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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You may recall a little while back a video from
the Cincinnati Jazz Festival depicting a group, a large mob
of people who look like they could be in the Commodores,
violently attacking a white woman.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Somebody that looks like they could have been in air supply.
But you don't remember that group? What do they look like?
Never mind anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Cincinnati police have now rested a seventh individual in connection
with last month's viral brawl downtown.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What happened to the first six they arrested? They still
have charges pressed against them, and they turned them loose
and let them walk free, didn't they?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I don't have that information. I don't know. Maybe they
got bonded. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
But Gregory Right, aged thirty two, faces charges of aggravated
riot and aggravated robbery.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
A vivating me. Yeah, I find it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
They a'm aggravating people like stump on your head and stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The six already identified suspects accused of beating people in
downtown Cincinnati last month were indicted Friday, Billy.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And then probably showed the exit. Yeah, this is young
indyte people all you won't but they don't follow up
too much.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, look if there's evidence that they started the brawl.
They should be arrested. There's no two ways about it.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Kind of like that Washington d C. Crime problem is,
and they manipulate data. They just don't prosecute a lot
of crimes. And now they said the crime is down
a whole seven percent. Now that's overall crime, but some
of the worst kinds of crime, like where you get killed,
that's not really down at all.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Here's another sad story today.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
The mother of an aspiring country music star died in
a home invasion stabbing in the family's home in Virginia's
historic Shenandoah Valley before his father, who was also injured
in the attack, grabbed a handgun and oh, it just
occurred to me.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's a oh what do we have here? Well, it's
one of these news the criminals is stupid. Guns don't
kill people. The government does.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Attention folks, because it's time right now for good guys
with guns.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
All right, this before I brought to you by Get
that Tea.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
We love to share the good news from Get the
Tea dot com. They've got monthly specials going on right now,
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Speaker 1 (02:29):
Today we tell you the story of the parents of
Spencer Hatcher. Spencer Hatcher is an up and coming country
crooner and he had quite a few upcoming shows he
was out on tour, but he had to cancel those
shows after learning about what happened to mom and dad.
Mom and Dad are Holly and Michael, aged sixty five
and sixty two. Holly is a former teacher and her husband, Michael,
(02:53):
both law abiding citizens, gun owners and homeowners, and not
long ago they were home in their house in Virginia
a quiet evening. All of a sudden, the doorflies open
and a gentleman runs in and starts stabbing Hoully with
a knife.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
So rude.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, that didn't end well. Mom died. Dad wasn't evident.
Michael jumped up and grabbed his gun. That's when he
took a few shots at the little thuglet, who is
also dead.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well that's good news, but it ain't a good news story,
is it. I come Dad didn't get to the gun
faster and shooting dead before he could kill mama.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, I hope he doesn't hear you ask that question.
I'm sure the guy's got enough problems, Billy.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And where are they in the Shenandoah Valley.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
The Rockingham County area. The Rockingham County Sheriff's Office identified
the deceased suspect as one forty year old Kevin Moses
Walker of Pikesville, Maryland.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'm sure dad is beating himself up over it enough.
I probably shouldn't jump on him.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
And the guy had a history apparently a bizarre car crashes,
that sort of thing, and apparently this gentleman, I don't
know if that's the right word, but that's what they say.
No personal connection to the victim. They don't really quite
understand why he came in.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Walker.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
A random act of Violin, says they will occur like Target.
You're walking through the parking lot at Target in Austin yesterday. Boom, boom, boom.
Guy just shoots kills three people. As far as we know,
you had nothing to do with any of them.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, Walker, the suspect entered the home with a large
knife in a seemingly random and highly unusual crime. According
to the sheriff. Details about what happened inside remained hazy,
but Walker fatally stabbed Holly Hatcher before a life and
death fight with her husband, who had visible wounds when
deputies arrived and was wearing a large bandage on his forearm.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It sounds like he did everything he could. Yeah, yeah,
the struggle killed the purp.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The struggle ended in the driveway, where he retrieved a
loaded pistol from his vehicle. Ah left it in the
truck and fired a single shot, killing Walker. Potential motives
remain under investigation. Investigators said over the weekend the Walker
had rented a campsite at Endless Caverns. It's a landmark
cave system that attracts tourists from around the world and
kissher curious. Walker does look an awful lot like a
(05:05):
member of the Commodores.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
He looks like he Yeah, but a little young for
the Commodoores.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, he's only forty ish. Well, if I'm not mistaken.
Isn't that kind of a rotating cast there where.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They you know, Lina Richie, But he Commodol was no more.
They just had to get by without him.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, you know, And that's the thing. He was too
busy celebrating Chinooka to give a comment about this.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Now, that's smoky.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh, that's smoked Lionel. Oh, you're right, Lionel and Smoky.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No, you're right, two different guys completely. Yeah, speaking of
Hanka Chanuoka, do you realize that we live in a
time where the President of Mexico is miss Schinbaum.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh, that's right. Yeah, isn't it just weird?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You know, they just think it's odd.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know, the fact that the president of Mexico has
a Jewish name and Jewish heritage does drive people on
X crazy. On the social media, there's a subculture of
people on X who are obsessed with the Jews. I mean,
I'm sure there's a lot of people that are obsessed
with the Jews, but they're just out there in the open.
Anytime that anyone's talking about Israel or the JFK assassination,
ok wait nine to eleven Pearl harbored, and matter what
(06:15):
it is, there's always someone in the comments you know, the.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Jews did it? Yeah, you know, right, here's the thing
about that.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I'm sure the Jews did something, but I think you
guys are given way too much credit to the Jews.
As far as I could tell, there's not enough Jews
around to do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Now, they'd have to be like, never sleep.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Even if the Jews are responsible for something, they can't
be responsible for everything. I mean, you're just being a
little too ambitious with your anti Semitic conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Ms. Shinebaum was in the news yesterday because Trump announced
that it's going to be US military versus Mexican cartels.
It's gonna sick the military on these guys because there's
some bad operators.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Well.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Ms Shinebaum jumped right up real quick to assure the
citizens of Mexico that no US military troops will set
foot on Mexican soil. If they're going to fight the cartels,
they're gonna have to do it with the US having
home field advantage. Because she, I'm guessing, was really afraid
(07:17):
for her life. There are people right now, don't you
imagine the cartels probably would not appreciate her inviting the
US military into the country.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh you're onto something here.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
The cartels control the federal government in Mexico all the
way up to the tippy tippy top.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
As AOC would say, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But there are actually people in the liberal American media
right now suggesting that if a war broke out, America
would lose to Mexico and Canada, and that Canada would
take Mexico's sign.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It's all so ridiculous. It's just exhausting. But still I.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Do wonder if any of this is even possible, because
we do have something called posse comitatus, which is supposed
to prevent this sort of thing from happening. And I
don't necessarily agree with it, but it exists whether we
like it or not.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's where the king gets to, uh tap your old
lady on her wedding night before you do. No, billy,
it is not gonna be uh gonna be approve of
around here.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
No, no, billy. Yeah, that's prima nocta.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
That's no. This is posse commentatus. This is different. You're
pronouncing it posse.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, Posse commitatus prema octa is when the when the
king gets to have sex at the bride on her
wedding night.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Don't don't ask anymore. I'm worried about his pronunciation.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Posse commitatus is when the government is not supposed to
have militarized police.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
It's an entire different thing.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, at six to one half a dozen of another
you know, will agree to disagree.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Commit Jesus, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I was waiting more to flight recently, and I noticed
that the pilot.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Was a female, which I thought was cool. I've never
seen a woman fly a plane.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I mean, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Actually see her fly the plane, because honestly, I caught
a different fly.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
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Speaker 1 (09:18):
Mystery Mister Kenneth, I don't know, do you like a
little uh, I'm being mysterious.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Little tinfoil hat time on the radio show?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
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us seem so much smarter.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
We have a gay for space coming up. But let
me squeeze this in real quick.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
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Speaker 3 (09:45):
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Speaker 2 (09:48):
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Speaker 3 (09:50):
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Speaker 3 (10:07):
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Speaker 2 (10:10):
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Speaker 3 (10:14):
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Speaker 1 (10:15):
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We're screwing over Fox right now.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
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Speaker 1 (10:20):
In the months before her death aborda yacht in New York,
a swimwear designer named Martha Nolan Oslatara had recently finalized
a divorce and previously resolved a legal dispute tied to
her business dealings. Right in the nick of time, right
after wrapping all that up, suddenly dead. What it's true,
(10:41):
my friends. The thirty three year old designer was in
the midst of an uncontested divorce from her husband, Sam Ryan,
as recently as April eighth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
The filings include.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
A separation agreement, affidavids from both parties, and a certificate
of dissolution signaling that the couple's marriage had officially ended
just months prior to her untimely death on August fifth.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
But then again, what death isn't untimely?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
By the way, did I mention that this young woman,
Martha Nolan O Slatara was a beauty?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't think you mentioned that. Well, that that's how
local beauty. Yes, a local beauty, love a local beauty.
That's how the post describes her. She was found dead
aboard a docked yacht in the early hours on Tuesday,
despite efforts by Good Samaritans to perform CPR, she was
pronounced dead on the yacht.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Whenever there's a hot.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Chick who's dead and someone's doing CPR or mouth to
mouth on him, I'm always curious if there was some
point where they figured out she wasn't gonna make it,
and they just.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Just kept going, you know what I mean? Sure, And
and maybe some of them chest compressions too, right, Yeah,
lean into them bad boys.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The fashion entrepreneur originally from Ireland, is well known for
her high end bikini brand and her infectious social media presence.
No no, it means very popular viral social media contact billiot,
she's hot, good Okay. She was in a new romantic
relation ship. According to the report, she was reportedly engaged
to marry her new boyfriend. Her new boyfriend apparently was
(12:06):
not on board the fifty four foot SI Ray named Ripple.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Really, she got the boyfriend there, but he's not on
the boat with her. Running around with some other dudes.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
On the night of her death, she texted him that
she would uber home. Following what was described as a
business outing. The boat owner, described by the reporter as
being in his sixties, reportedly found alone and naked with
Martha when authorities arrived.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Nothing suspicious about that.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Nothing suspicious about that.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
People were stay out this Maya's business.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
People were aboard other boats at the what is this
called the Montauke Yacht Club?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Isn't this the second hawk? And that's the second time
we've heard about this recently, the.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Second time I've had to tell you how to say it,
so it must be. I promise you, I'm not going
to remember anyway. A lot of people around there late
Monday night, this man, who owns two boats was docked
next to each other at the marina, came crying for
help from others on the at about midnight, throwing items
at neighboring boats to wake up the crew. One witness
told the local news outlet the man was naked and
(13:07):
was shouting do something, do something as he ran along
the dock, trying to awaken others. In his haste, he
threw a tube of sunscreen at a neighboring vessel.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Ooh did he kill him?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Um? No, oh, no, oh God, you don't.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Don't fling sunscreen around you can put an.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Eye out, Not in this economy, not with these tariffs.
No anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Martha Nolan os Slatara also had legal conflicts stemming from
her business dealings. According to a twenty twenty two civil
lawsuit filed by out East Accessories, Incorporated, she was accused
of being terminated for cause in late twenty twenty one
and then stealing thirty four thousand dollars from the company's
bank account and its entire inventory of luxury eyewear. She
and another individual ransacked out East that's the name of
(13:52):
the business, sold or gifted the products without authorization, and
caused irreparable financial arm.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
To the business.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Uh, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
So the question becomes, how did she die? Was it
her own fault? Was it the naked guy's fault? Did
one of her many enemies from the business world kill her?
Was it her stranged ex husband? Was it her new lover?
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Well, hopefully criminal minds will jump in on this and
they'll unravel it for us. So yeah, they've always got
those geniuses that'll spot some sort of a footprint in
the dust, and then they'll say, ah, now we know.
Well if you I mean, I watched too much TV, obviously,
but obviously, yeah, if you have a theory about what happened,
(14:35):
don't call the show.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
We're probably gonna forget about this in five minutes. There's
no way we're gonna keep following this news. I mean,
it's terrible. But on the other hand, and you know,
what do you want from us?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
We didn't We didn't start it. Yeah, we certainly did not.
We broke this news yesterday. But now we have a SoundBite.
The new World's Ugliest Dog is a hairless French bulldog
mix named Petunia, and she's actually pretty cute. They always are,
aren't they. Well, the uglier, the cuter.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The contest took place in San to Rosa, California, and
it raises awareness for the importance of adoption and cause
that is near and dear to our hearts. Here is
the owner of Petunia, a woman named Shannon, and one
of the judges of the competition named Gaddy. I guess
they're on the Today Show just talking about what's going on.
It's feeling great.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, she loves all the attression.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
She loves all the humans that are like some people
are like she looks like my grandpa. She kind of
looks like she's been hitting the creatine a lot too.
She's really jazzy y. She's a mix between the Yoda.
She's a mix between a hippo of bats.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Even a wonky dog is good to be loved, Yes,
and that's what we prefer to call them.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Not ugly wonky.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I mean wonky. That's not nice and interesting.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
The ugliest dogs are always the cutest, and that's why
women like me.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It's probably a lot to do with it.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I accept that. I take what I can get.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
You know, you got the mug only a woman could
love if she likes ugly dogs.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I have a mug only a woman could love after
or a half a bottle of cheap white wine and
probably some Chick fil A delivery from door Dash. You
sure she's not the cheap white wine, right? You never
really thought about it that way before? I know you're
right about that. How can you tell when the wine
is Jewish?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
They said, take me to Florida because I want to
go to Miami.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Oh, poor Jews. They get picked a rude.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I can't believe y'all did that. All right, it's our
last day on the air, all.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Right, So wasn't that bad going. We're going to space
in a little bit. We're gonna get gay for space
coming up. A lot happening in New York City, a
lot happening in Washington, DC right now. We haven't even
begun to pick apart the fact that Donald Trump is
meeting with Vladimir today and he is going to have
a conversation about peace.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
What oh Friday? Okay, Well, the news is that they're
gonna meet.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Today, news is out yesterday that they're gonna meet on Friday,
and you know it's I caution you to maybe.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Slow down, pull those rains.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Back a little bit so that we don't accidentally make
a horrible mistake and send people to Anchorage today when
Trump won't be there for three more days.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Honestly, the weather is probably delightful.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, Sorry, we might accidentally trick you into heading off
to a state where there's low humidity. It's in the
mid sixties, I bet in midsummer right now.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
But you could just stop off in places like mom Tanner, Idaho. Yesterday,
eleven percent humidity in Boise, Idaho? Is that even possible?
I didn't think it was legal.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Wow, have you seen the Sydney Sweeney ad, Senator, And
if so, what did you think about it?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
I saw the ad and okay, the young woman does
have big, beautiful breasts. But let's not lose sight of
what's important. We are the party of ugly, fat people.
We can't just allow these Republicans to put a beautiful
white young woman in their ads. We need to keep
putting fat, ugly bitches in our ads. You know, stay woke.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
You may recall a little while back a video from
the Cincinnati Jazz Festival depicting a group, a large mob
of people who look like they could be in the Commodores,
violently attacking a white woman.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Somebody that looks like they could have been in air supply.
But you don't remember that group? What do they look like?
Never mind anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Cincinnati police have now rested a seventh individual in connection
with last month's viral brawl downtown.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What happened to the first six they arrested? They still
have charges pressed against them, and they turned them loose
and let them walk free, didn't they?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I don't have that information. I don't know. Maybe they
got bonded. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
But Gregory Right, aged thirty two, faces charges of aggravated
riot and aggravated robbery.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
A vivating me. Yeah, I find it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
They a'm aggravating people like stump on your head and stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The six already identified suspects accused of beating people in
downtown Cincinnati last month were indicted Friday, Billy.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And then probably showed the exit. Yeah, this is young
indyte people all you won't but they don't follow up
too much.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, look if there's evidence that they started the brawl.
They should be arrested. There's no two ways about it.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Kind of like that Washington d C. Crime problem is,
and they manipulate data. They just don't prosecute a lot
of crimes. And now they said the crime is down
a whole seven percent. Now that's overall crime, but some
of the worst kinds of crime, like where you get killed,
that's not really down at all.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Here's another sad story today.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
The mother of an aspiring country music star died in
a home invasion stabbing in the family's home in Virginia's
historic Shenandoah Valley before his father, who was also injured
in the attack, grabbed a handgun and oh, it just
occurred to me.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's a oh what do we have here? Well, it's
one of these news the criminals is stupid. Guns don't
kill people. The government does.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Attention folks, because it's time right now for good guys
with guns.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
All right, this before I brought to you by Get
that Tea.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
We love to share the good news from Get the
Tea dot com. They've got monthly specials going on right now,
plus always a great deal on the cleansing Tea and
the daily cleanse as well. If you don't want to
brew up a batch, you use the promo code WJ
at getthte dot com and save even more.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Today we tell you the story of the parents of
Spencer Hatcher. Spencer Hatcher is an up and coming country
crooner and he had quite a few upcoming shows he
was out on tour, but he had to cancel those
shows after learning about what happened to mom and dad.
Mom and Dad are Holly and Michael, aged sixty five
and sixty two. Holly is a former teacher and her husband, Michael,
(02:53):
both law abiding citizens, gun owners and homeowners, and not
long ago they were home in their house in Virginia
a quiet evening. All of a sudden, the doorflies open
and a gentleman runs in and starts stabbing Hoully with
a knife.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
So rude.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, that didn't end well. Mom died. Dad wasn't evident.
Michael jumped up and grabbed his gun. That's when he
took a few shots at the little thuglet, who is
also dead.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well that's good news, but it ain't a good news story,
is it. I come Dad didn't get to the gun
faster and shooting dead before he could kill mama.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, I hope he doesn't hear you ask that question.
I'm sure the guy's got enough problems, Billy.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And where are they in the Shenandoah Valley.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
The Rockingham County area. The Rockingham County Sheriff's Office identified
the deceased suspect as one forty year old Kevin Moses
Walker of Pikesville, Maryland.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'm sure dad is beating himself up over it enough.
I probably shouldn't jump on him.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
And the guy had a history apparently a bizarre car crashes,
that sort of thing, and apparently this gentleman, I don't
know if that's the right word, but that's what they say.
No personal connection to the victim. They don't really quite
understand why he came in.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Walker.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
A random act of Violin, says they will occur like Target.
You're walking through the parking lot at Target in Austin yesterday. Boom, boom, boom.
Guy just shoots kills three people. As far as we know,
you had nothing to do with any of them.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, Walker, the suspect entered the home with a large
knife in a seemingly random and highly unusual crime. According
to the sheriff. Details about what happened inside remained hazy,
but Walker fatally stabbed Holly Hatcher before a life and
death fight with her husband, who had visible wounds when
deputies arrived and was wearing a large bandage on his forearm.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It sounds like he did everything he could. Yeah, yeah,
the struggle killed the purp.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The struggle ended in the driveway, where he retrieved a
loaded pistol from his vehicle. Ah left it in the
truck and fired a single shot, killing Walker. Potential motives
remain under investigation. Investigators said over the weekend the Walker
had rented a campsite at Endless Caverns. It's a landmark
cave system that attracts tourists from around the world and
kissher curious. Walker does look an awful lot like a
(05:05):
member of the Commodores.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
He looks like he Yeah, but a little young for
the Commodoores.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, he's only forty ish. Well, if I'm not mistaken.
Isn't that kind of a rotating cast there where.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
They you know, Lina Richie, But he Commodol was no more.
They just had to get by without him.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, you know, And that's the thing. He was too
busy celebrating Chinooka to give a comment about this.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Now, that's smoky.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh, that's smoked Lionel. Oh, you're right, Lionel and Smoky.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No, you're right, two different guys completely. Yeah, speaking of
Hanka Chanuoka, do you realize that we live in a
time where the President of Mexico is miss Schinbaum.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh, that's right. Yeah, isn't it just weird?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You know, they just think it's odd.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know, the fact that the president of Mexico has
a Jewish name and Jewish heritage does drive people on
X crazy. On the social media, there's a subculture of
people on X who are obsessed with the Jews. I mean,
I'm sure there's a lot of people that are obsessed
with the Jews, but they're just out there in the open.
Anytime that anyone's talking about Israel or the JFK assassination,
ok wait nine to eleven Pearl harbored, and matter what
(06:15):
it is, there's always someone in the comments you know, the.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Jews did it? Yeah, you know, right, here's the thing
about that.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I'm sure the Jews did something, but I think you
guys are given way too much credit to the Jews.
As far as I could tell, there's not enough Jews
around to do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Now, they'd have to be like, never sleep.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Even if the Jews are responsible for something, they can't
be responsible for everything. I mean, you're just being a
little too ambitious with your anti Semitic conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Ms. Shinebaum was in the news yesterday because Trump announced
that it's going to be US military versus Mexican cartels.
It's gonna sick the military on these guys because there's
some bad operators.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Well.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Ms Shinebaum jumped right up real quick to assure the
citizens of Mexico that no US military troops will set
foot on Mexican soil. If they're going to fight the cartels,
they're gonna have to do it with the US having
home field advantage. Because she, I'm guessing, was really afraid
(07:17):
for her life. There are people right now, don't you
imagine the cartels probably would not appreciate her inviting the
US military into the country.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh you're onto something here.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
The cartels control the federal government in Mexico all the
way up to the tippy tippy top.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
As AOC would say, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But there are actually people in the liberal American media
right now suggesting that if a war broke out, America
would lose to Mexico and Canada, and that Canada would
take Mexico's sign.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It's all so ridiculous. It's just exhausting. But still I.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Do wonder if any of this is even possible, because
we do have something called posse comitatus, which is supposed
to prevent this sort of thing from happening. And I
don't necessarily agree with it, but it exists whether we
like it or not.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's where the king gets to, uh tap your old
lady on her wedding night before you do. No, billy,
it is not gonna be uh gonna be approve of
around here.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
No, no, billy. Yeah, that's prima nocta.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
That's no. This is posse commentatus. This is different. You're
pronouncing it posse.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, Posse commitatus prema octa is when the when the
king gets to have sex at the bride on her
wedding night.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Don't don't ask anymore. I'm worried about his pronunciation.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Posse commitatus is when the government is not supposed to
have militarized police.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
It's an entire different thing.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, at six to one half a dozen of another
you know, will agree to disagree.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Commit Jesus, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I was waiting more to flight recently, and I noticed
that the pilot.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Was a female, which I thought was cool. I've never
seen a woman fly a plane.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I mean, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Actually see her fly the plane, because honestly, I caught
a different fly.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Mystery Mister Kenneth, I don't know, do you like a
little uh, I'm being mysterious.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Little tinfoil hat time on the radio show?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Sure, who doesn't mean it always makes the rest of
us seem so much smarter.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
We have a gay for space coming up. But let
me squeeze this in real quick.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Hey boys and girls, what time is it?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's tinfoil hat time.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You know it's time for a shorter music band.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
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Speaker 2 (09:51):
Spy the Walton Johnson smartphone app.
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Speaker 3 (10:07):
Depending on what you want to do and what's going
on at that moment.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
And this music in the background makes it sound even cooler.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, And we didn't even pay for the rights to this.
We're screwing over Fox right now.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Just play it.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
In the months before her death aborda yacht in New York,
a swimwear designer named Martha Nolan Oslatara had recently finalized
a divorce and previously resolved a legal dispute tied to
her business dealings. Right in the nick of time, right
after wrapping all that up, suddenly dead. What it's true,
(10:41):
my friends. The thirty three year old designer was in
the midst of an uncontested divorce from her husband, Sam Ryan,
as recently as April eighth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
The filings include.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
A separation agreement, affidavids from both parties, and a certificate
of dissolution signaling that the couple's marriage had officially ended
just months prior to her untimely death on August fifth.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
But then again, what death isn't untimely?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
By the way, did I mention that this young woman,
Martha Nolan O Slatara was a beauty?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't think you mentioned that. Well, that that's how
local beauty. Yes, a local beauty, love a local beauty.
That's how the post describes her. She was found dead
aboard a docked yacht in the early hours on Tuesday,
despite efforts by Good Samaritans to perform CPR, she was
pronounced dead on the yacht.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Whenever there's a hot.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Chick who's dead and someone's doing CPR or mouth to
mouth on him, I'm always curious if there was some
point where they figured out she wasn't gonna make it,
and they just.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Just kept going, you know what I mean? Sure, And
and maybe some of them chest compressions too, right, Yeah,
lean into them bad boys.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The fashion entrepreneur originally from Ireland, is well known for
her high end bikini brand and her infectious social media presence.
No no, it means very popular viral social media contact billiot,
she's hot, good Okay. She was in a new romantic
relation ship. According to the report, she was reportedly engaged
to marry her new boyfriend. Her new boyfriend apparently was
(12:06):
not on board the fifty four foot SI Ray named Ripple.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Really, she got the boyfriend there, but he's not on
the boat with her. Running around with some other dudes.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
On the night of her death, she texted him that
she would uber home. Following what was described as a
business outing. The boat owner, described by the reporter as
being in his sixties, reportedly found alone and naked with
Martha when authorities arrived.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Nothing suspicious about that.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Nothing suspicious about that.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
People were stay out this Maya's business.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
People were aboard other boats at the what is this
called the Montauke Yacht Club?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Isn't this the second hawk? And that's the second time
we've heard about this recently, the.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Second time I've had to tell you how to say it,
so it must be. I promise you, I'm not going
to remember anyway. A lot of people around there late
Monday night, this man, who owns two boats was docked
next to each other at the marina, came crying for
help from others on the at about midnight, throwing items
at neighboring boats to wake up the crew. One witness
told the local news outlet the man was naked and
(13:07):
was shouting do something, do something as he ran along
the dock, trying to awaken others. In his haste, he
threw a tube of sunscreen at a neighboring vessel.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Ooh did he kill him?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Um? No, oh, no, oh God, you don't.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Don't fling sunscreen around you can put an.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Eye out, Not in this economy, not with these tariffs.
No anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Martha Nolan os Slatara also had legal conflicts stemming from
her business dealings. According to a twenty twenty two civil
lawsuit filed by out East Accessories, Incorporated, she was accused
of being terminated for cause in late twenty twenty one
and then stealing thirty four thousand dollars from the company's
bank account and its entire inventory of luxury eyewear. She
and another individual ransacked out East that's the name of
(13:52):
the business, sold or gifted the products without authorization, and
caused irreparable financial arm.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
To the business.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Uh, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
So the question becomes, how did she die? Was it
her own fault? Was it the naked guy's fault? Did
one of her many enemies from the business world kill her?
Was it her stranged ex husband? Was it her new lover?
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Well, hopefully criminal minds will jump in on this and
they'll unravel it for us. So yeah, they've always got
those geniuses that'll spot some sort of a footprint in
the dust, and then they'll say, ah, now we know.
Well if you I mean, I watched too much TV, obviously,
but obviously, yeah, if you have a theory about what happened,
(14:35):
don't call the show.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
We're probably gonna forget about this in five minutes. There's
no way we're gonna keep following this news. I mean,
it's terrible. But on the other hand, and you know,
what do you want from us?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
We didn't We didn't start it. Yeah, we certainly did not.
We broke this news yesterday. But now we have a SoundBite.
The new World's Ugliest Dog is a hairless French bulldog
mix named Petunia, and she's actually pretty cute. They always are,
aren't they. Well, the uglier, the cuter.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The contest took place in San to Rosa, California, and
it raises awareness for the importance of adoption and cause
that is near and dear to our hearts. Here is
the owner of Petunia, a woman named Shannon, and one
of the judges of the competition named Gaddy. I guess
they're on the Today Show just talking about what's going on.
It's feeling great.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, she loves all the attression.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
She loves all the humans that are like some people
are like she looks like my grandpa. She kind of
looks like she's been hitting the creatine a lot too.
She's really jazzy y. She's a mix between the Yoda.
She's a mix between a hippo of bats.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Even a wonky dog is good to be loved, Yes,
and that's what we prefer to call them.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Not ugly wonky.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I mean wonky. That's not nice and interesting.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
The ugliest dogs are always the cutest, and that's why
women like me.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It's probably a lot to do with it.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I accept that. I take what I can get.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
You know, you got the mug only a woman could
love if she likes ugly dogs.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I have a mug only a woman could love after
or a half a bottle of cheap white wine and
probably some Chick fil A delivery from door Dash. You
sure she's not the cheap white wine, right? You never
really thought about it that way before? I know you're
right about that. How can you tell when the wine
is Jewish?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
They said, take me to Florida because I want to
go to Miami.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Oh, poor Jews. They get picked a rude.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I can't believe y'all did that. All right, it's our
last day on the air, all.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Right, So wasn't that bad going. We're going to space
in a little bit. We're gonna get gay for space
coming up. A lot happening in New York City, a
lot happening in Washington, DC right now. We haven't even
begun to pick apart the fact that Donald Trump is
meeting with Vladimir today and he is going to have
a conversation about peace.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
What oh Friday? Okay, Well, the news is that they're
gonna meet.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Today, news is out yesterday that they're gonna meet on Friday,
and you know it's I caution you to maybe.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Slow down, pull those rains.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Back a little bit so that we don't accidentally make
a horrible mistake and send people to Anchorage today when
Trump won't be there for three more days.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Honestly, the weather is probably delightful.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, Sorry, we might accidentally trick you into heading off
to a state where there's low humidity. It's in the
mid sixties, I bet in midsummer right now.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
But you could just stop off in places like mom Tanner, Idaho. Yesterday,
eleven percent humidity in Boise, Idaho? Is that even possible?
I didn't think it was legal.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Wow, have you seen the Sydney Sweeney ad, Senator, And
if so, what did you think about it?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
I saw the ad and okay, the young woman does
have big, beautiful breasts. But let's not lose sight of
what's important. We are the party of ugly, fat people.
We can't just allow these Republicans to put a beautiful
white young woman in their ads. We need to keep
putting fat, ugly bitches in our ads. You know, stay woke.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
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