The Cajun Caging - FRI 6.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm a little suspicious about her loyalty to you.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
No, well, I no, I'm sure, I'm sure. Sure everything
will be fine.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Sure everything will be fine, could go wrong, I'm sure
it's fine. Uh. Governor Ron DeSantis says Alligator Alcatraz will
remain open. Governor Jeff Landry is gonna be hitting us
up with the what do they call it, the Louisiana
lock Up?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, that seems to be the name they're using at
the moment. They don't have a catchier nickname, handy apparently.
I feel like they feel like we could help with that,
can do something about that.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
The Cajun cage cage um, Oh, Cajun Cajum cajum.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh, that's good, Steve. I like them to Cajum country.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Cajun Cajum Cajun up the illegals and leaving them in
ingol Up. I'd say Angola is a good place for
illegal immigrants. I've heard things. Man, Oh, yeah, you're not
been there? Spent me time there? Well, isn't it where
they do the famous rodeo, the prison rodeo?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yes, I feel like I could get into that. I
love the idea of.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I like to see I'd like to see you try that,
risking life and lamb to entertain me.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I like that. You have you ever seen a rodeo?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, I mean go every year to the Houston radio
You've seen it live many times and you sit there
thinking I could do that. I didn't say that. I
said I wanted to watch it. No, you said you
wanted to do it. You said you just said you
wanted to. You think you could handle this rodeo thing
that was billy ed.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
You said you wanted to do it. I heard you.
You've committed to it.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I said, if you back out, you're rewind the tape.
I Bennie, come on, let's face it. This next rodeo season,
when when it comes to Houston, I think you've committed
to participating.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm a city boy. Is that.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Let's put him on one of one of a little sheep.
I bet he can do do do a little sheep
and riding. Look, I have a little mutton butting for you.
Kiddy legs will.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Drag the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'm not ashamed to admit. I'm not even getting on
a mechanical bowl. That's probably smart. No, if it doesn't
have a steering wheel, I'm not going to be riding it. Sorry,
I have a lot of you poor hands. Yeah, Kenny
said he wanted to ride in the rodeo. Your computer
isn't even turned on, no mind.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh well, still, I feel like there's probably some email
coming in.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Who just sat down and took out his tablet.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
And he's I kind of expected to see some coffee
in the place, But you guys are just sitting on
your ass with no coffee. You know what, is it
too hard to walk down the hall? Steve just came
back from Durgo. We've been wasting the good. We have
good coffee. That is good coffee, and Durango. I keep
forgetting we have it the Drengo Coffee Company, I think, yeah,
we we get coffee from rural Colorado, rural Venezuela. Speaking

(02:37):
of the Department of War. If you just turn it
on your radio, we're changing and kick some ass down there.
I look, I think we all agree. Can we at
least call it what they do? It's the Department of War.
They're not We're not defending our nobody's attacking us.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yesterday I heard somebody, you know, how these idiots get
let on TV? I don't know why they let some
many idiots on TV, and they were saying that they
wanted to change the aim of the Pentagon to the
Department of War, not the building. Now the department what
goes on inside, it'll still be called the Pentagon. You

(03:11):
can't not call it the Pentagon. They're not adding another
side or something. It's gonna be a decagon now. But now,
you know, it's interesting about that with the Department of
War in the news now, and obviously that the rocket
strikes on a Trenday Ragua drug freight shipment that you
saw that we all Venezuela, the country where Trenda Ragua

(03:31):
just came, you know, happened to come from their air
force just buzzed one of our ships.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Are they mad that we shot and killed a bunch
of their criminals?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Maybe they think that's like a fun thing to do.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Maybe they you know, they just probably got the first
top gun down there, and you know, Maverick, he buzzes
the tower, gives them a little fly by, and they
thought that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Let let's try that. The Americans will love it. Did
you like that when you were growing up? Was there
like a kid that could beat up all the other kids?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Then one day, one very tiny kid came up and
pushed him, and he was so stunned by it.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
He did just when we learned about what being wiry
is all about. Now, I heard you say some one
time that you thought you were wiry. I think I
always thought you're not wiry.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I always thought wiry meant like strong, but with long
thin limbs.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I always think strong. But it's a different kind of straits.
Tendon strength is what it is. You ain't got that.
I always think of that nineties cartoon Eon Flux. Do
you remember Eon Flux?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
No? No, you're probably not older. Back in the nineties and.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Watching cartoons in the nineties, so and I had a
full time job and a family to try to pay for.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I could see why you'd be confused.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Back in the nineties, we had this thing called MTV,
and MTV at some point they figured out they could
get more viewers by not playing music than by playing music,
and so they had the show on called Eon Flux,
and everybody on Eon Flux had long, thin limbs. It
was a very violent cartoon for adults. They play late
at night, mostly college kids that were stoned, and everybody

(05:03):
on the show had long, thin limbs, and I remember
thinking that must be what wiy is.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah. No, that's a whole different thing.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
So what's the word for these people? They're all cartoons.
They're just cartoons that said, look at that guy's turning
into a wire.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Insect tile. I think that's what they call them, insect tiles.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Is that what I am? Am? I insect tile?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, you don't have actually exaggerated long limbs.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I feel like I do, though.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Really for a guy who's what six three, I'm six
three almost six to four, you, if you stretch your
arms out this way side to side, it's probably six'
three do you? Think so that's there's a General if
a man puts his arms out from tip of the
finger all the way across to the other tip of the,
finger it's about his, height about the same as your.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Height so you just got long arms because you're. Tall,
Okay So i'm not, wiry trust. Me i'd like to be.
Wiry i'd like to THINK i.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Am if there's anybody out there that could Convince billy,
Out i'm. Wiry you two free tickets to go See
Operation Comedy Therapy october fifth at The Bad astronaut.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Brewing, okay let's see how you. Do that's?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
It, Well, oh the emails are coming. In, nope, nope
the report seems to be, canning not wiry at.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
All it is it would be physically impossible for people
to send that email as quickly as we said, it
as the audio hasn't even reached the listeners.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yet what it.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Takes about sixty seconds for the words out of our
mind hear me to reach the bride and then for
them to send Any how could they send the email
before they've heard me make the statement?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yet? Oh trust, me it works like. That, no it.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Doesn't It's friday morning and it's football. Season did y'all
see the spit take? Last is that what they're calling?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
It spit? Take, no they're calling it spit, Gate billy, Ed,
oh everything has to be a gate thanks To. NIXON
i agree with. YOU i think it's. Stupid but we
woke up this.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
MORNING i didn't watch the football game BECAUSE i was
at The improv comedy club last.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Night oh, yeah they didn't have the game.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
On Huh, no but the comedians on stage were all
talking about The walton And Johnson show all. Night well
that seems, yeah Natural it always seems weird to me
WHEN i show up somewhere and they're, like, Hey Keddy webster's.
Here don't you guys love The Walton Johnson. Show i'm,
LIKE i, agree we do love. It but, uh that
show was on the air for like thirty years BEFORE
i had anything to do with. IT i feel, like,
UH i don't, know you felt like they were just

(07:15):
giving you all the. CREDIT i did FEEL i felt
like it was. Unfair this is a little stolen. VALOR
i don't deserve all the.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Praise. Uh it was, like you, know but if you
want to buy me, drinks, Fine i'll drink. Tell, yeah
don't turn that.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
DOWN i, MEAN i Know i'm not a, fool but,
uh BUT i guess there was quite a bit of
saliva last night at the football.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Game people before the first play other than the, KICKOFF
i mean that is a, play but first play from Screaming.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
James. Uh after the, kickoff the teams come out onto the,
field and The, eagles you, KNOW i, mean nobody expects
them to be, nice, decent respectable.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
People the worst fans in.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Sports, NO i mean the, players, oh because they're In philadelphia,
Too And i'm thinking he learned to act that way
because of the fan base that they've. Got, sure it's
just impossible for me to really pull for A philadelphia.
TEAM i, MEAN i don't know who they'd have to
have been playing for me to be for The. EAGLES
i just can't do. It so this one of the

(08:14):
defensive players. THERE i don't need to say his. Name
most people in football that like they probably know, it
But i'm here to make him more. Famous he just
spit On Dak, prescott quarterback Of america's. Team they're just
standing there about two feet, apart kind of squared, up
and this big, old three hundred and thirty pound defensive you,

(08:34):
know big neck.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Boy he just hugg a loogie on a quarterback who
hogged alogie on the QUARTERBACK i did.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well he's out of the game before he got to
play one play during the, game he was sent back
into the locker.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
ROOM i gotta, think if you're getting paid millions of
dollars to play a, sport isn't that? Weird like that
you're that you're so emotionally attached to what's going on
that you want to.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
PEOPLE i don't get.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It one of the millions of dollars that you're getting
paid be enough for you to just behave yourself out
on the, field and then to make things.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Worse, Well Chris collinsworth was one of the guys called
of the game that already made things, worse and then
really after he, OH i can't stand.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
It i'm sure he was.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Gone uh somewhere in the middle of, like you, know
the the game had been going on for a while
and they kept having to go back to, it talk
about this guy's. Spitting, no he's not in the. Game
he's the best defensive player To Chris collinsworth steps up
and he's, like, yeah, yeah he spit on the other.
Team but he's always been like my favorite player for The. Eagles,

(09:42):
oh he's just a hell of a. GUY a weird
thing for the. Announcer he should have been thrown out
of the game, too. HUH i think they should have
sent him to the locker. Room who is the other guy,
There Mike? Tirico is that THAT'S i think that's who it,
Was so it would have just been a guy Named
mike up there. Alone, yeah ain't That. America it would
have been. Better, yeah he.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Well, Friday, Wait i'm not Ready walton And Johnson Radio.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Network All, RIGHT i know it sounds, funny but as
a pro gun, ABSOLUTIST i Think i'm against this.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Idea you have pro Gunn, No.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
No i'm against what is being rumored to be happening
at THE doj right.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Now to be, fair this might not even be.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Real there's a rumor in The New York post that
The TRUMP doj is considering banning trans people from buying.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Guns, OKAY i.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
KNOW i know that would have saved a lot of
lives if they had done that just a year or two.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Ago, OKAY i know it sounds. Funny all.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Right first of, all it might not even be, true
but it is. Funny but that being, said as a
pro gun, GUY i don't think we should take anyone's
gun right so away if they didn't commit a.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Crime, yet what if they volunteer to have their guns?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Removed, OKAY i get what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
There because a trans woman supposedly used to be a.
Dude and then if you're if you're going to commit
to being a, woman, now, Yes, BILLY i gotta give
up your.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Gun if you are willing to snip off your, gun
should you be allowed to own a gun is the.
Question this is my, rifle this is my. Gun one
is for, fighting one is for, fun one is for,
fighting the others for snipping off hope.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Will, yeah if you don't want your gun, anymore then
you can't have.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
It to be, fair nobody from THE dj has actually
said this out. Loud there's a story in The post
and it reads as. Follows it, says, quote The Justice
department is discussing proposals to potentially block Transgender americans from buying.
FIREARMS comma sources told The post from buying. Them but
a lot of people acquire guns in other, ways don't They?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Sure you could be? Gifted you? Could you can steal?
Them you? Can you.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Can't you can't steal. Them plenty of criminals have stolen. Guns,
okay you. Can you're not legally.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Allowed you.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Can, yeah that's All i'm, playing as you. Can but
we're talking about in the legal realm. Here this is
THE doj, Anyway, Okay, obviously what happened In minneapolis last
week is very.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Bothersome i'm A. Catholic that pisses me.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Off did it bother anybody that what happened In chicago last?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Week?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Though more people were killed and more people were shot
In chicago than in The minneapolis.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Shooting what's the. Difference, well it's a fair. POINT i
think the difference is in that. Case and maybe you're
proving my point. Here apparently a lot of the shootings
happened In chicago are done by heterosexual black, men and
it's my understanding that they actually do have, genitalia and
according to they want to keep it according to urban, beliefs,
hmm quite.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Large we've been, told, well maybe we should, start you, know,
local and just say it's illegal For chicago people to have.
Goods how about?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
THAT i think that's already the problem In, chicago billyead
we already do.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
That it's already. Illegal.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
First oh, yeah so making a new law don't seem to.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Work, well, no it. Doesn't so why do you think
it's going to work on the trans? People well that
was my.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Point if someone's willing to go out and it's already
illegal to shoot up a, church, right that's already.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
ILLEGAL i.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Guess so if somebody's willing to go get a gun
and shoot a bunch of kids at A catholic, SCHOOL
i got to think some law is not going to
stop them from doing.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
It won't this Be trump's way of getting the lunatic
liberals on board with your gun?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Rights, well they were against releasing The epstein files right
up until they were for.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
It they were supposedly against, war But trump turned the
liberals into war.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Lovers.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Crime they love, crime, immigration drug. Cartels trump has made
the liberals defend drug. Cartels, now, boy there's a lot of. Examples.
Tariffs they used to love.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Taxes Then trump came out and said we can use
tariffs as a bartering.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Tool now tariffs are. Taxes now they're against.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
It, sure, wait you guys a bit pro taxes your whole.
Life now you suddenly you don't like it now that
The republicans found a.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
New use for, It trump figured out a way to
come out for gun, control and so The democrats have
to be against it, now man.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Brilliant, well, okay to be, fair he. Hasn't, actually this
is just something a journalist. Said we don't even know
if it's, real but it is. Interesting no trainees can
own a. Gun look, again it's.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Funny.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
BELIEVE i couldn't say it without. LAUGHING i couldn't read
the article without. Smiling BUT i don't. THINK i don't
think it's a good. IDEA i think we Should just
because someone's has, weird kinky fetishist doesn't mean they. Shouldn't
a lot of foot fetishists out. There what are we
going to take their guns? Away probably. Should first we
came for the cross, dressers AND i said nothing BECAUSE
i wasn't a cross. Dresser then they came for the,

(14:47):
fetishist AND i was silent Because i've never once pleasured
myself to the sight of a woman's. Feet but when
they came for the guys who like ripping cheap lingerie
Off russian plates, instructors nobody was there to protect.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Me how we're gonna live like? THAT i? Know can't do.
IT i.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Know oh by the, Way powerball, jackpot if you hadn't,
heard is maybe gonna be the biggest in.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
HISTORY i don't.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Know it went from one four to one point seven
billion After wednesday, night and by tomorrow night when the
next drawing comes, up it could, be you, know like
the biggest thing. Ever and it may seem like now
it's about the right time to start playing, it don't.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
You, Think, well someone's gonna.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
WIN i didn't have no tickets for the one billion
and the one point four, billion BUT i might have to,
dabble you, know in the two billion dollar.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Range maybe you worth?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
IT i mean, yeah everybody that has ever won a
lottery says it'll ruin your.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Life it's probably just as well THAT i don't. Win,
yeah you, Know, Billy and maybe we're looking at it
the wrong. Way instead of trying to buy up all
the lottery tickets and see if we could, win maybe
we find a product we could sell to the people
that are buying the lottery, tickets like a lottery ticket
container or something like.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
That, uh something to work to keep it, safe right a?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Little how many people have had their lottery ticket thrown
in the watching machine because they forgot to take it
out of their.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Pocket there's a news story once every few.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Months a winning lottery ticket occurred In virginia, today but
the winner hasn't come forward.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yet will you if you, win will you take the
thirty payments over twenty nine years through an? Annuity you
remember what we learned yesterday about the publisher's. Clearinghouse, yeah
some idiot one was it five thousand a year for?
LIFE i thought it was a month or a. Lot,
yeah probably like five thousand a month for. Life he's, like, well,

(16:44):
beautiful it wasn't for his. Life it was technically for
the life of the publisher's clearinghouse sweep. Steaks, well whichever finishes,
first they're dead. Right they committed suicidal. Bankruptcy our younger,
LISTENERS i won't even understand this. CONVERSATION a long time,
ago people used to knock on doors selling magazine subscriptions

(17:07):
and if you got.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
One what's a magazine? Exactly, yeah you were entered into a.
Contest didn't that how it? WORKED i MEAN i never did,
it BUT i remember it occurring WHEN i was a,
kid and, people why why does your mom have a
magazine subscription FOR Us? Weekly you guys don't even read.
It it's just, well publisher's clearinghouse came. By, mom wanted to,
win you, know a thousand bucks a minute or whatever
for the rest of.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
It why? Not and it never. Happened it never happened to.
ANYBODY i. Knew what states don't get the Power?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
BALL i wonder because it says here The powerball tickets
cost two dollars and it's offered in forty five states Plus, WASHINGTON.
Dc Puerto rico and The Virgin. Islands there's a state
in the country that doesn't get to five of them
that don't get to play with the power, ball But
Puerto rico.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Does all, RIGHT i got the list right. Here.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Alabama because of religious, Opposition alaska state officials concluded the
lottery would not be profitable enough for a sparsely populated.
State actually That, hawaii Like, utah is anti. Gambling hawaii
also In utah on the, list and Then nevada didn't
have it because huh. Competition, yeah they want people going

(18:16):
to the. Casinos they don't want you buying a lottery.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
TICKET.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
O kind of like when they banned things In texas
that you can't, have like pot or. Gambling, sure then
the people in the state where you can't have it
just go to the next state over whatever's closest and
they give them all their. Money, Right So alabama think about. It,
SURE i, mean you don't want to end up like,
Well Lake. Charles look At Lake. Charles all the money

(18:40):
they're making Off.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Texas that's why when you go To Lake, charles it's
one of the nicest towns you've ever been.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
To you, know they're just bringing in all that money
for The. Texas that. WHY i, mean have you been
To Lake. Charles it's just so, pristine it's.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
BEAUTIFUL i heard in Downtown Lake charles they had a
skyscraper there and they recently tore it down just for,
fun just because they Didn't they're, like that'd be funny
just to rip it up because they could afford to do.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
THAT i guess they got all the. MONEY a week
of your, life it's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
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Speaker 2 (19:12):
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