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May 29, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It sounds like he was objectifying women. I don't find
that appropriate.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Now, this is a song about chicken wings. It's called
chicken Wing by Paul Farne. This is the guy that
sings the they't a girl. This is the guy that
sings the what are they called fireworks? Yeah, the fireworks
in the in the Bible.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, exactly. That's a good song.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
What is it.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's a song about a guy with a Bible tent
revival where he sells fire.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Sparklers and the Okay, yeah that guy.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Bottle rockets are two for one, but Salvation's free, mister Kenneth.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
That's a good line right there. The taco trades is
happening now. The stock market open about a minute ago,
and the futures has been up. Stock market opened up
at this moment, and it's all because of the taco trades.
They said, that's just all the rage on Wall Street
all of a sudden, since since yesterday. Taco trade is
the inside of Jordan. For you know the fact that

(00:56):
Trump always chicking out. I know he is changing the
of the tariffs and the rules on the tariffs. Now
they act like as negative old Trump, cause Trump keep
chicking it out on the turf. But Tuesday, the stock
market was up almost seven hundred and fifty points that day,
and that was because of the taco trades. They didn't
call it that day. But now two days later they

(01:18):
say taco, taco, taco, and the stock market is up.
So what was the Why is that bad?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
The never trumpers and the liberal Democrats are using the
phrase taco to mock Trump.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Rad Now it's an insult to call him. You're chickening
out on your threats. Trump always chickens out, That's what
it stands for. But he didn't check it out.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
He's renegotiating the trade deals, and good right.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I no one likes tariffs. I'm a libertarian Republican.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I mean, my name, my dog, Milton Friedman. I obviously
don't like tariffs. But I'm objective and pragmatic enough to
realize maybe he's onto something here.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
And you do like what it did to your retirement account?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
It is most recently my I can only speak to
my own portfolio.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
But my portfolio is a beautiful.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Right now, and I don't that's not why I was
doing that, and it's and and thank you Trump I mean,
thank you. I'm sorry he's giving us a better economy.
We're supposed to mock him because his economy is doing good.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, exactly. Take you know, take the insult. I guess
if it's working.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
They would be better off just ignoring this than trying
to make it sound bad or trying to make it
look Tomani to Trump look loser. Trump's economy is doing awesome.
Are you guys retarded? How are There's no other word?
I'm sorry if people are offended by.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That, Oh maybe you've never heard me mention liberalism is
a mental illness. Yes, they are retarded. Bro.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's so ridiculous. We're supposed to not like Trump because
the economy is doing good.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Boy, loser Trump.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I regret voting for this guy who's made my retirement
account look good.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
We have no idea how it's gonna end up by
this afternoon, but right now the Dow Jones is up
like twenty points. When we got to work this morning,
the futures it was up over two, So it sounds
like they just liked all the talk. But when it
has finally come down to actual business when the market
opened at eight thirty Central time, now, It's only up

(03:13):
like twelve dollars or twelve points, So it's not that
big a deal, is it. No, it's really not. You
wrought a coltung taco.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I've never had it, but I've heard it's good. I mean,
there's a reason it's on the menu.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Kenny from Laplace? Not you, Kenny, this Kenny. Yes, if
Kenny wants to get some good tacos. Morgan City got
a place with Kowtung tacos and they are what do
you do while to go there?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
The kiss the chef's kiss. Yeah, I know it's kind
of gay. I regret.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
It'll make you wonder why you never ate kawtung before.
If you haven't never, I believe it. There's a reason
that Mexicans are eating that stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I mean, just look at all the delicious things Chinese
people eat a wet market. Delicious there's it's obviously you
want bat soup, that's why it's on.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
The menu'll go crazy for it.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
You think they're eating bat soup just because it's a
third world communist crap hole where they can't get their
hands on real food, so they'll eat anything that crawls
out from under the house.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Certainly not.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
No, that would be really rude. You think they eat
or what's the thing they eat in Africa?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Bush meat? Isn't that? What do you trust? More meat? Wait?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Wait, wait, could you talk about those little radio yeah
in Africa? Well to get get the kids clear the
room first.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Bush meat, mister, Oh, I can understand why that would
make you uncomfortable. It's not about the thing you're thinking.
And it's not about the band bush not about the band. No,
it's certainly not about Gavin Rosdale. No, it's a bush.
Meat is the word they use in Africa to describe
when you go off into the jungle and you just
eat like whatever you find out there, like god.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
So like hunting. You go in, you hunt and you
kill something and you eat it.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, but they got all kinds of weird animals out there,
like monkeys and giant rats and things.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Pengolins. Oh my god, I would definitely eat a pangolin,
not a penguin. No pangle in penglin. You know it
crazy about that?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
There's an episode of south Park where they it always
comes back to south Park, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
They make fun of how the pandemic was supposed to
start with a bat, and then and then they jokingly
suggest it was a pangolin, and then months later a
medical professional set actually it could have been a pangolin,
and obviously all that's a lie. It was created in
a laboratory by a bunch of scientists. Here, I'll show it.
It looks like I've got them adillo. Yeah, I got

(05:28):
it on the screen right here, Billy, I'm so disgusting.
I got to think anything with scales you probably don't
want to eat.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
But I'm sure I could think of an exception.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Make a hell of a pair of cowboy boots, wouldn't it.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Honestly, he kind of reminds me of Milton. I kind
of want one as a pet.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Well, yeah, look at those eyes. Look eighes are actually
kind of sweet. It's like a cross between an rmadillo
and an ant eater, right, Yeah? Does it stand up
and walk on its back legs?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Apparently it does? Yeah, No, it's cool. They're really they're friendly.
I want a pangle in. I'm gonna get one. I
guess they stink, though, Like why is this guy wearing gloves?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Wally handles it? I don't know, maybe they're poisonous, so
the skills hurt.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
They said the pengulin from the Malay Malaysia, I guess
for it for rolling over, because the creature has a
habit of curling up into a ball when threatened.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Why are zoomers so lazy? Why don't they just say Malaysia?
Why do they say Malay? That's a that's the way
they do. Think, Just pronounce the whole word. What's wrong
with you?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Gaily anteaters? M okay, I want I want one or
a sloth. But I guess sloths are mean. They look
like they're slow and gentle, but apparently they're really aggressive.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, they got them. Have you seen them go clothes?
I got Yeah, I saw those quasi it'll it'll rip
you right open.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, they don't mess around, dude. Uh, there's no First
Amendment right to government handouts. NPR is suing Trump over
the executive orders seeking to cease all funding to NPR
and PBS, claiming it's a violation of their First Amendment rights.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
And I agree. Here at the Walton.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Johnson Radio Network, we are having our rights violated every
day that the government doesn't give us a million dollars
in funding. Yeah, we want that, Yeah, exactly, we want that.
Apparently they're trying to cut federal funding for NPR. If
that's a violation of the First Amendment, then the entire
time this radio show has existed, our First Amendment has
been violated.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
We owe some back pay, ain't we.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I think we're gonna start having to do some arithmetic
on that. You got you, you got your calculator.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Look, I've been working for this radio show since twenty twelve.
Some of you guys have been here since nineteen eighty three.
It really adds up. After a while, it would start
to add up. That's like a congressional money. Basically, do
some some of that Harvard money. At this point, I'm
a victim. Yeah, you know too. I want what's coming
to me. You know, I don't have mesophilioma or what
was that thing at Fort?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
What's what's the fort with the bad water? Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, you don't want to know, but but ahead asbestos,
whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I want my cut of it. You know where's mine?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Camp Lajune, Camplish, Yeah, I want my Camplsun money, cash
it in, pay it out right.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
The check man. AOC has filed documents. She was at
Campbella June back when all that stuff was going on.
Is that how her brascot like that? Yep, that's why
she's sickening up. Wow man. And some people speculate that
AOC is hiding her abuela, who is here from Puerto
Rico to keep Trump and home and from you know,

(08:21):
shipping her out. No, abuela is probably cooking her some
pretty good food. Grandma's like to make you eat. Did
anybody tell her that they won't deport you if you're
Puerto rican it's part of America.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Wait, is that what abuela means? I thought you were
talking about her ass.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, that's me too.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
And what I don't like is if the business is
true that you left your mom's in the hood, somebody
goes smoke that you you don't leave your moms nowhere.
You have money and you left your mom's there. You're
you're a sick to my stomach fan. But if it's
not true, sure, he's just talking.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson. I probably shouldn't even
bother because you smart anses and are always going to
say something mean to me. But then awhile asks my question. Anyway,
just gloating and enjoying someone else's misery make me petty.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I mean, it depends who it is, right.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
It's like Bigo Trees bad unless you're being bigoted against Nazis,
communist and pedophiles, in which case Bigo Tree is good.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Right, So I'll run this by you. Then, see, I
think I might be off. Look here, do you remember
the disgraced Harvard professor who just recently got fired.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, because she was.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Basically manipulating the data on a study about dishonesty.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
She published a paper on a dishonesty study and it
was filled with data that was manipulated to help produce
the results she wanted.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
So she got fired. She you know, she had tenure
and everything, lost her job. Now this is the part
that may make me a little bit petty. She was
earning her name is Francesca Gino. At her job at Harvard,
she was learning one million dollars a year. And by

(10:05):
the way, we had not the highest paid employee. She
was like the fifth highest paid employee a million. Now
you often said, be careful what you say, because I
don't want to lose much job. Well, yeah, if you
were making a million dollars a year, I'd say, you
don't want you gotta be careful. She was not careful.
And I might point out here that we were paying that.
I mean, Harvard University, we sure getting billions of dollars

(10:26):
in public funding.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Why why did they need my money?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Didn't they say they got like a five hundred million dollar,
you know, like a treasure chess or something like that,
that they just fall back on if they need to.
Why would you fall back on your savings of half
a billion dollars if you're still getting all that money
every year from.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Me and you half a billion dollars, No, try fifty
three point two billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Harvard University's endowment at the end of the fiscal year
twenty twenty four is valued at fifty three point two
billion with a B. It's the largest university endowment in
the world.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
And yet the reason they have all that money is
because they were spending hours other people's money. Is the
way to.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Play, guys, fourteen thousand, six hundred students fifty three point
two billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Tell me what what what?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
What?

Speaker 5 (11:14):
What?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
What is that? Huh? If you have a job where
you're making a million dollars a year, then maybe you
should be a little more careful, played by the rules.
I know. I mean, we don't make that here, but
we're still careful. We don't want to lose this job.
And it's not that nice.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
A guy named Todd Landry wants you to know the
budhan tastes better when you dip it in Kso, see,
this is the only reason to live in Beaumont Port Arthur. Yeah,
you got the Cajuns over there, right, You're right in
between Cajun Country and Cowboy Country. People ask sometimes why
would anyone want to live there? It smells like a
chemical factory. Farted, I agree.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
But every day, just when the wind is right, or
when there's no wind at all, which is a lot
of the time, which is actually worse.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
I would assume.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, I know, But anyway they have the beautiful beach
is a Beaumont over there to take a dip in
the water there.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Well, those will be going away soon thanks to man
made climate change. As you know, it's awful and it's
just getting worse and worse. Won't there be more beaches
if the climate Oh, the ocean will just rise up
and the beaches will be covered up, and then the
houses and the buildings and everything will be gone. And
then one day it's if you don't have a if
you don't have a float device, you know, some kind
of little floaty or something, you just you probably die.

(12:25):
They've got a plan, though, to fix it. This is
this is how the brilliance of the climate change people
will fix it. The ocean. The United Nations Ocean Conference
is about ready to take place. This is their their
third annual where they bring leaders from governments, science, business

(12:48):
all get together to take action to stop man made
climate change. So what they've done is is sponsored by
France and Costa Rica.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
Wait what Really, it's a mystery con for its collaboration,
expected to bring together over sixty world leaders, dozens of ministers,
over four thousand government officials, six thousand members of civil society,
So over.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Ten thousand individuals will travel to the French riviera to
save the planet. Oh my god, I tell you what though,
if if I got a free trip to the French
rivi Era, I'd pretend that climate change was the real thing.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Hold on a second here, If climate change is so serious,
why do they need to fly in a plane. Why
can't they just have the meeting on zoom or Skype? No, no,
you have to have you ever seen the French rivi era.
I mean, I'm sure it's beautiful, but isn't isn't it
the private planes that are destroying the planet.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Isn't that what they said?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
I mean, these are ten thousand plus useless people that
the world would be better off without, and they're all
gathering in one place at one time. I'll say no more.
I'll let you fit issue as ault. Well, look, it.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Might actually be to Joe Biden's policies on climate change
that are going to make these auto pen signatures and
validated in a courtroom.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
That's true, they said, Joe Biden. And I like the
way they praise that Biden has no memory of well,
fill in the blank. Remember when he thought his sister
was his wife and his wife was his sister.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
We looked at that video earlier where he bit his
wife's hand and nibbled.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
On her finger for some reason.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, exactly what was the point of that? And you
don't know. Jake Tapper is saying, it's just a stutter.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
And then everybody pointed at this video of Joe Biden
drooling or what the hell is this?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Wandering around like the rumba president that he was, and
luckily for us, I guess he has no memory of
being president either.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Joe Biden does not remember signing those climate change probably
because he didn't do it executive orders, right exactly, that's
the point they're making.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
But yeah, he didn't remember it because he didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
The key difference between Trump and Joe Biden's pardons, by
the way, which is another thing people are paying attention
to now, Trump issues and defends his pardons in the
light of day. Biden is hiding behind the politic bureau
and an auto pen. He doesn't remember who he gave
pardons to, not a clue and is there anyone he
gave a pardon to that you guys are mad about?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
What that?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Todd Christly, that's what you're angry about. Joe Biden let
pedophiles out of prison. Yeah, Trump's a little different on
the pardon plan.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Scott Jennings was talking about this on CNN.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
I agree, it's being done out in the open. It's
being done in the light of day. We're not doing
it at the eleventh hour here or as we're on
our way up to the Capitol to see the next
president being sworn in. And I might add I don't
think there's any doubt who's actually.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Signing these pardons.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
You know, at the end of Biden's term, we had
thousands of people that were pardoned or offered some kind
of clemency for drug offenses. I have my doubts about
whether Joe Biden signed all of those. And there's obviously,
because of the new books that are out clear reporting
here that there was something of a pollup bureau running
the White House at the end of the Biden administration
when many of the most controversial pardons were issued. So

(16:03):
in this case, Donald Trump, I think, is fully owning
all of these decisions. And I agree with Ellie in
the grim case, for no other reason than this paralysis
that he suffered and the fact that he'd paid his debt.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I think, I mean he's honor something here, Guys, Scott
Jennings nailed it there. Biden's pardons were cowardly. It was
a preemptive shield for his inner circle, people like doctor Fauci,
his family members, his brothers, General Mark Milly.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Why does General Mark Milly need a preemptive pardon. Well,
when you find out, it'll be too late to do
anything about it, because he's got a pardon.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
It is the classic example of Washington, DC hypocrisy, here
to suggest that Donald Trump's executive orders and pardons were problematic,
while Joe Biden is pardoning his own family, the elite
protecting their own, weaponizing the justice system against patriots, trying
to rig elections, all the while accusing us of doing
the things that.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
They're doing right in front of everyone's faces.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's a trap. Don't fall into it. It's a trap, man.
Those are the only good Star Wars movies. General acbar
over Mark Milly any day of the week.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, kill me on Instagram Famous. You're listening to the
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
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