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August 13, 2025 • 16 mins
Today on the Walton and Johnson Show, the boys talk about the California land grab going on post-fires, and look back at the progress of how many illegal immigrants have been deported.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you very excited to find out what's gonna have
him on the stock market today? After yesterday big performance
on the NASDAC and S and P both another new record.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
We've announced new records for what I like.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Le five out of the last seven eight trading days,
and today so far looked like market showing green.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Boy, it's just like the old days. Trump one point zero.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Every day you'd look at your retirement account, you'd think,
I'm not mad about that.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, a little game there, a little gain here, It
adds up every day. You feel good about it. After
a while, your investments actually do something.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
And yet you know he's the worst thing ever to
happen to this country. Yeah, we've got to defend democracy
against Trump.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Very I am very comfortable criticizing Trump, telling you what
I don't like about him, But in the same breath,
I will tell you he is the best president of
our lifetime. I'm not one of these guys that's gonna
grab my ankles and tell you everything he does is great.
I agree with all of it. I don't, but i'll
but if I had to pick between him and anyone else,
I am so glad it's him.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Right, Now, couldn't you grab your ankles if you wanted to?
Because of the thing with my back, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
The weird thing about throwing your back out is when
I look at myself in the mirror, I'm like, it's
like I'm standing to like I'm a pimp in the
nineteen seventies and a blaxploitation film.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
You got ah, God, I like cock eyed and crooked looking.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I'm walking with that Brooklyn limp. I know you don't
understand that, but mister Ow knows what it is. I know,
the pimp lamp. Yeah, the pimplamp. I'm a pimp on
a blimp like my boy Alex Stein. Anyway, my back
hurts is the point, and it's so embarrassing. What a
dumb way to spend the week. I went to the
gym yesterday and they said, you know, we'll do a
special workout for you because your back hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
The only thing I could do was chin ups. So
when you say you lift, you just lift yourself. Now.
That's all I could do yesterday, but it really helped.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
If your back hurts and you're strong enough to do
chin ups, just do like a hundred chin ups, No
big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
You should hang by your legs and you do that,
that goes hanging makes you back feel better.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's an interesting idea and I thought about it, but
then that's not what I did. No, you didn't do
that at all.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
No, the La mayor, Los Angeles Mayor Karen bass is
encouraging people to fight ice.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It is a bold strategy. I don't know how this
is going to end for you.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
She was on with Rachel Maddow yesterday, who I think
is a woman, but nobody can prove that. And this
is what she said, and boy, she really said it.
Can we get a mulligan on that? Hang on, let's
do a take too.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Please.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Do you talk to also about the protests being important?
What do you think people can do that would matter?
Can the people can't local officials establish any sort of
limiting factor. What do you think is the most valuable
pushback against things like this for people who object to it?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Well, I can tell you when they were doing the
random snatching or kidnappings of people off our streets, when
people gathered, they backed away on many occasions. And so
in Los Angeles we have a rapid response network where
everybody is alerted if you see masks men getting out
of unmarked cars, let everybody in the area know.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
So she thinks when law enforcement officials take people into
custody off of the streets for breaking the law, that
they're kidnapping.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
That's what she thinks is happening.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Or she knows that's now what's happening. But she's hoping.
MSNBC's audience is dumb enough.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'm not sure she's that bright to be able to
pull it out. And I will tell you this, after
watching the people in Washington, d C. The mayor, the
police chief, members of the city council, watching the same
people out in Los Angeles, all these people that are
in charge of Democrat city, I don't know how they
got their I mean, I do know how they got elected,

(03:44):
but I don't know how they keep their job. Do
you remember we were looking at the DC police chief yesterday. Okay,
Pamela Smith apparently is her name. I wouldn't have been
able to tell you that, but this guy emailed us.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
The best person in the whole police force is an
old lady. Isn't that amazing?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Every single time, the best person in every big city
police force to be the police chief is some old lady.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Here's how police Chief Pamela Smith of Washington, d C.
Reacted to the question some reporter asker, now that Trump's
installed the you know, the military, do you know what
the chain of command is? And she said, what does

(04:29):
that mean?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Really? And I know that, what is the chain of command?
What is that even about?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Even we know that and we're proud outlaws. That's just awesome.
That is so sad.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Do you remember about a month ago we were all
aghast at the fact that the vice mayor, not even
the mayor, but the vice mayor, some little piece of
crap town in southern California was encouraging gang members to
go out and fight Ice. And she said that on
her personal TikTok, and nobody ever would have known if
it wasn't so stupid, wouldn't you agree? The SoundBite I

(05:05):
just played of Karen Bass, the mayor of la is
basically saying the same thing that woman said, and she's
saying it on MSN, on NBC.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
News for the whole world here.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
In one month, somehow that stupidity became normalized. There's a
guy in southern California I like named Adam Krola.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
What do you think about him? Oh, he's good old boy.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Adam Carol made a very interesting prediction about what was
going to happen to the area in southern California that
was lit on fire, and he was absolutely correct. He
made this prediction that was exactly how it went down.
He said, California is a land grap The government's gonna
step in. They're going to take these people's property. They're
going to give it to rich people, they're going to

(05:46):
give it to foreigners. And that's what's happening.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's exactly what's happening.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
We told you the story earlier this week about one
guy that bought up like nine properties right there.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
They had to have a.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Minimum of forty feet of beach front property for him
to even be interested. Many of them weren't even for sale,
but somehow or another, I guess, you offer him enough
money and they'll take it.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
These buildings, a lot of these buildings that were lit
on fire were built back in the forties, the fifties,
the sixties. The codes back then were almost non existent.
Now the regulations and the rules in southern California are
so complicated, so convoluted, that rebuilding your house would only
be possible if you were a multi multi, multi, multi,
multi millionaire.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
And the reason that they have to start over is
because those old properties was grand fathered in before the
law guy, and those rules don't apply unless the property
is destroyed and rebuilt.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
And now the rules apply. You can't just step in
and rebuild your house. This is no You're on the
sea wall, above the ground, above the erosion. There's a
new septic system that's going to cost millions of dollars.
Do you know how much bureaucracy, how much red tape,
all the permits worth of nightmares this is going to
be because you're regardless of whatever the mayor says, whatever
the government said, was going to happen, expediting this stuff. Folks,

(07:06):
At the end of the day, the fourth branch of government,
the people that work in the California government out there,
they don't.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Really want you to rebuild your house.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
They're more than happy to just have the land sit
there or let some millionaire step in and buy it up.
And that's exactly what's taking place. It's a complete nightmare
for average normal people, and people are shocked to learn
that a lot of these people are now leaving California
and moving to Texas. Once again, we remind you it
cost four times more to rent a U haul truck

(07:34):
and drive from California to Texas than it does to
drive from Texas to California. Houda Hill's written a truck
to drive to California. Nobody unless they're going to get
their family members and bring them back.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Bingo. What do we do with our feelings our muscles?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
And how do we.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hide our feelings better? We get a bigger muscle, we
get bigger muscles. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson here
with Mars.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Volta, and this song came on you. You couldn't even
hear it. There every every Hispanic teenage goth girl in
the world. It was screaming their lungs out right into
my ears.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
So it was girls there. Huh.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, apparently the Deftones are very popular with like Tejano
teenage girls and then like middle aged white guys like me.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Was it off the chart? Yeah? Was it rad? It
was RATP, it was lit a year. Is this it's slammed?
On thousand and four? I actually used some of those
slang terms he used. I don't know if you were
trying to make fun of me or not. But I'm no.
I just wondered, who the hell is this group you're
talking about, the Deftones.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
They're really popular in Texas because they're Mexican guys and
there's a lot of Hispanics here.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Can you have you got any oxy oxy cotton?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Now?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
That was the thing. Rush Limbaugh was really.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
In codone Compton and codon't oxy codone.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
It's uh, it's way different than the other. I'm not
really into pain pills. That's not my thing.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Well, Randy uh emailed you know because he knows you
got to back problem now. He said, uh, I broke
my back in three places, So I guess that's like
trying to show you up. You know, helicopter accident, got
that oxy compton, and uh, you know, my back will

(09:15):
hurt if I take a deep breath, is what he says.
So get on the floor on your back, no pillow,
lay flat. It is gonna hurt, but it opens up
them disks in your back.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I was in your spinal column. I was trying to
do that yesterday.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
And then Steve pointed out how in this studio sometimes
in the evenings.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
You should not lay on this floor. They interview rappers.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
I don't know what they do. It's like the carpet
and a cheap motel. You don't want to take a
black light to this room.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, you wouldn't like it, believe it or not.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
DJ still love the sound of fat girls on the
phone and sometimes invite them.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Up for a tour.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
You're talking about outlaw Dame mar Yeah, yeah, I think
he's a cool guy.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh, I didn't sell you what. That's your old buddy,
you know. All right, Markets looking pretty good right now.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Nasdaq at this particular moment up about ninety points, the
Dow Jones up about three hundred points, the S and
P five hundred, up about thirty points. So it's moving
in the right direction. Even though yesterday was a great day.
Today's not a market correction. It continues to climb. You know,
there will come a time. It will every time it
goes up, up, up, up. It's just a matter of
time before there's that correction. No, that's when you buy,

(10:30):
when you time it.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
You know, if you're if you're good like Nancy Pelosi
and her family, then you know, feel free.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Buy the dip. Guys. It's all about volatility.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
My man, mister O taught me that you got when
there's a good day in the market, just enjoy it.
When there's a bad day in the market, take some
money out of your savings and buy something, you know,
something you believe in, especially if it's just a bad
day for a normally good brand. You know, the Amazon
reports a low quarter of the earnings report, then the
thing dips down. That's not going to make a comeback.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Liberals do something stupid and make Tesla drop for no
reason other than the fact that they just said they
didn't like it anymore.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
And you know that's not gonna last.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Sure are there Maybe there's a monkey pox outbreak and
the grinder stock takes a dip.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, wait what Yeah, I won't know none
about that.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
We don't get to decide gay men are gonna have sex.
You might as well make money off of it. I'm
telling you don't can't beat them, join them, just saying
when I tell them, you can join them and beat them. Yeah,
I mean financially speaking, I don't know. Okay, I don't
want to get monkey box no anyway. Uh So, Dana
White confirmed the White House UFC event that's good news.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, like that Florida man got a.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Thousand bucks for bagging eighty seven invasive pythons and this
is interesting. Guy.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, one guy he called eighty seven python and they
only gave him a thousand bucks.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, you ought to you to get like one hundred
dollars apiece. I think that should have been a pretty
good Bay Day. But we do have a little bit
of good news today. Well, I mean a lot of
good news, but there's some more good news to go
with the good news about other good news, and it's
courtesy of our friends south of the border. Foreign born
population is down two point two million since Trump took office.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Huh wonder why.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
And one point six million of them were illegal aliens.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
The rest of them just self deported.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yep, not that cute.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
According to the Center for Immigration Studies, there has been
an overall two point two million drop in the nation's
foreign born population, including one point six million of them
weren't supposed to be here in the first place. There
is certainly variation and data, but the trend had been
upward in the preceding four years. Now it's down. Wow,
I get it. I always thought the number of people.

(12:51):
When you look at the number of people that came
into the country over the.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Past four years. Every report reports it a little different.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
One says it's several million, million, the other says it's
twenty million.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Her ten twelve, somewhere net range. Most of the time,
ten to twelve seems like what they all agree on.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
But some of the reports go up to twenty.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I always assume it's probably on the lower end, cause
you know, a grain assault on this. We know it's
at least ten, right, you want to be accurate. Let's
be accurate. I think this is realistic. One point two
million have been deported. That seems to check out based
on what the government data is telling us.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
And guess what's not happening. They're not coming back. Yeah
about that.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Because the border is sealed up tighter than a Virgin's bunghole.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I mean, that's great news. We don't need to do
that much. We just don't need to do that. What
did I do necessarily? What was wrong with that? I
you didn't need to bring that up. I said, bunghole.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
That was the safest way to I think the hole
is the part that's most upsetting.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'm not following you, so bung was fine.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
You know what's funny is when they when they edit
stuff like that, they leave the worst parts in.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, why is that? It's just how it works.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I never understand. Hey, here's your random fact of the day.
Did you know that the word for the fear of
long words is a long word? Naturally, the word is
It's a phobia, isn't it. Hippopotumanatras squidtaliaphobia is what it is.
Sorry to freak you out, here's it didn't Here's a

(14:20):
little more about that trouble with words.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Sounds like a classic case of hippopotamonstras is squapideliophobia.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Have you ever been afraid of long words? Well, there's
a word for that. It's called hippopotamonstrosy squipideliophobia. This thirty
six letter word was first used by the Roman poet
Horrors to criticize those who overuse long words.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
It was coined in its modern form by American poet
Amy Nzakumatophyl in the year two thousand.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
As dumb as this is, it does explain something. You
know how the stupid people love to.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Say literally they oh, they literally say it all the time.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
There's a reason why they say it a lot. Literally,
it's a or a syllable word. They don't have any
other four syllable words. Yeah, they don't know. They figured
out that this word sort of vaguely can mean very
but it's but it doesn't That's exactly what it doesn't mean.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
They use it literally the exact opposite of way it's
supposed to be used.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
It's supposed to be used as the opposite of the
term figuratively. They don't even know what that means.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Actually is the same kind of a word? Yeah, unnecessary, irregardless.
I hate myself for doing it, and yet I can't
resist anyway. Just because someone uses long words doesn't mean
they're smart. In fact, most of the time they're not
even using the word correctly, especially on International left Hander's Day.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Is that to day?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, it's so sweet. I'm gonna celebrate today.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Is there Is it true that there's a correlation between
being left handed and being extremely smart and being Yes,
it's true.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
No, I was gonna say, I think it's psycho, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I was going to say, gay, Well, there is that
correlation for sure in some cases.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I mean, at least in one case, I could think
of Billy Eder. You left handed, you're not left hand,
might get left handed completely useless? All right, have you
ever tried that? Always useless?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
But most of the.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Time, have you ever tried that trick where you sit
out in your left hand and then it falls asleep.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
And then you can't feel your left hand. You know,
it feels like it's a stranger or whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Mean neither. No people get to chummy with me.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I like to call them by the wrong name to
let them know I don't really care about them.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
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