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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So, uh, Friday night we're in Hattiesburg at Bruce Ki's
for a comedy show, and then Saturday night where at
Southern Rhythm in Denham Springs, Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
In the parish I've heard, well, there's there's the parish,
and there's Livingston Parish. Livingston Parish, boy boy, I've been
to that part of the country so many times, Billy,
and I don't know that I've ever really actually ever
spent time specifically in Denham Springs. Probably not people that
have heard of Livingston Parish. You know, they know what's
what's what's all about. But there's some nice parts too,
(00:32):
you know, maybe you know you'll you'll find them.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Anybody famous from Denham Springs that I might have heard
of before. About you, well, I'm not from Denham Springs.
I'm going to be from their Combe Saturday. I'm from
Houston by now you're from it by way of Illinois.
But uh, why there are no celebrities or I'm sure
there are? Okay, do you know any I don't know
you're hitting around about some I was gonna ask if
(00:55):
you knew, why do you why do you ask?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
No reason?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I just wonder, Okay, I'm learning about Denim Springs. I
just walked into the chuckle hut here? Why why are
you chuckling?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You? You look like you the cat that ain't the
canary there sitting there with your little smug grin on
your face. I'm not I'm he is looking smug. Any
That's what it is. I walked in this morning. First
thing I should Kenny looks different. Smug? What bet smug?
Off your face?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, I resent that statement. I've always been smug. That's
not new about today. That's just a smugger.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Then you used to be. I got smugged last night. Well, I,
on the other hand, have come forward with uh, good
tidings for Florida men fans. If you like a Florida
man's story, stick around for that. I do. That's gonna
be fun. And how are we going with that thing?
You guys enjoy the the man hunt stuff? How's that? Oh,
(01:52):
there's a lot of those going on. Well, we're still
looking in Montana. Last I heard unless they unless they
just got him a little while ago that the guy
that shot up the bar killed four people.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh, do tell the latest from the world of man hunts.
Let's let's go on one right now?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Then? Yeah, you feel like going on a man hunt,
don't you? This music does slap you know? All right?
What do you know? They're still hunting? So he's out there?
What's he look like? Who is the guy? Oh? I
got pictures of him? I mean, if you really, I
thought you were into this a little bit more than
you knew.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I wasn't ready for it. You brought it up, so
I thought you had the detail. I have it now too.
Quadruple murder suspect to rest it after manhunt?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Is that Tennessee? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Look, well it looks like we got one. Yeah, that's
the guy in Tennessee. We got that's the old news.
Austin is his name, so that's from yesterday. And then
there's another one in Montana. That's the mass shooting suspect. Yeah,
that guy's name is Michael MPB.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Is his name?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Michael Paul Brown MPB okay and apparently shot three patrons
at the Owl Bar in Anaconda used to be an
Owl bar.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Heretolf Kirby. He also shot the bartender, three patrons and
a tender.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh, I hate shooting that. Do you understand how important
bartenders are to men?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes, a bartender to a man is like what a
therapist or a hairdresser is to a woman. Women have
therapists and hairdressers. Men have bartenders and strippers. And from
my experience, the bartender is a better investment. Yeah, you know,
thank you. The bartender, I'll talk to you all night.
Cost a lot less money. The stripper, on the other hand,
(03:29):
and I can get a little pricey. And as soon
as you've done painters, she don't want to talk to
you anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
This guy doesn't look like your standard you know, multi
person shooter killer, but you know he is.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He's got a mustache, no beard. I always wonder if
I could pull that off, but then I wouldn't have
a nice jaw line.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Does it is a mustache? Also, look upside down? It
looks a lot is up with that? Is that the photography?
Did somebody add the mustache or does he just grow
them weird? I think he's making a weird face.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
If you look at the posture of his of his
chin there and upper lip.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Is tucked in, that's it's pulling the mustache down. Was
he grimacing? Is that a grimace? Well, as long as
he wasn't looking smug, I tell you. Nobody likes that.
I know. I hate when people look small or smugger
than usual. He is military, former military. That's going to
make him harder to find. I think that's why he's
been able to, you know, stay on the run.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
US Army from two thousand and one to two thousand
and five deployed at least once that we know of,
to Iraq. Was a National Guard from six to nine.
Is his name John Rambo by any chance? Last they
call us his nickname? Huh, that makes me nervous. Last
rank was a sergeant for as we know, lived right
next door to the owl Bar, and according to the
(04:46):
report online, did he spend any time in Burma or Vietnam? Yeah?
I think so.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh not good now? Ever been to Afghanistan? Twenty years
in Afghanistan? Yeah, I did all that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
That makes me nervous. Nothing of it private works, now,
you know, Yeah, well you know how they are. Well.
He was still at large as for as we know,
believed to be running around in the mountains just west
of Anna Conda, has Eric. Don't you love a name
of a town, Anna Conda and an owl bar?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What's interesting about it? Being an owl bar in a
place called Anaconda? Is it almost sounds made up, doesn't it.
It's it's almost like a Hollywood writer was like, what
would be a cool name for the town, and he's
like a python. Now it's stupid. How about Anaconda? Yeah,
ana Conda? And then what's the bar called? Could it
be like hawk bar? No subtler? So owl bar? Owls
(05:39):
are nighttime predators. That's probably what you got in the bar.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Did you ever? You know? I dated a Native American
woman a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I heard about that, and she shed a weird thing
about owls.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
They all do. They all think owls are cursed or
they were messengers of death.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
We were at a zoo, don't ask me why, and
she saw an owl and she didn't want to go
near it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh yeah, watch that owl. I was like, you know,
it's just a.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Bird, right, And what's stranger about that is these people
will She claimed to be a Christian and she believed
in the Native American religions.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Can you do that? You can combine? Buddhists do it
all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's like almost like a hybrid restaurant, like a German
Japanese fusion thing that makes me nervous.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
By the way, a lot of things seem to make
you nervous.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Well, the new season of King of the Hill Bobby's
Restaurant combines the culinary delights of two of the Axis nations,
Oh boy, both Japan habachi bars, and then also the
German culture of the Texas Hill Country.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
What watch some Germans?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I know, especially the lunch from Fredericksburg. Well, yeah, I
don't know if you guys are history buffer.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Now see he's had more than one run in in Fredericksburg.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
What's up with that. I do enjoy Fredericksburg. You know
they have that thing there.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What is it? I like? Oh yeah, alcohol? Yeah, I
love that so far on the manhood and these these
these woods and the mountains of they're pretty thick. You know,
they had an infestation the pine beetle who came through
there killed a bunch of your lodge pine poles. I
don't know if you know that are lodge pole pines.
Is that one of the bugs that environment only wanted
(07:12):
to used to eat? I hope so, because they're killing
a lot of trees, so that means the trees all
fell over, just willy nilly helter skelter ever, which away
it makes it hard to you know, get through there.
It ain't your typical hiking trail kind of a park
like forest that you might be familiar with. So we've
(07:32):
got two hundred and fifty plus law enforcement officials and
nearly forty different agencies, local, state, federal, they're all represented. Wow, okay,
well it's good to know that. I hate to think
any part of our government was being excluded. And now
in day seven, it looks like they're not doing too well. No, no,
(07:53):
they're not. Got over two hundred and fifty people looking
for one guy and nothing. It does sound like a
movie plot line. Oh, speaking of movie plotlines, did I
mention there's a Florida man story coming up? You did
man out of Hollywood scripts? You did mention that? And
there's a news story today.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
About a lawmaker from Florida and it involves nudity and
sex videos and a former beauty contestant who is apparently
not pleased with him.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Damn, Oh, we're missing now? Is football?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Football is actually on TV? And this this this week.
If I'm not mistaken, it's Martin tonight. Yeah I think so. Yeah,
so then we're not missing football Billy, I just.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
For that story. We are, but it's gotten fairy.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and
reason and simply told the cabinet that he could talk
to plants and that they wanted water. He made believers
out of every water.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
This is the Walton and Johnson shown.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You probably wanted your dad and your uncle to stop
fighting with each other, and it appears to be happening
right now.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Here's Donald Trump on Elon Musk.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I'm wondering miss having him around the White House or
is that full accurate?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I don't know the pole's accurate. I think he's a
good person. I think he had a bad moment, really
bad moment, but he's a good person. I think I
believe that. Bam.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, then and Elon said the same thing about Trump.
So can we just put that behind us in the
rear view mirror now, I think we can Trump and
Elon getting along again.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's that tried to do that before. There's there's some hard,
harsh words and hard feelings, but maybe they'll be able
to get past it. We don't forget, but perhaps we'll forgive.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Men have this very interesting thing that they do, whether
children or adults, where we can get into a pretty
violent fight with one another, two men, and then maybe
an hour later just shake hands and go all right whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Women aren't like that. Women are not. No, they're not.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Don't roll your eyes at me, mister Kenneth. That single
word you is the gay community. Like that is what
I was going to ask you. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
How are they? I did not. I got voted out
as spokesman for the entire gay community of America.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, but in this room, you're the closest thing we
have to us fokesperson for women or gaze.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
So why don't you just tell it you're welcome? Yeah,
because men.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Are billy, I'd back me up on this. Two dudes
get into a fight, it looks bad, and then an
hour later they're both having a beer together, like how's
your nose?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
In some places it used to be like that. Now
there's some country folks still kind of get over things
a lot. But city folks they like to get in
a fight and guy that gets his ass kick goes
to his car, you know, gets our struck and you know,
he gets his gun, comes back and it's like shoot
the place up. That what happened in Montana. Well, I
don't know what that was. Well that was country. Yeah,
(10:32):
but well yeah, you and Steve are country folks. Me
and mister Oh, we're city folks. I'm country like, you know,
just on the weekends. That's he's getting there. He's sticking
a toe in the water. All right. Well, Billy, it
is certainly rural. Oh, thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And me and mister Oh, I mean, I'm definitely urban.
I'm urban too.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, you ain't urban urban, you just city urban. Wait,
what's the difference.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh, there's the difference. All right, I'm uptown. You're downtown.
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, that's right, that must be what it is. Where
do you have any Why don't you ever show us
where you live? I'll just run. I've been to everyone's house.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I've been to mister Cannon's house, a bit of Steve's house,
a bit to Billy Head's house.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I've never been to your house. Yeah, me either. Yeah,
I want to think of it. Why is that? It's
just he says, it's right over yonder. Where do you live?
Just over that way a little bit? How far?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I've known you for almost twenty years? These guys have
known you even longer than that. Why can't we know
where you live?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
So? Well? What story today? What's going on in the world?
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
So Donald Trump not still not endorsing John Cornyan. By
endorsing John Cornyn, don't you think by not endorsing John Cornyn,
don't you think he's kind of endorsing Ken Paxton?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh? Maybe he just really doesn't have a feeling about
either one of them. Are you real a strong on
one or are you just really strong against one? A
little at both.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'm really against Cornon, I know I like Paxton.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
And then there's the third or do you just like
him because of who he's running against?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I think Ken Paxton is the best attorney general in America.
And if I'm just being objective here as a senator,
I don't necessarily know specifically what he stands for. But
he ain't John Cornyn. There's also the ticky right there.
There's also the other guy.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh there's another one. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
There's a poll out from yesterday, and it shows you
how many people want Cornyn, how many people want Paxton,
and how many people want Wesley Hunt. I call Wesley
Hunt on the phone. I was like, you know, they
have you in these polls for the Senate race.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Is he running? No? I didn't think so, and I
asked him yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I was like, Wesley, are you running he goes, He goes, no,
I'm not running for senate. I don't know why people
are doing this. I don't know why they're mentioning my name.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
He said.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I like being a congressman. I like being a representative
for my district. And I said, well, what would change that?
He said, as long as John Cornyn's in the race,
I'm not running for senate, he said, because if I
run for Senate, it helps John Cornyan. He's like, Wesley, dude,
country before party, party before career.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Like, I respect the hell out of that. Good for you,
Wesley did, Yeah, high five dude.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well we were on the phone, but I mean, but still,
you know, but I still think it's worth noting here
that there's a lot of people that want him to
run for senator, you know, And that says something. It
tells you that Wesley Hunt, being a millennial, being a
young conservative in the state of Texas, that he truly
is the future of the Republican parties.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
This grassroots uprising that's going to lift Wesley on their shoulders. Yeah,
and carry him to the Senate. Whether he likes it
or not, I don't know that the answer to that question.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
But I know he doesn't like it because he's not
trying to get involved. And I know that because he
told me that. His chief of staff told me that
those guys are my buddies. When they're in town, we'll
go have a drink, toget well beer, we'll get a pizza.
You know, they're good guy, they're my buddies. And I
and I've asked them they pay. Yeah, well I've paid too,
but yeah, usually they do. I mean, okay, there's three
of them, there's one of me. Doesn't you know if
(13:43):
I go eat dinner with them or what. I have
been out to sushi with them before.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
And uh, they got doing good credit cards, don't they
No let him pay, you know, because that's really your money. Anyway,
The night of my divorce, not that work.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
The night of my divorce, we all went for sushi
up in the heights, and I remember they and everything's
gonna be okay. And then he woke up. That had
nothing to do with anything at all. And at the
time I was like, you know, what are your ambitions.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
For your career?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And Wesley was like, I like being a congressman for
my district and that's it.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, nohe wrong with that. On a supparate note, I
can't help but notice this, the people emailing from Livingston Parish,
did y'all say something about living from parish or Dinim
Spring specifically? Yeah? There, Well, where Kenny's gonna do the
comedy thing Friday night? Saturday night?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Me and some of my stand up comedian buddies are
performing at Southern Rhythm in Spring.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Friday.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
You're doing something somewhere Friday. I'm in Hattiesburg at Bruskis.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Can you get to Dinner Springs from Hattiesburg? I'm flying
into Hattiesburg.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
We have a tour bus where I'm meeting some other
comics and then We're going to drive back to Houston
and hit a couple of clubs along the way.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Well, I've just see and hear people acting about or
come in about living some parish. Laurie, Sweet little Laurie. Yeah,
she emailed and she said, uh, heard you mentioned Denim Spring.
You had questions. Well, I'm actually headed there right now
for a teacher meeting. It's a place where I always
feel like I'm the smartest and prettiest person in the room.
(15:11):
That is, that's a great feeling, I really hope. She
also says you'll know when you get there. The general
smell of living some parish is fried chicken and cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Those are I mean, I have no problem with either
of those things. I really I'm I'm feeling it now.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I want to go. I think fried chicken is delicious.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I hate that stereotype. They're like only Black people like
fried chicken and watermelon. That's a lie. Well, I think
she meant living some beerries pretty cool, smell like fried chicken. Okay,
it was just the way you read it, like you
were making fun of it. The thing I find about
that too, the cigarette thing. Every time I meet someone
who smokes, they just seem cool and smart and sexy.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
You know. Also, and I saw this guy wearing a
T shirt. I liked it. It said he was smoking
at the time. Sure, and he's like your own business.
Every cigarette I smoke is a cigarette that some kid
can't have. That's a great point. Wow, that guy is
saving the world.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I mean, if you think about it, every cigarette he
has is basically protecting the little kids in Gaza.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
You know. Yeah, Houston, we have a problem. What's the problem. Nothing? No, seriously,
what's the problem.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Nothing, It's whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You don't care anyway, Walton
Speaker 2 (16:22):
And Johnson Radio Network,
So, uh, Friday night we're in Hattiesburg at Bruce Ki's
for a comedy show, and then Saturday night where at
Southern Rhythm in Denham Springs, Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
In the parish I've heard, well, there's there's the parish,
and there's Livingston Parish. Livingston Parish, boy boy, I've been
to that part of the country so many times, Billy,
and I don't know that I've ever really actually ever
spent time specifically in Denham Springs. Probably not people that
have heard of Livingston Parish. You know, they know what's
what's what's all about. But there's some nice parts too,
(00:32):
you know, maybe you know you'll you'll find them.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Anybody famous from Denham Springs that I might have heard
of before. About you, well, I'm not from Denham Springs.
I'm going to be from their Combe Saturday. I'm from
Houston by now you're from it by way of Illinois.
But uh, why there are no celebrities or I'm sure
there are? Okay, do you know any I don't know
you're hitting around about some I was gonna ask if
(00:55):
you knew, why do you why do you ask?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
No reason?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I just wonder, Okay, I'm learning about Denim Springs. I
just walked into the chuckle hut here? Why why are
you chuckling?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You? You look like you the cat that ain't the
canary there sitting there with your little smug grin on
your face. I'm not I'm he is looking smug. Any
That's what it is. I walked in this morning. First
thing I should Kenny looks different. Smug? What bet smug?
Off your face?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, I resent that statement. I've always been smug. That's
not new about today. That's just a smugger.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Then you used to be. I got smugged last night. Well, I,
on the other hand, have come forward with uh, good
tidings for Florida men fans. If you like a Florida
man's story, stick around for that. I do. That's gonna
be fun. And how are we going with that thing?
You guys enjoy the the man hunt stuff? How's that? Oh,
(01:52):
there's a lot of those going on. Well, we're still
looking in Montana. Last I heard unless they unless they
just got him a little while ago that the guy
that shot up the bar killed four people.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh, do tell the latest from the world of man hunts.
Let's let's go on one right now?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Then? Yeah, you feel like going on a man hunt,
don't you? This music does slap you know? All right?
What do you know? They're still hunting? So he's out there?
What's he look like? Who is the guy? Oh? I
got pictures of him? I mean, if you really, I
thought you were into this a little bit more than
you knew.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I wasn't ready for it. You brought it up, so
I thought you had the detail. I have it now too.
Quadruple murder suspect to rest it after manhunt?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Is that Tennessee? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Look, well it looks like we got one. Yeah, that's
the guy in Tennessee. We got that's the old news.
Austin is his name, so that's from yesterday. And then
there's another one in Montana. That's the mass shooting suspect. Yeah,
that guy's name is Michael MPB.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Is his name?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Michael Paul Brown MPB okay and apparently shot three patrons
at the Owl Bar in Anaconda used to be an
Owl bar.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Heretolf Kirby. He also shot the bartender, three patrons and
a tender.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh, I hate shooting that. Do you understand how important
bartenders are to men?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes, a bartender to a man is like what a
therapist or a hairdresser is to a woman. Women have
therapists and hairdressers. Men have bartenders and strippers. And from
my experience, the bartender is a better investment. Yeah, you know,
thank you. The bartender, I'll talk to you all night.
Cost a lot less money. The stripper, on the other hand,
(03:29):
and I can get a little pricey. And as soon
as you've done painters, she don't want to talk to
you anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
This guy doesn't look like your standard you know, multi
person shooter killer, but you know he is.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He's got a mustache, no beard. I always wonder if
I could pull that off, but then I wouldn't have
a nice jaw line.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Does it is a mustache? Also, look upside down? It
looks a lot is up with that? Is that the photography?
Did somebody add the mustache or does he just grow
them weird? I think he's making a weird face.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
If you look at the posture of his of his
chin there and upper lip.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Is tucked in, that's it's pulling the mustache down. Was
he grimacing? Is that a grimace? Well, as long as
he wasn't looking smug, I tell you. Nobody likes that.
I know. I hate when people look small or smugger
than usual. He is military, former military. That's going to
make him harder to find. I think that's why he's
been able to, you know, stay on the run.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
US Army from two thousand and one to two thousand
and five deployed at least once that we know of,
to Iraq. Was a National Guard from six to nine.
Is his name John Rambo by any chance? Last they
call us his nickname? Huh, that makes me nervous. Last
rank was a sergeant for as we know, lived right
next door to the owl Bar, and according to the
(04:46):
report online, did he spend any time in Burma or Vietnam? Yeah?
I think so.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh not good now? Ever been to Afghanistan? Twenty years
in Afghanistan? Yeah, I did all that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
That makes me nervous. Nothing of it private works, now,
you know, Yeah, well you know how they are. Well.
He was still at large as for as we know,
believed to be running around in the mountains just west
of Anna Conda, has Eric. Don't you love a name
of a town, Anna Conda and an owl bar?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What's interesting about it? Being an owl bar in a
place called Anaconda? Is it almost sounds made up, doesn't it.
It's it's almost like a Hollywood writer was like, what
would be a cool name for the town, and he's
like a python. Now it's stupid. How about Anaconda? Yeah,
ana Conda? And then what's the bar called? Could it
be like hawk bar? No subtler? So owl bar? Owls
(05:39):
are nighttime predators. That's probably what you got in the bar.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Did you ever? You know? I dated a Native American
woman a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I heard about that, and she shed a weird thing
about owls.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
They all do. They all think owls are cursed or
they were messengers of death.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
We were at a zoo, don't ask me why, and
she saw an owl and she didn't want to go
near it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh yeah, watch that owl. I was like, you know,
it's just a.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Bird, right, And what's stranger about that is these people
will She claimed to be a Christian and she believed
in the Native American religions.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Can you do that? You can combine? Buddhists do it
all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's like almost like a hybrid restaurant, like a German
Japanese fusion thing that makes me nervous.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
By the way, a lot of things seem to make
you nervous.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Well, the new season of King of the Hill Bobby's
Restaurant combines the culinary delights of two of the Axis nations,
Oh boy, both Japan habachi bars, and then also the
German culture of the Texas Hill Country.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
What watch some Germans?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I know, especially the lunch from Fredericksburg. Well, yeah, I
don't know if you guys are history buffer.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Now see he's had more than one run in in Fredericksburg.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
What's up with that. I do enjoy Fredericksburg. You know
they have that thing there.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What is it? I like? Oh yeah, alcohol? Yeah, I
love that so far on the manhood and these these
these woods and the mountains of they're pretty thick. You know,
they had an infestation the pine beetle who came through
there killed a bunch of your lodge pine poles. I
don't know if you know that are lodge pole pines.
Is that one of the bugs that environment only wanted
(07:12):
to used to eat? I hope so, because they're killing
a lot of trees, so that means the trees all
fell over, just willy nilly helter skelter ever, which away
it makes it hard to you know, get through there.
It ain't your typical hiking trail kind of a park
like forest that you might be familiar with. So we've
(07:32):
got two hundred and fifty plus law enforcement officials and
nearly forty different agencies, local, state, federal, they're all represented. Wow, okay,
well it's good to know that. I hate to think
any part of our government was being excluded. And now
in day seven, it looks like they're not doing too well. No, no,
(07:53):
they're not. Got over two hundred and fifty people looking
for one guy and nothing. It does sound like a
movie plot line. Oh, speaking of movie plotlines, did I
mention there's a Florida man story coming up? You did
man out of Hollywood scripts? You did mention that? And
there's a news story today.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
About a lawmaker from Florida and it involves nudity and
sex videos and a former beauty contestant who is apparently
not pleased with him.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Damn, Oh, we're missing now? Is football?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Football is actually on TV? And this this this week.
If I'm not mistaken, it's Martin tonight. Yeah I think so. Yeah,
so then we're not missing football Billy, I just.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
For that story. We are, but it's gotten fairy.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and
reason and simply told the cabinet that he could talk
to plants and that they wanted water. He made believers
out of every water.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
This is the Walton and Johnson shown.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You probably wanted your dad and your uncle to stop
fighting with each other, and it appears to be happening
right now.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Here's Donald Trump on Elon Musk.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I'm wondering miss having him around the White House or
is that full accurate?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I don't know the pole's accurate. I think he's a
good person. I think he had a bad moment, really
bad moment, but he's a good person. I think I
believe that. Bam.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, then and Elon said the same thing about Trump.
So can we just put that behind us in the
rear view mirror now, I think we can Trump and
Elon getting along again.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's that tried to do that before. There's there's some hard,
harsh words and hard feelings, but maybe they'll be able
to get past it. We don't forget, but perhaps we'll forgive.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Men have this very interesting thing that they do, whether
children or adults, where we can get into a pretty
violent fight with one another, two men, and then maybe
an hour later just shake hands and go all right whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Women aren't like that. Women are not. No, they're not.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Don't roll your eyes at me, mister Kenneth. That single
word you is the gay community. Like that is what
I was going to ask you. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
How are they? I did not. I got voted out
as spokesman for the entire gay community of America.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, but in this room, you're the closest thing we
have to us fokesperson for women or gaze.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
So why don't you just tell it you're welcome? Yeah,
because men.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Are billy, I'd back me up on this. Two dudes
get into a fight, it looks bad, and then an
hour later they're both having a beer together, like how's
your nose?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
In some places it used to be like that. Now
there's some country folks still kind of get over things
a lot. But city folks they like to get in
a fight and guy that gets his ass kick goes
to his car, you know, gets our struck and you know,
he gets his gun, comes back and it's like shoot
the place up. That what happened in Montana. Well, I
don't know what that was. Well that was country. Yeah,
(10:32):
but well yeah, you and Steve are country folks. Me
and mister Oh, we're city folks. I'm country like, you know,
just on the weekends. That's he's getting there. He's sticking
a toe in the water. All right. Well, Billy, it
is certainly rural. Oh, thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And me and mister Oh, I mean, I'm definitely urban.
I'm urban too.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, you ain't urban urban, you just city urban. Wait,
what's the difference.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh, there's the difference. All right, I'm uptown. You're downtown.
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, that's right, that must be what it is. Where
do you have any Why don't you ever show us
where you live? I'll just run. I've been to everyone's house.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I've been to mister Cannon's house, a bit of Steve's house,
a bit to Billy Head's house.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I've never been to your house. Yeah, me either. Yeah,
I want to think of it. Why is that? It's
just he says, it's right over yonder. Where do you live?
Just over that way a little bit? How far?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I've known you for almost twenty years? These guys have
known you even longer than that. Why can't we know
where you live?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
So? Well? What story today? What's going on in the world?
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
So Donald Trump not still not endorsing John Cornyan. By
endorsing John Cornyn, don't you think by not endorsing John Cornyn,
don't you think he's kind of endorsing Ken Paxton?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh? Maybe he just really doesn't have a feeling about
either one of them. Are you real a strong on
one or are you just really strong against one? A
little at both.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'm really against Cornon, I know I like Paxton.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
And then there's the third or do you just like
him because of who he's running against?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I think Ken Paxton is the best attorney general in America.
And if I'm just being objective here as a senator,
I don't necessarily know specifically what he stands for. But
he ain't John Cornyn. There's also the ticky right there.
There's also the other guy.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh there's another one. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
There's a poll out from yesterday, and it shows you
how many people want Cornyn, how many people want Paxton,
and how many people want Wesley Hunt. I call Wesley
Hunt on the phone. I was like, you know, they
have you in these polls for the Senate race.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Is he running? No? I didn't think so, and I
asked him yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I was like, Wesley, are you running he goes, He goes, no,
I'm not running for senate. I don't know why people
are doing this. I don't know why they're mentioning my name.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
He said.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I like being a congressman. I like being a representative
for my district. And I said, well, what would change that?
He said, as long as John Cornyn's in the race,
I'm not running for senate, he said, because if I
run for Senate, it helps John Cornyan. He's like, Wesley, dude,
country before party, party before career.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Like, I respect the hell out of that. Good for you,
Wesley did, Yeah, high five dude.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well we were on the phone, but I mean, but still,
you know, but I still think it's worth noting here
that there's a lot of people that want him to
run for senator, you know, And that says something. It
tells you that Wesley Hunt, being a millennial, being a
young conservative in the state of Texas, that he truly
is the future of the Republican parties.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
This grassroots uprising that's going to lift Wesley on their shoulders. Yeah,
and carry him to the Senate. Whether he likes it
or not, I don't know that the answer to that question.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
But I know he doesn't like it because he's not
trying to get involved. And I know that because he
told me that. His chief of staff told me that
those guys are my buddies. When they're in town, we'll
go have a drink, toget well beer, we'll get a pizza.
You know, they're good guy, they're my buddies. And I
and I've asked them they pay. Yeah, well I've paid too,
but yeah, usually they do. I mean, okay, there's three
of them, there's one of me. Doesn't you know if
(13:43):
I go eat dinner with them or what. I have
been out to sushi with them before.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
And uh, they got doing good credit cards, don't they
No let him pay, you know, because that's really your money. Anyway,
The night of my divorce, not that work.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
The night of my divorce, we all went for sushi
up in the heights, and I remember they and everything's
gonna be okay. And then he woke up. That had
nothing to do with anything at all. And at the
time I was like, you know, what are your ambitions.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
For your career?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And Wesley was like, I like being a congressman for
my district and that's it.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, nohe wrong with that. On a supparate note, I
can't help but notice this, the people emailing from Livingston Parish,
did y'all say something about living from parish or Dinim
Spring specifically? Yeah? There, Well, where Kenny's gonna do the
comedy thing Friday night? Saturday night?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Me and some of my stand up comedian buddies are
performing at Southern Rhythm in Spring.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Friday.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
You're doing something somewhere Friday. I'm in Hattiesburg at Bruskis.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Can you get to Dinner Springs from Hattiesburg? I'm flying
into Hattiesburg.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
We have a tour bus where I'm meeting some other
comics and then We're going to drive back to Houston
and hit a couple of clubs along the way.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Well, I've just see and hear people acting about or
come in about living some parish. Laurie, Sweet little Laurie. Yeah,
she emailed and she said, uh, heard you mentioned Denim Spring.
You had questions. Well, I'm actually headed there right now
for a teacher meeting. It's a place where I always
feel like I'm the smartest and prettiest person in the room.
(15:11):
That is, that's a great feeling, I really hope. She
also says you'll know when you get there. The general
smell of living some parish is fried chicken and cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Those are I mean, I have no problem with either
of those things. I really I'm I'm feeling it now.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I want to go. I think fried chicken is delicious.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I hate that stereotype. They're like only Black people like
fried chicken and watermelon. That's a lie. Well, I think
she meant living some beerries pretty cool, smell like fried chicken. Okay,
it was just the way you read it, like you
were making fun of it. The thing I find about
that too, the cigarette thing. Every time I meet someone
who smokes, they just seem cool and smart and sexy.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
You know. Also, and I saw this guy wearing a
T shirt. I liked it. It said he was smoking
at the time. Sure, and he's like your own business.
Every cigarette I smoke is a cigarette that some kid
can't have. That's a great point. Wow, that guy is
saving the world.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I mean, if you think about it, every cigarette he
has is basically protecting the little kids in Gaza.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
You know. Yeah, Houston, we have a problem. What's the problem. Nothing? No, seriously,
what's the problem.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Nothing, It's whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You don't care anyway, Walton
Speaker 2 (16:22):
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