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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Classic. Yes, you're being swept away. You're taken to a
new world with the Walter Johnson Show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's a very Star Wars Samba chrismas on the Walton
Johnson Radio netwhere greetings kids.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I was not expecting that. No, that's fun. That was fun.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I was at the gym yesterday and this music and
started playing over the loud speaker.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Almost lost at us. Really is that?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I've got breaking news, y'all. You turn your Star Wars down.
You have to dance later.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Samba Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's okay, Billy Thomba Star Wars, Billy had Hatfield, People's
champion the building.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What's up, Budda? Breaking news? This is just in sure,
go ahead.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Notre Dame is still crying about not making the twelfth
round twelfteen playoff from the college football program.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, but didn't they They're still crying. We're victims, we're victims.
Help us. They're not members of a conference, but.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
They have a deal of an association of sorts with
the ACC and they said.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The accs mean to us.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
They favored one of the people that's actually a member
of their conference over us. Huh, maybe you ought to
be in a conference in Notre Dame. Huh, anybody feels
sorry for you? I mean, you know, a few Notre
Dame fans are probably you know, feeling sorry for themselves.
But the world says, dry your eyes and go back
to being Irish and French.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't get it, but that's your deal.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Correct me if I'm wrong. But aren't these like basically
rich kids, and like, I can't. I don't have time
to feel sorry for that. Uh no, you don't got
time for them. I know, there's way too many other
things to worry about it. I can't worry about rich kids.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh and did you know that.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What? What was that? The thing that I was going
to tell you about? The lady oh of Ilhan Nomar? Yeah,
I know you we were talking about her earlier. Sure
we've heard. Sure she said it was just a terrible thing.
What Trump did?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Trump?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Trump called her and her people, the Somali people, garbage, said,
she's she's garbage, she's you know, the Somalians that are
doing all this stuff over there, they're they're garbage. They're
just their garbage. And and she's that's terrible, it's terrible.
And then next thing, she turns right around and talks
about this guy, Steven Miller that she don't like, and
the way he was talking about the things that are
(02:20):
going on all the news.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
White House policy consultant, one of the top advisors to
Trump him.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, she said he's a Nazi. Oh okay, yeah, he's
a Nazi. You're a Nazi. Everybody's a Nazi that doesn't
agree with Ilhan Omar. And it's not wrong for her
to call somebody a Nazi, but it's tragic if somebody
were to mention maybe that you were garbage.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay, well, while we're comparing here, Uh, what do you
think is worse? Moderate amount of nationalism or giving billions
of dollars to terrorism?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
What do you think is worse? Did me personally? Yeah, Yeah,
I'm not sure that she'll care what I think, but
I'm gonna go with that first part.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Because it just feels to me like, if Stephen Miller,
what's his whole things, secure the borders and to por
at the criminals, it doesn't seem that bad to me,
But giving money to terrorists that seems worse. Scott Wiener
is a lawmaker in the state of California.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You remember him.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
He's a gay guy, he was a different Wianer, that
was Anthony Wiener, and he says Stephen Meller is an
absolute disgrace to the Jewish people. He intentionally echoes Nazi
Germany rhetoric from nineteen thirties.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Apparently they put the memo out.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Everybody got the text message because Ilhan said after he
said this theft, the theft of the you know, the
taxpayer dollars to Somalia, the whole for all time, maybe
the worst greatest theft of taxpayer welfare money in US history.
And when he said, well, that's the way Nazis talked
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about the Jews. Yeah, He's like, it's like talking to
a Nazi. He said, Ilhan Omar.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Isn't Stephen Miller a Jew?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, as far as I know, I mean, I mean
Kreig here, But now he's a Nazi talking to her
the way Nazis would talk to him.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I mean, Okay, obviously, if Iilhan Omer said it's true,
we wouldn't even doubt that. But isn't it kind of
hard to be a Nazi when you're a Jew. His
maternal great grandparents were Ashkenazi Jewish immigrants.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's probably not a good happy day for them.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
He was born to a Jewish family grew up in
a liberal leaning Jewish household in Santa Monica, California. According
to this, he also fights to protect the most Jewish
nation in the world from being invaded by anti Semites. Yep,
I feel like, look, you may not like Israel, you
may not like Steven Miller, but maybe Jews not the
right thing to compare, you know, just Nazi Nazi?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Maybe that's not it doesn't really make sense in this
con Like, what even is a Nazi anymore? It feels
like now we're just saying Nazis to anyone we don't
like exactly, even if they're Jewish, which doesn't make me sense.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Look, you cannot like the Jews, you cannot like Nazis.
It's none of my business. Here's the record.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
She's called many other people, including President Trump, Nazis or
or Hitler himself. You know who's like King of the Nazis, right,
I guess I don't know if he ever went by
that title, but since Trump's a king and you know
he's a Nazi, maybe he'll be Hitler and he'll be
King of the Nazis.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
That's how they'll look at it.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Is there some point when they're gonna start pointing at
like Wesley Hunt and Tim Scott and saying those are
white people.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, and you don't disagree with him? They pointed men
and go, well, man, they pointed Mexicans now and h
white guy, a lot of white and sane Nazi Yeah,
so sure. Yeah, if you're if you're a black guy,
but you're not a Democrat, well you're really not black,
(05:43):
are you, Bill?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah? Do you remember a liberal lawmaker We sometimes jokingly
referred to him as Bollywood's version of Jimmy fallon his name,
Shri Thanadar.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I remember this guy. He's an older.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Indian guy, but he dyes every hair on his body
dark brown.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
And they will be famous for he did something and
got him in the news a while.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Back, filing articles of impeachment against Trump. Oh yeah, he
was early to it. Okay, Well he's in the news today.
Guess why filing articles of impeachment against Trump?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Now, people on the right can make fun of this,
we can laugh at it. But as it stands right now,
Democrats will have a majority in the House after the
midterms next year, and then it's going to be NonStop
impeachments for everyone in the Trump administration.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You're predicting that they will, or you're just knowing it.
If it's a fact that it has already been done.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
The opposition party almost always takes the House during midterms.
It's a prediction. Yes, think I think they will. Yeah,
we should expect it to happen. Prepare for it. Try
to get as much done as you can in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Imbrace myself. Okay, I'm ready. It's like I'm going to
be launched into space.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I'm holding on tight. I'm ready for it.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And to anybody out there that doesn't think this can happen, look,
this is basically what always happens. The pendulum swings back
and forth. I find it very funny how people that
aren't really into politics, or people that just got into politics.
Oh no, the Democrats are in charge again. They'll take
over everything. Oh no, the Republicans are in charge again.
Give it a couple of years. Calm down, The pendulum
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will swing. But I know it's not your apocalypse tradition.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Four years I was waiting for that big pendulum to swing,
swing slow, sometimes slower than others.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well, you know, you raise an interesting point, Billy ed,
the good times, just like the bad, are always passing
us by. Time is like the wheels on a bicycle,
the spokes turning round and round.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
The wheels on the bus go round and round. It's
a different thing, right as the spokes ripers on the
bus goish, swish swish. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Probably shouldn't have picked that one. It doesn't really work
in this context, although maybe it does.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
The white driver on the bus says, oh, yeah, you
don't have kids. You probably don't remember how this song goes,
do you. It weren't even be creeped out.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
If I did know how well, I think I would. Yeah,
that wouldn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Driver on the bus says, move on back. See boy,
See that's how your memory works. I can't remember yesterday,
but I can remember when my kids was little, having
to listen to that song over and over and over again.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, and what did you get out of it?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I still remember the song, but I couldn't tell you
what did we work yesterday?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, we were here, babe. It's Wednesday. It's hard to remember,
ain't it.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's Wednesday to day Tomorrow will broadcast again from Houston
and then on Friday. We're gonna be in Colorado for
quite a while.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And of course on the on the air. You know,
it's the only way we can afford to go is
if if we uh you know, write it off as
a tax fraud.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But the good news is we will be it's not fraud.
It's not fraud, no tax right off and exception.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
It will be when we do it. Billy, you are
not helping the case here. You're a Nazi, then thank you. Okay,
then I've been called a garbage Nazi by words. But
the good news is, folks, even though we're gonna be
bright casting from Colorado for a week, we will be
back on December twentieth for a Christmas themed comedy show
at the Dose Dough up in the Woodlands, Texas.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Ya. You've been to the Dose to Dove.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
For I've been there many times to raise money for
foster children and foster kids and orphans and stuff like
that with some friends of mine and Congressman Steve Toath
and a lot of other people. But this is going
to be just a night of raunchy comedy, so come
join us. It is it's for a good cause. Us
we're the good where the calls as always. Obviously, we'll
(09:33):
be selling merch to help support wheelchairs for warriors, among
other things. And it's a couple's themed Christmas comedy event Saturday,
December twentieth at the Dosey Dough. If you want to
attend this event tickets, you could find a link to
the tickets on any one of our social media accounts.
I don't know how to make it easier than that.
You just go to the Walton and Johnson Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.
(09:55):
You'll find a link there and that should help you
purchase your tickets. Right and if you can't figure it out,
you know, maybe you shouldn't be at the comedy show
and or email us. I'm happy to send you a
link that's easy to write. Oh yeah, you could do that, Yeah, sure.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, tell me what day it's called Wednesday, Pump Day comday, right,
Hump pump, pump, pump pump worked Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Just a little respect, come on that.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It works perfectly for the news story that I've I've
brought in this morning as our opening salivo between all
of us.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Good morning, How are you are you here?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I thought you wouldn't be here for another fifteen minutes.
I got here early because I have an opening salvo.
I wanted to share. You have an opening, opening salvo. Okay,
a story breaking news that's just in. It sounds like
he's saying salvo. What does salvo mean?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, I don't know. Never, I don't talk, guy. Is
that a word? Are you making up words? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You don't talk intelligence in terms of yeah, let me
I talk playing for my my hetero friend. Thank you.
I appreciate that. Yes, SKA to me. The respect song
fit perfectly. There's a ho A president in the news
this morning. You're familiar with hoa's a homeowner association.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I'm familiar.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
And the president of the h o A has to
be the one who has to deal with all the
members of the neighborhood. It's a club for Karen's h
out in Los Angeles. Guess who is the HOA president
of her little community. The mayor Mela Cooness would have thought,
(11:34):
I know, and she's like, now, don't think anything of it.
I mean the neighbors. You know, everybody in LA they're
desensitized to celebrities in Hollywood. They don't care. Oh my god.
It is the worst thing ever. People are awful and
you find out when you're in you know, like in
(11:55):
a position of authority or a position to help people,
she did. All they do is complain, complain, complain, complain
about the silliest stuff. We have talked to other presidents
of other hoa's you're closer to home, and they will
back that up. People just want to complain in the
minute they find out there's somebody that that has to Oh,
(12:17):
that's all they do.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
See, this is why we have so much respect for
the police in this country, because there's a group of
people and if they have to fill out more reports,
or visit more homes, or go out to more scenes
of crimes, it's not as if they get paid more,
you know what I mean, They don't. It's it's always
the same. It's a it's a thankless job. We're very
grateful for, uh for for people in law enforcement, simply
(12:40):
because we know they're underpaid, overworked, and they're they're dealing
with this on an extreme level. But to your point,
here's me, Lacunas.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
All we will complain. All I get is complains.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Mela Cunis gets heated when talking about her off camera
role as head of her and husband Ashton Kutcher's Homeowners Association.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Beat the Knives Out.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Franchise star recently revealed in an interview with The Wall
Street Journal that she had taken on the HBI C
gig of her neighborhood, and then at December eight sit
down with Today's Craig Melvin, Mila didn't hold back when
discussing how, in her words, thankless, the job is the actress.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Who Isn't I gonna play the sound But it is
really talking a lot when you have somebody that people
actually wanted to hear here, it is.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
All people complain. All I get is complaints all day long.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
No one never goes, you know what, thank you so
much for anything?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Ever, Mela, she just wants some appreciation and a little
R E S P.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I C T.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I get her point.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
But also, at the same time, didn't you defend Danny
Masterson after he was accused of sex trafficking and rape
and all that terrible stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I mean, I does that have to do with this.
I'm just you know, you're just.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Trying to throw a little a little stink on people.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I'm not gonna whitewash somebody's image after they defend a
monster I'm gonna bring it up every time they are
in the news.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
You wouldn't mine throw a little stink on Mila Kunis.
Would you remember when that guy made that movie and
the Indians referred to when they learned speak English, the
Indian word for it was like guy, somebody'd ask you, Hey,
how you doing and you say I'm fine. Instead of
saying I'm fine, the Indians would say melacunas. That means
(14:16):
fine in their language. My problem with Melacunas she looks
the same anymore. Can I present to you what my
problem with Melacuna says?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The butt?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
The butt look at there's nothing, There's nothing going on
there at all her fault, there's no shape, nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I feel bad for her. She could have done some
squats or something. Right.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
You know, they got machines at the gym. I know,
ladies know about them. They can like blast their butt
until it looks like a bowling ball.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah, maybe you know, suck down a couple of protein
shakes and do some squats.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You know, maybe you need to train her. How about that?
I mean, take me lacunas as ass into your own
hands and mold it into something respectable that doesn't sound
something I would do.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
First of all, she's a married woman. Maybe I'll be
doing that. Well, you know that's the true.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Push Ashton kutcha in the face. Just put your hair
in his face and push him. He gone, he ain't
coming back. That didn't seem like it would be that challenging.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Have you seen Ashton KUTCHI skinny little white boy?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Anyway, Well, turn this into some sort of a battle
over a prize female that you could drag back to
your cave by the hair?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
What hair they don't have? Oh? I got you?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Okay, near man put the head? Okay, yeah, I totally missaid.
What just happened? What is he talking about there?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
What were you listening to a different show?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
All right, there's no I just that went a little
fast for me. And anyway, a fifteen year old girl
was coffee? Was I'm a half trying? A fifteen year
old girl was raped by two Afghan refugees, and the
lawyer blamed the attack on cultural differences. He said his
client was not used to a society where women are
(15:54):
free and deemed equal to men.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
What society is he used to? Afghanistan? Rapee ap society.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
The defense to this is the exact reason why these
people probably shouldn't be in our country in the first place.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I think.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Now, for the record, the good news is this guy
wasn't in our country. He was in England.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
But well, here it comes.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I'm sorry, but if he was a country allow young
men who come from countries in which women aren't even
classed as second class citizens and you put them up
enforced our hotels, allow them to work illegally. Their attitude
towards women is completely different to ours. So the social
(16:36):
effects of this are appalling as well.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
They're kind of weird that it's conservatives.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's Nigel Araj by the way, that it's conservatives that
have to make this argument.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Shouldn't liberals be the ones they used to be? What happened? Yeah?
Trump even over there, Trump derangement syndrome.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Look, I don't want to live in a society where women,
you know, can just be raped willy nilly by some
guy because he didn't know the rules. That's crazy. That
disgusts me. You want him to know the rules before
he starts raping them.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
No, I'm no.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Didn't you say you don't want to live in a
country where a guy does that because he didn't know
the rules.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I don't want him to live in a country where
he does it at all. Well, then say so next
time I think I just did. Look, I have a mom,
I have a sister. You have a mom, you have
a sister, You all have moms, you have a daughter,
you have a wife. Why is it that we're there.
We don't go to visit Afghanistan much. Yeah, you'll notice
we don't do a lot of traveling outside of the
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well really out of the great State of Texas, but
definitely not out of the borders of this country. Yeah,
we are going to Colorado soon, although for the record,
I think the place where we're going used to be
part of Texas.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Is it still part of America? The way they vote
over there, they act like they would rather not be.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It really depends who you ask, And I hope it's
still part of America.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, well yeah, the apolitics kind of like people saying, well,
Texas must just be like right, No, No, it's nothing
like that, but that's where they get the reputation. Same
with Colorado. There's plenty of right thinking people all over Colorado.
There are in California too, not as many as there
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used to be. Sure.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Changing.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah, they just get overrun because the news media and
you know, the loud mouth liberal complaining victims, they get
all the attention.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Do you ever wonder what with all the changes in
America happening so rapidly Austin, California, Texas, do you ever
wonder if your grandma's looking down at you from heaven
and she's upset that you're cooking chicken and an air fryer.
I bet gotta be it probably really pisses her off.
You know, we explained it to you, the pan all
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
What are you doing? Why are you doing that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Wait, you know we'll go into the details of transfats
and Greece and the effect on heart disease and how
many Americans die every year from heart disease. No, she
just wants to know why you don't do things right?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Transpants are delicious and also, I thought we weren't supposed
to be transphobic.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Why are you being like that? A good question. You're
here early, rise and grind. That's what day you do.
That's what it is. Yes, what day it is? You
know what today is?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Day?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Wolton and Johnson Radio Network
Classic. Yes, you're being swept away. You're taken to a
new world with the Walter Johnson Show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's a very Star Wars Samba chrismas on the Walton
Johnson Radio netwhere greetings kids.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I was not expecting that. No, that's fun. That was fun.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I was at the gym yesterday and this music and
started playing over the loud speaker.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Almost lost at us. Really is that?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I've got breaking news, y'all. You turn your Star Wars down.
You have to dance later.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Samba Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's okay, Billy Thomba Star Wars, Billy had Hatfield, People's
champion the building.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What's up, Budda? Breaking news? This is just in sure,
go ahead.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Notre Dame is still crying about not making the twelfth
round twelfteen playoff from the college football program.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, but didn't they They're still crying. We're victims, we're victims.
Help us. They're not members of a conference, but.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
They have a deal of an association of sorts with
the ACC and they said.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The accs mean to us.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
They favored one of the people that's actually a member
of their conference over us. Huh, maybe you ought to
be in a conference in Notre Dame. Huh, anybody feels
sorry for you? I mean, you know, a few Notre
Dame fans are probably you know, feeling sorry for themselves.
But the world says, dry your eyes and go back
to being Irish and French.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't get it, but that's your deal.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Correct me if I'm wrong. But aren't these like basically
rich kids, and like, I can't. I don't have time
to feel sorry for that. Uh no, you don't got
time for them. I know, there's way too many other
things to worry about it. I can't worry about rich kids.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh and did you know that.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What? What was that? The thing that I was going
to tell you about? The lady oh of Ilhan Nomar? Yeah,
I know you we were talking about her earlier. Sure
we've heard. Sure she said it was just a terrible thing.
What Trump did?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Trump?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Trump called her and her people, the Somali people, garbage, said,
she's she's garbage, she's you know, the Somalians that are
doing all this stuff over there, they're they're garbage. They're
just their garbage. And and she's that's terrible, it's terrible.
And then next thing, she turns right around and talks
about this guy, Steven Miller that she don't like, and
the way he was talking about the things that are
(02:20):
going on all the news.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
White House policy consultant, one of the top advisors to
Trump him.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, she said he's a Nazi. Oh okay, yeah, he's
a Nazi. You're a Nazi. Everybody's a Nazi that doesn't
agree with Ilhan Omar. And it's not wrong for her
to call somebody a Nazi, but it's tragic if somebody
were to mention maybe that you were garbage.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay, well, while we're comparing here, Uh, what do you
think is worse? Moderate amount of nationalism or giving billions
of dollars to terrorism?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
What do you think is worse? Did me personally? Yeah, Yeah,
I'm not sure that she'll care what I think, but
I'm gonna go with that first part.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Because it just feels to me like, if Stephen Miller,
what's his whole things, secure the borders and to por
at the criminals, it doesn't seem that bad to me,
But giving money to terrorists that seems worse. Scott Wiener
is a lawmaker in the state of California.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You remember him.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
He's a gay guy, he was a different Wianer, that
was Anthony Wiener, and he says Stephen Meller is an
absolute disgrace to the Jewish people. He intentionally echoes Nazi
Germany rhetoric from nineteen thirties.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Apparently they put the memo out.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Everybody got the text message because Ilhan said after he
said this theft, the theft of the you know, the
taxpayer dollars to Somalia, the whole for all time, maybe
the worst greatest theft of taxpayer welfare money in US history.
And when he said, well, that's the way Nazis talked
(03:51):
about the Jews. Yeah, He's like, it's like talking to
a Nazi. He said, Ilhan Omar.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Isn't Stephen Miller a Jew?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, as far as I know, I mean, I mean
Kreig here, But now he's a Nazi talking to her
the way Nazis would talk to him.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I mean, Okay, obviously, if Iilhan Omer said it's true,
we wouldn't even doubt that. But isn't it kind of
hard to be a Nazi when you're a Jew. His
maternal great grandparents were Ashkenazi Jewish immigrants.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's probably not a good happy day for them.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
He was born to a Jewish family grew up in
a liberal leaning Jewish household in Santa Monica, California. According
to this, he also fights to protect the most Jewish
nation in the world from being invaded by anti Semites. Yep,
I feel like, look, you may not like Israel, you
may not like Steven Miller, but maybe Jews not the
right thing to compare, you know, just Nazi Nazi?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Maybe that's not it doesn't really make sense in this
con Like, what even is a Nazi anymore? It feels
like now we're just saying Nazis to anyone we don't
like exactly, even if they're Jewish, which doesn't make me sense.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Look, you cannot like the Jews, you cannot like Nazis.
It's none of my business. Here's the record.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
She's called many other people, including President Trump, Nazis or
or Hitler himself. You know who's like King of the Nazis, right,
I guess I don't know if he ever went by
that title, but since Trump's a king and you know
he's a Nazi, maybe he'll be Hitler and he'll be
King of the Nazis.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
That's how they'll look at it.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Is there some point when they're gonna start pointing at
like Wesley Hunt and Tim Scott and saying those are
white people.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, and you don't disagree with him? They pointed men
and go, well, man, they pointed Mexicans now and h
white guy, a lot of white and sane Nazi Yeah,
so sure. Yeah, if you're if you're a black guy,
but you're not a Democrat, well you're really not black,
(05:43):
are you, Bill?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah? Do you remember a liberal lawmaker We sometimes jokingly
referred to him as Bollywood's version of Jimmy fallon his name,
Shri Thanadar.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I remember this guy. He's an older.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Indian guy, but he dyes every hair on his body
dark brown.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
And they will be famous for he did something and
got him in the news a while.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Back, filing articles of impeachment against Trump. Oh yeah, he
was early to it. Okay, Well he's in the news today.
Guess why filing articles of impeachment against Trump?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Now, people on the right can make fun of this,
we can laugh at it. But as it stands right now,
Democrats will have a majority in the House after the
midterms next year, and then it's going to be NonStop
impeachments for everyone in the Trump administration.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You're predicting that they will, or you're just knowing it.
If it's a fact that it has already been done.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
The opposition party almost always takes the House during midterms.
It's a prediction. Yes, think I think they will. Yeah,
we should expect it to happen. Prepare for it. Try
to get as much done as you can in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Imbrace myself. Okay, I'm ready. It's like I'm going to
be launched into space.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I'm holding on tight. I'm ready for it.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And to anybody out there that doesn't think this can happen, look,
this is basically what always happens. The pendulum swings back
and forth. I find it very funny how people that
aren't really into politics, or people that just got into politics.
Oh no, the Democrats are in charge again. They'll take
over everything. Oh no, the Republicans are in charge again.
Give it a couple of years. Calm down, The pendulum
(07:16):
will swing. But I know it's not your apocalypse tradition.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Four years I was waiting for that big pendulum to swing,
swing slow, sometimes slower than others.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well, you know, you raise an interesting point, Billy ed,
the good times, just like the bad, are always passing
us by. Time is like the wheels on a bicycle,
the spokes turning round and round.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
The wheels on the bus go round and round. It's
a different thing, right as the spokes ripers on the
bus goish, swish swish. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Probably shouldn't have picked that one. It doesn't really work
in this context, although maybe it does.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
The white driver on the bus says, oh, yeah, you
don't have kids. You probably don't remember how this song goes,
do you. It weren't even be creeped out.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
If I did know how well, I think I would. Yeah,
that wouldn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Driver on the bus says, move on back. See boy,
See that's how your memory works. I can't remember yesterday,
but I can remember when my kids was little, having
to listen to that song over and over and over again.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, and what did you get out of it?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I still remember the song, but I couldn't tell you
what did we work yesterday?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, we were here, babe. It's Wednesday. It's hard to remember,
ain't it.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's Wednesday to day Tomorrow will broadcast again from Houston
and then on Friday. We're gonna be in Colorado for
quite a while.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And of course on the on the air. You know,
it's the only way we can afford to go is
if if we uh you know, write it off as
a tax fraud.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But the good news is we will be it's not fraud.
It's not fraud, no tax right off and exception.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
It will be when we do it. Billy, you are
not helping the case here. You're a Nazi, then thank you. Okay,
then I've been called a garbage Nazi by words. But
the good news is, folks, even though we're gonna be
bright casting from Colorado for a week, we will be
back on December twentieth for a Christmas themed comedy show
at the Dose Dough up in the Woodlands, Texas.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Ya. You've been to the Dose to Dove.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
For I've been there many times to raise money for
foster children and foster kids and orphans and stuff like
that with some friends of mine and Congressman Steve Toath
and a lot of other people. But this is going
to be just a night of raunchy comedy, so come
join us. It is it's for a good cause. Us
we're the good where the calls as always. Obviously, we'll
(09:33):
be selling merch to help support wheelchairs for warriors, among
other things. And it's a couple's themed Christmas comedy event Saturday,
December twentieth at the Dosey Dough. If you want to
attend this event tickets, you could find a link to
the tickets on any one of our social media accounts.
I don't know how to make it easier than that.
You just go to the Walton and Johnson Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.
(09:55):
You'll find a link there and that should help you
purchase your tickets. Right and if you can't figure it out,
you know, maybe you shouldn't be at the comedy show
and or email us. I'm happy to send you a
link that's easy to write. Oh yeah, you could do that, Yeah, sure.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, tell me what day it's called Wednesday, Pump Day comday, right,
Hump pump, pump, pump pump worked Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Just a little respect, come on that.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It works perfectly for the news story that I've I've
brought in this morning as our opening salivo between all
of us.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Good morning, How are you are you here?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I thought you wouldn't be here for another fifteen minutes.
I got here early because I have an opening salvo.
I wanted to share. You have an opening, opening salvo. Okay,
a story breaking news that's just in. It sounds like
he's saying salvo. What does salvo mean?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, I don't know. Never, I don't talk, guy. Is
that a word? Are you making up words? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You don't talk intelligence in terms of yeah, let me
I talk playing for my my hetero friend. Thank you.
I appreciate that. Yes, SKA to me. The respect song
fit perfectly. There's a ho A president in the news
this morning. You're familiar with hoa's a homeowner association.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I'm familiar.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
And the president of the h o A has to
be the one who has to deal with all the
members of the neighborhood. It's a club for Karen's h
out in Los Angeles. Guess who is the HOA president
of her little community. The mayor Mela Cooness would have thought,
(11:34):
I know, and she's like, now, don't think anything of it.
I mean the neighbors. You know, everybody in LA they're
desensitized to celebrities in Hollywood. They don't care. Oh my god.
It is the worst thing ever. People are awful and
you find out when you're in you know, like in
(11:55):
a position of authority or a position to help people,
she did. All they do is complain, complain, complain, complain
about the silliest stuff. We have talked to other presidents
of other hoa's you're closer to home, and they will
back that up. People just want to complain in the
minute they find out there's somebody that that has to Oh,
(12:17):
that's all they do.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
See, this is why we have so much respect for
the police in this country, because there's a group of
people and if they have to fill out more reports,
or visit more homes, or go out to more scenes
of crimes, it's not as if they get paid more,
you know what I mean, They don't. It's it's always
the same. It's a it's a thankless job. We're very
grateful for, uh for for people in law enforcement, simply
(12:40):
because we know they're underpaid, overworked, and they're they're dealing
with this on an extreme level. But to your point,
here's me, Lacunas.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
All we will complain. All I get is complains.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Mela Cunis gets heated when talking about her off camera
role as head of her and husband Ashton Kutcher's Homeowners Association.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Beat the Knives Out.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Franchise star recently revealed in an interview with The Wall
Street Journal that she had taken on the HBI C
gig of her neighborhood, and then at December eight sit
down with Today's Craig Melvin, Mila didn't hold back when
discussing how, in her words, thankless, the job is the actress.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Who Isn't I gonna play the sound But it is
really talking a lot when you have somebody that people
actually wanted to hear here, it is.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
All people complain. All I get is complaints all day long.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
No one never goes, you know what, thank you so
much for anything?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Ever, Mela, she just wants some appreciation and a little
R E S P.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I C T.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I get her point.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
But also, at the same time, didn't you defend Danny
Masterson after he was accused of sex trafficking and rape
and all that terrible stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I mean, I does that have to do with this.
I'm just you know, you're just.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Trying to throw a little a little stink on people.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I'm not gonna whitewash somebody's image after they defend a
monster I'm gonna bring it up every time they are
in the news.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
You wouldn't mine throw a little stink on Mila Kunis.
Would you remember when that guy made that movie and
the Indians referred to when they learned speak English, the
Indian word for it was like guy, somebody'd ask you, Hey,
how you doing and you say I'm fine. Instead of
saying I'm fine, the Indians would say melacunas. That means
(14:16):
fine in their language. My problem with Melacunas she looks
the same anymore. Can I present to you what my
problem with Melacuna says?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The butt?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
The butt look at there's nothing, There's nothing going on
there at all her fault, there's no shape, nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I feel bad for her. She could have done some
squats or something. Right.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
You know, they got machines at the gym. I know,
ladies know about them. They can like blast their butt
until it looks like a bowling ball.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah, maybe you know, suck down a couple of protein
shakes and do some squats.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You know, maybe you need to train her. How about that?
I mean, take me lacunas as ass into your own
hands and mold it into something respectable that doesn't sound
something I would do.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
First of all, she's a married woman. Maybe I'll be
doing that. Well, you know that's the true.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Push Ashton kutcha in the face. Just put your hair
in his face and push him. He gone, he ain't
coming back. That didn't seem like it would be that challenging.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Have you seen Ashton KUTCHI skinny little white boy?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Anyway, Well, turn this into some sort of a battle
over a prize female that you could drag back to
your cave by the hair?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
What hair they don't have? Oh? I got you?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Okay, near man put the head? Okay, yeah, I totally missaid.
What just happened? What is he talking about there?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
What were you listening to a different show?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
All right, there's no I just that went a little
fast for me. And anyway, a fifteen year old girl
was coffee? Was I'm a half trying? A fifteen year
old girl was raped by two Afghan refugees, and the
lawyer blamed the attack on cultural differences. He said his
client was not used to a society where women are
(15:54):
free and deemed equal to men.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
What society is he used to? Afghanistan? Rapee ap society.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
The defense to this is the exact reason why these
people probably shouldn't be in our country in the first place.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I think.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Now, for the record, the good news is this guy
wasn't in our country. He was in England.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
But well, here it comes.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I'm sorry, but if he was a country allow young
men who come from countries in which women aren't even
classed as second class citizens and you put them up
enforced our hotels, allow them to work illegally. Their attitude
towards women is completely different to ours. So the social
(16:36):
effects of this are appalling as well.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
They're kind of weird that it's conservatives.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's Nigel Araj by the way, that it's conservatives that
have to make this argument.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Shouldn't liberals be the ones they used to be? What happened? Yeah?
Trump even over there, Trump derangement syndrome.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Look, I don't want to live in a society where women,
you know, can just be raped willy nilly by some
guy because he didn't know the rules. That's crazy. That
disgusts me. You want him to know the rules before
he starts raping them.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
No, I'm no.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Didn't you say you don't want to live in a
country where a guy does that because he didn't know
the rules.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I don't want him to live in a country where
he does it at all. Well, then say so next
time I think I just did. Look, I have a mom,
I have a sister. You have a mom, you have
a sister, You all have moms, you have a daughter,
you have a wife. Why is it that we're there.
We don't go to visit Afghanistan much. Yeah, you'll notice
we don't do a lot of traveling outside of the
(17:32):
well really out of the great State of Texas, but
definitely not out of the borders of this country. Yeah,
we are going to Colorado soon, although for the record,
I think the place where we're going used to be
part of Texas.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Is it still part of America? The way they vote
over there, they act like they would rather not be.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It really depends who you ask, And I hope it's
still part of America.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, well yeah, the apolitics kind of like people saying, well,
Texas must just be like right, No, No, it's nothing
like that, but that's where they get the reputation. Same
with Colorado. There's plenty of right thinking people all over Colorado.
There are in California too, not as many as there
(18:15):
used to be. Sure.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Changing.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah, they just get overrun because the news media and
you know, the loud mouth liberal complaining victims, they get
all the attention.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Do you ever wonder what with all the changes in
America happening so rapidly Austin, California, Texas, do you ever
wonder if your grandma's looking down at you from heaven
and she's upset that you're cooking chicken and an air fryer.
I bet gotta be it probably really pisses her off.
You know, we explained it to you, the pan all
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
What are you doing? Why are you doing that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Wait, you know we'll go into the details of transfats
and Greece and the effect on heart disease and how
many Americans die every year from heart disease. No, she
just wants to know why you don't do things right?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Transpants are delicious and also, I thought we weren't supposed
to be transphobic.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Why are you being like that? A good question. You're
here early, rise and grind. That's what day you do.
That's what it is. Yes, what day it is? You
know what today is?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Day?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
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