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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nobody wants to be sad on Christmas. That's when everybody
deserves to be somebody with someone that they love. Who
will you be with this year for the holidays, mister, Oh, well, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Gonna be with the people I love. You know, that's
all about love and food. Food. I'm gonna be with
some people to cook good too, absolutely, man, My people
can cook, you know, that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And do you know what her name is yet? Not
yet no, but you'll find out pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Huh. By the way, all this talk about food and
Thanksgiving and the holidays and everything has has brought us
up to what's well, two days away from Brown Friday.
This is exciting times.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm sorry. Brown Friday, which is yeah, Black Friday. I've heard,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is the report from the nation's plumbers on Brown Friday. Yeah,
the most clogged city in America on Friday, the day
after all the big eating is Salt Lake City. Really,
but your house, the Mormon and you and your town
(01:00):
will probably a lot of you may have to get
a plumber on the line during the holiday weekend. It's
a little tricky, so you know, get the best plumber
in your town. They should call the plumber we endorse
on this radio That's what I'm thinking, because it is
a well with all the eating going on, it's a
(01:22):
high traffic plumbing situation. You see what I'm saying. Oh,
I get it, we get it. Yeah, Brown Friday, that's clever.
Did you come up with that?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Billy?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Was that your thing or some real thing? Just plumbers
always have a report. It's called the Brown Friday Report.
There's a Brown Friday. What news are you reading? You
don't know many plumbers, do you? You got to hang
out with more plumbers? Can you know? That's the backbone
of America? Really?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You know a couple of plumbers. You know, I rode
motorcycles and fluent in private airplanes with the plumbers that
advertise on this radio show.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yesterday, Trump pardon them two turkey's waddle and gobble, Yeah,
And he had to go back and u undo the
pardon that Joe Biden gave two turkeys last year with
the auto pen because it was a Nola void. And
then he re pardoned. Uh, peaches and herb that was
that was a couple of turkeys from from last year.
(02:17):
So what do you think they should have been called peaches?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And cream.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That would have been good. It would have been better, right,
And peaches and herb? I'm not sure right though, there
wasn't nothing. I don't say anything.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Why what did you think it was? It was peaches
of herb? Right, that's last year's turkeys. No, why are
you looking at him?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm just saying I don't know that that's one hundred accurate.
But it doesn't matter that the turkeys were Pardon, that's
what's important.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Right, It was peaches and something. What's peaches in herb?
Is that a black R and B group? Why is
there a confusion here?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well? You ate? Oh you're gonna tell me you ain't
never heard of peaches in herb. We got to stop
the show and dedicate the next hour and a half,
two hour, maybe just listened to the entire catalog because
peach is a herb. They could bring it Burl.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, it's peaches and cream one twelve and doctor Dre.
Everyone knows that. Oh that's that may be a different thing.
Hang on, I think I have something in our system here?
Is that it peaches and herb?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well does it say peaches and a herb on the
record when it's been around and a round like that. Yeah,
it's hard to read because it's been Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I'm playing vinyl because it's nineteen seventy eight, so that's correct.
Mister Kenneth was mister Kenneth. What were the turkey's called?
I feel like we've detoorred from.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
The actually peaches and something else. It might have been cream.
I don't know. I just don't think it was named
after the recording duo. Well, we all agree that gobble
is hilarious, right, Yeah, then Waddle and Gobble. The turkey's
name was gobble. Come on, that's so funny. All right.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So yesterday at the White House here was Donald Trump
with Gobble and Waddle, and this stupid computer's freezing up again.
I think I'm just doing too much with it.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm live streaming while you're asking too much of this
ancient piece of equipment. Oh the turkeys. Okay, the audio
is not very good. So he got a good laugh
because it gobbled it just the right time.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Malania and the President here pardoning Gobble. That is hilarious
that it's called gobble, you know, Gobble. That's a funny name.
Gobble gobble. Anyway, so that turkey gets to live at
least for at least until crash Man. Some one will
probably eat it then. I don't dislike turkey, I just
don't get excited about it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Peaches or is peach and blossom I believe is the
correct pronunciation of the turkey's name, not Herb.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I guess Peaches and Crane would have still better if
his peaches at herb, you know, and Herb really never
got his, do you know?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Because Peach is kind of she shines so bright. What
you're gonna do?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Is that a song? I don't understand any of these references.
I don't know because you're you're.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Young like me, and we don't get a lot of
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Aren't you the same age as him?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No? God knows.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
A crew of sophisticated porch pirates used insider information to
track FedEx deliveries and swipe hundreds of valuable packages.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Wait wait, insider information. You can just follow a truck
down the street. It's got a giant sign that says
FedEx on both sides. You can't miss it. How is
that inside information? Yeah, you follow the fed Ex trup.
When the guy gets back in and runs down the
road a little ways, you hop out and go get
the package off the porch.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Well, I think they were trying to get specific packages,
and they kind of wanted to know what they were
taking because sometimes you might end up with scented candles tied.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
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and you don't need it in a hurry, you could
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I was just gonna say, tide Pod. I was gonna say,
told you I ordered tide pods on Amazon. When my
little thing's getting low, I look in there and I'm like,
all right, take my phone out.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
What's the last three things that you got delivered from Amazon?
That movie? Email us? Well at Jonathon dot com. We'll
find out.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Do you want to play that game right now? I'll
play it with you. Head on a second. All right, orders,
let's see. The last three things I ordered were an
SD memory card, pre Workout, Beyond draw Lent Volume two,
Gummy Bear flavor. I got probiotic tide pods Creatine.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Hmm, that's different from mine. What's yours? Well? I got
a new set of jumper cables. You got jumper cables?
How many sets of jumper cables do you own more
than one. Obviously, a new barn door. Okay, yeah, I
mean you can go down and you know, get the
(06:37):
lumber and build you a door. But I didn't want
it to rot. It's because you know, on the outside
getting wet and stuff. So I got one that won't rot.
They say, we'll see. Yeah. And the third item was
stuff to dump in the pond to keep it clean.
Oh it's not that exciting. Well, but I'm hoping for better.
No one said it was going to be. It's Amazon
(06:57):
dot com. Mine's mostly work related stuff, you know. Mine's
mostly of cleaning products and pre workout. That's what I
and some stuff from my studio. Hey, someone in the
comment section of our live stream here is asking about
the singer who got gunned down. There's two interesting.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Stories we didn't get to yesterday that were interesting but
not interesting enough.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
To make talking about the de la Rossa.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
A young woman was shot dead in Northridge, Los Angeles.
Her name is Maria Dayla Russi. She's a very beautiful
Hispanic woman, twenty two year old Latin artist struck by
gunfire and what is described as an ambush style killing.
It doesn't sound like they robbed her. It certainly doesn't
sound like they raped her. They just ran up and
like took their guns out. Boo boo boo, she's dead now.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Wow. I felt like I was at war there for
a minute. It really felt so realistic.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Witnesses saw two males run up to a park vehicle
and fire multiple rounds, hitting three people sitting in the car.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
She was one of them. Oh so they don't know
that she was necessarily targeted. She was in the car
with two other people. Either of the other two could
have been who they were trying to kill, but they figured, well,
we might'll just choot them all.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It certainly sounds like either she was involved in organized
crime or her homeboys were.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It could have been one of those things where she
might have been an innocent girlfriend of a guy and
they were trying to send a message. Yeah, see that
in a show. I don't know if you watch a
Mayor of Kingstown or not, there's a lot of those
messages sent. They'll just kill somebody because she's just you know, dating,
or a family member or something of somebody they really
(08:30):
don't like. The Italian mob would always put a horse's
head in your back. Always. They did that a hundred
times if they did it once.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Here's what I never understand about that, Billy d How
many horses heads do you have laying around that you
could just do this all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Is there just like a pile of dead horses heads
in your house? That's what's suspicious about Hollywood to me.
I don't think they're always that accurate.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Right, you know, I'm beginning to wonder, like, where are
you getting all these dead horses from? Is it just
because someone's getting notice if their horse is dead, especially
if the head's missing on it. I'm just saying, you know,
what they do with the horse meat afterwards? Did they waste?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah? Is it in Campbell's soup? Now? What did they
send it to France like they do all the other
dead horses.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Some people might feel uncomfortable eating a dead horse, but
it's a leaner, healthier meat than what most of us
have been eating this whole time.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Absolutely, you know I've been eating, and it's probably part
of the reason why I was able to crush two
of my prs yesterday.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's right, And that's the story about De la Rossa. Yeah,
that's it. Yeah, Yeah, football on women set at the table?
Why can't every day be Thanksgiving? Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
This reminds me. I'm glad you played that song because
it reminds me of what's going on tomorrow in New
York City. This is so exciting. New York City is,
(09:42):
of course, hosting the nighty ninth annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day
Parade tomorrow, and part of the entertainment is the group
Foreigner not I don't know if they're going to be marching,
you know, as a band, because parades move, you know,
or if they're going to be riding on a float,
be like Ferris Bueller and they'll play all their hits,
(10:04):
or maybe they're gonna be on a stage somewhere and
the only people get to see that, or you know,
people that you know royalty and.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I'm gonna climb out of the live here and guess
it's gonna be pre recorded their lips singing.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I don't know, they're not gonna play live. That too
impressive is that they have a new front man for
Foreigner now, because you know, the band's old and some
people are no longer with us. Uh Luis Maldonado is
the new lead singer of for it. No, I think
you think I'm making that up. No, I just saw
him on TV Luis Maldonado. And wait until you hear
(10:36):
his version of Jukebox Hero.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And what is it?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Why are you saying it? Like?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Why you say?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
He is Hispanic and he can't help it when he
sings juke Box Hero, he rolls his ours a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You know, I was surprised they added an accordion and
some trumpets to the band.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I gotta it added a little extra spice, if you will. Yeah,
duke by Hero with stars in her oh hose. It's
a different take, but I think it's still gonna please
foreigner fans. I do love her o hose, so we've
always loved her o hos. How many how many women
do you know? Name Joy?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
There's Joy Reid and Joy Behar. Are neither one of
them Joyful? Anyway? So people name their kids Joy specifically,
I guess to turn them into evil, horrible bitches. It's ironic,
like when you meet a big, fat guy named Tiny.
People do that, but that's usually a nickname. Her actual
name is Joy Well. It's Joy read person.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You familiar with her, not a big fan, She's a
disgraced MSNBC host who hates white people and secretly hates
the gays. According to her now discontinued political news blog
from the early two thousands, she.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Really hates Erica Trump because I know she's white, you know,
and all the privilegion and everything she is now pushing.
I don't know where she does is because.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Eric Trump or Juman Laura Trump. Oh, Erica Kirk, Erica Kirk. Okay,
that makes Marsa said Trump just kind of popped up.
Joy Read is now pushing her deranged conspiracy theory that JD.
Vans is in the process of leaving his wife for
(12:16):
Erica Kirk. It's a pretty common conspiracy theory among people
on show. This woman's husband was married seventy five days ago.
Give her take.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay, and these women, her and a couple others are
making these scandalous sexual rumors to defame her, also saying
that she can't wear regular clothes or smile. She can't
do any of that either. Okay, we got the SoundBite here,
let me play It motivates them so they can't have
(12:46):
the successor to Maga be the guy with the brown
Hindu wife. They're also Christian nationalists.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Do we get that William hit the dump?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Please thank you that white lady said a bad word.
You can't have that. You wouldn't expecting to her as
they you thought the black girl was, didn't you. No,
I didn't want any of them to say it. That's
why we had to take it out of there.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, okay, anyway we had.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
That is pretty rude even if it were true, if
it turned out to be, It's still rude to speculate
about someone's marital health or about how much someone loved
or does not love and care for their recently murdered husband.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So, yeah, she can no longer smile or wear normal
clothing because she is supposed to be in mourning and
jd Vance is now expected to be the guy that's
taken over for Charlie Kirk, but he's not. So that's
another point that really doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Why would the Trump why would jd Vance care who's
in charge of Turning Point U. I say the conspiracy
theory that JD Vance and Erica Kirk are going to
take over Turning Point U say together and have a
love affair. It's not so much that they believe that
it's that they want to believe that it's too it's
so salacious and they have to just.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Come up with the most horrible things they can say
because the other side, because the whole conspiracy theory is
based off two things.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
They briefly hugged each other on stage, and Erica touched
the top of JD Vance's head. Oh boy. Now there's
lots of videos of her on the internet touching lots
of people's heads when she hugs them.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
That's how she hugs. There's a lot of videos of
this and women.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And then a comment jd Vance made about how he
wanted his wife to convert to Christianity, which was a
weird thing to say.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
And the fact that she's brown and that Jad will
probably be running for president next and you know how
you know brown women can really Yeah, nobody in the
MAGA movement is going to vote for a guy with
a brown wife. That's that's what they actually want you
to believe.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
But they already did. She's already vice president. That we've
already voted for this guy and his and his foreign
wife or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't think they think any of it's true. They
just want it to be true, because to them, they
are they're look at their own lives are so sad
and boring. They're like, oh, let's reflect, let's let's uh,
let's project onto these people are our own disparities.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And what's what's accomplished for any of this? Nothing? What
does it mean? Nothing? What?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
And what happens when it doesn't end up happening? Do
they walk it back and go, oh, I guess they
changed them.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Oh no, they'll never address it again. And as far
as what is accomplished by this, I think it just
pleases their base. Yeah, they're they're lunatic Left voters were
very happy when they hear this kind of stuff. Something
else we never had time to get to yesterday was
Tara Reid, actress. Tara Reid, not Joe Biden's accuser of
sexual misconduct. Uh huh. Their names are pronounced the same
(15:45):
but spelled different.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Anyway. Tara Reid says she was at a hotel outside
of Chicago or early Sunday morning when someone slipped.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
A drug in her drink.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You were outside a hotel with a drink Sunday morning, Sunday,
more like a bar at the hotel, you know. Anyway,
there's a bar, there's order to drink. There's a video
of them taking her out on a stretcher. Paramedis took
her to a nearby hospital. I'll believe her, but I
will say she does sort of have a history of
(16:16):
unpredictable behavior. Right. She checked it into her room at
the hotel in Rosemont late Saturday, the technically not Chicago,
it's the suburbs, went downstairs for a cigarette and a smoke.
A cigarette and a drink, I'm sorry, she says. She
went to the bar, ordered to drink, and then made
her way outside to smoke a cigarette. She tells TMZ
she ran into a bunch of YouTubers in the lobby
and one of them went outside with her to smoke.
(16:39):
When she went back inside and returned to the bar,
she says her drink, a glass of wine was covered
with a napkin, and she says she didn't place the
napkin there. She says she removed the napkin and drank
from the glass. Terra says the next thing she remember,
she was in the hospital. I believe her because you know,
she doesn't sound like she wanted to be well.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, but she's also quite unpredictable because there's a fifty
to fifty chance here that that's not what happened. But
I believe her.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I do.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That's a sad story. Have you ever, guys, ever heard
of an angel shot?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Do you know what an angel shot is?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
What? It's a angel shot?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Can he If a woman is at a bar and
she's being harassed by a man, she can lean over
to the bartender and say, I'll have an angel shot,
and that tells the bartender that she needs help the
guy sexually harassing her and making her uncomfortable. Now here's
what I wonder, And this is I'm not the first
ask this question.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Couldn't she just scream at him like a Democrat or something?
I'd probably make him run away too, sick, I guys, Yeah,
you know, like Joy Reid knows two other girls that
were in that little show right there that they were doing.
The only thing those three women were missing was a
cauldron for them to stand around. That's that's the kind
of evil witches that are in the Democrat Party. Yeah, okay,
(17:46):
but angel shot, not to angel shot. You order that
and then somebody comes to your rescue. Do they call
the cops or do they eighty sixth the guy. What happens, Well,
what happens if the bartender doesn't know what it is?
That's a good question, you know what I mean? Like,
what if you order the Angel Shot and the bartender
looks at him like, Huh, I don't know what's that?
What's that Angel shot? And he's honest when you go, uh,
it's some way to get this creep off of my leg. Well,
(18:08):
if it works, it works, I guess yeah. Turkey giving
thanks Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
Nobody wants to be sad on Christmas. That's when everybody
deserves to be somebody with someone that they love. Who
will you be with this year for the holidays, mister, Oh, well, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Gonna be with the people I love. You know, that's
all about love and food. Food. I'm gonna be with
some people to cook good too, absolutely, man, My people
can cook, you know, that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And do you know what her name is yet? Not
yet no, but you'll find out pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Huh. By the way, all this talk about food and
Thanksgiving and the holidays and everything has has brought us
up to what's well, two days away from Brown Friday.
This is exciting times.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm sorry. Brown Friday, which is yeah, Black Friday. I've heard,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is the report from the nation's plumbers on Brown Friday. Yeah,
the most clogged city in America on Friday, the day
after all the big eating is Salt Lake City. Really,
but your house, the Mormon and you and your town
(01:00):
will probably a lot of you may have to get
a plumber on the line during the holiday weekend. It's
a little tricky, so you know, get the best plumber
in your town. They should call the plumber we endorse
on this radio That's what I'm thinking, because it is
a well with all the eating going on, it's a
(01:22):
high traffic plumbing situation. You see what I'm saying. Oh,
I get it, we get it. Yeah, Brown Friday, that's clever.
Did you come up with that?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Billy?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Was that your thing or some real thing? Just plumbers
always have a report. It's called the Brown Friday Report.
There's a Brown Friday. What news are you reading? You
don't know many plumbers, do you? You got to hang
out with more plumbers? Can you know? That's the backbone
of America? Really?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You know a couple of plumbers. You know, I rode
motorcycles and fluent in private airplanes with the plumbers that
advertise on this radio show.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yesterday, Trump pardon them two turkey's waddle and gobble, Yeah,
And he had to go back and u undo the
pardon that Joe Biden gave two turkeys last year with
the auto pen because it was a Nola void. And
then he re pardoned. Uh, peaches and herb that was
that was a couple of turkeys from from last year.
(02:17):
So what do you think they should have been called peaches?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And cream.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
That would have been good. It would have been better, right,
And peaches and herb? I'm not sure right though, there
wasn't nothing. I don't say anything.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Why what did you think it was? It was peaches
of herb? Right, that's last year's turkeys. No, why are
you looking at him?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm just saying I don't know that that's one hundred accurate.
But it doesn't matter that the turkeys were Pardon, that's
what's important.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Right, It was peaches and something. What's peaches in herb?
Is that a black R and B group? Why is
there a confusion here?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well? You ate? Oh you're gonna tell me you ain't
never heard of peaches in herb. We got to stop
the show and dedicate the next hour and a half,
two hour, maybe just listened to the entire catalog because
peach is a herb. They could bring it Burl.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, it's peaches and cream one twelve and doctor Dre.
Everyone knows that. Oh that's that may be a different thing.
Hang on, I think I have something in our system here?
Is that it peaches and herb?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well does it say peaches and a herb on the
record when it's been around and a round like that. Yeah,
it's hard to read because it's been Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I'm playing vinyl because it's nineteen seventy eight, so that's correct.
Mister Kenneth was mister Kenneth. What were the turkey's called?
I feel like we've detoorred from.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
The actually peaches and something else. It might have been cream.
I don't know. I just don't think it was named
after the recording duo. Well, we all agree that gobble
is hilarious, right, Yeah, then Waddle and Gobble. The turkey's
name was gobble. Come on, that's so funny. All right.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So yesterday at the White House here was Donald Trump
with Gobble and Waddle, and this stupid computer's freezing up again.
I think I'm just doing too much with it.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm live streaming while you're asking too much of this
ancient piece of equipment. Oh the turkeys. Okay, the audio
is not very good. So he got a good laugh
because it gobbled it just the right time.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Malania and the President here pardoning Gobble. That is hilarious
that it's called gobble, you know, Gobble. That's a funny name.
Gobble gobble. Anyway, so that turkey gets to live at
least for at least until crash Man. Some one will
probably eat it then. I don't dislike turkey, I just
don't get excited about it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Peaches or is peach and blossom I believe is the
correct pronunciation of the turkey's name, not Herb.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I guess Peaches and Crane would have still better if
his peaches at herb, you know, and Herb really never
got his, do you know?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Because Peach is kind of she shines so bright. What
you're gonna do?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Is that a song? I don't understand any of these references.
I don't know because you're you're.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Young like me, and we don't get a lot of
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Aren't you the same age as him?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No? God knows.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
A crew of sophisticated porch pirates used insider information to
track FedEx deliveries and swipe hundreds of valuable packages.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Wait wait, insider information. You can just follow a truck
down the street. It's got a giant sign that says
FedEx on both sides. You can't miss it. How is
that inside information? Yeah, you follow the fed Ex trup.
When the guy gets back in and runs down the
road a little ways, you hop out and go get
the package off the porch.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Well, I think they were trying to get specific packages,
and they kind of wanted to know what they were
taking because sometimes you might end up with scented candles tied.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
No, Well, times are different now. If you need something
and you don't need it in a hurry, you could
just order it from Amazon. It's cheap delivered tide pods.
I was just gonna say, tide Pod. I was gonna say,
told you I ordered tide pods on Amazon. When my
little thing's getting low, I look in there and I'm like,
all right, take my phone out.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
What's the last three things that you got delivered from Amazon?
That movie? Email us? Well at Jonathon dot com. We'll
find out.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Do you want to play that game right now? I'll
play it with you. Head on a second. All right, orders,
let's see. The last three things I ordered were an
SD memory card, pre Workout, Beyond draw Lent Volume two,
Gummy Bear flavor. I got probiotic tide pods Creatine.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Hmm, that's different from mine. What's yours? Well? I got
a new set of jumper cables. You got jumper cables?
How many sets of jumper cables do you own more
than one. Obviously, a new barn door. Okay, yeah, I
mean you can go down and you know, get the
(06:37):
lumber and build you a door. But I didn't want
it to rot. It's because you know, on the outside
getting wet and stuff. So I got one that won't rot.
They say, we'll see. Yeah. And the third item was
stuff to dump in the pond to keep it clean.
Oh it's not that exciting. Well, but I'm hoping for better.
No one said it was going to be. It's Amazon
(06:57):
dot com. Mine's mostly work related stuff, you know. Mine's
mostly of cleaning products and pre workout. That's what I
and some stuff from my studio. Hey, someone in the
comment section of our live stream here is asking about
the singer who got gunned down. There's two interesting.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Stories we didn't get to yesterday that were interesting but
not interesting enough.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
To make talking about the de la Rossa.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
A young woman was shot dead in Northridge, Los Angeles.
Her name is Maria Dayla Russi. She's a very beautiful
Hispanic woman, twenty two year old Latin artist struck by
gunfire and what is described as an ambush style killing.
It doesn't sound like they robbed her. It certainly doesn't
sound like they raped her. They just ran up and
like took their guns out. Boo boo boo, she's dead now.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Wow. I felt like I was at war there for
a minute. It really felt so realistic.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Witnesses saw two males run up to a park vehicle
and fire multiple rounds, hitting three people sitting in the car.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
She was one of them. Oh so they don't know
that she was necessarily targeted. She was in the car
with two other people. Either of the other two could
have been who they were trying to kill, but they figured, well,
we might'll just choot them all.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It certainly sounds like either she was involved in organized
crime or her homeboys were.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It could have been one of those things where she
might have been an innocent girlfriend of a guy and
they were trying to send a message. Yeah, see that
in a show. I don't know if you watch a
Mayor of Kingstown or not, there's a lot of those
messages sent. They'll just kill somebody because she's just you know, dating,
or a family member or something of somebody they really
(08:30):
don't like. The Italian mob would always put a horse's
head in your back. Always. They did that a hundred
times if they did it once.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Here's what I never understand about that, Billy d How
many horses heads do you have laying around that you
could just do this all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Is there just like a pile of dead horses heads
in your house? That's what's suspicious about Hollywood to me.
I don't think they're always that accurate.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Right, you know, I'm beginning to wonder, like, where are
you getting all these dead horses from? Is it just
because someone's getting notice if their horse is dead, especially
if the head's missing on it. I'm just saying, you know,
what they do with the horse meat afterwards? Did they waste?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah? Is it in Campbell's soup? Now? What did they
send it to France like they do all the other
dead horses.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Some people might feel uncomfortable eating a dead horse, but
it's a leaner, healthier meat than what most of us
have been eating this whole time.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Absolutely, you know I've been eating, and it's probably part
of the reason why I was able to crush two
of my prs yesterday.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's right, And that's the story about De la Rossa. Yeah,
that's it. Yeah, Yeah, football on women set at the table?
Why can't every day be Thanksgiving? Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
This reminds me. I'm glad you played that song because
it reminds me of what's going on tomorrow in New
York City. This is so exciting. New York City is,
(09:42):
of course, hosting the nighty ninth annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day
Parade tomorrow, and part of the entertainment is the group
Foreigner not I don't know if they're going to be marching,
you know, as a band, because parades move, you know,
or if they're going to be riding on a float,
be like Ferris Bueller and they'll play all their hits,
(10:04):
or maybe they're gonna be on a stage somewhere and
the only people get to see that, or you know,
people that you know royalty and.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I'm gonna climb out of the live here and guess
it's gonna be pre recorded their lips singing.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I don't know, they're not gonna play live. That too
impressive is that they have a new front man for
Foreigner now, because you know, the band's old and some
people are no longer with us. Uh Luis Maldonado is
the new lead singer of for it. No, I think
you think I'm making that up. No, I just saw
him on TV Luis Maldonado. And wait until you hear
(10:36):
his version of Jukebox Hero.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And what is it?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Why are you saying it? Like?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Why you say?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
He is Hispanic and he can't help it when he
sings juke Box Hero, he rolls his ours a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You know, I was surprised they added an accordion and
some trumpets to the band.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I gotta it added a little extra spice, if you will. Yeah,
duke by Hero with stars in her oh hose. It's
a different take, but I think it's still gonna please
foreigner fans. I do love her o hose, so we've
always loved her o hos. How many how many women
do you know? Name Joy?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
There's Joy Reid and Joy Behar. Are neither one of
them Joyful? Anyway? So people name their kids Joy specifically,
I guess to turn them into evil, horrible bitches. It's ironic,
like when you meet a big, fat guy named Tiny.
People do that, but that's usually a nickname. Her actual
name is Joy Well. It's Joy read person.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You familiar with her, not a big fan, She's a
disgraced MSNBC host who hates white people and secretly hates
the gays. According to her now discontinued political news blog
from the early two thousands, she.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Really hates Erica Trump because I know she's white, you know,
and all the privilegion and everything she is now pushing.
I don't know where she does is because.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Eric Trump or Juman Laura Trump. Oh, Erica Kirk, Erica Kirk. Okay,
that makes Marsa said Trump just kind of popped up.
Joy Read is now pushing her deranged conspiracy theory that JD.
Vans is in the process of leaving his wife for
(12:16):
Erica Kirk. It's a pretty common conspiracy theory among people
on show. This woman's husband was married seventy five days ago.
Give her take.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay, and these women, her and a couple others are
making these scandalous sexual rumors to defame her, also saying
that she can't wear regular clothes or smile. She can't
do any of that either. Okay, we got the SoundBite here,
let me play It motivates them so they can't have
(12:46):
the successor to Maga be the guy with the brown
Hindu wife. They're also Christian nationalists.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Do we get that William hit the dump?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Please thank you that white lady said a bad word.
You can't have that. You wouldn't expecting to her as
they you thought the black girl was, didn't you. No,
I didn't want any of them to say it. That's
why we had to take it out of there.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, okay, anyway we had.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
That is pretty rude even if it were true, if
it turned out to be, It's still rude to speculate
about someone's marital health or about how much someone loved
or does not love and care for their recently murdered husband.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So, yeah, she can no longer smile or wear normal
clothing because she is supposed to be in mourning and
jd Vance is now expected to be the guy that's
taken over for Charlie Kirk, but he's not. So that's
another point that really doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Why would the Trump why would jd Vance care who's
in charge of Turning Point U. I say the conspiracy
theory that JD Vance and Erica Kirk are going to
take over Turning Point U say together and have a
love affair. It's not so much that they believe that
it's that they want to believe that it's too it's
so salacious and they have to just.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Come up with the most horrible things they can say
because the other side, because the whole conspiracy theory is
based off two things.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
They briefly hugged each other on stage, and Erica touched
the top of JD Vance's head. Oh boy. Now there's
lots of videos of her on the internet touching lots
of people's heads when she hugs them.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
That's how she hugs. There's a lot of videos of
this and women.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And then a comment jd Vance made about how he
wanted his wife to convert to Christianity, which was a
weird thing to say.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
And the fact that she's brown and that Jad will
probably be running for president next and you know how
you know brown women can really Yeah, nobody in the
MAGA movement is going to vote for a guy with
a brown wife. That's that's what they actually want you
to believe.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
But they already did. She's already vice president. That we've
already voted for this guy and his and his foreign
wife or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't think they think any of it's true. They
just want it to be true, because to them, they
are they're look at their own lives are so sad
and boring. They're like, oh, let's reflect, let's let's uh,
let's project onto these people are our own disparities.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And what's what's accomplished for any of this? Nothing? What
does it mean? Nothing? What?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
And what happens when it doesn't end up happening? Do
they walk it back and go, oh, I guess they
changed them.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Oh no, they'll never address it again. And as far
as what is accomplished by this, I think it just
pleases their base. Yeah, they're they're lunatic Left voters were
very happy when they hear this kind of stuff. Something
else we never had time to get to yesterday was
Tara Reid, actress. Tara Reid, not Joe Biden's accuser of
sexual misconduct. Uh huh. Their names are pronounced the same
(15:45):
but spelled different.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Anyway. Tara Reid says she was at a hotel outside
of Chicago or early Sunday morning when someone slipped.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
A drug in her drink.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You were outside a hotel with a drink Sunday morning, Sunday,
more like a bar at the hotel, you know. Anyway,
there's a bar, there's order to drink. There's a video
of them taking her out on a stretcher. Paramedis took
her to a nearby hospital. I'll believe her, but I
will say she does sort of have a history of
(16:16):
unpredictable behavior. Right. She checked it into her room at
the hotel in Rosemont late Saturday, the technically not Chicago,
it's the suburbs, went downstairs for a cigarette and a smoke.
A cigarette and a drink, I'm sorry, she says. She
went to the bar, ordered to drink, and then made
her way outside to smoke a cigarette. She tells TMZ
she ran into a bunch of YouTubers in the lobby
and one of them went outside with her to smoke.
(16:39):
When she went back inside and returned to the bar,
she says her drink, a glass of wine was covered
with a napkin, and she says she didn't place the
napkin there. She says she removed the napkin and drank
from the glass. Terra says the next thing she remember,
she was in the hospital. I believe her because you know,
she doesn't sound like she wanted to be well.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, but she's also quite unpredictable because there's a fifty
to fifty chance here that that's not what happened. But
I believe her.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I do.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That's a sad story. Have you ever, guys, ever heard
of an angel shot?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Do you know what an angel shot is?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
What? It's a angel shot?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Can he If a woman is at a bar and
she's being harassed by a man, she can lean over
to the bartender and say, I'll have an angel shot,
and that tells the bartender that she needs help the
guy sexually harassing her and making her uncomfortable. Now here's
what I wonder, And this is I'm not the first
ask this question.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Couldn't she just scream at him like a Democrat or something?
I'd probably make him run away too, sick, I guys, Yeah,
you know, like Joy Reid knows two other girls that
were in that little show right there that they were doing.
The only thing those three women were missing was a
cauldron for them to stand around. That's that's the kind
of evil witches that are in the Democrat Party. Yeah, okay,
(17:46):
but angel shot, not to angel shot. You order that
and then somebody comes to your rescue. Do they call
the cops or do they eighty sixth the guy. What happens, Well,
what happens if the bartender doesn't know what it is?
That's a good question, you know what I mean? Like,
what if you order the Angel Shot and the bartender
looks at him like, Huh, I don't know what's that?
What's that Angel shot? And he's honest when you go, uh,
it's some way to get this creep off of my leg. Well,
(18:08):
if it works, it works, I guess yeah. Turkey giving
thanks Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
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