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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Several countries, including Canada, the UK, and Australia, are urging
their citizens not to visit to the United States. And
I say, good, please, yes, get these Canadians out of here.
We'll be all right. I think we'll be okay without them.
Nothing has actually changed in our country. What do they
think We're going to start deporting all the Australians or something.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is it because of the high crime in America? Because
I've heard the crime is just right, Steve, that is
part of it. Yes, but the crime is just right.
Remember we've got it from authoritative sources, the police chief
of Washington, d C. The mayor of the city council.
(00:44):
They love the crime right where it is. Leave it alone.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
The following countries have issued travel advisories for their citizens
traveling in the United States, citing concerns ranging from gun
violence and crimes to immigration policies and healthcare costs. Mm hmmm,
I actually get behind you on this. Canada, Germany, Germania, France,
the UK, Finland, Oh boy, what are we gonna do?
(01:09):
Listen to this? This is my favorite. Finland advises travelers
with non binary gender markers on their passport to contact
the embassy before travel.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh no, no, no, no, just keep it simple, stay away.
How about that?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What is this right here on your passport? Oh that's
my non binary gender marker? Okay, uh go ahead and
report to the UH to the gas chambers there on
the fifth floor. You had send him to the Trump
the Maga gulags. What do they think we're gonna do
to you? If you're a non binary you might not
qualify for taxpayer funded gender affirming care? Are they? What
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do they think We're rounding up all the queers and
putting them in camps or something like?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
What do they think is happening here? Whatever Democrats decide
to tell them? Yeah, it's terrible, terrible what Trump's done
to this country. I love If they'll stay out, that's great.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I mean, that's my favorite part, is like all right,
well yeah, wait, so you're gonna stop all the illegal
immigrants you let in from coming here? Is that what
this boy? If you guys don't cut it out, Canada
is gonna stop sending us our Haitians there? Oh no
more Haitians, damn it. They might have to go back
to Haiti. Yeah, oh no, well we can't do that.
(02:24):
You can't put them through something like that. They act
like it's a death sentence if they go home. Well,
and why do we want them here? The dumbest news story,
I mean, besides this, and I'm sure we'll find more
in twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Well, there's plenty of dumbness out there. We're good at finding.
It is the dumb dumbrirization of America.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's strong Washington, DC City officials less than a month ago,
less than a month ago, complaining that the head of
their own police force was lying to them about crime
statistics and then.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Has been prosecuted, apparently for manipulating said data.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And they were all mad about it. They were all
saying DC's not safe. And then Trump, this is the
perfect example of TDS. And then Trump comes along three
weeks later, it says exactly what they had just said,
and they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't want
Trump to turn DC into a militarized police state. Now
what do they think that means? What do they think
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we're gonna do go around rounding up all the Capitol
Hill staffers and put chains on them and make them
start reporting to a labor camp. What the hell do
they think he's gonna do. How long? Because I know
they predicted.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
This, and I'm sure they've been expecting how long before
Trump stops wearing suits and starts wearing a uniform.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Would you just love to see him come out one
day in.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
A uniform, get some of those epaulets on his shoulders,
the the salad on the chests, in metals and things. Sure,
just have them come out and said, well, this is
what they say I am.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Why not dress the part? I said to be cool?
If Trump would get a crew cut and they'll grow
a beard.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Have you noticed it looked yesterday? I could just be
the lighting. It looks like he's letting his hair coloring fade.
Like it's not as orangeish brown as it used to
be whatever color it was.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now it's just white. It looks like it's going lighter. Yeah,
it seems, you know, like an easy progression. Fram Yeah,
I should. I mean, he's almost eighty.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I do think the we said a long time ago
he should either shave his head or get one of
those really tight burd military style cuts, just you know,
just change that look up.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
A little bit. I love it, but I mean, come on,
you you know you can't change the Big Mac. What
are you gonna You're to start doing curly fries at
McDonald's next, What are you gonna do here? New Coke?
Nobody wants Nike? Oh no, the show, Happy Tuesday, Everybody,
Wolton and Johnson Radio Network. A Tennessee man who shot
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his wife stop for a beer on the way to
the hospital. Yes, he did. In his defense, Yeah, it's
a beer and she's his wife, you know, Yeah, just saying.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And I mean, you know, it was just down the street,
what like she was shot, you know, And well, okay,
he did shoot her in the stomach, which you don't know.
There's a lot of stuff in there that can go
wrong if a bullet passes through them. Yeah, he told
her before he shot her to stop playing. Really said
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he was blocking her from leaving the house and she
tried to get past him. Shot her in the stomach,
and he said, I told you to stop playing with me.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It doesn't sound way like the way people in my
community talk. Well, de Carlo is a young man. Well,
I'm sorry, his name is Di Carlo. That sounds like
the name that sounds like it's supposed to sound like
a Latino name, But it's not.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh oh, yeah, he looks like he used to be
in the Commodores. God, I think I've seen him before.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Anyway, Yeah, he stopped for a beer all the way
to the hospital. So the judge finally got around hearing
about all this, judge, should you know what? How about
second degree attempted murder? Sure, and that sounds like a
domestic assault hoped duh, same thing he is now, this
will shock you. He has had a previous brush with
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the law. He is a felon in possession of a
firearms A lot here, so no, no, So they decided
the Carlo could sit for a three hundred and fifty
thousand dollars bond. Wow, it's a lot. But then again,
is it enough?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Is it? Probably not. I think we're letting too many
of them out of jail. Now, look, dude, there's too
many violent This guy was already a violent criminal, and
he's willing to hurt his own You know, the woman
he has Saxu. I bet they've had sex before, probably
and he's willing to shoot her.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Could be he's had sex with some other women as well.
Perhaps Mama found out. I don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
All jugs aside. If a man is willing to shoot
the woman he beds, I mean, what's to stop him
from shooting you? Sure? We also have a Florida man
already lined up for you, believe it or not.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
He's not just any old Florida man. He's also a DJ.
They are the worst kind of people on earth, and
the just news from around the globe here, it's just
so entertaining. A homeless man in Brazil joined in. Why
do they run an eight k?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
In Brazil?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
We do ten k's five five ks, ten k, but
they have they add an eight k.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Maybe it means maybe they have double metrics to maybe.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, anyway, the race was going on and he decided
to join in, just jumped in wearing flip flops.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Seems to be the real crucial part of the store here. Wait,
I've done that before. I know. This reminded me of
you a lot I did at the Turkey Trot last
year in Houston at eight k running.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
He said he saw the race going on and thought
he'd just join in. It might help work off his hangover.
Flip flops and a hangover, And why was this guy
a problem? I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It's just a human interest story, I guess. And then
did they arrest emarily? Just let him go. I don't
think he bothered anybody.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
He sounds like a hero to me. Dude, got like
a DJ in Florida or something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I mean he's known Daniel Penny or Big Balls, but
I still say he's a hero. Yeah. We need more
guys like Big Balls than Daniel Penny. Remember, everybody gets
who Big Balls is at this point, I have to
exploit it. Dude. You should if you're a regular listener.
We've covered mister Balls multiple times. Big Ball. They say
he's nineteen or twenty one, depending on where you read.
(08:52):
The point is he's a young software programmer who worked
for Elon Musk at DOGE, and it was his job
to run scans on computer on government databases to figure
out where there were anomalies money being spent on weird things,
suspiciously high amounts of money for needlessly pointless things. And
he was recently walking the streets of Washington, d C.
(09:14):
When he stumbled upon a mob of angry teenagers beating
the snot out of a woman supposedly unprovoked. He stepped
in and did something about it, and now he's being
mocked by members of the Obama administration.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
And of course they're not telling the whole story. They're
just telling one little piece of it to try to
make their side look like it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
This couckoled little bitch boy used to be an Obama staffer.
His name is Sawyer Hackett. He said Trump's military takeover
of DC has nothing to do with law enforcementth.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Trump is attempting a military takeover of Washington, d C. Today,
Trump announced that he's putting the DC police under federal
control and deploying the National Guard to quote rescue our
nation's capital from crime.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I was born in DC. My parents are from DC,
so you were. So you're a government staffer that actually
was born in the swamp, and we're supposed to pretend
what that you're a good guy. This is one. By
the way, The Sawyer Hacket guy was one of the
people mocking Big Balls on social media. He said, quote
crazy that DC is becoming a military police state because
(10:18):
an insul nicknamed Big Balls got his ass kicked by
a pack of unarmed preteens. The rest of that tweet
should read. While defending a woman from being sexually assaulted,
unprovoked by an angry mob. But were those.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Kids that were attacking that woman? Were they all under
twelve years or under? The report was just that they
were teens. Now he says they're preteens.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I think that makes it.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
He's trying to make it look like this. You know,
this was nothing. This is like kids roughhousing. And he
got in a way.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, but then you see a photo the guy, he's
covered in blood. And have you seen the woman? Yeah,
he got handled pretty well. And ABC News anchor not
exactly bright Bart, named Kira Phillips, has just revealed that
she was jumped by a naked vagrant in Washington, d C.
She actually is saying this woman in the liberal media
is saying, actually big balls is right. She didn't call
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him big balls, but she said, actually there is quite
a bit of danger in Washington, d C. Right now. No, really.
Does everybody remember what Jeff Landrey did in Louisiana?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well, what do you mean specifically he had the Louisiana
State Troopers go to New Orleans? Because I thought you
meant what he did when we were with him at
the fighting event.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh, that we went around and toured TV studios. Well,
you know, there's some of the things going on High five.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
And each we were told, you know, since we're in
the inner circle, not to bring up some of the
things that we saw.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh yeah, the freemason stuff. That's right, obviously, that's what
you're referring to. Anyway, The point is all he did
is he sent Louisiana State troopers to New Orleans. It's
their jurisdiction. They're all to go there. They're Louisiana State Troopers.
New Orleans as a city in that boot, as Lil
Wayne would call it. Yeah, and it worked fifty year
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low for the murder there. I mean, that's fantastic. What
are they worried about that someone's going to arrest the criminals?
What do they actually think's going to happen. Well, yeah,
that's part of it. They don't like you arresting their
criminals and they don't like keeping them in jail.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Matter of fact, when they people started talking about these
crime stats and how the people in DC are so happy.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
With the amount of crime they have.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
It's down according to some, But then again they also
charge that guy with manipulating the data. We also have
the fact that they dropped a bunch of felonies down
to misdemeanors, not for like one individual, for the entire area.
They said, well, these crimes used to be felonies will
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make a misdemeanors. Also, a lot of the criminals have
figured out if you use kids that are seventeen and under,
they don't get in as much trouble and it doesn't
count on the crime stats because it's juvy stuff, and
they don't prosecute about half of the crimes that get committed.
They just let it slide. They manipulate that as well. So, yeah,
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crime's down, even though it's still a real scary place
to walk the streets.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It's almost like the leaders of these criminal gangs are
familiar with what the laws are and they're willing to
skirt around them in an effort to accomplish their goals.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
And it looks like the police, chief, city council, mayor
are all willing to help them.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Wow, we talked about this on Tuesday. It's only Tuesday.
Tuesday's another one of my trigger works. Yeah, I know,
I know. Walton and Johnson Radio Network