Texas Bass Pro Brawl - WED 7.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One full year as of today, Trump's president. Say Trump
was elected in twenty twenty four, this second term at
the start until January obviously, but today's election day. From
last year. Other than a few problems in my personal life,
I think the last year has been dope, dude. It's yeah,
a good year, dope. I think it's been pretty awesome,

(00:21):
if I'm being completely honest. You know, no, it's perfect.
But Trump's meeting with the Senate Republicans right now, they're
having a breakfast together, and I'm gonna just climb out
on a limb here, and I'm gonna guess, probably because
of some of the news about last night's election, probably
which which is a little misleading considering where the elections
happened at that the Republicans are going to bend the
knee on some stuff. They're going to choose pragmatism over principles,

(00:44):
and they're gonna give the Democrats what they want, probably,
and then the shutdown will end, and then you want
to have to wait a long time at the TSA.
And good news, we'll add another trillion dollars in debt
in less than a month instead of a little more
than a month. Yeah, I figure we'll be able to
get there by the end of the year, Right, dude,
could you imagine like hitting fifty trillion dollars in debt
before the next presidency. That's crazy. Well, it turns out

(01:05):
they've got a way to just end the national debt.
According to this here news story which got my attention, said,
a lot of Americans are fleeing the failing cities. Once
in a century, opportunity is emerging in tiny towns across America.

(01:26):
This could be ground zero for Trump's Freedom City's vision,
whatever the hell that is. Uh huh. And massive federal
land transfer, he says, the greatest wealth creation of it
of our lifetime, because the government owns a lot of
land out there across this vast geographic area known as America,

(01:48):
and they're gonna sell it to us to pay off
the debt. They're not going to sell it to us
now a big, big deal about real estate. Trump could
unlock one hundred and fifty billion dollars in federal assets.
I would love that. Yes, sell all the federal land. Absolutely.
Why do they need all that land? Well, that's a
good question. What are they doing with it? So are

(02:09):
they gonna sell it? To China. Wait and hopefully Americans.
I would just said they weren't gonna sell it to us.
A lot American I mean, they talk about this, it
never ends up happening. Yeah, a lot of talking politics.
Do you guys remember you guys all enough? Remember the
Brady ranch stand off? This guy out in the west
had all these this cattle and it was grazing on
public land and they wanted to start taxing him for

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and his family had been there for generations, and they said, no, yeah,
you want to have your cattle on that land over there,
it's gonna cost you an absurd amount of money. And
he said, well, I don't have anywhere else to put it.
We've been here for a long time. Is that why
you ended up marrying that lady with the three lovely daughters,
and then they she had a ranch and he could
raise his cattle there. Yes, the Brady bunch. Yes, Billy, Yes,

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I thought so. Yeah, yeah, I'm aware of it. Didn't
that guy die of aides. That's not the purpose of
this conversation here. I know it's hard to focus. I'm
just he did it. Don't blame me, I know it's
not It's not me you're playing. I feel bladed trying
to round you up, kind of like the cattle that
ought not be grazing on missus Brady's land. All right,
we got another person here that just got into trouble

(03:15):
for wearing the wrong outfit. Uh well it was a
club pants at school this time club club pant. What's
the club pants? We talked about this the other day,
that the black leather pants are popular now everybody's Erica
Kirk is wearing. Yeah, they got mad at her for
wearing it. And now there's a public sexy for a widow.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
It's hot? That's what they tell you. Women can wear
form fitting pants and nobody cares. But if the pants
are made out of pleather, now it's a kind some
kind of a tragedy or something. I can't believe that
this is something Americans have time to talk about. But anyway,
this teacher's in trouble. Where did this happen at She
was a public school teacher, and I don't know, some

(03:52):
piece of crap state we don't live in anyway, Miss Williams,
there it is. She's in trouble. Oh, poor miss Williams.
What I staying in solidarity with all the teachers of
this country that are mildly hot. Yeah, they're not doing
anything wrong, and they're having sex with their students. Well,
I mean, you know it's not your kids, right, No, no,
it's not. But isn't it crazy how frequently that helped

(04:14):
out at you that you never got approached by your
high school teacher. Huh. You know, it really bothers me.
Not one priest. Yeah, the priest high school teachers, they
all left you alone. You know. The teachers in my
public school, they were decent people. But I was a
Catholic my whole life, and not one. And I was
a cute kid too, blonde hair, cute little boy. Not
at once, just a little attention, you know, just to
know that I was being acknowledged. I got nothing. Rub

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on a little tow headed boy's head, maybe a little
pad on the butt after a job well done. Yeah,
pat turns into you know, more of a massage. There
was one good There was one good thing about Zorhan
mom Donnie winning. Last night, after he had to announce
that his brother lost, Chris Cuomo was live on the

(04:58):
air talking about his brother. There's embarrassing defeat. They still
let him do News. Yeah, he's on something called news Nation. Now. Yeah,
here's what it sounds are a big basket of votes.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
If this percentage structure stays the same, it answers the
question of the mandate. If Momdani, which means that he
did even.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Better, well, he is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
If it holds, it becomes a very interesting plus minus
for him, because here's the promise versus the promises kept,
which can be tricky, especially because the mayor is not
as powerful as a president or a governor. But I
do think you have to talk about why, and even
I can see what this is about.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
And of course I wanted my brother to win. I
believe in my brother.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I think he's a tremendous operator within government. But he's
not what Democrats want right now.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
The Democrats want or wanted a couple of years ago, either, Chris,
how would you know you predict every election wrong. You
told us your brother would do well, You told us
Trump would lose, You told us we were handling the
pandemic perfectly. Chris, It's just amazing to be these disgraced
cable news hosts who still get to have authority somehow.
It's like Beto O'Rourke loses every election and then they

(06:11):
keep asking him to run again. What is it about
beto 'arke that they like so much? The losing? Maybe
they're Beto and his group and guys like him and
Jasmine Crockett and all those people. Maybe they're just excited
about all the New Yorkers that are going to be
moving to Texas and maybe they haven't learned their lesson
and when they get here, they'll vote for people like Betho.

(06:34):
Oh god, all right, Billy, And you want to go
to the bass Pro shop? You know what do you? People?
Every It's okay, this is appropriate, isn't it. It was
a bass ierk brawl and I'll tell you about it.
But who's sponsoring it? Naturally? The Wanton Johnson store with

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cool things to put in a stocking or put under

(07:15):
the Christmas tree this year really neat stuff, Red, white,
and blue, the true colors of freedom, on t shirts, flasks,
coffee mugs. Also, if your life is good, thank a veteran.
We have that on a forty ounce tumbler. We have
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with Veterans' Day coming up, right, and it still makes
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I love it all right. We're taking you now to
a bass Pro shop in Odessa, Texas. Oh shooky, dookie,
shocking video. I'll post it after this. I'll post it
in a few seconds here on the Walton and Johnson
Instagram account. And this bizarre moment captured the massive fight
that broke out between customers at a Texas Bass bro shop,

(08:00):
allegedly sparked over a restroom argument. Why didn't they just
go to BUCkies? Mm hmm. Maybe this is one of
those things where somebody ought not be in there and
they were. I don't know, tell me more. The fists
began flying at the out to our superstore's grand opening
weekend in Odessa. Wouldn't you think, No, they spoiled their
grand opening when don't you think they'd already have a
bass pressure in Otessa? Now, two men waiting in line

(08:23):
to drop a deuce got into a verbal altercation. They
quickly turned physical and spread to multiple rowty customers. That
is not a good time to fight, and you're trying to,
you know, squeeze one off there, that's the whole one butt.
So the two guys starts sparring in front of a
crowd of bystanders or whaling, punches thrown, and all of
a sudden, chaos escalates. It looked like when people run

(08:44):
off the bench at a baseball game to charge the mound.
A man sporting a Texas Longhorns jersey jumps into the action,
swings at one of the men, pushing him down. The
brawl drags on for several more seconds before clearing brawl.
Oh man, I wish I'd have been there. And suddenly
all the back pro shop workers and fellow customers start
prying the guys apart. They start hitting each other. The

(09:05):
incident brought so much tension that one visibly upset woman
is heard screaming at the fighters for acting like idiots.
Crown ass men acting like idiots. She's heard shouting that's
all the time, and she says, this is my favorite part.
And you wonder why our schools are falling apart. Maybe
I actually don't think this is why. So they do
an investigation and they found the confrontation ignited after a

(09:27):
man waiting in line with his wife and child became
agitated after another individual took too long in the bathroom. Well,
obviously people don't want to get agitated, and somebody agitated
them and they didn't want that, so they had to
do some Yeah, you know those decision is that it
was too long in the bathroom. You think he was
just sitting in there reading, you know, watching videos on

(09:48):
his phone, or do you think maybe he was having issues.
I don't know if you're familiar with Odessa, but I
will tell you a little about it. There's a place
there called the Pork and excuse me, the Cork and
Pig Tavern. It is delicious, but it's a lot of
cheese and fats and that sort of thing, and it
will stop you up a little bit. Guys. There's a
reason they serve it there, because that's what the people
there want to eat. And if they're not eating it there,

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they're probably eating it at home, and sooner or later
it's going back. Yeah, it's true. The guy finally came
out of the bathroom, and that's when the fight started. Like,
wouldn't you think they just go into the bathroom if
you had to go to the bathroom that bathroom. Oh,
you're like, oh my god, hurry up, get out of there.
Come on, And the guy finally comes out, You're like,
now I got some time, let's fight. Yeah. You know.

(10:30):
A bass Pro Shop found it in nineteen seventy two
in Springfield, Missouri, Billy d by one Johnny Morris, a
great American who began selling fishing gear from just eight
feet of shelf space inside his dad's liquor store. About
that and then it grew, and then it grew, and
then it grew two hundred locations across North America. Oh man,
that's a good job right there, eighteen of them in

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the lone Star state. But sadly, not enough bathrooms at
the bass Pro Shop. If you think it's tough for you,
imagine how somebody with a big, juicy booty feels.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
That's what he says, right, AOC is a big booty latina.
And now that I think about it, Bernie's been a
creep like the entire time.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
As you know.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
We've been on tour from Ma'm Donnie recently and he's
just so horny like all the time, Like this one
time he goes, why you keep hiding that thing from me?
Like excuse me? And then the other day he's like,
I can see that thing from in front of you,
and now clips are all over Instagram.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Like Wolton M. Johnson. Well, he wants a lot. Jennals
Straycats still exist. That's who this is. Yeah, but isn't
Brian sets Her. Isn't he has medical problems or something.
I remember reading about it not long ago. That's probably true.
This is a new album and it says here that

(11:49):
he's still involved in the band. Brian sets Her, Lee
Rocker and Slim Jim Phantom Straight Cats cancel tour while
sets Her deals with serious illness. This from last week
huh h Heartbroger to share serious illness, unable to perform
Agredible have to cancel. Sets Her is sixty six. Uh

(12:12):
doesn't mention what kind of serial mounts you know? HIPPA
and all that. It's none of our business, right, could
be TDS, it could be yeah, yeah, no way to
know anyway. Brian sets her prayers for Brian sets her
stay up, buddy. Are you familiar with this lady Brooke Rollins.
She is apparently with the United States Agriculture. Agriculture. Yeah,

(12:37):
she's the aggress us DA. D doesn't stand for agriculture. No,
I bet you'd like the D though, the Department of Agriculture. Yeah,
she's the Secretary of Agriculture. She was talking about the
fact that some of the hold up on this government
shutdown has to do with whether SNAP benefits, you know,
welfare is being given out to illegal immigrants, and of

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course the Democrats just are repulsed by the idea that
that would be happening. Are you why, how dare you
even suggest that's a thing. Well, she said the Secretary
of USDA, my first day at Department of back Culture,
were told every state to send us their SNAP data
so we can make sure illegal immigrants aren't getting benefits. Well,

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twenty nine of the states did just that, but twenty
one refused, and two of them sued just for asking.
Now those states will may surprise, you are all heavily
blue runnen by Democrats. Yeah, this is a great example
of fake news. Senator Patty Murray is accusing Trump of

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illegally blocking SNAP benefits. But that didn't happen. Snap ran
out of authorization in twenty twenty three. It's been funded
since then on one of those continuous resolution bills. The
CR ended ten thirty one, and now the Democrats are
filibustering basically why we are where we are now. The
twenty nine states that did cooperate since their SNAP information in,

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they've already uncovered massive fraud. And these aren't from the
states that are trying to hide their massive fraud. That
the Democrat Party has basically turned its back on working
Americans and their entire strategy is now built around protecting
illegal aliens. They want to keep them here and they
want to keep giving them the free stuff. They know
if the handouts stop, they'll either go home or they'll

(14:29):
stop voting Democrats. Is it? I don't want that the
Democrat senators that are making this point, because you just
explained it very well, they're lying. Do you think they
do you think they know they're lying or do they
just not get how it works. I'd say most of
them know they're lying. I gotta think so. But just
in case, I'm just a Bill. Yes, I'm only a bill.

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Is that right? Is that Bill's right? It's not a bill? No? No,
it's not a man's name. It's a Bill. Well, who
is singing for Bill? Was a Bill? I don't know? Committee?
All right? A black guy? Do we agree on that?
That's a black eye singing? Isn't that interesting? The back
of the seventies Schoolhouse Rock decided to make the Bill,
which is getting pushed around and marginalized and used by
the system, voiced by a black man.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I think.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I don't think that's a coincidence. No, it ain't. I
stand in solidarity with Bill unless it's Bill Cosby, and
then I don't want to know. Oh yeah, that's a
little awkward, isn't it. Man? Now I want to know
who voiced it? Aren't you curious a little bit? Yeah?
You can't find out. Well, it's a top secret government special.
The song is sung by Jack Sheldon. Just that quick

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you found out, white guy. Now are we going to
learn a lesson from this? Kenny? That white guys can
sound black? Sometimes we're gonna stop our racism once and
for all, blatantly blurting out racist statements like this, left
and right. It's got to stop. It's got to stop.
It says he was a jazz trumpeter and a voice actor,

(15:54):
and he was on the MERV Griffin Show. Is that
black eyes or white guys? Oh? Those real white? What
was of Griffin? What was that? A very white, white
white dude? And then weird this Jack Sheldon guy could
just talk like a black guy like that, profess, since
you couldn't see him, I'm singing, not talking. I mean
there's well there's some talking kind of a talk thing though,
I think so isn't that amazing? And you couldn't tell
because you couldn't see him, so you just assumed it

(16:16):
was a brother, right, That is so weird. I could tell,
But I don't want to break your heart by by
busting your your dream. Right there, you did it. You
could just tell that was a white guy by Yeah,
it was obvious to me anyway. But I got that
white bar, you got white dar how about gar? Yeah?
Where do they sell that?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Is?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Is that on brickstone or sharper image? Or you're not
allowed to have it? Man, it's a little scarcity principle.
Now I really want it, I know, give me the
white dar. Is that? Is that a place in Sudan
where there's a war happening Right now, we beat that
snack cracker in your special outfit for me. Dalton and

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