The Devil Of The Ozarks - THU 9.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We'll get to that in a minute. And it's very
awkward this day in history, because we don't like to
disparage our great leaders. But we might have to doutee
before that though. Celebrity birthdays include Elvis's grand baby. Yes,
Elvis had a granddaughter. Her name Riley, and she's thirty
six years old.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Now, Happy birthday, Riley. I wonder is her last name
Presley or no?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's kioe. How do you spell it? K e o
u g h heel? It sounds like it spelled like
it could be a cough. She kind of looks like
Amber Heard. Oh that's that's absolutely a good thing, is it.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I think she's kind of pretty.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Does she act like her though? That's the question.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I just learned about her seconds ago. I'm gonna probably
who acts like Amber Heard? I mean, that's a special
kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's also scary Spice's birthday, Melby, she's fifty. Daniel Tosh
is also fifty. I did like his show, except for
the feces.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Boy. They canceled him, didn't They did? Right when they.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Kept telling you it was gonna happen, Because he kept
smart and off.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
He explained many times that he was a little too
racy for Viacom, and it turned out he was Laverne.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Coxs Cox, Nice of Oranges the New Black, among other things.
She's fifty three, Lisa Welchell. That's Blair from the Fats
of Life sixty two today.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Wait, Laverne Cox is a dude. Why'd you say she?
That's a that's a tranny. She played Sophia. It's a
guy Oranges The New Black. It's a guy from Mobile, Alabama.
Shout out Mobile.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I bet they probably want nothing to do with this
personal They're like Donnasi.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's Melissa Ethriche's birthday, one of my faves. She's sixty four.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
You like a lesbian. I'm surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I like her music. Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
You like a liberal like Willie Nelson. I like some
of his meeting Again, I mean Melissa, he is probably
a liberal.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Rupert Oh yeah, Rupert Everett sixty six an admitting sixty seven.
LaToya Jackson is sixty nine years old. Nice, And it's
also her sister Reebe's birthday too. Reebe is seventy five today.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
You know it's Jermaine or nothing for me. That's the
only I'm a Tito man, really, okay, top Tito. I
don't know, dude, Jermaine.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
They tib Jermaine, Ralph, you know, like spare parts for Michael.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's all. He's real Tito.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
So somewhere else, there's a Jackson walking around that's missing
his left testicle in his right pinky toe.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Poor guy.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
The guy that shot Reagan back in eighty one to
impress Jody Foster. Not sure that worked, No.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Because it turns out she's more into Melissath exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
John Hinkley's his name, he's seventy today and no longer
with us. It's Bob Hopes and John F. Kennedy's birthday,
the thirty fifth president.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Wouldn't that suck if you committed murder to impress a
woman and she to turn out to be a lesbian.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I mean, come on, I think it did.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
So that is so funny if you think about it,
not in a good way, if you know what I mean, No,
not even a little bit. You know what you mean
today is put a pillow on your fridge day. And
that's about all I've got for that.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
No, it's not put a pillow on your fridge day.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's it. It definitely is put a pillow on your
fridge day. It must be good luck.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
No, there's no such that's not a thing. There's no
way that that's a thing.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I okay, you could show me on the screen and
I still don't believe it. A pillow on your fridge day,
son of a bit. He's right, it says it right there.
There's a website and everything. Oh yeah, it's supposed to
bring you prosperity and good fortune, which I think is
the same thing according to who, according to you know this?
It's it's an old tradition. Nobody is quite sure what

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started the tradition, but it's it's just been a thing
for a while now, all right. It's an also national
biscuit day, and I don't speak French national cocks of
it then day?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
What is I mean?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Coco cocovon? What does that mean? Is that you'd like it?
You'd eat it?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Chicken braised in red wine? Is that what that is?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's what that is?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
The cocoa van see that I get pillow on your fridge?
That honey, where's the pillow?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Are you willing to risk not achieving prosperity by not
putting a pillow on your fridge. What's it gonna hurt?
You know, it's like buying a lottery ticket. You know,
think you win, But what if you did.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know if you know this about me, because
I don't think you've ever been in my bedroom. I
have no less at any point than fifteen twenty pillows
on my bed.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I want to put all of them on the fridge.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
That's your fridge.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
It goes all the way to the top and in
the cabinet above it, and you can't put them. Can
you put it inside the fridge? Would that work? That's
my question too. But then also I consider this. I
have all those pillows there for a reason. I'm a
big guy. I like to spread out. I like a
lot of pillows. When I'm at a hotel, I can't
get enough pillows.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm supposed to give up a pillow for some stupid
hokeis Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know, I don't have to leave it in there forever.
Just put it on the.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Fridge until I go to bed.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
How long? He didn't say, It's not like there's a
lot of detail in this article.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's what day it is. If I go to Sturgis
this summer. Am I gonna get enough pillows in my hotel?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Probably not? See, that's why I might have to fletch
it out with a little with some women scattered around
on there.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
That's why I like law Tigers. They got your back,
you know.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
You know what they do. Yeah, speaking of Laftigers, they
bring you this day in history because they got a
style and in Sturgis promotion going right now where you
could win some really kick ass stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
What a weird coincidence I was just talking about they
were today in seventeen ninety, Happy birthday, Rhode Island the
thirteenth state.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
That was the last of the original thirteen. But couldn't
you say the same? It's like this is state was
the last of the original fourteen. Alaska was the last
of the original fifteen. It's not really saying anything, right,
not really.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Today in eighteen forty eight, Wisconsin became the thirtieth state
in the Union.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
That was the last of the original thirty. That's the
last one in your top thirty today.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
In eighteen forty nine, Abraham Lincoln gets a patent for
his vessel lifting device? Did you know he invented a
vessel lifting device?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Lifting like like a vessel, Billy had. Why do you
keep on a vessel? Why do you keep looking at
your lap? What do you like blood vessels? No, Billy.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Today, in nineteen eleven, the Indianapolis five hundred happened for
the first time.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
So on A J.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Foyt.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Richard Petty, I think is who it was?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Stop it?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, Tom Petty, it was Tom Petty.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Can we do nineteen fifty three? This is the one
I thought was a little awkward.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Is it about Sir Edmund Hillary? I'll let you do it.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Nineteen fifty three On this day is when Sir Edmund
Hillary and a sherpa named Tinsing became the first climbers
to reach the top of Mount Everest.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
See, this is a big day. This always pissed me off.
You know that sherp I did all the heavy lift,
of course, and I always do. And they're given the
credit to Sir Edmund Hillary. By the way, didn't Hillary
Clinton lie and say she was named after him?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
It's the awkward part. Hillary Clinton was born in nineteen
forty seven. I'm pretty sure she was named Hillary sometime
during that time. This happened in nineteen fifty three, six
years later, and yet she claimed, like you know, out
loud in public, that she was named after him because

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of his great achievements of climbing Mount Everest six years
after she was born. So she went around all the
way to kindergarten with an without a name. That's right,
her name the whole time. For that little ugly girl
over there.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Margaret Sanger Clinton, that was her name, not Clinton obviously.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah. Today, in nineteen nineteen, Charles Streit applies for a
patent on his pop up toaster, without which we wouldn't
have pop tarts today. In nameeen twenty two, the Supreme
Court rules major League baseball is a sport and it's
not subject to antitrust laws. But it was also considered
just a pastime. Sure, yeah, America's favorite pastime football, That's
America's favorite sport.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Today.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
In nineteen forty two, Bing Crosby records Irving Irving Berlin's
White Christmas the Great.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
It is a pretty warm day nearly summertime, and he's
recording White Christmas.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, it made sense it had to come out later
on that year. But more interesting is this today in
nineteen seventy one, Sorry listening to the lyrics in this song,
Man This is just like a perfect song, is it?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I can't think of This is just a fun innocent
song about what all the lyrics they're kidding? Well, it's
a song about putting sugar on your cereal. Mister roh.
It's just a nice, fun innocent song, is that right?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah? Brown sugar? How come you taste so good making cookies?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Exactly? That's what this is a song about, Isn't it
must be? Today?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
In nineteen seventy four, President Nixon agrees to turn over
twelve hundred pages of edited Watergate transcripts.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Nobody wants to read that crap.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
It's too long.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, turn it into a movie. The movies are better
than the books. Anytime too long? Didn't read? Don't care? Oh?
Today is today? Aj Foyt won him the first of
the four indy five hundreds. But it was it wasn't
in nineteen eleven, nineteen seventy seven. Huh so he did?
All right?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
And this is a Janet guthrie Gal, first woman to
qualify for the race, was forced to drop out just
twenty seven laps in. She had lily engine trouble because
you know how gals are they see that little engine
light come on and they just won't pull over. Yeah,
why is that? What is it about it? What do
they think is going to happen? You know that light

(09:13):
there is for your own safety.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Yard.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Lady just call her husband, I mean, I imagine probably
he told her to calm down. Yeah, he's a smart husband. Hey,
speaking of calm down, I wish California would calm down.
They're going to allow non citizens to count ballots and
elections to count. They're also letting them vote. Then they
can count ballots. Okay, but in this case, did that

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happened on this day in history?

Speaker 4 (09:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Well, yah, did we leave that behind yesterday?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
In history?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
California legalized illegals overseeing their elections.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
This is not an exaggeration.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
That really happens something. Remember Tomayo, you were recognized, mister speaker.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
I rise in strong opposition to Abe nine p.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Thirty.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
It does not modernize the way people vote. It adds
the ability for non citizens to serve as recount board members.
I'm not sure why a non citizen should have any
business serving on a board overseeing a US election. That's
not how people vote in America.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Where you hang out, but it's not where people vote,
how most people vote that I talk to on both
sides of the aisle.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Just a moment.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Mister Demio is in a gulag today. There's no way
they had to get him out of it.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Click.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
One of the only Republicans in state government, and nobody's
seen him ever since that video is recorded.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
We were doing DEI before it was cool. You're listening
to the Walton and Johnson Show, Ray Stephens.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
New music from Ray Stevens out right.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Now at least pretty much summed up all the Democrat
policies and one nice little package there. It's why you
can't be a Democrat these days. It's just they lunatics.
That's all.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I love how Ray Stevens is still putting out in music.
What a cool guy. Hey, exciting news.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
There's only two remaining escaped inmates right now, and I
got to think one of them is going to be
very easy to capture. I'm talking about that.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Think so.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
But they're still out there. There's these two guys are
playing hard to get. There's this guy named Derrick Groves.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Now, if I describe him to you, it's gonna sound
like I'm describing any.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Black guy out there. Yeah, he is black. Yeah, but
the other guy's a little easier to describe. Antoine Maycy
has corn rows, a goatee, and a dick tattooed on
his forehead. Squeeze me, excuse me? You mean penish?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Should I think you're fine? Okay, he has on his
forehead there he has genitalia. I guess is what I
was trying to say, ye male specifically, Yeah, Jinna Tugler,
I think he's what you were trying to say.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
On his forehead there, it looks like it's a bone
or something like that. Oh, how on earth is this
guy getting away with that? There's a guy out there.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I think he put that on himself, or do you
think somebody gave him a tattoo against his will? I
don't know what guy puts. You know, penis tattoos on
his forehead on purpose. Bro, I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I mean, there's a guy walking around with this thing
tattooed on his forehead. And they're not yawls that prison show,
remember ols, Yeah, with a shillingjured a Nazi. He tattooed, Well,
he didn't tattoo, he just like took a rusty nail
and carved one of them SWASTI goes into that white boys.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
But that's how you get tatanus.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
You know. Well, I'm sure that was probably what he
was thinking. I shure it on wont tutanus? Yeah, I
wouldn't want it either. Well, you can always get a
tattoo while being held down naked by a jail cell
full of white Area Nation supremuist Nazis.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Who was it?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
They did it to a black guy or a Jew
or a little white boy. Oh, they jumped to me
in Basically, now you one of us, whether you like
it or not, because that's was the gay ain't never
going away?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
So antarn Macy's got the bonery on his forehead, right,
that's uh.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
And they can't find this guy. I think you'd notice
him just you know, if he was in the store,
you know, picking up back smoked or something.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Isn't that's the craziest thing. Meanwhile, there's the Devil of
the Ozarks. There's this guy in Arkansas. That's the craziest thing, right,
there is the Devil of the Ozarks, the former police
chief who is murdered and raped, apparently escaped when he
tricked somebody into letting him out of a prison in
Calico Rock.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
It's a place up in Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
There.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
He escaped just days after the ten men fled New
Orleans jail. So this isn't getting quite the same amount
of attention, partly because it's only one guy.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, but look what he I mean, look what he did. Well,
they're all pretty bad, and he's the former police chief.
That's really the icing on the cake for me. In Arkansas,
what was the name of the town vice Sunday? He's
fifty six. Name is Grant Harden Sunday afternoon. They named

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the town here somewhere in Arkansas. But anyway, he was
the town's police chief, and then he did some raping
and murder one by the way, that's bad.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Officials have scoured Arkansas's rugged Ozark Mountains for a former
police chief and convicted killer and rapist to escape from
prison over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
We don't know where grand Harden is.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
He briefly served as police chief of a small town
of Gateway near it near the Arkansas Missouri border.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
I know that area, well, that.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Took probably even north of Bittonville. Yeah, Walmart World, that's
exactly right. Yeah, that's exactly where it is. Far from
misery wreck there.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah, it's true misery, misery America anyway. Known as the
Devil of the Ozarks. He escaped Sunday from the North
Central Unit, a medium security prison in Calico Rock.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I love the fact that they described what he was
wearing for us when he escaped, Like, he'll never change this.
He's wearing black pants, black T shirt, and a black
baseball cap.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
He dressed like a cop to get out.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, he escaped from the prison by impersonating a corrections
officer in dress and manner.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
He's probably pretty good at it. Used to be a cop,
and he probably knows how to hide from the cops
since he was one, and he knows how they work.
As far as you know, a man hunt goes.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
A prison officer opened to a secure gate, allowing him
to leave the facility. The outfit was not a state
inmate or correctional uniform, According to a spokesperson, Officials are
working to determine how he was either able to get
the uniform or manufacture it himself.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
How many tattoos as he have on his face?

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Not any?

Speaker 5 (15:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Too.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, as bad of a guy as he is, he
was smart enough to not have a penis tattooed on
his forehead.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
He's has been in prison since twenty seventeen, was going
to be there a lot longer, and I guess that's
why he decided to buffed out.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
It's not clear if he had any help. No one
really knows.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
He escaped into a rural part of the state and
boys in New Orleanshire did I think the numbers up
to fourteen people have been arrested or detained charged with
helping the ten people escape jail.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Now, those guys were in a maximum security prison. It
just wasn't very good, right or jail or whatever it was.
But this guy was in a medium security facility and
it shows, Yeah, that's what it shows.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, And that was how he was able to get out.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
The four yeels police chief he served in as a
police officer Fayetteville, Huntsville, and Eureka Springs, Arkansas. He was
fired from the Fayetteville Police Department and was allowed to
resign instead of being fired from Eureka Springs after being
accused of falsifying a report. That guy was just really

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not a good cop ever.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Wow, just like that, and just think he's out there
right now on the streets that dangerous white man boy.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I really hope somebody captures him.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
He looked kind of like Egghead from the old Batman show.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
He looks like Uncle Fester that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he kind of looks like someone else I know too.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
It doesn't matter anyway. Anyway, he doesn't have a penis
on his forehead, so well.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
He was sent usd to a total of fifty years
at thirty for the first degree murdered a couple of
you know, other sentences for the rapesh bah bah bah
bad guy, and I hope they catch him.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
This nine year old kid tests on behalf of school
choice and it was epic. A nine year old homeschooled
genius from Nevada who happened to be Asian. But that's
besides the point. So it's just beside the point.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Beside the point. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Spoke in front of the Assembly Committee on Ways and
Means over there, and that's when this was said.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
My name is juliette Leon spelled j U l i
e t t e l e o ng, and I'm
here today to express my strong support for Bill AB
five e four to expand school choice. Thanks to Governor Lombardo,
Nevada is on its way to becoming a true school
choice state, giving the children the tools to thrive. Our

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school system is too large and too slow to keep
up with the world cheape by rapidly changing job markets.
That's why families need options like smaller private schools, charter schools,
and homeschooling. I spell out a third grade level and
do high school level map, and no school could accommodate
my needs.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Some of you might think, wow, Kenny, that caseuse she's
so good at math. Yeah, because she's homeschooled, obviously, the Asian.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, little Juliet Long is a smart girl because she's homeschooled.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
It's not because she's Asian, So stop asking. Yeah, stop
pointing out the fact that she's from Asia or wherever
she's from. Anyway, I enjoy that. I like a smart
little kid. I think that's cool. I like what kids
are smart.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
You know.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
It's cute, Yeah, very cute, And it makes me feel
good about the future. And I like feeling good. It's
much better than the opposite, which I've done before, and
I didn't enjoy it all.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Questions in the email at Walden Johnson dot com. The
pillow on the refrigerator thing, it goes way back. You say,
when were refrigerators invented? It can't go back any further
than that. Pillows are like nine thousand years old. The
ancient Egyptians they had had stone pillows because it kept
their face off the floor when they slept, so the

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bugs wouldn't crawl in their mouths. That's why pillows were
first invented, just to prop their heads up to keep
the insects. But it's a very good question. Okay, According
to this, the refrigerators we know it today. The electric
refrigerator was invented by Fred Wolf in nineteen thirteen. There
were things that were similar to a refrigerator before that,
but basically that was it. Well, so six thousand BC

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we had the pillows, and for what seven thousand years
or more, nobody thought to put a pillow in a refrigerator.
They have any refrigerators, Bill Yead, If you could only
live with one of those things, a refrigerator or a pillow,
which would you choose? Oooh boy, I'd have to go
freege Yeah, like a coal beer.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, I mean me too, But uh, you know, a pillow,
I like having a pillow too. I like my head
to rest on something soft. In this hypothetical, you just
have to lay your head down on.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Something hard or somebody else, like you know, mama's got pillows.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, hey, wait a second, that's a good point. We
could objectify women.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
And it reminds me of the movie Carrie when her
mom talked to her about her dirty pillows.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I don't remember that. Isn't that in the movie where
she murders everybody?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, that doesn't make me want to take a nap,
mister Kenneth.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
No, no, no, the dirty pillows were up higher here
in the Chestole region.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Oh man, I don't think those are dirty at all.
I think they're beautiful.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
You should talk to Carrie's mama. Do not come, do
not come.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I'm gonna come.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
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