Tennis Sucks - MON 7.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Just the Smalton Johnson show getting a little extra bunky
the small.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh you're not familiar. This is the Isley Brothers. Here
I gather around the radio and mister, I'll teach you
all about the Isley Brothers. Kenny Kitty got soul and
he's gonna share it with the rest of us. So
the Isley Brothers were these black guys? Were they brothers?
I don't they were brothers in like, well, maybe you
should explain it to him, mister, A couple of most brothers. Yeah,

(00:25):
they're brothers, like they're black as I think, well, both kinds.
I think they had both kinds.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hey, since everybody's here fighting the power, you want to
fight the Powell? That is what the brother is all about.
Baby fighting the Powell.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't really know if I want to fight the
power so much as just tweet about it. Probably okay,
all right, I just started sneezing really hard right as
the sports kitchen, and I think I might be allergic
to sports this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
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Speaker 1 (01:23):
The Atlanta Falcons decided to let Carolina Panthers into the
playoffs by beating the Saints. Uh, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers said,
wouldn't it be nice if you'd let the Saints win,
or if the Saints would just decide to go ahead
and win. But they did not, and so now the
Carolina Panthers in. In the meantime, the Atlanta Falcons have

(01:44):
clean house, you know upstairs, managements wise, they have fired
their head coach Raheem Morris and the general manager, miss
A fomp No. And it was just hours after they
won the final game of the regular season they announced
that they was gonna part ways with that, the owner,

(02:06):
mister Blank, I don't know if y'all know him or not.
He said, it's time for some new leadership around here.
The coach have been the coach for two years, the
general manager been managing for five years, and have not
produced a playoff.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So, yeah, the Falcons let the Panthers in and then
they did all that. Now Aaron Rodgers, his careers are
still alive, as they say, as Pittsburg beat Baltimore, and
now they're gonna take on the Texans on Monday Night football,
not tonight next Monday night, because that's what he said.

(02:45):
Playoff situation. Now you know about the college brackets right now?
Old Miss big win over Georgia, so they get to
move on take on the Hurricanes on Thursday. Oregon and
Indiana in a very impressive win over Alabama. By the way,
you know how people like, unless you're in Alabama, people
like to watch Alabama get beat. So they gonna play

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on Friday and then the winter of them two games
going up for the national championship. Look like probably by
sometime mid January. It's it's a good ways off yet,
all right, I gotta take some time to get used
to all that very exciting. So that's that's the rundown.
When you got your favorite team, we're gonna lose. We

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hope you just enjoyed the regular season of the NFL
and now it's off to the next round. I don't
want to say the P word anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
In the meantime, my man Novak's Djokovic has severed ties
with the Tennis Players Association that he created.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Is he still a little upset over that whole thing
about Kick getting kicked out of the Australian Open and
over the vaccine.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
It sort of. He's severed ties despite having co founded
the union with some other guys back in twenty twenty one.
In March twenty twenty five, the union sued the Association
of Tennis Professionals and the Women's Tennis Association over allegations
of quote, systemic abuse, anti competitive practices, and blatant disregard
for player welfare. Novaks, however, disagreed with some of the allegations.

(04:19):
He said, after careful consideration, I have decided to step
away completely from the Professional Tennis Players Association. Wow. Yeah,
he's still going to be a professional tennis player. Yeah,
just not going to be part of the group he
started after the pandemic. When all that interesting. Martina Never Trolova.
That's a fun name, right, you bet you. She's in
the news today. Tennis left winger Martina is urging the

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International Criminal Court to sanction the United States of America
in the wake of Trump's daring and successful arrest of
the Venezuelan Marxist dictator Nicholas Maduro.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
The capture of Maduro has entered the tennis world.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Now Never Trolova offered the short endorsement of love It
for a message posted on Saturday on x calling for
sanctions against America and the arresting of Donald Trump. Well,
of course, so in case you're wondering tennis still sucks,
I think it's.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I don't know who said it, but I have heard
a very humorous quote over the weekend talking about the
the leftists in New York who are having their public
temper tantrums out in the street. American leftists are, and
I love this, impressively ignorant they are. They are very
impressively ignorant. In the meantime, I got another sports story

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for you. Yeah, I think you're gonna be probably the
only one in here that understand exactly how this kind
of thing works.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Is it about bitcoin? No, it ain't okay, because here's
how the blockchain works.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
No, no, no, no, you just you could explain that
to people over forty five every day for the rest
of your life and it's still ain't gonna sink in
aw right, What do you guys you think gonna get it?
Stefan Diggs he football player New England Patriots. Maybe you've
heard of him. They got a you know, little action
coming up in the playoffs. It is again now. Stefan

(06:02):
Diggs is now in trouble because he has been hit
with assault allegations from his ex private personal chef.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
He had a private chef. That must be cool. The
guys will just make him grilled cheese whenever he wants one.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
The guy is a her and she says that he
choked her recently, but this was back early December, and
then after the alleged choking took place, about two weeks
after that, she decided that she would report this situation.
He have denied all allegations, by the way, and then
about another week after the report, they decided that they

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officially press charges and so basically he got this personal
chef work for him. She probably find and well, you
have been involved recently with a number of young women
who have a car into your own testimony requested a choking.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay, like, let's make something clearer. This isn't like it
all happened in one short period of time. No, no, no,
But one of the things I've learned since re entering
the dating war world. You know, about two three years ago.
Sometime in that time period, my friends and I who
are other gentlemen, other single men who are out and
about gall meeting people, socializing that sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
You're gallivanting.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, gallivanting, that's the word I'm looking for. I have
encountered not one, but a lot of young women who
seem to enjoy being choked. Now, that makes me uncomfortable.
I don't want to choke anybody. I you know, I'm gay.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
That emailed us the story said, you probably need to
stay away from that kind of thing, no matter how
many times she might say, choke me, choke me. Dah
you no, don't don't do that. Yeah, I feel like
that's problematic.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
If a woman wants you to choke her and you
just met her, gentlemen, here's my advice to you. It's
not enough to just get a consent for him. I
would get it on video. I'd get a camera. And
now even then, nowadays with AI and that sort of
thing you got, you gotta be careful. Someone might think
it's a fake video. You gotta So.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
This football player has a private chef, a female and
apparently she was living with him because the report I
read just now said that she was arguing with him
over some back pay, okay, and that he came into
her room in his two and a half million dollar

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mansion that he lives in. Okay, this is a common
This is getting a little more he said.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
She said personal, almost romantic like stuff. Okay. Well, this
is another common misunderstanding among young men. Men. I want
to give you some advice. You may encounter a woman
who wants you to choke her while performing coitus, but
usually those women don't want you to choke them while
you're having an argument. That's usually not the right time
for that. There's a difference.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Right, Yeah, we'll find out about my advice is avoided.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
He didn't do none of that. No, that's crazy, is
what that is. That's crazy. All right in the mean time, Joe.
Remember Jack Brewer, He used to play for Minnesota Vikings.
He claims he has seen high end purchases by elite
fraudsters from the Somali population in Minnesota. He has witnessed
the demographic and class transformation of the state. This guy

(09:16):
didn't interview the other day. He said he was beginning
to notice a change at Bentley and Maserati dealerships in
the Twin Cities where he was doing endorsements as an athlete.
He would show up, he would go in there and
he would say, you know, it's weird. All of a sudden,
there's an awful lot of Somalion people who are purchasing
this stuff. And we'd never seen that before. We never
seen all these Somalians. Roughly, I think according to statistics

(09:38):
just posted online by Donald Trump, about eighty percent of
them are on government aid. Like a lot of them
are getting money from the government, and yet somehow they
had enough money to buy a Bentley. And you're probably
thinking that doesn't make any sense, and you're right. Usually
if something doesn't make sense, that means there's something suspicious
going on. And Jack Brewer, a pro football player from
Minnesota has said he's witnessed it with his own two eyes.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Apparently, this kind of fraud, the Somalian fraud that's been
going on, not just Minnesota, but especially there because it's
you know, that's where it seems to have blossomed. Uh,
it is so easy to spot, right that, it's real obvious.
The leaders, the politicians in those states and in those

(10:21):
cities where it's going.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
On, had to have known. They just had to.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's why everybody is speculating, and including the New York
Post of the Sporting Tim Walls will step aside as his
run as incumbent governor of the state.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Donald Trump tweeted, not tweeted, treat truth to truth social
What do we call that? Do we have a verb
for that? I don't know what y'all do. He posted
a list of which immigrants are getting the most public
aid and forget me incoming here. I'm probably going to
pronounce the names of some irrelevant countries wrong. Sorry about that.
Is this country called but Tan or button b h
U t a n. It's a place where there's a

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bunch of Buddhists between China and India overa Yeah, you
got your Bhutan well, roughly eighty one percent of them
are on public aid. Seventy five percent of people from
Yemen are on public aids. These people that live here, now,
these are people in America from those countries. Yeah, seventy
one percent of Somalians, seventy one percent of people from
something called the Marshall Islands, Dominican Republic, sixty eight percent

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of people living in America from the Dominican Republic on
public aid, Afghanistan sixty eight percent, Congo Guinea, let's see
Somali land all coming in at sixty six, sixty five,
and sixty three percent respectively. A lot of Islamic countries
on the list, a lot of communist countries on the list.
Most of the people on this list are from countries

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that just straight up hate America. Sometimes the same country
appears more than once on the list. What's that about?
What's that about?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
I want to ask you about your relationship with your brother.
I'm sorry, I meant to say your husband. Anyway, someone
close to you told us that you didn't just marry
him for the visa. They said ilan Omar did not
have to sleep with her Somali pirate brother after marrying him.
But she did many times. Everyone in our community knows this.

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What is your response to this, congresswoman?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, to be honest, I was kind of horny, Margaret,
and I like a squawny men that look like Somali pirates,
you know when they say I'm the captain.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Now it's so hot. Wolton and Johnson. Storytime to me.
You guys like Whalen Jennings. Yeah, well, yeah, you got
a story about Whitlan. The day was January twenty eighth,
nineteen eighty five, and M Studios in Hollywood. Billy I'd Hollywood.
Michael Jackson was there, Lionel, Richie, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen,

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Bob Dylan, Tina Turner. They were recording a song called
We Are the World. I've heard of it. Yes, it
was a charity single for Ethiopian famine relief.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Luckily we got those people all fed. They're nice and
fatting happy. Now.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, everything's fine and ethy up here. Okay, So the
session had dragged on for hours. Solos were nailed one
by one, the chorus layered thick with voices. Everyone was exhausted,
drinking coffee, running on caffeine and goodwill. And then Stevie
Wonder had a suggestion. He said, we ought to sing
part of this song in Swahily. Eh. Whale and Jennings,

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leaning against a wall in his black hat and leather,
shifted uncomfortably. He already struggled with some of the higher
notes alongside the pop crowd. Now this Swahilly in the
wee hours of the clock ticking toward dawn. Whale and
Jennings wasn't having it. He said, no southern boy is
ever sang in Swahili, and he walked out of the

(13:36):
recording session. By the way, later on, somebody pointed out
that people in Ethiopia don't really speak Swaheily, and so
Stevie Wonder's idea was eventually tanked.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, I was wondering why Swaheli came.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Up in the first place. I think he could because
he knew some I think I guess that. You remember
in the eighties there was a whole thing going on
with world music, like they were doing congo. Paul Simon
did it, and the guys from Genesis did it, and
Stevie Wonder and I Whale and Jennings said we're not
gonna do world music. Outlaw country Sorry, that's just not
gonna be a thing we're gonna do. Years later, folks

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still talk about it. Some call him stubborn, others call
him a hero. Went up to his guns. Oh didn't he?
Yeah they did raise some money, But for whatever it's worth,
that song did not age well. People still listen to
Whale and Jennings old music as we just proved a
moment ago. But who hear's We're the world anymore? Yeah?
Who's rocking out to that? Oh? Sorry? Oh you like

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that song? It was a very influential time in my
life back in eighty five.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
And you know that was while The Cosby Show was
the hottest thing on television.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
How'd that ended up working out for us? Yeah? That
didn't work out well, Yeah, a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
In hindsight, you look back and you say, oh, well,
maybe that wasn't as great as we thought.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
But the song stays with you. In the meantime, we
have two housing crises of sorts, one involving Mickey Rourke,
the other involving Vice President jd Vance. All right, what's
Mickey Rourke doing? He doesn't have any money to pay
his rent. He did a GoFundMe and That's pretty much
the whole story. That shit, he he didn't handle his
manage his money. Well, he needs your money.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Did he turn it over to somebody else to manage
for him and they run off to South America with it?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
That happens? You know, I think he's just bad at
managing money. Probably. In the meantime, law enforcement officials said
one person is in custody at Jade Vance's house in Cincinnati.
What they did, Uh, Jade Vance left to go back
to work after the holidays on Sunday were told, and
right after he left, some guy showed up at his house.
The report seems to indicate someone's been arrested for trying

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to break it into the house and bashing out the windows.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
So they didn't try to bash out the windows. They
did bash out the windows. I guess they didn't get
in though. Huh.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
It certainly looks that way. Was anybody there was? Yes,
family there, Yes, somebody was there. That's got to be
a pretty upthetic.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
The Secret Service was there because that helps because he's
the vice president.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Thankfully.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, what they stuck around did and just follow him around?
What did you think was gonna happen? Did you think
if you were going to get into his house? Then
did you think they weren't prepared for the fact that
some job might try to attack the Vice President of America.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
By the way, if you.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Got a gift card for Christmas, and millions of Americans did,
it might not work. There's been a little trouble. Texas
officials have warned that suspects, three men from Latvia that's
in Eastern Europe, have that that wasn't part of your
rundown of countries that were involved in the fraud.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh I bet Latvia's on the list while you're telling
us all, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Three Latvians have been arrested. This is how energetic they are.
And that's why we always say if these criminal minds
could be turned to good, their energy to commit these
crimes just off the charts. They allegedly stole fourteen million
dollars worth of gift cards since May. That is a

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lot of work in six seven months to get fourteen
million dollars and it's part of the rampant fraud that's
going around the Texas Financial Crimes Intelligence Center the FCIC.
For rest of the men stealing fourteen million dollars worth
of gift cards h Dallas, Fort Worth area, Central Texas,

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and really all across the Gulf Coast. They were arrested
because what they were doing is they would clone the
cards and wait for them to be activated, and then
when they activated it, whoever got the card they activated
it for the criminals. Wow, they didn't know it. And
I have a friend who did give a gift card

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over the holidays, and the person they gave it to
said tried to use the store no good because they
said it's already been used.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
That must have been really embarrassing when they had to
pay for all that lube on their own, you know,
don't you know? Yeah, God, I hate to answer your question.
In less than twenty five percent have lot Vian's in
America and welfare.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
And that's that's actually good compared to you know, I mean,
wouldn't wouldn't two or three percent.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Be probably better? It'd be nice, But yeah, most foreigners
living in the country are on some kind of welfare
according to this. Yeah it sucks. Huh, that's sad. Hey,
it sucks.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
There's the other fraud going on in Austin, Texas as well.
I don't remember the guy's name, but he an Austin
Energy employee defraud of the city owned utility. Okay, of
nearly a million, it was nine hundred and eighty thousand
dollars over a six year period. Looked like it was

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working for him right up until recently when they caught him.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Okay, people just can't act right. Yeah, I wish people
would act better.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
You know, you know somebody would take a hammer to
some of these people's heads. No, no, no, no, no no,
not next thing. You know, guy doing that kind of
stuff or thinking about doing this, like ball, Do I
want to catch a hammer upside my head?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Maybe not. No. The Walton Johnson showed is not endorse
the idea of taking a hammer to someone's had, even
if they are involved in fraud.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
So Eve's gonna be like Whitalan, I'm just gonna stayd alone.
You guys aren't going to get my back on that.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Huh. Well, not if you're gonna do something that will
get you arrested. I don't want to be part of that.
I got enough problems, billy.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I think if I catch a criminal doing some crime
and doing some fraud and some stealing, pop him upside
the head, that's gonna be a problem.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
For me. No, that's gonna be a problem for him. Well,
it will be a problem for him, but I think
it'll be a problem for you too, you know. So
you know, at least once a month, Billy, there's a
news story about some guy shooting a guy that was
trying to break into his house as they were running away,
and he's the one that gets arrested. And every single
time we all point out how that's not fair, but
that's the way it works. Yep, yeah, you don't. I

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don't care for it. I'll tell you what. We will
find some good guys with guns and news stories to
share with you coming up, and just a little bit
stick around for that, and we have a Florida Man
Report on the way. We talked about the football game already,
but more on what's gonna happen in the world of
sports coming weeks. Should It's always an interesting time of
the year. Once you get past New Year's you watch

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a little football.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
It's just now people are just starting to figure out
what day it is, because over the two weeks around
the holidays, at Christmas and New Year's, the days get
all mixed up. You've got a day off on Wednesday,
you're off on Thursday, they want you to come back
to work on Friday. Then you're off again for two
days and it's like, I don't even know what. Well,
now we're gonna line it up and we're gonna everybody's

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gonna point it in the same direction, and off we go.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, it's Monday, unless this is a rerun, No, it's
it's Monday. Yeah. I think start Scott fired for literally
no reason. My boss said, it's because you're on your
phone too much, You're too distracted at working. Stay tuned
for more Walton and Johnson