults a man, turns around, gets pun by a cop
or one of my favorites, and there's many of these.
Guy accidentally tries to mug a semi retired mixed martial artist.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What are you doing, bro? The ninety year old marine? Yeah,
you live through World War Two and you thought you
was going whooping? You know, ninety year old Marines. They
don't go down easy hauls.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
If you like those kinds of videos, I'll tell you
I may regret doing this, but I started a TikTok
oh boy and it's at Kenny in Texas, at Kenny
in Texas, and that's the kind of stuff I'm into.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So feel free to take a look. If you're on
the talk tic for then with you who do that
sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I don't know how long I'll stay on it for,
but I just needed a break from other.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Social media, but it's quite addictive, so you'll probably be
on it for the rest of your life. Now.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know what's interesting about that. I'm not really looking
at it. I'm just putting content on it because I
don't want it. It's like I'm selling crack. I'm not
using it, you know what I mean. Don't get high
on your own supply kind of thing. Oh yeah, I heard, Billy.
What does a preline want for Christmas? Issue you get
or anything yet? I know she's not up yet, so
probably safe to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maybe, But then there's the app where you can go
back and listen later and she might hear some of
the things that I have. No one got a lot
of romantic gestures and things like that planned for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You know, no one in my family listens to this
radio show. Nobody that loves me and my personal life
listens to the show. I hear you, because if they did,
they probably wouldn't love me.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's right. Yeah, yeah, you're probably doing well to stay
off their radar. Thanks, Billy. Oh and remember Friday is
the best day of my life. You seem happy this morning.
I am happy because it's Friday. Because it's Friday. This
is cause for celebration. Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Of
school shooting songs are there, and how many of them
(09:44):
are good?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I mean, pumped Up Cakes is a good song, right, everybody?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
This is that one?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Go remember this, Oh the little kids with the pumped
up But that's not the best song about a school shooting.
The best song about a school shooting is Jeremy by
Pearl Jam. Everybody knows that, does everybody?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I know it?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Sure? I just told you we all know it. Now
what does that one sound like? I'm the music director
of the Walton Johnson Show. Trust me on this.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
He's the only one of us that has synthesizers in
his house, so yeah, he has to be that's true.
And a guitar. You have a guitar.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I have a guitar. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty sweet. One
of our listeners is a friend of mine. He's making
me a bass who plays it?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I do?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I do a drop D tuning. You didn't think I
knew how to play guitar, but I do.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, I didn't think you did. I do. I'm not
very good at it, but I could play play me
a tune any any time.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, if you want to hear a punk rock song,
No in D tuning. No, if you want to hear
an edgy punk rock song, played it completely in power
chords using drop D tuning.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Uh huh, I got you, bro, I could do that.
Can you Can you do red River Valley in punk
rock version? No? No, I have regular regular version.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I only know songs that people.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Down countdown like that.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Would you settle for Red Lights by Tiesto or Red
Wine by ub forty because we don't have that song
in the system build.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
H well then uh no, no, never mind. I'm not
in the mood to settled this morning. By the way,
I heard there was some wacky crap going on in
New Orleans yesterday and then I showed up. Wow, who
could have expected that? Yeah, it got pretty wild yesterday.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I have this audio recording of people at a New
Orleans City council meeting yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Let me draw a picture for you real quick.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Okay, imagine you know it's a typical municipal government room.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You've all seen these before.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Seats, rows of chairs, the council seated on the opposite
end of the room, a podium in the middle where
somebody could stand and speak with a microphone. In New Orleans,
they still have the sheet of glass there from COVID.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh yeah, I got a little plexi glass. Uh well,
you know it probably cost a lot to take that down.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Dude, what is this thing doing? Do you think germs
can't get over that?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
That's the only reason New Orleans City Council is alive
today is because of that life saving plexiglass that doesn't
quite go all the way from the top up to
the bottom. But that's okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
The room is mostly empty except for but maybe twenty
thirty people just crammed right into the middle of the room,
all of them holding up signs that say no collaboration
with something something. Their hands are covering their signs. They're
not good at this.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
All No, they're not very good at it. No, no eyes,
no collaboration. They hate the fact that the government is
enforcing the lull.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And many of them are wearing Democrats Socialists of America
t shirts. Many of them are wearing Palestinian flags. Hammeron sickle, dude,
over there. Not only are these people not big fans
of the current system in the United States of America,
it's safe to say this is a group of people
that probably wish to dismantle the system that works and
rebuild it into something that sounds good, which, by the way,
(12:47):
is what most Marxists want to do, and it never works.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Point Out week or so ago, we played maybe it
was Monday. God, it seems like it's been a while.
Remember the protesters that were walking a few blocks at
night in the rain in New Orleans recently? Sure, and
we pointed out, none of those people look like they're
from here, right, none of those people do either, but
(13:10):
they do look like the people that were marching in
the rain about four or five days ago, paid protesters.
That's what this is. Regular New Orleans folks don't go
to city council meetings. Ever. They sure don't go when
the government is cracking down on criminals because the regular
folks that live there, they want the criminals arrested, and
(13:34):
if they ain't from around here, they want them sent
back where they came from. That's true.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yesterday you had border patrol and ice agents walking around
the city of New Orleans, and everybody was walking up
to them, taking sufis, shaking their hands, saying thank you.
But this twenty or thirty people here with their Marxist
emblems on their T shirts and their Nike jym shoes
because of course they're.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Wearing Nike Jym shoes.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Hate America, they hate New Orleans and can I'm gonna
play the audio for you, but can I do an
impersonation of what it actually sounded like?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Can you do that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, with the next citizen, please come up here. I'd
like to talk about how I hate the federal government.
You're not doing enough to stop Trump. Yeah, we're not
really covering that today.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Lose your mind and scream and lay on the floor
and kick your feet like a six year old in
the grocery store who didn't get a toy. So here
it is.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I would be less convinced that these people and their
opinions matter. But they're all wearing terrorist scarfs and COVID
masks and you look like insane people.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's what two hundred dollars a day you'll buy you,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Look at that. How many facial piercings does this woman have?
We get it, you hate your dad, We get it.
But real quick though, we just want to get some
of the pedophiles and the monsters out of the city.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
The same kind of people were screaming a Tom Holman yesterday,
but in a different part of the world. He was
an Alpasso and he was he was just trying to
lay out some of the good things they're doing for
the citizens there again stopping crime, but a lot of
people want to be raped and robbed and murdered, apparently
(15:14):
because people show up and scream at him too. Border
patrols are what borders are.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Tom Holman was speaking yesterday at a University of Texas
al Paso Turning Point USA event. It's a U TIP Yeah,
I guess a lot of people in I guess we
could say U TEP TP USA, but then it just
feels like you should just say what it is because
it gets a little confusing. Anyway, He's speaking to hundreds
of people attended this event, and everybody there was a
(15:40):
pretty big fan of Trump and the border patrol and
what's going on in America, except for one guy in
the audience.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Every night I go to bed, I pray for the
safety of security, every borbituation, I stations, and I pray
for everybody that we're looking for. I don't want anybody hurt.
I don't want anybody to die. That includes officers and
that includes aliens and that's stole cold fact.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Okay, Steve Austin, Yeah, call me what you want.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I don't care. Trader, Oh you know then you know
start well, I want to take question I'll take questions
a little bit. But why don't you grow a backbone
and put a couple of our vests and a gun
on your hip and go secure this board? Yeah, don't
you try it? See how it goes? All right? I
like to try to be the way. What would he
(16:26):
be a trader about? Or four? How does that affect that?
It doesn't seem like the right accusation. I mean, it's
like when people scream racist because you told him you
didn't like the same song that they like had nothing
to do with race. But I don't know who he's
supposed to be a trader to.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Thanks, That's what I'm trying to figure out. In what
world would enforcing laws that have existed for over a
century make you into a trader.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I guess he's a trader to all of the people
that came here from South America recently.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I don't know. Yeah, I don't entirely understand that either. Now,
yesterday the border patrol is walking around New Orleans and
Fox News he was out interviewing people, and a lot
of people seemed.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Very pro border patrol, pro Trump.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
And if anybody out there still doubts that there's a
need for this, if you're still one of those people
that's not convinced that the immigration raids and the deportation
is actually catching the people we should be going after.
Here's a vague example, just a few quick examples of
who they captured yesterday in.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
New ormons Everything by the book.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
So far, DHS says more than twenty illegal immigrants have
been detained with crimes and suspected crimes raging from battery
to child endangerment. Yeah, one man here, illegally from Vietnam,
had been sentenced in the US to forty years for
multiple crimes, including kidnapping, homicide, and aggravated assault.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Dude, you're telling me one of the twenty people they
just captured. Of the twenty people, it's noting it was
thousands is forty years for homicide. He's out on that.
You understand how insane that is. This guy murdered someone,
he's walking around on the streets, he's already been convicted.
We're not doing and we know he's there and we're
not doing crap about it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
They got great laws on the books, then they don't
enforce them, so what's the point of having them. And
all these politicians always want to come up with new laws.
What we need is a new law that will say
specifically this this is. And it's like, well, what are
we gonna do with it? We got we got a
dozen laws right here that we're not even enforcing. Why
add another one.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
So again we take you back to these people yesterday
at the New Orleans City Council meeting.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Losing their collective minds.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
You guys are mad that we just caught a guy
that was wanted for murder and is supposed to be
imprisoned for four decades. Yeah, you took the day off
from work to fight for his rights. You people are
as bad as he is. Yep, this guy is out
murdering people. We already know he murdered someone. He's just
walking around on the streets willy nilly, throwing it in
your face. You took the day off from work to
(19:02):
protest the fact that he got detained.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yep, that's his that's that is adjacent to murdering somebody. There,
You go.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, anyway, mail as all this is happening. By the way,
there's a woman standing in the crowd. She's black. She's
screaming at the black cop in the Black City Council
in New Orleans and saying.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You're black, you're black. They're coming for you too. Huh Yeah,
how you figure? Yeah, I don't think they are. Don't
forget they go put us all back in change. Thanks
Joe Biden. Yeah, this will never end. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You know this week?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
This week? You don't know what day it is? Do
you tell me? It is Friday morning, early Friday morning.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
Like that lot.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Interestingly enough, this is a song where James Brown is
a little calmer than normal James Brown. Yeah, there you go,
not quite as lively as the normal. Well, it's the holidays,
this is his.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
H So he says Santa Claus goes straight to the ghetto.
But doesn't a yellow man say that Santa Claus never
comes to the ghetto?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Okay, well, now that you mention it, I believe he
We've got a clash of artists here. I believe he
didn't make that point. If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Why don't.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I think I know? Why can I?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
There's Santa? I may know the answer? Because he didn't
like to get stab Why is that? What's up with that?
Why does Santa is a punk ass bitch? Is that
what's the problem here?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Why doesn't Santa ever go to Haiti? Is there something
about Haiti makes him not want to go?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Don't they just take all the broken toys and the
mistakes the elves made and they take all those toys
to places like Haiti? Yeah, gotta get rid of them somehow.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, that's kind of what this radio show has always
been to, isn't it. This is a radio show for
all the broken toys.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That's all right. Thanks for tuning in, kids, We love you.
Thanks for joining us on the Walton Johnson Radio Network.
Maybe a little later we'll get to hear big Freda.
Santa is a gay man. That's a good one too.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I've got that song, but I've not listened to it yet.
Is it clean?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Is that why they refer to him as back door Santa.
That's a different song. Oh okay, So Santa picking the
right door, that's important. Yeah. Anyway, the fat Man's coming,
that's what we know.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I do love Christmas, even if the secular monsters ruined
it years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Give the world a gay Santa Claus. Leave out the
cookies and the milk. This Christmas Eve for holly jolly, almost.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Sexual Ali jolly oh mo. That's al sharp and that's
an old sound by. He wouldn't say that today. He's
too he's too busy waiting for Jesse Jackson to die
so he can he can run around and get his
book deals in his endorsements.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
See the news. I don't know if y'all heard or not,
but there's some some pretty wax stuff going on out
there in that world.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
We do see the news. Billy, Well, what do you
think we do here all day?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well, it sounds like you just listening to Christmas music
all morning long as what y'all been doing.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We don't listen to Christmas music all morning. But it's
a radio show, billy. Yeah, we have to play bumper
music and then talk a little, you know. And so
it's a whole package. You can't just get people's steak.
You got to give him parsley a mashed potato. Nobody
wants the parsley, yeah, but you do want the mashed potatoes.
Oh yeah, what are you gonna put in them? I
like butter chives, I like a little cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I like cheese.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't mind the bacon bits, but I don't like
the fake ones. I like real bacon. Yeah, what about that?
What's that?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's uh, the smelly stuff that everybody wants on the
potatoes now immigrants. Yeah, no, truffles, Oh yeah, truffles, ruffles.
I don't know if they do they do that in
mash potatoes. I know they do garlic mashed potatoes, lobster
mashed potatoes. Have you ever had peanut butter mashed potatoes?
I've never heard of that. That's the thing. Buddy, Mine
(03:16):
goes up to Boise pretty regular.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh, no, one, maybe you've heard of him, Billy Martin, Oh,
Billy Billy Martin.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah yeah, And he walked into One Room Restaurants up there.
Never heard of the dish before, but they had peanut
butter mashtatoes on to me and you know, got to
try that. So there's dang good. There's a burger.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Place in Houston. The owner's kind of a friend of
ours called Hubcap Grill. On the menu they have something
called the Sticky Monkey and it includes peanut butter. And
that might sound terrible to you, it is so good.
You just don't know. Do you poke it in your mouth?
It's on the menu for a reason. Now, I don't
know if you just put peanut butter on a cheeseburger.
There might be a little more to it than that
could be. They've got a secret recipe. Yeah, they're doing something.
(03:57):
I don't know what it is. But if you ever
stumble into a Hubcat I grow in the Houston area,
and we're not being paid to tell you this mortar
something weird on the menu, you won't be.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Disappointed if we go there. Now, do you think maybe
they you know, throw us a you know, maybe some
fries on the side for free. I'm pretty sure there's
no there's nobody there. No, I guess not. We have
to break in and cook it ourselves. We're not going
to break in, No, we don't do that. My favorite
news story and my favorite headline, they're two completely different
(04:26):
things up. But my favorite headline this was an actual
headline in the news. China may be using the sea
to hide their submarines. Somebody wrote that, and then somebody
read it and gave permission for them to print at Well,
where else would they be hiding up a tree? Right?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
They're using the ocean to hide their submarines. We have
got to look into this. The submarine is in a
squirrel's nest. It's what that that would be interesting. I
don't know what the other option would have been.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
But my favorite news story so far of the morning,
because I saw the video it's pretty cool, is short.
A gun store owner in Marietta, Georgia. I shoot guns
Cobb County, not married to Georgia mount. A woman comes
in wants to see some pistols. She's looking through the
glass case and she points and she's like, let me
(05:22):
see that one, and the guy brings it out, you know,
clears it, makes sure you all good, and hands it
to her. She she's looking at it, and then she
just turns and runs for the door with the pistola
in her hand.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Wow, that is a bold thing to do because you're
in a place everyone's door.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, she's not very fast or smart. The the counter
where she was not that close to the front door,
so she had to kind of weave her way through
some racks and stuff the holiday display. Yeah, and the
gun owner happened to catch her darting out of the
corner of his eye, looked up, saw her running for
the door with one of his guns. Yep, and so
(06:01):
he heads her off as pass smart bear hugs her body,
slams her to the ground, and when she hit the floor,
he just looked up and he noticed she was right
there by the rack where the zip cuffs are. He
just reaches over, takes a pair of the zip cuff
off the rack and just zipped her up tight. What
(06:26):
what are they saying, bro? That is my favorite news
story today. That's a true story. And yeah, there's a
video to go where you can see because they got
security cameras in the store. Obviously, dude, we don't want
to get robbed. And then they tried to get robbed.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I'm in a small business filled with angry military veterans
who fills everywhere. I think I'll commit a petty crime.
You're a genius. She's lucky. That's all that happened to her.
She is. All that guy did was tackle her to
the ground and then zip tighter. Yeah, bro, she just
you know, had to wait for the police to come along.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Oh God, I love street justice fills my heart with joy.
Instant karma stuff, Oh beautiful. We need that. Those are
like when a guy, uh, you know, he's driving in
recklessly in his car and he whips around you, throws bird,
runs the red light that you were slowing down for,
and then just bust through the intersection and keeps going.
(07:26):
And then it happens to be there was a cop
car coming from the other direction that saw the whole thing. Whoop, whoop.
Oh that's good times. You almost want to pull over
and just tell the cop I saw everything. If you
need anybody, you know, if you need a witness, I'm
here for you. Man.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You're damn right, dude. That's one of my favorite things
to look at on the internet. Instant karma, instant justice videos.
It's a whole genre of videos. There's so many of them.
Guy runs up, grabs a woman's purse, darts across the street,
gets hit by a truck.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You know what I mean? Right, Dude runs into a cafeteria,
assaults a man, turns around, gets pun by a cop
or one of my favorites, and there's many of these.
Guy accidentally tries to mug a semi retired mixed martial artist.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What are you doing, bro? The ninety year old marine? Yeah,
you live through World War Two and you thought you
was going whooping? You know, ninety year old Marines. They
don't go down easy hauls.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
If you like those kinds of videos, I'll tell you
I may regret doing this, but I started a TikTok
oh boy and it's at Kenny in Texas, at Kenny
in Texas, and that's the kind of stuff I'm into.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So feel free to take a look. If you're on
the talk tic for then with you who do that
sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I don't know how long I'll stay on it for,
but I just needed a break from other.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Social media, but it's quite addictive, so you'll probably be
on it for the rest of your life. Now.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know what's interesting about that. I'm not really looking
at it. I'm just putting content on it because I
don't want it. It's like I'm selling crack. I'm not
using it, you know what I mean. Don't get high
on your own supply kind of thing. Oh yeah, I heard, Billy.
What does a preline want for Christmas? Issue you get
or anything yet? I know she's not up yet, so
probably safe to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maybe, But then there's the app where you can go
back and listen later and she might hear some of
the things that I have. No one got a lot
of romantic gestures and things like that planned for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You know, no one in my family listens to this
radio show. Nobody that loves me and my personal life
listens to the show. I hear you, because if they did,
they probably wouldn't love me.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's right. Yeah, yeah, you're probably doing well to stay
off their radar. Thanks, Billy. Oh and remember Friday is
the best day of my life. You seem happy this morning.
I am happy because it's Friday. Because it's Friday. This
is cause for celebration. Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Of
school shooting songs are there, and how many of them
(09:44):
are good?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I mean, pumped Up Cakes is a good song, right, everybody?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
This is that one?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Go remember this, Oh the little kids with the pumped
up But that's not the best song about a school shooting.
The best song about a school shooting is Jeremy by
Pearl Jam. Everybody knows that, does everybody?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I know it?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Sure? I just told you we all know it. Now
what does that one sound like? I'm the music director
of the Walton Johnson Show. Trust me on this.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
He's the only one of us that has synthesizers in
his house, so yeah, he has to be that's true.
And a guitar. You have a guitar.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I have a guitar. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty sweet. One
of our listeners is a friend of mine. He's making
me a bass who plays it?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I do?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I do a drop D tuning. You didn't think I
knew how to play guitar, but I do.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, I didn't think you did. I do. I'm not
very good at it, but I could play play me
a tune any any time.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, if you want to hear a punk rock song,
No in D tuning. No, if you want to hear
an edgy punk rock song, played it completely in power
chords using drop D tuning.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Uh huh, I got you, bro, I could do that.
Can you Can you do red River Valley in punk
rock version? No? No, I have regular regular version.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I only know songs that people.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Down countdown like that.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Would you settle for Red Lights by Tiesto or Red
Wine by ub forty because we don't have that song
in the system build.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
H well then uh no, no, never mind. I'm not
in the mood to settled this morning. By the way,
I heard there was some wacky crap going on in
New Orleans yesterday and then I showed up. Wow, who
could have expected that? Yeah, it got pretty wild yesterday.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I have this audio recording of people at a New
Orleans City council meeting yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Let me draw a picture for you real quick.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Okay, imagine you know it's a typical municipal government room.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You've all seen these before.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Seats, rows of chairs, the council seated on the opposite
end of the room, a podium in the middle where
somebody could stand and speak with a microphone. In New Orleans,
they still have the sheet of glass there from COVID.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh yeah, I got a little plexi glass. Uh well,
you know it probably cost a lot to take that down.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Dude, what is this thing doing? Do you think germs
can't get over that?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
That's the only reason New Orleans City Council is alive
today is because of that life saving plexiglass that doesn't
quite go all the way from the top up to
the bottom. But that's okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
The room is mostly empty except for but maybe twenty
thirty people just crammed right into the middle of the room,
all of them holding up signs that say no collaboration
with something something. Their hands are covering their signs. They're
not good at this.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
All No, they're not very good at it. No, no eyes,
no collaboration. They hate the fact that the government is
enforcing the lull.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And many of them are wearing Democrats Socialists of America
t shirts. Many of them are wearing Palestinian flags. Hammeron sickle, dude,
over there. Not only are these people not big fans
of the current system in the United States of America,
it's safe to say this is a group of people
that probably wish to dismantle the system that works and
rebuild it into something that sounds good, which, by the way,
(12:47):
is what most Marxists want to do, and it never works.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Point Out week or so ago, we played maybe it
was Monday. God, it seems like it's been a while.
Remember the protesters that were walking a few blocks at
night in the rain in New Orleans recently? Sure, and
we pointed out, none of those people look like they're
from here, right, none of those people do either, but
(13:10):
they do look like the people that were marching in
the rain about four or five days ago, paid protesters.
That's what this is. Regular New Orleans folks don't go
to city council meetings. Ever. They sure don't go when
the government is cracking down on criminals because the regular
folks that live there, they want the criminals arrested, and
(13:34):
if they ain't from around here, they want them sent
back where they came from. That's true.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yesterday you had border patrol and ice agents walking around
the city of New Orleans, and everybody was walking up
to them, taking sufis, shaking their hands, saying thank you.
But this twenty or thirty people here with their Marxist
emblems on their T shirts and their Nike jym shoes
because of course they're.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Wearing Nike Jym shoes.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Hate America, they hate New Orleans and can I'm gonna
play the audio for you, but can I do an
impersonation of what it actually sounded like?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Can you do that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, with the next citizen, please come up here. I'd
like to talk about how I hate the federal government.
You're not doing enough to stop Trump. Yeah, we're not
really covering that today.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Lose your mind and scream and lay on the floor
and kick your feet like a six year old in
the grocery store who didn't get a toy. So here
it is.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I would be less convinced that these people and their
opinions matter. But they're all wearing terrorist scarfs and COVID
masks and you look like insane people.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's what two hundred dollars a day you'll buy you,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Look at that. How many facial piercings does this woman have?
We get it, you hate your dad, We get it.
But real quick though, we just want to get some
of the pedophiles and the monsters out of the city.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
The same kind of people were screaming a Tom Holman yesterday,
but in a different part of the world. He was
an Alpasso and he was he was just trying to
lay out some of the good things they're doing for
the citizens there again stopping crime, but a lot of
people want to be raped and robbed and murdered, apparently
(15:14):
because people show up and scream at him too. Border
patrols are what borders are.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Tom Holman was speaking yesterday at a University of Texas
al Paso Turning Point USA event. It's a U TIP Yeah,
I guess a lot of people in I guess we
could say U TEP TP USA, but then it just
feels like you should just say what it is because
it gets a little confusing. Anyway, He's speaking to hundreds
of people attended this event, and everybody there was a
(15:40):
pretty big fan of Trump and the border patrol and
what's going on in America, except for one guy in
the audience.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Every night I go to bed, I pray for the
safety of security, every borbituation, I stations, and I pray
for everybody that we're looking for. I don't want anybody hurt.
I don't want anybody to die. That includes officers and
that includes aliens and that's stole cold fact.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Okay, Steve Austin, Yeah, call me what you want.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I don't care. Trader, Oh you know then you know
start well, I want to take question I'll take questions
a little bit. But why don't you grow a backbone
and put a couple of our vests and a gun
on your hip and go secure this board? Yeah, don't
you try it? See how it goes? All right? I
like to try to be the way. What would he
(16:26):
be a trader about? Or four? How does that affect that?
It doesn't seem like the right accusation. I mean, it's
like when people scream racist because you told him you
didn't like the same song that they like had nothing
to do with race. But I don't know who he's
supposed to be a trader to.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Thanks, That's what I'm trying to figure out. In what
world would enforcing laws that have existed for over a
century make you into a trader.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I guess he's a trader to all of the people
that came here from South America recently.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I don't know. Yeah, I don't entirely understand that either. Now,
yesterday the border patrol is walking around New Orleans and
Fox News he was out interviewing people, and a lot
of people seemed.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Very pro border patrol, pro Trump.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
And if anybody out there still doubts that there's a
need for this, if you're still one of those people
that's not convinced that the immigration raids and the deportation
is actually catching the people we should be going after.
Here's a vague example, just a few quick examples of
who they captured yesterday in.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
New ormons Everything by the book.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
So far, DHS says more than twenty illegal immigrants have
been detained with crimes and suspected crimes raging from battery
to child endangerment. Yeah, one man here, illegally from Vietnam,
had been sentenced in the US to forty years for
multiple crimes, including kidnapping, homicide, and aggravated assault.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Dude, you're telling me one of the twenty people they
just captured. Of the twenty people, it's noting it was
thousands is forty years for homicide. He's out on that.
You understand how insane that is. This guy murdered someone,
he's walking around on the streets, he's already been convicted.
We're not doing and we know he's there and we're
not doing crap about it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
They got great laws on the books, then they don't
enforce them, so what's the point of having them. And
all these politicians always want to come up with new laws.
What we need is a new law that will say
specifically this this is. And it's like, well, what are
we gonna do with it? We got we got a
dozen laws right here that we're not even enforcing. Why
add another one.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
So again we take you back to these people yesterday
at the New Orleans City Council meeting.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Losing their collective minds.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
You guys are mad that we just caught a guy
that was wanted for murder and is supposed to be
imprisoned for four decades. Yeah, you took the day off
from work to fight for his rights. You people are
as bad as he is. Yep, this guy is out
murdering people. We already know he murdered someone. He's just
walking around on the streets willy nilly, throwing it in
your face. You took the day off from work to
(19:02):
protest the fact that he got detained.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yep, that's his that's that is adjacent to murdering somebody. There,
You go.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, anyway, mail as all this is happening. By the way,
there's a woman standing in the crowd. She's black. She's
screaming at the black cop in the Black City Council
in New Orleans and saying.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You're black, you're black. They're coming for you too. Huh Yeah,
how you figure? Yeah, I don't think they are. Don't
forget they go put us all back in change. Thanks
Joe Biden. Yeah, this will never end. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You know this week?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
This week? You don't know what day it is? Do
you tell me? It is Friday morning, early Friday morning.
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