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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We'll shut up, Jake Tapper. We have good news. The ratings.
They're about to grow. Wheeling happens every year. Who win?
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A Ryan breaks out most of peaceful protests for your ratings.
Trah and Tifa and the Nazis are bidden again.
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Yes, Christmas time and sin In.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, holiday party mis kind of do butter mask shooting
has happened up in Israel. A couple of the hot
its just blew up twahing as Christmas time at sin In.
All the cars tills at the border are trafficking kittens.
Sleepy old Joe Biden just call. And the junkies down
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sin In we got believes chases and bot more with
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when the ratings are low. The people at your least
favorite cable station, NOV News is good for prophecy if
you can condescend this Christmas time and scen and.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Christmas time of sin and Christmas time seeing Josh Fuller
and the Walton and Johnson Singers.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Backed up by Billy d Hatfield. All right, refresh my memory.
Weren't we supposed to do something when we got back here?
That was what a good five or six minutes ago,
and your brain is completely forgot what happened. I knew
you were gonna do something. I'm like, what you tell us?
Where were you gonna We're gonna completely just band the TSA. Oh,
that's right, maybe in time for us to do little
holiday traveling. Who knows this happened at j f K.
(02:03):
That's a fancy airport up in New York City. Would
you say someone was kicked off a plane? No? No,
they never got to the plane. Okay, what happened? I
mean technically you know there was no plane. There was
a there was a plane in theory they were soaring
above the earth, but then they weren't. Now I'm gonna
do I'm gonna do Kenny's job here. When I say
trans woman, what does that mean? It means not a
(02:26):
woman means not a transwoman. Not a woman went to
JFK Airport on Saturday, So we went through the TSA
where they needed an extra screening, so they called over
a lady to screen the trans woman. What's wrong with
this picture? No woman's gonna have to touch a dude's pianists?
(02:47):
Sure enough, man, and these, of course these old tweets
or whatever they were, were now deleted. But uh, the
the trans woman started getting upset because the TSA agent
padding down a particular area of this transwoman came in
(03:09):
contact with a penis. Well it is the trans a
woman or not? That's your woman penis trans woman right penis?
So not a woman's penis, we know that.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
But the trans person's pretending to be a woman. So
how could shim get mad that a woman patted him down?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
But she knows she's not really a woman. She has
the equipment of a man. And when the woman from
the TSA came over, shouldn't a lady have Well, you
know you're not gonna like what you find down there.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
So in this rare circumstance here, the trans person wants
to be treated like a man and not a woman,
even though they live their whole life is pretending to
be a woman.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, the trans person, i think, just wanted the TSA
agent to ignore her, you know, or man junk.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
What if that's where the gun or the bomb or
the drug shot uf. I know, right, it can't be.
That can't be the legal loophole for trainees to get
stuff onto plane.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's how comport ok this kids. So the TSA agent,
having done her job and patting down to the man,
yelled at me. This is how she but he put it.
She yelled at me for having a penis and punched
me in the balls, my girl balls, and now my
ball's hurt so bad. Later in the restroom, apparently she
(04:22):
was heard to say she doesn't want the female TSA
agent to lose her job. She wants the entirety of
the TSA to be abolished altogether. Well that in common
they don't understand trans people. She was humiliated. I can't
believe I'm about to say this, but I agree with
the training. No, I thought you might. Let's get rid
(04:43):
of the TSA. Can we do that? Could the trainees
be the secret to getting rid of the TSA. We
got to learn how to use them. You know, if
people come to America to use all of our rights
and freedoms against us, sure, we got to start using
the power of the trans and turn it on them.
It's like somebody who's shooting you with a laser, but
you're holding a mirror and you bounce it back at
(05:04):
him and boom, they shot themselves. All right, I'm gonna
try to get into character here.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Will you guys help me out a little bit, maybe
coach me a little as they do this, because you're
gonna be translit. Well, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna take
up for the transit and it's gonna feel very unnatural,
but if the end goal is worth it, we're gonna
get rid of the TSA.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Do you see where I'm going with this? Okay, it's
like holding your breath for something to happen, but let's see,
let's see if it works. All right, here comes my
mister Smith goes to Washington moment.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Hang on, okay, my fellow Americans, we can't live in
the world where these female TSA agents are mishandling the
ball sacks of these trans women.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't want to live in a country. Do you
want a people behind you going yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's good, that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Do that.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
We're these invasive female TSA agents are using their.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Woke biological woman privilege. So again, it's just against these.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Poor marginalized trans women, and they're delicate, sensitive, giant penises
and testicles.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It's not fair.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
We gotta disband the whole TSSA.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
We figure this thing out until there's more people defending
trans rights.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Are you with me? Are you with why? Are you
with me? Yeah? Do you think that did it?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I feel good about it listening. It was a good effort.
It was a good treasure her. So maybe we just
need the right audience, you know, a little more practice.
Maybe a band, you it'd be nice to have a
little band throw a stinger in there every now and then.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
You know, as much as I don't like the TSA,
I will admit that once in a while, when we're
out traveling to places, we run into a ten percenter,
you know, one of our people that.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Works as a TSA agent, just running through the line ran.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
And every time I meet one, I always think, Wow,
it's just you and us here, and all these other
people have nothing in comfort. The same thing happened to
me the other day. I was at a government office
downtown filling out paperwork. Are you adopting a baby. Yes,
I'm adopting a baby. Yes, and and I met a
ten percent.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
His name is runes By. Your female lady friend that
is a police officer. Well, I'm not married or anything yet,
I know, but you know that she might have to
you know, she won't stick around. You might have to
take all some responsibilities. Yeah, because you're not going won't
change some nasty diapers? No, No, you're right. I would certainly.
I would either get her to do it or pay somebody. Well,
that's what Mexicans are for, right, what weney, what do
(07:12):
you mean? What did you just say Mexicans? Yeah? Is
it racist or is it a compliment? Hang on a second.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
In my community we have the Mexican Americans Diaper Changing Association.
Are you suggesting that this organization are these proud men
and women who change baby's diapers or a Mexican flag.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Say they shouldn't exist. Yeah, mister Kenneth, what's your problem? No,
they are. They're very right to, are you. I'm sorry?
Did you think I was being racist?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You ere being a little yeah, yeah kind of, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
I was acknowledging the existence of this marginalized group of people.
This this tiny group of people over here that you
may not be aware of, have the right to change
my baby's diapers.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It was actually a compliment. Can it be a racism
and a compliment at the same time. I mean sometimes
it is, Well, how is it racist if you're complimenting
somebody you say, these guys are particularly good at something. Oh,
that's racist. Like if you said to you know, Asians
are good at math but bad at driving. A compliment
to say that we're good at something, right, and people
(08:15):
are just going to focus on the negative. That's how
people do. You here's just always won't be negative. Here's
the truth.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
If you were to say that, I don't know like that,
why were you adopting a child? It doesn't matter whatever.
I can adopt kids if I want.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
What do you care? Worry? Because sometimes you get an
idea in your head and then like a you know,
a week or a month later, you're like, oh no,
I'm off of that now. I just wouldn't want that
to happen to the baby. I make enough money to
pay somebody to take care of the time. Talk about
the money, I'm talking about the interest level. You might
you might fade on it. After a while, Are you
really got to dedicate yourself to the next eighteen years here?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Why?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, I an't gonna step that declined on your adoption process. Look,
all I am saying is this, guys. You show pretty
good work with Milton. Thank you? Yeah. Yeah, my dog's great,
he's famous now you got him on the side of
vork Lands and things. Sure, my dog has endorsement deals.
How many endorsement deals does your dog have, mister Kenneth
(09:10):
just me?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Oh so, why don't you take a seat, buddy? Uh yeah, Hello,
all right, I want to get back to the original
point here. What's the point Students at Singapore and South
Korea dominate international math rankings.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Stat remember that being the point at all? Are you
in downtown? Why'd you go downtown to the courthouse because
you you started the story to adopt a kid. What
do you mean it's none of your business what I
could do what I want with my money. What do
you care? Is it an Asian kid? Yeah? I want
someone that's good at math. Now we're back on trats.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Students at Singapore and South Korea dominate international math rankings.
That's objectively true. If you say Asians are good at math.
It's racist. It's all about how you frame it, guys.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So you have to say different words that mean the
same thing. If you say that Jews are good at science,
it's racist.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
If you say that Jews statistically earn a high number
of the Nobel Prize for science achievement, that's objectively true.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Said the same thing. But it's not racist, now, Ran,
It's just about how you frame it. That is. That's
some tricky wording you got, DEREKINI yeah, I know exactly. Yeah,
you have to write a book that maybe a book's
a lot, but they put out a pamphlet. Could you
put maybe a flyer. Start with a flyer, work your
way up to a pamphlet. Yeah. And as you know,
I'm a white guy, so I'm good at organizing. Well,
(10:19):
you'll get somebody else to do it for you, I.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Mean obviously, Yeah, I'd pay a Mexican. That's obvious at
this point.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
My father worked in profanity the way other artists might
work in oils or clay. It was his true medium.
A master. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Saint Michael the Archangel defend us in battle, be our
protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May
God rebuke him. We humbly pray and do thou, o,
Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the cobpower of God
thrust into hell. Satan did something, and all evil spirits
who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Amen, what did you do? Amen? And amen you a
little what did you do? The Saint Michael prayer is
not a prayer for forgiveness.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's a prayer you say when you're going into battle,
my friend, Yeah, so you started trouble.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Nice, you got to go to battle, and you're trying
to bring.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Us with you every day. Every day we go to battle.
This is a radio show for well. Yeah, we want
to stop evil, right, Oh? You battling evil today? I
every day to jump all the train. Everyone battles evil.
I'm the anti hero. I'm the guy that shows up
when the good guy couldn't get the job done.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I come in. I play a little dirty, but I'll
clean up. Man. I'll tell you what it's like. You
know that. What is it like when when Joker helps
out the Batman and you're like, what's this? What the
hell is going on?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
We thought he was a villain, but once in a
while the joker helps out the good guy.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's kind of like with this radio show. Is a
lot like this. We just helped out with disbanding the TSA.
I think between us and the trans uniting our powers together,
I think it'll happen. And did you know this? This
is like a little side Bennie to you know, just
getting them out of our way? Is that different than egg? Yeah?
Very different, dude. I love that Holliday sauce. No TSA
(12:04):
would save us the American taxpayers, well most of us
pay taxes, and not all of us, I guess according
to Jazzman. Anyway, that would be a savings of eleven
point eight billion dollars a year. That was the budget
for twenty twenty five. What if the airline hire tomorrow
is probably over twelve billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
What if the airlines handled their own security, they just
raise the prices?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Okay, hang on, before I thought you just asked a
simple question.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Before everybody says they go all raise the prizes, I
want you to consider how it works.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Now.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
What if the president said you have to freeze your
prices right now, right now, We're I hate that that
sounds like something Zorhon would do. He already asked, right now,
the security is handled by a group of people who
have no incentive, no motivation to keep the cost low
or keep the quality high.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
None, nop.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Why would they? What do they care if it doesn't
work well, doesn't affect them. The TSA still exists. It's
not like they're you know, you're getting on t I say, airlines,
You're not there, No such thing. And it's not like
by keeping the cost down they help protect their drowsers.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They don't care.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
No Southwest Airlines, United, Delta, what's another one, Jet Blue.
If they were doing their own security, they would have
to keep the cost down in order to get you
to buy the ticket. They would have to keep the
quality up in order to make you feel safe, and
you would have the choice to get on an airline
with a lower ticket and more lenient security.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Plus, when somebody blows up an airplane, that's that's a
cost that the airline. You know, they blew up a
United Yet then United has got to pay for all
that and all the people that are you know, survivors
of the people that didn't survive their family members, and
all the lawsuits that are going to happen, so it's
in their best interest. Got to make sure that nobody
gets on there. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Right now, there are two things happening simultaneously. Right, you're
paying taxes and you're paying for the airlines. Right, you're
assuming you fly. If you don't fly, why are you
paying taxes for airport security?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well, it's like if you don't send kids to school,
why do I have to pay school taxes? I do?
I have to pay school taxes? And I don't think
it's to school. And a lot of people don't send
their kids to the you know, the public school because
maybe they think it sucks, and so they have to
pay the school taxes and then they have to pay
for private school on top of it. It's not right,
but that's how it works. I don't know, but you
(14:19):
know how you're going to get out of that. I
don't have kids in school now, but I'm I'm probably
still don't. I don't try to look too close at
the stuff I'm paying because it just puts you in
a bad mood.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I don't want to be in a bad mood, do you.
I want to be in a good mood. It's Christmas time.
I'm not gonna let anybody affect my good mood. I'm
happy to be alive. I am happy to be surviving.
You and me and this guy over here and him
and even her and mister Kenneth. We're all getting this together.
We're like a motley crew of people that are going
to have a merry Christmas, whether these heathens like it
(14:50):
or not, whether these is Lamo fascist and commie pricks
lgbt QM efforts you don't like it, kiss my grits.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
We're having a good Christmas.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
And that at you with the compliments. I don't care
what everybody says about you. I don't listen to everybody else.
I make up my own mind, and I think you
are a good half asked Catholic. Thank you very much.
A lot of people said they don't think you're a
good one, and I think you're a great half ass Catholic.
I don't care if they do.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
You know, if there's one guy that really doesn't care
if he's hated on this show, trust me, it's me.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I thought it was me. Well, yeah, I guess we
all have that in common. I don't think we do,
don't we?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Five Yeah, nobody do that. No, nobody do that.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Oh. Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett has a three thousand dollars lean
on her luxury Dallas condo, which actually doesn't sound like
that much.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
But she won't pay her HOA dues. It's three thousand dollars. Yeah.
Is this her form of protest or is she just
thinks she's above the law that everybody else has to
live by. I get it.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Three thousand dollars isn't nothing, but it's not like three
hundred thousand dollars or three million dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
To an HOA though, that might be the difference between
having a stop sign up and then saving the kids life,
So she might by not paying that money and not
funding the stop side, she might be killing kids.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Some have claimed that she's just running for Senate because
of this. My friend Dana says, Jasmin Crockett is running
to lose in the Senate because she needs gullible donors
to keep her living in luxury.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, that happens in every race in every state.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Sure, But as just a regular run of the mill
congress woman, it's a good job, it's not an amazing job.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
The money isn't amazing.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
The donations the lobbyist bribes, they aren't amazing. O.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
If she wins that subside, if she loses the whole
upside she works at MS now, yeah, and gets to
keep all that campaign contributions.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Guys, I but then will she use them to pay
off her hoads? And if she does, is that fraud?
I think it's amazing that she's running.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
At this point, the whoever the candidate's going to be
packed in Wesley Hunt, even if it's corn, and just
sit around eating popcorn, watching her timelines. Guys, look at
her newsfeed and watch all the in saying things she's
gonna say. You're gonna win by twenty points.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Oh yeah, just yesterday was fun and it hadn't he
started yet.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You know who this is really bad for? And no
one's even talking about it yet. AOC, Oh, that's true.
The squad is a nobody's talking about her. The squad
is done. There's a new queen now step aside. It's
now congress Woman Bleach blonde, bad butcher body. AOC is
just gonna sit there on the sidelines now taking notes.
That's not gonna matter.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
An the rest of the squad all Somalians, so they'll
probably they'll be gone soon. Huh, Well, there is one.
They're not all Somalians, but they all share the same
political leaning.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
They all either worship Mohammed, Karl Marx, or a little both.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
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We'll shut up, Jake Tapper. We have good news. The ratings.
They're about to grow. Wheeling happens every year. Who win?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
A Ryan breaks out most of peaceful protests for your ratings.
Trah and Tifa and the Nazis are bidden again.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yes, Christmas time and sin In.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, holiday party mis kind of do butter mask shooting
has happened up in Israel. A couple of the hot
its just blew up twahing as Christmas time at sin In.
All the cars tills at the border are trafficking kittens.
Sleepy old Joe Biden just call. And the junkies down
(00:50):
in Memphis are smoking some meata. It's Christmas time and
sin In we got believes chases and bot more with
the person of you. We blame Russian food and for
the things battle dude a transci with the talk showing
a pregnant man who relax. It's not the founcy who
wants new boochers and a vaccine manday soever, Christmas here
(01:17):
when the ratings are low. The people at your least
favorite cable station, NOV News is good for prophecy if
you can condescend this Christmas time and scen and.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Christmas time of sin and Christmas time seeing Josh Fuller
and the Walton and Johnson Singers.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Backed up by Billy d Hatfield. All right, refresh my memory.
Weren't we supposed to do something when we got back here?
That was what a good five or six minutes ago,
and your brain is completely forgot what happened. I knew
you were gonna do something. I'm like, what you tell us?
Where were you gonna We're gonna completely just band the TSA. Oh,
that's right, maybe in time for us to do little
holiday traveling. Who knows this happened at j f K.
(02:03):
That's a fancy airport up in New York City. Would
you say someone was kicked off a plane? No? No,
they never got to the plane. Okay, what happened? I
mean technically you know there was no plane. There was
a there was a plane in theory they were soaring
above the earth, but then they weren't. Now I'm gonna
do I'm gonna do Kenny's job here. When I say
trans woman, what does that mean? It means not a
(02:26):
woman means not a transwoman. Not a woman went to
JFK Airport on Saturday, So we went through the TSA
where they needed an extra screening, so they called over
a lady to screen the trans woman. What's wrong with
this picture? No woman's gonna have to touch a dude's pianists?
(02:47):
Sure enough, man, and these, of course these old tweets
or whatever they were, were now deleted. But uh, the
the trans woman started getting upset because the TSA agent
padding down a particular area of this transwoman came in
(03:09):
contact with a penis. Well it is the trans a
woman or not? That's your woman penis trans woman right penis?
So not a woman's penis, we know that.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
But the trans person's pretending to be a woman. So
how could shim get mad that a woman patted him down?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
But she knows she's not really a woman. She has
the equipment of a man. And when the woman from
the TSA came over, shouldn't a lady have Well, you
know you're not gonna like what you find down there.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
So in this rare circumstance here, the trans person wants
to be treated like a man and not a woman,
even though they live their whole life is pretending to
be a woman.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, the trans person, i think, just wanted the TSA
agent to ignore her, you know, or man junk.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
What if that's where the gun or the bomb or
the drug shot uf. I know, right, it can't be.
That can't be the legal loophole for trainees to get
stuff onto plane.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's how comport ok this kids. So the TSA agent,
having done her job and patting down to the man,
yelled at me. This is how she but he put it.
She yelled at me for having a penis and punched
me in the balls, my girl balls, and now my
ball's hurt so bad. Later in the restroom, apparently she
(04:22):
was heard to say she doesn't want the female TSA
agent to lose her job. She wants the entirety of
the TSA to be abolished altogether. Well that in common
they don't understand trans people. She was humiliated. I can't
believe I'm about to say this, but I agree with
the training. No, I thought you might. Let's get rid
(04:43):
of the TSA. Can we do that? Could the trainees
be the secret to getting rid of the TSA. We
got to learn how to use them. You know, if
people come to America to use all of our rights
and freedoms against us, sure, we got to start using
the power of the trans and turn it on them.
It's like somebody who's shooting you with a laser, but
you're holding a mirror and you bounce it back at
(05:04):
him and boom, they shot themselves. All right, I'm gonna
try to get into character here.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Will you guys help me out a little bit, maybe
coach me a little as they do this, because you're
gonna be translit. Well, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna take
up for the transit and it's gonna feel very unnatural,
but if the end goal is worth it, we're gonna
get rid of the TSA.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Do you see where I'm going with this? Okay, it's
like holding your breath for something to happen, but let's see,
let's see if it works. All right, here comes my
mister Smith goes to Washington moment.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Hang on, okay, my fellow Americans, we can't live in
the world where these female TSA agents are mishandling the
ball sacks of these trans women.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't want to live in a country. Do you
want a people behind you going yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's good, that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Do that.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
We're these invasive female TSA agents are using their.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Woke biological woman privilege. So again, it's just against these.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Poor marginalized trans women, and they're delicate, sensitive, giant penises
and testicles.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It's not fair.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
We gotta disband the whole TSSA.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
We figure this thing out until there's more people defending
trans rights.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Are you with me? Are you with why? Are you
with me? Yeah? Do you think that did it?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I feel good about it listening. It was a good effort.
It was a good treasure her. So maybe we just
need the right audience, you know, a little more practice.
Maybe a band, you it'd be nice to have a
little band throw a stinger in there every now and then.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
You know, as much as I don't like the TSA,
I will admit that once in a while, when we're
out traveling to places, we run into a ten percenter,
you know, one of our people that.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Works as a TSA agent, just running through the line ran.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
And every time I meet one, I always think, Wow,
it's just you and us here, and all these other
people have nothing in comfort. The same thing happened to
me the other day. I was at a government office
downtown filling out paperwork. Are you adopting a baby. Yes,
I'm adopting a baby. Yes, and and I met a
ten percent.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
His name is runes By. Your female lady friend that
is a police officer. Well, I'm not married or anything yet,
I know, but you know that she might have to
you know, she won't stick around. You might have to
take all some responsibilities. Yeah, because you're not going won't
change some nasty diapers? No, No, you're right. I would certainly.
I would either get her to do it or pay somebody. Well,
that's what Mexicans are for, right, what weney, what do
(07:12):
you mean? What did you just say Mexicans? Yeah? Is
it racist or is it a compliment? Hang on a second.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
In my community we have the Mexican Americans Diaper Changing Association.
Are you suggesting that this organization are these proud men
and women who change baby's diapers or a Mexican flag.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Say they shouldn't exist. Yeah, mister Kenneth, what's your problem? No,
they are. They're very right to, are you. I'm sorry?
Did you think I was being racist?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You ere being a little yeah, yeah kind of, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
I was acknowledging the existence of this marginalized group of people.
This this tiny group of people over here that you
may not be aware of, have the right to change
my baby's diapers.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It was actually a compliment. Can it be a racism
and a compliment at the same time. I mean sometimes
it is, Well, how is it racist if you're complimenting
somebody you say, these guys are particularly good at something. Oh,
that's racist. Like if you said to you know, Asians
are good at math but bad at driving. A compliment
to say that we're good at something, right, and people
(08:15):
are just going to focus on the negative. That's how
people do. You here's just always won't be negative. Here's
the truth.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
If you were to say that, I don't know like that,
why were you adopting a child? It doesn't matter whatever.
I can adopt kids if I want.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
What do you care? Worry? Because sometimes you get an
idea in your head and then like a you know,
a week or a month later, you're like, oh no,
I'm off of that now. I just wouldn't want that
to happen to the baby. I make enough money to
pay somebody to take care of the time. Talk about
the money, I'm talking about the interest level. You might
you might fade on it. After a while, Are you
really got to dedicate yourself to the next eighteen years here?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Why?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, I an't gonna step that declined on your adoption process. Look,
all I am saying is this, guys. You show pretty
good work with Milton. Thank you? Yeah. Yeah, my dog's great,
he's famous now you got him on the side of
vork Lands and things. Sure, my dog has endorsement deals.
How many endorsement deals does your dog have, mister Kenneth
(09:10):
just me?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Oh so, why don't you take a seat, buddy? Uh yeah, Hello,
all right, I want to get back to the original
point here. What's the point Students at Singapore and South
Korea dominate international math rankings.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Stat remember that being the point at all? Are you
in downtown? Why'd you go downtown to the courthouse because
you you started the story to adopt a kid. What
do you mean it's none of your business what I
could do what I want with my money. What do
you care? Is it an Asian kid? Yeah? I want
someone that's good at math. Now we're back on trats.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Students at Singapore and South Korea dominate international math rankings.
That's objectively true. If you say Asians are good at math.
It's racist. It's all about how you frame it, guys.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So you have to say different words that mean the
same thing. If you say that Jews are good at science,
it's racist.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
If you say that Jews statistically earn a high number
of the Nobel Prize for science achievement, that's objectively true.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Said the same thing. But it's not racist, now, Ran,
It's just about how you frame it. That is. That's
some tricky wording you got, DEREKINI yeah, I know exactly. Yeah,
you have to write a book that maybe a book's
a lot, but they put out a pamphlet. Could you
put maybe a flyer. Start with a flyer, work your
way up to a pamphlet. Yeah. And as you know,
I'm a white guy, so I'm good at organizing. Well,
(10:19):
you'll get somebody else to do it for you, I.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Mean obviously, Yeah, I'd pay a Mexican. That's obvious at
this point.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
My father worked in profanity the way other artists might
work in oils or clay. It was his true medium.
A master. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Saint Michael the Archangel defend us in battle, be our
protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May
God rebuke him. We humbly pray and do thou, o,
Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the cobpower of God
thrust into hell. Satan did something, and all evil spirits
who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Amen, what did you do? Amen? And amen you a
little what did you do? The Saint Michael prayer is
not a prayer for forgiveness.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's a prayer you say when you're going into battle,
my friend, Yeah, so you started trouble.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Nice, you got to go to battle, and you're trying
to bring.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Us with you every day. Every day we go to battle.
This is a radio show for well. Yeah, we want
to stop evil, right, Oh? You battling evil today? I
every day to jump all the train. Everyone battles evil.
I'm the anti hero. I'm the guy that shows up
when the good guy couldn't get the job done.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I come in. I play a little dirty, but I'll
clean up. Man. I'll tell you what it's like. You
know that. What is it like when when Joker helps
out the Batman and you're like, what's this? What the
hell is going on?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
We thought he was a villain, but once in a
while the joker helps out the good guy.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's kind of like with this radio show. Is a
lot like this. We just helped out with disbanding the TSA.
I think between us and the trans uniting our powers together,
I think it'll happen. And did you know this? This
is like a little side Bennie to you know, just
getting them out of our way? Is that different than egg? Yeah?
Very different, dude. I love that Holliday sauce. No TSA
(12:04):
would save us the American taxpayers, well most of us
pay taxes, and not all of us, I guess according
to Jazzman. Anyway, that would be a savings of eleven
point eight billion dollars a year. That was the budget
for twenty twenty five. What if the airline hire tomorrow
is probably over twelve billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
What if the airlines handled their own security, they just
raise the prices?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Okay, hang on, before I thought you just asked a
simple question.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Before everybody says they go all raise the prizes, I
want you to consider how it works.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Now.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
What if the president said you have to freeze your
prices right now, right now, We're I hate that that
sounds like something Zorhon would do. He already asked, right now,
the security is handled by a group of people who
have no incentive, no motivation to keep the cost low
or keep the quality high.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
None, nop.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Why would they? What do they care if it doesn't
work well, doesn't affect them. The TSA still exists. It's
not like they're you know, you're getting on t I say, airlines,
You're not there, No such thing. And it's not like
by keeping the cost down they help protect their drowsers.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They don't care.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
No Southwest Airlines, United, Delta, what's another one, Jet Blue.
If they were doing their own security, they would have
to keep the cost down in order to get you
to buy the ticket. They would have to keep the
quality up in order to make you feel safe, and
you would have the choice to get on an airline
with a lower ticket and more lenient security.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Plus, when somebody blows up an airplane, that's that's a
cost that the airline. You know, they blew up a
United Yet then United has got to pay for all
that and all the people that are you know, survivors
of the people that didn't survive their family members, and
all the lawsuits that are going to happen, so it's
in their best interest. Got to make sure that nobody
gets on there. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Right now, there are two things happening simultaneously. Right, you're
paying taxes and you're paying for the airlines. Right, you're
assuming you fly. If you don't fly, why are you
paying taxes for airport security?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well, it's like if you don't send kids to school,
why do I have to pay school taxes? I do?
I have to pay school taxes? And I don't think
it's to school. And a lot of people don't send
their kids to the you know, the public school because
maybe they think it sucks, and so they have to
pay the school taxes and then they have to pay
for private school on top of it. It's not right,
but that's how it works. I don't know, but you
(14:19):
know how you're going to get out of that. I
don't have kids in school now, but I'm I'm probably
still don't. I don't try to look too close at
the stuff I'm paying because it just puts you in
a bad mood.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I don't want to be in a bad mood, do you.
I want to be in a good mood. It's Christmas time.
I'm not gonna let anybody affect my good mood. I'm
happy to be alive. I am happy to be surviving.
You and me and this guy over here and him
and even her and mister Kenneth. We're all getting this together.
We're like a motley crew of people that are going
to have a merry Christmas, whether these heathens like it
(14:50):
or not, whether these is Lamo fascist and commie pricks
lgbt QM efforts you don't like it, kiss my grits.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
We're having a good Christmas.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
And that at you with the compliments. I don't care
what everybody says about you. I don't listen to everybody else.
I make up my own mind, and I think you
are a good half asked Catholic. Thank you very much.
A lot of people said they don't think you're a
good one, and I think you're a great half ass Catholic.
I don't care if they do.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
You know, if there's one guy that really doesn't care
if he's hated on this show, trust me, it's me.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I thought it was me. Well, yeah, I guess we
all have that in common. I don't think we do,
don't we?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Five Yeah, nobody do that. No, nobody do that.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Oh. Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett has a three thousand dollars lean
on her luxury Dallas condo, which actually doesn't sound like
that much.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
But she won't pay her HOA dues. It's three thousand dollars. Yeah.
Is this her form of protest or is she just
thinks she's above the law that everybody else has to
live by. I get it.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Three thousand dollars isn't nothing, but it's not like three
hundred thousand dollars or three million dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
To an HOA though, that might be the difference between
having a stop sign up and then saving the kids life,
So she might by not paying that money and not
funding the stop side, she might be killing kids.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Some have claimed that she's just running for Senate because
of this. My friend Dana says, Jasmin Crockett is running
to lose in the Senate because she needs gullible donors
to keep her living in luxury.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, that happens in every race in every state.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Sure, But as just a regular run of the mill
congress woman, it's a good job, it's not an amazing job.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
The money isn't amazing.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
The donations the lobbyist bribes, they aren't amazing. O.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
If she wins that subside, if she loses the whole
upside she works at MS now, yeah, and gets to
keep all that campaign contributions.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Guys, I but then will she use them to pay
off her hoads? And if she does, is that fraud?
I think it's amazing that she's running.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
At this point, the whoever the candidate's going to be
packed in Wesley Hunt, even if it's corn, and just
sit around eating popcorn, watching her timelines. Guys, look at
her newsfeed and watch all the in saying things she's
gonna say. You're gonna win by twenty points.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Oh yeah, just yesterday was fun and it hadn't he
started yet.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You know who this is really bad for? And no
one's even talking about it yet. AOC, Oh, that's true.
The squad is a nobody's talking about her. The squad
is done. There's a new queen now step aside. It's
now congress Woman Bleach blonde, bad butcher body. AOC is
just gonna sit there on the sidelines now taking notes.
That's not gonna matter.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
An the rest of the squad all Somalians, so they'll
probably they'll be gone soon. Huh, Well, there is one.
They're not all Somalians, but they all share the same
political leaning.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
They all either worship Mohammed, Karl Marx, or a little both.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Today's show is sponsored by Ma Santas. Want a photo
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