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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's get real. Let's get real.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What a nurse in Kentucky saved a drunk baby raccoon
with CPR. The Kentucky part of this story was understood,
wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, you guys get that right.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
How do you perform CPR on a raccoon?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I don't know, but I love it. It makes it.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Was it like little heart compressions or did she just
do a mouth to nose or I don't know how
that works.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's disgusting, but it's also adorable, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
In the meantime, the FDA is.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It wasn't a real cute raccoon. Most times you see
raccoons in the media, you know, you get a little
video raccoons doing this thing look kind of like some
kids stuffed toy raccoon that they'd been dragging around for
three or four years and it never didn't take care
of it or wash it or anything. It just looks
(00:50):
like it looked like a raggedy old raccoon.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
What did you think it was gonna look like? It's
a drunk raccoon. It's a wild animal.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
They should look cute raccoons, you know, they get the
little little little ash mask on and they got their
little you know, hands and everything. I think some someone
was just laying there looking stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Sometimes some people need to be told that real life
is not a Disney movie exactly. Real life is real life.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
The FDA has given approval to the testing of pig
kidneys and humans, which is great newish for people who
want their pee to smell like bacon.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
But oh that'd be sweet.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It was a little gross, do you think.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And the roof of an eye Hoop restaurant collapsed and
injured nine people. Ie hoop, come hungry, leave Hoppy. What
were they What were they doing on the roof exactly
the roof, the roof, the roof was on fire. Yeah, anyway, anyway, Yeah,
don't go up there, guys. That's a bad idea, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
So, oh, don't forget we were doing the criminals a
stupid report that we promised earlier, because you often say
things like we'll do that soon and then we don't.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
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Speaker 3 (02:44):
So stupid guy in Houston up all the North Loop
over there by at the home Depot, been there plenty
of times. A guy says he parked his truck in
the handicap spark parking spot right outside the home depot
there sixteen in North Loop, and I know that one
left his vehicle unlocked. Sure you shouldn't do, says he
(03:06):
came back to the truck and his uh says his
wallet was stolen.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That was a rookie mistake, leaving your wallet in an
unlocked car how are.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You shopping for stuff at the home depot without your wallet.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
With his iPhone?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, well you can do that Apple pay or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I get, I'll be You know what's funny about
that is I've only been using that for a short
period of time, and once in a while when I
buy something and it's not available as an Apple Pay feature,
it like annoys me. Like I've been doing it my own.
I've been doing it for four months. It's what do
you mean you don't let me use Apple Pay with
my phone? I have to reach into my stupid wallet
and take the cart out. That's exhausting.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Despite the fact that this guy lift his truck unlocked
and lift his wallet in the unlocked truck, he's not
the focus of our stupid criminal because he's not the criminal.
He's the victim. The criminal is the guy that opened
the truck and took stuff that didn't belonged to him. However,
he also was kind enough to leave something behind.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh he left something behind? What like like TIFFs treats.
Those delicious peanut butter cookies. They those are This isn't
a commercial for those, but they are good. He left
his cell phone behind in the backseat of the truck.
I guess he was rooting around for other stuff, leaned
in cell phone I guess fell out of his pocket
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, how do they know it was his?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Well they got the picture on the phone with the time.
It's either a tattoo on his forehead or it's the time.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's the time. Oh, it's the time.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I could see if he's got his own picture as
the screenshot or on his phone. That's not a brilliant
thing to do if you're stealing. I gotta think if
you're breaking into cars, you probably shouldn't have even had
your phone on you in the first Do people not
get by the way that you're that Apple and Android
it logs where you've gone.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Right, and they can get that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Do you remember do you remember what we learned during
COVID about social distancing? They were able to tell how
many people we're not social distancing based on cell phone data.
And because that data exists, if somebody brings their phone
with them into a building they're not supposed to be in,
there's a log of that.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh yeah, And do you think that Apple or T.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Mobile or whoever at and T anybody, do you think
they're not sharing that with government officials.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Are you sure this is the dude that owned the
phone or is it iced tea. That's definitely that it
looked like ice tea. That guy likes hispanic iced Tea's black.
He's just look at it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That looks good. That looks like ice. That's colorism. You're
doing the colorism thing. You're people in your community do that.
We don't do that in our colorism. Darker black people
and lighter skinned black people don't like each other. I
don't understand that. It's ain't new to me when I
run that. When I run into a pale skinned white guy,
unless he's ginger, I don't make fun.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Of him unless he's ginger.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, it's just so easy.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You know. That was glad that his truck was stolen,
but he would like his wallet back. And it's got
the guy's name along with his picture. It's beautiful on
the screen. So uh well, maybe some sharp policeman out
there could put these clues together and track this young
(06:11):
fellow down boy. Criminals really is study.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
In the meantime, America's favorite slop ball chains are in trouble,
and we have a report today.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I'm lost already what.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Slop ball is a term that's being used in the
food industry.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Slop thought I thought you said like slot, like a
slop machine, slop ball slop.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Do you remember when KFC came out with the ball? Yes,
I do.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I was first in line.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But have you noticed it's not very popular anymore? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
What happened to that? Because you had mashed potatoes and
corn whole kernel corn, and you had the chicken you know,
which is original recipe always at KFC, by the way,
and then gravy on top of all that. What what's
to not like?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
M Yeah, and also when you serve food in that manner,
it's kind of like the way you would serve food
to cattle or something. It's like we're just going to
PLoP all the food in a pile and you eat
slop it, eat it like well, that's why it's called
the slop ball.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Hogs is usually the ones you're slopping. They slap hogs.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Fast casual restaurants like Chipotle, Sweet Green, and Cava.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Had been exceptions to the restaurant industry slumping sales and
diminished foot traffic, But now new reports coming out detailing
they are suffering.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
People do not want to eat slop bowls right now.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Chipotle is suffering from the slop uh so much as
the lawsuits, the coli, the people that they have made
severely ill, and you know, it just it's kind of unsettling.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I know a lot of people in this room. Guacamole
is unpopular.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
The only time when I am vividly in agreement with
you is when I see the giant pile of guacamole
at Chipotle.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I'm like, who is that for?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You know? And they keep stirring it so the brown
layer on top goes underneath.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, but it just makes everything slowly, you get more brown.
It doesn't look good to me. It's the one place
where you don't want to pay extra for guac. Would
you like guac? No?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
No, I'll pay you money to not give me guak.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Would you like diarrhea for the next five days uncontrollably
to the point where you wonder if you have to
go to the emergency room. No, that's a hard no
for me. It's a soft no in this case, it's
a sloppy no. Anyway, Apparently they're suffering. If you own
Chipotle stock, you might want to take a look at
it today. You should have done that long time ago. Yeah,
I don't know. I'll invest in things I don't like.
(08:33):
I do it all the time. War stock, I've got
a lot of that. And you claim to not like war. No,
I hate war. I'm sure I'm the most fervent anti
war activist.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I have been my whole life. I never could have
been a Republican twenty years ago. I could never be
a Democrat today. Whatever party supports war, that's who I
am against.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's who.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
But I will buy the stock because I know it's
a good investment. It sucks, but it is. And at
some point, to anybody out there that questions my morality,
I will sell that stock and.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I will use it.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I will spend money on some kind of political effort
to stop war. I will take the money they've made there,
you go. You know, it's the least I could do.
Maybe I'll give myself a boat too.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I don't know. I probably deserve it, don't you think so?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, but then the too Venezuelan jets will fly over
and they'll set your boat on far.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Well, hang on a minute, what if I fill the
boat with illegal immigrants. It'd be pretty clever.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Venezuelan obviously, Gualamlin's Venezuela probably gonna sit you on bar. Hello,
stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, Okay, catch you little
story the boys telling. We ain't got time to finish
it though, So if if somebody wanted to get the
rest of that, who would they find.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I've heard this song before. I know all these stories
are all the same thing.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It's from George thorough Good to Whalen Jennings. Anybody writing
a song about getting his heart broken and going to
a bar.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You know what happens.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
The road goes on forever, but the party never ends.
I know what the what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You know why this guy's mad. It's his name. I
was asking who he was, Gavin Adcock. Oh no, I know.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Oh boy, Well, if you want to hear the rest
of his story, you can go look up Gavin in
the meantime. The weather experts, if that is a thing,
do they exist? I don't think so. But they've used
the phrase ghost town. That's how you know they're not
experts to describe the Atlantic, the Caribbean or whatever it is,
(10:32):
and the Gulf. It's just a ghost town right now,
and we're at the peak of what should be very
active hurricane season, and they're just mystified. But they don't
want you to relax. They want you to keep checking
back with the weather. So they're telling you, but you know,
(10:54):
it could fire up pretty quick. There's nothing out there.
You woke up this morning, it was like sixty five degrees,
maybe even cooler up north. And there's not a whiff
of a trouble making a little system anywhere in the
in the ocean and the Gulf, anywhere. It's Trump's fault.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're honest. I'm there.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Last year, the weather experts, the so called experts, said
there'd be no hurricanes. And didn't the power go out
twice here in Houston last year? I like, Yeah, there
were multiple times last year where I had to walk
up the floor.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Of my high rise.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
No stairs.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I didn't to take stairs. I didn't mind that. You
know what I didn't like it was carrying my dog
in the heat. I had to carry the dog up
and down the stairs and I'm hot and sweaty, and
the dog smells like tortilla chips and spicy peas, I'm sweat.
I'm getting his dog hair all over me, sweating all
over the place. And damn weather experts said this wasn't
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supposed to happen. A year later, here's Bert, here we are.
This was supposed to be the summer hurricanes. Knock on
whatever this is made out of. And I'm one of
my I'm wearing right now, I'm wearing a sweatshirt. Look
at you, you got long sleeves on. I woke up today.
It was mid sixties, breezy outside. I was like, you know,
I got I got hoodies and sweatshirts. I love wearing
a hoodie. It's a comfortable, right, but you can't wear
(12:12):
it if it's hot out. So I put this on
walk to Milton. Me and Milton outside early in the morning,
like we all.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
He's like, I have dogs, smelly hairy dog. Got to
get rid of him.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Smelled.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It felt great today, the weather and everything. It was
a nice, cool breeze.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It was bad mouthing pretty good a minute ago, though, well, yeah,
let him go, man.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I thought it was bad mouthing loose, thought it was
more about the weather than now.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
He's my only buddy. I love him. Yeah, every guy,
every guy.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
The dog you can run with. You run all the
time you're running, running, running around in a parking stuff.
Get a dog that can run with you and a
little short legged guy, how far can he run before
he just pops out?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Billy D You're asking a complicated question. I don't think
there's any dog that should be out jogging with its
owner in the middle of summer in Houston.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
If someone love it, they just love it.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Something I see all the time that I never talk
about on the radio. That kind of pisses me off.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But I get that these people, their hearts were in
the good place, were in a good place. There's this
park not far from here where Steve and I and
you know, most of us live, and very frequently you'll
meet someone in the park who just got a new dog,
and they took their dog to go on a walk
in the park.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Seem like a good idea.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It was August fifteenth, it was three in the afternoon.
They just got a new puppy, and there they are
with the dog in exhaustion on the side of the
running trail.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I've seen people actually having to pull their dog. You know,
they get close to the car and by that point,
the dog's just exhausted and they're like, come on, come on,
yanking on it.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I've seen the dogs having heat stroke, and then I
being the guy that I am, and I get why they're,
you know, the their concern or whatever. If I walk
up to you in the park and your dog's like
having heatstroke and I offer to help you out, there's
always this weird moment where the person looks at me
like I might be preying on them, and I get it,
but really I'm just feel bad for the dog that
their owner is so stupid. Why would you bring your
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dog here it's ninety nine degrees outside. Your dog hates this.
At least bring a bucket of water, And that's really
all you need to do, because remember, the dog can't sweat.
The dog needs to be doused with water, and you
need to just cover it in water every five minutes
or so or it's gonna die of heat exhaustion.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
But oh, you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Walk in the park with your dog into the door
or don't live in South Texas. I don't know what
else to tell you. And that's why Melton is pretty
much in an air conditioned environment most.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Of the day.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
He's a homeboy. Yeah, you know how big his crate is.
I keep getting him a bigger crate.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Why he's a small dog, Well, just.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Because he's alone a lot, because I work all day.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
But I've talked to veterinarians and dog training people and
they said that the part of the reason that the dogs,
if they're crate train, like to go in their kennel
is because it is a safety mechanism that they like
it to be kind of small and intimate, not so
small that they're cramped and can't move, but they feel
(14:52):
safer if they're in a smaller enclosure.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, I just don't want him to take a dump
on the carpet while I'm gone at work. But uh,
I've got him a crate.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's almost as big as this entire council like this,
it's huge. It fills an entire storage closet. So you
you got him a condo. Yeah, it's nice though. He's
got a little bed in there, he's got a little
thing of water. There's toys all over the place. He
seems happy.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
If he's happy, I'm happy. You know, he's That's my
whole life, me and my dog, you know. That's uh,
you know, everybody should have a good dog. There you
go when I meet people that don't.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Give up on women, right, Yeah, for a while, I
don't blame you, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I mean the kind of.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Look you had, I think I got a quit to.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Someday maybe the right one will come along, but for now,
it's just me and God and the dog. And I
find it interesting that dog and God are the same letters. H.
I don't think that's a coincidence.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
And you if you were to look at it, you know,
it's kind of you know, backwards, you wouldn't know which
is witch.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, any think that exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
But also I don't think that means anything like God
is the opposite of a dog or I don't think so.
And God loves dogs, dogs love God. I think God
humans dogs.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
There's really not a lot of animals at chicks. I
think that I've had like naked chicks, right, I mean
I like the idea of Eddie.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Oh you don't have to actually get you know, like
interact with them.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
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Speaker 1 (16:19):
And she's right wing. Did you know that.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I don't know no one about her. She's high, she's
very anti Hollywood. She seems to be red pilled. She's
on social media saying things you would probably think about.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
The girl that was Christopher's girlfriend, nam Aid Adrian was
aid Aid a lot.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't know what was her character's name on the show.
Is it just a drea' that's your name?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
What was she?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
What was she meadow on the show? I forget who
she was. I haven't watched that show in like twenty years,
but I.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Was just saying to you. I was saying, what was
her name? Aid Adrian?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
And you I'm trying to figure that out too. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
You completely missed all of that while you were trying
to think of something.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't know.
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Speaker 2 (17:38):
Kind of like people that are skeptical of our space
agency in this country. The chemtrail people would probably have
a point if they weren't constantly saying things that were
clearly untrue. There is there is probably proof the chemicals
have been dropped on people. That's probably true. I would
say there's some truth to that. But they will frequently
postfit photos of what is clearly a cloud or nearly
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the exhaust of a plane.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
A jet flew by, and that's what's left, and then
other poisoning.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
And my friends that work in aeronautics can, my uncle
who designs aircraft for a living, can vividly describe what
you're seeing. And it's not chemicals. And by the way,
they're not falling on you. They're evaporating and dissipating and
floating off into space. Oh there they go again, making
the frogs gay.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
See that you have.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
That's a real thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Okay, that is, but that was but they didn't dump
it on us in the skies.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Life finds a way, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Nick, Yeah, I guess when you're right, you're right. I
don't like gay people, I don't like Muslims, I don't
like abortions.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I don't like anything liberals.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But I really like to get
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Along with people called the jibajabb Walton and Johnson
Let's get real. Let's get real.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What a nurse in Kentucky saved a drunk baby raccoon
with CPR. The Kentucky part of this story was understood,
wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, you guys get that right.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
How do you perform CPR on a raccoon?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I don't know, but I love it. It makes it.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Was it like little heart compressions or did she just
do a mouth to nose or I don't know how
that works.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's disgusting, but it's also adorable, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
In the meantime, the FDA is.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It wasn't a real cute raccoon. Most times you see
raccoons in the media, you know, you get a little
video raccoons doing this thing look kind of like some
kids stuffed toy raccoon that they'd been dragging around for
three or four years and it never didn't take care
of it or wash it or anything. It just looks
(00:50):
like it looked like a raggedy old raccoon.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
What did you think it was gonna look like? It's
a drunk raccoon. It's a wild animal.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
They should look cute raccoons, you know, they get the
little little little ash mask on and they got their
little you know, hands and everything. I think some someone
was just laying there looking stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Sometimes some people need to be told that real life
is not a Disney movie exactly. Real life is real life.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
The FDA has given approval to the testing of pig
kidneys and humans, which is great newish for people who
want their pee to smell like bacon.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
But oh that'd be sweet.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It was a little gross, do you think.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And the roof of an eye Hoop restaurant collapsed and
injured nine people. Ie hoop, come hungry, leave Hoppy. What
were they What were they doing on the roof exactly
the roof, the roof, the roof was on fire. Yeah, anyway, anyway, Yeah,
don't go up there, guys. That's a bad idea, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
So, oh, don't forget we were doing the criminals a
stupid report that we promised earlier, because you often say
things like we'll do that soon and then we don't.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, since you mentioned it, people, because they're stupid, it
isn't deed a stupid criminal report. It's probably brought to
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Speaker 2 (02:32):
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Speaker 3 (02:44):
So stupid guy in Houston up all the North Loop
over there by at the home Depot, been there plenty
of times. A guy says he parked his truck in
the handicap spark parking spot right outside the home depot
there sixteen in North Loop, and I know that one
left his vehicle unlocked. Sure you shouldn't do, says he
(03:06):
came back to the truck and his uh says his
wallet was stolen.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That was a rookie mistake, leaving your wallet in an
unlocked car how are.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You shopping for stuff at the home depot without your wallet.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
With his iPhone?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, well you can do that Apple pay or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I get, I'll be You know what's funny about
that is I've only been using that for a short
period of time, and once in a while when I
buy something and it's not available as an Apple Pay feature,
it like annoys me. Like I've been doing it my own.
I've been doing it for four months. It's what do
you mean you don't let me use Apple Pay with
my phone? I have to reach into my stupid wallet
and take the cart out. That's exhausting.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Despite the fact that this guy lift his truck unlocked
and lift his wallet in the unlocked truck, he's not
the focus of our stupid criminal because he's not the criminal.
He's the victim. The criminal is the guy that opened
the truck and took stuff that didn't belonged to him. However,
he also was kind enough to leave something behind.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh he left something behind? What like like TIFFs treats.
Those delicious peanut butter cookies. They those are This isn't
a commercial for those, but they are good. He left
his cell phone behind in the backseat of the truck.
I guess he was rooting around for other stuff, leaned
in cell phone I guess fell out of his pocket
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, how do they know it was his?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Well they got the picture on the phone with the time.
It's either a tattoo on his forehead or it's the time.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's the time. Oh, it's the time.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I could see if he's got his own picture as
the screenshot or on his phone. That's not a brilliant
thing to do if you're stealing. I gotta think if
you're breaking into cars, you probably shouldn't have even had
your phone on you in the first Do people not
get by the way that you're that Apple and Android
it logs where you've gone.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Right, and they can get that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Do you remember do you remember what we learned during
COVID about social distancing? They were able to tell how
many people we're not social distancing based on cell phone data.
And because that data exists, if somebody brings their phone
with them into a building they're not supposed to be in,
there's a log of that.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh yeah, And do you think that Apple or T.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Mobile or whoever at and T anybody, do you think
they're not sharing that with government officials.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Are you sure this is the dude that owned the
phone or is it iced tea. That's definitely that it
looked like ice tea. That guy likes hispanic iced Tea's black.
He's just look at it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That looks good. That looks like ice. That's colorism. You're
doing the colorism thing. You're people in your community do that.
We don't do that in our colorism. Darker black people
and lighter skinned black people don't like each other. I
don't understand that. It's ain't new to me when I
run that. When I run into a pale skinned white guy,
unless he's ginger, I don't make fun.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Of him unless he's ginger.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, it's just so easy.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You know. That was glad that his truck was stolen,
but he would like his wallet back. And it's got
the guy's name along with his picture. It's beautiful on
the screen. So uh well, maybe some sharp policeman out
there could put these clues together and track this young
(06:11):
fellow down boy. Criminals really is study.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
In the meantime, America's favorite slop ball chains are in trouble,
and we have a report today.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I'm lost already what.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Slop ball is a term that's being used in the
food industry.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Slop thought I thought you said like slot, like a
slop machine, slop ball slop.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Do you remember when KFC came out with the ball? Yes,
I do.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I was first in line.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But have you noticed it's not very popular anymore? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
What happened to that? Because you had mashed potatoes and
corn whole kernel corn, and you had the chicken you know,
which is original recipe always at KFC, by the way,
and then gravy on top of all that. What what's
to not like?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
M Yeah, and also when you serve food in that manner,
it's kind of like the way you would serve food
to cattle or something. It's like we're just going to
PLoP all the food in a pile and you eat
slop it, eat it like well, that's why it's called
the slop ball.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Hogs is usually the ones you're slopping. They slap hogs.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Fast casual restaurants like Chipotle, Sweet Green, and Cava.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Had been exceptions to the restaurant industry slumping sales and
diminished foot traffic, But now new reports coming out detailing
they are suffering.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
People do not want to eat slop bowls right now.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Chipotle is suffering from the slop uh so much as
the lawsuits, the coli, the people that they have made
severely ill, and you know, it just it's kind of unsettling.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I know a lot of people in this room. Guacamole
is unpopular.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
The only time when I am vividly in agreement with
you is when I see the giant pile of guacamole
at Chipotle.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I'm like, who is that for?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You know? And they keep stirring it so the brown
layer on top goes underneath.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, but it just makes everything slowly, you get more brown.
It doesn't look good to me. It's the one place
where you don't want to pay extra for guac. Would
you like guac? No?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
No, I'll pay you money to not give me guak.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Would you like diarrhea for the next five days uncontrollably
to the point where you wonder if you have to
go to the emergency room. No, that's a hard no
for me. It's a soft no in this case, it's
a sloppy no. Anyway, Apparently they're suffering. If you own
Chipotle stock, you might want to take a look at
it today. You should have done that long time ago. Yeah,
I don't know. I'll invest in things I don't like.
(08:33):
I do it all the time. War stock, I've got
a lot of that. And you claim to not like war. No,
I hate war. I'm sure I'm the most fervent anti
war activist.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I have been my whole life. I never could have
been a Republican twenty years ago. I could never be
a Democrat today. Whatever party supports war, that's who I
am against.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's who.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
But I will buy the stock because I know it's
a good investment. It sucks, but it is. And at
some point, to anybody out there that questions my morality,
I will sell that stock and.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I will use it.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I will spend money on some kind of political effort
to stop war. I will take the money they've made there,
you go. You know, it's the least I could do.
Maybe I'll give myself a boat too.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I don't know. I probably deserve it, don't you think so?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, but then the too Venezuelan jets will fly over
and they'll set your boat on far.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Well, hang on a minute, what if I fill the
boat with illegal immigrants. It'd be pretty clever.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Venezuelan obviously, Gualamlin's Venezuela probably gonna sit you on bar. Hello,
stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, Okay, catch you little
story the boys telling. We ain't got time to finish
it though, So if if somebody wanted to get the
rest of that, who would they find.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I've heard this song before. I know all these stories
are all the same thing.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It's from George thorough Good to Whalen Jennings. Anybody writing
a song about getting his heart broken and going to
a bar.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You know what happens.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
The road goes on forever, but the party never ends.
I know what the what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You know why this guy's mad. It's his name. I
was asking who he was, Gavin Adcock. Oh no, I know.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Oh boy, Well, if you want to hear the rest
of his story, you can go look up Gavin in
the meantime. The weather experts, if that is a thing,
do they exist? I don't think so. But they've used
the phrase ghost town. That's how you know they're not
experts to describe the Atlantic, the Caribbean or whatever it is,
(10:32):
and the Gulf. It's just a ghost town right now,
and we're at the peak of what should be very
active hurricane season, and they're just mystified. But they don't
want you to relax. They want you to keep checking
back with the weather. So they're telling you, but you know,
(10:54):
it could fire up pretty quick. There's nothing out there.
You woke up this morning, it was like sixty five degrees,
maybe even cooler up north. And there's not a whiff
of a trouble making a little system anywhere in the
in the ocean and the Gulf, anywhere. It's Trump's fault.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're honest. I'm there.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Last year, the weather experts, the so called experts, said
there'd be no hurricanes. And didn't the power go out
twice here in Houston last year? I like, Yeah, there
were multiple times last year where I had to walk
up the floor.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Of my high rise.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
No stairs.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I didn't to take stairs. I didn't mind that. You
know what I didn't like it was carrying my dog
in the heat. I had to carry the dog up
and down the stairs and I'm hot and sweaty, and
the dog smells like tortilla chips and spicy peas, I'm sweat.
I'm getting his dog hair all over me, sweating all
over the place. And damn weather experts said this wasn't
(11:50):
supposed to happen. A year later, here's Bert, here we are.
This was supposed to be the summer hurricanes. Knock on
whatever this is made out of. And I'm one of
my I'm wearing right now, I'm wearing a sweatshirt. Look
at you, you got long sleeves on. I woke up today.
It was mid sixties, breezy outside. I was like, you know,
I got I got hoodies and sweatshirts. I love wearing
a hoodie. It's a comfortable, right, but you can't wear
(12:12):
it if it's hot out. So I put this on
walk to Milton. Me and Milton outside early in the morning,
like we all.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
He's like, I have dogs, smelly hairy dog. Got to
get rid of him.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Smelled.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It felt great today, the weather and everything. It was
a nice, cool breeze.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It was bad mouthing pretty good a minute ago, though, well, yeah,
let him go, man.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I thought it was bad mouthing loose, thought it was
more about the weather than now.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
He's my only buddy. I love him. Yeah, every guy,
every guy.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
The dog you can run with. You run all the
time you're running, running, running around in a parking stuff.
Get a dog that can run with you and a
little short legged guy, how far can he run before
he just pops out?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Billy D You're asking a complicated question. I don't think
there's any dog that should be out jogging with its
owner in the middle of summer in Houston.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
If someone love it, they just love it.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Something I see all the time that I never talk
about on the radio. That kind of pisses me off.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But I get that these people, their hearts were in
the good place, were in a good place. There's this
park not far from here where Steve and I and
you know, most of us live, and very frequently you'll
meet someone in the park who just got a new dog,
and they took their dog to go on a walk
in the park.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Seem like a good idea.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It was August fifteenth, it was three in the afternoon.
They just got a new puppy, and there they are
with the dog in exhaustion on the side of the
running trail.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I've seen people actually having to pull their dog. You know,
they get close to the car and by that point,
the dog's just exhausted and they're like, come on, come on,
yanking on it.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I've seen the dogs having heat stroke, and then I
being the guy that I am, and I get why they're,
you know, the their concern or whatever. If I walk
up to you in the park and your dog's like
having heatstroke and I offer to help you out, there's
always this weird moment where the person looks at me
like I might be preying on them, and I get it,
but really I'm just feel bad for the dog that
their owner is so stupid. Why would you bring your
(13:54):
dog here it's ninety nine degrees outside. Your dog hates this.
At least bring a bucket of water, And that's really
all you need to do, because remember, the dog can't sweat.
The dog needs to be doused with water, and you
need to just cover it in water every five minutes
or so or it's gonna die of heat exhaustion.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
But oh, you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Walk in the park with your dog into the door
or don't live in South Texas. I don't know what
else to tell you. And that's why Melton is pretty
much in an air conditioned environment most.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Of the day.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
He's a homeboy. Yeah, you know how big his crate is.
I keep getting him a bigger crate.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Why he's a small dog, Well, just.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Because he's alone a lot, because I work all day.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
But I've talked to veterinarians and dog training people and
they said that the part of the reason that the dogs,
if they're crate train, like to go in their kennel
is because it is a safety mechanism that they like
it to be kind of small and intimate, not so
small that they're cramped and can't move, but they feel
(14:52):
safer if they're in a smaller enclosure.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, I just don't want him to take a dump
on the carpet while I'm gone at work. But uh,
I've got him a crate.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's almost as big as this entire council like this,
it's huge. It fills an entire storage closet. So you
you got him a condo. Yeah, it's nice though. He's
got a little bed in there, he's got a little
thing of water. There's toys all over the place. He
seems happy.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
If he's happy, I'm happy. You know, he's That's my
whole life, me and my dog, you know. That's uh,
you know, everybody should have a good dog. There you
go when I meet people that don't.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Give up on women, right, Yeah, for a while, I
don't blame you, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I mean the kind of.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Look you had, I think I got a quit to.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Someday maybe the right one will come along, but for now,
it's just me and God and the dog. And I
find it interesting that dog and God are the same letters. H.
I don't think that's a coincidence.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
And you if you were to look at it, you know,
it's kind of you know, backwards, you wouldn't know which
is witch.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, any think that exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
But also I don't think that means anything like God
is the opposite of a dog or I don't think so.
And God loves dogs, dogs love God. I think God
humans dogs.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
There's really not a lot of animals at chicks. I
think that I've had like naked chicks, right, I mean
I like the idea of Eddie.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Oh you don't have to actually get you know, like
interact with them.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Sure, the chit from the Sopranos. Uh, I'm saying she
was going to do, uh, OnlyFans, she's doing only fans now.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
And she's right wing. Did you know that.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I don't know no one about her. She's high, she's
very anti Hollywood. She seems to be red pilled. She's
on social media saying things you would probably think about.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
The girl that was Christopher's girlfriend, nam Aid Adrian was
aid Aid a lot.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't know what was her character's name on the show.
Is it just a drea' that's your name?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
What was she?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
What was she meadow on the show? I forget who
she was. I haven't watched that show in like twenty years,
but I.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Was just saying to you. I was saying, what was
her name? Aid Adrian?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
And you I'm trying to figure that out too. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
You completely missed all of that while you were trying
to think of something.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, but anyway, her name is Drea de Mateo Adriana. Yeah,
she's doing full nudes now, but it's it's important. It's
she's doing it to warn us about Kim trails ha ha,
the geo engineering conspiracy theory, the Kim trails, and environmental manipulation.
(17:18):
She says, we can choose what we eat, we can
choose what goes in our arms, but we don't get
to say when powerful interest spray the sky, tamper with
our water and poison our soil. So she's fully nude
on OnlyFans to bring attention to this important issue.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Kind of like people that are skeptical of our space
agency in this country. The chemtrail people would probably have
a point if they weren't constantly saying things that were
clearly untrue. There is there is probably proof the chemicals
have been dropped on people. That's probably true. I would
say there's some truth to that. But they will frequently
postfit photos of what is clearly a cloud or nearly
(18:00):
the exhaust of a plane.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
A jet flew by, and that's what's left, and then
other poisoning.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
And my friends that work in aeronautics can, my uncle
who designs aircraft for a living, can vividly describe what
you're seeing. And it's not chemicals. And by the way,
they're not falling on you. They're evaporating and dissipating and
floating off into space. Oh there they go again, making
the frogs gay.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
See that you have.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
That's a real thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Okay, that is, but that was but they didn't dump
it on us in the skies.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Life finds a way, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Nick, Yeah, I guess when you're right, you're right. I
don't like gay people, I don't like Muslims, I don't
like abortions.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
I don't like anything liberals.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But I really like to get
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Along with people called the jibajabb Walton and Johnson
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