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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, flesh eating bacteria is on the rise.
It's times like these when Madonna's glad she no longer
has flesh to eat?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Isn't that the truth? I'm so happy.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I mean, what self respecting bacteria would even try to
chow down on?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That wouldn't be a good idea.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Now, No, you know what Madonna probably needs or all
the flesh eating bacteria victims out there is some good
healthy supplements to keep themselves.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Do you know where you can get stuff like that? Well?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I can tell you where I like to go. I
like to go to this website called get the Tea
dot Com. The name is almost a little misleading because
it wouldn't make you believe they just sell tea, but
that's not the case.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It starts with a nice cleansing tea, which is what
the tea does for you obviously. But luckily for us,
since we're not experts on this, we do happen to
know the lady that owns the company.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Wait, you know Lisa from Getthetea dot Com?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So do you what is that her on the phone? Right?
I think that's her giggling good morning, We're good?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Are so good? I was listening to you guys, I'm like,
LaToya just needs to build a hotel right next to
her house for all the illegal immigrants. Immigrants, so she
wants because she wants to help them, especially because especially
the convicted murderers. And I just think, you know, right,
I mean she has the money. I mean anyways, Okay,
(01:25):
she has har money, right, No, you're right about that.
Oh yeah, for sure. So it's just my thoughts. But yes,
so this month, what we got gymnema or I guess
it's properly said gim nema. I've been saying it wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Gymnia leaf is one of the August specials and it
actually aids in suppressing appetite and blocks sugar absorption. I
think every single person listening right now needs to get
that absolutely.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
So it blocks the sugar receptors in the intestines and
that helps reduce sugar absorption. So it's been around forever.
It takes us a while to get these things over here.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Now we're on it.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
But yep, good, So that one is super on sale.
I'm going to always carry that one. The one that's
going out though, just so you guys know, is Calm Tummy.
We're bringing the price down to fifteen dollars because you know,
I'm a small company, so it didn't you know, it
wasn't popular. It's very good, it does calm the tummy.
(02:33):
But for those who still want that, it's on for
the end of the month, till the end of the month,
and it's fifteen bucks. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So besides monthly monthly specials, is there anyway I mean
just between us that we could, you know, maybe get
you to tell us what September specials are going to be.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh that's too soon.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh you're oh, you're pretty Look at you being sneaky
like that.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, I'm actually thinking about putting the daily cleanse out there.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh it means it's extra special.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, okay, so that one, so that's my go to.
I love that one because you know, anyways, but we
don't know yet, but that's what we're thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Now you've got used Yeah, I like it. I like
to be excited. That's great. If only there was some
promo code we could use to save money on all
these products. And then I like the way you're thinking,
like a secret code that only we your friends are
aware of.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's right of w J. So please put it in
the coupon slot. Hit apply and you will get ten
percent more in the spot right so that you know,
you'll see the little slot or box. You see how
you see how techno? I am.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Me too, Don't tase me.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Bro obviously sponsored No, I get get to t dot
Com sponsors the Walnon Johnson Taser Report.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's a tea for taser and tea for you clean Today.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I am told we have a taser report today from
the Beaumont Port Arthur area. It's a Texas taser report.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Well, it says Jasper Police Department Jasper hook up North.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I think northeast.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
No, I think they're talking about Jasper County, which is
not far from Beaumont Port Arthur.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Whichever it is.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
A suspect has been arrested for firing a gun into
the air outside of his home.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh yeah, you're not supposed to shoot a gun into
the air outside your home because.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I like living out in the country.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, the bullet goes up, it comes back town. There's
this thing called gravity. That's what they say. No, there
is true, It's definitely true. You're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Bill Yet police responded to a coal reporting shots fired
at four pm Saturday, officers made contact with a mister
Mark Marquez Johnson.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It says Marquees to Sean john That tells me he's
a good guy with a name like that.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
DeShawn, like in Watson.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Marquas to Sean to Sean, Sean to Sean Johnson.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yes, he's of Jasper.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
And I guess it's Steve's cousin. Do you guys do Yeah,
we don't really keep in touch. Do you guys look
alike or pretty close?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
They observed mister Johnson there with a handgun in his pocket,
and he also appeared to be intoxicated.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
He says that mister.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Johnson ignored repeated commands from officers and attempted to retreat
back into his home, where he is known to keep
multiple firearms.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, yeah, you can say that about a lot of it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
During the initial encounter, mister Johnson slammed a door on
the officer's foot while scampering back inside of his little abode.
There sheriff's officers, Texas Department of Public Safety people all
responded to the assistant officers used the PA system. In
other words, you know, they got the horn out encouraged
(06:01):
him to surrender peacefully.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Johnson again, he did not surrender peaceful, a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Of refusing to comply with officers demands and remained near
the doorway at that point. I guess he was like
in the doorway, kind of taunting them, I'm not coming out,
and so they slipped a taser in the crack of
the door.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Taunting the police usually work.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yes, almost always.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I like running from them on the freewaypt it almost
always you'll get away. I feel like if you're on
the freeway, that'd be the worst place to run away
from him, you would think. They transported him to the jail.
He received medical attention for minor injuries. It looks like
the worst thing is not going to be the tasering,
(06:51):
but the assault on a police officer a second degree felony.
Then of course there's resisting arrests or search or resisting transport,
possession of a deadly weapon, third degree felon, the evading aarrisk.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
That's a lot. Yeah, that must be it. Yeah, that's enough.
That's a long laundry list of things to be charged with.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
And I did stream him up on the the the
juice there.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Would you say, the barbs of justice or the reason
why he's no longer a danger to society.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
At this point, we can we can rest assured that
we're safe from him.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
And the problem is, you know, when you're in jail,
you can't even enjoy the great products from GETTHET dot Com.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I was just thinking the same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Wow, well, thank god we're free out here and we
could still do that.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
We can do it, yeah, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Your kiss one.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Times used to be really different back in the day
than they used to do when your mom and your
dad were meeting each other, when your grandma and grandpa,
it was a different world back then. Was you know,
your grandma just wanted someone that could protect her from
bear attacks, that's it, And your grandpa just wanted somebody
that knew how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich.
Times were different then, anyway, Times are silly and ridiculous.
(08:08):
Now Peta is upset at Nintendo.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
The silliest thing you've heard in a while. PETA's main
focus their target right now to stop all this horrible
animal abuse that's going on around the planet. Has decided
Nintendo needs to fix the cows.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I really don't understand how PETA's taken seriously by anyone.
This latest crusade from the Animal Grights group aimed at Nintendo,
seeks to remove the nose ring from a cow in
the Mario Card video game. Now here's what's really confusing
about that. That nose piercing is called a septum piercing
on a human being.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
That's right, and tons of humans volunteered for that.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's very popular right now with the kind of people
that probably do activism for Peta, right, but for a
cow it's considered oppressive. So I guess my question would be,
why do you get the same number of votes as
I do. Oh yeah, that's not fair at all. Take
that ring out of the cow's snout. She's not a slave.
We demand to be taken seriously, said someone with a
(09:15):
septum piercing.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
So I don't play this Mario Kart thingy. But why
are there cows? Are they in the road? Is that
you're having to drive around them? What is the cow
doing there?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, there's a new version of Nintendo Switch, which is
Nintendo's game council, and it's it's marketed as being a
little more family friendly and even a little more affordable,
not to mention portable than things like PlayStation or Xbox.
Does that even still exist?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
And so one of the things about Nintendo Switch that
makes it so popular is you get all the classic
Nintendo characters in the video games.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
So the point is it's it's animated, right, It's not
real cows. Now, Peter could be trying to stop ranchers
from actually putting real nose rings on real cows noses,
but apparently that is an important part of being able
to control the cow.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Ninety percent of the people that support Peter probably have
the same nose ring. Now, Yeah, that's like show you
really got to wonder did Peter have nothing better to do,
like saving real animals. You're trying to help video game animals.
Also also making the cow drive a car that is
obviously way too small for him or her. That's a
it's a giant cow in a tiny little go cart.
(10:31):
That's oppressive.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think that is so wrong on so many levels.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Also, and I looked into this, Apparently cows cannot drive
a car.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
They're not real good at it.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I mean, you know, even if you get them in
a position, you know, showing the basics, they're not gonna
They're not gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
And even more confusing, the cow in the video game
is smiling. It seems to be having a good time.
It doesn't seem to be bothered by the fact. And also,
did I mention it's not real?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
It's not real at all. Yeah, So maybe.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Maybe it's Pete's way of saying, finally, once and for all,
you can ignore us completely. We shouldn't even exist.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, they blocked me on Twitter a long time ago. Ouch.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I bet that hurt. I mean, I did kind of
want to interact with them. I was having fun and
then they took that fun away from me. It's hurtful
and we never looked into it before. But do you
think that Pete is one of the non government organizations
that were getting money from USAID?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Did somebody dojum? I mean, I don't know. I never checked.
We'll check on that.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Doesn't it seem like they would be one of the
recipients without even knowing if we looked that up. Doesn't
it seem like the answer would be yes anyway should be.
And also I'm beginning to think maybe, uh, the Methodist
Church just needs to go away once and for all.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You've had that fault for some time though, haven't it?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Siri?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Show me the spirit of the age in one sermon please.
The pastor of the United Methodist Congregation is arguing that
Jesus is okay with divorce because half of Americans are
divorced already, which is confusing because back when Jesus around,
there was no America.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, not even the half.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Here is United Methodist Church impastor Ryan Scott arguing in
favor of divorce, and if your marriage is something that
is keeping you from being your most authentic and whole self,
but I don't think God would mind if you end
up breaking that.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Covenance right now? Any Catholics have an opinion on that
as well?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay, well, since you brought it up, Oh that's right.
You are Catholic, are you not?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I did ask my priest for permission before.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh you did? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well they without airing out too much, it feel like
I might be violating a clause here in my divorce agreement,
so probably I shouldn't tell the story.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
But from what I understand it, it really wasn't your idea,
was it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It was not.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, But I'll just leave it at this. You should
consult to relate if you care about God at all.
I would recommend talking to a religious leader before getting
a divorce. I would recommend it. And then you know,
maybe some therapy, maybe hit the gym, try to eat healthier.
And then if all else fails and you're still not
happy all after all that what worked great for me
in the late hours of the night. Become a vigilante.
(13:08):
Oh that sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Go out into.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Low income neighborhoods or two in the morning and start
fights with crack dealers and then they'll be confused because
you're They'll see your pale faced complexion and think what
is this white boy doing?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
And the police come later and they go what happened? Like, well,
can he beat me up?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Somebody was coming to make another buy. But now he
seems like he's all anti drug and stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
This guy showed up at two in the morning screaming
taxation is theft and then he opened fire on us
and we don't get it. Didn't quite understand with that.
And he had a French bulldog with him. Who goes
crime fighting with a French bulldog? It just seems like
it would slow you down.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
And you have to put a little cape on him
so that they know he's a crime fighter too.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
And the mask he's got, the the the imat that's
just built in.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
What is the word for that?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
When it's just a mask that goes over your eyes,
it's like a mask. It doesn't really actually cover your identity, No,
not at all. It's like Kent's disguise at the glasses.
It is not really doing any well.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Don't forget. He also parted his hair on the other side.
You know, when he became Superman, his hair was parted
over here. When he was Clark, Kent's hair was parted
over here. Then he threw glasses on, and then it's like,
where'd he go?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Where'd he go? He was just here.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
If you think about it, Superman parting his hair on
the opposite side on a whim, Like that's one of
the most unrealistic things about the Superman story because that
takes time.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Dude, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I mean he can go into a foam booth and
in a few seconds he emerges this Superman with his
outfit on. How did he manage to change his hair
in that short amount of time?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
What's the word colic? Is that the word if I colick,
if I try to part my.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Likes a sick baby with a bad tummy, cowlick, I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
If I try to comb my hair in the other direction, huh,
it requires a lot of water hair product don't work.
It's not just gonna go that way because I told
it to. It's gonna stick back, It's gonna look goofy
on me. Well you ain't Superman. Oh well, see, now
you're onto something. But they never explained that in the
comic book. They tell you about the X ray vision
and the flight and the ability to bend steel bars
(15:03):
and stuff, but they never explained to you that his
hair could just go in any direction on a whim.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
How you figure he knows the difference when he's operating
his eyes to turn it from X ray vision into
lasers that could set stuff on fire.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
See I didn't get that either. And you know then
in the Marvel universe, Cyclops has that ability, but he
can't control it on a whim.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, he has to wear the sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's got to wear the special ruby colored glasses. Those
are sweet, and I don't remember Superman having any ruby
colored sunglasses. He took his glasses off to go fight crime.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's confusing, But then again, they're superheroes
and we're not see I'm again in his regular heroes.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
This all Superman thing is pretty unrealistic. You know, no way,
yeah I know. Yeah, Hey, everybody hurt? Any good radio
lately Walton
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And Johnson Radio Network
All right, everybody, flesh eating bacteria is on the rise.
It's times like these when Madonna's glad she no longer
has flesh to eat?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Isn't that the truth? I'm so happy.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I mean, what self respecting bacteria would even try to
chow down on?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That wouldn't be a good idea.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Now, No, you know what Madonna probably needs or all
the flesh eating bacteria victims out there is some good
healthy supplements to keep themselves.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Do you know where you can get stuff like that? Well?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I can tell you where I like to go. I
like to go to this website called get the Tea
dot Com. The name is almost a little misleading because
it wouldn't make you believe they just sell tea, but
that's not the case.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It starts with a nice cleansing tea, which is what
the tea does for you obviously. But luckily for us,
since we're not experts on this, we do happen to
know the lady that owns the company.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Wait, you know Lisa from Getthetea dot Com?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So do you what is that her on the phone? Right?
I think that's her giggling good morning, We're good?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Are so good? I was listening to you guys, I'm like,
LaToya just needs to build a hotel right next to
her house for all the illegal immigrants. Immigrants, so she
wants because she wants to help them, especially because especially
the convicted murderers. And I just think, you know, right,
I mean she has the money. I mean anyways, Okay,
(01:25):
she has har money, right, No, you're right about that.
Oh yeah, for sure. So it's just my thoughts. But yes,
so this month, what we got gymnema or I guess
it's properly said gim nema. I've been saying it wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Gymnia leaf is one of the August specials and it
actually aids in suppressing appetite and blocks sugar absorption. I
think every single person listening right now needs to get
that absolutely.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
So it blocks the sugar receptors in the intestines and
that helps reduce sugar absorption. So it's been around forever.
It takes us a while to get these things over here.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Now we're on it.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
But yep, good, So that one is super on sale.
I'm going to always carry that one. The one that's
going out though, just so you guys know, is Calm Tummy.
We're bringing the price down to fifteen dollars because you know,
I'm a small company, so it didn't you know, it
wasn't popular. It's very good, it does calm the tummy.
(02:33):
But for those who still want that, it's on for
the end of the month, till the end of the month,
and it's fifteen bucks. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So besides monthly monthly specials, is there anyway I mean
just between us that we could, you know, maybe get
you to tell us what September specials are going to be.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh that's too soon.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh you're oh, you're pretty Look at you being sneaky
like that.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, I'm actually thinking about putting the daily cleanse out there.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh it means it's extra special.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, okay, so that one, so that's my go to.
I love that one because you know, anyways, but we
don't know yet, but that's what we're thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Now you've got used Yeah, I like it. I like
to be excited. That's great. If only there was some
promo code we could use to save money on all
these products. And then I like the way you're thinking,
like a secret code that only we your friends are
aware of.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's right of w J. So please put it in
the coupon slot. Hit apply and you will get ten
percent more in the spot right so that you know,
you'll see the little slot or box. You see how
you see how techno? I am.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Me too, Don't tase me.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Bro obviously sponsored No, I get get to t dot
Com sponsors the Walnon Johnson Taser Report.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's a tea for taser and tea for you clean Today.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I am told we have a taser report today from
the Beaumont Port Arthur area. It's a Texas taser report.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Well, it says Jasper Police Department Jasper hook up North.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I think northeast.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
No, I think they're talking about Jasper County, which is
not far from Beaumont Port Arthur.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Whichever it is.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
A suspect has been arrested for firing a gun into
the air outside of his home.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh yeah, you're not supposed to shoot a gun into
the air outside your home because.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I like living out in the country.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, the bullet goes up, it comes back town. There's
this thing called gravity. That's what they say. No, there
is true, It's definitely true. You're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Bill Yet police responded to a coal reporting shots fired
at four pm Saturday, officers made contact with a mister
Mark Marquez Johnson.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It says Marquees to Sean john That tells me he's
a good guy with a name like that.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
DeShawn, like in Watson.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Marquas to Sean to Sean, Sean to Sean Johnson.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yes, he's of Jasper.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
And I guess it's Steve's cousin. Do you guys do Yeah,
we don't really keep in touch. Do you guys look
alike or pretty close?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
They observed mister Johnson there with a handgun in his pocket,
and he also appeared to be intoxicated.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
He says that mister.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Johnson ignored repeated commands from officers and attempted to retreat
back into his home, where he is known to keep
multiple firearms.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, yeah, you can say that about a lot of it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
During the initial encounter, mister Johnson slammed a door on
the officer's foot while scampering back inside of his little abode.
There sheriff's officers, Texas Department of Public Safety people all
responded to the assistant officers used the PA system. In
other words, you know, they got the horn out encouraged
(06:01):
him to surrender peacefully.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Johnson again, he did not surrender peaceful, a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Of refusing to comply with officers demands and remained near
the doorway at that point. I guess he was like
in the doorway, kind of taunting them, I'm not coming out,
and so they slipped a taser in the crack of
the door.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Taunting the police usually work.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yes, almost always.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I like running from them on the freewaypt it almost
always you'll get away. I feel like if you're on
the freeway, that'd be the worst place to run away
from him, you would think. They transported him to the jail.
He received medical attention for minor injuries. It looks like
the worst thing is not going to be the tasering,
(06:51):
but the assault on a police officer a second degree felony.
Then of course there's resisting arrests or search or resisting transport,
possession of a deadly weapon, third degree felon, the evading aarrisk.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
That's a lot. Yeah, that must be it. Yeah, that's enough.
That's a long laundry list of things to be charged with.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
And I did stream him up on the the the
juice there.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Would you say, the barbs of justice or the reason
why he's no longer a danger to society.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
At this point, we can we can rest assured that
we're safe from him.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
And the problem is, you know, when you're in jail,
you can't even enjoy the great products from GETTHET dot Com.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I was just thinking the same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Wow, well, thank god we're free out here and we
could still do that.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
We can do it, yeah, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Your kiss one.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Times used to be really different back in the day
than they used to do when your mom and your
dad were meeting each other, when your grandma and grandpa,
it was a different world back then. Was you know,
your grandma just wanted someone that could protect her from
bear attacks, that's it, And your grandpa just wanted somebody
that knew how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich.
Times were different then, anyway, Times are silly and ridiculous.
(08:08):
Now Peta is upset at Nintendo.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
The silliest thing you've heard in a while. PETA's main
focus their target right now to stop all this horrible
animal abuse that's going on around the planet. Has decided
Nintendo needs to fix the cows.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I really don't understand how PETA's taken seriously by anyone.
This latest crusade from the Animal Grights group aimed at Nintendo,
seeks to remove the nose ring from a cow in
the Mario Card video game. Now here's what's really confusing
about that. That nose piercing is called a septum piercing
on a human being.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
That's right, and tons of humans volunteered for that.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's very popular right now with the kind of people
that probably do activism for Peta, right, but for a
cow it's considered oppressive. So I guess my question would be,
why do you get the same number of votes as
I do. Oh yeah, that's not fair at all. Take
that ring out of the cow's snout. She's not a slave.
We demand to be taken seriously, said someone with a
(09:15):
septum piercing.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
So I don't play this Mario Kart thingy. But why
are there cows? Are they in the road? Is that
you're having to drive around them? What is the cow
doing there?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, there's a new version of Nintendo Switch, which is
Nintendo's game council, and it's it's marketed as being a
little more family friendly and even a little more affordable,
not to mention portable than things like PlayStation or Xbox.
Does that even still exist?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
And so one of the things about Nintendo Switch that
makes it so popular is you get all the classic
Nintendo characters in the video games.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
So the point is it's it's animated, right, It's not
real cows. Now, Peter could be trying to stop ranchers
from actually putting real nose rings on real cows noses,
but apparently that is an important part of being able
to control the cow.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Ninety percent of the people that support Peter probably have
the same nose ring. Now, Yeah, that's like show you
really got to wonder did Peter have nothing better to do,
like saving real animals. You're trying to help video game animals.
Also also making the cow drive a car that is
obviously way too small for him or her. That's a
it's a giant cow in a tiny little go cart.
(10:31):
That's oppressive.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think that is so wrong on so many levels.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Also, and I looked into this, Apparently cows cannot drive
a car.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
They're not real good at it.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I mean, you know, even if you get them in
a position, you know, showing the basics, they're not gonna
They're not gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
And even more confusing, the cow in the video game
is smiling. It seems to be having a good time.
It doesn't seem to be bothered by the fact. And also,
did I mention it's not real?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
It's not real at all. Yeah, So maybe.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Maybe it's Pete's way of saying, finally, once and for all,
you can ignore us completely. We shouldn't even exist.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, they blocked me on Twitter a long time ago. Ouch.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I bet that hurt. I mean, I did kind of
want to interact with them. I was having fun and
then they took that fun away from me. It's hurtful
and we never looked into it before. But do you
think that Pete is one of the non government organizations
that were getting money from USAID?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Did somebody dojum? I mean, I don't know. I never checked.
We'll check on that.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Doesn't it seem like they would be one of the
recipients without even knowing if we looked that up. Doesn't
it seem like the answer would be yes anyway should be.
And also I'm beginning to think maybe, uh, the Methodist
Church just needs to go away once and for all.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You've had that fault for some time though, haven't it?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Siri?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Show me the spirit of the age in one sermon please.
The pastor of the United Methodist Congregation is arguing that
Jesus is okay with divorce because half of Americans are
divorced already, which is confusing because back when Jesus around,
there was no America.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, not even the half.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Here is United Methodist Church impastor Ryan Scott arguing in
favor of divorce, and if your marriage is something that
is keeping you from being your most authentic and whole self,
but I don't think God would mind if you end
up breaking that.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Covenance right now? Any Catholics have an opinion on that
as well?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay, well, since you brought it up, Oh that's right.
You are Catholic, are you not?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I did ask my priest for permission before.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh you did? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well they without airing out too much, it feel like
I might be violating a clause here in my divorce agreement,
so probably I shouldn't tell the story.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
But from what I understand it, it really wasn't your idea,
was it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It was not.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, But I'll just leave it at this. You should
consult to relate if you care about God at all.
I would recommend talking to a religious leader before getting
a divorce. I would recommend it. And then you know,
maybe some therapy, maybe hit the gym, try to eat healthier.
And then if all else fails and you're still not
happy all after all that what worked great for me
in the late hours of the night. Become a vigilante.
(13:08):
Oh that sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Go out into.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Low income neighborhoods or two in the morning and start
fights with crack dealers and then they'll be confused because
you're They'll see your pale faced complexion and think what
is this white boy doing?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
And the police come later and they go what happened? Like, well,
can he beat me up?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Somebody was coming to make another buy. But now he
seems like he's all anti drug and stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
This guy showed up at two in the morning screaming
taxation is theft and then he opened fire on us
and we don't get it. Didn't quite understand with that.
And he had a French bulldog with him. Who goes
crime fighting with a French bulldog? It just seems like
it would slow you down.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
And you have to put a little cape on him
so that they know he's a crime fighter too.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
And the mask he's got, the the the imat that's
just built in.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
What is the word for that?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
When it's just a mask that goes over your eyes,
it's like a mask. It doesn't really actually cover your identity, No,
not at all. It's like Kent's disguise at the glasses.
It is not really doing any well.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Don't forget. He also parted his hair on the other side.
You know, when he became Superman, his hair was parted
over here. When he was Clark, Kent's hair was parted
over here. Then he threw glasses on, and then it's like,
where'd he go?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Where'd he go? He was just here.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
If you think about it, Superman parting his hair on
the opposite side on a whim, Like that's one of
the most unrealistic things about the Superman story because that
takes time.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Dude, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I mean he can go into a foam booth and
in a few seconds he emerges this Superman with his
outfit on. How did he manage to change his hair
in that short amount of time?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
What's the word colic? Is that the word if I colick,
if I try to part my.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Likes a sick baby with a bad tummy, cowlick, I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
If I try to comb my hair in the other direction, huh,
it requires a lot of water hair product don't work.
It's not just gonna go that way because I told
it to. It's gonna stick back, It's gonna look goofy
on me. Well you ain't Superman. Oh well, see, now
you're onto something. But they never explained that in the
comic book. They tell you about the X ray vision
and the flight and the ability to bend steel bars
(15:03):
and stuff, but they never explained to you that his
hair could just go in any direction on a whim.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
How you figure he knows the difference when he's operating
his eyes to turn it from X ray vision into
lasers that could set stuff on fire.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
See I didn't get that either. And you know then
in the Marvel universe, Cyclops has that ability, but he
can't control it on a whim.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, he has to wear the sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's got to wear the special ruby colored glasses. Those
are sweet, and I don't remember Superman having any ruby
colored sunglasses. He took his glasses off to go fight crime.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's confusing, But then again, they're superheroes
and we're not see I'm again in his regular heroes.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
This all Superman thing is pretty unrealistic. You know, no way,
yeah I know. Yeah, Hey, everybody hurt? Any good radio
lately Walton
Speaker 2 (15:50):
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