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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, mister oh, didn't want to say something about
(00:03):
the song I am.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is from the movie Holiday Inn.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And this is with White Christmas. I'm guessing because you
call my name, I don't know. I always have to
ask a little well, white criminals.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
White Christmas is in the movie. And this is also
in the movie, this uh one minute to midnight song.
Actually it's called Let's start the New Year right, And
then they're supposed to make out it kissing at the
you know, they.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Weren't making out.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
They were just having a little smoochy time, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
But then there's that song in there where they perform
in blackface, and we all know if that's so offensive
that we need to cancel other songs in the movie.
How is it that an entire hotel chain named after
this movie is allowed to exist.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We've got to shut her down right now, this very minute.
You put the word out. You can't go back to
the Howard Johnson's No.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
More No No the Holiday Inn.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Holiday Inn. Okay, that's the name of the movie too.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
What is Howard Johnson? It's an old hotel, No No No.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Holiday Inn Is was jokingly named after the movie that
had come out years earlier.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And now we have to shut it down.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I mean, obviously we have to shut it down. This
is really offensive.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Guys, Well, well to do will to buy it? Well,
let's pull all money together and buy this down trodden
old you can't be named holiday inn, no mo, and
then we turn it around. So turn around, that's where
you make your money.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, first we have to explain everybody that going to
that hotel. Yeah, so we can tank the stock price,
and then just.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
What I'm talking about, and then that stock price, and
then we bully them into selling us all their assets.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Might not happen today. Market actually look like it's going
strong right now. Of course yesterday was down, today be up.
But you don't know what the next day bring.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But that's just because hotel con consumers goers, they don't know.
They don't know once they know, it's going to be different.
This is why I've been going to the devil Tree
this whole time. That's in the cookies. I mean, honestly,
it was pretty much just the cookies. But I'm gonna
tell people it was this because it makes it sound
like I'm woke.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Well, now that we're wakening up to things, let's don't
forget to thank Cameroon.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I know it's a little.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Late, but I don't think we ever say nice enough
things about the African nation of Cameroon. But back during
the Great Depression here in America in nineteen thirty one,
the West African country of Cameroon sent New York money
in hunger relief.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Because we were over here.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You know, many of us were people then were dying
because of the depression. Sure, Cameroon, I don't know if
they sent cash or if they wrote the check. There's
three dollars and seventy seven cents in hunger relief. Now,
if you go buy today's standards with inflation, that adds
up to almost sixty seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What do they think we were going to do with
that money back then? Buy food? Wow?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, I don't know what you were going to get
for three dollars seventy seven cents back in the nineteen thirties,
But sixty seven dollars today buy you a pretty good
sized bag of rice.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Maybe it was a lot in Cameroon. Maybe maybe they
really thought they were alving us. So thank you, even
if it's the thought that counts, and the three dollars,
all right, well, while we're doing the news about obscure stuff,
neighbors in Colorado came together to argue with their hoa
over a twenty eight foot tall inflatable Santa. They said
(03:15):
it should be allowed to be exhibited in someone's yard.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'm already gonna just go be on Santa Claus's side
on this one.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'm gonna pick Santa Claus. What do you mean, oh,
to keep the inflatable?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
The hoa says he's got to go right say no.
It can easily be seen near the entrance to the development.
Here's the homeowner, Dora Flores, and one of her neighbors
who has a problem with it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Play the audio and.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
We saved up money throughout the year to be able
to purchase Santa.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
My daughter, being autistic and nonverbal, the first thing out
of her mouth was wow.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
We were very bummed and sad to know that we
were gonna have to bring him down, and I decided
to advocate for Santa. We now have a reindeer across
the street looking at Santa.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I won't take it down. They're trying to steal Christmas.
Not gonna get it.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
A phone call from upper management saying that they had
made a mistake and Santa can stay.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You gotta admit it is pretty big. We're looking at
a photo of it now. It's bigger than the houses.
It's looking at you over the fences.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I like it. It don't stay too well.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
It's a Christmas decoration during Christmas time. Why would they care.
It's not like they have it up in July or so.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't think it's going to be there much longer,
is it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I did think it was interesting how they played the
autistic kid card. Yeah, you know, you go with what
you got, because nowadays it feels like everybody's autistic. I
mean that's like everyone tells me they have a little autism.
Everyone tells me that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
How do you I don't know how the doctors can tell,
But how do you know when they're autistic?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
They tell me?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Isn't it something to do with trains sometimes?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Or grilled cheese or something? Sometimes they're just really good
at memorizing numbers.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I like trains and grilled cheese. Yeah, well, yeah, there
you go, me too. I like trains and grilled cheese.
Stee and thank you now.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Police out in California, they didn't care for this little
Christmas spirit said this saw a box set up outside.
The sign said Merry Christmas, free weed.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I was just looking at this story and part of
what upset people about it is they placed it on.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
A sidewalk near a high school.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And was it real?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Wead next there were glass jars filled with marijuana. Yeah,
that Buddah Hill has given away their weed in California.
I guess they just have so much weed they can
afford to give it away.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
The holidays can be so stressful, said the police. But
leaving a box of free marijuana is not how you
spread here in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
There are some neighbors in the cops who confiscated the
free pot. I'm kind of disappointed I didn't make it
here before the cops.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's in a high school too.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
That is crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
There's some funny, funny people around here.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I say, there sure is a criminal aspect to trying
to give out marijuana. Obviously illegal to try and distribute
marijuana to anybody under the age of twenty one.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
We've done pretty well. There's not a lot of trees left,
but I don't know if we can connect it to
the other greenery. If you will it's that time of
the year to be merry. But maybe not that way
around the high school.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Maybe if there's in a different circumstance where there's just
adults around.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't sound like it's illegal until
the teenagers became a.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Hey, if anybody under twenty one came by and grabbed
it up, that's their prime, not the guy who's offering
it for free.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Actually, I kind of agree with you. It does sound like.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
They're old enough to know that they're not old enough.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It's not illegal to just offer somebody a cocktail, right,
But I mean, hey, would you like a beer?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm seventeen. Oh I'm sorry I didn't know. Yeah, yeah,
same kind of thing. You you let me know you're underage. Right.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Are you guys going to nominate your dog or cat
for the first ever Pet Lover's Choice Award.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I've already nominated your pet as well, really, Milton, Yeah,
well that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I would nominate Winston as well, our Colorado dog for
the week.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, he's up here this week, just hanging out with
what a good boy? Look at a good boy?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
The first ever? He does love that yet, but just
starts wiggling and he's British. I like him. I don't
normally like British people.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Sure you don't take to the britz.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Weel, yeah, I don't like him.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
The first ever Pet Lover's Choice Awards will be held
in February and you can enter your dog or your
cat in a number of categories.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Catgory. Yeah, oh you didn't even you won't even trying
to out.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Do as much as I know the you, the you,
they my dog will all waves gone through.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
The only cat who knows where is that?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Hell man?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The body wants to be a cat.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I feel like we could have done without those sound bites.
Will yeah late now in case you're carrious. Comedian Gabriel
Iglesias will host it in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The Fluffy Guy.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Go to Petlover's Choice Awards dot com to nominate your pet.
Although I bet it's really just like a data mining scheme.
Probably did you know a lot of these job offers
being offered on Like you could apply to a dozen jobs,
twenty jobs, and no one will call you back, and
you think it's because you suck or because your name's
like Kowana or something like that. But part of the
reason they're now calling you back is some of them
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aren't even real jobs.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, they're not even the real Yeah, just making stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
They're just trying to get your personal information. It's called
it's a data mining scheme and then they sell it
to China.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Have you guys seen the footage the video footage of
the camel in the Houston church that that got a
little feisty.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Which church?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
That's why I wanted to know, because the headline just
says Houston Megachurch and they didn't Joel. It was a
Champion Forrest Baptist Church.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
So not Joel.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Officials in the in the church say they regret the
unexpected incident. A woman was hospitalized after getting kicked in
the face by a real life camel.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
It was part of their Christmas presentation and they thought
bringing a giant camel into the congregation would would really
add some authentic authenticity to their Nativity scene. And then
the next thing you know, this person's getting kicked in
the face.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But that sucks. I hope. I'm glad I didn't get
kicked in the face by a camel.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, camel can put a pretty good fight.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Well, there's a great lesson to be learned here is
that exactly? You should have gone to a Catholic church.
Oh yeah, we don't mess with camels at church.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Sorry, this is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I just watched this video and it is tugging on
my heart strings. I gotta remind people if you don't
know what to get a family member, or maybe you
don't want to spend a ton of money, or maybe
you want to save a little bit of money on
a Christmas gift, but also teach your kids a valuable lesson.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Well, this sounds like the present's gonna suck if it
teaches lessons.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Were not adopt a dog bill. Yeah, now, at first
you can give it to somebody.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well your kid. Okay, your kid doesn't have a dog.
You give them a puppy for Christmas. They say they're
gonna take COVID, but you know they don't. They say
they're gonna feed it twice day. They're gonna take it
for walks. You know they're gonna make it. They won't
them kids.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Billy had As the parent, you're supposed to make them
do it. You're supposed to make stuff. I just watched
this video the moment a rescue dog realized he had
found his forever home with a yard and two boys
to play with, got captured on camera. Megan Whitrick, is
a dog trainer who specializes in behavior modification, took to
social media to share footage of the moment her new
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rescue dog, Echo realized he wasn't going back to the shelter.
Wyrick's husband works for the Coastguard flying see one thirty
airplanes Billy Yet. Last summer, the family moved to Akiok.
It's a village located on Alaska's picturesque Coda Kodiak Islands,
and it was an exciting change for the family.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
But sadly, something, or rather someone was missing. Is it
a grizzly bear? Bill a Bong a grizzly bears everywore.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Bill a Bong is a thirteen year old rescue dog.
Their beloved dog had passed away unexpectedly in March, so
those plans quickly went out the window. After the family
moved to Akiok, getting a new dog, that is. But
then when they got there, they realized Alaska's got dogs too,
so they went to go meet with somebody that was
fostering dogs and the kids, the two little boys just
fell in love with a four legged friend, and a
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small local shelter helped them find their new buddy. She
would come to be. That dog would be known as Echo.
Echo now lives with these two little boys. And we
just watched a video of the dog realizing he gets
to leave the shelter, and he he was stoked.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
It could be that they said this is your forever
home and the dog understood what they meant, or it
could be they tossed it a treat.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Either way, that dog was a happy boy.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, we liked watching the video, and you know what,
you know who else liked it, those little boys and
the dog and the parents because now they can teach
their kids' responsibility.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, that's right, that's what they're gonna do. For sure.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
We have a creat animal shelter in our city called
Citizens for Animal Protection, But obviously we're on the radio
all over the country, so that animal shelter might not
exist where you live. That's okay, there's animal shelters everywhere.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
We were passing out thank you earlier and we can
ever get around to think it everybody. This was like
one of them speeches at the award show. You're always
gonna get cut off. We got, you know, time consideration
and never gonna think anything. But we got an email
here said maybe y'all awesome, some bitches, be sure and
thank the men and women of Brown not University ups,
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ups drivers, and he says, and all the other inferior
delivery services as well, because we out here busting our
asses fourteen hour days to make Christmas happy for millions
of Americans all over the country and the world. Merry
Christmas and Happy New Year to y'all.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Mister Away, is that why you always tell women at
a bar, let's see what Brown can do for you.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I always say that, and sometimes they know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I was wondering why you said, because he likes upis Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Like getting stuff for criminals. Yeah, I like my presence. Well,
so happened.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I have a lot of camel experts listening to us.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I had no idea. Now, you know, if you spent
a few years in the military recently, you might have
spent some time over in the desert like some of
our listeners do.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
This.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Gus says he did spend some time around camels, and
they're just nasty. They're just mean, nasty creatures. If you'd
have checked with us, we would have showed you why
it would have been wrong to bring it into your church,
because they spit a lot besides kick in the face.
And then there's somebody else wrote in said trying to
find out how to buy tickets that comedy show Kenny
was talking about.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You'll click on a link on any one of our
social media accounts says you can't find it me app.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It's not in the app social media, not the show app.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Go to the Walton Johnson Facebook page or the Walton
and Johnson Instagram or the Twitter account, or go to
Kenny Webster's Twitter or Facebook or Instagram and you will
find a link. You can also go to jessesfunny dot com,
or you could go to the Docy Doe.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Just go there on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I'll tell you what if I just mosing on up
to the Dosey Doe front door and said, hey, uh
can I commonium?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It is not sold out yet.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'll just tell you that I was looking at it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
It's close.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
We've done a lot of comedy shows in Texas this
year in Houston area, and I don't know, I think
some people not just realize this is an extra special
comedy show. It's not going to be anything like the others.
Just because you saw the others doesn't mean you already
saw the show. Yeah, this was completely different anyway, Speaking
of camels in your church, leaders of a large Catholic
organization responded to openly gay, left wing pundit Rachel Maadow,
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saying she's returned to Catholicism despite a career of sharing
views contrary to the church's feelings teaching.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
But the Catholics are all excited. Are you guys just giddy?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We don't want her, I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
The MSNBC host recently told a live audience that the
election of Pope Leo the fourteenth has played a large
role in her returning to her childhood faith. I don't
know why Pope Leo is not as so called as
not the so called progressive that Pope Francis was. He's
not like a maga Republican or anything like that, but
he is a Republican and he does say that we
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should enforce immigration laws.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
This is probably a bad time to bring this up,
because I know we have to go here real soon. Sure,
but I just read a headline that said the United
States has just approved an eleven billion dollar weapons package
for Taiwan.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Maybe that's something.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Sure has nothing to do with anything.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's it's probably no big deal, right, Is Taiwan going
to pay us for that? Or are we paying for that?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We're giving them eleven billion dollars worth of weapons.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I don't want to give it to him.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
What would possibly be the reason for some something like
that to China. It's just the largest in history, that's all.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I don't want to go to war with Venezuela. I
don't want to go to war with Iran. I don't
want to go to war with China. I don't want
to go to war with Russia.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
A little about Somalia, I don't feel about that.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I don't want to try to fix the Mid East.
I don't want to try to fix Africa until we
figure out how to get clean water in Flint, Michigan,
or Monroe, Louisiana, or Fresno, California, until we figure out
a way to feed all the kids at the public
schools around the country. We can't be buying weapons anymore
for these Third World crap holes.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So going to war against Somalia, maybe the ones here
first might be the way to get back on track.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Isn't that what they always say.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
They're like, if we just fix this one country, our
country will be better.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
We could give it a shot, give it a shot,
you first, I guess Okay, I'm always first.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
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Speaker 4 (16:04):
If you get busy between now and Christmas, I don't
have enough time to tune in for the show. If
you're traveling or you just got a lot of work
to do, just want to say.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
It's time to say bye bye, billy head.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Don't forget boys and girls too, eat it every day.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
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Speaker 1 (16:28):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
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No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
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Buy things there. Johnson dot com. What's not to love
All right, mister oh, didn't want to say something about
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the song I am.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is from the movie Holiday Inn.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And this is with White Christmas. I'm guessing because you
call my name, I don't know. I always have to
ask a little well, white criminals.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
White Christmas is in the movie. And this is also
in the movie, this uh one minute to midnight song.
Actually it's called Let's start the New Year right, And
then they're supposed to make out it kissing at the
you know, they.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Weren't making out.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
They were just having a little smoochy time, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
But then there's that song in there where they perform
in blackface, and we all know if that's so offensive
that we need to cancel other songs in the movie.
How is it that an entire hotel chain named after
this movie is allowed to exist.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We've got to shut her down right now, this very minute.
You put the word out. You can't go back to
the Howard Johnson's No.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
More No No the Holiday Inn.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Holiday Inn. Okay, that's the name of the movie too.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
What is Howard Johnson? It's an old hotel, No No No.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Holiday Inn Is was jokingly named after the movie that
had come out years earlier.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And now we have to shut it down.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I mean, obviously we have to shut it down. This
is really offensive.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Guys, Well, well to do will to buy it? Well,
let's pull all money together and buy this down trodden
old you can't be named holiday inn, no mo, and
then we turn it around. So turn around, that's where
you make your money.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, first we have to explain everybody that going to
that hotel. Yeah, so we can tank the stock price,
and then just.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
What I'm talking about, and then that stock price, and
then we bully them into selling us all their assets.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Might not happen today. Market actually look like it's going
strong right now. Of course yesterday was down, today be up.
But you don't know what the next day bring.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But that's just because hotel con consumers goers, they don't know.
They don't know once they know, it's going to be different.
This is why I've been going to the devil Tree
this whole time. That's in the cookies. I mean, honestly,
it was pretty much just the cookies. But I'm gonna
tell people it was this because it makes it sound
like I'm woke.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Well, now that we're wakening up to things, let's don't
forget to thank Cameroon.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I know it's a little.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Late, but I don't think we ever say nice enough
things about the African nation of Cameroon. But back during
the Great Depression here in America in nineteen thirty one,
the West African country of Cameroon sent New York money
in hunger relief.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Because we were over here.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You know, many of us were people then were dying
because of the depression. Sure, Cameroon, I don't know if
they sent cash or if they wrote the check. There's
three dollars and seventy seven cents in hunger relief. Now,
if you go buy today's standards with inflation, that adds
up to almost sixty seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What do they think we were going to do with
that money back then? Buy food? Wow?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, I don't know what you were going to get
for three dollars seventy seven cents back in the nineteen thirties,
But sixty seven dollars today buy you a pretty good
sized bag of rice.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Maybe it was a lot in Cameroon. Maybe maybe they
really thought they were alving us. So thank you, even
if it's the thought that counts, and the three dollars,
all right, well, while we're doing the news about obscure stuff,
neighbors in Colorado came together to argue with their hoa
over a twenty eight foot tall inflatable Santa. They said
(03:15):
it should be allowed to be exhibited in someone's yard.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'm already gonna just go be on Santa Claus's side
on this one.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'm gonna pick Santa Claus. What do you mean, oh,
to keep the inflatable?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
The hoa says he's got to go right say no.
It can easily be seen near the entrance to the development.
Here's the homeowner, Dora Flores, and one of her neighbors
who has a problem with it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Play the audio and.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
We saved up money throughout the year to be able
to purchase Santa.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
My daughter, being autistic and nonverbal, the first thing out
of her mouth was wow.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
We were very bummed and sad to know that we
were gonna have to bring him down, and I decided
to advocate for Santa. We now have a reindeer across
the street looking at Santa.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I won't take it down. They're trying to steal Christmas.
Not gonna get it.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
A phone call from upper management saying that they had
made a mistake and Santa can stay.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You gotta admit it is pretty big. We're looking at
a photo of it now. It's bigger than the houses.
It's looking at you over the fences.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I like it. It don't stay too well.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
It's a Christmas decoration during Christmas time. Why would they care.
It's not like they have it up in July or so.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't think it's going to be there much longer,
is it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I did think it was interesting how they played the
autistic kid card. Yeah, you know, you go with what
you got, because nowadays it feels like everybody's autistic. I
mean that's like everyone tells me they have a little autism.
Everyone tells me that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
How do you I don't know how the doctors can tell,
But how do you know when they're autistic?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
They tell me?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Isn't it something to do with trains sometimes?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Or grilled cheese or something? Sometimes they're just really good
at memorizing numbers.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I like trains and grilled cheese. Yeah, well, yeah, there
you go, me too. I like trains and grilled cheese.
Stee and thank you now.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Police out in California, they didn't care for this little
Christmas spirit said this saw a box set up outside.
The sign said Merry Christmas, free weed.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I was just looking at this story and part of
what upset people about it is they placed it on.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
A sidewalk near a high school.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And was it real?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Wead next there were glass jars filled with marijuana. Yeah,
that Buddah Hill has given away their weed in California.
I guess they just have so much weed they can
afford to give it away.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
The holidays can be so stressful, said the police. But
leaving a box of free marijuana is not how you
spread here in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
There are some neighbors in the cops who confiscated the
free pot. I'm kind of disappointed I didn't make it
here before the cops.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's in a high school too.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
That is crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
There's some funny, funny people around here.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I say, there sure is a criminal aspect to trying
to give out marijuana. Obviously illegal to try and distribute
marijuana to anybody under the age of twenty one.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
We've done pretty well. There's not a lot of trees left,
but I don't know if we can connect it to
the other greenery. If you will it's that time of
the year to be merry. But maybe not that way
around the high school.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Maybe if there's in a different circumstance where there's just
adults around.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't sound like it's illegal until
the teenagers became a.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Hey, if anybody under twenty one came by and grabbed
it up, that's their prime, not the guy who's offering
it for free.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Actually, I kind of agree with you. It does sound like.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
They're old enough to know that they're not old enough.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It's not illegal to just offer somebody a cocktail, right,
But I mean, hey, would you like a beer?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm seventeen. Oh I'm sorry I didn't know. Yeah, yeah,
same kind of thing. You you let me know you're underage. Right.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Are you guys going to nominate your dog or cat
for the first ever Pet Lover's Choice Award.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I've already nominated your pet as well, really, Milton, Yeah,
well that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I would nominate Winston as well, our Colorado dog for
the week.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, he's up here this week, just hanging out with
what a good boy? Look at a good boy?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
The first ever? He does love that yet, but just
starts wiggling and he's British. I like him. I don't
normally like British people.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Sure you don't take to the britz.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Weel, yeah, I don't like him.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
The first ever Pet Lover's Choice Awards will be held
in February and you can enter your dog or your
cat in a number of categories.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Catgory. Yeah, oh you didn't even you won't even trying
to out.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Do as much as I know the you, the you,
they my dog will all waves gone through.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
The only cat who knows where is that?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Hell man?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The body wants to be a cat.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I feel like we could have done without those sound bites.
Will yeah late now in case you're carrious. Comedian Gabriel
Iglesias will host it in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The Fluffy Guy.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Go to Petlover's Choice Awards dot com to nominate your pet.
Although I bet it's really just like a data mining scheme.
Probably did you know a lot of these job offers
being offered on Like you could apply to a dozen jobs,
twenty jobs, and no one will call you back, and
you think it's because you suck or because your name's
like Kowana or something like that. But part of the
reason they're now calling you back is some of them
(07:51):
aren't even real jobs.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, they're not even the real Yeah, just making stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
They're just trying to get your personal information. It's called
it's a data mining scheme and then they sell it
to China.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Have you guys seen the footage the video footage of
the camel in the Houston church that that got a
little feisty.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Which church?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
That's why I wanted to know, because the headline just
says Houston Megachurch and they didn't Joel. It was a
Champion Forrest Baptist Church.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
So not Joel.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Officials in the in the church say they regret the
unexpected incident. A woman was hospitalized after getting kicked in
the face by a real life camel.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
It was part of their Christmas presentation and they thought
bringing a giant camel into the congregation would would really
add some authentic authenticity to their Nativity scene. And then
the next thing you know, this person's getting kicked in
the face.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But that sucks. I hope. I'm glad I didn't get
kicked in the face by a camel.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, camel can put a pretty good fight.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Well, there's a great lesson to be learned here is
that exactly? You should have gone to a Catholic church.
Oh yeah, we don't mess with camels at church.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Sorry, this is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I just watched this video and it is tugging on
my heart strings. I gotta remind people if you don't
know what to get a family member, or maybe you
don't want to spend a ton of money, or maybe
you want to save a little bit of money on
a Christmas gift, but also teach your kids a valuable lesson.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Well, this sounds like the present's gonna suck if it
teaches lessons.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Were not adopt a dog bill. Yeah, now, at first
you can give it to somebody.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well your kid. Okay, your kid doesn't have a dog.
You give them a puppy for Christmas. They say they're
gonna take COVID, but you know they don't. They say
they're gonna feed it twice day. They're gonna take it
for walks. You know they're gonna make it. They won't
them kids.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Billy had As the parent, you're supposed to make them
do it. You're supposed to make stuff. I just watched
this video the moment a rescue dog realized he had
found his forever home with a yard and two boys
to play with, got captured on camera. Megan Whitrick, is
a dog trainer who specializes in behavior modification, took to
social media to share footage of the moment her new
(10:01):
rescue dog, Echo realized he wasn't going back to the shelter.
Wyrick's husband works for the Coastguard flying see one thirty
airplanes Billy Yet. Last summer, the family moved to Akiok.
It's a village located on Alaska's picturesque Coda Kodiak Islands,
and it was an exciting change for the family.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
But sadly, something, or rather someone was missing. Is it
a grizzly bear? Bill a Bong a grizzly bears everywore.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Bill a Bong is a thirteen year old rescue dog.
Their beloved dog had passed away unexpectedly in March, so
those plans quickly went out the window. After the family
moved to Akiok, getting a new dog, that is. But
then when they got there, they realized Alaska's got dogs too,
so they went to go meet with somebody that was
fostering dogs and the kids, the two little boys just
fell in love with a four legged friend, and a
(10:47):
small local shelter helped them find their new buddy. She
would come to be. That dog would be known as Echo.
Echo now lives with these two little boys. And we
just watched a video of the dog realizing he gets
to leave the shelter, and he he was stoked.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
It could be that they said this is your forever
home and the dog understood what they meant, or it
could be they tossed it a treat.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Either way, that dog was a happy boy.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, we liked watching the video, and you know what,
you know who else liked it, those little boys and
the dog and the parents because now they can teach
their kids' responsibility.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, that's right, that's what they're gonna do. For sure.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
We have a creat animal shelter in our city called
Citizens for Animal Protection, But obviously we're on the radio
all over the country, so that animal shelter might not
exist where you live. That's okay, there's animal shelters everywhere.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
We were passing out thank you earlier and we can
ever get around to think it everybody. This was like
one of them speeches at the award show. You're always
gonna get cut off. We got, you know, time consideration
and never gonna think anything. But we got an email
here said maybe y'all awesome, some bitches, be sure and
thank the men and women of Brown not University ups,
(11:55):
ups drivers, and he says, and all the other inferior
delivery services as well, because we out here busting our
asses fourteen hour days to make Christmas happy for millions
of Americans all over the country and the world. Merry
Christmas and Happy New Year to y'all.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Mister Away, is that why you always tell women at
a bar, let's see what Brown can do for you.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I always say that, and sometimes they know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I was wondering why you said, because he likes upis Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Like getting stuff for criminals. Yeah, I like my presence. Well,
so happened.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I have a lot of camel experts listening to us.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I had no idea. Now, you know, if you spent
a few years in the military recently, you might have
spent some time over in the desert like some of
our listeners do.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
This.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Gus says he did spend some time around camels, and
they're just nasty. They're just mean, nasty creatures. If you'd
have checked with us, we would have showed you why
it would have been wrong to bring it into your church,
because they spit a lot besides kick in the face.
And then there's somebody else wrote in said trying to
find out how to buy tickets that comedy show Kenny
was talking about.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You'll click on a link on any one of our
social media accounts says you can't find it me app.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It's not in the app social media, not the show app.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Go to the Walton Johnson Facebook page or the Walton
and Johnson Instagram or the Twitter account, or go to
Kenny Webster's Twitter or Facebook or Instagram and you will
find a link. You can also go to jessesfunny dot com,
or you could go to the Docy Doe.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Just go there on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I'll tell you what if I just mosing on up
to the Dosey Doe front door and said, hey, uh
can I commonium?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It is not sold out yet.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'll just tell you that I was looking at it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
It's close.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
We've done a lot of comedy shows in Texas this
year in Houston area, and I don't know, I think
some people not just realize this is an extra special
comedy show. It's not going to be anything like the others.
Just because you saw the others doesn't mean you already
saw the show. Yeah, this was completely different anyway, Speaking
of camels in your church, leaders of a large Catholic
organization responded to openly gay, left wing pundit Rachel Maadow,
(13:55):
saying she's returned to Catholicism despite a career of sharing
views contrary to the church's feelings teaching.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
But the Catholics are all excited. Are you guys just giddy?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
We don't want her, I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
The MSNBC host recently told a live audience that the
election of Pope Leo the fourteenth has played a large
role in her returning to her childhood faith. I don't
know why Pope Leo is not as so called as
not the so called progressive that Pope Francis was. He's
not like a maga Republican or anything like that, but
he is a Republican and he does say that we
(14:27):
should enforce immigration laws.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
This is probably a bad time to bring this up,
because I know we have to go here real soon. Sure,
but I just read a headline that said the United
States has just approved an eleven billion dollar weapons package
for Taiwan.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Maybe that's something.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Sure has nothing to do with anything.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's it's probably no big deal, right, Is Taiwan going
to pay us for that? Or are we paying for that?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We're giving them eleven billion dollars worth of weapons.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I don't want to give it to him.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
What would possibly be the reason for some something like
that to China. It's just the largest in history, that's all.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I don't want to go to war with Venezuela. I
don't want to go to war with Iran. I don't
want to go to war with China. I don't want
to go to war with Russia.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
A little about Somalia, I don't feel about that.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I don't want to try to fix the Mid East.
I don't want to try to fix Africa until we
figure out how to get clean water in Flint, Michigan,
or Monroe, Louisiana, or Fresno, California, until we figure out
a way to feed all the kids at the public
schools around the country. We can't be buying weapons anymore
for these Third World crap holes.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So going to war against Somalia, maybe the ones here
first might be the way to get back on track.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Isn't that what they always say.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
They're like, if we just fix this one country, our
country will be better.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
We could give it a shot, give it a shot,
you first, I guess Okay, I'm always first.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Anyway, if you haven't already gone and gotten tickets, we'll
see you this Saturday night at the Dosey Dough. Download
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Speaker 4 (16:04):
If you get busy between now and Christmas, I don't
have enough time to tune in for the show. If
you're traveling or you just got a lot of work
to do, just want to say.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
It's time to say bye bye, billy head.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Don't forget boys and girls too, eat it every day.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Good for you. That means you listened all the way
to the end.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
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Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
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