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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is there anything cooler than the Dire Straits. Not really, No,
they're they're really underappreciated.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I think one thing that would be cooled, I appreciate
people would come hang with us December twentieth at the
DOCI Doe for our annual Christmas comedy show.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Dire Strait's playing.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
No but uh Jesse Peyton, Kenny, You Abster and a
bunch of other funny comedians.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Will be there. That that okay, But sounded like you
was trying to say maybe Dire Straits was gonna show
up and people that'll come out for that. No, well,
if you like the.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Dire Straits, you'd be in good company at this smart
that it makes sense. We're really the comedy equivalent of
the Dire Straits, if you think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Underappreciated.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, absolutely Yeah, Saturday, December twentieth at the DOCI Doe.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Get your tickets now, it's gonna sell out. We've got
some breaking sports news. This is the kind of sports
news I think you're listening specifically, are going to find
important enough to call breaking sports news. Livy Dunn is
on the cover of Maximum magazine. She a cover girl model,
Livy Done, looking all kind of fine. Yeah, okay, I
(00:58):
have a question real quick. That's sports. My question is
this MAXIM still exists? Yeah, it's the thing. Now. The
only time anybody ever sees it is when they take
a picture of it and put it on the internets,
and then you see it because there's a picture of
her on the cover right there, looking all kind of fine.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It says Livy Dunn goes brawless on the cover of Maxim,
and then you click the link and it's her in
just a bra isn't that?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Here I see the photo. Okay, here she's wearing a
jacket with nothing underneath. But oh no, she's naked under
her clothes.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Right you see her? What is it? Her collar bone? Oh?
What is it? You don't know what that is? It's
a collarbone. Oh oh that part? I thought you meant
this part right here? Yeah, you know what that is.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
They're not showing that. It's a PG forel.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's right. I was trying to get Kenny educated on
item of clothing that's called a lapel. Kenny, I don't know, mister.
Oh now I'm starting to wonder if you're gay of
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Speaker 1 (02:31):
Right. So Livy Dunn, former LSU gymnasts uh and a
girlfriend of you know, former LSU or hurler all schemes.
She on the cover of a magazine. What does Paul
do for a living? Again? A hurler? Oh he's a hurler.
Well that's that's great. I love that. Yeah. Of the
sports news Uh yeah, I know today is still crying
(02:52):
about not getting into college playoffs playoffs. You maybe they
could play in a high school playoff. Yeah, I mentioned
this to several people meet you know, me and my pot.
It was yesterday hanging right after church and we was
talking about that. Came up and they said, well, they
said thanks, it wasn't very church like. Started with an
F them and then another word or two that was
(03:15):
kind of descriptive of who them is. Flag them? Yeah,
like it's a penalty or something. Sure, that's what I assumed,
you man. Oh, and this news really got me. I
just found this very interesting. The Indianapolis Colts of the
NFL have signed a new quarterback because they've had some
issues a lot of injuries at quarterback. So the Indianapolis
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Coats just reached out and signed up a grandpa really
to come out of retirement. And is he forty four?
Grandpa is Philip Rivers. Yeah, and they have signed him
to the practice squad. Now he's forty four years old
and earlier I guess this year. No, he became a
grandfather last year, so almost a year ago he became
(04:00):
a grandpa. He's literally a grandpa. You're not joking, No,
he's a grandpa. Wow. His one of his kids has
as a kid, so you know, babies having babies, but
has happened like, well, yes, happened to a lot of
never mind in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I mean, has there been an LNFL players a grandpa?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I don't know. He is not just the oldest active
player in the NFL right now, he is also older
than his coach. Wow, oh my god, about four years.
But see him and his wife, Philip Rivers and his
wife Tiffany, they got ten children. Well, I love him.
That's forty four and he's already produced ten babies. I
(04:41):
enjoy that. Good for them, very cool. So he's got
one that was born in two thousand and two. They
got a twenty three year old daughter, and she's the
one who had a baby last year when she was
twenty two, So that's where they got the grand baby. Now,
but they, the couple of Philip Rivers and his wife
not only have a one year old grand baby, but
(05:02):
they also have a two year old child of their own,
which is gonna make it weird when your aunt or
uncle is your age, right, you know, right, I'm sure.
What's that coach's name, Coach Belichick? Oh, Belle Belichick. Sure,
well they're both pretty cool, to be honest. You'll have
to deal with that whole you know, Well, yeah, your
(05:24):
uncle is like seventeen years younger than you, so yeah,
that's kind of weird. But I think it's cool. I'm
a little enemy with cymphias because he's got a You
could have a twenty four year old girlfriend, No, I
mean the ten kids. I think that's cool. That's not Belichick.
Yeah I don't have any kids. Yeah, I wanted kids.
Do you want a twenty four year old girlfriend like
Bill Belichick? I would like, do you think you do?
(05:44):
But then you've been around twenty four year old women lately,
have you not? I did not want a twenty four
year old girlfriend. I want my girlfriend's brain to be
fully developed.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So yeah, not.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Right, Yeah, what does she want yours to be fully developed?
I don't know. I mean to ask her. We're gonna
have to wait a while.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
All right, let's talk about uh, let's talk about Muslim soccer.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Is that a thing? Oh? You bet it is. Do
they have hooligans? I would think the Muslim hooligans would
just like, really shame they some of those English and
Irish hooligans.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, to answer your question, they have them, but I
believe they call them a jihattis would be yes.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
And they are armed and dangerous.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
All right, yesterday we broke the news Apparently the FIFA
World Cup next year they're gonna have a pride match
a World Cup, a gay pride themed soccer game, and
it's gonna take place in Seattle in June.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
June twenty sixth. It's just three days after your birthday. Boy,
you're gonna remember in that. I marked it in the
calendar because that's a big event.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well, what's so funny about this isn't that they're doing
a gay themed sporting event that happens all the time
in America. Pretty much every Major League Baseball game does
team does it?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Almost everybody.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
What's fascinating about this is that Egypt and Iran are
the teams involved, two countries were homosexuality is illegal.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
They volunteer. Did the Iranian council or whatever step up
say we'd like to play in that gay game if
we could please? Well, that's what this is about. This
is the this is the update to that.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Iran and Egypt heard the news and they said, how
dare you what? That was the joint response from Muslim
majority Egypt and Iran, two Middle East nations where homosexuality
is illegal.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
They are venting their fury at FIFA. Well tough, tell
Notre Dame the same thing, tough and suddenly not happy.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Just like that, every American conservative who doesn't care about
gay stuff or soccer is suddenly pro.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
This gotta be in Maybe could does not To Dame
have a soccer team. It would make them feel more
included if we gave them something.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Right, all right, So Egypt and Iran are now furiously
protesting because they don't want their Islamic sensibilities to be
challenged by gay stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Is FIFA blaming us for broadcasting it over our show
and alerting Iran and to what was planned?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know, we're not really part of the conversation yet,
but I mean, what the hell if? Maybe if we
keep pushing for this, we could be Maybe we are
nothing if not huge advocates for the Seattle Pride Fest
and the FIFA Pride match that they have.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
We've we've never watched it before. We never cared.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'll be honest with you, I didn't even know that
was a thing until a few minutes ago. But now
that I know it involves Iran and each what is
to happen?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I know you do. Yeah. One of the reasons is
because you can actually put money down on how long
Seattle will burn. Will it just burn overnight or will
that just last for weeks and weeks?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And for legal purposes, I have to point out we're
against the burning, YadA YadA YadA.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That would be a terrible thing, but you can put
money on it. It's a prop bit.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Basically, FIFA shows that game to allocate the Egypt Iran game.
Instead of doing it in Vancouver, They're gonna do it
in Seattle. The ap were notes that FIFA controls only
stadium and official fan zones in World Cup host cities.
HU should have no formal authority over community events like
Seattle pride Fest. But they are trying to coincide the
two sure enjoined efforts, and I'm here for it. I
(09:02):
support it. I won't that that happen.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Well, besides saying that they're against it, have they actually
come out and officially said we will not play in
that game.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Do you wonder if, like, behind the scenes, this was
a way to get them out of soccer, if that
was something.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
That you think they're not gonna be allowed to play
in the World Cup, if they don't participate in this
little pregame thing.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Well, it sounds like the Iyatola of Iran wants to
protest this.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't know if that's officially happening yet, but at
the same time, the Iatola regime in Iran just executed
two gay men for the crime of sodomy, so that that's.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
A thing in their country. Yeah, it's they'll straight up
kill you if you're gay. And yet the liberals within
the gay community here in this country want more. Meantime,
bring more.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
The Egypt Soccer Federation led by Auto Rita, you guys
know Auto Rita. Yeah, he said that they that they
completely reject these actives which directly contradict the cultural, religious,
and social values in Egypt, Arab and Islamic countries. The
twenty twenty six World Cup is set to be hosted
in the United States, Canada and Mexico. And I gotta
(10:13):
tell you, I just suddenly became very interested soccer's cool man.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Let's watch datil cousin.
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Burger Chain In and Out reportedly yanked the numbers, warning
to any parents with obnoxious teenagers in the car. There
they go, We'll get ready seven from the order lineup
because the whole six seven trend is so obnoxious. Hey, listen, teenagers,
they keep yelling six seven listen to me. And I
cannot stress this enough. You are retarded.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
You're not. We don't respect you.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I looked at all the things I said about how
this new generation is more conservative and smarter than previous ones.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I was wrong. You approved me wrong. No, great job. Kids.
They're trying, but they're not quite there yet. They haven't
hit the mark.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I look, had I been alive when your parents were
pregnant with you, not only would I have paid for
the abortion, I would have performed it myself. Dan Aykroyd,
if you're offended anyway, teenagers had been hanging out in
the dining area of the In and Outs waiting for
order number to be called so they could freak out.
Here is an example of what we eat.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
While they were waiting. No, I mean just don't go
in there and just sit at a table and sit
around and don't eat, right, I don't know, but like
using the bathroom but not ordering a drink or something. Yeah,
what do you think this is Starbucks?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You can't just shoot up heroin wait for us to
shout out your favorite number.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Actually, anyway, here's one of the times that it happens.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Six good. It's so sad. Oh, it's sad.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm taking.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
So whenever we're taking orders, it goes sixty sixty eight.
Because the people like you. People like you.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Hey, parents, if you want to get your kids to
stop saying it, you have to start saying it.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
All the time. Yeah, though the kids will hate to
have you have to say it in front of their friends.
You scream. Don't forget to start screaming your head off
if anybody else says it. You gotta be the first
one up.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
When your teenager is hanging out with a group of
their friends playing video games, you got to walk into
the room and be like, hey, kids, look at this
six seven six, and then after they all scream do
it again, and then do it their friends are all
gonna leave, right it's.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Some Hey, hey kids, am I cool? Six seven? Huh?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
See what I worry is this generation isn't gonna know
that six' nine is the funniest number.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Exactly but you, know we'll keep. Trying we got to
try and educate.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
People in the, Meantime speaking of, teenagers we don't. Like
two teenage illegal migrants From afghanistan have been sentenced to
prison for the rape of a fifteen year old.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Girl here or In. Afghanistan In. England, oh In, england
they will still Not it's not their. Culture That's afghanistan.
Culture if you want to get away with stuff like,
that stay. Home this is an update to the story
we touched on.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Earlier both of them arrived illegally on small boats across
The English channel From france as unaccompanied, miners and they
have been sentenced to ten years and eight months and
nine years and ten months respectively because they raped. Someone
AND i gotta tell, you if you think you can
just come over here and, rape well think.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Again yeah you. Can't we can't do it, here you.
Know but of Mine Blue belles text message over talking
about that story before we were talking about let me
just try to. Seek, yeah he's got a motor. Home
ask me how? Much what kind of mileage he gets
on his motor home when he drives that? Thing, hey
(13:58):
you got a? Motorhome what kind of my you get
on the motor home when you drive that? Thing six?
Seven you? Know, okay see let's see six or seven
miles to the? Gallon, YEAH i get? It six seven? Nowhere? Aware? Yeah,
yeah was he? Expecting, yeah thought it was. Funny, YEAH
i hear six. SEVEN i think about the MILEAGE i
(14:18):
get on the on my motor. Home, see that's.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
FUNNY i don't know if you guys know this about,
me BUT I i it's not teen. HUMOR i left
and sometimes my h instruct how many plates can you? Lift,
well sometimes the coach will tell me you do six
or seven?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Lifts?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Really, yeah do you ever lift like seven plates at?
ONCE i mean, YEAH i MEAN i, do BUT i
mean six? Sure but? Seven, yeah that to be a. Lot,
anyway the bar would be uneven for one. Thing that's
not how it. Works you have four over, there three over?
Here tell me not how it works now you're gonna
get seven plates on the bar and make it even
if you're doing someone in the, middle that's where you.
(14:54):
Are oh my, god Mister, Kenneth, god you don't. Know
don't you understand simple. Arithmetics you don't know anything about.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Lifting if you're lifting seven, plates that means you have
seven plates on both sides of the.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Bar it's fourteen plates. Total we even dreamed of watching.
Somebody you don't know What i've. Done less. You you
don't even dare lean over and touch the. BAR i
get it loaded with fourteen. PLATES i can get a
ten kilogram plate IF i. Want you don't know how it.
Works how much is that a? Lot is it a?
Little it's a, little it's a. Lot, anyway you don't
(15:24):
have the slightest idea, well speaking of, numbers how much
money do you think you get paid to play college?
Football it's no secret that LEGENDARY lsu coach Ed Or
Jeron sparred spared no effort in recruitment top recruiting the
top talent when he was in, charge but as it turns,
out it required breaking the. Rules COACH o was doing
an interview, recently and he said the quiet part out.
(15:44):
Loud he, said we used to walk through the back
door with the. Cash now we walked through the front.
Door all know THAT sec was an il before AN
I we're way past it. Now just admit. It, hey
you know WHAT i? Say he? Coach you know you've
(16:05):
been not a coaching?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Football and, though how do you adjust AT N i l, so,
well it's a minor. Adjustment what do you MEAN i,
said back, then we used to walk through the back
door to. Cash you know where you just got to walk.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Through the bro that guy that said tell me which
door you want me to leave? From?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That is there anybody in college football that was cooler
than COACH?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
O is he still in college?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Football, well but that's where you know him. FROM i
Know Bill belichick and Coach oh those are my, guys,
dude just cool guys. Man hell, yeah, Bro COACH o And.
Bill but if there's If COACH o Or Bill belichick
are on the, TEAM i don't care if the team.
SUCKS i don't care if the team is From. JERSEY
i don't care where it's. From i'm a fan of.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
IT i don't think he'd take that, job do you?
Though probably? Not, NO i wouldn't. Know, WELL i don't.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
KNOW i mean Because Bill belichick was In New england
for a. While, yeah, anyway who's?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
HE i, mean what's he In North?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
CAROLINA i know where he plays. At i'm aware of.
This he's my favorite college football. COACH i know all
About Bell bill Thought i'm at.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Coaching, oh you drop, it all of, you stop. It
you're just being. Rude, hey, MISTER i don't know if
you caught With. BILLY i just did there not even
paying attention to y'all. Hunks, well why what are you
doing over? There i'm reading looking at some. Stuff do
you like? Chickens got A Bill belichick's girlfriend picture on
his computer Now i'm reading a story about it With
(17:30):
Bill belichick's daughter in. Law you, know that's the lady
that's married To Bill belichick's, son who are all way
older than his. Girlfriend right, now she has some uh
not some nice. Things she doesn't. Like Jordan hutschee she don't,
Like but basically she don't Like Bill, belichick like In.
GEORGE i don't know she got anything against a woman or,
not but she don't like the fact that her son's
(17:51):
old daddy got him a twenty four year old. Girlfriend
she Said bill need to choose between her and, family
like she gets to decide he can't have. Both, wow
what a. Jerk, yeah she a real Pleasing.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Jordan hudson is very talented. Too have you seen any
of the video of her doing the competitive. Cheerleading it's
like the gymnastics style, cheerleading not the regular just you,
know pom pom.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Cheerleader that's, yeah that's kind of how they. MET i
guess she's got some. Talent.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Dude they throw her up in the, air she does.
Flips besides being a beautiful, woman she really does have
some great athletic.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
PROWESS i Think Bill belichick's daughter in law who doesn't
like this new. GIRL i think she's friends with his former.
Girlfriend but before this, One Bill belichick dated another you,
know younger woman younger than, him and they were together
for like fifteen years or. Something they didn't get, married
but they dated for a long, time over like a
(18:46):
decade and a. Half AND i think the reason she's
a little salty about the new girl is because she
liked the old. Girlfriend, yeah if you ever broke up
a long relationship or a divorce or, whatever and you
have friends together as a. Couple uh. Huh those friends
have to decide who they're gonna stay friends. With they gotta. Separate,
(19:08):
yeah it's like when you give up half of your
your your money or your house or you, know split
the kids. Whatever, well your friends they have to they
have to divide you.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Up, yeah they have to decide who they want to
be friends. With they can't be friends with. Both, unfortunately
that's a little, tricky although you should be able TO
i don't understand that. Rule you, Know i'm not the
one that got had divorced, from you, Know bob And
jane or.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
What but you, Know i've Known jane, longer so you, know,
yeah we're probably gonna stick with.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
HER i think in some, cases maybe part of the
reason why they stopped talking to one of them and
not the others because they didn't like that.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Person could.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Be but to anybody out there listening to, this, like
don't read too deeply into, that BECAUSE i don't really
keep track of what a lot of people are doing
when after they get.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Divorced, yeah better just let them be like he just,
go do you thing all? Right coming?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Up low cost meat like fungus meant to replace chicken
you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
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Is there anything cooler than the Dire Straits. Not really, No,
they're they're really underappreciated.
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I think one thing that would be cooled, I appreciate
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Dire Strait's playing.
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No but uh Jesse Peyton, Kenny, You Abster and a
bunch of other funny comedians.
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Will be there. That that okay, But sounded like you
was trying to say maybe Dire Straits was gonna show
up and people that'll come out for that. No, well,
if you like the.
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Dire Straits, you'd be in good company at this smart
that it makes sense. We're really the comedy equivalent of
the Dire Straits, if you think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Underappreciated.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, absolutely Yeah, Saturday, December twentieth at the DOCI Doe.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Get your tickets now, it's gonna sell out. We've got
some breaking sports news. This is the kind of sports
news I think you're listening specifically, are going to find
important enough to call breaking sports news. Livy Dunn is
on the cover of Maximum magazine. She a cover girl model,
Livy Done, looking all kind of fine. Yeah, okay, I
(00:58):
have a question real quick. That's sports. My question is
this MAXIM still exists? Yeah, it's the thing. Now. The
only time anybody ever sees it is when they take
a picture of it and put it on the internets,
and then you see it because there's a picture of
her on the cover right there, looking all kind of fine.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It says Livy Dunn goes brawless on the cover of Maxim,
and then you click the link and it's her in
just a bra isn't that?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Here I see the photo. Okay, here she's wearing a
jacket with nothing underneath. But oh no, she's naked under
her clothes.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Right you see her? What is it? Her collar bone? Oh?
What is it? You don't know what that is? It's
a collarbone. Oh oh that part? I thought you meant
this part right here? Yeah, you know what that is.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
They're not showing that. It's a PG forel.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's right. I was trying to get Kenny educated on
item of clothing that's called a lapel. Kenny, I don't know, mister.
Oh now I'm starting to wonder if you're gay of
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Well, how about us? Are we special?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I've tried them all. None of them saved as much
as WJ did.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Right. So Livy Dunn, former LSU gymnasts uh and a
girlfriend of you know, former LSU or hurler all schemes.
She on the cover of a magazine. What does Paul
do for a living? Again? A hurler? Oh he's a hurler.
Well that's that's great. I love that. Yeah. Of the
sports news Uh yeah, I know today is still crying
(02:52):
about not getting into college playoffs playoffs. You maybe they
could play in a high school playoff. Yeah, I mentioned
this to several people meet you know, me and my pot.
It was yesterday hanging right after church and we was
talking about that. Came up and they said, well, they
said thanks, it wasn't very church like. Started with an
F them and then another word or two that was
(03:15):
kind of descriptive of who them is. Flag them? Yeah,
like it's a penalty or something. Sure, that's what I assumed,
you man. Oh, and this news really got me. I
just found this very interesting. The Indianapolis Colts of the
NFL have signed a new quarterback because they've had some
issues a lot of injuries at quarterback. So the Indianapolis
(03:39):
Coats just reached out and signed up a grandpa really
to come out of retirement. And is he forty four?
Grandpa is Philip Rivers. Yeah, and they have signed him
to the practice squad. Now he's forty four years old
and earlier I guess this year. No, he became a
grandfather last year, so almost a year ago he became
(04:00):
a grandpa. He's literally a grandpa. You're not joking, No,
he's a grandpa. Wow. His one of his kids has
as a kid, so you know, babies having babies, but
has happened like, well, yes, happened to a lot of
never mind in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I mean, has there been an LNFL players a grandpa?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I don't know. He is not just the oldest active
player in the NFL right now, he is also older
than his coach. Wow, oh my god, about four years.
But see him and his wife, Philip Rivers and his
wife Tiffany, they got ten children. Well, I love him.
That's forty four and he's already produced ten babies. I
(04:41):
enjoy that. Good for them, very cool. So he's got
one that was born in two thousand and two. They
got a twenty three year old daughter, and she's the
one who had a baby last year when she was
twenty two, So that's where they got the grand baby. Now,
but they, the couple of Philip Rivers and his wife
not only have a one year old grand baby, but
(05:02):
they also have a two year old child of their own,
which is gonna make it weird when your aunt or
uncle is your age, right, you know, right, I'm sure.
What's that coach's name, Coach Belichick? Oh, Belle Belichick. Sure,
well they're both pretty cool, to be honest. You'll have
to deal with that whole you know, Well, yeah, your
(05:24):
uncle is like seventeen years younger than you, so yeah,
that's kind of weird. But I think it's cool. I'm
a little enemy with cymphias because he's got a You
could have a twenty four year old girlfriend, No, I
mean the ten kids. I think that's cool. That's not Belichick.
Yeah I don't have any kids. Yeah, I wanted kids.
Do you want a twenty four year old girlfriend like
Bill Belichick? I would like, do you think you do?
(05:44):
But then you've been around twenty four year old women lately,
have you not? I did not want a twenty four
year old girlfriend. I want my girlfriend's brain to be
fully developed.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So yeah, not.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Right, Yeah, what does she want yours to be fully developed?
I don't know. I mean to ask her. We're gonna
have to wait a while.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
All right, let's talk about uh, let's talk about Muslim soccer.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Is that a thing? Oh? You bet it is. Do
they have hooligans? I would think the Muslim hooligans would
just like, really shame they some of those English and
Irish hooligans.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, to answer your question, they have them, but I
believe they call them a jihattis would be yes.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
And they are armed and dangerous.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
All right, yesterday we broke the news Apparently the FIFA
World Cup next year they're gonna have a pride match
a World Cup, a gay pride themed soccer game, and
it's gonna take place in Seattle in June.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
June twenty sixth. It's just three days after your birthday. Boy,
you're gonna remember in that. I marked it in the
calendar because that's a big event.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well, what's so funny about this isn't that they're doing
a gay themed sporting event that happens all the time
in America. Pretty much every Major League Baseball game does
team does it?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Almost everybody.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
What's fascinating about this is that Egypt and Iran are
the teams involved, two countries were homosexuality is illegal.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
They volunteer. Did the Iranian council or whatever step up
say we'd like to play in that gay game if
we could please? Well, that's what this is about. This
is the this is the update to that.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Iran and Egypt heard the news and they said, how
dare you what? That was the joint response from Muslim
majority Egypt and Iran, two Middle East nations where homosexuality
is illegal.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
They are venting their fury at FIFA. Well tough, tell
Notre Dame the same thing, tough and suddenly not happy.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Just like that, every American conservative who doesn't care about
gay stuff or soccer is suddenly pro.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
This gotta be in Maybe could does not To Dame
have a soccer team. It would make them feel more
included if we gave them something.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Right, all right, So Egypt and Iran are now furiously
protesting because they don't want their Islamic sensibilities to be
challenged by gay stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Is FIFA blaming us for broadcasting it over our show
and alerting Iran and to what was planned?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know, we're not really part of the conversation yet,
but I mean, what the hell if? Maybe if we
keep pushing for this, we could be Maybe we are
nothing if not huge advocates for the Seattle Pride Fest
and the FIFA Pride match that they have.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
We've we've never watched it before. We never cared.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'll be honest with you, I didn't even know that
was a thing until a few minutes ago. But now
that I know it involves Iran and each what is
to happen?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I know you do. Yeah. One of the reasons is
because you can actually put money down on how long
Seattle will burn. Will it just burn overnight or will
that just last for weeks and weeks?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And for legal purposes, I have to point out we're
against the burning, YadA YadA YadA.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That would be a terrible thing, but you can put
money on it. It's a prop bit.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Basically, FIFA shows that game to allocate the Egypt Iran game.
Instead of doing it in Vancouver, They're gonna do it
in Seattle. The ap were notes that FIFA controls only
stadium and official fan zones in World Cup host cities.
HU should have no formal authority over community events like
Seattle pride Fest. But they are trying to coincide the
two sure enjoined efforts, and I'm here for it. I
(09:02):
support it. I won't that that happen.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Well, besides saying that they're against it, have they actually
come out and officially said we will not play in
that game.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Do you wonder if, like, behind the scenes, this was
a way to get them out of soccer, if that
was something.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
That you think they're not gonna be allowed to play
in the World Cup, if they don't participate in this
little pregame thing.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Well, it sounds like the Iyatola of Iran wants to
protest this.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't know if that's officially happening yet, but at
the same time, the Iatola regime in Iran just executed
two gay men for the crime of sodomy, so that that's.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
A thing in their country. Yeah, it's they'll straight up
kill you if you're gay. And yet the liberals within
the gay community here in this country want more. Meantime,
bring more.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
The Egypt Soccer Federation led by Auto Rita, you guys
know Auto Rita. Yeah, he said that they that they
completely reject these actives which directly contradict the cultural, religious,
and social values in Egypt, Arab and Islamic countries. The
twenty twenty six World Cup is set to be hosted
in the United States, Canada and Mexico. And I gotta
(10:13):
tell you, I just suddenly became very interested soccer's cool man.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Let's watch datil cousin.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Tuk me.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show retro and you're
loving it, aren't you. This is Alberto Nourrel. This is uh,
you know, we play the hits around here. Actually, everybody's
been screaming for more Alberto Nourell and we give it
to you baby.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, at least they're not screaming the number that comes
after five and the number that comes before eight.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, no, we don't do that.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Burger Chain In and Out reportedly yanked the numbers, warning
to any parents with obnoxious teenagers in the car. There
they go, We'll get ready seven from the order lineup
because the whole six seven trend is so obnoxious. Hey, listen, teenagers,
they keep yelling six seven listen to me. And I
cannot stress this enough. You are retarded.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
You're not. We don't respect you.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I looked at all the things I said about how
this new generation is more conservative and smarter than previous ones.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I was wrong. You approved me wrong. No, great job. Kids.
They're trying, but they're not quite there yet. They haven't
hit the mark.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I look, had I been alive when your parents were
pregnant with you, not only would I have paid for
the abortion, I would have performed it myself. Dan Aykroyd,
if you're offended anyway, teenagers had been hanging out in
the dining area of the In and Outs waiting for
order number to be called so they could freak out.
Here is an example of what we eat.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
While they were waiting. No, I mean just don't go
in there and just sit at a table and sit
around and don't eat, right, I don't know, but like
using the bathroom but not ordering a drink or something. Yeah,
what do you think this is Starbucks?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You can't just shoot up heroin wait for us to
shout out your favorite number.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Actually, anyway, here's one of the times that it happens.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Six good. It's so sad. Oh, it's sad.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm taking.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
So whenever we're taking orders, it goes sixty sixty eight.
Because the people like you. People like you.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Hey, parents, if you want to get your kids to
stop saying it, you have to start saying it.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
All the time. Yeah, though the kids will hate to
have you have to say it in front of their friends.
You scream. Don't forget to start screaming your head off
if anybody else says it. You gotta be the first
one up.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
When your teenager is hanging out with a group of
their friends playing video games, you got to walk into
the room and be like, hey, kids, look at this
six seven six, and then after they all scream do
it again, and then do it their friends are all
gonna leave, right it's.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Some Hey, hey kids, am I cool? Six seven? Huh?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
See what I worry is this generation isn't gonna know
that six' nine is the funniest number.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Exactly but you, know we'll keep. Trying we got to
try and educate.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
People in the, Meantime speaking of, teenagers we don't. Like
two teenage illegal migrants From afghanistan have been sentenced to
prison for the rape of a fifteen year old.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Girl here or In. Afghanistan In. England, oh In, england
they will still Not it's not their. Culture That's afghanistan.
Culture if you want to get away with stuff like,
that stay. Home this is an update to the story
we touched on.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Earlier both of them arrived illegally on small boats across
The English channel From france as unaccompanied, miners and they
have been sentenced to ten years and eight months and
nine years and ten months respectively because they raped. Someone
AND i gotta tell, you if you think you can
just come over here and, rape well think.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Again yeah you. Can't we can't do it, here you.
Know but of Mine Blue belles text message over talking
about that story before we were talking about let me
just try to. Seek, yeah he's got a motor. Home
ask me how? Much what kind of mileage he gets
on his motor home when he drives that? Thing, hey
(13:58):
you got a? Motorhome what kind of my you get
on the motor home when you drive that? Thing six?
Seven you? Know, okay see let's see six or seven
miles to the? Gallon, YEAH i get? It six seven? Nowhere? Aware? Yeah,
yeah was he? Expecting, yeah thought it was. Funny, YEAH
i hear six. SEVEN i think about the MILEAGE i
(14:18):
get on the on my motor. Home, see that's.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
FUNNY i don't know if you guys know this about,
me BUT I i it's not teen. HUMOR i left
and sometimes my h instruct how many plates can you? Lift,
well sometimes the coach will tell me you do six
or seven?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Lifts?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Really, yeah do you ever lift like seven plates at?
ONCE i mean, YEAH i MEAN i, do BUT i
mean six? Sure but? Seven, yeah that to be a. Lot,
anyway the bar would be uneven for one. Thing that's
not how it. Works you have four over, there three over?
Here tell me not how it works now you're gonna
get seven plates on the bar and make it even
if you're doing someone in the, middle that's where you.
(14:54):
Are oh my, god Mister, Kenneth, god you don't. Know
don't you understand simple. Arithmetics you don't know anything about.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Lifting if you're lifting seven, plates that means you have
seven plates on both sides of the.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Bar it's fourteen plates. Total we even dreamed of watching.
Somebody you don't know What i've. Done less. You you
don't even dare lean over and touch the. BAR i
get it loaded with fourteen. PLATES i can get a
ten kilogram plate IF i. Want you don't know how it.
Works how much is that a? Lot is it a?
Little it's a, little it's a. Lot, anyway you don't
(15:24):
have the slightest idea, well speaking of, numbers how much
money do you think you get paid to play college?
Football it's no secret that LEGENDARY lsu coach Ed Or
Jeron sparred spared no effort in recruitment top recruiting the
top talent when he was in, charge but as it turns,
out it required breaking the. Rules COACH o was doing
an interview, recently and he said the quiet part out.
(15:44):
Loud he, said we used to walk through the back
door with the. Cash now we walked through the front.
Door all know THAT sec was an il before AN
I we're way past it. Now just admit. It, hey
you know WHAT i? Say he? Coach you know you've
(16:05):
been not a coaching?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Football and, though how do you adjust AT N i l, so,
well it's a minor. Adjustment what do you MEAN i,
said back, then we used to walk through the back
door to. Cash you know where you just got to walk.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Through the bro that guy that said tell me which
door you want me to leave? From?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That is there anybody in college football that was cooler
than COACH?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
O is he still in college?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Football, well but that's where you know him. FROM i
Know Bill belichick and Coach oh those are my, guys,
dude just cool guys. Man hell, yeah, Bro COACH o And.
Bill but if there's If COACH o Or Bill belichick
are on the, TEAM i don't care if the team.
SUCKS i don't care if the team is From. JERSEY
i don't care where it's. From i'm a fan of.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
IT i don't think he'd take that, job do you?
Though probably? Not, NO i wouldn't. Know, WELL i don't.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
KNOW i mean Because Bill belichick was In New england
for a. While, yeah, anyway who's?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
HE i, mean what's he In North?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
CAROLINA i know where he plays. At i'm aware of.
This he's my favorite college football. COACH i know all
About Bell bill Thought i'm at.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Coaching, oh you drop, it all of, you stop. It
you're just being. Rude, hey, MISTER i don't know if
you caught With. BILLY i just did there not even
paying attention to y'all. Hunks, well why what are you
doing over? There i'm reading looking at some. Stuff do
you like? Chickens got A Bill belichick's girlfriend picture on
his computer Now i'm reading a story about it With
(17:30):
Bill belichick's daughter in. Law you, know that's the lady
that's married To Bill belichick's, son who are all way
older than his. Girlfriend right, now she has some uh
not some nice. Things she doesn't. Like Jordan hutschee she don't,
Like but basically she don't Like Bill, belichick like In.
GEORGE i don't know she got anything against a woman or,
not but she don't like the fact that her son's
(17:51):
old daddy got him a twenty four year old. Girlfriend
she Said bill need to choose between her and, family
like she gets to decide he can't have. Both, wow
what a. Jerk, yeah she a real Pleasing.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Jordan hudson is very talented. Too have you seen any
of the video of her doing the competitive. Cheerleading it's
like the gymnastics style, cheerleading not the regular just you,
know pom pom.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Cheerleader that's, yeah that's kind of how they. MET i
guess she's got some. Talent.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Dude they throw her up in the, air she does.
Flips besides being a beautiful, woman she really does have
some great athletic.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
PROWESS i Think Bill belichick's daughter in law who doesn't
like this new. GIRL i think she's friends with his former.
Girlfriend but before this, One Bill belichick dated another you,
know younger woman younger than, him and they were together
for like fifteen years or. Something they didn't get, married
but they dated for a long, time over like a
(18:46):
decade and a. Half AND i think the reason she's
a little salty about the new girl is because she
liked the old. Girlfriend, yeah if you ever broke up
a long relationship or a divorce or, whatever and you
have friends together as a. Couple uh. Huh those friends
have to decide who they're gonna stay friends. With they gotta. Separate,
(19:08):
yeah it's like when you give up half of your
your your money or your house or you, know split
the kids. Whatever, well your friends they have to they
have to divide you.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Up, yeah they have to decide who they want to
be friends. With they can't be friends with. Both, unfortunately
that's a little, tricky although you should be able TO
i don't understand that. Rule you, Know i'm not the
one that got had divorced, from you, Know bob And
jane or.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
What but you, Know i've Known jane, longer so you, know,
yeah we're probably gonna stick with.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
HER i think in some, cases maybe part of the
reason why they stopped talking to one of them and
not the others because they didn't like that.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Person could.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Be but to anybody out there listening to, this, like
don't read too deeply into, that BECAUSE i don't really
keep track of what a lot of people are doing
when after they get.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Divorced, yeah better just let them be like he just,
go do you thing all? Right coming?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Up low cost meat like fungus meant to replace chicken
you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Hate it's still, dreams my childhood with your empty. Woods
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