The Greatest Italian - MON 7.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm gonna say nay for a bicycle ride. Right now.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
We're looking at the video of the Portland naked bike
protest from the weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
And they're not a lot of them aren't naked.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well, many of them are optional, too many of them are.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
But it was also raining, and so some of the
naked people are wearing rain jackets. And it's chilly right,
Oh yeah, apparently according to that guy anyway, Yes, barometer
looks like it's well, it looks kind of like a
button on a fur coat.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
A lot of shrinkage showing on out here. That guy's
got two belly buttons. And everybody's flappy and sacky.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It ain't no good. Yeah, it's never the people you
want to see naked that volunteer to get naked all
the time.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
So to your point, a lot of the liberal activists
these days are really old, right, Like, look how old
that woman is.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
She's like a hundred.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
And look at that guy we're.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Looking at a video right now.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Dads are gonna get caught in the spokes if he ain't.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Careful, explain this. That guy's skinny, but he has breasts.
How does that happen?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
That is not good?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
A lot of people just yuck, ew just skin flap everywhere.
Look at that guy, Hang on, Look at how little
this guy's junk is right here. Look it's so in set,
like comically small. I know, what the hell is going
on with this guy right here?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
What is that? May repeat? Look at my repeat, not
that one, the other one. That's MA repeat.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Look at this. This is what micro penis looks like.
I've never actually seen it before. Look how little it is. Wow,
so unbelievable, isn't it. Boy, that guy's whole life and
he's not even a shame to be out in public.
If I looked like that, I would not be naked
in public. I know some people just aren't.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
They're not gifted with that self awareness in that weirdness
and shame.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
His body hair is longer than his appendage.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
They look like a button in a fur coat.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
And then my favorite thing about all this is the
camera scans around at the anti ice protest. You see
the snipers up on the roof of the ICE facility
to protect the federal property because Portland's police won't. And
you just can't help but wonder these guys, how are
they not collectively laughing? So much that they fall off
the roof of the building because I mean, down below

(02:14):
them the fattest people with the grossest looking genitals. Every
it's I mean, we couldn't stop laughing as we looked
at it.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So what were they accomplishing with this display of nastiness.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, you know, the Portland is known for being quirky,
in irreverent and violent and the World Naked Bike Ride
was all those things this week.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I think his question was why, what was there? A purpose?
Was this to free the hostages? They were probably actually
protesting the end of genocide?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Portland loves a turmoil. Really, they exist for it, they
live for it.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You know, it's hard to say what they're doing out there, right.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Were they raising money for wheelchairs for warriors?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
You know of the some of the fine establishamble for
charitable works.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
You know, it's like asking the question, what is beyond
the observable universe? What? What is consciousness? What? Why do
we dream? There's really no answer to any of these questions.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
They took their clothes off and they decided to ride
bicycles because they hate Trump and obviously.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Shit, it's the Trump derangement syndrome. And this is just
one way of letting off a little bit of that stem.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Like finding the exact location of Atlantis. No one really knows.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Gretel d and Georgia. No Bill yet, it's not No. Yeah,
I think I've been there more than a few times.
They've got a football team over there's gonna be on
TV tonight.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
We don't know the exact location and final resting place
of Cleopatra's tomb.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
We don't know what happens after we die.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
But what would you do with Cleopatria if you dug
a per dead body.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
No, I'm just saying, we just don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I mean, that's just that's a little freaky, right, Derekinty.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
And we don't know why these people are riding bicycles
naked to protest Trump.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
They just wanted to. There's really no answer to it.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I think the answer is the mental illness known as liberalism.
It seems to be part of the problem, and luckily
California is doubling down on some of their ridiculous liberalism.
California has expanded what they call their privacy protection laws.
And this is all about resisting Trump's immigration and the

(04:24):
ice guys and all that kind of stuff. So all
these they call them immigrants who are just looking for
a better life. Illegals is what I call them. Yeah,
you know they sell food or flowers or all kinds
of like homemade knickknacks and stuff on the sidewalks of California. Well,
all these illegals in California. Now they are having new

(04:48):
privacy protection laws signed by Gavin Newsom. Last week he
enacted state laws specifically meant to shield people from the
reach of President Trump's immigration enforcement. The ice guys, they
passed new laws to protect the illegal invaders from the

(05:09):
federal government of our own country.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Can the federal government pass a law that says states
and municipal governments can't supersede immigration laws.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
They could, but they'll probably find some liberal judge somewhere
up in Portland who's probably riding that might have been
him naked on that bike, and he will say, no,
can't do that, and tell the federal government to just
back off.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
But virtually every time a judge has stepped in, I
mean almost every time a judge has stepped in on
the highest level, they've always sided with the president on
this one thing that municipal governments and state governments can't
decide on is who can and can't be in America.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
They don't get to make that decision. That's up to
the federal government. So but they know that it takes
a while to go through the proper channels. So a
judge will go a Trump will make a statement and
the judge will go, nope, I'm not allowing it. And
then of course it's got to take its time, weave
its way through the judicial channels. Maybe it gets to
the Supreme Court or a different judge somewhere else's it's just.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Exhausting, and we may need to send the National Guard
over to Loving County as well.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Wait a minute, Loving County. That sounds familiar.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
It's that place out in West Texas near the border.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Named after a good Night Loving.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
I don't know that that's true, but it's where doctor
Malcolm Tanner.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Luckily I do, so you're safe.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
He's setting up a colt out there in the middle
of the desert. There's this black guy with a long,
lengthy criminal history from the state of Indiana who told everybody,
if you moved down to Loving County, out to the
middle of nowhere, I'll give you a free house. So
a lot of people followed him, mostly yeah, mostly poor
black people, and they got there and found out there
is no free house. He's been promising people who moved

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there a freehouse in five thousand dollars a month. It's
not really clear how he's going to provide either of
those things, as he has neither of them.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, no, nobody said, maybe you should mail that to
me and then I'll show up, maybe, you know, like
get the money up front, like a hook They all
showed up and didn't see no money, didn't see no house.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Is that how it works? You got to pay the hooker,
and yeah, you got to pay upfront.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I would think it would be like half an advance
half afterwards, but I don't really, you know, not really
a world I'm a part of anyway. In this case,
they have this cluster of RVs. And there was one
woman that was interviewed there by the Texas Standard who
said that when she arrives, she was told she would
have to get a tent and a generator, of which
she had neither. She was expecting a house and you know, money,

(07:33):
and they didn't have either.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Of those things.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Nothing for all the stuff that we said we'd give you. No,
we don't have that.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
So it's a very very rural part of the state.
It's about a half hour drive of rough cliche ro
broken roads.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Only clichy roads.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, that's what's owned by oil companies outside of mentone.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
That's the name of the thing.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Was a little bit like Landman, it's a lot like that. Yeah,
you drive out in the middle of nowhere and then
there's like stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
The grocery stars are over an hour away. There's no water,
there's no electricity. It's just very harsh living conditions. And anyway,
the journalist went there and said he didn't see anything
resembling housing, so he couldn't tell how those houses are
going to be built, paid for appointed a portioned out.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Until like as much of a cult. I mean, you know,
you got to have something there to lure them in.
Besides just you know, I'll promise you this when you
get here. You don't got they got nothing.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, it's terrible what they're doing out there, just these uh,
these people following some weird belief system, living by their
own rule. I was just in Waco this weekend and
the people there were telling me they never see anything
like this before.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Never, No, not in Waco, Houston.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
We have a problem. What's the problem. Nothing, Seriously, what's
the problem.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Nothing, It's whatever.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You don't care anyway, Walter.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Nan Johnson Radio Network. As Trump declares an end of
an age of terror and death to rock US appalls
in Israel's parliament this morning, KIS supplies raucus.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh they know they liked.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Them, some Trump over there in Israel.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's the worst kind of applause. I'm told that's actually good. Yeah,
oh oh, it's good.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh well, well that's great then, fantastic.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
All the living hostages have officially been released. Now I
think they're still at twenty after seven hundred and thirty
eight days and what they referred to as Hamas Hell. Now,
imagine if the if we the United States or Israel whoever,
had hostages, and we kept them for over seven hundred days,

(09:36):
when we gave them back, they would probably be healthier
and better dressed than when we captured them. Sure, however,
the hostages that Hamas is returning have all been starved
to mault nutrition extremes. They said they a lot of
them kept in small cells, many of them handcuffed either,
you know, like to the wall, I guess, or to

(09:57):
each other. They were shackled to go to the bathroom,
you know, in front of each other, while they were
shackled and kept in the dark with a very little sunshine,
and of course mentally abused and tortured even beyond the physical.
That's how they are returning our hostages. It's a little

(10:19):
different when we returned some and they really hostages because
they don't keep them, but you know, prisoners of war
for example.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
We reported on this earlier, this detail about what's happening
now that the hostages have been handed back. But I
feel like we need to analyze this just a little more.
Israel and Hamas have stopped fighting. So now Hamas is
fighting the Palestinians.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Pretty much fighting each other.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Right, Hamas is now fighting with Palestinian clans and tribes.
And shouldn't the anti Israel protesters now turn their attention
towards Hamas.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, they got mad when the Jews were fighting back
and killing them, so shouldn't they still be mad because
somebody else is killing them.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Look, I'm not trying to make some pro Israel argument
here or anything. You guys said hurting Palestinians was the
biggest problem. It was paramount that we stopped at that
we protect the Palestinians, and now Hamas is out murdering Palestinians.
Dozens have been killed so far this morning, bloodshed, exchange,
a gunfire, and the Gaza strip. I got to assume

(11:18):
Greta must be riding a flotilla there right now to
go support the Palestinians fighting Hamas.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
How dare you? Damn you?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I mean, this wasn't just about the Jews, right, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
No, no way, you guys told us you cared a
lot about Palestinians.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Right, where's your care?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Now?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Where's the anti Hamas protest? I'm just curious.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Kenny's asking the hold questions this morning, anybody got an answered?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
No, they're not answered.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
By the way, I've got really bad news, guys. This
is just terrible, terrible news. After years of progress, According
to a new headline here from CNN, after years of
progress on gender, the male gaze is back.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
How many?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Uh No, I'm gazed. E a Ze Billiard.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
They spelled words different these days, these kids, you know,
they're always trying to shorten stuff up. But g a
y s is the same number.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Billyead, you're not understanding me at.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
The stare right the look in their eyes?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Are you do? You really not know what the male.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Gaze is, billiad, I've heard of them all right here, No,
let's stop it. The male gaze is a feminist theory
that describes how women are often depicted in visual arts
and media from a masculine, heterosexual perspective, portraying them as
being attractive sexual objects for male pleasures.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh dear, no, they're talking about like and advertising and
stuff like that. You I mean the way women do firemen.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You don't have to explain why you said that before
I continue explaining those news It was.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
There was a fireman fundraiser this past weekend here in Houston,
the red Hot Gala, and the fireman kind of you know,
tend to strip down and parade around on the runway
for the ogling stairs and the cat calls of the ladies.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Look, we're big supporters of the police and the firefighters
in this town. The fire to raise money for the
firefighters union. Every year they put out a calendar with
sexy men in it, all oiled up, all these little
four foot eleven Muscley guys. I'm just kidding, set, they're
not all that short. But but but to your point,
that's okay, yes, but it's not okay to sexualize women.

(13:32):
This is an actual CNN headline. It says, after years
of progress on gender, the male gaze is back breaking news. Folks.
Society tried to brainwash men into being sexually attracted to trainees,
but it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah. Still men apparently still like hot women.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
We tried to convince men that a fat chick was
beautiful too, and they didn't agree. We really spent years
working on it. This is an actual news story.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
And by the way, update back to the Houston firefighter
fundraiser for a moment. I don't know if you heard
the exciting news. There is a woman in the firefighter
calendar this year and apparently she uh stripped down to
some loose fitting fireman pants and sportspra and she's in
really good shape. I mean she looks, you know, as

(14:18):
far as you know women go, she looks like she
could handle herself.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
There's a woman in it.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
And more exciting than that.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh my god, you're right, I see her. Wow, how
about that you're staring at the women? I wanted to
see the picture.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
She's blonde and she's got biggins.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Yeah, she's got some big jugs caids.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
She save you in a fire? Probably not, that's the
wait yet to be seen. No, the the more important
news at the beginning of the proceedings for a very
fancy and formal occasion is this gala was they began
introducing some of the notoriety, the notaries, not public notaries,

(14:57):
but the note famous people, and one of them was,
you're good buddy, ipatch guy Dan Patrick.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Damn Crenshaw. That's not my buddy. I wish you wouldn't
say that.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
It was Dan Crenshaw. And whendn't they when they announced
this name? You know, it's like, stand up, give it
up for he was raucously booed. But at least one
of the ladies at our table, Oh is that right?
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
And do I do I know that person? You do? Okay?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Well, I won't ask. I don't want to get her
into trouble. But hey, look at this paper magazine. There's Christine,
there's Jillian, there's uh, I'm just looking at pictures.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
There's our friend Edna.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
One of those is guilty.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
That is one of One of the people in this
photo is Guilty Boot Dan Crenshaw.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I'm not naming names. You know.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
My favorite part about it, I want to go back
to what you just said. They have a sexy woman
in the calendar. Now, Now, the whole point of this
calendar was that men could be objectified too, and feminists
were so mad about that. Yeah, but they put a
sexy woman in there, and that's the circle of life.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I'm getting dizzy. Hello, Stay tuned for more.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
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